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  • @MeesMans
    @MeesMans Před 5 měsíci +1257

    are pidgeons actually just angels?

    • @danielbedrossian5986
      @danielbedrossian5986 Před 5 měsíci +30

      The Holy Spirt is, so angels could be, probably.

    • @elnurfarajov2902
      @elnurfarajov2902 Před 5 měsíci +29

      What the fuck is a pidgeon

    • @danyilpoliakov8445
      @danyilpoliakov8445 Před 5 měsíci

      they are flying rats that spread disease and antisanitary. So, if The Bible is right - pretty much yes, they are angels:)

    • @szymonanonim7214
      @szymonanonim7214 Před 5 měsíci +42

      ​@@elnurfarajov2902Imagine a rat but as a bird

    • @shadyguy4896
      @shadyguy4896 Před 5 měsíci +10

      @@danielbedrossian5986 it was a dove not a pigeon

  • @zimtwiers9726
    @zimtwiers9726 Před 5 měsíci +956

    Honestly thought the angel would say: “There are no toilets here, you just HAVE. TO. HOLD. IT. IN.” A reference to their earlier vr/pool party skit.

    • @d3athwish09
      @d3athwish09 Před 5 měsíci +32

      missed opportunity there, damn

    • @Keychan64
      @Keychan64 Před 5 měsíci +7

      You deserve 2k likes

    • @jonsku6662
      @jonsku6662 Před 5 měsíci +6

      Then that must be hell
      ... Also known as that one parraler universe skit from family guy

    • @chrisrj9871
      @chrisrj9871 Před 5 měsíci +3

      That would be repeating themselves and we don't want that.

    • @Joe-3.
      @Joe-3. Před 5 měsíci

      same

  • @darkner2390
    @darkner2390 Před 5 měsíci +552

    Angels: We can't have toilets! Cleanliness comes first!
    Also angels: Literally poop on other angels' heads.

  • @gacd2104
    @gacd2104 Před 5 měsíci +68

    If the crap goes through the halo, I guess it's a "slam dump"

  • @crocoshark4097
    @crocoshark4097 Před 5 měsíci +200

    This is one of those "This is actually the other place" scenarios, isn't it?

    • @happypasta6
      @happypasta6 Před 5 měsíci +2

      Well if it is it’s not too bad for it.

    • @QuicklimeTime
      @QuicklimeTime Před 5 měsíci +13

      Holy forking shirtballs; THIS is the Bad Place!

    • @crocoshark4097
      @crocoshark4097 Před 5 měsíci +1

      @@happypasta6 He only just got there and he's already being shat upon, who knows what's next.

    • @southernflight5078
      @southernflight5078 Před 5 měsíci +1

      ​@@QuicklimeTime >several years of mind wipes and do-overs later.

    • @einienj3281
      @einienj3281 Před 5 měsíci

      No. That's it.

  • @jonsku6662
    @jonsku6662 Před 5 měsíci +113

    Heaven being a poopwar just makes you wonder how bad hell is in comparison.. or if they're just badly advertised due to having restrooms

    • @BAMFshee
      @BAMFshee Před 5 měsíci +10

      Where do you think the poop that that doesn't land on another angel goes? It can't be Earth, judging by the lack of poop showers down here, so that leaves Hell.

    • @AlpacaHacker
      @AlpacaHacker Před 5 měsíci +7

      If you read your bible it does say 'damnation without relief'. (Thanks to Rowan Atkinson for that one)

    • @jonsku6662
      @jonsku6662 Před 5 měsíci +5

      @@AlpacaHacker So... Hell is just constipation &/or being forced to hold it in?

    • @crazyabe4571
      @crazyabe4571 Před 5 měsíci

      @@jonsku6662worse- hell has Reverse Enemas actually- they shove more shit in you.

    • @SakaDiKovVitch
      @SakaDiKovVitch Před 5 měsíci

      I'd like to think hell's just a replicate of the world but with more annoying people and probably filled with Sad Larrys

  • @NixDarkLord
    @NixDarkLord Před 5 měsíci +211

    Guess angels gotta find something to have fun with! Being up there 24/7 must be boring.

    • @PatelCats
      @PatelCats Před 5 měsíci +3

      Same thing on earth you must be really bored with life

    • @gabrielarkangelo
      @gabrielarkangelo Před 5 měsíci +5

      As someone who deeply studied the Bible, I get kinda of shocked with how media and most religious people depict angels as lazy living in some ethereal clouds thing, they actually have a really amazing life. From exploring the universe to living in Cities made of gold and giant gates made out of a single pearl, to guard the Lord's servants agaisnt demonic attacks and sometimes even human threats. I mean, I'm not talking about believing in it or not, but just that biblically.. these heavenly stuff is actually awesome. Even times when an angel or two was sent to actually fight agaisnt armies on earth. There is this one particular fight of Gabriel VS Satan in the old testament, that lasted weeks. Also, the bible talks about the existence of different worlds besides earth.. many worlds actually. So, it's a pretty amazing existence on my book.

    • @darthsidiusxii9706
      @darthsidiusxii9706 Před 5 měsíci +1

      I don't wanna be that guy but *in my book

    • @ya_boi_sieem6644
      @ya_boi_sieem6644 Před 5 měsíci +1

      @@PatelCatsnah I’d rather be on earth then just fly around in an endless cloudy sky where other angles shit on me as a game 😂

    • @PatelCats
      @PatelCats Před 5 měsíci

      @@ya_boi_sieem6644 no bro in heaven you just do acid, mushrooms , and smoke weed... and then you eat throughout the day and then sleep and do that for eternity... it's gonna be amazing

  • @crocoshark4097
    @crocoshark4097 Před 5 měsíci +21

    "Heaven is a place of cleanliness"
    Also: Literally shitting on people's heads

  • @RuminatingKiwi927
    @RuminatingKiwi927 Před 5 měsíci +47

    I love how the mouth animation is just stretched

  • @CosmicAggressor
    @CosmicAggressor Před 5 měsíci +24

    Got it. Heaven is being a pidgeon.

  • @BaDArxz
    @BaDArxz Před 5 měsíci +17

    There’s actually a local plumbing company near me called “Pope’s Plumbers”. There are times I want to prank call them, but I’m sure they hear the same joke every day

    • @TheReaverOfDarkness
      @TheReaverOfDarkness Před 5 měsíci +2

      "Is this the toilet papel? I need to buy some toilet papal!"
      "Poop's plumbers? I need to get my poops plumbed!"
      "Pope's Plumbers? Hey I got a, uh, problem here it's....holy shit it's bad!!"
      "Pope's Plumbers? I am the Pope's Proctor. The Pope's pipes are plugged up with Pope poop. Can we profligate a proposal to purge this plug; push the Pope's poop down the Pope's pipe, so to speak?"
      "Do you folks do septic work? It's time to drain the vat again!"
      I'm sure you could come up with more. Here's some of my half-baked ideas:
      unplug my golden pipes and I'll play the golden pipes to praise you
      not so holy when the hole is clogged
      appear before the congregation and banish the foul spirits
      Seal of Confession//confessional as a port-a-potty
      More words starting with P: pontiff, prelate, papa, priest, pontifex, patriarch, paladin, patron
      Hope that helps!

  • @khukri_wielderxxx1962
    @khukri_wielderxxx1962 Před 5 měsíci +13

    "3 points"
    That's something I would say too 😂

  • @creageous
    @creageous Před 5 měsíci +12

    I want to hear the story of the holy fucking shit.

  • @swaggerfox10
    @swaggerfox10 Před 5 měsíci +1

    "Woo, 3 points! 😃"

  • @Meridianbat
    @Meridianbat Před 5 měsíci +8

    And suddenly Tony Purgatelli doesn't feel quite so bad.

    • @BAMFshee
      @BAMFshee Před 5 měsíci

      Come to think of it... was that Chad Bradley with the three-pointer? Sure sounded like him...

  • @JoeTheOriginalOne
    @JoeTheOriginalOne Před 5 měsíci +11

    This is truly a heavenly blessing…

  • @gamerrich
    @gamerrich Před 5 měsíci +6

    Really wish I hadn’t decided to watch this during my lunch

  • @pedrossecondaccount
    @pedrossecondaccount Před 5 měsíci +2

    So that's how meteors and rain existed

  • @madpenguin3664
    @madpenguin3664 Před 5 měsíci +1

    "Wooo 3 points" that was probably Kobe Bryant🗣

  • @luckychong27
    @luckychong27 Před 5 měsíci +14

    Why actual frickin awesome words

  • @damor8956
    @damor8956 Před 5 měsíci +12

    Well I guess that explains what the halos do, but why do we wear white
    To tell if someone has been hit

  • @TheFMHatter1986
    @TheFMHatter1986 Před 5 měsíci +2

    New angel finds out pigeons are just angels?
    Must be a Thursday!

  • @HarmonyBunny
    @HarmonyBunny Před 5 měsíci +3

    What can I say except... holy sh*t

  • @jambonnoir1608
    @jambonnoir1608 Před 5 měsíci +3

    Cant wait to see the one with the Juslim and the Mew

  • @Kskillz2
    @Kskillz2 Před 5 měsíci +11

    People in heaven using their wings to fly to just 💩 on angels?
    Must be a Thursday!

  • @nicholasrobson1430
    @nicholasrobson1430 Před 5 měsíci +3

    And I thought Hell was the place without relief.

    • @Zbezt
      @Zbezt Před 5 měsíci +1

      I mean the hell part is the poop goes in reverse each time it hits the dirt

    • @TheReaverOfDarkness
      @TheReaverOfDarkness Před 5 měsíci +1

      The labels may purport as much, but read the descriptions and you find it's the inverse!

  • @AllFiery
    @AllFiery Před 5 měsíci +3

    Having toilets are much cleaner than poop falling everywhere.

  • @MTHMalik
    @MTHMalik Před 5 měsíci +1

    1:01 WOO 3 POINTS

  • @sillyenglishman
    @sillyenglishman Před 5 měsíci +3

    can't wait to see Holy piss next

  • @ArtSurvivesArtist
    @ArtSurvivesArtist Před 5 měsíci +1

    Dialed right in as usual.

  • @DimentiosLoyalest
    @DimentiosLoyalest Před 5 měsíci +5

    "Cleanliness is next to Godliness"
    [Encourages pooping on other angels]

  • @Dantido
    @Dantido Před 4 měsíci +1

    Damn, bros be ballin' with holy shits.

  • @trava0477
    @trava0477 Před 5 měsíci

    I can't help it, I just love cyanide & happiness outro music. It's one of my favourite meme songs of all times.

  • @memecat9830
    @memecat9830 Před 5 měsíci

    When he said cleanliness is next to godliness I got resident evil 7 flashbacks

  • @LarvaFamily-cd3oi
    @LarvaFamily-cd3oi Před 5 měsíci

    Can we appreciate how they tried their best to make this amazing video for us 💖💖💖

  • @patricks_music
    @patricks_music Před 5 měsíci +1

    Bathrooms? The world is your bathroom!

  • @mimaps
    @mimaps Před 5 měsíci +1

    nice one, damn i almost miss the ads 😂

  • @fallenangelofoz8726
    @fallenangelofoz8726 Před 5 měsíci +1

    I'm trying not to laugh out loud in my office.

  • @benjaminlouw1373
    @benjaminlouw1373 Před 5 měsíci

    Hell is looking pretty good this time of the year 😊

  • @liam-the_gorilla
    @liam-the_gorilla Před 5 měsíci +1

    You know who's in charge around here haha
    Me: YO HAHA COME

  • @paclenny
    @paclenny Před 5 měsíci

    I thought he will HOLD IT IN for eternity.

  • @summerysteam96
    @summerysteam96 Před 5 měsíci +1

    "Holy shit" i get it
    "Whats the halo for?..." "heh 3 points!"

  • @sinsgal
    @sinsgal Před 5 měsíci +1

    So pigeon are just angels who fell from the heaven

  • @Tekkenandgaming
    @Tekkenandgaming Před 5 měsíci +1

    Yeah I always wondered how they did that there, it’s about what I expected honestly

  • @kuriboi952
    @kuriboi952 Před 5 měsíci +2

    Knew the joke when I read the title😂

  • @adamk-paxlogan7330
    @adamk-paxlogan7330 Před 5 měsíci +1

    This is hilarious 🤣

  • @iAnimate420
    @iAnimate420 Před 5 měsíci

    Right in the eyes too

  • @tushar6525
    @tushar6525 Před 5 měsíci

    Well that was one holy shot..

  • @Random64
    @Random64 Před 5 měsíci

    At least those are holy

  • @Darkseany
    @Darkseany Před 3 měsíci

    As the video started up, my Legend of Zelda senses wer firing on all cylinders from the harp.
    I know it wasn't just me.

  • @AngryDuck79
    @AngryDuck79 Před 5 měsíci +1

    More proof that angels are just the biggest jerks.

  • @mffromhellwhokillsu
    @mffromhellwhokillsu Před 5 měsíci

    so much yes

  • @Usaminanako55
    @Usaminanako55 Před 5 měsíci +1

    I thought he's gonna scream "holy shit" and get promote to hell after that

  • @CrAzYGAMINGWOLF
    @CrAzYGAMINGWOLF Před 5 měsíci

    Dude didn't even close his eyes. He's definitely gonna have pink eye after this

  • @kyleandrewbaguio3878
    @kyleandrewbaguio3878 Před 5 měsíci +1

    I thought the holes in the clouds were the toilets but I guess I understand the halo part.

  • @TheNonameHousehold
    @TheNonameHousehold Před 5 měsíci +1

    So THAT'S why they wear those white rags, it's portable toilet paper 🤣🧻💩

  • @mr_bombastics
    @mr_bombastics Před 5 měsíci +1

    Forget heven...in our youtube even poops need to be blurred !!

  • @rc653
    @rc653 Před 5 měsíci

    Really thought there would be some sort of weather phenomena, but I was dead wrong.

  • @nazemec
    @nazemec Před 5 měsíci

    For a moment I thought people just felt however they felt when they died, for eternity. So he would be trapped having the urging feeling to take a shit forever, unable to free himself from it, turning Heaven into its own kind of Hell.

  • @freddyfawcett7566
    @freddyfawcett7566 Před 5 měsíci +1

    Pigeons in heaven

  • @JorgeLopez-890
    @JorgeLopez-890 Před 5 měsíci

    My boi got shited on 🤣🤣🤣

  • @4644Pops
    @4644Pops Před 5 měsíci

    Be honest, we all expected a crazier reaction

  • @lordnightingale7346
    @lordnightingale7346 Před 5 měsíci

    Now we can understand the pigeons

  • @maura6487
    @maura6487 Před 5 měsíci

    In the name of the Father, the Son, and the Holy Pidgeon . . .

  • @SweatherSniper
    @SweatherSniper Před 5 měsíci

    I feel like this is a reference to pool party

  • @MrVireon
    @MrVireon Před 5 měsíci

    That explains a lot!

  • @____REDYGOGO____
    @____REDYGOGO____ Před 5 měsíci

    Why im so laughing,, , 🤣🤣🤣

  • @rabbadoodles4522
    @rabbadoodles4522 Před 5 měsíci

    Now I see why the halos are there. The angels are afraid of pooping on Cloud Dad.

  • @skycloud5065
    @skycloud5065 Před 5 měsíci +1

    Holly shit indeed 😂😂😂

  • @JuanPablo-su6vw
    @JuanPablo-su6vw Před 5 měsíci +1

    I was eating...

  • @ramenramrod
    @ramenramrod Před 5 měsíci

    Okay. This is epic.

  • @oldbrokenhands
    @oldbrokenhands Před 5 měsíci

    Truly a poop joke from the gods.

  • @extremeheat9283
    @extremeheat9283 Před 5 měsíci +1

    I thought that since he still had to shit, they'd throw him back down to Earth lol

  • @arvaakswish3853
    @arvaakswish3853 Před 5 měsíci

    @ExplosmEntertainment You should make a pilot say he's gonna eject but jizz flys out instead. and hits a bunch of people below and flys off like a hero in a movie

  • @flame_bird221
    @flame_bird221 Před 5 měsíci +1

    So that's what halos are for😂

  • @poppajonty
    @poppajonty Před 5 měsíci

    Angels pooping on people’s heads? Must be a Thursday!

  • @DpacOP
    @DpacOP Před 5 měsíci +1

    Wooo 3 points 😂😂

  • @MasterBlek
    @MasterBlek Před 5 měsíci +5

    I hope we don't get THAT kind of content for the next couple of years. XD

  • @watcher1245
    @watcher1245 Před 5 měsíci

    Suddenly heaven feels like a bad choice.

  • @Tacos103gang
    @Tacos103gang Před 5 měsíci

    Holy shit that just give an idea once i went to heavens

  • @nicejarry
    @nicejarry Před 5 měsíci +1

    So you're saying that every angel is a toliet and pigeon?

  • @trinstonmichaels7062
    @trinstonmichaels7062 Před 5 měsíci +1

    Heaven looks fine

  • @alexlikescredits9733
    @alexlikescredits9733 Před 5 měsíci +1

    im suprised you still upload

  • @balrogbean
    @balrogbean Před 5 měsíci

    They REALLY need to add some toilets to make cleanup easier.

  • @San-lh8us
    @San-lh8us Před 5 měsíci +1

    thursday? thursday!

  • @gid519
    @gid519 Před 5 měsíci

    I was way off. I was like, he takes a shit and it turns into clouds and he was like, holy shit.

  • @gaurdinn
    @gaurdinn Před 5 měsíci +1

    Holy shit!

  • @mikemcconeghy4658
    @mikemcconeghy4658 Před 5 měsíci +1

    Because bathrooms would just be wrong.

  • @wargamesmaster
    @wargamesmaster Před 5 měsíci

    Quick question, why there's no MEGA Compilation #4?

  • @EmmettDoyleDDR435
    @EmmettDoyleDDR435 Před 5 měsíci

    I don’t know if we have restrooms in heaven.

  • @YoungGandalf2325
    @YoungGandalf2325 Před 5 měsíci +4

    I'm pretty sure I've stepped in angel poop before. Now I feel bad for blaming it on the dog.

  • @alphaghoul
    @alphaghoul Před 5 měsíci +1

    That’s not cleanliness.

  • @vothaison
    @vothaison Před 5 měsíci

    That's why God sent those dinosaurs to hell.

  • @einienj3281
    @einienj3281 Před 5 měsíci +1

    Yeah.... I'll choose to go to hell.. 😂

  • @Randallsilver
    @Randallsilver Před 5 měsíci

    I've worked in a bar most of my life, and this still less disgusting than what we clean up every week.

  • @rowsdower6950
    @rowsdower6950 Před 5 měsíci

    Yeah! Three Points!

  • @caffeineadvocate
    @caffeineadvocate Před 5 měsíci +1

    I hate it when I Gide-on my face…

  • @Mailo7999
    @Mailo7999 Před 5 měsíci +1

    Season 16

  • @DerpyPenguin4747
    @DerpyPenguin4747 Před 5 měsíci

    Shitting on the new guy

  • @chaosruby9792
    @chaosruby9792 Před 5 měsíci

    apparently heaven is a game