Just about everytime I have done First Aid courses, they tell us if you haven't broken a rib or two, you may not have been compressing the sternum sufficiently. Ribs recover over time, life signs doesn't... break the ribs!
Isn't this one of the first thing they teach to laymen who attend a first aid course ever, that you need the amount of strenght that breaks ribs but that's fine, for effective compression? It's fascinating how badly one had had to try to avoid doing research to get hired to write A SCENE ABOUT CPR
@@cryptobox128 St Peter: Oooh....I see your ribs are broken. Dead Ed: What does that mean? St Peter: It means you have to have to go to Rib broken heaven. Dead Ed: Rib broken heaven? St Peter: Yeah, totally a thing dude! You didn't know? WOW this is awkward! Dead Ed: Yeah, well no one told me! It's not like it's in the bible or any of the other books! St Peter: It's not? Dead Ed: It's not! St Peter: Are you sure? Dead Ed: Pretty positive! St Peter: Well hey, this month we are having a special on reincarnation! Dead Ed: Great! Let's do that! St Peter: Let me see. Looks like this month's destination is...OH LOOK... Detroit! Dead Ed: Rib broken heaven huh? St Peter: Oh yeah! You'll love it!
“Doctor”: try not to break someone’s ribs while preforming CPR Medical school: It’s a miracle that one of our students can survive not only without a brain, but with the exact opposite of a brain. Rational decisions? More like Irrational non-decision making. Anyway he failed so bad we had to invent a new letter after z.
My uncle saw a nasty car accident happen and ended up performing CPR for quite awhile until paramedics could arrive (happened on a highway in the middle of nowhere). I can't remember how many ribs were broken, but quite a few. Then again, the accident could have been the culprit. Either way, the guy actually survived. He's still friends with my uncle to this day.
You know, I was waiting for the classic Hollywood "defibrillating asystole" routine... maybe while having the doc hold the AED pads to her chest during shock delivery.
Bradying down to asystole is clearly airway.... I would of put so.e chap stick on and go to town just worked those tender lungs, givem a good throttling... ya know...like a good FF
They found in Hollywood that those original defibrillation scenes were full of microaggressions that promoted violent tendencies; the new CPR seen here is much kinder and shows more compassion, promoting more peace and love in society... plus, obviously it works! 😉
Has no one on set ever taken a CPR course? Broken ribs are anticipated when doing CPR. Every time I've taken the CPR course, the thought had been somewhere between “you will break ribs”, and “ribs break, don't sweat it”. This isn't a show about astronauts, where there's only a couple hundred advisors in the world you could hire: there's literally tens of thousands of people who could advise these shows, yet they keep making the most basic mistakes!
Its just lazy writing. A good writer looks at a scene and its characters from every angle at every instant and tries to find ways to make the world they create to be believable and lived in. This show gets more and more unbelievable. Entertaining. But unbelievable. Nothing that happens would ever play out the same in the real world.
@@lewislabuff8862 Recertification maybe? But with St John's it's a 16 hour course taken over 2 days. Still, it really should be given to everyone in high school (slide it into PE would be my thought).
I did crp for the first time a week ago. EMT's and other firefighters had been going for about 25 minutes already, and it was just softness around the sternum for me. However he was a bigger guy, so a lot of cushion.
@@JasonGuerard yeah lol, the only reason we did it for so long was because his whole family around and we were waiting for more police to show up since we didn't know how the family would react.
I really need to send these to my mom. She's an RN and my entire childhood she would "relax" by yelling at the TV whenever something like ER was on. Especially during childbirth scenes, since she worked labor and delivery half her nursing career. It's hilarious, and these always remind me of her.
Honestly, there's a reason any medical scene tends to make me want to bash my head against a wall...thank you mom for ruining both shows and oversimplified biology
@@caitlynungrin1394 The one that always kills me is when people rip IVs out. I'm hospitalized a lot and have IVs in all the time and just the idea of doing that for real makes me cringe.
Anytime there’s a baby coming it only takes about 3 minutes. I want to see the mom walking the halls with an IV stand for 18 hours waiting to get to 10 centimeters.
@@fealubryne It happens more often than you think. I had a patient do that just the other day when he was told he was transferring to the ICU. Got blood all over our RT.
@@sydneymarshall3204 it'd be nice to see real CPR on these shows so the people watching at home actually have a sense of what to do in case they ever need to use. Why they can't use a dummy to accurately do 2 inch compressions at 30 to 1 in proper position after checking for a pulse, any obstructions etc is beyond me. At least try to teach people
@@skydiverclassc2031 I honestly don't remember. It's on Netflix. I watched it one time, and I had to pause it 20 minutes in to get drunk to finish it. It really was that bad. They took the glory that's Backdraft, shot it in each extremity, poured salt in each wound, tied it to a truck, drug it through glass then threw it on a fire to die. In other words, they butchered it
I finally had my 1st successful cpr 3 weeks ago PT recovered and walked out the hospital. Best feeling in the world. My 2 services covers large areas and usually don't end well when it takes 15mins to get on scene.
@@chrissmith2744 the ambulance took 25min today... And I live like 3min from a hospital (I guess the crew was an another call). I registered as a first responder and having a ROSC on my first call was a pretty good start... Hoping it stays that way 🙃
@@88Marc10 glad you was trained and had the mind set to get it done. It took 2 years for me to start cpr for 1 to survive. Congratulations again keep up the good work and stay safe
Me: *refuses to watch Outer Banks because I actually lived in the Outer Banks and know how it’s actually like* Also me: *immediately watches Fire Department Chronicles critique a CPR scene from Outer Banks*
Whenever I see Jason, all I see is one of my fellow firefighters in Surrey U.K. Big, muscular, ginger, shaved it all off, same sense of humour and energy like a box of mad frogs on red bull.
*I* need to be a medical consultant for these shows. Obviously no experience, training, skill or knowledge are required. Based on what we've seen, all you have to do is agree to have your name used and not complain when people write hilarious crap like this!
That Asystole alarm was probably left over from a previous take since on most monitors heart rhythm alarms go off until they’re acknowledged, they probably just didn’t bother resetting it after shooting a take and so it just stayed there
On the contrary, an unacknowledged alarm will continue ONLY providing that the measurements require it. If you go from Asystole to Bradycardia, the monitor will continue to alarm Asystole for a few seconds until it realises that it is in fact Bradycardia (depending on alarm limits there might not be an alarm until it reaches 30bpm) and then stop the alarm or change the tone.
Yes, but most rhythm alarms, especially fatal arrhythmia alarms are ‘latching’ meaning that they still sound even if the condition that triggered it doesn’t exist anymore. While some monitors don’t have latching alarms it seems the one used for this scene does. Otherwise it likely would have stopped sounding a asystole alarm since it was likely showing bradycardia for a while
Which is odd because we as student paramedics were told if you’re breaking a patients ribs doing CPR you’re very clearly doing something wrong. There’s absolutely no way you should be breaking ribs by doing chest compressions on a patients sternum. 🤷🏽♂️
@@Jimmythefish577 Not what I was told in my paramedic school. The sternum is not that wide, and if your hand may very well be wider than the person’s sternum. Especially for older people who have frailer bones (and older people happen to be the ones who most commonly need CPR), hearing some cracking is pretty much to be expected.
@@emikookime1849 Had a paramedic tell me that if you're doing CPR right, "you're probably going to break ribs." Honestly, I wonder if the "go for broken ribs" thing might not be pushed at least partly because typical people are wired not to harm other people.
Learned CPR a few weeks ago, didn’t have to use it thankfully but this scene gave me somewhat of a motivation boost knowing that if I ever need to use it I’m at least not as crappy as this guy giving CPR.
During mandatory work osha trainings I've had in Poland every single instructor specifically pointed out that broken ribs are the least of everyone's problems in such situations. In fact it's expected to break them to perform a proper cpr. Once you start, you keep going until the ambulance crew arrives and relieves you.
Y'know. They could have just asked that stunningly broad-chinned, sarcastic, but knowledgeable, hunk of a fireman that was sitting there next to them. He seems like he knows how to save some lives!!
I remember when I first learned how common it was to break ribs while performing cpr. It happens most often on the young and elderly but can still happen to anyone. Regardless, rips heal a lot better than a brain without oxygen
I'll be dreaming of you doing such masterpiece for a whole episode of a show. Just realized you propably would get copyright striked. But that would be a hell of a magnum opus.
When I was getting CPR certified the first time the instructor said "if you break one of their ribs, you did a very good job administrating CPR because you can recover from a broken rib but we have yet to find a way to recover from being dead"
Did that movie even _have_ enough firefighting scenes to critique? I felt like they used the gimmick of the main character being a firefighter... hardly at all.
"Uhh, that's definitely not effective CPR. Unless CPR has been changed to... slowly... softly, rocking somebody back to life... *while doing the rocking gesture with his hands". 😄🤣😂😆😄🤣😂
I remember my old roommate who worked in the ER telling me most people arriving needing CPR died. It depressed me so badly. You watch all these shows where the person makes it because of it.
The standard 2 inch deep compressions were too aggressive in the eyes of the uneducated public so to compensate for that protocol was changed so you are only allowed to gently shake the patient. I thought you knew about the change Jason
Did CPR last night on duty. Felt the crunchies, got the dude back. I do believe he is also feeling the crunchies today; as a result of being back. I assume he’s grateful, but I’m a firefighter and don’t get to see my patients after they take the woohoo ride.
I was a lifeguard and am now in a ekectrical field. Both require to know CPR and such. Thus, I can proudly say this is the worst version of CPR I have ever seen! Also, I love your videos. Please keep them up!
I remember when a firefighter taught me how to do CPR she said "if you're doing CPR and hear a "crack" don't worry about it!! It's just you breaking ribs, that happens especially with elderlys and it means you are doing it right, the hospital will take care of that part, you JuSt kEeP ThE PaCiEnT aLiVe!!!". In 0:24 when I was watching this part of the show I said the exactly same thing that you said ahahah
Nothing like bad CPR to throw me out of the show. I know it would be hard to do right but i really wish they made the effort to make it more realistic. Even with a few extreme angles that would allow someone to look like they are actually compressing the chests.
I don't know the context of whatever show or movie this is, but it's also worthy to note it's fine to make your characters, especially if they're not first responders, be bad at CPR on purpose if it adds to their character arc or advances the plot. But make the consequences of bad first aid realistic. That patient should be dead
In real life, it's pretty common to see the monitor read Asystole while showing a pulse -- at least, it is in neonates. That's when the nurse looks at the trace, evaluates it and says, "Ignore that. Baby's fine." And presses the magic silence button that no one can seem to find in a TV resus.
My dad and I just watched this episode today and we both looked at each other and he said “don’t break her ribs? Break all her ribs if you wanna do it right!” And my mom pointed out that his shoulders weren’t locked in right so he could get a proper amount of pressure😂😂
“Try not to break her ribs” said no paramedic during CPR ever
If you hear them crack, you might bring them back.
Just about everytime I have done First Aid courses, they tell us if you haven't broken a rib or two, you may not have been compressing the sternum sufficiently. Ribs recover over time, life signs doesn't... break the ribs!
@@gorillaau yes sire
broken ribs just make it easyer xD
Isn't this one of the first thing they teach to laymen who attend a first aid course ever, that you need the amount of strenght that breaks ribs but that's fine, for effective compression? It's fascinating how badly one had had to try to avoid doing research to get hired to write A SCENE ABOUT CPR
He exerted more energy throwing that chair than he did delivering the sum of those 'compressions'
fr
"Throwing"
Yeah I remember in CPR training it was hard to keep my 2 breaths soft enough because I was going hog wild on that dummy's chest
🤣🤣🤣
He threw that chair like a wuss too, proper chair-throwing goes across the whole room.
*sees compressions from heaven*
"well, guess im dying"
...but at least all my ribs are intact
@@cryptobox128 Ah yes, thank god this guy didnt break her ribs. Now she can die in peace!
This actually made me LOL.
@@cryptobox128
St Peter: Oooh....I see your ribs are broken.
Dead Ed: What does that mean?
St Peter: It means you have to have to go to Rib broken heaven.
Dead Ed: Rib broken heaven?
St Peter: Yeah, totally a thing dude! You didn't know? WOW this is awkward!
Dead Ed: Yeah, well no one told me! It's not like it's in the bible or any of the other books!
St Peter: It's not?
Dead Ed: It's not!
St Peter: Are you sure?
Dead Ed: Pretty positive!
St Peter: Well hey, this month we are having a special on reincarnation!
Dead Ed: Great! Let's do that!
St Peter: Let me see. Looks like this month's destination is...OH LOOK... Detroit!
Dead Ed: Rib broken heaven huh?
St Peter: Oh yeah! You'll love it!
Drifting towards that light saying "really? Put some effort in, bro"
"Try not to break her ribs?" 😂 I thought breaking their ribs means it's good CPR.
That’s why cpr dummies have a clicker for, to indicate you’re doing it right.
You will never forget the sound and feel of the first rib cage you crack while doing cpr. I sure as hell haven't lol
@@buckberthod5007 I want to but I also hope I don’t have to
I just come off the top rope full elbow and hope for the best
@@buckberthod5007 the tactile sensation, huh? 😁 Hey, you're a life savior.
Don't forget the "yelling at the dead person during cpr" 😂
i think you actually have to either slap them if it's a freind or coworker, or shake them some more if it's a loved one
Cliche things too like:
Don't die on me!
Come on!
@@TheOReport1994 "YOU'VE NEVER GIVEN UP ON ANYTHING BEFORE IN YOUR LIFE, NOW LIVE!! LIVE!!!"
That usually seems to work, I think. =)
@@jamesanthony8438 Hold on, let me write this all down incase I need it!
You mean that isn't standard?
“Doctor”: try not to break someone’s ribs while preforming CPR
Medical school: It’s a miracle that one of our students can survive not only without a brain, but with the exact opposite of a brain. Rational decisions? More like Irrational non-decision making. Anyway he failed so bad we had to invent a new letter after z.
@@KezanzatheGreat þ-
Well... in Sweden we have three more letters in the alphabet. Å Ä Ö
Hi Adam
"I must apologize for Dr. Low... We have purposely trained him wrong, as a joke..."
already exists in swedish
I remember watching this and cringing when the "doc" said "try not to break her ribs"
Fr. Unless you’re fckn Superman that’s not even an issue.
@@falcon1378 It’s totally possible. The issue isn’t that it’s impossible, it’s that being alive with broken ribs trumps being dead
@@DeathnoteBB indeed. I’d rather be in a coma for 3 months than be dead cause somebody stopped trying.
My uncle saw a nasty car accident happen and ended up performing CPR for quite awhile until paramedics could arrive (happened on a highway in the middle of nowhere). I can't remember how many ribs were broken, but quite a few. Then again, the accident could have been the culprit. Either way, the guy actually survived. He's still friends with my uncle to this day.
But, obvs this wasn't regular CPR - it was "dramatic male hearthrob" CPR, which is very different.
Awww he was gently rocking her into the next dimension, now that's real love
Only things missing were flights of angels singing her to her rest. ='(
It legit looked like he was giving her a massage, not CPR.
I expect subpar CPR in television, but this takes the cake... and drops the cake on the floor.
... and then runs across the room and slides on the cake.
I love it!
And then tries to do crappy chest compressions on the cake.
Well, had no one been gently rocking the lesson carrying the cake from side to side, maybe the cake wouldn't have been on the floor.
You know, I was waiting for the classic Hollywood "defibrillating asystole" routine... maybe while having the doc hold the AED pads to her chest during shock delivery.
I was expecting the same thing!
Bradying down to asystole is clearly airway.... I would of put so.e chap stick on and go to town just worked those tender lungs, givem a good throttling... ya know...like a good FF
Administer cpr WITH charged shock paddled 🤔
They found in Hollywood that those original defibrillation scenes were full of microaggressions that promoted violent tendencies; the new CPR seen here is much kinder and shows more compassion, promoting more peace and love in society... plus, obviously it works! 😉
Expect its three deep cycle yacht batteries hooked up in series with two waffle irons.
Has no one on set ever taken a CPR course? Broken ribs are anticipated when doing CPR. Every time I've taken the CPR course, the thought had been somewhere between “you will break ribs”, and “ribs break, don't sweat it”. This isn't a show about astronauts, where there's only a couple hundred advisors in the world you could hire: there's literally tens of thousands of people who could advise these shows, yet they keep making the most basic mistakes!
Its just lazy writing. A good writer looks at a scene and its characters from every angle at every instant and tries to find ways to make the world they create to be believable and lived in. This show gets more and more unbelievable. Entertaining. But unbelievable. Nothing that happens would ever play out the same in the real world.
@@Phoenixguy357 I can't find it entertaining when they can't maintain the suspension of disbelief.
Pretentious Hollywood jagoff types wouldn't stoop so low as to consult with plebs.
Took us like 15 minutes to get certified as Lifeguards... 15 minutes was the CPR training... I don't know why they think it's so hard
@@lewislabuff8862 Recertification maybe? But with St John's it's a 16 hour course taken over 2 days. Still, it really should be given to everyone in high school (slide it into PE would be my thought).
I did chest compressions once, the crunchiness around the sternum is memorable.
I did crp for the first time a week ago. EMT's and other firefighters had been going for about 25 minutes already, and it was just softness around the sternum for me. However he was a bigger guy, so a lot of cushion.
@@coolhashbrown7116 that's is because the previous 25 min had, uhmmm, softened the area up already. Beats being dead with nice ribs.
@@JasonGuerard yeah lol, the only reason we did it for so long was because his whole family around and we were waiting for more police to show up since we didn't know how the family would react.
@@coolhashbrown7116 What was the reason they went into cardiac arrest, shock from trauma or blood loss?
@@manfrommars340 That sounds to me like exactly what he was saying.
I really need to send these to my mom. She's an RN and my entire childhood she would "relax" by yelling at the TV whenever something like ER was on. Especially during childbirth scenes, since she worked labor and delivery half her nursing career. It's hilarious, and these always remind me of her.
Honestly, there's a reason any medical scene tends to make me want to bash my head against a wall...thank you mom for ruining both shows and oversimplified biology
@@caitlynungrin1394 The one that always kills me is when people rip IVs out. I'm hospitalized a lot and have IVs in all the time and just the idea of doing that for real makes me cringe.
Dew it now
Anytime there’s a baby coming it only takes about 3 minutes. I want to see the mom walking the halls with an IV stand for 18 hours waiting to get to 10 centimeters.
@@fealubryne It happens more often than you think. I had a patient do that just the other day when he was told he was transferring to the ICU. Got blood all over our RT.
"What are ya looking for doc? Your medical training? .....yeah...that went away a long time ago." Best line ever.
I find it hard to believe that nobody on set had any CPR or BLS training to tell them how to do it properly.
Where’s the fun in that? 😂
Noone on set besides few people make decisions.
@@sydneymarshall3204 it'd be nice to see real CPR on these shows so the people watching at home actually have a sense of what to do in case they ever need to use. Why they can't use a dummy to accurately do 2 inch compressions at 30 to 1 in proper position after checking for a pulse, any obstructions etc is beyond me. At least try to teach people
@@buckberthod5007 the time needed for swapping out the dummy actor for an actor dummy probably isn’t in the budget.
Or that none of them had access to Google, instructions for proper CPR is very easy to find lol
We need Jason to greenscreen himself into Backdraft 1 and 2. Especially that horrendous monsterity that is 2
Didn't even know there was a 2. Who's in it?
@@skydiverclassc2031 I honestly don't remember. It's on Netflix. I watched it one time, and I had to pause it 20 minutes in to get drunk to finish it. It really was that bad. They took the glory that's Backdraft, shot it in each extremity, poured salt in each wound, tied it to a truck, drug it through glass then threw it on a fire to die. In other words, they butchered it
Don’t forget Ladder 49.
Also, “Hey Axe, you know this rug rat?”
He said he was a couple months ago ?
@@buckberthod5007 Backdraft 2 was truly terrible.
Today I saved a Life with CPR, feels good man
...just leaving this here ❤️
I finally had my 1st successful cpr 3 weeks ago PT recovered and walked out the hospital. Best feeling in the world. My 2 services covers large areas and usually don't end well when it takes 15mins to get on scene.
@@chrissmith2744 the ambulance took 25min today... And I live like 3min from a hospital (I guess the crew was an another call). I registered as a first responder and having a ROSC on my first call was a pretty good start... Hoping it stays that way 🙃
@@88Marc10 glad you was trained and had the mind set to get it done. It took 2 years for me to start cpr for 1 to survive. Congratulations again keep up the good work and stay safe
Me: *refuses to watch Outer Banks because I actually lived in the Outer Banks and know how it’s actually like*
Also me: *immediately watches Fire Department Chronicles critique a CPR scene from Outer Banks*
Same also because they didn't film it here
LOL I could not stop laughing.
Imagine CCTD IRL. You got paramedics chucking crap all around the patient.
Whenever I see Jason, all I see is one of my fellow firefighters in Surrey U.K.
Big, muscular, ginger, shaved it all off, same sense of humour and energy like a box of mad frogs on red bull.
I love that description. "Frogs on Redbull". I'll save that one for the next hooligan I run into.
It isn't polite to talk about the French like that...
You've graced us with your presence once again.
i'd be fine with a broken rib or two if i were revived.
They only hurt when you laugh.
Or breathe.
Either of which is a huge improvement over being, y'know... dead.
@@immikeurnot it is cripplingly bad for a while but then it slowly gets better and then one day you think "wait my rib hasn't hurt at all this week"
*I* need to be a medical consultant for these shows. Obviously no experience, training, skill or knowledge are required. Based on what we've seen, all you have to do is agree to have your name used and not complain when people write hilarious crap like this!
I love how the doctor just strolls back in with the ambu bag with like no sense of urgency.
That Asystole alarm was probably left over from a previous take since on most monitors heart rhythm alarms go off until they’re acknowledged, they probably just didn’t bother resetting it after shooting a take and so it just stayed there
On the contrary, an unacknowledged alarm will continue ONLY providing that the measurements require it.
If you go from Asystole to Bradycardia, the monitor will continue to alarm Asystole for a few seconds until it realises that it is in fact Bradycardia (depending on alarm limits there might not be an alarm until it reaches 30bpm) and then stop the alarm or change the tone.
Yes, but most rhythm alarms, especially fatal arrhythmia alarms are ‘latching’ meaning that they still sound even if the condition that triggered it doesn’t exist anymore. While some monitors don’t have latching alarms it seems the one used for this scene does. Otherwise it likely would have stopped sounding a asystole alarm since it was likely showing bradycardia for a while
Yeah, breaking ribs is an unfortunate side effect of doing CPR.
I mean it doesn't have to be, but I'd MUCH rather have a broken rib or two than be dead
@@lucykitsune4619 "it doesn't have to be"
No it... pretty much does.
If their sternum isn't a planchette after doing compression we didn't do them right
Why was she swaying side to side when the CPR was being done, lol?
That's how they're doing the CPR.
Did you see the angle of his arms? when you push at a 45 degree angle from the side, that's going to happen.
Always love these. I would binge an entire series of them.
I have them props for creating such an unfollowable scene that nobody would think twice about applying this in a real life situation.
One of the first things they told us when going over chest compressions is it's not uncommon to break ribs in the process.
Which is odd because we as student paramedics were told if you’re breaking a patients ribs doing CPR you’re very clearly doing something wrong. There’s absolutely no way you should be breaking ribs by doing chest compressions on a patients sternum. 🤷🏽♂️
@@Jimmythefish577 Not what I was told in my paramedic school. The sternum is not that wide, and if your hand may very well be wider than the person’s sternum. Especially for older people who have frailer bones (and older people happen to be the ones who most commonly need CPR), hearing some cracking is pretty much to be expected.
@@emikookime1849 Had a paramedic tell me that if you're doing CPR right, "you're probably going to break ribs."
Honestly, I wonder if the "go for broken ribs" thing might not be pushed at least partly because typical people are wired not to harm other people.
Jason, I would break every rib you have and I wouldnt even have to throw any furniture, the green screens are worth it.
My CPR instructor told us "if it sounds and feels like you're crushing a bag of cheerios then you're doing it right" 😂
Doc was basically like "yeah she's dead, good luck with that. Holla if you need anything."
"I'm gonna leave you with the sexy corpse. Don't do anything I wouldn't do."
Learned CPR a few weeks ago, didn’t have to use it thankfully but this scene gave me somewhat of a motivation boost knowing that if I ever need to use it I’m at least not as crappy as this guy giving CPR.
1:20 Best roast I've ever heard!
To make matters worse, the monitor is set to neonatal mode 😂
This is the eptome of LAUGH AND LEARN!
Ok I am SO happy I found this channel because this is comedy gold. So gonna binge watch the rest of that stuff.
Honest to God, my brother was watching this an hour ago and I was roasting it the whole time! 😂
That acronym at the end 🤣🤣
During mandatory work osha trainings I've had in Poland every single instructor specifically pointed out that broken ribs are the least of everyone's problems in such situations. In fact it's expected to break them to perform a proper cpr. Once you start, you keep going until the ambulance crew arrives and relieves you.
Y'know. They could have just asked that stunningly broad-chinned, sarcastic, but knowledgeable, hunk of a fireman that was sitting there next to them. He seems like he knows how to save some lives!!
They all tune him out, though. It's like he's not even in the same room most of the time. =/
@@jamesanthony8438 I think it's discrimination. #lovegingerly
At 0:09 “sinus bradycardia and asystole, ha ha, ya that doesn’t exist”. His tone of voice when he says it just kills me.😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
I remember when I first learned how common it was to break ribs while performing cpr. It happens most often on the young and elderly but can still happen to anyone. Regardless, rips heal a lot better than a brain without oxygen
1:20
"What are you looking for doc .. your medical training"
Hhhhhhhh kiilllllled me 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Try to catch me howling at the moon ! ! !
My favorite thing is that in movies, CPR is the solution to any dying character, regardless of the cause of their impending death.
Try not to break any ribs? But doc, the crunching noise and feeling is my favorite part!
“7 and 3 to heaven with glee” lol they’re really saving lives out here
Movie CPR is extra effective if you tell the dead person to "Come on, damn it!".
I'll be dreaming of you doing such masterpiece for a whole episode of a show.
Just realized you propably would get copyright striked.
But that would be a hell of a magnum opus.
... but if it saves one life... =)
When I was getting CPR certified the first time the instructor said "if you break one of their ribs, you did a very good job administrating CPR because you can recover from a broken rib but we have yet to find a way to recover from being dead"
CPR actually stands for Cradle Phase Re-enactment.
Gentle rocking and preferrably a lullaby. Just to send them on their way, you know?
"What are you looking for there doc? Your medical training?" 😂
Allllrigght, Alright, Alright!!!! New Episode!!! Whoohooo!!!! Hilarious As Always!! And The He He Says “She’s Dead” 🤲🏽 With The Hand Emphasis. 😂😂😂🤣🤣
I cant say how much I love these green screen scenes.
when i first watched the scene all i could think about was this channel so this video is an absolute blessing LOL
You should look at the movie Fireproof. I’m genuinely curious about how accurate or otherwise it is.
Yessssss!!!!! That would be awesome
Did that movie even _have_ enough firefighting scenes to critique? I felt like they used the gimmick of the main character being a firefighter... hardly at all.
"Uhh, that's definitely not effective CPR. Unless CPR has been changed to... slowly... softly, rocking somebody back to life... *while doing the rocking gesture with his hands". 😄🤣😂😆😄🤣😂
Once again Jason reminders us that saving a life is not that difficult.
I remember my old roommate who worked in the ER telling me most people arriving needing CPR died. It depressed me so badly. You watch all these shows where the person makes it because of it.
I can only imagine the first aid guy on set just holding his head and shaking with incredulity.
I spit my tea out when I saw that ? pulse and sinus rhythm lol
"What are you looking for doc, your medical training? Yeah that went away a long time ago."
An ER nurse once told me in training not to panic when a patient had a cardiac arrest, because nothing I did could make the situation worse.
Ngl, i just had a dream in which i was training to be a firefighter and jason was literally pranking me nonstop during the training.
It's a true gift when FDC posts something on yt
Ah, yes, CPR: Caressing Pushes, Repeatedly
Dr. Mike is in my HEAD! And I'm not complaining!
Can confirm, from experience being alive with broken ribs is better than being dead.
What's with the gentle rocking?
Yeah, I think she is just having a nap. Give her a little shake.
Try not to break any ribs there, Hercules.
Your videos bring me so much happiness 😭
Did they honestly think no one in the audience would think, "Wait a minute..."
The standard 2 inch deep compressions were too aggressive in the eyes of the uneducated public so to compensate for that protocol was changed so you are only allowed to gently shake the patient. I thought you knew about the change Jason
Did CPR last night on duty. Felt the crunchies, got the dude back. I do believe he is also feeling the crunchies today; as a result of being back. I assume he’s grateful, but I’m a firefighter and don’t get to see my patients after they take the woohoo ride.
I was a lifeguard and am now in a ekectrical field. Both require to know CPR and such. Thus, I can proudly say this is the worst version of CPR I have ever seen!
Also, I love your videos. Please keep them up!
I just found this series and I love it! 💜
“Try to ot break her rips” was the craziest line I’ve heard in every tv show ever😂
These actors and writers should take a couple hour CPR class lol.
I remember when a firefighter taught me how to do CPR she said "if you're doing CPR and hear a "crack" don't worry about it!! It's just you breaking ribs, that happens especially with elderlys and it means you are doing it right, the hospital will take care of that part, you JuSt kEeP ThE PaCiEnT aLiVe!!!". In 0:24 when I was watching this part of the show I said the exactly same thing that you said ahahah
I could not stop laughing at this scene because of the CPR 😂
Not gonna lie; I'm in a crappy mood today but this made me feel better. I always get a good laugh from your videos man.
Nothing like bad CPR to throw me out of the show. I know it would be hard to do right but i really wish they made the effort to make it more realistic. Even with a few extreme angles that would allow someone to look like they are actually compressing the chests.
Not only that, but piss poor CPR doesn't bring her back, but crying does?
I don't know the context of whatever show or movie this is, but it's also worthy to note it's fine to make your characters, especially if they're not first responders, be bad at CPR on purpose if it adds to their character arc or advances the plot. But make the consequences of bad first aid realistic. That patient should be dead
@@madtabby66 But it's "TruuueeeEe LooOvvvvEeeee"!
We all know that movie magic, 'true love' can bring back the dead!
@@robertstaples3256 that would be fine except the doctor is the only telling him to go easy.
@@TheOReport1994 I forgot how that works.
Why do i need a angry cops collab so bad now.
In real life, it's pretty common to see the monitor read Asystole while showing a pulse -- at least, it is in neonates. That's when the nurse looks at the trace, evaluates it and says, "Ignore that. Baby's fine." And presses the magic silence button that no one can seem to find in a TV resus.
this guy is the funniest ever
I like how they do a few chest compressions and then the docs like well we tried oh well.
This scene was great LOL LOL someone please give me soft CPR because I'm dead
I don't think he was administering chest compressions so much as feeling up the corpse. =/
Just once I wish film would show CPR as the violent, traumatic effort that it is... Nice video!
In almost every movie they talk about a dead persons well being like it matters, they are already dead, it can’t get much worse.
“That’s not her coming back son, that’s rigor mortis setting in. Maybe take a CPR class for the next one”
'rock her gently back to life..'😅😂
Well, obviously the patient had asystole between heartbeats.
Im scared one day you will do Chicago fire cause i quite like that show
Holy smokes, his compressions tho
This reminds me of that scene in Scrubs where Todd high-fived a patient back from a flatline.
I was yelling at the tv during this scene, I'm glad you made this.
Movie: Try not to break her ribs
My CPR instructor: If you break ribs it just makes your job easier
My dad and I just watched this episode today and we both looked at each other and he said “don’t break her ribs? Break all her ribs if you wanna do it right!” And my mom pointed out that his shoulders weren’t locked in right so he could get a proper amount of pressure😂😂