I saw Historian at a grocery store in Melbourne yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything. He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?” I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Vegemites in his hands without paying. The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter. When she took one of the jars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterance,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each jar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.
One good use for Coke is to get a seat on the bus: just pour some on the person whose seat your want, and they'll leap up from it. But if you want to prevent it happening to you, you need to lay some banana skins on the floor in front of you, so anyone approaching to try and spray you with Coke will slip and fall before they get to you. "Bus drivers hate him..."
Have you seen the channel name? If the FBI had rubbed coke-covered banana peels on their servers and eyes like I told them, then they would be able to catch all the criminals.
someone clearly just looked up the ingredients of coca cola and search of stuff you can do with them *when used seperatly* caffeine is an insect killer phosphorus acid in gel form is a pretty good rust remover etc.
@@milkjug4237 Frist of all: Poisones or not is mostly a matter of dosage. Salt is sodiumchloride. Pure sodium is a soft *solid* metal that will react either slowly with oxygen from the air or violently with water. There are streetlamps that use extreme conditions to vaporize sodium and that emits the yellpw light used to brighten dark streets at night. If that vapor is poisones is unkown to me but since we are mostly made of water sodium should not be cosumed in its elemental form. Salt ist another matter entirely, since the sodium has already reacted violently with chloride at this point. But there is another strange fact you mind find interesting. Everyone who has breathed air so far has died and you canhold yourbreathfor the rest of your life.
@@milkjug4237 slow your comedy dude this man is clearly a Chemist...... He could end your life without you ever realizing it.... By talking about your semprini boil cream
I wonder if everytime Philip DeFranco gets off his wife he says: "My name's Philip DeFranco, you've just been Phil'd in, I love your faces, and I'll see you tomorrow."
If he hasn’t made that joke with his wife “you’ve just been Phil’d in” or she saying “I need to be Phil”d in”/“Phil me in” at least once, I’d be very disappointed
Because it tastes good..? If god damned diesel had the taste of Coke, I'd be slurpin' that shit down, too. But it doesn't, so, for the time being, I won't...
Honestly it does work, same with slicing open apples and leaving them there, idk why but when I sell my cars I do that and it makes it smell much less like smoke
Having rewatched a lot of in the fields in the last few days, this one is significantly more competent than the others in terms of producing anything resembling "field work"
I remember seeing one a lot that was like "RESIDENTS OF (Whatever town you're in) ARE URGED TO CARRY ONE OF THESE AT ALL TIMES!" and the picture was fan art of a lightsaber
It's so much funnier when your town is too small for these sites to recognise it. I'd get ads saying "WOW, NAVAN MEN JUST NEED TO DO THIS!" or "YOU WON'T BELIEVE WHAT THIS DUBLIN MOTHER DID!" and I'd think "Well, I hate Navan and Dublin, so great, I don't need to click on this."
I remember in the early days of smart phones and cellular internet getting popups that said "Hot singles in SATELLITE PROVIDER looking to fuck! Click here!" I hope those horny astronaut milfs found love out there.
@@DM-qm5sc people between the ages of 13-19 exist, you know? maybe they still have to live with their parents. also, maybe they don't live with their parents at all?
@@whitelily2942 Steven King, Pet Semetary. Its also just a cultural thing that you're not suppose to mess with Indian Burrial grounds or else REALL bad stuff happens.
I feel like we could further simplify the categories to "you're missing out" "you're in danger" "You have secretly been special this whole time" and "hey check out this other person's business"
had a "this video talk about suicide and self harm" warning before watching, because there is 2seconds of a still picture of a guy abovee a bridge. Thanks youtube, you saved me.
honestly vinegar sucks, it taste like shit and smells like shit, it literally made me throw up before by just smelling it, so fuck that , i just put some cocaine and tap water into a used plastic bottle and shake it, that works sooo much better
My dad has used an empty beer or pop can to connect his muffler to his catalytic converter with a few hose clamps. Only lasts a few hours but works in a pinch to save some gas. I remember him crawling under the truck when we were on a ferry home. Another time a trailer of show horses .." opened up" and they were galloping over peoples cars smashing windows.
I will actually say, one summer doing outdoor training in the woods of New York for over 2 months, I was not being bit my mosquitoes like at all, which is weird because normally I get bit up bad. Everyone else around me was getting bit like crazy, even with the built-in pesticides in our uniforms. The only thing that I noticed was that since I was injured from a training accident (had a brace and all that) I didn't need to be as physically fit, so I drank a bottle of coke just about every day. I genuinely believe some bugs actually don't like it when your blood and sweat is sweeter/more acidic from Coke.
Local mom in [YOUR TOWN HERE] discovers HUGE fat burning secret! Gastroenterologists hate her! “This should be illegal” - Bill Gates (Picture or rotting eggplants)
Banana peels do actually work for polishing shoes, not as well as actual shoe shine and I wouldn't use it on anything even moderately expensive, but it does work in the same sense as putting canola oil in your car. Sure it'll work but you'll probably destroy your car pretty quickly
1:20 The killing bugs is true on the coke But it also attracts more bugs since it's almost pure fructose corn syrup So it evens out, I guess more on the attracting bugs and critters side tho
I like the ones that are slideshows with about 6 words on each photo. They draw you in with a headline then talk in circles for 20 pages, promising the reveal ON THE NEXT SLIDE! but it never reveals shit.
@@chancho408 it's 12.99 a month for a private server......I only say this because Elder Scrolls Online has a 14.99 a month subscription........ It's still the better deal.
This video made me realize that G-man from half life talks as if he is composing an email in his brain and only reading it as fast as he can type. go to 14:35 to see what I mean
Maggie Watson and Kevin Watson both writing crappy clickbait articles that look like they're written by a bot, seemingly with no real identity to be found yet there does exist an artificial intelligence named Watson? *Hmmmmm* _thonking_
The thing is though, anything with a tinge of acid in it will be effective for cleaning, so you might as well use vinegar or something else that's cheaper and looks less gross.
TheWoinBoy sounds like me in fifth grade where i came up with shitty rebuttals in order to attempt to shit on my friends >looking at the other dude’s subs in order to roast
Speaking about gum on hair (3:07), when I was a kid, I watched a lifehack video with the same fact, that Coca-Cola washes out gum on your hair. I decided to try it out, but instead of a soda, I used plain water. So I was standing in a shower, chewing gum, and I just pulled it out of my mouth and put it right on top of my head. Of course, it didn't work. So then I had to walk around for a couple of days with gum on my hair...
Some old film photos are exceptionally crisp and clear. That may have been edited but if developed by someone who knows what they are doing and taken on the right camera I have been blown away by some old unedited photos.
The "this girl didnt know what's inside her, not until they cut off her pants" is legit from a reality TV show. I think it was sex sent me to the ER or something, and they had a special episode on births sending people to the ER. i only know this because TLC has someof the most fascinatingly strange reality TV
The hole in the pan is actually so you have a place to put the spoon, rather then laying it on the table. The hole in the pasta spoon is actually for measuring out a single serving of pasta. Obviously you can do both with a coke n nana.
I love how the Greenland Vikings sold the horn of the Norwall as unicorn horn to European countries who's royalty incorporated into thrones and scepters and sculptures...haha It seems one more Norse first, deceptive marketing. I believe they called it Unicon D.M.
I also decided to test one of these scummy websites. One offered shoes for suspiciously cheap price, so I thought I'd try it out. I looked up the adress of their warehouse and it showed me an abbandoned warehouse in the middle of nowhere, but I was still going to try ordering something to see if it would actually show up. So I found some nice looking shoes for about 5 USD on their website, it told me the shipping would be about 1 USD and as soon as I clicked on the "payment and shipping adress" button to insert those, the button didn't work. The website only let me choose the product, see it in my shopping cart and the rest of the purchasing process just wasn't there. They didn't take my money or personal information, just wasted a little bit of my time.
Writing this with a banana lodged down my throat. Never felt better!
Gay, lol, like me plz
@Meme Insider Made sure to get this clever comment out hours earlier eh? Smart lad.
Meme Insider how did you comment 5 hours ago when the video came out 29 minutes ago?
@@bungiesblueflames privated and he had a link.
69 likes
The "suicide and self-harm" warning before this was kinda funny.
😆😆😆😆
-Might be low on banana peels-
If you don’t use the banana, you may kill yourself out of how bad you look.
I hate CZcams.
@@VeraTepes same same
The coke article was clearly written by a bunch of thirsty ants
a master plan
It was Microsoft the whole time.
Spray it ALL OVER your house. Pour it directly into the top of the anthill please it's hot outside
Pls give us the Coke.
it's the easiest way to get yellowjackets around your house
The reason the self-published Kindle book was 30 pages is because... 30 pages is the minimum allowable length to sell on Kindle.
"Depressed? Eat bananas"
I'm allergic to bananas so that explains the depression
@Preben Alexander Andreassen Have a banana and you will be ok.
𝙅𝙪𝙨𝙩 𝙚𝙖𝙩 𝙩𝙝𝙚𝙢 𝙖𝙣𝙮𝙬𝙖𝙮
Then eat other foods with high concentration of Potassium...which apparently helps with proper brain function.
I discovered banana liqueur so I'm cured of depression
Used to love bananas, my favorite fruit, until one day I'm eating one and BAM I'm in the hospital for an allergic reaction. Shit sucks.
Drowned my son in coke, he seemed much more polite afterwards, wont say a thing!
Yeah... Social services are coming to arrest you now.
The department of social services wants to know your location
I gotta try this!
@@samuelr.6046 Just give 'em some coke
He also doesn't stare at people anymore! Wow!
I saw Historian at a grocery store in Melbourne yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything. He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?” I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Vegemites in his hands without paying. The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter. When she took one of the jars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterance,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each jar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.
infetterance*
interference is a word
@Darth Rangus you know its a copypasta right lmao
"Thats" is in fact a word
How were the vegimites in his hand, then in a bag, then in jars? Keep your story streight.
Why would you go see a therapist that would cost you hundreds of dollars. When you can buy a banana for $0.75 or so.
Wow what a deal
Who’s your banana guy? You gotta introduce me
Man where do you get your bananas
68 a pound
It's the high concentration of Potassium in the banana, which helps your brain function properly.
One good use for Coke is to get a seat on the bus: just pour some on the person whose seat your want, and they'll leap up from it.
But if you want to prevent it happening to you, you need to lay some banana skins on the floor in front of you, so anyone approaching to try and spray you with Coke will slip and fall before they get to you.
"Bus drivers hate him..."
You're using Incognito mode? Dude, at least give the FBI a chance!
Plus NordVPN®, He is unhackable
My man's hiding behind 3 proxys.
Hackerman, looks like you’re trying to hack an FBI helicopter.
Have you seen the channel name? If the FBI had rubbed coke-covered banana peels on their servers and eyes like I told them, then they would be able to catch all the criminals.
should delete system 32 for extra security
Dermatologists HATE him!
Local CZcamsr looks 73, is actually in late 20s!
Casey Neistat
someone clearly just looked up the ingredients of coca cola and search of stuff you can do with them *when used seperatly*
caffeine is an insect killer
phosphorus acid in gel form is a pretty good rust remover
etc.
Did you know that Sodium is a lethal gas? Salt is a poison! Use it wisely.
@@milkjug4237
Frist of all: Poisones or not is mostly a matter of dosage.
Salt is sodiumchloride. Pure sodium is a soft *solid* metal that will react either slowly with oxygen from the air or violently with water.
There are streetlamps that use extreme conditions to vaporize sodium and that emits the yellpw light used to brighten dark streets at night.
If that vapor is poisones is unkown to me but since we are mostly made of water sodium should not be cosumed in its elemental form. Salt ist another matter entirely, since the sodium has already reacted violently with chloride at this point.
But there is another strange fact you mind find interesting. Everyone who has breathed air so far has died and you canhold yourbreathfor the rest of your life.
@@MannyXVIII Man, I never knew that- but the fact that everyone who's ever breathed air has died is kinda scary...I'll tell Fox.
@@milkjug4237 slow your comedy dude this man is clearly a Chemist...... He could end your life without you ever realizing it.... By talking about your semprini boil cream
Educational. Very fitting for your pfp. Thanks, Vsauce!
I wonder if everytime Philip DeFranco gets off his wife he says:
"My name's Philip DeFranco, you've just been Phil'd in, I love your faces, and I'll see you tomorrow."
That dude is so cringe... talking like he knows everything lol
he says that after railing his wife, lmao it's like his safe word.
@@sinistrality7883 - Right after he Phil's her in.
If he hasn’t made that joke with his wife “you’ve just been Phil’d in” or she saying “I need to be Phil”d in”/“Phil me in” at least once, I’d be very disappointed
And if he ever cheat on her with another woman who ended having his kids he’ll greet them with whats up you beautiful bastard
So Coke can be your perfect conditioner, but strips paint from metal? Damn.
Zach Nason Well your hair’s not paint is it?
It is also a good idea to use it for defrosting car windows.
Because cars don't have any metal surfaces with paint on them, that's a scientific fact,
Cocke can fix cluged toilets and poor indians farmers use it to kill pests, that shit is toxic
Hardcore
"It strips paint from metal, I want to put it in me."
It would have been the most ironic thing if you had clickbaited us with the title but you didn't
We EXPOSED the CLICKBAIT KINGDOM using PHILLIP DEFRANCO (NUMBER 8 will TRAUMATIZE YOU) (EXCLUSIVE GUEST MemeInsider) (100% WORKING)
The results DID shock you though.
@@TheAxb993 I'm not clicking that. It hasn't gone wrong. OR sexual. 9/10.
+ 4K VIDEO @@TheAxb993
Yes and the clickbait title had to have all eight categories in it, that would've been perfect
What gets me is if Coke has all these crazy abrasive, bug killing , hair conditioning properties, why on Earth would you ever drink it???
Because it tastes good..? If god damned diesel had the taste of Coke, I'd be slurpin' that shit down, too. But it doesn't, so, for the time being, I won't...
Big coke suppresses the info.
because refresco my man
Well you’re not made of rust usually
@@KingdomOfApple Wouldn’t mind sitting back and relaxing after a hard day of work and having a nice cold glass of proper diesel beverage
I hated the cigarette smell in my car so I left a plate of banana peels as an offering to the demon lord Baal
Honestly it does work, same with slicing open apples and leaving them there, idk why but when I sell my cars I do that and it makes it smell much less like smoke
Hey I just kicked BAAL'S ass again last night in Diablo 2 and then stomped the Cow Level just for good measure.
Baanaanaal
@@LyralioRC1. This auto corrected to bananas
2. This sounds like 🍌 ➡️ 🍑
You forgot to put a million red circles and arrows in the thumbnail.
You're the poor man's Justin Y.
@TheWoinBoy dude you just harass everyone in the comments, do you have a screw loose?
Rymbr That’s what I’m saying! TheWoinBoy? More like TheMEANBoy.
The guy is bringing cancer on Internet Historian's comment section for fuck sake.
TheWoinBoy It was pretty clever man. You gotta admit it.
"Do you have this innocuous thing? It might be a sign that your marriage is over."
#1. Divorce papers
#2. lack of coca cola / bananas
#3. Your spouse's corpse
4chan in your search history
@John R underrated
@John R A cat is fine too.
7:04
"Aussies are in deep trouble - Economic is going down"
Not the economic!
Oh no! Won't be able to pay me electric!
Won't somebody PLEASE think of the ecomonic?!..
oh, the huge manatee!
How could she didn't know?
I don't drink coke and i don't eat bananas... i guess that's why i look so dumb
u luk dum
How will you ever remove the rust from your innards?! Quick get this guy a cola and banana stat!
yes
Or it's because you have ugly parents. Sorry mate.
Don't worry, you still have coke.
Btw can we talk about that money you owe me?
I hope internet historian never does a face reveal, it would really destroy the magic of his channel
he won't cuz he said in an interview if this channel fails at some point he'll return to his normal job. he doesn't want '4 chan expert' on his resume
Neither should xurb1a
What are you talking about? His face apears in every video!!
@@aforgottenfriend2987 what?
@@aforgottenfriend2987 seriously what
Fun fact, the article at 22:37 wasn't a lie. I worked at an Aldi's and he used to rifle through our dumpsters with a pistol in his hand.
"The Daily Mail has to keep up some semblance of credibility"
lmao what?
CNN too for sure
@Thee Profit CNN and Fox, both are shitty sources of info
@@CErra310 which one? wasn’t aware of anything like that
@@floo1465 neither. I was misinformed, sorry for that.
This video made me happy and less depressed. However it might have been the banana I was eating
Update
Haven’t heard that euphemism before
@@TabooGroundhog what’s a euphemism
@@BeardedDragonMan1997
A nice way of saying something blunt. Like how he said eating a banana instead of.... yeah.
@@TabooGroundhog Uhhhh, that certainly is an interpretation you can take out of it....
Those Philly D emails were the hardest I've laughed in months.
I wonder if they replied back... lmao
What would Philly D say about these emails? 🤣🤣🤣
i love that Philly D is a constant source of memes for Historian throughout this series.
LETS JUMP RIGHT IN TO IT
The emails are always the best part of these videos! I really want to know if they ever get replies.
Having rewatched a lot of in the fields in the last few days, this one is significantly more competent than the others in terms of producing anything resembling "field work"
It rubs the banana on its skin, or else it gets the Coke again
“I ate his liver with a side of Coca-cola and fava beans.”
I remember seeing one a lot that was like "RESIDENTS OF (Whatever town you're in) ARE URGED TO CARRY ONE OF THESE AT ALL TIMES!" and the picture was fan art of a lightsaber
It's so much funnier when your town is too small for these sites to recognise it. I'd get ads saying "WOW, NAVAN MEN JUST NEED TO DO THIS!" or "YOU WON'T BELIEVE WHAT THIS DUBLIN MOTHER DID!" and I'd think "Well, I hate Navan and Dublin, so great, I don't need to click on this."
I just get the people in *your area* need to follow new traffic laws or don't have to pay their mortgage anymore
I remember seeing an ad with something that looked like a lightsaber claiming it to be the next generation of flashlights or something like that
CASINOS CAN'T STOP YOU FROM DOING THIS ONE TRICK
I remember in the early days of smart phones and cellular internet getting popups that said "Hot singles in SATELLITE PROVIDER looking to fuck! Click here!" I hope those horny astronaut milfs found love out there.
brb cancelling my psychiatrist appointment because bananas cured my depression
Hey baby i can show you something even better
ADL Anti-Definition League is it a fresh banana?
Brought to you by better help
Bananas can't fix ugly. sucks doesn't it.
well it makes some bit of sense
17:34 is why we got the CZcams warning lol
Yeah, you guys laughed at "banana peel polishes shoes", but my mother-in-law apparently also saw that and actually tried it
on MY shoes
Did it work? asking for a friend.
edit, I don't have any friends.
Bigger problem, why are you living with your mom?
@@DM-qm5sc probably was visiting her or she was visiting them? Why did you assume he lived at his M.I.L's?
@@DM-qm5sc people between the ages of 13-19 exist, you know? maybe they still have to live with their parents.
also, maybe they don't live with their parents at all?
@@DingDingTheCZcamsBuddy also they could be a fucking loser like me
My parents were killed in a car crash so I poured coke on them. They say they’ve never felt better!
Did you do it before or after taking them to the cursed indian burial ground?
@@whitelily2942 Steven King, Pet Semetary. Its also just a cultural thing that you're not suppose to mess with Indian Burrial grounds or else REALL bad stuff happens.
I hear they were speechless once the deed was done!
Saints row 2 logic
Ok.
I feel like we could further simplify the categories to "you're missing out" "you're in danger" "You have secretly been special this whole time" and "hey check out this other person's business"
Missing out, in danger and secretly special are all expertise. Other person's business is gossip.
Sure, and their categories i think cover everything, but I just believe they could be simplified
They made it pretty simple tho, not like we need to study these categories or anything, 8 simple words > 3 whole sentences
Hey duck I wanna be nice n say ur right about the 3 things cuz rather than "sImPliCiTy" it's actually fuggin specified. 4th is gossip fr fr tho
had a "this video talk about suicide and self harm" warning before watching, because there is 2seconds of a still picture of a guy abovee a bridge.
Thanks youtube, you saved me.
But the KitKat forest one? That one is fine. X'D
IBM's AI is called Watson, maybe they use it to write clickbait articles to generate revenue.
For that coke article,
1: vinegar does all of it but better
2: meth is better.
My mom uses a steaming hot methpipe to whiten her teeth
Vinegar or Bleach depending on the situation
Gotta get the blue meth for the best teeth whitening
@@Bopperann nah the white powdery crystal cheap shit works wonders.
honestly vinegar sucks, it taste like shit and smells like shit, it literally made me throw up before by just smelling it, so fuck that , i just put some cocaine and tap water into a used plastic bottle and shake it, that works sooo much better
We had a banana on our podcast. We've gone from 30 listens per episode to overtaking Joe Rogen in daily listens.
Congrats on achieving 31 listens per episode!
@@DeltaCalf Thanks man! I gotta give it up to the bananas though. They really do work!
Because the banana was watching, so he was 31?
Can confirm, am new listener and banana
Young Jamie, bring that shit up.
The Watsons are heavily featured in this
I wonder if this is like a noble house but they're professional scammers by trade
someone write this asap
All the articles were written by an early version of IBM’s “Watson” AI. That’s why the article authors all share that same last name. Bet
Ah good old paint stripping, drain cleaning pesticide which is _perfectly fine_ to drink.
I mean I hate to tell you this, but your stomach...filled with acid.
Poppy Uwu hush
@Tesseract yeah, sometimes when I look back at my older comments I wonder, why did I bother to write that
Yeah, do you want paint, drain gunk, and insects in your stomach? Drink coke to clean them all out.
Yeah, right? Who in their right mind would ever eat vinnager?
(State) Drivers Are FUMING At This New Law
Ohh that's a good one
One I've seen was along the line of "Hot and Thirsty (my town) girls are looking for (my town) men!" And I was just like... "I doubt that"
(South Africa) Drivers Are FUMING At This New Law
Scientists hate him.
I was thinking about that one.
My dad has used an empty beer or pop can to connect his muffler to his catalytic converter with a few hose clamps. Only lasts a few hours but works in a pinch to save some gas. I remember him crawling under the truck when we were on a ferry home.
Another time a trailer of show horses .." opened up" and they were galloping over peoples cars smashing windows.
*writes them about the ads ironically*
Websites: "Write that down"
10:28 it's not a real facebook profile if it doesn't have at least one minion
12:11 Fun fact that image was taken from an episode from Shark Tank. The pitch was called RoloDoc and it's seen as one of the worst pitches ever made.
I will actually say, one summer doing outdoor training in the woods of New York for over 2 months, I was not being bit my mosquitoes like at all, which is weird because normally I get bit up bad. Everyone else around me was getting bit like crazy, even with the built-in pesticides in our uniforms. The only thing that I noticed was that since I was injured from a training accident (had a brace and all that) I didn't need to be as physically fit, so I drank a bottle of coke just about every day. I genuinely believe some bugs actually don't like it when your blood and sweat is sweeter/more acidic from Coke.
And of course, the ad in the middle of this is, "Do you know that the average adult has 10 pounds of toxic poop in their gut?"
That ad at the end was the best thing I’ve seen
*Exciting new use for bananas:* _attract fruit flies._
Attract new friends*
I loveu
Fruit flies prevent SIDS, you baby-killer! Downvoted and reported for harassment!
Then use your spray bottle full of coke to kill the flies! Fun for all the family.
You become disney princess.
THIS MIRACLE FOOD BURNS FAT
*picture of something disgusting*
seriously what's with that
Local mom in [YOUR TOWN HERE] discovers HUGE fat burning secret! Gastroenterologists hate her! “This should be illegal” - Bill Gates
(Picture or rotting eggplants)
@@gregaaron89 I mean when you gonna be projectile vomitting you ain't gonna or will even want to be eating
The legend Joe Pesci “that Home Alone guy” 😂😂😂
I can imagine Philip Defranco being the type of person to really include a picture of himself in every email he sends out.
Banana peels do actually work for polishing shoes, not as well as actual shoe shine and I wouldn't use it on anything even moderately expensive, but it does work in the same sense as putting canola oil in your car. Sure it'll work but you'll probably destroy your car pretty quickly
Buff optical disks well too
Yea I mean you CAN do that. You could also use the peel as a condom, but I wouldn't suggest it.
Also for whitening your teeth too.
But you rub the banana peel on your teeth after you brush them.
make up your mind should i use it or not? im conflicted here
@@modernfckinman Only in the most dire of circumstances, and if there is absolutely no other way.
1:20
The killing bugs is true on the coke
But it also attracts more bugs since it's almost pure fructose corn syrup
So it evens out, I guess
more on the attracting bugs and critters side tho
In the past: Aristotle classify animals for scientific purpose.
In the Present: Two random guys classify clickbait titles for... "scientific purpose".
Coincidence?? 🤔
What if you call the numbers on these sites?
We did. One dialled out and the other was a generic call centre outside of office hours
rip
@@IHincognitoMode oh
Maggie Watson is a prep
Fuck Phuk :(
What a poser
But does she flame?
Lilly Hammer of course, she’s a fuckin prep
@@seanceknowles2911 fangs for the info.
16:20 the comment about Philip DeFranco saying Hotshot cracked me up. Hilarious!!
When I was 8 years old a friend of mine lubricated his toys with vanilla ice-cream because they would last longer.
Where did an 8 y o get this knowledge
I like the ones that are slideshows with about 6 words on each photo. They draw you in with a headline then talk in circles for 20 pages, promising the reveal ON THE NEXT SLIDE! but it never reveals shit.
Sooooooo were all going to ignore that POLICE REPORT: MANIAC TODD HOWARD STILL AT LARGE News Article at 0:10?
omg I hadn't noticed, that's amazing
@@chancho408 it's 12.99 a month for a private server......I only say this because Elder Scrolls Online has a 14.99 a month subscription........ It's still the better deal.
Well obviously he is using king crimson to evade capture , BECAUSE IT JUST WORKS
Thats not fake news or clickbait though, just regular news.
From what I heard he's still rambling about trying to go to the chess club in the Cloud District
"Ye olde internet quiz": What kind of nerd are you?
A: I'm the kind of nerd to sit down w/ my nerd buddy and categorize varieties of clickbait...LOL
Saem
This video made me realize that G-man from half life talks as if he is composing an email in his brain and only reading it as fast as he can type. go to 14:35 to see what I mean
holy shit
I'm from future and here to tell you that we have achieved *interstellar travel* by using Bananas and Coke as our Rocket fuel.
1:36 Quick Coke tricks? You mean the kind of tricks I did to score coke back in the day? Those were the days...
Tfw you'll never be a Cocaine Cowboy in the 80s, hanging out with George Jung and Pablo Escobar.
@@harrymason4300 this cuts deep into muh feels man pls no
*sniffs*
Fuck Phuk the 70 were great
Joe Pesci being known as the guy from Home Alone is almost as sad as Joe Pesci being in Home Alone.
AWWWOOAAHHH!!!
RIGHT IN THE SCHNOZE!!!!!
*spends most of his career in mobster movies
*"Home Alone guy"
Life Is Unfaaaaaaair🎶
*Picture of Robert De Niro*
"Hey isn't that the Meet the Parents guy?"
@@HMJ66 Or, "Hey, he played Zac Efron's grandpa in Dirty Grandpa isn't he?"
I know Joe Pesci from Good Fellas.
But who could forget the best hack of them all? Putting a banana in your favorite ear.
A MAAAGICAL LIOPLEURODON
@@quantumblauthor7300 OH MAGICAL LIOPLEURODON SHOW US THE WAYYYYYYYY
22:14 “How could she didn’t know?”
That’s a very good question.
14:50 "future #metoo candidates"
You're killin me over here, man X'D
One has to wonder how many PCs has gone to the dump for this man's glorious crusade. I can just feel the malware cropping up and destroying his PCs
Maggie Watson and Kevin Watson both writing crappy clickbait articles that look like they're written by a bot, seemingly with no real identity to be found yet there does exist an artificial intelligence named Watson?
*Hmmmmm* _thonking_
IH: "I don't believe Maggie Watson exists at all."
Me: *is currently sitting next to Maggie Watson in class*
*sweats profusely*
aged like milk
What about her brother Kevin?
Pay attention.
You never existed, you only imagined going to school.
@@StrazdasLT
You don't!
Or do.
Whatever is funniest.
No one even exists, so fuck it.
🍻
I remember one of those scam images of a old woman with her skin being peeled up revealing a younger woman underneath.
Dermatologists hate her!
@@Cricket_moncher Dermatologists sound like a bunch of arseholes.
And now i’m reminded of someone ripping off a mask of a face to reveal an angrier face.
Because they said 3 magic words, this video has been blocked by a disclaimer by youtube.
okay, cool I'm not the only one who got it.
The funny thing is, coca cola can actually be used to clean toilets. My mom used to do it when she couldn't afford normal cleaning fluids.
the fuck how cheap is it there?
a gallon of coke would cost like 5 dollars here, you'd get 2 gallons of powerful drain/chalk cleaner for that :d
The thing is though, anything with a tinge of acid in it will be effective for cleaning, so you might as well use vinegar or something else that's cheaper and looks less gross.
-gets sponsored by Dashlane
-uses NordVPN in the video
Logic 100
Gary Host Greentext... Reddit... What?
You mean 4chan
Edit: Originally it was claimed that it was greentext.
It appears that that comment was removed.
Dashlane isn’t a VPN lol
TheWoinBoy sounds like me in fifth grade where i came up with shitty rebuttals in order to attempt to shit on my friends
>looking at the other dude’s subs in order to roast
@TheWoinBoy What is wrong with you? Grow up...
@@myjorts Cadê a arma
"Just put a banana in your ear", who remembers the god forsaken series called charlie the unicorn
The magical Liopleurodon
I sang that song to a girl I liked in grade 10 drama class.
@@GamerGuy249 absolute c h a d
Good school bus memories
_The webawongle has been _*_released_*
Speaking about gum on hair (3:07), when I was a kid, I watched a lifehack video with the same fact, that Coca-Cola washes out gum on your hair. I decided to try it out, but instead of a soda, I used plain water. So I was standing in a shower, chewing gum, and I just pulled it out of my mouth and put it right on top of my head. Of course, it didn't work. So then I had to walk around for a couple of days with gum on my hair...
Internet historian on notepad: celebrities what they look like now
internet historian on notepad 5 lines later: celebrities what they look like now
That's the joke, man.
11:25 i love how he censored "Japanese Animation"
*Any town, Any state*
“These college students are disrupting a billion dollar industry.”
GENIUS high-school dropout BANKRUPTS _______ industry with his REVOLUTIONARY and AFFORDABLE new product!!!!
*Hasn't seen a friend in a while
*Calls friend: "What's up? What are you up to these days?"
Him: "inTentIOnAL liVinG"
Some old film photos are exceptionally crisp and clear. That may have been edited but if developed by someone who knows what they are doing and taken on the right camera I have been blown away by some old unedited photos.
Something special brass door knobs can do? I heard they can open doors, that's pretty neat.
naw not really, that's not special at all fuckin jackass
witchcraft
John Tanner nice
holy fuck, ive been using wood knobs for a long time and i think they send me to another dimension instead of just opening the door
i will use brass
I was thinking improvised/accidental abortion.
Hearing the Internet Historian attempt to stifle his laughter and giggles gets me every time.
"Flagged for violence and self harm"
🤣 That's what you get for telling people to go rub a barnacle on their elbow lmao
I do appreciate the Internet historian's broken door laugh
I don't see Ali-A being featured
dude you are my spirit animal
Doo do do doo do do doo do do doo
He kremitted suicide
I JUST SAW YOU ON ISP’s VIDEO HOW DO YOU KEEP DOING THIS
Yo it's kermy
The "this girl didnt know what's inside her, not until they cut off her pants" is legit from a reality TV show. I think it was sex sent me to the ER or something, and they had a special episode on births sending people to the ER. i only know this because TLC has someof the most fascinatingly strange reality TV
What was in her pants!!??
Can't just leave us not knowing what was actually in her pants after all that dude
It was an XL Chance (flared) that snapped her pelvis in two, wasn’t it?
Erin Chassereau Obviously a banana.
she was having a baby
This is the first time I have seen anyone use a VPN for anything other than a sponsor.
17:10 DID YOU HONESTLY DELETE PLEASE JUST TO TYPE PLS INSTEAD OH MY GOD
This guy posted this picture on his Facebook, and 10 minutes later police were at his door! *just a smiling guy with his dog*
The police all wanted to meet the dog.
The hole in the pan is actually so you have a place to put the spoon, rather then laying it on the table. The hole in the pasta spoon is actually for measuring out a single serving of pasta. Obviously you can do both with a coke n nana.
I love how the Greenland Vikings sold the horn of the Norwall as unicorn horn to European countries who's royalty incorporated into thrones and scepters and sculptures...haha
It seems one more Norse first, deceptive marketing. I believe they called it Unicon
D.M.
Great videos, man. On both channels. They always make me laugh really hard. Thank you
Gossip/Nosey, Expertise, Aesthetic/Perving, Challenge, Shock/Spook, Humor, and Nostalgia: The Seven Deadly Sins of Clickbait
Top 10 Ultra Instict Shaggy ULTIMATE Moves *(You Won't Believe Number 7!)*
I also decided to test one of these scummy websites. One offered shoes for suspiciously cheap price, so I thought I'd try it out. I looked up the adress of their warehouse and it showed me an abbandoned warehouse in the middle of nowhere, but I was still going to try ordering something to see if it would actually show up. So I found some nice looking shoes for about 5 USD on their website, it told me the shipping would be about 1 USD and as soon as I clicked on the "payment and shipping adress" button to insert those, the button didn't work. The website only let me choose the product, see it in my shopping cart and the rest of the purchasing process just wasn't there. They didn't take my money or personal information, just wasted a little bit of my time.
Drivers and taxpayers in your home state are shocked to learn about this new law.