Police Recruiting: 2010 vs. 2021

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  • @andrewdavid5928
    @andrewdavid5928 Před 2 lety +26714

    A moron with a GED can pass the police entrance exam and get a badge in half the time it takes to get a barbers license so the job attracts desperate idiots, military washouts and anti social thugs. It's one of the root causes of institutional police corruption.

    • @mikethecop
      @mikethecop  Před 2 lety +9240

      Except that’s simply not true. It’s another media perpetuated myth people bite on like stupid fish.

    • @the_hodgepodge
      @the_hodgepodge Před 2 lety +3246

      How about you go take it then? Show everyone just how easy it is. Lead by example. I'm sure if a moron could do it you'd pass with flying colors.

    • @chandlertheis3766
      @chandlertheis3766 Před 2 lety +2359

      @@mikethecop Here in MN I needed a 4 year degree to even be eligible to go to Skills and take my post test this guy is full of it.

    • @MrJem359
      @MrJem359 Před 2 lety +2736

      Never trust a man with two first names

    • @OrganicHispanic209
      @OrganicHispanic209 Před 2 lety +1430

      Barbers fuck up my hair all the time. There's morons everywhere you go.

  • @fmpairsoft9039
    @fmpairsoft9039 Před 2 lety +8924

    Ironically the increased fear of unqualified cops has led to an increase in unqualified cops 🤣

    • @jacklynch3333
      @jacklynch3333 Před 2 lety +194

      Perfectly stated

    • @coolguy1952
      @coolguy1952 Před 2 lety +172

      That's how fear works, it's a very intense emotion for manifesting.

    • @FreddyD177
      @FreddyD177 Před 2 lety +70

      Yeah cus all the good ones said aight I'm out.

    • @jimmehjiimmeehh9748
      @jimmehjiimmeehh9748 Před 2 lety +121

      As Ronin says, it's completely intentional. You are expecting to pass some questionable or flat out illegal laws in the future (or as they're doing now, just enforcing illegal laws), you have a segment of the police force who will refuse to comply. If you pressure them out by making their jobs unbearable and simultaniously making the public hate them, you only get the dregs remaining in the force or applying to join the force. And these dregs will do anything you say as long as they get paid and have a badge to derive authority from.
      Things are going to get really bad over the next couple of decades.

    • @ceezb5629
      @ceezb5629 Před 2 lety +132

      things the way they are? You mean accountability? 🤡
      Wearing body cams at all times too much to ask for? Reap what you sow. Cops abused power, thank God they’re under the microscope.
      My best friend is a Sgt & he’s extremely happy changes are coming. He sees too much crap get swept under the rug. We need more good cops like him, actually educated officers. Not just meat heads.

  • @catcowboy6376
    @catcowboy6376 Před 2 lety +4500

    Police are so desperate to hire people now that they gave my dad a speeding ticket and an application at the same time. The officer had police employment brochures in his car I kid you not.

    • @kmmediafactory
      @kmmediafactory Před 2 lety +204

      Jeez. That’s actually a big issue, because if order fails, so will the country

    • @catcowboy6376
      @catcowboy6376 Před 2 lety +306

      @@kmmediafactory there is no law and order anymore just selective enforcement based on what political party or ideology you live by. The land of the free is dead

    • @rainnmoon114
      @rainnmoon114 Před 2 lety +104

      Idk why but I'm dying. That's too funny and sad. 😂 And all the good police officers are quitting.

    • @catcowboy6376
      @catcowboy6376 Před 2 lety +99

      @@rainnmoon114 This was in a small town called the Eastern shore Virginia not too far from the large bridge that connects the Chesapeake Bay.
      They got my stepmom a while back who is a teacher at the local private school also. She was speeding a couple miles over the speed limit.
      When she was pulled over, rightfully so. The officer asked if she thought that the kids seat belts for the booster seat was installed correctly. My gullible stepmother mistakenly believe that the officer was just trying to make sure that she knew how to do it properly so she allowed the officer to check the car seat.
      When he noticed that it wasn't properly installed he wrote her another ticket on top of the speeding violation. She got a healthy dose of reality and why you don't cooperate with police LMAO.

    • @rainnmoon114
      @rainnmoon114 Před 2 lety +42

      @@catcowboy6376 Well, always cooperate but also have enough wit for the game 😂 I would have been like "Yes officer, I believe they do. May I please get my ticket? I'm late for work."
      Those are the types of cops who don't have enough crime but have a quota to meet lol!!!

  • @charlesadams41
    @charlesadams41 Před 2 lety +491

    It reminds me of that recruiting scene un Stripes.
    Recruiter: Have you ever been convicted of a felony?
    Recruit: Convicted? No.

  • @SonikPanther
    @SonikPanther Před 2 lety +1095

    Bro the “you missed a day in second grade according to the records we gotta go visit the teacher in the retirement home and touch base just basic stuff” shit had me DEAD

    • @g5c
      @g5c Před 2 lety +14

      Half day

    • @warriorguydudething
      @warriorguydudething Před 2 lety +33

      Man you got every single word wrong in this quote. Good job

    • @eric2794
      @eric2794 Před 2 lety +2

      😂

    • @hannahalexy
      @hannahalexy Před 2 lety +4

      @@warriorguydudething he got second and grade right!

    • @culture4519
      @culture4519 Před 2 lety +2

      @@hannahalexy you should start recruiting for your local PD

  • @HM2SGT
    @HM2SGT Před 2 lety +2526

    We saw the post you made on Facebook in 2007 expressing interest in being a police officer when you grew up...

    • @thomaspurdy2973
      @thomaspurdy2973 Před 2 lety +18

      lmao

    • @shanedavis22
      @shanedavis22 Před 2 lety +148

      "How did you see that post; my Facebook is private?"
      "Facebook gave us your email & password so we just scrolled all the way back and saw it ourselves. We updated your relationship status to in a relationship for you since you've been with Kayla for 6 months already by the way."

    • @GoofyFang
      @GoofyFang Před 2 lety +19

      @@shanedavis22 what a turn of events

    • @pcproffy
      @pcproffy Před 2 lety +51

      Funny enough, Us Army recruiter called me because I checked "interested" on my draft card back in high school...20 years earlier! I'm like, do you even know how old I am? Instead of admitting her mistake she plowed forward saying they have positions for people my age. 🤣

    • @firehousecommunication7476
      @firehousecommunication7476 Před 2 lety

      🤣 Well done Sir

  • @Tomato6
    @Tomato6 Před 2 lety +3075

    "That's what they make breaks and lunches for. Just make sure its a mild strain." 10/10

    • @ShadowedDemise
      @ShadowedDemise Před 2 lety +80

      I wish all companies had this policy. 😂

    • @bluntfruntac9981
      @bluntfruntac9981 Před 2 lety +3

      Lol

    • @gunners4129
      @gunners4129 Před 2 lety +28

      My boss had this discussion with me last year 😂😭😂

    • @bluntfruntac9981
      @bluntfruntac9981 Před 2 lety +30

      @@gunners4129 and you're not even lying are you? It's crazy how some places are cool with it and other places will kick you out into the rain.

    • @gunners4129
      @gunners4129 Před 2 lety +61

      @@bluntfruntac9981 Not one bit lol. I'm a frame tech in a body shop. Very good at my job and always have been. Boss would smell it on me now and again but never said anything. One day it got brought up and I said I'm a lot of things, but not a liar so I'm not gunna bullshit you, yes I smoke. Couple hits before work, couple on lunch. And a couple grams after work. He says he doesnt have a single issue with it, just not to do it on the shops property because he'd rather be able to pretend to the other employees he doesnt know about it lol

  • @lordlucius1341
    @lordlucius1341 Před 2 lety +325

    “Any felonies?”
    “3.”
    “Yeesh… anyone die?”
    “Not yet.”
    “Great!”

    • @lordlucius1341
      @lordlucius1341 Před 2 lety +1

      @@thecoronavirus6636 there’s a lot wrong here…

    • @thecoronavirus6636
      @thecoronavirus6636 Před 2 lety +1

      @@lordlucius1341 yea but anyone die?

    • @SArmagh681
      @SArmagh681 Před 2 lety +3

      @@thecoronavirus6636 bout 5 and a half million so far

    • @MarEXksz
      @MarEXksz Před rokem +3

      "Not yet" ? 🤣🤣

    • @dude8273
      @dude8273 Před rokem +2

      lol um pending. depends on a victim's health

  • @ILIKETURTLES16
    @ILIKETURTLES16 Před 2 lety +967

    Police Department: " Do you work well in tense situations? "
    Recruit: " No I freak out. "
    Police Department: " You're hired!!! "

    • @bsmith9149
      @bsmith9149 Před 2 lety +51

      Bonus if they cause any incident that leads to the city being on fire within 5 years

    • @wolfbones666
      @wolfbones666 Před 2 lety +17

      You earn a trophy if you're chasing after the perp, and you suddenly have a panic attack, begin shooting wildly in any random direction and need your partner on duty to grab your gun, take it away from you and need him to physically restrain you to calm you down.
      Oh, and also loose the suspect in the process.

    • @Prince_Unknown1
      @Prince_Unknown1 Před 2 lety +3

      🤣

    • @dinglebop5700
      @dinglebop5700 Před 2 lety +9

      @Jibjab Husain nah, police are not very enforcing with covid regulations, considering 84% of them are Trump supporters

    • @dinglebop5700
      @dinglebop5700 Před 2 lety +3

      @Jibjab Husain Did I say that? Stop misconstruing what I say.

  • @stans5270
    @stans5270 Před 2 lety +569

    "...narrowed it down to 738 other applicants." - must be a small town.

    • @wendellwhite5797
      @wendellwhite5797 Před 2 lety +26

      That was the whole town.

    • @scott8908
      @scott8908 Před 2 lety +14

      When I got hired as a correctional deputy they told me I was 3 of about 1,200 positions that applied. Granted, most of the applicants aren’t even legally allowed to carry peace officer powers, but still. Crazy.

    • @franknstein33
      @franknstein33 Před 2 lety +1

      That's a good movie btw.

    • @soap38
      @soap38 Před 2 lety +9

      @@scott8908 damn dude, 1,200?? I used to be Corrections officer a few years ago, the prison I worked in would take anyone that could breathe

    • @timetravela890
      @timetravela890 Před 2 lety +1

      @@soap38 yes! The test is if they fog up the mirror. "Get that s.o.b
      a badge"

  • @DontAtMe2k24
    @DontAtMe2k24 Před 2 lety +1808

    Chief of police: we need more officers, what is the hold up on hiring this applicants?!
    Recruiters: what applicants?

    • @bradhaines3142
      @bradhaines3142 Před 2 lety +24

      bruh i have no idea what amount of money would be worth it these days

    • @danbardos3498
      @danbardos3498 Před 2 lety +41

      Pretty soon the police are gonna issue a draft. Being home schooled will be the dodge until homeschooling is banned.
      They will start as young as kindergarten.

    • @paleamigo8575
      @paleamigo8575 Před 2 lety +2

      You need fewer rules.

    • @thewildcardperson
      @thewildcardperson Před 2 lety +2

      @@danbardos3498 shoot on sight

    • @oldthug8551
      @oldthug8551 Před 2 lety +12

      @@danbardos3498 I’m sorry did I misinterpret that or are you saying kindergartners are going to be drafted to be officers?

  • @awillaims8653
    @awillaims8653 Před 2 lety +178

    “That’s what they make breaks for just make sure it’s a mild strain”😂😂😂

  • @mikedat276
    @mikedat276 Před 2 lety +132

    Seriously, I applied to the Academy, passed the fitness test, but admitted I tried alcohol once at the age of 18. I was cut. Worked out though, I'm doing extremely well financially.

    • @rafaeltorre1643
      @rafaeltorre1643 Před 2 lety +21

      That's ridiculous because I don't know many people from high school who didn't drink at least once. Most did a bunch. Its normal. In turn they are hiring nerds who got bullied vs average everyday normal people.

    • @spr2424
      @spr2424 Před 2 lety +18

      Honestly don't know why you admitted that but good on you for being honest! What are you doing now?

    • @free22
      @free22 Před 2 lety +27

      They need people who can lie if necessary. Perhaps you were too honest.

    • @Fool4Lyfe
      @Fool4Lyfe Před 2 lety +2

      @@free22 Fatherless behavior

    • @free22
      @free22 Před 2 lety

      @@Fool4Lyfe I sure don’t know how many people at the academy are fatherless but tell me about it.

  • @dbearden3232
    @dbearden3232 Před 2 lety +1634

    Back in 2018 I got declined by Dallas PD despite having military experience a college degree, and a squeeky clean background record as well as zero drug history. The reason was I reported I gave away pain pills that I didn't want to take to my barracks buddy after getting my wisdom teeth pulled. It wasn't the fact I gave them away it was because I reported it was around 3 and it turned out to be around 9. My bad memory of something that happened 10 years earlier when I was 18 saved me from getting picked up by what turned out to be known as the shittiest department in Texas. So bless them for having those high pre 2020 standards 😅

    • @texasrangers4
      @texasrangers4 Před 2 lety +8

      you work for another PD?

    • @johnnyjacuzzi7498
      @johnnyjacuzzi7498 Před 2 lety +80

      Why the hell did you include that? And how did they dig into it?

    • @nasaisawhore
      @nasaisawhore Před 2 lety +45

      @@johnnyjacuzzi7498 They will ask you questions during the polygraph phase of hiring (GA)

    • @dbearden3232
      @dbearden3232 Před 2 lety +89

      @@johnnyjacuzzi7498 There was some question about whether I've ever missused prescription drugs or something like that. I just mentioned it offhand without thinking it would be a big deal. Shrug

    • @jeffreylysen7647
      @jeffreylysen7647 Před 2 lety +130

      I took the background for LAPD and learned very quickly that the only way to become a cop was to be a liar.
      The judgement of me was unreal.
      They asked if I ever cheated on an exam and I asked if they ever completed military online training? We will always cheat on that annual bullshit.
      And I am the father of five girls,I have never consumed drugs and worked as a bomb squad technician in the military While working with law enforcement everyday in joint operations.
      If you are honest you won't get hired.

  • @stephenpohl
    @stephenpohl Před 2 lety +642

    As a former, now retired, police background investigator and recruiter I can confirm the 2010 scenario.

    •  Před 2 lety +8

      Just a quick question since you were a recruiter. What type of background does the interviewer do? Do they look at school records and stuff? And if you have a horrible GPA are u still eligible for joining?

    • @moe9587
      @moe9587 Před 2 lety +15

      @ you are to list all schools you attended starting from hs but they dont care about the gpa , especially if you went to college. And they will do an extensive background check on you and your main family members ( mom dad sisters brothers ). They’ll also come to your place of residence to ask your neighbors about you.

    • @stephenpohl
      @stephenpohl Před 2 lety +24

      @ They will check school records. GPA is not so important. You will have to pass written tests to be considered and be able to do college level work in the Academy or wash out. The background investigation will be thorough. Some agencies divide the work among different investigators. Others, like mine, had one investigator do a background from start to finish, in which case the investigator will know more about you than your mother.

    •  Před 2 lety +4

      @@stephenpohl Fuck my GPA is horrendous and laughable.

    • @Dmvgold1995
      @Dmvgold1995 Před 2 lety +1

      @@stephenpohl off subject but what about part-time jobs from years ago that you’ve worked at for less than a month before quitting? Normally in a resume I wouldn’t include them but for a background check should they be included?

  • @jamesbaker7112
    @jamesbaker7112 Před 2 lety +38

    "Ever been convicted of a felony?"
    "Convicted? No."

  • @DemonicsInc
    @DemonicsInc Před 2 lety +128

    So I've talked to a few of the cops in my town about this kind of thing. Told me they didn't have an education requirement or much in the way of training... that does explain a few things I've seen here tho

    • @free22
      @free22 Před 2 lety +4

      Very common.

    • @ralphiesarch8980
      @ralphiesarch8980 Před 2 lety +4

      They work as active officers while they do the academy training 😳 one would think you have to at least graduate first but the shortage means no finishing the academy is necessary, as long as you're enrolled

    • @DemonicsInc
      @DemonicsInc Před 2 lety +3

      @@ralphiesarch8980 mate I'm just telling you what I was told idk if they do that but I know a cop from another county had to be called in recently to train a few of em. Doesnt seem like it helped as one of them shot an unarmed man the other day 5 fucking times before rolling him around in his own lawn

    • @ralphiesarch8980
      @ralphiesarch8980 Před 2 lety +3

      @@DemonicsInc I'm telling you what a cop friend told me. It's backwards, but it's due to defunding and punishing for optics. People who want to defund and dismantle without having any detailed system to replace it are just being childish. I guess we'll see what bad policing really looks like in the coming years..

    • @DemonicsInc
      @DemonicsInc Před 2 lety +7

      @@ralphiesarch8980 first there has only ever been 1 police station defunded and that towns actually doing pretty well with it. The defund the police movement was in response to the multitude of murders committed by police and the heavy militarization of police forces. It was never meant to get rid of them completely but lower their funding so they have to focus on actual training instead of letting these young bloods go running rampant with a firearm and a sense of superiority and buying up military equipment like grenade launchers and tanks.
      The only people who said "they want to get rid of all police" were the ones fear mongering and downplaying what's actually been happening behind their closed doors

  • @HappyAccident06
    @HappyAccident06 Před 2 lety +1904

    After the last 18 months, they could pay me triple and I still wouldn't accept the job.

    • @Saanonymous80
      @Saanonymous80 Před 2 lety +81

      I'd be a Deputy, but not a State or City Cop

    • @Acemans
      @Acemans Před 2 lety +113

      I'd happily be a desk cop

    • @hilljackzack7284
      @hilljackzack7284 Před 2 lety +22

      I would do hi-way patrol but that’s about it tbh.

    • @seanA416
      @seanA416 Před 2 lety +60

      @@Saanonymous80 a Sheriff Deputy is still a cop. So, I definitely still wouldn't do that either. God bless all police! We thank you for ALL that you do.

    • @zakofrx
      @zakofrx Před 2 lety +131

      It depends were you live...
      A small town cop in a very conservstive area would be fine..

  • @john8890
    @john8890 Před 2 lety +558

    I actually remember sitting for the police exams about 10 years ago. The competition was insane and without a military background, you almost didn't stand a chance. Funny how things changed so drastically

    • @reedr1659
      @reedr1659 Před 2 lety +80

      Why would anybody put themselves in harm's way to see all their hard work pissed away by politicians and be vilified by the public they serve? No thanks!

    • @intermix2580
      @intermix2580 Před 2 lety +3

      Even with a military background I failed

    • @jessejames5335
      @jessejames5335 Před 2 lety +10

      Shiz, I have military background and squeaky clean and was given the "no thanks" letter like 1 year ago here in SoCal. I wonder if it was the 20 times on MJ and 5 times on coke 15 years ago. 🤔😆😆 oh well.

    • @alexhatfield4448
      @alexhatfield4448 Před 2 lety +13

      @@jessejames5335 what the hell do you wanna be a cop for anyway. Get a real job

    • @natemartinez2745
      @natemartinez2745 Před 2 lety +16

      @@reedr1659 Can’t beat innocent people without scrutiny anymore? What a shame

  • @TheTwinzx11
    @TheTwinzx11 Před 2 lety +55

    It for sure didn’t use to be like it is today. I remember almost 20 years ago you had to have a CJ degree or be a former officer from a different department to be considered to even be accepted to go to the academy in my town, that’s how strict it was. After roughly 10 years in military they started allowing anyone and everyone to join their department. Now they are seeing all kinds of issues from their officers… news flash.. just because you can pass a test for a high stress highly dangerous job doesn’t mean you are actually qualified for the job..

    • @1AngryPanda
      @1AngryPanda Před 2 lety

      Police is a high demand job. It should be advertised as that and recruitet like that too.
      Where i live, you need as qualification for application, service in the military(or similar for females), learned a different trade with a certified diploma, fitness test and of course a clean slate.
      And then you will go in training for at least 2 years and when you dont pass certain tests on the way, you go home.
      It limit the suply for fresh recruits and cost alot in the progress. But in the end you have somebody on duty who knows what he/she is doing.

    • @stormbreaker170
      @stormbreaker170 Před 7 dny

      Or how about we stop acting like military is such a good thing to have in your resume for a cop? My whole family is military and even they admit there isn’t much of an actual difference between some 24yr old fresh out of the military with zero combat experience and a 30yr old with 10 years of actual civilian experience.

  • @catalan500_8
    @catalan500_8 Před 2 lety +38

    “Did anybody die?” That’s the shit I say when my friends don’t like my driving lol

  • @wigletron2846
    @wigletron2846 Před 2 lety +2693

    This brings back memories. Getting a police job back then was like pulling teeth, now you couldn't pay me enough to be a cop.

    • @randomcenturion7264
      @randomcenturion7264 Před 2 lety +163

      Agreed. No way would I put my ass on the line for so little reward.

    • @maumor2
      @maumor2 Před 2 lety +86

      @@randomcenturion7264 sarcasm? What line? We are talking about useless bullies

    • @mikecooks122
      @mikecooks122 Před 2 lety +84

      @@davidvillanueva3771 Cost of living is higher in safer areas

    • @nochey78
      @nochey78 Před 2 lety +11

      @@davidvillanueva3771 rookie cops don’t make that much starting off.

    • @cesardominguez8288
      @cesardominguez8288 Před 2 lety +85

      @@maumor2 found the 15 year old

  • @Xion431
    @Xion431 Před 2 lety +470

    This sounds about right considering how many cops are quitting or retiring early

    • @seanA416
      @seanA416 Před 2 lety +85

      Literally over a 300% police retirement rate after the George Floyd and subsequent BLM riots.

    • @twentysecondcenturywoman
      @twentysecondcenturywoman Před 2 lety +43

      In democratic areas.

    • @seanA416
      @seanA416 Před 2 lety +48

      @@twentysecondcenturywoman exactly. States, counties, and cities that are seeing such a record high police retirement rate, is in Democract places.

    • @thechoomofdoom6979
      @thechoomofdoom6979 Před 2 lety +57

      My brother has been a cop for 10 years and he's finally been trying to find a new career and quit law enforcement. He says there's been way too many close calls on the job recently and many other cops in his and other local stations have been quitting too. It's just way too risky being a cop now a days, more than ever before.

    • @hunterbiden6913
      @hunterbiden6913 Před 2 lety +2

      Yeah because they threaten your pension

  • @yareyaredaz3522
    @yareyaredaz3522 Před 2 lety +20

    "Did anybody die?"
    "Yes"
    "Were they white or rich? Or both?"
    "No"
    "You're hired"

  • @tfbabies3115
    @tfbabies3115 Před 2 lety +2

    Idk how this is randomly showing up months from now. But I needed this literally precisely today so thanks for the laugh

  • @1n0nly5am
    @1n0nly5am Před 2 lety +2903

    7 years ago I applied and was in the final stages for being accepted to the academy in my hometown back in San Diego. But they took a few months too long and I ended up taking a job with a mining company in Arizona. Fast forward to now, I’m alive, married, 3 kids and make over $100k a year, plus quarterly and end of year bonuses. Plus I only work 14 days a month. Very blessed for the delay at the police department.

    • @Jason-xo1gr
      @Jason-xo1gr Před 2 lety +84

      What do you do at the mining company?

    • @gmfb521
      @gmfb521 Před 2 lety +161

      Are they hiring🤔

    • @SymbolicLogic24
      @SymbolicLogic24 Před 2 lety +151

      100k with a mining company.... I'm betting you're in the office.

    • @fieryjalapenos4442
      @fieryjalapenos4442 Před 2 lety +99

      @@SymbolicLogic24 probably, but it’s also possible that they don’t make that much and they are just blowing smoke. Really no way to verify what they’re saying. Also sounds weird he was living in San Diego and trying to get a job there and randomly applied for a $100k job at a mining company in another state.Wouldn’t think the skills needed for those 2 careers would overlap so much. Plus depending on where they live in Arizona, $100k isn’t much. A lot of people hear $100k and think wow, he must be loaded but never think about COL.

    • @liberalsrelstupido8349
      @liberalsrelstupido8349 Před 2 lety +85

      @@fieryjalapenos4442 100k a year for mining isn’t impressive at all. I live in Canada and guys make 10k a month for entry level positions to work on natural gas pipelines.

  • @dehash666
    @dehash666 Před 2 lety +2380

    Time to restart Police Academy (the movie).

    • @cancel.lgbtq.6892
      @cancel.lgbtq.6892 Před 2 lety +31

      One of the funniest movie ever.

    • @JSchaffer214
      @JSchaffer214 Před 2 lety +11

      Great movie! If one were made today they should make it about trying to train them all to be politically correct and how to use non violent force to resolve all situations.

    • @pnyhmsmx
      @pnyhmsmx Před 2 lety +17

      @@JSchaffer214 except it wouldn't be made as a comedy. It would be advertised as a documentary

    • @doccholo905
      @doccholo905 Před 2 lety +2

      Please, no remake. It was fine as it is!

    • @yeti4269
      @yeti4269 Před 2 lety +2

      I need to rewatch the trilogy. Loved it growing up as a kid

  • @VampireH4rt
    @VampireH4rt Před 2 lety +5

    That 2010 application process..nailed it perfectly 🤣

  • @mikem3403
    @mikem3403 Před 2 lety +6

    This is probably accurate because I know several fire fighters. It was like having teeth pulled to get hired but these firefighters are now saying that as long as you can pass a physical, then you're in.

  • @Assassinoffi
    @Assassinoffi Před 2 lety +654

    “Just make it a mild strain” has to be the best line ever

  • @RonBurgundy412
    @RonBurgundy412 Před 2 lety +1815

    Lt Friendly - “marijuana use, that’s what they make breaks and lunches for. Just make sure it’s a mild strain” 😂🤣

    • @samoliver9132
      @samoliver9132 Před 2 lety +29

      That shit had me dead

    • @janrious7387
      @janrious7387 Před 2 lety +13

      Just make it a mild strain*

    • @myfirstcrappyvideobilly
      @myfirstcrappyvideobilly Před 2 lety +3

      Hey cool.

    • @charlesowens4272
      @charlesowens4272 Před 2 lety +29

      It anyone needs weed, it's the cops for all the shit they put up.
      I remember when I got tased and my face ground into the pavement. CUZ I WAS A CRIMINAL.
      Ever scince I been on the right side of the law nothing bad happened to me. Crazy how that works 🤣🤣

    • @gobot581
      @gobot581 Před 2 lety +16

      @@charlesowens4272 tasers might of rearranged some brain cells

  • @Rick0809v4
    @Rick0809v4 Před 2 lety +8

    They've been processing my application since last fall. They've been on my background investigation for a few months now and I finally got my polygraph scheduled.

    • @justinsalluce9176
      @justinsalluce9176 Před 2 lety

      Soon it'll be time to be a waycis POS police officer

    • @ComandanteTresLetrasJGL
      @ComandanteTresLetrasJGL Před rokem +1

      Mind if i ask what happens during a polygraph test im considering on a career in it

    • @Rick0809v4
      @Rick0809v4 Před rokem +1

      @@ComandanteTresLetrasJGL I could, however I watched a video by officer401 here on CZcams that really explains the whole hiring process better than I ever could. I recommend watching his videos on the subject. That's what I did. I hope it helps!

  • @kevin_nagle
    @kevin_nagle Před 2 lety +2

    Wasted years of my life going through this process. Turns out it's not what you know but who you know 🙄
    In 2021 I can say i'm beyond happy that I did not get into LE with everything going on & I love the career path I decided to take.

    • @Mr-ri8nv
      @Mr-ri8nv Před 2 lety

      If this is the case I could be a local cop in 10 minutes.

    • @kevin_nagle
      @kevin_nagle Před 2 lety +1

      @@Mr-ri8nv If that's what you want to do, not the wisest career choice of 2021 but not the worst.
      I was applying/testing/interviewing during the beginning of the returning 9/11 military veterans getting preference over civilians.

  • @CNo567
    @CNo567 Před 2 lety +831

    This explains Australia's Police alot

    • @DimaEgorovRU
      @DimaEgorovRU Před 2 lety +84

      Unfortunately so true, and I know personally the boss of the Victorian academy, officer diversity is considered more important then procedure and learning the rights of the citizens

    • @gofreely
      @gofreely Před 2 lety +9

      @@DimaEgorovRU have to disagree with how it works in WA. Quite a stringent application procedure. Not saying people don’t get in that shouldn’t be there, but that’s the standard for human existence. There’s always gonna be sh!t on the grass.

    • @noammo8681
      @noammo8681 Před 2 lety +7

      @@DimaEgorovRU question. How much exactly do they focus on civil rights? I want to get into victorian police because I live there, if they focus very little on civil rights it would be right for me to do some training myself then.

    • @eq1373
      @eq1373 Před 2 lety +40

      Those individuals are not police. They are thug enforcers for a left wing regime. I don't look at them as cops anymore than I would for Iran's religious enforcers.

    • @europeansovietunion7372
      @europeansovietunion7372 Před 2 lety +22

      @@DimaEgorovRU "diversity", with quotes. Still looking for diversity of thoughts among NPCs...

  • @Josh-of-all-Trades
    @Josh-of-all-Trades Před 2 lety +1589

    Wait, you actually WANT to be a cop with things the way they are? Can you fog a mirror? You're hired!

    • @Acts-1915
      @Acts-1915 Před 2 lety +17

      Nice! Excellent point!

    • @alrightythen1466
      @alrightythen1466 Před 2 lety +11

      First time I’ve heard that one 🤣

    • @Theweouthereforrealclub-
      @Theweouthereforrealclub- Před 2 lety +94

      @@tamerlane7527 If the cops in Australia smoked a bowl every shift they might not be beating innocent people with sticks right now.

    • @rustbucket9318
      @rustbucket9318 Před 2 lety +27

      @@tamerlane7527 I heard he is the one who actually planned the 9-11 attacks. He was also the one who lit up a cigarette on the Hindenburg and also designed the Covid variant that became the pandemic. Photos show that he spent some time on the grassy knoll too.

    • @SDSypher
      @SDSypher Před 2 lety

      @@tamerlane7527 What’d donut do lol

  • @Tripod9648
    @Tripod9648 Před měsícem +3

    lmao i wish that was my experience. Got nervous on the marijuana part and started spilling my guts on all the times i used it. up to that point, i was doing pretty good. Passed the written test, physical, and i can’t remember what else i had to do, but once the marijuana was mentioned i started confessing like villian in a movie lmao. It effected me a lot. Being denied after feeling like i got so far. But one of my goals is to eventually pass my local police academy one of these days. When the day comes, i’ll leave it as a replay to this comment. Which me luck :))

  • @horehoundbasedcandy8736
    @horehoundbasedcandy8736 Před 2 lety +2

    There is a very small nugget of truth to this video 😂
    A buddy of mine used to teach at a police academy, he said most of the cadets couldn’t even do PT in cold weather cuz they had asthma or some frailty.
    He said “and these are the type of people I have to deal with.”

  • @spcOten
    @spcOten Před 2 lety +467

    I remember when this is how they recruited soldiers for awhile. Violent assault that’s fine as long as no one was murdered.

    • @ayoutubecommenter1827
      @ayoutubecommenter1827 Před 2 lety +80

      Lmfao back in 2008-2009 during the troop surge. They took ANYONE. I was fresh into the Marines, and had so many felons gang bangers and kids popping on drug test at that time all around me

    • @skyhager5953
      @skyhager5953 Před 2 lety +22

      @@ayoutubecommenter1827 When I went in in 2014, the Corps was struggling to push out all the old grunts from that time period. Kicked out almost all the NCOs with actual combat experience while downsizing our infantry.

    • @calebleeson5662
      @calebleeson5662 Před 2 lety +31

      I had a new E-5 come into the unit and he admitted to another NCO with a bigger mouth that he was an Ex cop that shot someone which is how he ended up in the army…really not too far off

    • @bronzejourney5784
      @bronzejourney5784 Před 2 lety +4

      @@ayoutubecommenter1827 If thats ok, can you talk a bit more about how those felons and gang bangers acted in and out of the field, compared to other relatively more ''normal'' marines? I am curious.

    • @deplorablelibertarian
      @deplorablelibertarian Před 2 lety +8

      This dude in my platoon from boot camp(Parris Island) got in on 2 plus waivers, including one for felony assault. He was just a banger from the bronx, and tried to fight the DI one day like he’s back in the hood. The Marine Corps was so desperate for bodies, that this one kid name Lucas spent roughly 30 days on light duty….and was still awarded his EGA. For instructional purposes only; boot camp was roughly 65 training days, and I spent 2 training days on light duty. This one kid was from St. Louis, on the eastern side of the Mississippi river, had been arrested for DUI and assault. I felt out of place when we got to talking one day in 2nd phase; I had never been arrested, never been in trouble, never did drugs….I was the odd man out. MCRD Parris Island, 1st RCTB, Alpha Company, Follow Series, Platoon 1069.

  • @CGR89
    @CGR89 Před 2 lety +333

    100% accurate. When I went through you had one or two knuckleheads but everyone else was squared away. Now that I'm an instructor it seems like you have one or two who are squared away and everyone else is knuckleheads.

    • @jayyoung5627
      @jayyoung5627 Před 2 lety +2

      Depends on where you are in the country.
      In 2017 80% of my towns PD had a masters degree or higher
      (The recruits for that year)

    • @jayyoung5627
      @jayyoung5627 Před 2 lety +5

      @@jeffefg90 When comparing every cop having a masters degree to the parody at the end I don't think there is much of a question on the difference in intelligence.
      While the federal government's actions have led to lower standards and high cost there is still a enormous difference between your average masters grad and the average American

    • @jdizzle5083
      @jdizzle5083 Před 2 lety +4

      @@jayyoung5627 I wouldn’t say enormous but I’d agree that a person motivated enough to get a degree will more then likely be more intelligent then someone without.

    • @jayyoung5627
      @jayyoung5627 Před 2 lety +15

      @@jeffefg90 "The fact that you" lack the *intelligence* to understand the statistical importance of the word *average* I used in my response (used it twice)
      "tells me all I need to know."
      But I appreciate it

    • @jayyoung5627
      @jayyoung5627 Před 2 lety +6

      @@jdizzle5083 I know plenty of commies that have masters degree so I agree. It's not a perfect sorting mechanize, (I would argue some bachelors degrees are getting close to worthless even stem degrees...) but nothing is.
      Hopefully they at least learn something about their major while they are in school

  • @ashersaleh
    @ashersaleh Před 2 lety +18

    Just passed background last week. I feel you. This year I was number 3 on the list out of 6. I remember in 2015 MSP had 2000 qualified applicants and only needed 200.

    • @2KCamaroZ28SS
      @2KCamaroZ28SS Před 2 lety +3

      And yet they still nitpick the absolute smallest shit on a qualified candidate. Maybe if they made the shitty background investigators or sheriff's or chiefs work on the road in place of the people they chose not to hire, they'd actually hire people!

    • @napalmstickylikeglue
      @napalmstickylikeglue Před 2 lety

      People just don't want to become the problem. Can't say that you're joining to help fix the problem, because the second you try to do anything you are targeted by your higher ups.

    • @ashersaleh
      @ashersaleh Před 2 lety

      @@napalmstickylikeglue Unfortunately in Democratic states, they are making the laws in favor of criminals and departments enact policies that put a lot of liability on the officers if they mess up. Thats why a lot of police officers are retiring early.

    • @napalmstickylikeglue
      @napalmstickylikeglue Před 2 lety

      @@ashersaleh I understand where you're coming from as I absolutely hate Democrats and Democrat ran States. But that's not the issue. The issue is cops have it in their mindset that they are better than the average citizen. It's been drilled into their heads since the beginning of their careers. They believe they should get away with things that we don't and should be able to do whatever they want to us as long as they deem it necessary at the time.
      It's hard to break an old dog of old habits. When someone has spent 15 to 20 years doing things a certain way... They're not going to adjust well to doing things the right way. I'm thinking that's the reason for the mass retirements.

    • @ashersaleh
      @ashersaleh Před 2 lety

      @@napalmstickylikeglue I can tell you thats not how I was taught or trained. Maybe back in the day when there were no body cams or even dash cams, officers knew they could get away with it. However its always been very small percentage of officers with misconduct, but those are the ones that usually get media coverage, not the good ones.

  • @matthewmiller4747
    @matthewmiller4747 Před 2 lety +3

    100% accurate. I have a Bachelors in criminal justice from Ole Miss and 6 years military. I couldn't get on. Filled out 20 - 30 apps thick as the bible. Ended up having to go into a craft. Talked to a bunch of my buddies who are cops and they tell me I make double what they make. Oh well, life goes on.

  • @RSK412
    @RSK412 Před 2 lety +285

    "Did anybody die?"
    "Yeah. Me. But I survived."
    "Oh. Good!"

    • @tradedate
      @tradedate Před 2 lety +17

      Bonus pay for resurrection skills.

    • @MasiMojoda
      @MasiMojoda Před 2 lety

      @@tradedate Too bad it doesn't work on others!

  • @redkrawler
    @redkrawler Před 2 lety +1189

    Not getting hired after obtaining a Bachelors Degree was the greatest thing ever. God was watching out for me.

    • @dscottcarter2484
      @dscottcarter2484 Před 2 lety +46

      You were blessed. And you would hate it.

    • @potato2941
      @potato2941 Před 2 lety +61

      Every day I look back and I was so glad I never made the cut.

    • @B33LZ3BUB9419
      @B33LZ3BUB9419 Před 2 lety +40

      Im glad i took the training and dipped because i never wanted to be in a gang. i just wanted to know what kind of training they did. Im glad i made them look like fools at the military base when brass pulled me aside and asked if i was interested in being a sniper. :)

    • @JustnCas3
      @JustnCas3 Před 2 lety +6

      What do you do now? There are no jobs for just having a BA or BS.

    • @bloodyglitch1777
      @bloodyglitch1777 Před 2 lety +93

      @@B33LZ3BUB9419 Yea, that's bullshit.

  • @bobanmarjanovic2400
    @bobanmarjanovic2400 Před 2 lety +4

    This makes me feel better because i want to be one

  • @farmergirlofchickens8779
    @farmergirlofchickens8779 Před 2 lety +3

    Recruiter: Are you a convicted sex offender? Applicant: Not convicted.

  • @michaelgb4622
    @michaelgb4622 Před 2 lety +1446

    “Did anybody die?”
    “yep.”
    “fantastic! Shows you’re a good shot!”

  • @PANZERFAUST90
    @PANZERFAUST90 Před 2 lety +167

    At the end when he said "Anybody die?" He should have followed with "...Well how many?" then gave him the green light lol

    • @dinkopausic6357
      @dinkopausic6357 Před 2 lety +5

      Then the humour would die.

    • @TheColSamson
      @TheColSamson Před 2 lety +10

      Let's face it, the real follow up question would be "were they a minority?" and *then* it would be a green light

    • @sr.favopossodeixarvaziosim4595
      @sr.favopossodeixarvaziosim4595 Před 2 lety

      If you gonna be a killer, be a damn good one

    • @THEJPR
      @THEJPR Před 2 lety +4

      @@TheColSamson "How many died?"
      "Were they black?"
      "Oh, hispanic? Same thing, you're hired!"

    • @TheColSamson
      @TheColSamson Před 2 lety +1

      @@THEJPR Exactly my point

  • @Brrrrtcorpirl
    @Brrrrtcorpirl Před 2 lety +16

    I spent 7 years, 55 applications, 30+ interviews, 4 states, put myself through a 9 month academy while working night shift full time, top of my class in scenarios and physical agility but never got picked up. Moved on with my life, their loss. Still support and respect the hell out of cops.

    • @flanagamer
      @flanagamer Před 2 lety +1

      Wait, didn’t you graduate the academy? Thought at that point you were good to go as long as you didn’t wash out? 🤷🏻‍♂️

    • @mnunez1618
      @mnunez1618 Před 2 lety +5

      Bro, your story is similar to line. I've done dozens of applications.
      3.98 GPA in my bachelor's for law and justice.
      Top 10% in my class.
      No felonies
      No arrests
      No drug usage (except Marijuana, in 2012)
      I can't get hired. I've failed a few polygraphs.
      Still want the dream. Thing is, I make about 110k a year now, and taking a police job would cut my salary by 40 to 50k, but I don't care. Not about the money, it's about serving.

    • @flanagamer
      @flanagamer Před 2 lety +1

      @@mnunez1618 just become a lawyer 🤷🏻‍♂️

    • @noahcdmx1985
      @noahcdmx1985 Před 2 lety +2

      @@mnunez1618 I’m surprised you never realized that they screen out smart, critical thinking people.

    • @WizardsPath-if5oq
      @WizardsPath-if5oq Před 8 měsíci

      ​@@mnunez1618What do you do? I'm trying to find careers that I can do that don't require a college degree or job experience.

  • @Unsungkekeigenkai
    @Unsungkekeigenkai Před 2 lety

    Lol this is amazing 💀 genuinely enjoyed !

  • @Thegreatone100
    @Thegreatone100 Před 2 lety +1477

    “Sorry chief I can’t smoke mids” lmao

  • @HM2SGT
    @HM2SGT Před 2 lety +822

    No pulse? Is the body still reasonably warm?

    • @DimaEgorovRU
      @DimaEgorovRU Před 2 lety +9

      Damn that’s something Dwight Schrute would say 😅

    • @blackhawk65589
      @blackhawk65589 Před 2 lety +1

      Ha! This is pretty much any place hiring for their jails

    • @JoshuaCassady
      @JoshuaCassady Před 2 lety +1

      Lol stop 😂

    • @themadpelican3391
      @themadpelican3391 Před 2 lety +3

      Yes but only cause I f**ked it

    • @ameliaweights
      @ameliaweights Před 2 lety +1

      Same with healthcare workers right now "are you on life support?" No? "Great! You start tomorrow!"

  • @AZplinkster91
    @AZplinkster91 Před 2 lety +1

    This is so true! Shit I applied for a few PD departments 2010-2011. It was super competitive. I recall 20,000 applicants showed up for the CHP test alone!

  • @conversationswithme8601

    Now this is funny. Good Job Bro!

  • @fasfan
    @fasfan Před 2 lety +201

    I've filled out background packets for applications for departments that were more thorough than the packet I filled out for my security clearance in the Navy.

    • @fasfan
      @fasfan Před 2 lety +55

      I'm sorry I do not know the current name, address, and phone number for a supervisor AND a coworker from a part time job I had 20 years ago. Nor do I remember my starting and ending salary.

    • @Warvvolf
      @Warvvolf Před 2 lety +8

      To be fair it was the Navy.

    • @notdave2993
      @notdave2993 Před 2 lety +16

      Lol that’s the same with me. “We’re hiring and are really short handed” but they ain’t processing any applications.

    • @jnighs8380
      @jnighs8380 Před 2 lety

      Good

    • @toddmartin7030
      @toddmartin7030 Před 2 lety

      I thought this exactly when he was said. “Mild strain” and asked, “did anybody die?” Sounds like recruiters when they are desperate to get quota

  • @Snugglez187
    @Snugglez187 Před 2 lety +313

    This is hilarious. I'm in my 20th year as a cop. When I first started, if a PD was hiring 3 positions, 300 guys would show up and they would pick the best of the best. Now the state has lowered the standards and we still have to run multiple testing and hiring cycles just to find 1 qualified guy. It's brutal. I'm so ready to be done.

    • @aniiraqigawad6693
      @aniiraqigawad6693 Před 2 lety +8

      What’s your craziest story as a cop? if you don’t mind me asking.. just curious

    • @legion4842
      @legion4842 Před 2 lety +22

      After 20 years. I’m sure “his CrAzEsT day” consisted of coming into work just to be told his shift was covered and he could go home. It’s unlikely but it had to happen once

    • @Witnessmoo
      @Witnessmoo Před 2 lety +4

      Of this is true, then how comes there’s so many bad police?

    • @Robbedem
      @Robbedem Před 2 lety +11

      @@Witnessmoo probably because they actively selected the bad ones instead of the good ones. ;)

    • @yeetyboigottem
      @yeetyboigottem Před 2 lety

      @@legion4842 im dead

  • @djStens
    @djStens Před 2 lety +1

    As an Army vet one of the main reasons I didnt become a cop after is because I wanted to smoke weed. I kinda had an itch to be a cop. Became a software dev instead and now I make 2x the money they make working around 4 hours a day in my comfy chair. Good life decision by me

    • @djStens
      @djStens Před 2 lety

      @@melaninjay592 that's what I said about the Army too. The amount of alcohol consumed on the weekend is absolutely ridiculous. Legalizing weed in the military would solve so many problems that soldiers tend to have. All the DUIs, assaults, suicides that would end. God dude what a missed opportunity

  • @TeevyMW
    @TeevyMW Před 2 lety +3

    What sucks is there is probably people out there who truly care and want to be hired. But the process takes forever and can be denied for using MJ prior.

  • @attackofthegamerz1
    @attackofthegamerz1 Před 2 lety +1243

    “Did anyone die?”
    “Yes”
    “Perfect! You’re hired!”

    • @jwill5892
      @jwill5892 Před 2 lety +146

      "Was he black?"
      "He was latino."
      "Same thing. You're hired."

    • @youngswoll3
      @youngswoll3 Před 2 lety +9

      @J Will Latino? You mean Mexican you racist

    • @oziasayala4626
      @oziasayala4626 Před 2 lety +2

      Did IT have a heartbeat
      Yes
      Perfect we need a killing spree starting left ending right.

    • @kajw.230
      @kajw.230 Před 2 lety +38

      @@youngswoll3 Don't know if you're trolling, but Mexicans fall under the Hispanic/Latino umbrella.

    • @zapatababoibarra95
      @zapatababoibarra95 Před 2 lety +2

      @@kajw.230 that's where you are wrong

  • @billtree52
    @billtree52 Před 2 lety +769

    In Texas Correctional System two years ago had 5000 applicants. This year we had 300. The instructors at the academy have been told they can't fail a cadet for any reason. The Texas penal system is 7000 officers short statewide. Most new officers quit within 6 months. Most units are only about 30 to 40% staffed, which is INCREDIBLY dangerous.

    • @seanc4501
      @seanc4501 Před 2 lety +144

      I worked for a state correctional system 5 years ago and it was the same staffing issues. I was young, gullible, and fresh out of college. Took the job at a max security prison earning $30,000 before taxes. 6 months in and I quit; shitbag coworkers, a horrible command structure, and the realization that I'm making $10.50 an hour was enough to just kill my enthusiasm and spirit

    • @twistedtea7046
      @twistedtea7046 Před 2 lety +46

      Uncle joe trying to turn america into lawlessness

    • @colechapman6976
      @colechapman6976 Před 2 lety +98

      @@seanc4501 That's nuts. 10.50 dollars an hour and you're risking your life every day by being outnumbered in an enclosed prison? That is ridiculously low pay. When a grocery worker gets paid more to fill up a few shelves, you know this whole correctional system is screwed up. I guess it's fine though, it's not like you were guarding dangerous prisoners or anything and low staffing will make prisons more dangerous. Can't see that happening

    • @Rizzerio1
      @Rizzerio1 Před 2 lety +9

      Lol sounds like what’s going on in healthcare.

    • @nerothalmor8382
      @nerothalmor8382 Před 2 lety +10

      Not sure about can’t fail anybody. I just wasn’t through the GA dept of Corrections basic academy and that started with 100 and finished off with 54.
      Now, that is a tiny class compared to the 300 that would have started last year before All this but yeah. It’s Krazy going into shift with 8 people instead of 54

  • @carloshart2424
    @carloshart2424 Před 2 lety

    Omg. I love dis skit. Ur great bro.

  • @iidentifyaskingoftheuniver1928

    Ngl The last part got me🤣🤣🤣

  • @rticle15
    @rticle15 Před 2 lety +686

    Since the dawn of time, the hiring and firing processes have always been the biggest flaw in police work. A lot of normal folks got turned away while way too many abusive knuckleheads were welcomed with open arms.

    • @ayoutubecommenter1827
      @ayoutubecommenter1827 Před 2 lety +103

      Yeah. I'm a vet with flawless record and masters degree. My sisters husband and I were in hiring process for a local sheriffs office. Her husband got the job. Even though he has no military service, a 2 year degree, he is also a hardcore alcoholic (prior to police work too) his mother found him torturing baby chickens as a child on the farm, this guy has 2 speeding tickets and is abusive as hell to my sister and their daughter...both of which have been hospitalized due to injuries from him.
      Somehow I was rejected vs that!?!??!
      I only applied because I wanted to ensure he didnt get the job, and I knew that I had all qualifications above and beyond him. But...hes mexican, so maybe a Diversity quota...

    • @Robbedem
      @Robbedem Před 2 lety +94

      @@ayoutubecommenter1827 no, it's not the diversity quota. It's because people seek people that are like them.
      So the sherrif wanted someone like him and you sisters husband was just a better match. ;)

    • @Mr.Classic91
      @Mr.Classic91 Před 2 lety +15

      @@ayoutubecommenter1827 I'd personally choose non veterans over veterans if I were hiring for the police.

    • @nalivai4862
      @nalivai4862 Před 2 lety +3

      Some argue that it's by design, and it's hard to disagree with them

    • @ShadowLynx777
      @ShadowLynx777 Před 2 lety +9

      @@samusiran2243
      I have family in PD and I can assure you they're were shitty humans before joining, now they're worse

  • @neptune6852
    @neptune6852 Před 2 lety +262

    “Hey we noticed that your grandfather bought you a lego police set for your 6th birthday 16 years ago and we just want to let you we decided you’d be a great fit for the Seattle Police Department. What’s that? You live in Jacksonville? ... yeah that’s fine don’t worry about it, we’ll send someone to pick you up and we’ll pay for your rent, just have your stuff packed and we’ll get you on over.”

    • @Cincy32
      @Cincy32 Před 2 lety +1

      🤣

    • @kayproper966
      @kayproper966 Před 2 lety +10

      Jacksonville? Ouu shit lol, being a cop out there has got to feel like signing up for a tour of duty

    • @nickmyers4681
      @nickmyers4681 Před 2 lety +9

      Jakistan baby

    • @bigboineptune9567
      @bigboineptune9567 Před 2 lety +9

      That's ridiculously inaccurate.
      If they paid for someone's rent in Seattle, they would be bankrupt in a month.

    • @neptune6852
      @neptune6852 Před 2 lety

      @@bigboineptune9567 Nice name

  • @Unknown-Unknown.
    @Unknown-Unknown. Před 11 měsíci +1

    When I applied for this Department back in 2014, there were about *800* other applicants. And I was 1 of the 33 that got selected. You had to literally sell your soul to the devil to get hired. I no longer work for that Department, but last I heard, the last process had about 41 applicants.

  • @carlisrael874
    @carlisrael874 Před 2 lety +1

    I remember when I applied, they found a time when 17. I didn't get arrested or anything. I was walking home with my friends at night. The officer asked what we were doing, and asked for my ID. Had to fill out like four pages.

  • @brotherbroseph1416
    @brotherbroseph1416 Před 2 lety +140

    A friend of mine who works as a cop near seattle says over 250 cops have quit the seattle force. They are moving to rural areas and getting picked up by the county departments that don’t work Seattle.

    • @LopsidedMoz
      @LopsidedMoz Před 2 lety +35

      Not surprised with all the hate cops have gotten recently

    • @vbp1996sx
      @vbp1996sx Před 2 lety +44

      Truly understandable. Trash cities like Seattle do not even deserve a police force. We should just bull a fucking wall around it and let them go apeshit anarchist

    • @eidorian101
      @eidorian101 Před 2 lety +18

      @@vbp1996sx Hahahaha. Still crying about Seattle?
      They can work in bumfuck middle of nowhere and make half.

    • @dogestranding5047
      @dogestranding5047 Před 2 lety +23

      @@eidorian101 Yeah or live in Seattle or some other big city and get charged with a crime for justifiably doing your job?

    • @chonolith
      @chonolith Před 2 lety +31

      @@eidorian101 if they’re outside Seattle and make half that sounds fine anyway- cost of living is stupid in Seattle right now. Who cares if you’re making half if all the costs are half too.

  • @marius666
    @marius666 Před 2 lety +321

    About 10-15 cops are resigning from the NYPD per day. The last graduating class (Aug 2021) I believe was less than 400. NYPD is so desperate for recruits they were recruiting at homeless shelters.

    • @calebleeson5662
      @calebleeson5662 Před 2 lety +41

      If this is factual that’s so sad

    • @CarrotConsumer
      @CarrotConsumer Před 2 lety +43

      Sounds like something you made up.

    • @Mrofficer2u
      @Mrofficer2u Před 2 lety +23

      Same with baltimore losing more officer then they can hire

    • @Witnessmoo
      @Witnessmoo Před 2 lety +1

      You are joking!

    • @marius666
      @marius666 Před 2 lety +57

      @@CarrotConsumer you either don't live in NY, or have never needed cops for anything. Either way, go to your nearest "hood" which you definitely avoid every day of your life, and ask how often the cops are there.

  • @ShootDaily
    @ShootDaily Před 2 lety +1

    Freakin instant classic I luv it, may have to go reapply 😉

  • @dallasryder8125
    @dallasryder8125 Před 2 lety +1

    After my first deployment, I applied for a city police department in Texas. Ended up not passing the written “psychological” part. Which took maybe 2 months. A week later the department got hemmed up, with officers writing fake tickets and shit. Like a dozen officers lost their peace officer licenses. I was glad, I didn’t get selected with that department lol. Ended up being an instructor with the Army, deployed again then got put in a great position on the civilian side.
    2021 recruiting is definitely true now lol. No one wants to really be a LEO, without an agenda. Firefighter FTW 🙌🏾

  • @scott8908
    @scott8908 Před 2 lety +130

    When I applied to be a custody deputy for a sheriffs office, my background investigator was seriously freaking out over a non moving violation I got when I was in high school. He was upset that I didn’t include it in my backgrounds packet, even though I got that small ticket years prior. That was back in 2016. Crazy difference today.

    • @medicchester
      @medicchester Před 2 lety +9

      Texas DFW departments require crime for their applicants. I have zero moving violations, zero things on my background, honorable military discharge of three years as a medic, one in Iraq. They said no to me plenty of times, due to no felonies, I can't get hired.

    • @blackoutkr8183
      @blackoutkr8183 Před 2 lety +18

      @@medicchester sounds like bullshit but okay

    • @boomerkobold3943
      @boomerkobold3943 Před 2 lety +2

      @C D got to make sure you have people willing to violate the Constitution on the force !!

  • @christiansilva6004
    @christiansilva6004 Před 2 lety +85

    The problem is that the police department looked for people with clean wraps top down. But the best moral people I’ve met were people who dealt with evil and turn their life around. People who were monsters but found purpose to be good. Those were the best people I’ve ever met in my life.

    • @Drekromancer
      @Drekromancer Před 2 lety +19

      This shit right here. Truly reformed criminals would be the best cops - because they understand the process by which a person turns to crime, and they understand how to bring someone back.

    • @zakspop
      @zakspop Před 2 lety +13

      @@Drekromancer You have a point. The best drug rehab counselors are reformed junkies.

    • @TheEvilCheesecake
      @TheEvilCheesecake Před 2 lety +8

      You have the same problem as the people you're criticising: you're both marking out a group of people that numbers in the tens of thousands, and saying that all of those people are either monsters or heroes. Every person has strengths and flaws, and no sweeping description like yours is useful in finding people good at a job.

    • @christiansilva6004
      @christiansilva6004 Před 2 lety +4

      @@TheEvilCheesecake my dearest friend, I believe you mistaken my point. I am only saying that the police’s old practices for hiring, I don’t know their current policy, excluded people who were more exceptional than some police officers I know now.
      The policy practices of refusing to hire someone with say a record, even though the record was more than 7 years old, and the person legit turn their life around, are a hinderance to hiring good police officers. I’m not saying hire everyone with a criminal record. I’m saying allow the policies to be flexible when there’s an obviously good candidate to be a police officer. Again, I’m not saying take anyone with a record, there are ways to qualify individuals.

    • @sexyalien806
      @sexyalien806 Před 2 lety +1

      Thanks dems! Alienating cops causing even worse community relations!

  • @lizslilcorneroftheinstitution

    lmfao!! This just made my morning!

  • @wyattgoodale2403
    @wyattgoodale2403 Před 2 lety

    This is a great short

  • @DXChrisCross
    @DXChrisCross Před 2 lety +116

    When I applied to be a police officer in 2004, over 3,000 applicants showed up to take the written exam. This was to fill 28 spots in a single academy class that was held once every 2 years. Now, they have 6 to 8 academy classes a year and hardly anyone shows up to even test. They have lowered the standards so much over the years. It's crazy.

    • @a6m3reisen8
      @a6m3reisen8 Před 2 lety +52

      Funny that, people have seen the abuse police must suffer and how thankless and almost criminally underpaid they are. How a individual police officer will be thrown under the bus just to appease the outrage mob. Even before all the facts and the reality of the situatuon has come out.

    • @sergeantrandomusmc
      @sergeantrandomusmc Před 2 lety +19

      @@a6m3reisen8 That is true. Unfortunately, the police have a number of high profile cases where they failed to police themselves, and now the microscope is on them. Police are going to have to get a LOT better at A) preventing the idiots and bullies from getting into the departments to begin with, and B) re-evaluate officers at a more regular interval because that job can cause trauma/ PTSD that sours good cops and they become bad ones.
      **Its an exceedingly complex issue all around, and the "twittiots" that want everything to fit into a 300 character boolean sound byte are never going to be placated.

    • @twentysecondcenturywoman
      @twentysecondcenturywoman Před 2 lety +23

      You can thank the media for demonizing cops and praising criminals like GF & BLM.

    • @Tank50us
      @Tank50us Před 2 lety +12

      @@twentysecondcenturywoman The sad thing is, if the officers hadn't taken him out of the squad car, he'd still be alive (and terrorizing the area or in prison) today. And the TCA is still reeling from the damage that BLM and AF did... so... anyone who wants to claim it was peaceful, just come down to the Twin Cities... the damage is still very much visible, and last I checked, the FSGF is still in place. Criminals now like to run there when they're running from the law because that area might as well be another country.

    • @G1ennbeckismyher0
      @G1ennbeckismyher0 Před 2 lety +2

      @@Tank50us saint Floyd died for our sins, amem

  • @Ebolacrash
    @Ebolacrash Před 2 lety +61

    "any felonies ? .......hmmmm anyone die ? ROFL

  • @toastthemost2473
    @toastthemost2473 Před 2 lety

    I didn't think I'd find myself giggling at this, but I did.

  • @kylefleming1412
    @kylefleming1412 Před 2 lety +1

    Funny video. I graduated college in 2012 with a degree in criminal justice. Watched a lot of people with four year college degree struggle to get jobs as officers. Now no one wants to do it. It’s a tough, thankless job with grueling hours, mediocre pay, etc. I’m thankful I avoided being an officer altogether. Also thankful for the good ones who do it.

  • @joshuaoneill3118
    @joshuaoneill3118 Před 2 lety +292

    It's funny because a buddy I used to work with around 2010 was trying to become a police officer. He would literally tell us stories like this. Where he passed onto the next phase, which was still insanely difficult with a million applicants and still not be anywhere close to done.

    • @JuanGarcia-ep7kc
      @JuanGarcia-ep7kc Před 2 lety +17

      1 job opening. 80 something applicants. I had to outcharm and be a good enough fit. But I made it to the final 3. I didn't get it. Lost out to some Sarge's daughter who was a legacy hire basically it looks like. I was considered a reserve hire if any postings opened up though. Ha

    • @John_3563
      @John_3563 Před 2 lety +3

      Problem is cops are not all bad but forget that it’s gotten to the point where you are targeted if you become a cop and you will get harassed daily it’s not a job people want anymore but boy are people going to be begging for cops when they have none to protect them and stop shootings from turning into neighborhood massacres

    • @G8tr1522
      @G8tr1522 Před 2 lety +3

      @@John_3563 nobody said they're all bad. The video was making the point that they have gotten _worse_ . Something should be done. And while i appreciate their sacrifices, i hate when someone tries to minimize and avoid the issue by saying "they're not all bad". This doesn't fix the problem.

    • @Rodgerwilco91
      @Rodgerwilco91 Před 2 lety

      Yeah that was before everyone filmed cops and all the bullies could just beat people up with immunity.

    • @Rodgerwilco91
      @Rodgerwilco91 Před 2 lety

      @@John_3563 hahahahahahahahha

  • @joeylindblom9421
    @joeylindblom9421 Před 2 lety +371

    This literally happened to me the other day, met a SGT at the gas station and we started talking. He was like PLEASE apply we are 23 officers short. Due to not being a citizen I was not allowed to even apply… legal green card holder. Can own guns, work, travel and join the military.
    God forbid I applied to a understaffed job that are desperate for people, being bilingual and a college graduate xD

    • @josiahhardy
      @josiahhardy Před 2 lety +10

      Sadly sounds very true… sad but true

    • @bradhaines3142
      @bradhaines3142 Před 2 lety +67

      how dare you come across the border legally. you're supposed to be illegal so you can live off of federal loopholes and never pay taxes

    • @wilfdarr
      @wilfdarr Před 2 lety +6

      It's not like the current crop knows what the constitution is, I'm sure you couldn't do worse!

    • @100Mmore
      @100Mmore Před 2 lety +50

      @@bradhaines3142 Illegal immigrants still pay taxes lol, there’s a giant base of the the tax filing industry that relies on doing taxes for undocumented people

    • @MrBassmann15
      @MrBassmann15 Před 2 lety +11

      @Great White Joining the military is a way for you to get your citizenship. It really shows that you love your new country.

  • @improvisewitme
    @improvisewitme Před rokem

    This video is so spot on

  • @ImChurro
    @ImChurro Před 2 lety +66

    Me: person who smokes weed
    Also me: good soul, college educated, strong, willing to help the public, jump into danger, save a burning soul, not racist, not trigger happy.
    Police station: but you smoke weed so no thanks we’ll stay understaffed

    • @Sleepy2000
      @Sleepy2000 Před 2 lety +2

      same here reached out to my recruiter and he said i have to wait 1.5 years since i smoked a couple months ago

    • @neildavid10
      @neildavid10 Před 2 lety +5

      Luckily in Canada some departments allow u to smoke when off duty. The military allows u to smoke but u can’t smoke within 8 hours of reporting for duty.

    • @Sleepy2000
      @Sleepy2000 Před 2 lety +1

      @@neildavid10 damn wish they did that here...in my opinion its similar to alcohol but i guess the departments here think differently

    • @RevertedRashidah
      @RevertedRashidah Před 2 lety

      Seriously though!!!

    • @neildavid10
      @neildavid10 Před 2 lety +2

      @@Sleepy2000 yeah I don’t even understand why it’s even a schedule 1 drug tbh. It doesn’t even fit the criteria for a schedule 1 drug. When u look at the DEA’s website they explain the criteria and it doesn’t even check a single box. It’s really just an agenda and idk why they haven’t legalized it federally, seeing that a lot of states have already legalized it.

  • @GetOffTheLawn
    @GetOffTheLawn Před 2 lety +54

    When I got on the department they told me there was a 1 in 500 chance I would get hired (1999). When I left the dept in 2016 (medically retired) we were practically begging people to do it. Sad.

  • @MattBoone_
    @MattBoone_ Před 2 lety +931

    I applied to several police departments about 8 years ago and absolutely hated myself because I could never get selected. Looking back I'm totally satisfied that I didn't have to make a career out of law enforcement.

    • @takingbackfrydae
      @takingbackfrydae Před 2 lety +16

      Wouldn't want to get in the way of pulling weeds in the motorbay or getting yelled at by top because your barracks room is filled with keyboards.

    • @codyboone9229
      @codyboone9229 Před 2 lety +3

      I think we are cousins.

    • @Marcella_Parker
      @Marcella_Parker Před 2 lety +14

      What crazy is at the time some of the guys who are killing Americans and protecting the rich were hired at that time. Like you could have been classmates with the people we are watching fail the people. Nuts man

    • @benlovell9860
      @benlovell9860 Před 2 lety +5

      Just look at it like god blessing you man you never know what couldve happened to you if you had been hired

    • @pallaciccione7885
      @pallaciccione7885 Před 2 lety +19

      @@tynj4173 whats wrong with attacking the members of a corrupt organization?

  • @TheEdMonix
    @TheEdMonix Před 2 lety +2

    My father runs a law enforcement academy. Since taking over 10 years ago he has more than doubled the required hours to graduate, and as an educator he will state it is nowhere near enough. His opinion is that police officers lack community interaction outside of enforcing laws, which has led to them being opposed to their communities as instead of being involved in their communities. The old concept of a beat cop doesn’t really exist. The concept of a second chance is fading.

  • @theslickbrick_F-250
    @theslickbrick_F-250 Před 2 lety +3

    I wish they had people with records as cops. No officer I have met has been in a good mood.

  • @pineappleparty1624
    @pineappleparty1624 Před 2 lety +64

    Oh! Make a skit where people are receiving letter invitations to Hogwarts and when they all arrive it's just the police station :P

    • @boarfaceswinejaw4516
      @boarfaceswinejaw4516 Před 2 lety +1

      "always use your wand, harry!"
      "what if they're unarmed?"
      "always use your wand, harry"

  • @usmccoop
    @usmccoop Před 2 lety +230

    I tried to apply to several police departments a decade ago. I was often denied because of concerns w/ my combat experience in the USMC Infantry. I'm still perplexed as to how that was viewed as a negative... Either way, I wouldn't consider applying to another police department even if they promised me a 1 million dollar signing bonus after that experience!

    • @jacksmith6965
      @jacksmith6965 Před 2 lety +68

      Same. I found out later that most PDs flag vets because of concerns of use of force. Studies showed that vets tend to be more aggressive in confrontational settings and have no bones about pacifying threats.

    • @gokublack8342
      @gokublack8342 Před 2 lety +21

      @@jacksmith6965 Some threats need to be pacified tired of my tax dollars feeding worthless criminals in jail

    • @account-pending-deletion
      @account-pending-deletion Před 2 lety +100

      @@gokublack8342 Keep that same energy about your "tax dollars" the next time politicians in Washington decide to give breaks to billionaires and massive corporations for literally nothing. Keep that same energy the next time they start bitching about not having enough money to fix your roads and schools but find trillions to spend on bombing the Middle East.
      But yeah, no, feeding people in jail is the real issue with taxation in the US.

    • @gokublack8342
      @gokublack8342 Před 2 lety +11

      @@account-pending-deletion Those are all also problems but when troubleshooting you fix the simple problems first instead of letting serial killers murderors pedos etc live their lives in prison they should just be executed one bullet is alot cheaper than feeding and clothing that trash for the rest of their lives. Besides they destroyed people's lives why should they get to live anyway?

    • @account-pending-deletion
      @account-pending-deletion Před 2 lety +56

      @@gokublack8342 I'm just gonna be honest, you sound like you have a really immature and underdeveloped understanding of how the justice/legal system/world works if you think just carte blanche prisoner executions are the solution to your gripes with taxation. But whatever dude, luckily we don't kill people based on the opinions of youtube commenters.

  • @elchapodagoat6933
    @elchapodagoat6933 Před 2 lety +1

    “Did anyone die? Okay cool cmon in” 🤣

  • @ItsAshaMac
    @ItsAshaMac Před rokem

    😂😂😂 accurate!! It’s like Detroit Metro PD circa 1999 all over again

  • @dullahan7677
    @dullahan7677 Před 2 lety +21

    This is a 100% true story. I worked with a guy some years back during the time McDonald's was getting on the free wireless internet train. He comes into work one evening clearly agitated. I ask "What's wrong?". He responds with his own question. "What's the sign a McDonald's that says "WiFi is here." mean? (He pronouces WiFi as wiffy). I explain it all to him only to find out that he had just come from the drive thru and ordered a "wiffy with cheese". The girl refused his order because she thought it was some kind of prank. He then goes inside and tries to straighten everything out and the entire McDonald's workforce start laughing hysterically. He storms out and comes straight to work, where I let him in on the joke. The point of this story is that less than a week after this gem occurred, he was hired by our local PD.

    • @tranidite
      @tranidite Před 2 lety

      If this is true then god damn the police are worthless.

  • @turtleshell7122
    @turtleshell7122 Před 2 lety +46

    Police recruiting 2030: “Do you have a pulse?”

    • @apocalypse420x4
      @apocalypse420x4 Před 2 lety +2

      hey don't be lifeist there not zombies there mortally challenged

    • @McClimber234
      @McClimber234 Před 2 lety

      That has been the standard for years already.

    • @jonathanstache1634
      @jonathanstache1634 Před 2 lety

      It’s becoming like infantry for the Army. That’s the sad truth.

  • @volkswagenhawk7094
    @volkswagenhawk7094 Před 2 lety

    I worked as a paramedic around this time and this is exactly what every department was like to get on

  • @Y_I_DIY
    @Y_I_DIY Před 2 lety

    Dawg this is spot on 🤣🤣🤣

  • @Pkemstr1
    @Pkemstr1 Před 2 lety +117

    This is a 100% Maricopa County Sheriff's Office, my interview was literally just talking to two detectives and two deputies and they pass you on and you just show up for your fitness test the next day.

    • @WaterDrinker666
      @WaterDrinker666 Před 2 lety +13

      Maricopa’s police force is pretty notorious for being one of the worst in the country so it’s honestly not surprising

    • @deadgamer24
      @deadgamer24 Před 2 lety +8

      Hey leave them alone they got dirt to protect

    • @AH-64Apacheattackhelicopter
      @AH-64Apacheattackhelicopter Před 2 lety

      They are so stupid tbh

    • @caitlinjopepe541
      @caitlinjopepe541 Před 2 lety

      @@deadgamer24 we gotta look after those saguaros

    • @M340mike
      @M340mike Před 2 lety +1

      That’s funny I did the whole process with MCSO and said nahhhh after doing literally everything 😂

  • @NmanXwantedX
    @NmanXwantedX Před 2 lety +290

    I was in the police academy at the beginning of 2020 and made it to week 12 of 14 before Covid shut down everything, including the academy. Took 3 months for the academy to open back up, and I did a lot of thinking in that time and decided not to go back. I think it is one of the best decisions I've ever made.

    •  Před 2 lety +5

      Dude you wasted so much money man

    • @NmanXwantedX
      @NmanXwantedX Před 2 lety +50

      @ No, sir! I did not. I got payed to go to the academy by my agency and was payed while working for them when the academy was shut down. Made enough to go back to school and change careers with no debt. No money wasted, only gained lol

    •  Před 2 lety +1

      @@NmanXwantedX What agency?

    • @NmanXwantedX
      @NmanXwantedX Před 2 lety +7

      @ Not a major one you would know. Small town in American suburbia.

    • @thanosianthemadtitanic
      @thanosianthemadtitanic Před 2 lety +36

      @ deez nutz incoporated

  • @basedsketch4133
    @basedsketch4133 Před 2 lety

    This made my day

  • @mastakush4272
    @mastakush4272 Před 2 lety +4

    It's take more schooling to practice law then it does to enforce the law.

  • @kylehandrahan6953
    @kylehandrahan6953 Před 2 lety +28

    As someone who desperately wanted that job and jumped through all those hoops in 2008 and 2011 - nah, I think I'll pass nowadays.

    • @MrMann-gt1eh
      @MrMann-gt1eh Před 2 lety +2

      SAME!

    • @australium7374
      @australium7374 Před 2 lety +1

      @An aid worker loading water that’s today. Ten years ago it was to a lesser extent, but now politics has now become affiliated with the police 100%

    • @Fearior
      @Fearior Před 2 lety

      @An aid worker loading water It depends if your morals and ethics are Law & Order (Nation) oriented or People oriented.

  • @Wintercourse
    @Wintercourse Před 2 lety +402

    Pretty soon they will just start hiring out of Prison, "Want an early parole, sign up for 10 years!"

    • @desertpinoy5616
      @desertpinoy5616 Před 2 lety +13

      A joke now, but isn’t that what they did for low-crime prison inmates for misdemeanor’s to get them in the military with a waver?

    • @tetrobro5182
      @tetrobro5182 Před 2 lety +5

      That sounds like the military but with less…risk honestly

    • @BathtubEnjoyer
      @BathtubEnjoyer Před 2 lety +4

      @sheparddog117 giving criminals a second chance is dystopia, apparently

    • @mellowsign
      @mellowsign Před 2 lety +6

      @sheparddog117 Statistically it's still a way safer job than Pizza delivery driver

    • @Healedsqeesh
      @Healedsqeesh Před 2 lety +1

      @sheparddog117 love this guy

  • @BratzDoll03
    @BratzDoll03 Před rokem +1

    Hollering!! 😭🤣😭🤣😭🤣😭🤣🤣