"Every Day I S_ _T My Pants" | Creepypasta Storytime
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Aw hell yea Let’s gooooo raid
No, raid shadow legends is literally cancer, you should be ashamed for plugging them
Of all the sponsorsships you could take, why those asshats?
@@mwbgaming28 dude it’s just a sponsor .__. Like it ain’t even like dat...
@@lit8689 they don't deserve the publicity
Creepypastas then: Theres an evil tall octopus man with no face that kidnaps children and you cant stop him
Creepypastas now:
Also ted the caver though
@@astroyeaster9464 I never finished it I always ended up sleeping and forgetting everything 🤣
@@Prettyboysteezy you gotta listen to it during the day that's the trick
This is scarier. Especially since I have a stomach flu type of thing now😭
@@Prettyboysteezy Listen to the reupload on the SomeOrdinaryArchives channel
Anxiety: Get ready for another spooky stor- *reads title*
💩
*surprised Pikachu face*😮
😂
My thoughts exactly lol
Confusion
“You can’t un-shit yo pants “
-Socrates o’ here
Yoshikage Kira: "Challenge accepted!"
Yoshikage Kira: _"『KILLER QUEEN!』 BITES ZA DUSTO!"_
@@KingInYellowTatters 😀sir whhhhhhhhhhhhhat
“I think i just shit my pants, im not sure though, let me check....yup”
I had a dream that I went to the outhouse there was background fear then I woke up in deep breath
I can already tell this is going to be fucking amazing
Yah’da
Good cause I had a shitty day...
@@Grandmas_Favorite....
New 2022 be like.
@@Grandmas_Favorite the 5tory 5ound5 5hit already (my 5 key doe5n't work and thi5 probably ruined my whole joke.. ;l
Every day these fictional horror story creepy pasta titles get more realistic EVERDAY
FINALLY a pasta I can relate to!
IBS isn't funny soon we will make them all know our pain.
@@METALMAN4Wii Na homies don’t deserve the pin of being keeled over dying for a couple hours
@@bendymelons1133 Ummm ok I was talking about once those Olestra Potato Chips comeback?
Ya'll OK?
Same
Mom he’s being weird again
Seems like a normal day with ulcerative colitis and crohns disease, had them for the last 15 years, I'm 35 now. It's also flat lined me 4 times from blood loss.
Jokes aside, as someone who has had severe stomach problems before, this is singlehandedly the most uncomfortable and terrified I've ever been of a pasta.
I have been having horrible cramps since yesterday. My back is aching and I feel like I would die. But this makes me feel better, because I know it isn't _that_ bad.
Is it?
Fairly certain they don't put you into hospital beds with your clothes on.
Edit: "My dad says only babies have accidents." Man, that broke my heart.
Only babies have accidents
Me: Son you better be sh*ting with resolve!! You better be wearing your brown pants and like it. You think Superman has accidents? Hell no! He wears spandex and nothing slides through that ass of steel. When you shit son shit with pride and a twinkle in your eye!!!
Tears dribbled down my cheeks, while shit dribbled down my legs.
as someone who has intestinal issues, this is the scariest creepypasta you've ever read lol.
The titles on these things get better everyday
I'll be honest, I was expecting a crappypasta by the title.
This....this got grim.
It still is a crappypasta💩
I was expecting one of those funny horror stories like the dude ate a cursed Carolina Reaper and shat lava or something. Instead I got mysterious Ebola bugs.
Titles about a year ago: My familly member had a secret _____
Titles now: PeePee PooPoo spooky DooDoo
It rhymes!
@@pan8831 OF COURSE IT DOES! WHAT DO YOU TAKE YT COMMENTERS FOR? HEATHENS!? *Scoffs snootaly*
Reads title
Haha this should be good
Listens to the creepypasta
Oh hell no, make it stop those poor people.
This is by far THE FUCKING WORST HORROR SITUATION. Honestly christ man just have a eldritch horror monster stick me in a time loop forever.
I would choose to be stuck in a room with offenderman over this shit! Pun intended! lol
As someone who has had chronic digestive issues for the past 28 years I can relate. My doctor doesn't know what causes it but suspects my diabetes, and it's never consistent and can be caused by something as simple as toast on the worse days. Thankfully it isn't as bad as the story, I go through a lot of pepto and anti diahareal.
As a Mexican who eats Mexican food everyday, I relate to this title heavily 🇲🇽
Bruh lmao
@@bryestfig ha
Lmao
don’t they have “chipot-away” there?
💩👖
Finally, a Creepypasta for IBS patients!
also, maybe imagining this just hits close to home, but I don't think a horror story has ever made me consistently feel like I'm going to faint before, so well done
This title is bringing back horrible memories for me
Drop the story op
@@pan8831 because it's happened to me twice both accidents 1 at the end of school and the other time at a Chinese restaurant
@Atlantic MilkLord lemon chicken
Hey, he did try to warn the driver, it's her fault for not listening
Not to be cliche, but I'm low-key shaking because of how much this reminds me of my (and friends') bad menstruation days. The collapsing, the inability to move, and in the worst cases, uncontrollable pants-shitting 😭
This made me feel uncomfortable, god this was such a sad but well told story!
i am laughing so hard cuz of this story and i am not sure if it is with or at the story
Everyday I Soot My Pants Is a dedicated story depicting the struggles of farmers and their struggles to keep their pants clean after working long hours on the fields.
I think I just sh*t 😳 myself laughing at this! 😆 Because this almost happened to me today...I laugh as a positive approach to a very real problem 🤷♀️
Raid has only been around for 2 years? I swear it feels like a hundred.
Then again 2020 was one of those years and it qualifies for 365 years all on it's own.
I genuinely thought this was going to be one of those stupid ones that gets in every so often, but then it turns out it's ALL TOO POSSIBLE. Who knows when you're going to get some kind of superbug that fires up a fatal intestinal maelstrom?
Every morning I break my legs, every afternoon I break my arms, and at night I lay awake in agony until my heart attacks put me to sleep...
Some guys have all the luck...... I WAS BORN WITH GLASS BONES AND PAPER SKIN.
This story was legitimately horrific, and written VERY well.
"Crohns disease" -the creepypasta
despite the title, i actually found this one really, really great. good work creeps!
Guess this was a really *crappy* situation.... I’ll see myself out
if someone has to go poop and they ask you to pull over.. you pull over
Casually scrolling through youtube. "I SHAT MYSELF" welp time for bed.
"Was this a symptom of Covid?"
I assure you we would have a cure by now if it was. ...Trump caught it, after all. He would have thrown as much of his own and the nation's $$$ at it as he could to prevent it ever happening to him, again.
@@KingInYellowTatters Or he'd try to nuke the rest of the world, so no one remembers him painting the white house brown.
@@KingInYellowTatters He had it, he just didn't notice the difference since he was used to shit constantly pouring out of him.
More like E. coli
Or dysentery
Angry Fish: "You WHAT!?"
Monster 1: I make rules that if broken you die...
Monster 2: I haunt people through an old movie...
Monster 3: I just make a guy void his bowels everyday...because I want him to...
VOID THE BOWELS
Monster three is diabolical 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Monster 3 needs a DeviantArt account.
I heavily relate to monster #3. Which im pretty sure is why the universe never granted me superpowers. I would absolutely use them for (mostly) evil.
I love when your stories come full circle with each other. So I suppose this is what happened to all the bugs that Avery tibbits flushed down the drain.
I thought this was a follow-up to that story but I think it's by a different author! Both bloody good though.
I'm not familiar with that other author but I like my parasitic bugs.
you have the "runs" then he got the "can't runs"
Holy shit, this reminds me of a time I got food poisoning in India a few years back because this girl forced me to eat some street food. I was going to the bathroom literally every 20 minutes on the 12 hr plane ride back home, but all that came out was red. The burning in my ass and the pain in my stomach is indescribable and worse yet, I had absolutely nowhere to go and was in a very uncomfortable environment. It was the closest approximation in my life I've experienced to hell on Earth. Once I got home, I was bed-ridden for weeks with the same symptoms. To this day, I still can't eat certain foods or I'll get extreme stomach cramps for an entire day and can do nothing but lay on the couch and cry myself to sleep. Never try street food people. Never try it
holy fuck
What did you eat!?
@@ManlyBog6448 i was with this Indian girl that I was dating at the time and she strongly encouraged me to try some pani puri from a seaside vendor in Northern Bombay. She was fine because she grew up there, but me, not so much.
Silent Hill 5: The Plane
@@perrybb2 Jesus man, im so sorry
Mom? Dad? Come get me he’s being weird again.
SOOOO SCARYYYY
I have IBS this is real life
You are not alone!
This has to be read in a deep deep deeeeep voice and the title has to be the first line spoken.... I haven’t actually started yet but that would be hilarious
As someone who loves ice cream and is extremely lactose intolerant, I relate to this story.
“Wtf of wrong with you.”
“I told you to pull over 🤷♀️”
This story is solid X FILE one, and the story before this one about the pig, those two are solid gold.
5:11 The breath you take in when you know you've just started a story about pants shitting and know that you have to keep going.
Raid creepypasta when? Two years of terror.
Anyone else amazed at how fast he can speak Clearly?! This is his SuperPower💯
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So this is what the sugar free gummy bears do to you...
Aww.. poor little boy. He had a mean dad! 😢
finally a creepypasta about kaitlin bennet
me, needing to use the bathroom in the middle of this: oh HELL no.
i instantly lost respect for that uber lady
You had me at "shit my pants" lmfao
Oh man you have truly outdone yourself on this narration. The story is good, gross is always good. However your narration man. The part where they are all in the hospital room and the lady in the bed is crying and begging for help and for it to stop . Man, I actually stopped listening to a creepypasta and became completely invested in that lady's anguish. It's just a character in a story but as a person, that's how deep your narration took me. Holy hell I've never felt for a character like that since reading Paul Sheldon's hobbling In Stephen king's novel Misery. The dark humor in this surprised a couple of guilty chuckles . Your voice acting has reached new levels though you should be so proud of this very strange addition to your library. Funnily enough I think it was a Friday (NZ time) that the strange case of the guys explosives ass gas and the transient devouring critters was released. This could be a sequel to that, actually I will have to check the author. Anyhoo while so many people seem fixated on trolling your sponsor for this video I wanted you to know just how absolutely bloody awesome you have done on this production and eagerly look forward to the next flex of your ever developing talent.
These recent gross-out stories have been fantastic. Keep it up, I’m loving it
This is not the creepy pasta to listen to while you're driving down the interstate at night looking for a rest area to crap.
I’d love some1 to film it😂
well, that certainly left an impression on me
that woman in the uber was like: (Respect lost)
*Glances up to the sky*
That's rough buddy.
Taking a whole new meaning to crappypasta
Lactose intolerance at the most extreme.
I do too! Twins!
16:27 GET OUT OF MY HEAD
It amazes me how he could read through this without laughing.
I wish I could help out enough that my favorite narrators didn't have to sell out to Raid wallet legends.
I thought this would be a dark humor one, but now I'm regretting listening lol. Your narration was amazing by the way! ❤❤
I get the uber driver being disgusted, but this guy SAID to "pull over" AND he's heading to the fricking HOSPITAL and it's only TWO MORE BLOCKS AWAY. Seriously! Be a hero and take the poor guy the rest of the way. The sh*ts already in your car ANYWAY. (or call an ambulance if you really can't handle it!)
Finally a relatable creepypasta!
I...I kinda wanna know what happens next. What sounds like an immature dumb joke could make for a thrilling series given the grim turn this took.
Am I the only in tears laughing? I never thought a case of mud butt would make a good creepy pasta. 😆
What a shytty situation! 🤣🤦🏻♀️🤷🏻♀️
I feel like the best remedy to both slow down the bugs and help the pain would have been to put all these people on a high dose dilauded drip. The bugs would slow down or possibly die from injesting the narcotic and the people would be so high they wouldn't even notice the pain. It may or may not stop the constant defication as well. And it would make it easier for the doctors and nurses to care for the patients and run the proper tests and scans and surgically remove the insects once they found them and repair the damage they caused.
Don't watch this with stomach issues..... It's painful
I don't think I've ever LMFAO so hard through so much of the first two-thirds of a narration in my life! Don't think I'm morbid, however, once the guy got to the hospital I quit laughing, but this was fantastic, man, thank you! 🙂✌👍
"Ship my pants? Right here? Ship my pants, you're kidding?"
Me with ulcerative colitis:
Pathetic, truly pathetic.
That was seriously messed up, also I could feel my stomach cramping while listening... That was special.
Oh no they got their disgusting fingers on Mr Creepypasta
Give him back RAID
GIVE HIM BACK
I didnt actually expect this story to be about shitting his pants
i got a "study with a missionary" ad before this..?
*RAID: SHADOW LEGENDS!!*
I was expecting a time loop.
The way this ended is gonna bug me and eat away at my mind when I'm trying to sleep.
I thought April 1st was in a couple of weeks lol
I mean.....it happens to all of us
I totally love that skull - skulls are my thing, you know.
This story will forever be known as "Uh Oh! Spaghetti-o's!" to me.
I think stewie said uh oh spidoodios
I mistakenly ate my dinner to this story haha
Saw the title as I'm on the toilet....
THIS IS WHAT YOU LIKE TO SEE BOYS!!
Not one of the boys but yep, you’re right
@@ulyanakuznetsov9808 so your 1 of the girls?
@@oisinlynch8427 I do believe I am, yes
@@ulyanakuznetsov9808 ok sorry didn’t mean to cause any awkwardness or create an argument between sexes
@@oisinlynch8427 Oh you need not worry, I was not offended in the least
My goodness. This was almost as horrifying as that one story where the guy accidentally squished his eyeball
What’s that one called?
No one:
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