THE BEST OF r/CREEPYPMS
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Almost an hour of the top posts from r/CreepyPms Reddit. Join the community subreddit at / emkay ! Video credits below.
Robin ► / @itsboobin
Slazo ► / slazo
Robin | did he ACTUALLY do it?: 00:00:00
Slazo | "I want a goth princess gf": 00:16:44
Robin | what is wrong with you?: 00:29:35 - Komedie
he saw the post on R/PUBERTY. THAT’S A CHILD
Which one
Let's just be happy for him that he didn't notice XD
That's a she I think
@@axe-tq2wn 4:23
@@axe-tq2wnaround 4:25
"Men are having to compete sexually with dogs" my brother in Christ WHAT DOES THIS MEAN. I have never felt so flabbergasted ever?!?!?!?!
A person saying that stuff is not a brother in christ
It means she sleeps with dogs,
because they're so cute and cuddly, and sleeping not alone is good
@@skaareen nah, that's definitely something I would expect a Christian to say
@@minestar2247 Jesus wasn't Christian, He's a Jew.
@@Sublime_1 he believed in god, and preached his word, so by definition it makes him a Jewish Muslim. But I don't want to get another religious debate under a good comment
"Men have to compete sexually with dogs"
They're literally called man's BESTFRIEND, i think women just like it when men are friendly with their [often lifelong] friends
Probably because that dog is more loyal and less creepy than people
Well that term was in the olden days where man meant all human kind instead of nowadays where its just refered as the male gender.
The word man still technically means all of humanity.
r/suddenlyspamton
Wait hold up-
I also think it's that they have or want a dog, and want a partner that won't hate their loving pet.
The thing that grosses me out is that i posted plenty to this sub when i had "I am a minor" in my bio (i wanted to lure creeps away), but the second i took that out of my bio, suddenly i get a lot less creepy dms
No more free posts?
@@minestar2247 just- dont.
@@minestar2247 Dw, I still have plenty of material. Just not all from reddit
The horror is real.
So this is what reddit has come to, a shit hole for creeps. Why?
4:49 one problem: this is probably an adult talking to (presumably) a young teenager since its r/puberty
yeah.
pov drake
As a goth; man, those two guys going 'goth princess' ESPECIALLY come off creepy to me. Long story short; yes, some men actually take the 'big t*ddy goth gf' meme so seriously that they start believing that's how goth women actually are, and yes, they actually act on that. Also; yes, they actually take that BS to real life by catcalling goth women in the street as well, I sadly have been the target of that myself. And many women in my subculture have been harassed and even attacked by men like that: No joke, one female goth CZcamsr almost had her choker LEASHED WITHOUT HER CONSENT. She could really only dodge it because she heard them whispering, and saw them holding it and pointing at her. Just saying; I was lucky that my catcaller didn't actually follow me, because he did turn around and look at me like he was gonna do that right before I had to turn a corner to get home. So to my fellow goth ladies; might just wanna straight-up report one of those kinds of creeps if you see 'em, and maybe contact authorities if they circumvent you blocking them. These guys actually are dangerous.
Some people just have no respect for others. Goth girls are gorgeous but that doesn't mean you have the right to harass like this. I'm sorry. Hope you're alright
"men have to sexualy compete with dogs"
*reads that again*
excuse me WHAT
Yeah for years men and dogs have been in a thousand year war to see who is better at ball retrieval and dogs have always been more proficient
Based on the fact that he called himself an incel, it's possibly the 'dogpill'.
Basically, a couple years back, Incels decided that every woman who owns a dog has had adult fun times with that dog, and would sooner do so with a dog than with an ugly man. They called this pearl of wisdom, which you can rest assured is very scientifically rigorous and not remotely pulled from their butts, 'the dogpill'.
@@lancerguy3667 u sure the cats didnt think this up?
@@s4sausage135 the incels are the closest thing to a cat
@@minestar2247 hey do not insult cats like that. They deserve better than to even be in the sentence.
10:46 not exactly. You're allowed to be on the teenagers subreddit if the problem you have is directly related to teenagers. For example I saw a mom asking whether or not guys still give corsages for prom
okay, that actually seems really cute :)
I mean true but that's not why that user was concerned here, their comments raised alarm. I'm in that sub despite being 28, because my mother in law's house is a foster home and at times i need help since the generational gaps are making some things hard. Never been questionned once. But then again i'm not calling teenagers hot and then claiming it's "a confidence boost."
That part was even creepier somehow. Bro really tried to excuse his behavior by whipping out the "it's just a compliment" card in a different font.
@@dramaticdog337 oh I was just informing the narrator about it and anyone else with that question. Of course I know it's immoral to creep like that
I lurked until I was about 23.
Once in awhile teens would ask about future stuff like college or adulthood, and I would give advice where I had some.
3:10 depending on the app, this is a killer opening.
Sure, it may not land, but at least it has like...the vibe of a joke that doesnt land instead of the vibe of someone being creepy.
Yea because it's Definitely a joke I'd try
Tbh, thats the kinda stuff i say to my mate
As a german I can confidently say that there is no town called "Some axony" in Germany and the bot must have been very badly coded.
Although that was probably obvious.
He probably meant Saxony, which isn't a town either but a region containing multiple towns.
Not even wild Some Axons?
I'm just amazed that the creepers are trying to use bots to chat up women, now.
I have no idea why this development surprises me.
Noah dude, Some anoxy is where my parents were born
This stuff makes me wonder why I'm so nervous about politely asking someone out. No matter what, it'll never be this bad 😂
The fact that people are subjected to this stuff makes me even more nervous about politely asking someone out. For me, ti's the feeling that one awkward or stupid comment, and they'll think, "Ugh, he's another creep."
you dropped this king 👑
@@VinemapleI'm pretty sure as long as you don't make sex comments you're good
Man people can be creepy sometimes and at the same time just as cringe. man give robin and slazo a hand for taking this creepy subreddit.
Yeah, who is Slazo? I like his voice, and his reactions are really wholesome.
@@Vinemaple Slazo is the owner of the channel and one of the original narrators ^^
Why doesn't he narrate anymore?
4:22 on r/f**king puberty, such a creepy guy
"I still don't get how you knew it was small" LMFAO
She is the pre-eminent one
Honestly things like this terrify me. I don't post photos of myself and get extremely uncomfortable when someone does bc I know that creepy people exist. Also WHY DO MEN THINK GIRLS WANNA KNOW THAT THEY'RE MASTURBATING OVER THEIR PHOTOS?!?!?! Bro if someone tells me that, idc if it's my husband, I'm not gonna feel comfortable.
People like this are why we need to normalize moats, because these people would so totally pull up and try to have it their way if you gave them the chance.
I'd love to have a moat around my house. Filled with alligators.
@@thelunchlady8276I’d fill it with thumbtacks, not trying to kill em
@@BiscuitFlash I like that even better. Thumbtacks, lemon juice and salt.
@@thelunchlady8276 and motor oil
@@BiscuitFlash no, this anti robbing fluid from ATMs and clothing stores. They're clearly marked for a couple of days to multiple weeks after that
12:55 My response to "Send nudes" would be just sending pictures of neutral/nude color makeup. It's technically what they asked for. But naked dude pics would get the message across much quicker.
Note to self: don't try to drink water while watching EmKay. "Omg, she killed him." I ALMOST DIED.
ALSO, FINALLY - SOMEONE OTHER THAN ME WHO LIKED THE MARIO BROS. MOVIE.
I get so much hate for saying that.
I personally find the concept of a dystopian, fungi-infested, koopa-led city to be very interesting. I've never seen the movie but it does look cursed, at the same time, it seems oddly interesting from what I read from the Mario wiki.
Literally everyone I've ever heard speak of the movie treats it like the wizarding world treats Voldemort, LOL. But I tend to turn my brain off going into a movie 'cause I want to enjoy it, and I frankly didn't think it was that bad. Yeah, it was a little weird, but meh...@@wantedbird55srandomchannel28
I quite enjoyed the movie. My one gryp with the movie is that they instantly killed King Bob-om without even giving him a named mention
@@pacboy7673King Bob-bomb enjoyer
Real
9:12 the "why do you all even keep doing this" implies that kim is sending several people after her ex to make them jealous or somethign
🤨... ur right
Robin is 1000% correct Super Mario Bros was a masterpiece of cinema
I’m not sure what a famale is but it sounds like it’d taste really good
Probably tastes lake spicy human flesh
@@minestar2247💀💀💀💀💀💀🪨💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀?💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀?
@minestar2247 my theory is that it tastes like gourmet steak when cooked to rare
😂🤣🤣 Yeah, but, sadly, the good, homemade ones are only around at Christmas!!
It's like a tamale but it's made out of humans.
Bro I HATE the whole "daddy" or "mommy" thing 🤢
Same
fr
Is it because it sounds like incest?
You have a good opinion
Fr
4:23 This post is even more disgusting considering she had posted something on the topic puberty. You know the thing you go through when you’re a teen aka could very well be a minor
I thought of all people rage fueled robin would have comment on that. Not to mention he said a better way was just to ask for photos
I really wanna know what is going on inside these people heads.
They're too high off of their own body odor 😔
An extremely caustic mixture of wishful thinking, magical thinking, and entitlement, brewed in pure darkness and complete isolation from even the remotest contact with a real-life woman. It requires class-A PPE to handle safely. Actually, it's never genuinely safe to handle.
@@Vinemaple given how borderline braindead some of these interactions are I am afraid there is no thinking involved.
@@passiveaggresivesquirrel2052 Oh, yeah, that's true, some of them are actually trying to get bots to do the thinking and talking for them... but I think it's better to try and understand these people than to dismiss them as subhuman.
You don’t need to guess any further than: literally nothing
“Giggle” it seems someone let quagmire on the internet again 😂
Bah ha ha ha, oh ha ha haa...
Holy sh*t this channel is actually gold. subbed!
Good move . They don’t disappoint
Oh, you're in for a wild. Welcome to the chaos!
Welcome to the show! Drinks are free, cause we aren’t scumbags
30:03 My coworker used that meme against me when I asked if he could call one if his customers. 😂
10:04 "even no tits" that is valid some women (I'm afab but ftm) lose there tits due to cancer some women are born without tits but have the bottom (ifykyk) some are born intersex please let me know if I missed anything -charlie
…or some people just have small boobs?
UH, SOME ADVICE : MAYBE, STOP USING "TITS" IN CONVERSATION, CASUALLY, AS IF THAT'S THE PROPER TERM. GIVE ME AN F--KING BREAK! THE PROPER WORD, AND THE ONE USED BY ADULTS, BTW, IS "BEASTS!" DO YOU THINK YOU CAN REMEMBER THAT?
@@wrightcember They WHAT??
"YOU ARE *BOY?!* "
🤣🤣🤣
Bro why are these people so gross and awkward
My crack theory is that they're isolated all their lives from anything but the traditional 1950s concept of normal. I had to learn how LGBTQ+ identities worked, real fast, when I went to college, and I did, because I grew up in a small community where you have to get along with everyone because otherwise we'd all just go to war on each other. These people have never had such an experience. Fraternities and shunning the weird got them through college, and similar networks plus internet echo chambers get them through real life. They've never been required to grow up and act like decent adult humans, because they have the privilege of opting out of that.
0:30 🏴🏴‼️‼️SCOTLAND FOREVER ‼️‼️🏴🏴
SCOTLAND RAHHHHH ‼‼‼‼‼‼‼🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🏴🏴🏴🏴🏴🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🗣🗣🗣🗣
They can take our lives, but they can never take.. OUR FREEDOM!
This just makes me feel lucky i never got a dm like one of those 💀
Im on r/teenagers and r/teenagersbuthot and i can confirm that anyone over 19 isnt allowed on the subreddit
whats the difference between those subreddits
Hot and not.
@swagubirk one let's you post pictures and selfies, the other one is for advice.
@@cjgaming3605 ok silly billy
why are you in "R/TEENAGERSBUTHOT"?!
The liver one is super funny to me, though I understand why it would make someone uncomfortable.
Robin's laugh is so contiguous
Back in the online BBoard and Telnet era, after I realized people were assuming I was a woman because of how I write posts, twentysomething me experimented with leaning into using a female avatar and name. It didn't last long, it was nonstop creepers on every platform, and it still makes me shudder nowadays. The horror is real.
P.S. suggestion to voice actors reading stuff like this: read the creeps as little boys. Either single digits and really keyed up, or as dumbass mouthbreathing teenagers. Let the voices match the maturity level.
2:47 when you relize that not every human is just an ai chat bot that loves you 🤯
Self proclaimed nice guys are wild because they'll literally come at you like "i display the basic qualities required to have any sort of social interactions if i think you're attractive" and think they deserve an award and a girlfriend.
The funniest and simultaneously most pathetic part is that whenever they're rejected, they all react in the same way.
I feel like a “Creepy PM” would be Margaret Thatcher
Best comment
* Subscribes cutely while thrusting the like button from behind *
33:50 Match the creepy vibes with equally creepy vibes! Response to the guy who told the girl to get bigger boobs to cover her ugly face: "You need to grow you beard. Res you are that ugly. 5 out of 10, just daily massage and squeeze. Shaved looks good but as your face is slight ugly so your beard can cover that if they are little big."
It’s gotten so normalized to repeatedly call women “females” that I’ve heard women start doing it - 7:23
femcels exist !! (sadly)
Wait... That guy saying he saw her post on r/Puberty... Puberty... PUBERTY!!! SHE WAS A FREAKING MINOR!!!
You guys should do a video of r/fat squirrel hate
YES
oh wow, first time hearing slazo read those! his tone is super soothing!
Some of these deserve to be on Preying Mantis and I love it
0:25 this person is likely referring to Saxony, which is literally a state in Germany. Idk why on earth they said it was small
That's EXACTLY what I thought!! 🤣🤣 People are not only weird, they're also dumb... and, more and more, F**KING ILLITERATE!!!
The world is sad - but, also, weirdly, funny! SMH!
"20-25 videos of you sneazing" Who the fuck even sneazes that many times a week?
Where do people get their audacity? I need a shower after listening to this...
Shower won't help, i need to throw up
Yes Robin, the live action Mario movie was a masterpiece.
The one with the red circle 18 avatar seems to come up more than once in these... Same creepy dude?
Nope, reddit just uses that for accounts that list themselves as nsfw
RARE SLAZO APPEARANCE????
pretty creepy but i do like the ones that ask first
I have to say I really love the image of the rooster in the little sweater. XD
0:23 bro went Yoshikage Kira exposition 😭😭
Robin reading all these makes me feel like men can be redeemed. But only if they're robin. I'm laughing like he is lololol
"Hey there baby girl wanna see something cool?" *licks my elbows*
Tells me I'm apparently old now. I remember treating those chats like a real conversation. Sometimes I even wore pants while doing it.
seeing the name "Slazo" in the chapters... ooohhhhh my god
So nice to hear Slazo again
where did the whole calling people "daddy/mommy" thing come from?
edit: i have enough answers can you stop repliying?
Edit 2: guys lowkey stop replying I don’t need your answer shut up I have enough u arnt special
Google
i did really gonna question it, and why the god damn the "mommy" thing people gonna said about womans? i hate that call to a woman.
I think it’s either a joke or is because daddy issues apparently
Like most fucked up psychology, Sigmund Freud.
Porn
Remember kids, if you get a dm asking if you have a dog; (even if you don’t) say you have 2 big ass pit bulls or Doberman dogs, because people are stupid and believe those dogs are always dangerous.
(The reason why I say this is because they’re either an animal lover, or someone who wants to find out where you live, so they’re trying to make sure you don’t have an animal that can alert you or protect you)
That’s smart, thank you
@@sfk1doesstuff207 Horror stories have taught me to always be suspicious 👍
I have never ever heard Slazo before.. but DAMMMNNN !! I really LOVE his voice!! I hope that they narrate on Emkay again!! P.S. Boobin, I also love you too!! lol
Slazo is the owner of the channel and narrated the very first few videos along with Damien. Hearing him in this video was shocking lol
@@holly452 yeah, but didnt he get into a controversy about abusing his wife or smthn? an didnt he leave..
soooo like- he back back now?
@@wygy10 absolutely not for abusing his wife. His ex gf and his friend group circulated fake abuse allegations. Turns out all he was, was a bad boyfriend when he was 16.
Slazo returned to the channel after proving his innocence.
@@holly452 oh wait what? mb, its just what ive heard.
@@wygy10 it do be like that, that entire situation was extremely infuriating lol
So I recently found out how my dad picked up my mom, this was back in the dark ages before dms but it just gives the vibes.
My mom was with my sisters dad, and my dad straight up told her "Drop the zero get with the hero"... it didn't work the first time but he kept trying for months.
My dad, who got my mom to go out with him after meeting in a bar...
"Here let me wipe off your seat for you,"
Proceeds to wipe his face off and smile....
And were these healthy marriages? Uh, actually, you shouldn't answer that online.
@@Vinemaple considering my parents are divorced. I'd say it speaks for itself
I love saying the most heinus sh** to my buddy and he just replies "bet lil gangsta when"
26:24 'I'm still down if you are' is wild 😂😂😂
I'm impressed that he doesnt burst out laughing until he's done with the text
The sneezing one reminded me of the COVID tests we had to do where they stuck a qtip into your sinus
I would like to add that the advice of sending really grotesque nudes of hairy dudes or ridiculous pictures you found online when someone asks for nudes is 100% good adivce. Most people who ask for those already have no concept of consent and boundaries hance a simple refusal often fails to work and only results in them getting mad or insisting even more.
Send them something that will make them regret asking.
2:05 does he know how traumatic madoka magica is
all of these replys sound like south park jokes
I'm imagining that guy getting rock hard every time somebody sneezed during class or something
Poor guy
18:45 I thought it was wheelie like going on the back tire because I don’t look when I watch just listen
I think I gave myself whiplash after double checking so much.
23:01 that "brilliant" conment has me laughing so hard 😂
people like these do not deserve censorship.
i dont understand how some people think this is ok
Why did i expect most of these to be on discord
So at 6:15
The Cringetopia subreddit??
Nah - I don't think this one's for real. I don't think anyone would be a mod on cringetopia and be that unaware. It's a parody.
We can only hope, but given the sub, maybe he wanted to get attention, so that he can be like: "ooh, thats me, i'm so cringey hehe :3", or maybe it's an inside-joke with the other mods?
Unrelated but what character on your pfp?
@@amiable_monster lol it's a cartoon of Izzy Hands from Our Flag Means Death.
I see you, Crowley PFP.
@@mapleseraph I knew it! I felt it was from this show! Man i should really watch it. (Hehe, what can i say, i like this grumpy demon)
Have a good day/night btw
well thats enough internet for today
I have decided now my favorite narrator is Robin
44:34 lol went from hahaha out loud to an audible heh
Literally like 2 days ago i had a dm of someone saying they would worship me 💀 and then right after they asked to make me feel good. I called them out for this then they blocked me. Worst part about this is that im 13😭😭
The title being in all caps did not help this time, as it took my stupid ass way too long to figure out this was about Creepy PM's and not Creepy PMS
I know! I got excited for a minute!
I feel like I'm missing something here
The one with "wait your 4'9?" Made me stop what I was doing and made my brain compute what was said. Lol
Edit, I spoke too soon, it got worse, very much worse
Someaxony- there is a German region called Saxony. Cana Woodford....I'm in the UK and I never heard of it.
21:22 EEVEE🐕
I think it's been a minute since I've seen slazo
2:31 had me GAGGING
23:27 I think this one, maybe be a weird prank/joke, maybe ...
4:21 Never thought a ordinary game of Connect 4 could be so toxic.
14:20 the guy is active in "r/shavemebald", i wonder if he texts people like that often
11:16 "No thirst here. Just want a sip." -uhhh that's T H I R S T 😂
read the title as creepy prime ministers lol
hey what’s up how’s your day going? you have a busy weekend? are you busy often? what are your daily routines like? how many entrances do you have in your house? do you live alone or is there another occupant? are there any weapons in the house and if so where are they located? what’s your home security system like?
Height? Weight? Body type? Etc.
16:44 "im hungry"
"Hi hungry, im dad"
"Show your arse"
This caught me off guard so fast, lmao
My culture does not cut our hair. Some do, but it's not encouraged. Add 3 zeros to the offer and I would think about it. If it takes me too long, add 3 more zeros. I will still say no.
Omg slazo??? I havnt watched him in years, I should look him up.
Calling it now. Emkay is going to end up in this sub reddit.
yippie im early❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤🫄🤤
12:23 How many entrances do you have to your house? That is only mildly terrifying
It’s a Sam Hyde reference