Husband Gets Mutilated By Raccoons ASMR Audio

Idea from ‪@silliez._.rayoko‬
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[@jif420]

“I love being married. If we didn’t have kids we would be together still” 💀💀

[@jesusloves3333]

like wth lamo

[@LemonadeStand618]

I read that while I heard the dialogue 😅

[@martaleja9279]

What does that mean even 😭

[@darienjones1510]

The dead fire alarm adds such a specific layer of nuance to this that I can’t explain

[@tree9439]

I thought that was my fire alarm for a second im ngl....

[@AlliefriendAWCWNight]

LOLLLL

[@Implifierr]

i read the title as 'husband gets manipulated by raccoons' and i was so confused 😭

[@RaziahAsrar]

That’s an even better video idea

[@broken_queer_but_fighting8589]

😂😂

[@LeoWay-yo3wg]

Same and I was like "do the raccoons blackmail him into divorcing us or smth"

[@AriisWriting]

I NEED THIS TO BE REAL

[@your.flower.girl.]

I read it as molested LMAO

[@LiIbeanbagbean]

“ÉĒËEEÆÂĦHHĦÆĘÊĦ🦝🦝🦝👹👹💥💥💥🦝🦝🦝🦝”

[@YouLikeKrabbyPattiesDontYou]

hey, nice pfp

[@LiIbeanbagbean]

@@YouLikeKrabbyPattiesDontYou you like leave patties don’t you squidward

[@AJluvsmusic]

HELP

[@jbxzy]

LMFAOAOAOA

[@CarpetBeetlez]

1:19 🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

[@kazngami5736]

THE HITTING NOISES😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

[@Winny-sc3sh]

My reaction was 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@KaiTheTyrant]

I have gone down a rabbit hole of these boyfriend/husband dying asmrs

[@skyepilot4074]

Me too I love them sooo much

[@KenjiSikichi]

I don't know who started this trend but yessir

[@juliassession]

can’t believe i didn’t find out about this sooner cuz when i tell you i have been on a MARATHON of these videos 🤧 like there are so many out there with such bizarre ideas and I-😭👍✨

[@DTCLIPS998]

Same 💀

[@exotic_michael6912]

"HE'S STILL BREATHING HE'S STILL-" *B O N K*

[@murderdrones_enjoyer]

"THIS IS SUCH AN UNSAFE NEIGHBORHOOD"

[@riyahsinterludept2]

"hi neighbor🤠"

[@BlueFlower___]

FBONK 💥

[@professional_ranter]

“woah buddy I’m just taking out the garbage , back up back up! AUIHDRJHBVHJREBHUEUHHVSRJYFERVNURKJU”

[@terrorhorrorcryptid]

the fire alarm 😭😭

[@AriisWriting]

Do you have any idea when, I cant find it🤣

[@ysamyy]

@@AriisWriting 0:20

[@AriisWriting]

@@ysamyy Tysm

[@casstitudy]

IM DYING ITS NOT EVEN FUNNY BUT M DYING

[@imthebossmermaid3648]

“This is SUCH an unsafe neighborhood!!!” 😤😤😤

[@kenswords]

Can't have shit in Detroit smh

[@jbxzy]

IM CRYINGGG

[@Pern-pe6cy]

This is going to be so calming, I can’t wait

[@Firestar-TV]

😌

[@Maskit4life]

We need an update on how it went 🥺

[@notarryxox2437]

😊

[@zurokith]

😩was waiting so long for a video like this

[@cheeseeatingrat-cl3yk]

w pfp

[@truhstful]

u should be honored that the raccoons chose u.

[@CarpetBeetlez]

My raccoon oc: 💀

[@redstretchy4061]

Knew a guy once.. just another bunch of bloody racoons in a fucking trench coat. They follow me

[@seistoYT]

"HES STILL BREATHING.. HES STILL-" *_PONG_*

[@em1l480]

theres actual tears flowing rn, this is funny ash. The bonking noices 💀

[@Itsyafavgal]

This feels illegal😭

[@lonelytiger5011]

SOBBING RN

[@lemonade_boba6093]

this has no business being this funny 😭😭😭

[@AlliefriendAWCWNight]

Him: "oh, a raccoon! H! :D what's going on?" Raccoon: *absolutely destroys him* *bonks trash can*

[@lne_min]

"Hello neighbor, what's the issue? 🤠" I'M DYING LMAOOOO

[@tobexisnthere]

I was not prepared to hear my own name but it added a level of realism that really tied the whole thing together

[@Urmomkizzer]

I swear I heard a fart.

[@paixeon8816]

Was raccoon

[@airimomoisn1fan]

it was me sorry

[@user-km5rd8sw4v]

We farting in chat right now?!

[@BurntSushi.]

Awww he actually sounds kinda nice

[@timeblade]

These are getting so out of hand 💀🙏

[@ehe.]

i sometimes wonder if this is from experience or not

[@machibaaa7611]

oh ehm gee so calming

[@rinchiru1621]

This was the msot claming video I have ever watched. ABsolutely loved it.

[@BrideofOttoSuwen]

Another banger dear friend

[@kazngami5736]

Ima finna cry

[@lennybird]

"GO MY BABIES GO!!!! EAT AND DESTROY" oh wait I'm on his side-

[@sweetlemons4617]

Fell asleep to this!

[@Slemikopa]

That was super soothing

[@solarflarecj1067]

You are so real for adding the fire alarm noise!

[@PebblesThePengiun]

He’s so quirky and different 💕💁‍♀️

[@baddrawings1191]

OMG I've finally got sleep for the first time in days becauseof this, thank you

[@silliez._.rayoko]

this one has to be my favorite omg😭

[@lemonismz9207]

my mommy yelled at me for being loud but this is my favorite song!!

[@mybvbble]

lost my edging streak to this smh

[@MahitoL0LL]

Wtf

[@user-gq8wi8nl8c]

Thanks this helped me sleep💕💕

[@lazarus9353]

i want to be your friend. I can't stress this enough. I need the silly energy

[@dreamingallthetimefr]

this horrifyingly comforting

[@kazngami5736]

WHY DID IT GWT SO LOUD

[@UrMom-rs1jw]

“My deepest apologies” took me out. That was my last straw omg😂

[@trippinonmilk]

rocket raccoon went all out for this one

[@xenoblade1068]

I'm just peacefully scrolling and all is see is "husband mutilated by racoons asmr" and I have to think to myself for a solid 10 seconds, is the human race truly worth it?

[@AidenHarteWrites]

It’s the dead battery in the fire alarm for me 💀

[@platitudinous]

i just wanna say, this is exactly what i need to hear to put me to bed

[@user-ih1on4ie2f]

music to my ears

[@TenderWhale]

Why was this so oddly specific lmao 😂

[@sheflewtothemoon4431]

so relaxing i can finally read and annotate hamlet listening to prime studying asmr

[@boom12728]

DOWN WITH THE QUEEN🗣️🔥🔥🔥

[@bonezkill4947]

love this cowntdown

[@White1isted]

This is amazing

[@FAIRYILOVEYOU]

Help I think I've watched to many they never end there is so many 😭

[@Megan_gowdy]

Can’t wait to watch this 😍

[@Idontknoewhattoput]

I set this as my alarm

[@Vee_midnightgacha130-mk8er]

I love this

[@fademacaw2552]

Sent me right to sleep!! 🥰🥰

[@michaeldreemurrandhisaus2165]

this guy (the husband) seems pretty chill

[@-Simply_Lemonaders-]

this is music to my ears.😌😌

[@Belle36633]

I fall asleep to this 😌

[@Little_bunny_is_my_bsf]

Bros last words “ah ah back up AUAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAAAAUHH”

[@zoldyck3839]

fix yo fire alarm

[@meece5970]

"Rebecca! Rebecca, get the shovel!" 💀💀💀

[@notKorzeroOfficial]

THE SMOKE ALARM T^T

[@shadowmonarch9447]

Can't wait

[@shart_rat]

LMFAO THE FIRE ALARM

[@Manhwa-loverz]

"Hi neighbor 😭" Lmaooo

[@woody5577]

THE METAL

[@oSIime]

Sir after this masterpiece we would like to recruit you to slime gang, would you like to accept this offer?

[@kiari201]

Satire, but this mans is definitely a sub 💀

[@SRIP-41810]

"Howdy neighbor, what seems to be the issue?-"

[@sboycey]

woah buddy

[@TopHatsBoisss01]

“Rebecca there is another on!”

[@TopHatsBoisss01]

*one

[@Winny-sc3sh]

Me recording the whole thing and at his feral I will say “this was his last words” *plays video*

[@user-fj6ey1xe8w]

"he's still breathing!!!" *poooonnngg*

[@Pathfinderthingyiforgot]

THE FUCKING FIRE ALARM IS SENDING ME

[@opal.luvvvLMAO]

HELPPP IM BLASTING THIS WITH MY FRI3END IN SCHOOL ITS SO FUNNY

[@thevestedsow2785]

so me when i go to los angeles

[@Marble_redemptionshorts]

Bro became issac froster eith those bandages

[@Skittleplayz32]

In dem Moment wird ihm klar, dass das kein Waschbär war🤣

[@BlisterTheYiga]

it’s 1am and i need to sleep i should stop watching these videos

[@inayahn5943]

i love massimo

[@CursedRelic]

he's just tired

[@046_a_jatin6]

❤

[@CelAbration]

Wow that was a strong raccoon 😂

[@leespinki]

this is such a unsafe neighborhood 😿

[@SonyThePs4]

I need to know who that is in the image😭💖

[@pistachicat3352]

This is actually what I'm afraid of happening to me every time I take the trash out

[@enmu9504]

THESE ARE SO FUNNY HELP MEEEEE

[@jadebanana]

The fucking smoke alarm

[@Bleeeeeeeeep]

THE WAY I SHOT UP FROM MY BED WHAT THE HELL 💀💀

[@lonelytiger5011]

😂😂😂

[@SliceOfBread01]

new obsession: weird asmr

[@cmelissageorge]

I THOUGHT IT SAID “husband gets mailed by raccoons”

[@ghxstgoesboo]

IM PISSING WHAT IS TJIS 😭😭😭😭

[@demoknight_is_a_sillysubclass]

New idea for ASMR: husband gets mutilated and killed by a hunter from left 4 dead

[@lilytheboss8]

Where’s my wife ?

[@ILuv_MHA]

DID HE HIT THE RACCOON😭

[@rebeccaatkins]

1:18

[@broken_queer_but_fighting8589]

The babies are innocent/j