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  • @FirstStrike1177
    @FirstStrike1177 Před rokem +211826

    That scream of the crowd tho when she hit the punchline 🤣

    • @mattiapezzano1713
      @mattiapezzano1713 Před rokem +2252

      She didn't even have to hit it lol

    • @sbh2888
      @sbh2888 Před rokem +942

      I think the friends she is talking about are there, lol.

    • @iwillgowiththatcat8667
      @iwillgowiththatcat8667 Před rokem +734

      @@mattiapezzano1713 right bc it was that good she didn’t have to finish we finished it for her

    • @Jay-og4yb
      @Jay-og4yb Před rokem +396

      This was the worst joke I've ever heard. Women should not be comedians

    • @tigress8562
      @tigress8562 Před rokem +2798

      @@Jay-og4yb this was the worst insult ive ever heard, men should not be rude.
      but no seriously, even if you don't like her or the joke that's incredibly rude. please take a look into yourself and think about the women around you that you love and revisit the notion that women are objectively bad at things. i hope you change your mindset and have a fantastic day.

  • @_TheZipper_
    @_TheZipper_ Před rokem +46535

    I love how “friends” and “FaceBook friends” are ubiquitously understood to be totally different things

    • @Yeah_You_Thought
      @Yeah_You_Thought Před rokem +436

      They absolutely are 😂

    • @r3sin570
      @r3sin570 Před rokem +231

      Whereas friends and Snapchat friends are apparently not understood by adults. (Even though it's similar)

    • @joshanonline
      @joshanonline Před rokem +33

      What about her husband? Or does she have Cats? or Horses?

    • @lightningfinder4611
      @lightningfinder4611 Před rokem +98

      Never in the existence of the earth has anyone ever said " ubiquitously"

    • @SaneCowboysfan
      @SaneCowboysfan Před rokem +49

      new word just dropped

  • @joxyjoxyjoxy1
    @joxyjoxyjoxy1 Před měsícem +148

    One of the best punch line deliveries EVER. That wicked smile with the exhale. Perfect.

    • @zackbutler1890
      @zackbutler1890 Před 29 dny +1

      Just the exhale was all she needed…!!! Lmao

    • @JohnDoe-xi3nk
      @JohnDoe-xi3nk Před 23 dny +4

      Can someone explain the joke please?

    • @joxyjoxyjoxy1
      @joxyjoxyjoxy1 Před 23 dny

      @@JohnDoe-xi3nk She's implying their husbands are so unattractive that there's no way they are achieving orgasm (finishing).

    • @Obiwan116
      @Obiwan116 Před 17 dny

      It went right over my head I don’t get it

    • @MoistOwlettes
      @MoistOwlettes Před 13 dny

      @@Obiwan116she made a joke about how Hillary never “finishes” during sex with her husband.
      Though, how she can tell all of that by how the lady’s husband looks is beyond me.
      The horse part of the joke was the best punchline imo.

  • @princessTia62
    @princessTia62 Před 5 měsíci +1568

    "Who's D-N-effing now Hillary?" That was personal😂😂

    • @zephyrkhambatta
      @zephyrkhambatta Před 2 měsíci +9

      thank god I got a good looking wife, I'm the male version of her. "Who's the waterboy now boys???"

    • @NicoreD
      @NicoreD Před měsícem +24

      Somehow I don't get it...

    • @ComaAlpha
      @ComaAlpha Před měsícem +14

      ​@@NicoreDdon't worry because I didn't get it either.

    • @jannelledoesstuff
      @jannelledoesstuff Před měsícem

      @@NicoreDI think the joke is that they’re not having orgasms because they “do not finish”?

    • @mediadon6545
      @mediadon6545 Před měsícem +5

      ​@@NicoreDThe husbands are DNF in some bedroom matters

  • @arijeanz
    @arijeanz Před rokem +32648

    the way she didn't even have to say the punchline before people started cracking up

    • @anselpeneloperainblossom-s3489
      @anselpeneloperainblossom-s3489 Před 6 měsíci +113

      So. I’m pretty dim today. And I don’t get it.

    • @baakojernigan7095
      @baakojernigan7095 Před 6 měsíci +400

      @@anselpeneloperainblossom-s3489 the girls husbands didn't make them finish as in sxually

    • @anselpeneloperainblossom-s3489
      @anselpeneloperainblossom-s3489 Před 6 měsíci +101

      @@baakojernigan7095 thank you. My thinking wasn’t even close.🤦‍♂️

    • @samrtherat
      @samrtherat Před 6 měsíci

      ​@@anselpeneloperainblossom-s3489I'm now curious on what you were thinking

    • @Prodigysportsman
      @Prodigysportsman Před 5 měsíci +27

      @@baakojernigan7095 how do we, the audience know, the husbands didn't???

  • @evkurywczak6201
    @evkurywczak6201 Před rokem +18143

    The “go ahead girl” from the audience KILLS ME

    • @atherisGAY
      @atherisGAY Před 5 měsíci +60

      😂 say it girl say it hahahah

    • @skrizzled
      @skrizzled Před 4 měsíci +10

      LMFAO YESSSSSSS

    • @azur9681
      @azur9681 Před 4 měsíci +2

      I think you were ready to die beforehand.

    • @pandapies6703
      @pandapies6703 Před 4 měsíci +14

      It was a MAN too! He knew what she meant. His wife/gf/bf/husband better keep him

    • @ltpetrenko
      @ltpetrenko Před 3 měsíci +1

      @@pandapies6703I don’t get it. I guess I’m disposable. 😂

  • @eXtrem1s
    @eXtrem1s Před 2 měsíci +82

    The delivery couldn't have been any better. Brilliant

    • @user-gx8dl1dt2y
      @user-gx8dl1dt2y Před měsícem

      Not really. She was pausing too much in the middle of the joke like she was expecting everyone to laugh after every sentence. You only do that type of pause for the punchline or when you get a big crowd reaction and need to wait for it to dissipate before continuing.

    • @dankaliciousness
      @dankaliciousness Před 28 dny +1

      I think the horse punchline was really good but the joke after needs to be cleaned up a lot.

    • @hannahbowman2326
      @hannahbowman2326 Před 14 dny

      ​@@user-gx8dl1dt2y for sure. Would've landed way better if she hadn't paused half way through the punchline

    • @user-tx4wj7qk4t
      @user-tx4wj7qk4t Před 2 dny

      Couldn't have been worse

  • @dragonofspades2837
    @dragonofspades2837 Před 4 měsíci +21

    The fact that ALL you needed to do was give a look before even getting to the puncline and there was screaming has me sobbing 🤣🤣😭😭😭

  • @serotonin5852
    @serotonin5852 Před rokem +17800

    When she said "DNF" I automatically thought:
    "'Do not resuscitate? No, it's an F....do not...faint?"

    • @Th3_Fr0z3n_W1ll0w
      @Th3_Fr0z3n_W1ll0w Před rokem +292

      No, dream not found

    • @raising1rl
      @raising1rl Před rokem +191

      I thought Do not Fesuscitate

    • @hazelolive7895
      @hazelolive7895 Před rokem +40

      I mean I thought the same thing to then was like wait......

    • @Honeynut_cheerios
      @Honeynut_cheerios Před rokem +86

      @@Th3_Fr0z3n_W1ll0w no stop it

    • @rowdengames4712
      @rowdengames4712 Před rokem +38

      Dnf isn't a universal know thing? I genuinely thought everyone knew that abbreviation 😅

  • @sarahl_23
    @sarahl_23 Před rokem +26847

    “It’s the closest thing to being a horse”🤣🤣

    • @turtlemcfardleton573
      @turtlemcfardleton573 Před rokem +47

      That was the best part

    • @Lordfoogthe3st
      @Lordfoogthe3st Před rokem +12

      Please don’t tell me you actually found that funny.

    • @sarahl_23
      @sarahl_23 Před rokem +169

      @@Lordfoogthe3st uh yea I did bc it’s funny

    • @Lordfoogthe3st
      @Lordfoogthe3st Před rokem +10

      @@sarahl_23 she’s not funny at all lmao

    • @sarahl_23
      @sarahl_23 Před rokem +112

      @@Lordfoogthe3st ur opinion babes but I’m the one who got 1k likes so…

  • @CJStew06
    @CJStew06 Před 5 měsíci +86

    "You gonna take your pillow to the starting line" that's just a good burn lol

  • @metamorphic8797
    @metamorphic8797 Před 2 měsíci +73

    That was a very polite audience..

    • @okbro1324
      @okbro1324 Před měsícem

      Nah usually female comedians are pretty ass but I’ll give her that it was pretty funny.

  • @GRACELINE259
    @GRACELINE259 Před rokem +13998

    "About a mile into each race i remember i hate running"🤣🤣😭😭 fkn rolling☠️

    • @phizzledUP
      @phizzledUP Před rokem +37

      You were quite literally THE ONLY PERSON who laughed

    • @Skottustelpa
      @Skottustelpa Před rokem +33

      @@phizzledUP no? there were literally laughs in the crowd silly💀

    • @-Rainforest-
      @-Rainforest- Před rokem +9

      The dnf part! (Im a dsmp fan) and j said, "DrEaM nOt FoUnD" im dying rn🤣

    • @Oh_thatsnot
      @Oh_thatsnot Před rokem

      Me

    • @fish9905
      @fish9905 Před rokem

      Obviously you are her Mom 😜

  • @jacejackson1993
    @jacejackson1993 Před rokem +10047

    Her: Dnf
    Me: do not fuc-
    Her: did not finish
    Me: Oh yeah! 100% exactly what I was thinking!

  • @user-mk2rx1zw3y
    @user-mk2rx1zw3y Před 4 měsíci +3

    That was actually a great setup for the punchline, bravo😂

  • @vBrazzyy
    @vBrazzyy Před 17 dny +5

    Best punchline ive heard in a while

  • @purple_pikachu1063
    @purple_pikachu1063 Před rokem +22185

    "Who's DNF-fin' now??" DAMNNN I BET THEY WERE MADDD

    • @nZooGreen7604
      @nZooGreen7604 Před 11 měsíci +8

      😂

    • @darrenswails
      @darrenswails Před 11 měsíci +20

      What's her husband like?

    • @tttinj
      @tttinj Před 10 měsíci +16

      The track team knows no bounds

    • @Steve-ws1tg
      @Steve-ws1tg Před 10 měsíci

      I don't get it. don't be fu***** now? She sleeping with their husbands

    • @DC-gl6ry
      @DC-gl6ry Před 9 měsíci +46

      She dont have a wedding ring so technically its still her dnfing

  • @tsteezy209
    @tsteezy209 Před rokem +18229

    This is more like a therapy session where the patient cures themselves.

    • @gearscrap7751
      @gearscrap7751 Před rokem +151

      She looks like she escaped from the icu

    • @eomoran
      @eomoran Před rokem +27

      This isn’t that much of a therapy session

    • @lay-2356
      @lay-2356 Před rokem +142

      isnt that like every comedy in general ever? i just saw a shorts complaining about how much he hates old people because they bought their house for just a couple of pennies while he has 10+ roommates and they pay 11k each idk lol

    • @motijewelsghatkoparw8516
      @motijewelsghatkoparw8516 Před rokem +2

      Seven 100th like

    • @stevedeakins416
      @stevedeakins416 Před rokem +34

      This man just described comedy and thought he did something.

  • @haleyrobert9141
    @haleyrobert9141 Před 4 měsíci +8

    “And I see their husbands” * aggressive breathing* 😤😭

    • @maddoxinc1642
      @maddoxinc1642 Před dnem

      OH man I almost missed that part. So glad you narrated.

  • @BigBossStatusAintMadeForRunts
    @BigBossStatusAintMadeForRunts Před 23 hodinami

    I knew EXACTLY where that was going when she defined DNF😂😂😂😂STRAIGHT BANGER!!!💎👍👏👏

  • @amritasingharay3095
    @amritasingharay3095 Před rokem +58313

    I love how she's dressed like she just woke up from an afternoon nap 😴

    • @chaoticcanine
      @chaoticcanine Před rokem +1579

      She’s dressed like the pillow case lmao

    • @bennyboiart7781
      @bennyboiart7781 Před rokem +902

      @@chaoticcanine she’s embodying her inner house elf.

    • @nicandrews1370
      @nicandrews1370 Před rokem +186

      Only thing missing is Cheetos dust

    • @HasanPikerIsADouche
      @HasanPikerIsADouche Před rokem +462

      Somewhat attractive women comics are actually told not to stand out too much, to dress down to be taken seriously...the men won't hit on them and take them seriously, and the other female comics won't hate them.

    • @nikki5399
      @nikki5399 Před rokem +270

      @@HasanPikerIsADouche that actually makes a lot of sense. Sad tho

  • @SpicySiopao
    @SpicySiopao Před rokem +30734

    She got a 90's Cameron Diaz vibe

  • @elakefever214
    @elakefever214 Před 2 měsíci +1

    Excellent execution and flawless delivery.

  • @scottnelsen164
    @scottnelsen164 Před 12 hodinami

    Totally excellent finish. Did not see that coming.😅

  • @Hudry554
    @Hudry554 Před rokem +8175

    Her heavy breath after “is see their husbands” had me rolling 🤣😂🤣

    • @daverhoden445
      @daverhoden445 Před rokem +19

      She could have stopped right there. :D

    • @R4MPD
      @R4MPD Před rokem +5

      @@daverhoden445 why?

    • @unclebug35
      @unclebug35 Před rokem +13

      @@R4MPD because the joke still would have worked, amazingly so still. It’s great she didn’t, the second delivery makes it better. They were just saying even if she stopped right there the joke still would have worked either way. There’s a difference between could and should

    • @R4MPD
      @R4MPD Před rokem

      @@unclebug35 i agree

  • @dpm6190
    @dpm6190 Před rokem +17818

    when i heard that they nicknamed her “dnf” i immediately said “do not faint” 😭😭

  • @bloodyhell95
    @bloodyhell95 Před 5 měsíci +31

    Lol the build up was immaculate

  • @ogbeggy7661
    @ogbeggy7661 Před měsícem +4

    As soon as she said her nickname was DNF I saw that joke coming.

  • @redshamrock05
    @redshamrock05 Před rokem +15260

    She was boutta bomb with that silence from the crowd after explaining “DNF” and then she made an epic comeback 😂😂😂

    • @beetlejuicemikey
      @beetlejuicemikey Před rokem +297

      nah that silence was just the preparation 😂😂😂

    • @jackmurphy4825
      @jackmurphy4825 Před rokem +54

      Did she really though? "I see their husbands" has got to be the most generic off hand remark typical to a spiteful woman gossiping with her friends. This isn't comedy.

    • @thats_odd
      @thats_odd Před rokem +231

      @@jackmurphy4825 it is comedy

    • @carlstanton2550
      @carlstanton2550 Před rokem +17

      ​@@thats_odd it might be classed as comedy,but it's not really funny

    • @thats_odd
      @thats_odd Před rokem +124

      @@carlstanton2550 it is funny

  • @_.leaf._6826
    @_.leaf._6826 Před rokem +4232

    “My nickname was DNF”
    Me: shall I even check the comments?

    • @boo8396
      @boo8396 Před rokem +27

      Me I definitely didn’t look for those comments

    • @jamalthewise7142
      @jamalthewise7142 Před rokem +7

      True-

    • @invalidusernamee9967
      @invalidusernamee9967 Před rokem +7

      @@boo8396 Hey~ (Even tho I'm not your bestie-)

    • @KenmaSupreme
      @KenmaSupreme Před rokem

      Same think I said 😂😂

    • @maven9323
      @maven9323 Před rokem +1

      @@invalidusernamee9967 Stop filming me, AWW LOOK SOCIAL MEDIA HE PUNCHED ME! I will call the police

  • @Kclmt23
    @Kclmt23 Před 4 měsíci +2

    I love how she looks like she has 4 kids and has been cleaning the house all day 😂👏

  • @WoFDarkNewton
    @WoFDarkNewton Před měsícem

    I’m so glad the algorithm brought me around to this clip again. A classic

  • @janiyabeene6200
    @janiyabeene6200 Před rokem +9843

    “Dnf”
    me: do not faint
    I like to think I was close😁

  • @dan5609
    @dan5609 Před rokem +10302

    I like how, "and I see their husbands." Was the enough said for that sentence.

    • @MellowJelly
      @MellowJelly Před rokem +359

      It was confusing because the first half was self deprecating so when it didn't continue that way it seemed jarring. My first thought was that she was joking about how they're all married to hot men now and she's just doing stand up

    • @nekoons
      @nekoons Před rokem +208

      I don’t get it

    • @VergilsOnlyChair
      @VergilsOnlyChair Před rokem +446

      @@nekoons she’s implying that their husbands “did not finish”

    • @anthonymeans124
      @anthonymeans124 Před rokem +330

      @@VergilsOnlyChair but what does that mean? The husbands don’t finish? The wives don’t finish? Why not? How can you tell who’s finishing from Facebook?

    • @hehssndhsj8192
      @hehssndhsj8192 Před rokem +741

      @@anthonymeans124 she’s saying that her friend’s husbands are so ugly that they’re not able to finish. so now they’re the ones who “dnf”

  • @no.limit.services
    @no.limit.services Před 2 měsíci +4

    I'm dying & I'm by myself, That's a damn good joke, you killed it with that smirk at the end! Lmao you just got a Like & New Subscriber

  • @kalisederoche
    @kalisederoche Před 4 měsíci

    the way i was screaming before she finished the joke!!! thats how u know its a good one 😂

  • @sugawarasscarf4887
    @sugawarasscarf4887 Před rokem +3657

    "dnf"
    I knew I can't escape this

    • @kaiite_
      @kaiite_ Před rokem +32

      ive been free for 5 months but it has found me again

    • @navdeepkaur3881
      @navdeepkaur3881 Před rokem +51

      💙💚DreamNotFound💚💙

    • @Leifisafrog
      @Leifisafrog Před rokem +25

      You can never escape dream not found 😈

    • @christian_dsmp2939
      @christian_dsmp2939 Před rokem +10

      HI I was looking for this comment ❤️👋

    • @random_person1110
      @random_person1110 Před rokem +18

      💚💙 we can't escape it 😰 it follows us everywhere.

  • @NatayaDellavedova
    @NatayaDellavedova Před rokem +7585

    As an equestrian when she said ‘It’s the closest thing to being a horse’ I snorted💀😂

  • @emrys6559
    @emrys6559 Před 4 měsíci +1

    The WEIGHT of that look when she didnt even need to say it lmaoooooooooo im crying

  • @user-bi4ec2vx7z
    @user-bi4ec2vx7z Před 4 měsíci

    This is superbly done!

  • @rye_ay_ay
    @rye_ay_ay Před 11 měsíci +7051

    I love the person screaming “GO AHEAD GIRL” in the crowd 💀💀 i would have done the same

    • @Girlyypop
      @Girlyypop Před 5 měsíci +2

      Help what does it mean I’m so slow

    • @haleyt3754
      @haleyt3754 Před 5 měsíci +42

      @@GirlyypopI think the dude was just saying go ahead bc he was meaning something like “go ahead and hit ‘em with that punch line”

    • @Girlyypop
      @Girlyypop Před 5 měsíci

      @@haleyt3754 yea I know that I mean like what does the punchline mean?

    • @haleyt3754
      @haleyt3754 Před 5 měsíci

      @@Girlyypop ohhhh when she was younger she was the one who didn’t finish but now the bullies are the ones not finishing (not having an orgasm) she’s saying their husbands don’t look like they’d be good in bed lol

    • @xaviadelirus615
      @xaviadelirus615 Před 5 měsíci +9

      @@Girlyypopit means that she sees those people’s husbands and she bets that they “did not finish” in bed

  • @rizoch7836
    @rizoch7836 Před rokem +7585

    “That one there was a violation”

  • @bubsterr741
    @bubsterr741 Před měsícem

    What got me was the dude who belted out "ooohhhh i get it" or something like that when she actually said what dnf ment.

  • @harshvardhanrastogi2273
    @harshvardhanrastogi2273 Před 18 dny +1

    My chemistry ass thinking about DNF as D and F block in the period table 💀

  • @Sunflowergirl_089
    @Sunflowergirl_089 Před rokem +7234

    “And now I see their husbands” the crowd went crazy lol 😂

  • @thecreator6568
    @thecreator6568 Před rokem +5977

    “DNF”
    Alas, i cannot escape

  • @Grymmknight
    @Grymmknight Před 2 měsíci

    Fucking saw that coming a mile away...still funny as fuck 😂😂😂

  • @jodilynn6989
    @jodilynn6989 Před 5 měsíci

    “The closest thing to being a horse” I got tears in my eyes, why tf was that so funny.? 😂😂

  • @quarantinedteen5458
    @quarantinedteen5458 Před rokem +4302

    This is the most subtle savage thing I’ve heard in a while💀

    • @ZenitsuKunn
      @ZenitsuKunn Před rokem +72

      I don't get it, someone explain please

    • @TASHITE
      @TASHITE Před rokem +31

      @@ZenitsuKunn I also do not get it

    • @TASHITE
      @TASHITE Před rokem +18

      Hey, could you explain the joke to us, please?

    • @PupkinForever
      @PupkinForever Před rokem +188

      @@TASHITE their husbands are ugly so now they are the ones who are not finishing

    • @mohamedpedrou2898
      @mohamedpedrou2898 Před rokem +68

      @@PupkinForever
      Not finishing what?
      Maybe her husband is ugly too?
      That's the worst joke I have ever heard

  • @johnsavy6099
    @johnsavy6099 Před rokem +2291

    some random in the crowd: “personally I would not take that level of disrespect”

    • @nrcamper618
      @nrcamper618 Před rokem +12

      I wouldn't take that personally that's just me tho

    • @Janepringles
      @Janepringles Před rokem +11

      Me personally I wouldn't let that slide, but maybe that's just me tho.

    • @jaedynhaycraft5647
      @jaedynhaycraft5647 Před rokem +5

      personallyyy i would never go for that but hey that’s just me mane

    • @saman-ky6uf
      @saman-ky6uf Před rokem +2

      I mean at that point she deserved it for fake passing out lol. If it was real then yeah, no way, but it wasn’t and she was in a team sport 🤷🏻‍♀️

    • @anxerenheze109
      @anxerenheze109 Před rokem

      It was me. I was the dude who said it

  • @neilcleary5706
    @neilcleary5706 Před 3 měsíci +9

    Shes absolutely gorgeous! That smile at the end is perfect.

  • @user-ln9zo2ji4d
    @user-ln9zo2ji4d Před 2 měsíci

    Well that hit them like a ton of bricks! 😂

  • @Seedmain
    @Seedmain Před rokem +4811

    “Dnf”
    Me: alright. **opens comments**

  • @stretchh2o
    @stretchh2o Před rokem +5898

    "DNF, you can say it"
    Me: "Donuts N FlipFlo- Did Not Finish yep.."

  • @Summer_is_life
    @Summer_is_life Před 5 měsíci

    the huff was personal😂😂

  • @soundbydesignindia3730
    @soundbydesignindia3730 Před měsícem

    Hahaha love the body language, smile and eye contact. Makes the act so much fun. Shout out to ma gurl #Hillary 😅

  • @nicolek5747
    @nicolek5747 Před rokem +3203

    "Who's DNFing now, Hillary?" 🤣🤣

    • @jzgaming2973
      @jzgaming2973 Před rokem +31

      Can yiu explain this joke

    • @mctartaglia615
      @mctartaglia615 Před rokem +52

      @@jzgaming2973 dnf means ‘did not finish’ so just think about that for a second

    • @TOASTY549
      @TOASTY549 Před rokem +34

      @@jzgaming2973 if you still don’t get it your too young😬😬😬

    • @goldsilvervscrisiscollapse4320
      @goldsilvervscrisiscollapse4320 Před rokem +37

      @@TOASTY549 explain the joke please. Some of us aren't well versed with young people lingo

    • @onpoint2292
      @onpoint2292 Před rokem +1

      @@goldsilvervscrisiscollapse4320 the term "finish" is also slang for an orgasm.
      She is implying their husbands are bad at bed, and they're not making the women finish.

  • @osmelricardo1001
    @osmelricardo1001 Před rokem +10625

    Bro that was as clever as it was savage. She’s funny funny.

    • @davidmarvy6788
      @davidmarvy6788 Před rokem

      What?! Any husband is better than being a single 35 year old white woman. She is the joke not the married women. I'm hoping you're 17 and just don't understand life yet

    • @picklerick2667
      @picklerick2667 Před rokem +44

      🤓

    • @jaehyunsbread1490
      @jaehyunsbread1490 Před rokem +78

      I dont get it can someone explain?

    • @unknownuser8084
      @unknownuser8084 Před rokem +464

      @@jaehyunsbread1490 they made fun of her for not finishing races she makes fun of them for not finishing during sex

    • @wummrs
      @wummrs Před rokem +61

      It’s really not that clever. If you think making use of polysemy is clever then you probably aren’t very clever yourself.

  • @swampmelons2173
    @swampmelons2173 Před 4 měsíci

    That shit almost made me spit out my drink when she set up the punchline and paused and the crowd got it simultaneously 💀

  • @_EMO4EVER_
    @_EMO4EVER_ Před 5 měsíci

    My jaw dropped to that one- that’s hilarious 😂

  • @kaylaplaysthesims
    @kaylaplaysthesims Před rokem +11117

    The smile. The silence. The screaming and laughing. It’s perfect.
    (Edit: 10K LIKES YALL GOOD???)

    • @xiangyuanpeng8120
      @xiangyuanpeng8120 Před rokem +7

      looks like katee sackhoff's twin

    • @kabir2077
      @kabir2077 Před rokem +3

      The smile. The silence. The screaming and laughing-
      The facebook friend from the cross country team in the audience named Hillary.

    • @elidyson256
      @elidyson256 Před rokem +2

      Sry I didn't get the Jk. Her friends got married but she didn't... And? 🤔

    • @kaylaplaysthesims
      @kaylaplaysthesims Před rokem

      @@elidyson256 listen to what she says afterwards. “Who’s DNF(Do Not Finishing)ing NOW, Hillary?” The joke isn’t who’s married and who isn’t, it’s that this lady got DNF for a while in high school, but now it’s the bullies who are DNFing.

    • @elidyson256
      @elidyson256 Před rokem

      @@kaylaplaysthesims that's what I wanna know, how are they dnf, sorry for my slow brain. It's probably the first joke I'm asking what they mean. Sry

  • @achild4062
    @achild4062 Před rokem +4879

    "dnf, go ahead you can say it"
    that one guy: do not- oh-

    • @user-we5pd7ds5o
      @user-we5pd7ds5o Před rokem +27

      It’s *DID* not finish. I swear, people who’s second language is English, shouldn’t even be in here!🙄😒😑

    • @What-xv1cf
      @What-xv1cf Před rokem +272

      @@user-we5pd7ds5o *looks at your username* ok

    • @ok-kc5fg
      @ok-kc5fg Před rokem +96

      @@user-we5pd7ds5o bro ur user???

    • @SunsetBlvd13
      @SunsetBlvd13 Před rokem +164

      @@user-we5pd7ds5o dissociative identity disorder?

    • @vaibhavi.singh.
      @vaibhavi.singh. Před rokem +123

      @@user-we5pd7ds5o pls tell me that was sarcastic

  • @IRVisionPrints
    @IRVisionPrints Před 4 měsíci

    Fantastic delivery on this 👏 👏 👏

  • @kylemichael758
    @kylemichael758 Před 2 měsíci

    That husband line and break for the audience was 🤌 perfect 😂😂😂

  • @rinikat28
    @rinikat28 Před rokem +4653

    not enough people talking about the excellent joke at the beginning "it was the closest thing to being a horse"

    • @Greedo96
      @Greedo96 Před rokem +109

      Cause it's not funny

    • @alexallen1554
      @alexallen1554 Před rokem +57

      It’s literally a useless aside, not a joke

    • @katiesullivan8754
      @katiesullivan8754 Před rokem +4

      💚💙

    • @chimes023
      @chimes023 Před rokem +167

      I guess it's only funny to people who watched the other short where she says she was a horse girl

    • @antix527
      @antix527 Před rokem +120

      The people not finding it funny are those who don't realise she has an ongoing joke about being a horse girl, lol

  • @lionsatmidnight
    @lionsatmidnight Před rokem +23928

    “DNF, you can say it.”
    Some guy: Do Not Fu- ohhhhh..

  • @Alliswell-mh8ys
    @Alliswell-mh8ys Před 2 měsíci

    Ok this bit is hilarious 😂 hats off

  • @girlgirl2850
    @girlgirl2850 Před 5 měsíci +1

    the way the crowd immediately understood what she meant

  • @sheilapanecatl2732
    @sheilapanecatl2732 Před rokem +3457

    When she said they called her that I instantly thought “Do not faint” 😂

    • @lonely_saturn
      @lonely_saturn Před rokem +8

      Same

    • @terrylee7997
      @terrylee7997 Před rokem +8

      Well my mind instantly thought of DNR and I was like whoa thats dark…
      But my brain is obviously stupid. 😂

    • @thebestcouchpotato613
      @thebestcouchpotato613 Před rokem +9

      i thought dreamnotfound . . . . but that might just be me

    • @RealNero_TV
      @RealNero_TV Před rokem +4

      @@thebestcouchpotato613 NOPE I THOUGHT IT TO

    • @Renisweird
      @Renisweird Před rokem +1

      Same

  • @haymeatball931
    @haymeatball931 Před rokem +1697

    "I chose cross country because it was the closest I could get to being a horse."
    That one guy in the back: HAA!

    • @doodledragon4648
      @doodledragon4648 Před rokem +7

      HAHA honestly I would do the same!

    • @River2384
      @River2384 Před rokem +10

      That's why I joined track and did hurdles lol. I always used to pretend to be a horse and jumped over everything constantly so hurdles seemed the way to go! Well fun fact, they are very tall and you should probably try it out before your first meet. I did not and looked like a scared horse freaking out at a jump. I finished but it was not cute, and like three minutes after everyone else was done..😅

    • @kurtsudheim825
      @kurtsudheim825 Před rokem +2

      In the only other bit I've seen if her she did a joke about horse/pony

    • @info781
      @info781 Před 5 měsíci

      Ok I did not get it, but referring to a horse before makes sense

    • @haymeatball931
      @haymeatball931 Před 5 měsíci +1

      ​@@info781 horse girls

  • @Rosbin
    @Rosbin Před 5 měsíci

    I feel you with the break lol, sometimes I just read my writing and need a break-

  • @B33-Animates
    @B33-Animates Před 4 měsíci

    I love how you could hear the joke settle in before everyone was was like oh-…. OH 🤣🤣🤣

  • @hadboo9520
    @hadboo9520 Před rokem +4234

    “Dnf”
    Ah shit here we go again..

  • @VocalQiVr
    @VocalQiVr Před rokem +4127

    Bro I screamed whenever she said "now I see your husband"

    • @diyabudhdeo
      @diyabudhdeo Před rokem +63

      I don't understand can you explain?

    • @ebayerr
      @ebayerr Před rokem +43

      @@diyabudhdeo : I didn't understand it either.

    • @atreus4277
      @atreus4277 Před rokem +28

      I'm still confused. Someone help.

    • @slutycgd
      @slutycgd Před rokem +22

      @@diyabudhdeo Same I don't get it (which I never get jokes)

    • @slutycgd
      @slutycgd Před rokem +131

      @@diyabudhdeo I get it!! Dnf stands for "did not finish" she's saying I see your husband meaning they won't last (at least I think that's what it means)

  • @tomasteply1956
    @tomasteply1956 Před 3 měsíci

    The pause before the punchline when you realize what's coming 😂

  • @marcusmorrow3900
    @marcusmorrow3900 Před 4 měsíci

    The "oh shit" killed me.😂😂

  • @kokuthakatsu
    @kokuthakatsu Před rokem +4442

    “my nickname was dnf”
    **slowly turns around too see my dark asf past**

    • @farheenrokon1272
      @farheenrokon1272 Před rokem +115

      past?.. it’s my past present and future 💀

    • @FaolanSan
      @FaolanSan Před rokem +20

      @@farheenrokon1272 Same💀

    • @kokuthakatsu
      @kokuthakatsu Před rokem +57

      @@farheenrokon1272 i’ve left the fandom a couple months ago, now i cant even stand it because i used too do.. *things*

    • @afailedabortion
      @afailedabortion Před rokem +26

      @@farheenrokon1272 Damn that's embarrassing

    • @cammcdaniel2700
      @cammcdaniel2700 Před rokem +14

      Context? I don't mean to pry into your personal life but I'm very intrigued

  • @courtney_marie
    @courtney_marie Před rokem +829

    “Hillary” watching this 💀😂💀

  • @pastorslant
    @pastorslant Před 4 měsíci

    Really went for the jugular on that one 😂

  • @user-oy7ol9ro8x
    @user-oy7ol9ro8x Před 4 měsíci

    The silence said it all 😂

  • @cream7569
    @cream7569 Před rokem +4632

    “And know I’m Facebook friends with them, and I see their husbands.”
    Crowd: *literally the loudest scream ever know to mankind*

    • @nostradamus7648
      @nostradamus7648 Před rokem +2

      Now

    • @krisanddoggos4814
      @krisanddoggos4814 Před rokem +73

      sorry.. i don't get it? is it like coz their husbands aren't good looking or something and hers it?

    • @stevenhargis1513
      @stevenhargis1513 Před rokem +24

      @@krisanddoggos4814 yeah I don't get it either

    • @eddied.5156
      @eddied.5156 Před rokem +22

      @@krisanddoggos4814 maybe it's actually funny in the whole context of the bit, she thinks she's winning because she's alone and they have a family? 🤷🏽‍♂️

    • @notsokaren
      @notsokaren Před rokem +31

      Lol I didn’t really get it either but I think the joke was that she didn’t say “and their kids”. So I think the punch line was they didn’t finish getting to having kids. Or like their husbands are that bad looking so they did not finish by having ugly men😅

  • @elibella5660
    @elibella5660 Před rokem +1885

    "And I see their husbands...."
    **Long pause to let what she just said sink in**
    Brilliant! Love it 💜

    • @rayaanxmir
      @rayaanxmir Před rokem +76

      i didn’t get it-

    • @ericad528
      @ericad528 Před rokem +54

      I don't get it either

    • @ospreytalon8318
      @ospreytalon8318 Před rokem

      @@rayaanxmir
      She's implying that the girls who taunted her for not finishing races now have such unattractive husbands that there's no way they're finishing in bed.

    • @elibella5660
      @elibella5660 Před rokem +147

      I mean comedy is a form of art, so I like it when the comedian doesn't feel the need to explain everything, but instead leaves space for the audience to fill in their own interpretation.
      I took it as a slam on their pick of husbands. As in, one look at them and you already know that none of those wives are getting to finish. Ever. 😂 😂 Somewhere this Hillary is rolling her eyes but at the same time knows this shit is sadly true. At some point tonight she'll be thinking "Well that was another DNF." And roll her eyes again😂😂😂

    • @a-a-rondavis9438
      @a-a-rondavis9438 Před rokem +43

      @@rayaanxmir so y'all didn't get the punchline either?

  • @user-fo6yy4wr8b
    @user-fo6yy4wr8b Před 5 měsíci

    The cinematography in this is top-notch.

  • @dinguseee
    @dinguseee Před 5 měsíci

    girl summoned an entire fandom 🫡📸

  • @lexie311
    @lexie311 Před rokem +13099

    "my nickname was DNF"
    Me:"should I even look at the comments
    Edit: why did this comment get so many liked
    edit 2 : MUM IM FAMOUS

    • @TravalerLumine
      @TravalerLumine Před rokem +171

      Lol yes I had the feeling dsmp Fandom was summoned XD

    • @The_w3irdo
      @The_w3irdo Před rokem +24

      It hase 👹👹👹🗿🗿

    • @rotten_egg_pie
      @rotten_egg_pie Před rokem +134

      "Sometimes all i think about is you-" 💚💙

    • @maddierose2321
      @maddierose2321 Před rokem +59

      My people have arrived

    • @craftee8855
      @craftee8855 Před rokem +59

      As soon as I heard dnf I came to comment section searching lol

  • @cjbierschwale4109
    @cjbierschwale4109 Před rokem +3372

    “My nickname was dnf”
    …oh god- oh god please no

    • @silverpanda4940
      @silverpanda4940 Před rokem +43

      Are you also an Mcyt fan and thought what I thought?

    • @craziemace2054
      @craziemace2054 Před rokem +33

      If you are also a MCYT fan I understand your pain 🥲 that’s exactly what i thought 😂

    • @AndyKnight
      @AndyKnight Před rokem +21

      why do y'all gotta come in and ruin everything💀

    • @ashra3577
      @ashra3577 Před rokem +2

      @@AndyKnight i thought they were talking abt old jelly

    • @KawaiiRuby7
      @KawaiiRuby7 Před rokem +2

      Mcyt?

  • @user-fn3yb4zg4n
    @user-fn3yb4zg4n Před 5 měsíci

    Absolutely beautiful!

  • @michaellandry3105
    @michaellandry3105 Před 10 dny +1

    She first joke tricked me

  • @conservat1vepatr1ot
    @conservat1vepatr1ot Před rokem +1901

    “Pick a sport,
    Any sport,
    You can play it,
    We’ll support”

    • @valarheim755
      @valarheim755 Před rokem +47

      words I wish I heard

    • @ohblobby
      @ohblobby Před rokem +40

      sounds like a poem lolol

    • @lannisterfilth
      @lannisterfilth Před rokem +23

      Sounds like a cheerleading chant.

    • @xanderx8661
      @xanderx8661 Před rokem +3

      “We’ll support YOU”

    • @barbaraclark5320
      @barbaraclark5320 Před rokem +3

      Chanted to the cadence of:
      It’s alright 👏
      It’s ok👏
      We can beat ‘em👏
      Anyway👏

  • @jettjonesmusic5173
    @jettjonesmusic5173 Před rokem +10201

    I think they accidentally summoned an entire fandom

  • @jflemmingo4946
    @jflemmingo4946 Před měsícem

    She said it almost like Hilary was at the show 😂

  • @niinii3444
    @niinii3444 Před 2 měsíci

    The best revenge

  • @jay-sw7tn
    @jay-sw7tn Před rokem +716

    "DNF"
    I cannot escape, here we go again...

  • @beesbrownies
    @beesbrownies Před rokem +1373

    I loved the rhyme at the beginning and the honesty of the horse thing 😭

  • @user-lx4jq5ut9m
    @user-lx4jq5ut9m Před 5 měsíci

    The smirk 😂

  • @brad238899
    @brad238899 Před 3 měsíci

    Beautiful transition! Lololol

  • @mydarlingzay7011
    @mydarlingzay7011 Před rokem +2063

    The “you go girl” in the crowd is just UGH

    • @visiblysourced4641
      @visiblysourced4641 Před rokem +82

      Is that a gay UGH or a disgust UGH

    • @TheDovahBorn
      @TheDovahBorn Před rokem +53

      @@visiblysourced4641 both

    • @0b100
      @0b100 Před rokem +32

      @@visiblysourced4641 Please tell me "gay UGH" means what I'm hearing in my head. Like a gay kid who thinks his "girl-friend" slayssssss. 'Yes sister' type shit, correct?

    • @visiblysourced4641
      @visiblysourced4641 Před rokem +35

      @@0b100 yh basically. A gay UGH would be “UGH, god shes slaying”. Yknow?

    • @lokiasgard7247
      @lokiasgard7247 Před rokem +2

      @@visiblysourced4641 bro I had that kid as a friend and I regretted it so much

  • @calebv9307
    @calebv9307 Před 5 měsíci

    the "go ahead girl" killed me

  • @rockiaustin6235
    @rockiaustin6235 Před 5 měsíci

    The guy in the back "Go ahead girl!!!" ☠️😂☠️😂☠️

  • @Birdman117
    @Birdman117 Před rokem +821

    She has no idea her be best line would be “closest thing to being a horse” 🤣🤣

    • @sickkunt1573
      @sickkunt1573 Před rokem +12

      in what universe was that the "best" line she had?

    • @bballlegend446
      @bballlegend446 Před rokem

      @@sickkunt1573 bc the rest wasn’t funny

    • @danielb8888
      @danielb8888 Před rokem +7

      This universe.

    • @zmoneyzero
      @zmoneyzero Před rokem +4

      That seriously was her best line

    • @sacriste
      @sacriste Před rokem +1

      Exactly and sad thing the horse is like 6 and dnfing is like 4.