MSSP - Shane's Spooky Childhood Friend Mike Myers
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From Matt and Shane's secret podcast ep 44
"Even Kapernick would stand up" ahaha
Thank god this is a SECRET PODCAST ...
Ikr
No one will ever know that they say non-PC shit.
yeah I'm glad no one listens besides us
@@n-wordheelflips2648 shhh. What podcast?
Good thing.
“This is the worst thing we’ve ever said…I’m not done though” lol
That line “someone throws a vortex whistler in the distance” makes me want more Matt stand up.
I was doing the dishes listening to this and I absolutely lost it at that part 😂
New special!!
holy shit, I was listening to this part and went to he comments because Matt was going so crazy, and I read this line as he said it so perfectly
Ironically
I love of all things the boy Shane gets cancelled for just an Asian joke, meanwhile shit like this pops off on the pod 😂😂 hilarious fellas
Mssp and warmode are the fucking shit. Love these pensylvania dudes.
He would’ve gotten away with it too if it weren’t for that meddling Bowen Yang
i didnt listen to the podcast back in these days... but have been listening to these old clips, and i am legit shocked at what actually got Shane "cancelled".... theres SO much more shit these rascals have said... hahahaha
To be fair, he wasn’t really famous enough to be “cancelled” he just got fired… from a show that would have made him famous THEN got him Cancelled
Used to pop off. Now he's more tame.
“now I’m double smart” 😂 jesus dude
We had this kid, Ben, he had a British accent, wore Vietnam era military fatigues(2001). He grew up in the swamps, he would tell us his parents would cook up roadkill, and no one believed him. His mom chaperoned a field trip to some theme park. Everyone believed him and understood why he was the way he was.
He had a rat tail haircut and buck teeth until he could grow a bowl cut mullet in high school.
You sure he wasnt Theo Von?
Jeezuz, I worked with a Ben who also put on a Bristish accent and always wore the same clothes everyday. Same shabby black thigh length winter coat. Kinda reminded of Heath's Joker. Got accused of stalking a lot of coworkers online...
@@juliangrant9718 Yikes 😳
Today he’s known as Oliver Tree
“If you’re a kid who’s totally unfazed about that? That’s a fucking deal” 😂😂😂 8:00
This might be the worst thing we’ve talked about on a podcast… no no I’m not done 🤣🤣🤣
My highschool literally had a mike myers-esque dude who graduated like 3 years prior to my freshman year, but he would show up to every single football game and record it, he lived on the same street as my friend and would always walk up to us in the morning at the bus stop and try to give us chocolates but I don't think he ever tried to lure us, he would also ask my friend's dad who was a fire chief if he could get a job as a fireman about once a week. I'm convinced that every small town has a mike myers
Yea, especially Haddonfield.
Autism Spectrum Disorder grindset
The r tards love a volunteer fire man role we had 1 tiger Tim who was a volunteer fire man n low n behold bout 5 years bk hecwas caught on 1 ov those predator stings he rolled up 2 meet a 13 year old girl 2 take her 2 Skegness 4 the day n was a team ov nonce catchers it was a great vid the moment he realised he was screwed lol I seen him on a bus few weeks back n cussed him out loudly told every1 watch there kids n what he did it's sad ever town city n village there's a tiger tim/mm lurking round our kids
Ours is bama Brian. He looooooovvvves football.
The line about a jv girls game being like gatsbys party is so funny. This clip is super relatable. Every town has a mike Myers or 2.
Shane almost got the Bobby lee experience.
What, shagging a Nicaraguan Girl who looks like Natalie Portman in Leo th Professional?
Every day for a summer
matt’s description of being molested by mike is golden
Matt: this might be the worst thing I think we’ve ever discussed
Shane: alright so
Matt: no no no no no, I’m not done 😂
God damn this is top tier comedy
middle aged slow guys LOVE tossing around the ol' nerf football
They LIVE for it dude.
Our mike Myers was joe-man. He was turdy-tree years old his whole life. He thought he was faster on his bike than any car. One day my boy jockey challenged him to a race, jockey would drive in reverse and joe man on his bike, so the car is in the lead naturally, and just before the finish line he slams on his brakes and joe man hits the hood and goes flying over the car in front of all the kids in the neighborhood it's was the hardest I ever fuxking laughed in my life
LMAO, holy shit that retard must've gotten fucked up
That might have punched your ticket to hell with that but that’s fucking hilarious
I laughed reading this. Thank you
Joe Man rules
This is like when John Favrou and Christopher Moltisanti are swapping stories and Christopher starts an innocent enough story but ends with having thrown acid in a trans person's face
Michael Meyers is shane when he puts on a batman mask
That picture Matt painted makes me think that Mike got him
Even Kaepernick would stand up 😆
9:55 the way he says “what!?” Kills me
He's gonna launch a whistler into your butt is such a funny line
We had a mike myers. His name was Harrison but he hung around the out side courts and tried to see our feet and coach us in basketball. So we called him coach Harrison. And he would buy us beer to see our feet and touch em. Everyone had a mike myers.
You still have the best feet I've seen .
Holy shit
How successful was the feet/beer pitch?
"This might be the worst thing we've ever done....no I'm not done yet!" 😂😂😂
We were in our Roman catholic church during school. We were 6th graders. One of the kids, KJ, who was a total idiot but surprisingly athletic, went down into the church bathroom. He came back up and sat down next to us. We were kinda goofing around or whatever and then he says "some guy grabbed my butt in the bathroom" . It was the single funniest thing I'd ever heard. He was asking like "do I tell the teachers?" And it was just so funny. We were laughing to the point the nun came over to us to tell us to stop and then he told the teacher. No idea what happened next. Don't care either. Funniest church moment in my life
holy fuck matt fucking went there
Matt saying this is the worst thing we've ever done followed immediately by no no no no no no I'm not done! Is amazing
I believe the mustard on the dick thing is called “The Portland Frank.”
Did you go to summer camp in Nebraska during the 60’s? Lol
That's my nickname for your Mom, weird.
whadda know whadda say
@@gregmoralesCA90he was a counselor
we had a mike myers type who used to cruise the community pool parking lot in his burnt orange mustang. every time he would drive past someone would yell out "peter pan!" and we would all dive into the pool to hide.
It’s nerf or nothing
🤣🤣🤣🤣
Using this language in 2022 is so stunning so brave
I listened to the cast and said wow this is so stunning so brave
@@Brojack69 😂
@@mikecap6027 UNDERRATED
Fighting in a war is stunning and brave lol
Great insight 😂
“Totally unphased by the sexual assault” 😂
I’ve been watching Beetlejuice highlights every night for the last two weeks.😂
I had a friend named Mike myers he was cool as shit died freshman year rip Mike dude
I'll pour one out for big Mike 🍻 RIP
Mike rest easy in heaven homeboi
I had a Michael Jackson at my school, but he moved away freshman year.
"Getting jelqed by Mike Myers, dude. He probably gained at least an extra inch." 🤣🤣🤣🤣
I remember a guy at our local pool, probably in 98 or 99, that would spin you in the water and launch you into air if you asked him. He was deaf, but also a little slow. My friend told me about it and would run over to him and get launched in the air. I questioned it more than my friend did. My parents had us stay away from deaf mike myers after that.
we had a few mike myers, one was mad dawg. he would just walk around town mad dawging everyone. hope hes still out there mad dawging
I'm laughing so hard at that picture of Shane. I really need to know its origin story.
Its his first tindr pic
Those people love high school dude. The janitor at my old HS was literally a former student that refused to stop showing up for like 5 straight years after graduation
just the bois chatting
I just ordered a vortex whistler off Amazon because of this video. It arrives Saturday. Myers ain’t gettin’ me…
this is for sure the darkest MSSP clip ever
Double smart is insane 😂😂
There’s not a nerf in sight 😂😂😂
Can't get enough of this podcast bro. Im listening for Matt
“Now I’m double smart!”
6:01; vortex whistler😂😂😂
Mike Myers ripping off your Lees killed me
FOR THE TROOPS
Old testament is too hot
The selfie in the thumbnail is killing me
Holy shit. I lost it at the camp mustard game story.
Old test is so much better, such a shame and a blessing
“Must be like going to the emmy’s”
Holy shit when he said I’m double smart now I almost died choking
This inspired me to look up my hometown version of this guy. He was still alive and kicking
this has to be the funniest one ever. i feel every one had a michael in their town.
This is hot cast
I'm watching this and posting from a sheetz.
Ain't nothing like dumping large up in a Sheetz toilet stall, stay strong dawg.
doing the same ruff out there man stay ready
Wawa is coming to town soon!
RIP Cumtown
Hell yeah, dude.
I've honestly been genuinely upset lol what a gay thing but it's true
Mid podcast
That Sheetz camo shirt is fuego!
“Gen 1 Mike Myers pulling you out”
And somewhere off in the distance someone let’s a Vortex Whistler go ....hahahaaa
Now I’m double smart! 😂😂😂😂
The origin story 😂
This is so fucked 😭😂 love y’all boys
There’s 3 Mike Myers I know in my town…. A town of about 3,000, also all 3 are Re-Re lol
This is definitely in top 3 best ever
I like imagining it was the Austin Powers Mike Myers
When I think of Michael Myers I think of austin powers and so I married an axe murderer and it makes this even more funny
This was honestly one of the funniest things I've ever heard. And I haven't heard "funny guy" since my grandpa.
That shirt is amazing.
I can't believe they just moved past "he survived the World Trade Center" without one single comment 😂
"persuaded by nerf" 😂
So I looked into it Micheal Myers of Harrisburg PA died at the age of 54 in 2006…. And then died again at the age of 54 in 2011….
The camo sheetz long sleeve fucking roasted me
even kapernick would stand up LMAO
Yes. Absolute yes.
Shane sounds a lil different. I dunno if it’s a diff mic or what but def sounds different
dude the camo Sheetz shirt😂😂😂
that Sheetz shirt is killin.
Shane had a close shave wit ole Mikey!!?? 😂😂😂
Love this podcast so much 😭😭
Final destination hahaha
The love guru... Classic
Everyday for a Summer
seeing shane with a sheetz shirt on puts a smile on my face
Sheetz is bar none the best gas station brand in the US
I like how Shane realizes he essentially admitted he thought the high school cheerleaders are very attractive but the difference between him and Mike Myers is that Mike doesn’t consider the dangers and repercussions lmao
"I been watching beetlejuice highlights every night for the last 2 weeks."
I read a story about a son of Syrian refugees who’s father had Down Syndrome and lived life as a cobbler (shoe maker) before migrating to America.
Beetlejuice highlights are the funniest thing ever.
Spell red
He had a car, he wasn't that Tik Tokd
You guys are the best lol
Shane in that sheetz shirt looks like every highschool redneck from my town
I love how Matt can never follow Shane’s stories
Bro that dude in Upper Darby we called him Tony Golden showers. He would lay in his bath tub and pay you to piss on him.
Wait, you guys got paid??
@donkedik7793 I was 16 and it was good money lol.
We had a local dude...he was about 30 when I was in 5th grade. Definitely “touched” by God. It wa the 80’s so rumors only.
funny as hell
So I’m sure everyone knows about Uncle Eddie in Center City/SP area, does anyone from this area also know about ‘pissing on Tony’? Creepiest ever
Unbelievable Lmao