Everything Wrong With The Girl On The Train

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  • čas přidán 27. 02. 2017
  • The Girl on the Train is a movie that is basically f*cking with you the entire time. It's not a fun experience. And it's plenty sinful.
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  • @KeriAnnBanjo
    @KeriAnnBanjo Před 7 lety +1895

    They couldn't name the movie "The Girl Who Only Makes Bad Decisions" because I never gave anyone permission to use my autobiography

    • @j.b.booker7912
      @j.b.booker7912 Před 7 lety +3

      Keri Ann / waka waka

    • @larryjohnson1173
      @larryjohnson1173 Před 7 lety +9

      Keri Ann would you be willing to make one more? because I also get so shit-faced and end up on a train, obsessing over people who just came out get some fresh air. If you can buy your own train ticket, I'm willing to allow you to join me in my Misadventure... I'll save you a seat.

    • @encycl07pedia-
      @encycl07pedia- Před 7 lety +8

      I'm pretty sure if you only made bad decisions you wouldn't make it to 18. But sure, your life sucks.

    • @angryyogbuscus1578
      @angryyogbuscus1578 Před 7 lety +16

      Keri Ann You shouldn't have posted this. This was a bad decision.

    • @D_YellowMadness
      @D_YellowMadness Před 7 lety +4

      Pan's Labyrinth is already that movie.

  • @Rilaren
    @Rilaren Před 7 lety +2225

    Jesus, this shit was so confusing that even the sins were hard to follow.

    • @Mimyakko
      @Mimyakko Před 7 lety +110

      Rilaren the husband did it and was tricking his ex-wife into thinking she was crazy because she couldn't remember anything from all the liquor over the years. that's pretty much it. kinda boring if it was actually played in chronological order

    • @WhyIShootU
      @WhyIShootU Před 7 lety +54

      Half the movie is made up flashbacks and general lying. It was so boring but my gf liked it somehow.

    • @lukelane9608
      @lukelane9608 Před 7 lety

      Rilaren agreed

    • @Moonessence1
      @Moonessence1 Před 7 lety +6

      Rilaren what was confusing?? It was a great movie

    • @Mimyakko
      @Mimyakko Před 7 lety +5

      I mean, it at least tried to make you think. Sure the whole mystery was mainly relying on the editing, but I liked that it was different. I expected it to be better though

  • @arancienne
    @arancienne Před 7 lety +1332

    The real sin was having it set in New York instead of London like the book was.

    • @JusticeforLiberty
      @JusticeforLiberty Před 5 lety +16

      London is just way to dangerous to film in.

    • @treehuggerkyle
      @treehuggerkyle Před 5 lety +16

      I thought London was a made-up city. 🤔
      #yesimkidding

    • @Libellulaire
      @Libellulaire Před 5 lety +51

      @@JusticeforLiberty
      Yes, yes. London is more dangerous than the US. A country where people don't dare going to small parks when it's night time (even if it's only 6 pm) because of the potential gangs.
      In Europe we can walk around in the middle of the night, in the US they don't dare to, but sure, London is way too dangerous. You're ridiculous.

    • @johnb5082
      @johnb5082 Před 5 lety +17

      @@Libellulaire um what
      In new york we can walk around all night and not have problems
      Media tends to stretch truths about living here

    • @GreenBaldrick
      @GreenBaldrick Před 5 lety +31

      @@johnb5082 Europe, ANY part of Europe is safer than the US. Just accept it. It's not something that needs to be discussed. Google crime rates, google prison population, google laws regarding gun ownership, ask your female friend to spend a night walking around a shady NY neighbourhood and not having anyone approach her and then tell me how safe New York is in comparison to London or any other place in Europe.

  • @bobbydowney7169
    @bobbydowney7169 Před 7 lety +1944

    I can't enjoy a movie anymore, all I hear is your voice in my head counting out sins.

    • @firestonegraywolf
      @firestonegraywolf Před 6 lety +2

      Bobby Downey so true

    • @alysiamerdavid-wasser9165
      @alysiamerdavid-wasser9165 Před 6 lety +8

      Or even a fn TELEVISION show, lol!! 😂😂 Thx C.S.

    • @lonedragon3261
      @lonedragon3261 Před 5 lety +11

      I'm kinda glad I don't get out to the theater much...I've developed a habit of saying "Roll credits"

    • @andreichirila2949
      @andreichirila2949 Před 5 lety +1

      the number of likes on this post is perfect, given it's nature

    • @49hat
      @49hat Před 5 lety +1

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  • @ciaransmith9270
    @ciaransmith9270 Před 7 lety +4022

    I was going to make jokes about trains but I lost track

    • @stevendavies2382
      @stevendavies2382 Před 7 lety +58

      enough to send anyone loco...

    • @giri1478
      @giri1478 Před 7 lety +32

      time to mind the gap :P

    • @Maikeru_Dabittsu
      @Maikeru_Dabittsu Před 7 lety +52

      I was going to replay to your pun with something punny but I lost my train of thought

    • @darthsnow657
      @darthsnow657 Před 7 lety +3

      I got that...

    • @trashrabbit69
      @trashrabbit69 Před 7 lety +28

      I'll give you credit, train puns have a very narrow gauge to make them funny.

  • @johnpaulroman3498
    @johnpaulroman3498 Před 7 lety +3028

    All the women look the same. All the men look the same.

    • @Klm49
      @Klm49 Před 7 lety +103

      John Paul Roman -> agreed 100%! Was it intentional so that Emily Blunt's confusion would feel justified/possible? or just to mess with viewers?!

    • @FrenkTheJoy
      @FrenkTheJoy Před 7 lety +119

      For real, at one point when Jeremy was saying something about them discussing Megan's murder or whatever, I was like "That's NOT Megan??"
      Is it intentional they all look the same, or was this an oversight on the part of the casting department?

    • @chelsea.1234
      @chelsea.1234 Před 7 lety +178

      Banjo Peppers Yep, it is intentional! In the book, Megan and Anna are described very similarly which adds to Rachel's (and the reader's) confusion about who she saw that night.

    • @danrox1234
      @danrox1234 Před 7 lety +38

      I know right , normally I know whats going on but this movie just fucks everything I mean I had no idea who megan or anna was.

    • @lanad133
      @lanad133 Před 7 lety +2

      John Paul Roman yes.

  • @sayonarachinkoes3182
    @sayonarachinkoes3182 Před 7 lety +728

    "we're tied forever now, the three of us" by Tom's chlamydia. bwahahahahahaha XD

  • @theequinoxodyssey7501
    @theequinoxodyssey7501 Před 7 lety +344

    It's not a swiss army style knife, it's a wine key. A corkscrew. A bottle opener. And the use of this is quite symbolic, considering that her whole life gets fucked up because of her drinking problem. Poetic justice.

  • @outcastalphagaming2512
    @outcastalphagaming2512 Před 7 lety +925

    he should do sins on sausage party

    • @moku-hm2md
      @moku-hm2md Před 7 lety +5

      Aeson Jolin - It was actually a pretty interesting movie.

    • @outcastalphagaming2512
      @outcastalphagaming2512 Před 7 lety +12

      i know itd just be hilarious to see him sin it i wonder how many sins it would get plus ive kind of been hoping for it since i saw it

    • @MichaelKucher
      @MichaelKucher Před 7 lety +41

      it's just one enormous sin

    • @Ash-ww8xg
      @Ash-ww8xg Před 7 lety

      IKR!

    • @elchemistgaming4975
      @elchemistgaming4975 Před 7 lety +27

      I'm trying to imagine how many sins he would give for the food orgy scene *shudder*

  • @joshvente6898
    @joshvente6898 Před 7 lety +252

    Even watching this I forgot who was who

    • @user-iq2xn6uu2r
      @user-iq2xn6uu2r Před 7 lety +4

      "because of my personal abilities that i personally deem to be easy everyone who does not posses my abilities is lazy/stupid/incompetent"

    • @loxurloxurs5517
      @loxurloxurs5517 Před 7 lety +6

      or maybe the movie sucks ...

  • @rowanbradley4526
    @rowanbradley4526 Před 7 lety +860

    I can't unsee the husband as Gaston.

  • @liawatson5789
    @liawatson5789 Před 7 lety +580

    This movie is weird and makes sex look gross.

    • @luiiswanderlust9209
      @luiiswanderlust9209 Před 7 lety +3

      does it has sex scenes?

    • @liawatson5789
      @liawatson5789 Před 7 lety +68

      My CRAZY diaries​ yes it does, most of them are unloving.

    • @Aristocratic13
      @Aristocratic13 Před 7 lety +3

      +Carbon Ghetto Queen love your name, but the sex in thus movie was one if my proudest faps

    • @Lishadra
      @Lishadra Před 7 lety +42

      Carbon Ghetto Queen Sex *is* gross imo but only when it's shoved in my face in weird artsy movies.

    • @HallowIsSmol
      @HallowIsSmol Před 7 lety +6

      Carbon Queen is sex gross? (14 year old virgin here....)

  • @eurydicefiori865
    @eurydicefiori865 Před 7 lety +575

    Rachel: "the 3 of us are all tied together now"
    BY TOM'S CHLAMYDIA 💀😭😭😭😭

  • @christophersheets5452
    @christophersheets5452 Před 7 lety +884

    Even with the "confusing movies" that I haven't seen before, I can usually piece together the plot after one of these videos. With this movie, I am absolutely lost

    • @jakejanson430
      @jakejanson430 Před 7 lety +42

      I deliberately watched the movie right beforehand and it isn't any better bud

    • @christophersheets5452
      @christophersheets5452 Před 7 lety +25

      Critikal That's how I felt about Inception. Watched it the first time and got the whole story. But I haven't seen this movie before. And just watching the sons video made it incredibly confusing. However, I am in no way motivated to watch this movie after watching the sins video

    • @Tarachvan515gy
      @Tarachvan515gy Před 7 lety +16

      This video made me want to watch it. Wanted to know what the hype was about. I did, and it was pretty good. Don't know how it was confusing. It had several flashbacks, but those actually helped fill in gaps.

    • @Exile97
      @Exile97 Před 7 lety +2

      dude my girl wanted to see this so i took her, i have now seen this movie twice, and i am still confused

    • @QoMSoL
      @QoMSoL Před 7 lety +6

      The story in this movie is clear as ice, wtf r u talking about? This "review" is actually a load of nitpicky bullshit. Especially coming from a guy that red the book :\

  • @giornogiovanna6445
    @giornogiovanna6445 Před 7 lety +403

    missed the perfect opportunity to play Thomas the tank engine song at the end

  • @58icarus
    @58icarus Před 7 lety +144

    At 3:50, the most ridiculous thing about that scene isn't the number of times Megan appears on her balcony, it's that any shrink - much less one already worried about losing his practice over an affair with a client - would EVER be on her bedroom balcony in broad daylight!

  • @lazyperfectionist1
    @lazyperfectionist1 Před 7 lety +343

    I will point out that even having _consensual_ sex with co-workers absolutely _can_ get one fired under the right circumstances only because it constitutes unprofessional conduct. It reflects negatively on the reputation of the company. That's all.

    • @breadeats
      @breadeats Před 7 lety +14

      It depends on job and yeah where you live in world. I can see how some big super snobby businesses fires your ass for it.

    • @nikb.421
      @nikb.421 Před 7 lety +5

      yes. Actors do it all the time!

    • @mallan6277
      @mallan6277 Před 7 lety +16

      Yeah especially if it's in the middle of a sales presentation.

    • @claucemicro1080
      @claucemicro1080 Před 2 lety

      You do know your personal time and space have nothing to do with the reputation of the company, right? It might get someone fired under extraordinary circumstances perhaps, but I don't think the guy was a minister or a marriage counselor.

    • @Mels0103
      @Mels0103 Před 2 lety +5

      @@claucemicro1080 Ok... the comment still stands. Having sex with coworkers is unprofessional no matter where you work and could end in termination. You should know this if you've ever had a job.

  • @BiodegradableYTP
    @BiodegradableYTP Před 7 lety +2416

    Wow, this movie's a trainwreck.

  • @Mrs_Funshine
    @Mrs_Funshine Před 6 lety +624

    "Justin wasn't Theroux enough" 😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @miloutjechagny
    @miloutjechagny Před 6 lety +334

    I actually loved this movie, didn't find it very difficult to follow. But i gotta agree with the names being a bit confusing, i ended up just calling them Traingirl, Scott's Wife and the Other Blonde

    • @maylee-
      @maylee- Před 6 lety +18

      Hello Geronimo me too but during the beginning I confused the two blondes lol

    • @julz3tt3
      @julz3tt3 Před 5 lety +1

      Hello Geronimo they do look alike though.

    • @rc4083
      @rc4083 Před 4 lety +1

      This movie blows. Even without having read the book. It was fucking horrible and lazy writing.

    • @JamesLM2006
      @JamesLM2006 Před 3 lety

      Which is why these horrible movies keep getting made. Because of people with really bad taste in movies.

    • @miloutjechagny
      @miloutjechagny Před 3 lety +5

      @@JamesLM2006 Not bad taste in movies, just a different opinion 😊 Remember, just because you don't like it doesn't mean your opinion is a fact! x

  • @HECKproductions
    @HECKproductions Před 7 lety +589

    primary example of "we dont even wanna tell the story of the book we are just filming random shit and slapping a book title on it as a cash grab"-snydrome

    • @Ten_Thousand_Locusts
      @Ten_Thousand_Locusts Před 7 lety +10

      HECKproductions Tbh the book really wasn't that interesting at all.

    • @HECKproductions
      @HECKproductions Před 7 lety +13

      i didnt mean to imply that it is
      and judging by the movie i have no trouble believeing you that it isnt

    • @Reefy222
      @Reefy222 Před 7 lety +7

      really? I personally thought it was a pretty good adaptation of the book.

    • @maldonr2758
      @maldonr2758 Před 7 lety +7

      nah, the book was just as bad.

    • @leathehatless
      @leathehatless Před 7 lety +18

      To be honest, the book was pretty bad, so if the movie was terrible, then it was pretty faithful.

  • @senakashiwazaki9822
    @senakashiwazaki9822 Před 7 lety +487

    A movie about a train...
    And yet, we're about to have an Emoji movie. *sigh*

    • @silentjoker45
      @silentjoker45 Před 7 lety

      Sena Kashiwazaki so true

    • @Q8Bart
      @Q8Bart Před 7 lety +3

      Thomas the Train :)

    • @TheObsidianX
      @TheObsidianX Před 7 lety

      Sena Kashiwazaki who wants to hear a story about a bridge?

    • @angryreader8857
      @angryreader8857 Před 7 lety +1

      Sena Kashiwazaki Fuck this train movie tho

    • @laster509
      @laster509 Před 7 lety

      Sheldon iS happy about it

  • @kittygrimm7301
    @kittygrimm7301 Před 6 lety +237

    To me, the biggest problem is Rachel's accent vs everyone else's. I know the book is set in London (where travel by train is more common), so I was expecting Emily Blunt to keep her English accent, but it's clear that this adaptation made the stupid decision to set it in America, which raises this question: if she's divorced from her husband and has such a problem seeing him with his new family, why doesn't she just move back home?

    • @ela5746
      @ela5746 Před 5 lety +15

      Explained in the book! Once she even called her mother asking to come home but her mother denied her request.

    • @kaedeess3266
      @kaedeess3266 Před 5 lety +11

      Ela , yeah her mom was really into herself & not supportive

    • @kiwimusume
      @kiwimusume Před 5 lety +18

      I think OP meant that since the lead actress is British and the movie’s set in the US, it raises the question “if the protag has such a problem seeing him with his new family, why doesn’t she just move back to the UK?”

    • @CopShowGuy
      @CopShowGuy Před 3 lety +4

      @@kiwimusume Moving can be expensive :(

  • @reallynotdamien
    @reallynotdamien Před 5 lety +89

    I feel like I watched the entire movie thinking that Anna and Megan were the same person...
    I mean, after Megan dies Anna literally does nothing of significance so I assumed Rachel was just seeing her...
    maybe I'm the alcoholic

  • @Dogan_TM
    @Dogan_TM Před 7 lety +125

    Wow that movie looked like pretentious garbage.

  • @angryreader8857
    @angryreader8857 Před 7 lety +230

    'By Tom's chlamydia' fucking killed me

  • @cleofaspingarron
    @cleofaspingarron Před 6 lety +888

    Discount-Jennifer Lawrence is way hotter than actual-Jennifer Lawrence

    • @CoDCory
      @CoDCory Před 6 lety +25

      juanga pingarrón you're right, I was mad when she died

    • @CoDCory
      @CoDCory Před 6 lety +7

      I can only watch this movie until detective Riley gets introduced then I lose interest

    • @xlectraheart
      @xlectraheart Před 6 lety +10

      juanga pingarrón
      Obviously you're blind

    • @julz3tt3
      @julz3tt3 Před 5 lety +1

      juanga pingarrón TRUE

    • @sultanalharbi6452
      @sultanalharbi6452 Před 5 lety +1

      Just slightly .

  • @joelayoub2774
    @joelayoub2774 Před 7 lety +105

    "God damn stop introducing girls". Lamo

  • @TheShortStormtrooper
    @TheShortStormtrooper Před 7 lety +1502

    Man that movie went right off the rails by the end. I'll leave now

    • @dippin4dots
      @dippin4dots Před 7 lety +38

      The Short Stormtrooper you need to train on your jokes. ok ill leave too.

    • @TheShortStormtrooper
      @TheShortStormtrooper Před 7 lety +31

      Sorry I'll try to get back on track. I'll see myself out again.

    • @yourmomiswithme3501
      @yourmomiswithme3501 Před 7 lety +20

      The Short Stormtrooper these jokes are a train wreck. I'll leave too

    • @pyrotactics5836
      @pyrotactics5836 Před 7 lety +18

      Guys please stop derailing each other. Lets just be friends.

    • @Galivent
      @Galivent Před 7 lety +16

      Train puns never run outta steam. I'll show myself the door

  • @lemonmania967
    @lemonmania967 Před 7 lety +980

    I just wanted to say, screw you, CinemaSins, because every time I watch a movie I feel the need to interject with "47 seconds of logos!" at the beginning.

    • @Klm49
      @Klm49 Před 7 lety +43

      lemonmania96 -> Oh I get shouted at by family for continually saying things like, stop playing the pronoun game, and calling out clichés during movies.

    • @harmonyl.2053
      @harmonyl.2053 Před 7 lety +22

      lemonmania96 or "Narration !"

    • @mannyquinn4878
      @mannyquinn4878 Před 7 lety +30

      "Guns,Ammo,Flashbacks, Excitement"

    • @Rouge_7
      @Rouge_7 Před 7 lety +17

      It's great when at a theater and the main movie starts, I say and hear several people echoing, "58 seconds of logos!" and nearly the entire audience chuckles.

    • @JohnGoetzGaming
      @JohnGoetzGaming Před 7 lety +2

      lemonmania96 watching John wick 2 I kept sinning it when a henchman would come from off screen without shooting him. Still an awesome movie though

  • @shannon504
    @shannon504 Před 7 lety +51

    2:44 that is the most Jennifer Lawrence, sounding Jennifer Lawrence acting, that any Jennifer Lawrence look-alike had done

    • @xlifewritex
      @xlifewritex Před 4 lety +5

      they wanted jen but she couldn't do the role so they hired her lookalike. It was cheaper.

  • @0DRippinG
    @0DRippinG Před 6 lety +336

    The murderer isn't even hot enough to have been with all those women, not realistic.
    It's just my personal opinion,I just don't find him very attractive(while reading the book I imagined him to be a real hunk and he's pretty average looking) and it's clearly not the only thing that was wrong with this movie. There's multiple examples of couples in which one of them (usually women) are better looking than their partners so attraction clearly isn't all about looks and mostly has to do with charisma, personality and how likable and reliable someone can be.
    The fact this man was that popular with the ladies was because he gave each of them what they wanted and he molded himself to be the perfect man in their eyes. He was a narcissist and that made him very manipulative, which is shown by how he plays all these women.
    PD: I have had my eyes checked and almost 3 years later, I still don't find him attractive 🤷🏽‍♀️

    • @jenng1770
      @jenng1770 Před 6 lety +29

      That's your biggest complaint? lol

    • @svinjamaria
      @svinjamaria Před 6 lety +56

      Honestly Scott was more attractive in my eyes

    • @brianaguilar8283
      @brianaguilar8283 Před 6 lety +24

      Did you know Chris Evans was originally cast to play the character?

    • @TheStraightedge47
      @TheStraightedge47 Před 5 lety +6

      Have you never seen the Jeremy Kyle show?

    • @PR7-82
      @PR7-82 Před 5 lety +3

      He's much older than all of them but that is never pointed out

  • @qwerty8382
    @qwerty8382 Před 7 lety +748

    The book was brilliant and the setting really made it. The quintessential British semi-detached houses were as much of a character to me as the actual characters. The Americanised film shit all over it with those ridiculous giant American houses and the beautiful views. It was supposed to be a dreary suburb near London.

    • @kawtharami2635
      @kawtharami2635 Před 7 lety +16

      I think it was too expensive to film it in London so they filmed it somewhere else. At least that's what I heard.

    • @TheYasmineFlower
      @TheYasmineFlower Před 6 lety +58

      +Anna john Doesn't make much sense - they could have filmed most of the stuff anywhere else and just pretended it to be London. They didn't need to actually film it IN London - there's pretty much no scenes in the book that describe something solely London-esque that they would have found no substitute for.

    • @josephhillyard3040
      @josephhillyard3040 Před 6 lety +34

      M L While I will admit the book was flawed and relied too heavily on murder mystery tropes. It was a thrilling and intriguing ride. Unlike the movie which is really confusing.

    • @Qtrademark
      @Qtrademark Před 6 lety +7

      Yes, the book was so good but the movie did not do it justice. Especially, moving it from the original setting .

    • @Forever_OctobersJ
      @Forever_OctobersJ Před 6 lety +5

      I thought the book was fantastic.

  • @bhq3860
    @bhq3860 Před 7 lety +1086

    Make an "Everything wrong with La La Land", and about 1 minute in, announce that the video was actually supposed to be "Everything wrong with Moonlight".

    • @eanderson9599
      @eanderson9599 Před 7 lety +5

      G M C great idea

    • @snazzy8505
      @snazzy8505 Před 7 lety +1

      G M C I blame Steve Harvey

    • @OnlyHereForCake
      @OnlyHereForCake Před 7 lety +19

      April 1st, mix the movies together and then constantly sin it for making no fucking sense

    • @gozza1993
      @gozza1993 Před 7 lety

      ?????????????????????????????

    • @MadMrCrazy
      @MadMrCrazy Před 7 lety +1

      +PrivatePublic THIS ONE

  • @chandalikepanda
    @chandalikepanda Před 7 lety +47

    As a Century 21 agent, I must say that this movie owes us an apology. List with me! I won't steal your husband!

  • @coreymancan2563
    @coreymancan2563 Před 7 lety +63

    "Tiger Woods was jealous of that swing" lol I'm dying rn

    • @homelesshannah50
      @homelesshannah50 Před 5 lety

      Considering that she tried to smash her ex I would say that ELIN was the jealous one

  • @KobesPilot
    @KobesPilot Před 7 lety +704

    What did the librarian say to the CZcamsr?
    Read More

  • @recenziifilmecinema
    @recenziifilmecinema Před 7 lety +566

    Last time I was this early La La Land was still best picture

    • @msrustyspatula8679
      @msrustyspatula8679 Před 7 lety +1

      Vlad Movie Recenzii OOOOOH burn!

    • @willhales4277
      @willhales4277 Před 7 lety +3

      Vlad Movie Recenzii OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH

    • @NotVeryAmusing
      @NotVeryAmusing Před 7 lety +11

      deathisinevitable you really haven't heard that one before?

    • @stevendavies2382
      @stevendavies2382 Před 7 lety +19

      turns out La La Land WAS best picture, but only for about 30 seconds.....

    • @j.b.booker7912
      @j.b.booker7912 Před 7 lety +21

      Steven Davies oddly enough thats about how long i lasted before i fell asleep watching la la land in the theater.

  • @ScienceTwist
    @ScienceTwist Před 7 lety +402

    my shredder loved this movie. my shredder loves trains.

  • @josephhillyard3040
    @josephhillyard3040 Před 6 lety +47

    While I will admit the book was flawed and relied too heavily on murder mystery tropes. It was a thrilling and intriguing ride. Unlike the movie which is really confusing.

  • @NishaPerson
    @NishaPerson Před 7 lety +130

    This movie is an insult to the book.

    • @kikogonzales5198
      @kikogonzales5198 Před 7 lety

      Weiss Schnee a

    • @witnessme4352
      @witnessme4352 Před 7 lety +27

      It's a shame, too. Emily Blunt is awesome and they just wasted her here.

    • @Chance57
      @Chance57 Před 7 lety +4

      Witness Me you think she didn't even read the script?

    • @livanbard
      @livanbard Před 7 lety +7

      that itself is an insult to literature.

    • @user-eu6oq2sj6y
      @user-eu6oq2sj6y Před 7 lety +1

      Umm, what are Blake's comments? Did you gave her the book?

  • @Lemur2016
    @Lemur2016 Před 7 lety +423

    I LIKE TRAINS!

  • @violetm_
    @violetm_ Před 7 lety +42

    Even with CinemaSins breaking down this film, I'm deadass still confused with the plot. 😓

    • @johnhammersmith7828
      @johnhammersmith7828 Před 4 lety +7

      I know you made this comment 2 years ago, but I'd still know what confused you about this movies plot. It's kinda confusing but pretty straight forward

    • @thecatattheend2250
      @thecatattheend2250 Před 4 lety +1

      Drinks're bad, mmkay?

  • @horrocks984
    @horrocks984 Před 7 lety +86

    The original 'The Girl on the Train' was written by my friends aunt :)

  • @GiovannaMcneil
    @GiovannaMcneil Před 7 lety +253

    I like to describe this movie as a lifetime movie with a big budget that can afford good acting and quality but damn the writers still suck.

    • @thebitchisback2392
      @thebitchisback2392 Před 7 lety +15

      Giovanna My God lifetime movies are the worst! I can literally feel my iq dropping when i watch one. My mom and sister love them.😒

    • @twdahs4088
      @twdahs4088 Před 7 lety +18

      Giovanna the book was amazing! The London setting was much better and the story was gripping! Read it in about a day. When I watched this at the cinema I was so disappointed. They ruined an amazing book with the 'Americanisation' and terrible directing.

    • @Rouge_7
      @Rouge_7 Před 7 lety +6

      We all know that a movie version of a book is not going to be as good, but THIS movie was total and complete shit.

    • @mckenna8663
      @mckenna8663 Před 6 lety +3

      !TWD&AHS! I just finished a 12 hour drive during which I listened to this audiobook. Had it BEEN an actual book I would have thrown it out the car window various times. THIS is a New York Times Bestseller??? RIDICULOUS. It stunk.

  • @JohnSmith-rm6gs
    @JohnSmith-rm6gs Před 7 lety +168

    Damn Jeremy, you forgot the Emily Blunt isn't my girlfriend in this scene...

  • @Umneriko
    @Umneriko Před 7 lety +21

    "holy mother of god!... What was I talking about?" XD

  • @wonderdodge
    @wonderdodge Před 7 lety +26

    Comcast deserves an unacknowledged ding, like you would do for Michael Bay or M. Night Shymalan. *ding*

  • @Yeah_Whocares
    @Yeah_Whocares Před 7 lety +115

    This is literally a strangers perspective of fucking Gone Girl.

    • @LordConstipation
      @LordConstipation Před 7 lety

      Oh NO! I said my Opinion!?! A drunk stranger with memory issues, no less.

    • @shadowbunny7892
      @shadowbunny7892 Před 7 lety

      Oh NO! I said my Opinion!?! I thought this story was really fucking familiar. It literally is.

    • @jason4275
      @jason4275 Před 7 lety +4

      Gone Girl and girl of a train is an insult 21st century police forensics.

  • @JonnyRants
    @JonnyRants Před 7 lety +76

    Everything wrong with this movie?
    It wasn't based in England

  • @yourfriendcocap308
    @yourfriendcocap308 Před 5 lety +13

    my only question is how that dude got his car parked like that? 12:03

  • @crownofroses2754
    @crownofroses2754 Před 7 lety +84

    Why is our narrator British when everyone else is American? The book was set in England, why can't the movie be set in England? Or have all American speakers in an American setting?

    • @rebeccamaracle2878
      @rebeccamaracle2878 Před 4 lety +2

      Because people move? I've definitely met people from other countries living in my country before.

  • @ChatiseE
    @ChatiseE Před 7 lety +578

    i had the best sleep during this movie! money worth it

    • @helenadetroya9265
      @helenadetroya9265 Před 7 lety +26

      I spent about 2 dollars on a pirate version... Still regreting it.

    • @Daviddjx44
      @Daviddjx44 Před 7 lety +2

      Torrented it and watched it for free lol

    • @helenadetroya9265
      @helenadetroya9265 Před 7 lety +1

      I was so excited when I found it that my dad decided to buy it.

    • @Aristocratic13
      @Aristocratic13 Před 7 lety

      When you say "sleep" do you mean rest or sex?

    • @ChatiseE
      @ChatiseE Před 7 lety +2

      only a dirty mind would think that I meant sex xD

  • @haraldhill7069
    @haraldhill7069 Před 7 lety +135

    Everything wrong with ET the extra terrestrial please

  • @NN-nq5qj
    @NN-nq5qj Před 7 lety +5

    "Justin wasn't Theroux enough"! Bravo CinemaSins! That pun deserves an award!

  • @dakotawilliams9509
    @dakotawilliams9509 Před 7 lety

    One of my favorite sins videos! Jeremy is so animated in it! Friggin awesome man

  • @Keerthi_0195
    @Keerthi_0195 Před 7 lety +68

    earliest I've ever been wanted to ask how do u even make these? I mean how many times do u have to watch a movie? love the work tbh🤣🤣

  • @ioncekilledamanwithmyshoe
    @ioncekilledamanwithmyshoe Před 7 lety +119

    Hah hah at 5:43 it's like "Rachel sees a former friend" and I think, "Rachel sees a former f.r.i.e.n.d.s" lol get it????

    • @ms2409
      @ms2409 Před 7 lety +43

      And look there's Phoebe

    • @hkc8544
      @hkc8544 Před 7 lety +9

      Juwon Kim that was the joke. That was literally the joke. The 'friend' was even capitalized for emphasis. Congratulations on catching something obvious?

  • @margaritam.9118
    @margaritam.9118 Před 7 lety +5

    Rachel: Fuck off!
    Jeremy: No, you fuck off!

  • @HoopsAndDinoMan
    @HoopsAndDinoMan Před 7 lety +77

    15:15 Speaking of The Hobbit, did anyone notice during that scene that Luke Evans' coffee mug had black arrows on it? I guarantee that was on purpose.

  • @thenecromancer3474
    @thenecromancer3474 Před 7 lety +127

    14:06 +1 sin It's choking when you are eating a piece of food and it gets lodged in your esophagus. What he did would be strangling

    • @crocodilerock4662
      @crocodilerock4662 Před 7 lety +29

      Gavin Hersom It can still be called choking because your choking someone out. Source: I don't shout out "Strangle me harder daddy" during sex

    • @kio4896
      @kio4896 Před 7 lety +42

      She's choking, he's strangling.

    • @thenecromancer3474
      @thenecromancer3474 Před 7 lety +2

      Still worth a sin

    • @PanSpaceman
      @PanSpaceman Před 7 lety +4

      Calm down Handsome Jack

    • @NTTofMistery
      @NTTofMistery Před 7 lety +3

      audifaux productions
      how are you able to shout choke me harder daddy, if daddy is choking you?
      daddy is bad at choking people

  • @dinsism
    @dinsism Před 7 lety +277

    Discount Gone Girl *cough

    • @Meffrgtikiii
      @Meffrgtikiii Před 7 lety

      Reaver this was way better than gone girl

    • @jmonseur5322
      @jmonseur5322 Před 7 lety +23

      This was better than nothing, because this movie was absolute garbage.

    • @Fonzzzzz
      @Fonzzzzz Před 7 lety +13

      Movie was truly unwatchable if you had read the book

    • @jasmimbettencourt358
      @jasmimbettencourt358 Před 7 lety +5

      How was this piece of crap better than Gone Girl???

    • @EvieCorwell
      @EvieCorwell Před 7 lety +2

      >Inferno
      >genuinely superb book
      HAHAHAHAHA no. Dan Brown is a fucking hack.

  • @Poppy624537
    @Poppy624537 Před 7 lety +1

    Congratulations at 500 Cinemasins videos!!!

  • @samuellerbet7990
    @samuellerbet7990 Před 6 lety +4

    Honestly, I slept 3 hours last night and I've been up for over 20 hours and these were the best 16 minutes of my life. I understood almost nothing from the point where there was more than one girl, too many names, too many characters I don't know/care about, plus I didn't watch the movie so... yeah. Amazing sins video, though it honestly confused me about as much as that April's Fools from a few years back xD

  • @Jatt2613
    @Jatt2613 Před 7 lety +47

    Ug, sorry, but this movie is so bad and boring I can't even watch you make fun of it. I read the book because I heard it was really good, and it seems like they captured the feel of the book very well in this movie: utter crap.

    • @eurekamreum5458
      @eurekamreum5458 Před 7 lety +3

      Jatt2613 haven't read a comment so on point anywhere else

    • @twdahs4088
      @twdahs4088 Před 7 lety +1

      Jatt2613 the book was good? The movie was absolute shit.

    • @elizabethbennet4791
      @elizabethbennet4791 Před 7 lety

      thats what nyc is all about.

  • @freddypearsall3934
    @freddypearsall3934 Před 7 lety +107

    Hey man you need to do everything wrong with The Wolf of Wall Street please thanks

    • @Villeful
      @Villeful Před 7 lety

      Everything is wrong with The Wolf of Wall Street

    • @freddypearsall3934
      @freddypearsall3934 Před 7 lety +7

      Jack Skellington everything is right with the Wolf of Wall Street

    • @BrynjarReynisson
      @BrynjarReynisson Před 7 lety +12

      Freddy Pearsall They should do a bonus round every time they swore in the movie

    • @aramisaac4292
      @aramisaac4292 Před 7 lety +1

      Hey Brynjar, that is what I was thinking XD

  • @bellaruesing2490
    @bellaruesing2490 Před 7 lety +5

    I love your videos they make me laugh when I feel like crying thank you for being so funny

  • @fridaytosaturday3225
    @fridaytosaturday3225 Před 6 lety +10

    HOLY MOTHER OF GOD what was I taking about

  • @JustAnotherNameYo
    @JustAnotherNameYo Před 7 lety +21

    Seems like this movie was even dumber than the book. I didn't think that was possible.

  • @PieLeFu
    @PieLeFu Před 7 lety +44

    EVERYTHING WRONG WITH HEATHERS!!!! Please let's go back to older movies for a sec!

  • @andrewthomas8687
    @andrewthomas8687 Před 6 lety +25

    I would also Sin the fact that her name is Rachel and that Lisa Kudrow is he old friend

    • @homelesshannah50
      @homelesshannah50 Před 5 lety

      I want to sin Lisa for NOT getting botox and or a facelift, gotdamn woman the wrinkles!!

  • @ShroudedWolf51
    @ShroudedWolf51 Před 5 lety +2

    The 911 thing is so untrue that it's nuts. The one time I accidentally called 911 (fat-fingered the buttons), it ran long enough for me to reach across the keypad to hit the End button and nevertheless, I was phoned back immediately, explained myself, was warned not to do it again, and STILL had two officers show up on my doorstep.
    There is absolutely no chance that some amount of police wouldn't show up after the call abruptly ending after the bloke turned off the phone.

  • @mattyh4100
    @mattyh4100 Před 7 lety +135

    everything wrong with la la land

    • @alilshotofrhum
      @alilshotofrhum Před 7 lety

      Matt Hudson Oh Yeah! OWO

    • @stevendavies2382
      @stevendavies2382 Před 7 lety +117

      and then 30 seconds later - everything wrong with moonlight....

    • @AgtX999
      @AgtX999 Před 7 lety

      Matt Hudson im pretty sure he can only do films that are out to buy.

  • @1amissingno
    @1amissingno Před 7 lety +37

    When Emily Blunt said she's playing a 'beloved character' from the book i knew there was trouble with the film.

    • @LeolaGlamour
      @LeolaGlamour Před 7 lety +21

      missingno
      She's British, pretty sure that's her humor.

  • @music_istherapy8860
    @music_istherapy8860 Před 7 lety

    i really enjoy these videos i appreciate the work & i actually learn things sometimes lol keep them coming!

  • @eldani8268
    @eldani8268 Před 7 lety +12

    "...or Justin wasn't Theroux enough" lol

  • @smolsheep77
    @smolsheep77 Před 7 lety +72

    do "Everything wrong with South Park: Bigger, Longer, Uncut." ;)

    • @encycl07pedia-
      @encycl07pedia- Před 7 lety +4

      They have to have an upload that would last more than 30 seconds.

    • @XopheAdethri
      @XopheAdethri Před 7 lety +1

      Uuuhhhhh, there's nothing wrong with it though.

  • @asphnotic6494
    @asphnotic6494 Před 7 lety +13

    My mom was reading the book and then I watched the film with her a few days ago and once it had finished she looked at me and went "what the fuck was that shit?" And I just laughed

  • @JulioMartinez-ch9nx
    @JulioMartinez-ch9nx Před 6 lety

    All right, Cinema Sins! ! Way to GO!! Confused timelines of this movie,certainly. Go Cinema Sins!

  • @igethacked23
    @igethacked23 Před 7 lety +17

    Everything Wrong With Labyrinth 1986?
    I'd love to see that

    • @JJ-wm6vj
      @JJ-wm6vj Před 7 lety +2

      James Fulkerson Then type in into the search bar. He already did it.

  • @EpicUltraKingSmizzy
    @EpicUltraKingSmizzy Před 7 lety +369

    the movie was so bad it was hard for me to even watch this video that is making fun of it.

    • @zuriach1321
      @zuriach1321 Před 7 lety +15

      same here.. i was trying to watch this before going to bed, but i switched to a different sins video.. i dont want to go to sleep with this trash being my latest memory

  • @dralien592
    @dralien592 Před 7 lety +34

    8 views, 25 likes. CZcams, go home.

    • @The8347135
      @The8347135 Před 7 lety +38

      Still? It's been over 10 years and you still don't fucking get it

  • @nigeltrotter1855
    @nigeltrotter1855 Před 7 lety +1

    15:58-Ohhhh, my gosh!!!!! My first "Tommy, how's the peeping" since I've been back to my CinemaSins binge.

  • @keyemaster
    @keyemaster Před 6 lety

    Thank you so much for showing this. I've tried to watch this twice and maybe I got through twenty minutes before I just wanted to hear her quit talking to her self or us.

  • @whyyowhyyo1822
    @whyyowhyyo1822 Před 7 lety +92

    Everything wrong with Ghostbusters 2016

    • @jbvader721
      @jbvader721 Před 7 lety +11

      He'd have to turn off the comments section like Screen Junkies did when they did the Honest Trailer.

    • @emmanuelpacheco8765
      @emmanuelpacheco8765 Před 7 lety +4

      whyyo whyyo he'll say "everything" then the video ends

    • @DxBlack
      @DxBlack Před 7 lety +2

      MovieSin Tally : ∞
      Sentence : Mr.Stay Puft's white goo
      BONUS ROUND : ∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞ * 3.14
      Sentence : The destruction of mankind so no other living being in the Multiverse ever knows what the fuck we created.

    • @Japaneseanimeguy
      @Japaneseanimeguy Před 7 lety +1

      You do realise how many people would be triggered by that? Any attempt to insult that movie is going to set of the people who cry misogyny at the slightest thing and then the people who say to calm down are going to come along attempting to be reasonable, before being drowned out by complaints from those who think the movie was shit(some of whom do hate it simply for being all female cast), which then sets off the first group's second wave, before it all devolves into a massive, controversial debate, attracting trolls, who then set off both sides for kicks and make the comment section talk about everything except the movie.

    • @whyyowhyyo1822
      @whyyowhyyo1822 Před 7 lety +3

      +Seosamh Wray that's the point, chaos is great.

  • @paulkowal7894
    @paulkowal7894 Před 7 lety +67

    Dammit cinemasins, cant you wait till after school to upload!?

    • @Rale__
      @Rale__ Před 7 lety +16

      when I was in highschool I'd just watch during my study hall lol

    • @encycl07pedia-
      @encycl07pedia- Před 7 lety +4

      Don't stay in school.

    • @tvbnine793
      @tvbnine793 Před 7 lety

      what's wrong with them uploading during school hours?

    • @gallifrey_falls
      @gallifrey_falls Před 7 lety

      Same

    • @jacobaarum
      @jacobaarum Před 7 lety

      I'm always watching during my third period

  • @madviking2195
    @madviking2195 Před 5 lety +14

    It was actually a wine key not a Swiss army knife she stabbed him with. There's only the corkscrew and a tiny knife to choose from. Wow! A rare miss by you guys. Not dissing you, just noticed one thing you didn't. Usually it's you noticing a zillion things I miss! I LOVE CINEMA SINS! NEVER STOP MAKING THESE VIDS. IM OBSESSED.

    • @rc4083
      @rc4083 Před 4 lety

      He literally said it was a corkscrew and made a joke about the Swiss Army knife.

  • @volmi2159
    @volmi2159 Před 7 lety

    500 VIDEOS!! GOOD JOB CINEMASINS!!

  • @Sam-kt1mi
    @Sam-kt1mi Před 7 lety +47

    you can't really blame movie makers for including narration at the start. it's hard for them, using a medium that has like 800% less content than books.

    • @SharkAlien66
      @SharkAlien66 Před 7 lety +9

      Sam Scott A picture is worth a thousand words. There are plenty of ways to tell a story visually and narration can be used as a crutch by filmmakers.

    • @Mimyakko
      @Mimyakko Před 7 lety

      Harley Dirk sarcasm. he was being sarcastic lol

    • @SharkAlien66
      @SharkAlien66 Před 7 lety +3

      Mimyakko Maybe? If so it's not the most obvious. It's not like text is very good at conveying tone.

  • @GravityPoison
    @GravityPoison Před 7 lety +19

    No inception "you're waiting for a train" reference/joke at the end? i don't know why i really wanted to see it but i'm really sad its not there...

  • @brownandbloom
    @brownandbloom Před 7 lety

    Congrats for making 500 videos, CinemaSins.

  • @mitzimover6434
    @mitzimover6434 Před 7 lety +16

    I enjoyed this film cos I read the book 1st. But I knew straight away anyone who hasn't won't have a clue what's going on with it n think it was shite!

    • @SWLinPHX
      @SWLinPHX Před 7 lety +2

      I saw it blind without reading a book or knowing anything about and I understood it all first time.

    • @annerison
      @annerison Před 4 lety

      I haven't read the book and I agree. Watching it a few times helped though, still really love the movie and Emily Blunt's performance in it.

    • @rc4083
      @rc4083 Před 4 lety

      How could you have possibly enjoyed the film AFTER reading the book? This was the biggest piece of shit movie that year.

  • @kingofwakanda6899
    @kingofwakanda6899 Před 7 lety +60

    Moonlight or La La Land? 🤔🤔🤔🤔

    • @alilshotofrhum
      @alilshotofrhum Před 7 lety +5

      King of Wakanda La La Land.
      This movie...... ugh

    • @benlong9431
      @benlong9431 Před 7 lety +10

      Moonlight without a doubt

    • @MicoDossun
      @MicoDossun Před 7 lety +6

      King of Wakanda moonlight no contest. La La Land isn't even in my top 15 of 2016

    • @deathby1kslimes945
      @deathby1kslimes945 Před 7 lety +2

      What are we, some kinda Moonlight or La la land?

    • @witnessme4352
      @witnessme4352 Před 7 lety +6

      Moonlight, hands down. Moonlight was mind-blowing and powerful. La La Land was fine but forgettable-- when it comes to love stories with characters dancing in space, I frankly preferred Passengers.

  • @lopezandy97
    @lopezandy97 Před 7 lety +15

    Everything wrong with the cat in the hat

  • @danjpenn3711
    @danjpenn3711 Před 7 lety

    about to watch this haha.. your review was hilarious and will make watching this a little less painfull.. I hope

  • @davschis877
    @davschis877 Před 7 lety

    Your endings are the best heavent lol like this in a long time

  • @loganpugh6202
    @loganpugh6202 Před 7 lety +11

    Congratulations on 500 videos CinemaSins!!

  • @MuuToo
    @MuuToo Před 7 lety +42

    The Girl On The Train? That has to be the lamest name I have ever heard of.

    • @roelin360
      @roelin360 Před 7 lety

      I would have watched the film otherwise, what a shame.

    • @proudofyoudick
      @proudofyoudick Před 7 lety +1

      Muu Too what about "dog eat dog"

    • @javonyounger5107
      @javonyounger5107 Před 7 lety +2

      I think they were trying to go with the so generic it's rememberable approach with the name. (Main word trying)

    • @bakaichigo
      @bakaichigo Před 7 lety

      What about "A Dog's Breakfast"?
      That was an awesome movie, BTW...

  • @panzerfaus8459
    @panzerfaus8459 Před 7 lety

    you know i can normally get a pretty good idea of what a movie is about and how it goes and what not from the cinema sins video this movie must be completly incomprehensible

  • @alanmartinez117
    @alanmartinez117 Před 7 lety +90

    I actually really enjoyed this movie...

    • @rc4083
      @rc4083 Před 4 lety +1

      How in the fuck did you find the brain cells to enjoy this piece of shit?

    • @cannibalbunnygirl
      @cannibalbunnygirl Před 4 lety +8

      @@rc4083 fkn people with opinions not the same as yours! Ammirite

    • @shannonceleste5557
      @shannonceleste5557 Před 4 lety +4

      @Ace M even though you’ve seen the movie, I recommend reading the book as well! It was thoroughly enjoyable, I found :)

    • @Sazandora123
      @Sazandora123 Před 3 lety +1

      I finished the book last night. It was... okay.