Vashnaar's Conquest DENIED

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  • čas přidán 18. 04. 2024
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Komentáře • 84

  • @rhystaylor851
    @rhystaylor851 Před měsícem +403

    I imagine Vashnaar just about to crest the hill onto the battlefield: "aw darn sorry lads, that one dark elf got beat up. We gotta pack it in"

    • @RebelCannonClub74
      @RebelCannonClub74 Před měsícem +60

      But my lord we control countless legions!
      Yeah, but they killed my girlfriend....
      So we're just going to give up?
      yeah.... I never really liked her anyway, lets go home and I'll find a new one

  • @nonesuch6833
    @nonesuch6833 Před měsícem +72

    This isn't just cheese, it's French cave-aged mountain goat blue cheese. You open this cheese and it fills the room.

  • @xtrasquish
    @xtrasquish Před měsícem +271

    This was my battle! I didn't think of that at all, what I ended up doing (submitted this a while ago) was fighting the second battle normally and smashed him hard but losing, then sweeping up with my other army a turn later, luckily he just sacked the settlement

  • @memesofwarhemmer7076
    @memesofwarhemmer7076 Před měsícem +189

    Chaos dark elf : the time of men ends here
    Legend total war: not if I have something to say about it

    • @evilmorpheus
      @evilmorpheus Před měsícem +1

      😢😢 im shit and piss and crying myself every time

  • @fareastslav
    @fareastslav Před měsícem +28

    Norscans be like “Vashnaar’s Conquest? Damn that’s crazy. Anyway…”
    Dude got ignored so hard he straight up dematerialised.

  • @stormy6029
    @stormy6029 Před měsícem +37

    Total war logic: They killed one guy, guess we'll all kill outselves now gg

  • @cryptosporidium01
    @cryptosporidium01 Před měsícem +17

    "lol see how they killed that one single girl ? We stand no chance, best we just retcon ourselves out of existence instantly"

  • @siddharthjindal1035
    @siddharthjindal1035 Před měsícem +59

    Legend just straight up ignoring the army is a level of genius i cant comprehend at 2 am

    • @fedyx1544
      @fedyx1544 Před měsícem

      Honestly I tried that strategy many times and i can never pull it off. Kudos to him

  • @cygnusx-1256
    @cygnusx-1256 Před měsícem +6

    man, that cycle charge back from the skin wolves sure did yeet her the wrong way haha

  • @yuritarded5949
    @yuritarded5949 Před měsícem +29

    gahdamn perfect time for a new disasterbattle :)

  • @hakobian2162
    @hakobian2162 Před měsícem +2

    Legend, this isn't cheese. This is impressive knowledge of the game.

  • @hai.nguyen995
    @hai.nguyen995 Před měsícem +17

    That's some stinky cheese lol. Now watch CA gives all AI the Kislev passive to combat this.

  • @freekill-krymak
    @freekill-krymak Před měsícem +164

    Watching every second of that first battle was more thrilling than any movie with 'defuse the bomb' situation.

  • @elchjol2777
    @elchjol2777 Před měsícem +2

    Vashnaar's Conquest was a royal pain in my rear in WH2. Was running a lizardmen campaign, cleared out Lustria and sailed over to the Southlands only to find Vashnaar had taken nearly every coastal settlement in the Southlands. Cutting though Vashnaar's garrisons was a major slowdown in my campaign. Took forever to wipe out the Conquest.

  • @inductivegrunt94
    @inductivegrunt94 Před měsícem +5

    Cut it real close with the first battle. And absolutely mopped the floor in the second. The Chaos God of Cheese has proven his might yet again. Vashnaar just couldn't handle the cheese.

  • @DerRofflers
    @DerRofflers Před měsícem +16

    wish I could get pizza THIS cheesy

  • @Mr.WattsVR
    @Mr.WattsVR Před měsícem +1

    Damn the strategy is amazingly well executed. Great Content as always

  • @Ezael
    @Ezael Před měsícem +10

    No Vashnaar? DENIED!

  • @Dekkalies
    @Dekkalies Před měsícem

    Ah this was glorious!!!!!! I had this happen once upon a time, similar situation and this was pretty much exactly what I ended up doing. True gem of a victory!

  • @fawi9155
    @fawi9155 Před měsícem +13

    Every inch counts ~ LOTW

  • @pvinvictus
    @pvinvictus Před měsícem +1

    Now this... is a great fkin video Legend... I would have never thought to do this... great knowledge of the game!

  • @easytanksgaming3238
    @easytanksgaming3238 Před měsícem

    Dont even think to face Legend, Vashnaar!

  • @gabrielmontenegro9476
    @gabrielmontenegro9476 Před měsícem

    Seeing this makes me glad once more that Legend uses his cheese sense for good.

  • @jdw.karasu
    @jdw.karasu Před měsícem

    Legend employing nasty shenanigans! Love it!

  • @tisiachelikii
    @tisiachelikii Před 25 dny

    2:30 - Norscan Ass-Trolls! Now that's hilarious!
    P.S - Yeah, yeah, I know that I just misheard it.

  • @sharilken
    @sharilken Před měsícem

    "My Lord, the enemy has routed one of lords."
    "Very well, pull back men."
    *A day Later*
    "My Lord, the enemy has killed one of lords."
    "My God. Everyman for themselves."

  • @knarftahw
    @knarftahw Před měsícem

    "It's not easy, but it's simple"
    -A movie I know

  • @isaacalves97
    @isaacalves97 Před měsícem

    Quickest disaster battle ever

  • @SkavenEnjoyerYesYes
    @SkavenEnjoyerYesYes Před měsícem

    Roffe Misshapen is such a great name for a emergency recruitment lord. 🤣

  • @spacesuit7263
    @spacesuit7263 Před měsícem

    A quick D from Legend to Vashnaar

  • @imperialdoctor
    @imperialdoctor Před měsícem +1

    Vashnaar Conquered.

  • @strakk
    @strakk Před měsícem +1

    Oh man the cheese is so smelly!

  • @joydjinn8692
    @joydjinn8692 Před měsícem

    "Every inches count." -LegendofTotalWar, 2024

  • @MojocatAMVs
    @MojocatAMVs Před měsícem

    That's probably the dumbest outcome of this cheese I've ever seen. I love it

  • @x0lopossum
    @x0lopossum Před měsícem

    4:00 Such an intense moment.

  • @albertolomazzi3615
    @albertolomazzi3615 Před měsícem

    Please, is the dwarf rework video coming??? Love your content❤

  • @DrDouche75
    @DrDouche75 Před měsícem

    honestly i really learn so much cheese from LegendofTotaCheese!

  • @mr.gandersson2835
    @mr.gandersson2835 Před měsícem

    Quick thing i've noticed, you can sack and raze the same settlement for 2 victory points.
    This is mostly for the community as it's not an obvious thing.
    And when i say victory points i mean the 30+ settlements condition most factions have
    This is very useful when you're at turn 50 with 12 settlements interacted with

  • @logan666999
    @logan666999 Před měsícem

    Just when you thought you saw everything... LOL

  • @nokia8707
    @nokia8707 Před měsícem

    One time I did something similar with a Katarin army, and I got her defeat trait even though I just routed the generic lord.

  • @alexhousakos
    @alexhousakos Před měsícem

    I believe this pasta has way too much CHEESE on it. That was too funny.

  • @axyramariel7557
    @axyramariel7557 Před měsícem

    I really want to see how it all looks from the AI ​​side “Hey boss! Our second boss was just killed by a crowd! We didn’t have time!!! - So what? Let’s go in and finish with them - there are 2 times more of us.” - No boss! That’s it it's over!!! We will run into the sunset until we all die!!!"

  • @MissMeganxoxox
    @MissMeganxoxox Před měsícem

    ❤ the disaster battle.

  • @manhaltdiefresse
    @manhaltdiefresse Před měsícem

    5:21 every inch counts - that's what she said

  • @NYJWR07
    @NYJWR07 Před měsícem

    This is insane

  • @xionbhaaplays2757
    @xionbhaaplays2757 Před měsícem

    Cant wait for legend to play the new DLC. Watching others streams making me wanna rip my eyes out. :)

  • @dezmas9332
    @dezmas9332 Před měsícem

    I didn't even know you could wipe out an army before reinforcements

  • @vallytine
    @vallytine Před měsícem

    I think this is how Tywin Lannister beat Robb Stark.

  • @BlizzardAcolyte
    @BlizzardAcolyte Před měsícem

    Fun times, although it did get me brainstorming: what’s the weakest army he could put together that could beat that stack clean? (Norscan or otherwise)

  • @bovinehamster
    @bovinehamster Před měsícem

    "every inch counts" you sound like my mrs :D

  • @Boingy420
    @Boingy420 Před měsícem

    "This is CHEESE!"
    Jesus Kerist.
    SOMEONE SPOTTED >CHEESE< ON LEGEND'S CZcams!

  • @blaaaghy8300
    @blaaaghy8300 Před měsícem

    I would not have thought to keep the Lord alive just to kill the second army for free, definitely a strategy to remember.

  • @CJLJ28
    @CJLJ28 Před měsícem +1

    Hey legend new tamulkhan defeat trait +3 hero capacity will you make a video about it?

    • @Weberkooks
      @Weberkooks Před měsícem

      about a defeat trait? when has he ever devoted a video to something that small

    • @CJLJ28
      @CJLJ28 Před měsícem

      @@Weberkooks the video can be short cause he can make all of them have a defeat trait comparison and share his thought idk

    • @olafthemoose9413
      @olafthemoose9413 Před měsícem

      We'll probably get one about them once all 4 of them are revealed and the DLC is actually out.

  • @chapteriv3053
    @chapteriv3053 Před měsícem

    this is the cheesiest cheese that is not a glitch in any game i've seen.

  • @well5349
    @well5349 Před měsícem

    Sending this one to MonstersAbound lol.

  • @ArneovVT
    @ArneovVT Před měsícem

    Helen of Troy? Nah, Seraph of Vashmaar

  • @diffuusio4852
    @diffuusio4852 Před měsícem

    Clever solution

  • @josephlolla7542
    @josephlolla7542 Před měsícem

    Holy Cheese

  • @christhovhannisyan2074
    @christhovhannisyan2074 Před měsícem

    Is there a petition that we can sign to turn Vashnaar into a Legendary Lord, and have his rebel renegade faction

  • @bigquazz3955
    @bigquazz3955 Před měsícem +1

    You know I don't really see an issue with losing a few battles and settlements here and there across a campaign. People complain about reaching critical mass and snowballing too hard, making a campaign get boring.... but then they get to that point by save scumming every loss or cheesing every difficult battle.

  • @ArukGrd
    @ArukGrd Před měsícem

    Ez! Cheers

  • @WeAreLegion1
    @WeAreLegion1 Před měsícem +5

    "Every inch counts" that's what she said lol you missed the chance.

  • @varagianafro9755
    @varagianafro9755 Před měsícem

    every inch counts... thats what she said xD

  • @dmitriyk.2890
    @dmitriyk.2890 Před měsícem

    But Legend...

  • @Samiqmojo
    @Samiqmojo Před měsícem

    Delicious

  • @MrDannyWright
    @MrDannyWright Před 12 dny

    What was he talking about with that "pushing her across the map" shit? It didn't work at all.

  • @TheNebulaEffect
    @TheNebulaEffect Před měsícem

    I like how people always tell you off about cheesing and the AI objectively cheats to win because they are so stupid and straight forward.

  • @1453YT
    @1453YT Před měsícem

    hello

  • @Marakano
    @Marakano Před měsícem

    lol

  • @mattinglybr2445
    @mattinglybr2445 Před měsícem

    gg easy

  • @FxTR22
    @FxTR22 Před měsícem

    nice new exploit 🙂

    • @Agentcoolguy1
      @Agentcoolguy1 Před měsícem +5

      This isn't new. It's been around since lunch.

    • @Redbeardian
      @Redbeardian Před měsícem +4

      @@Agentcoolguy1 Time zones. It might still be breakfast for him.

  • @Jakannsein
    @Jakannsein Před měsícem

    First

  • @FxTR22
    @FxTR22 Před měsícem

    first

  • @ShiveringEroticKingBanana
    @ShiveringEroticKingBanana Před měsícem +1

    It looks like it would have been better if he didn't try to push.

  • @fyiicheckforspies
    @fyiicheckforspies Před měsícem +1

    Very unique cheese, never thought of doing this. Lately I've been just doing NAP with rogue armies spawning in my territory, then waiting until I can position armies to wipe them out in one turn