99.9% of Total War Players Would Rage Quit This Battle
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99.9% would rage quit, this includes Legend, but for the video's sake he had to endure it.
It's his wife who finished the job ))
@@welsh7858 LMAO
Trolls are so stupid you have to order them to stop in order to get them to kill
That's mostly true with every other melee unit too though, especially if there is any kind of blob going on.
That last Slayer at 49:23 just casually running under the trolls, between their legs
I call that outmanouvering them. His ancestors are now proud.
He is collecting their balls as trophies to show to his ancestors after he acsended to their dwarf heaven and prove that he was there fighting side by side Ungrim himself to make sure they won't come up short against the Urks
Did I say SHORT!!!?????
Just like in the movie.
@@alirezarezaei2976 SHORT!! thats going in the book!
That last slayer is lore accurate Gotrek lol
100%
I had a similar glitch while playing skarbrand I had some bloodhost armies attack ungrim ironfist and killed everything except 3 slayer pirates who were unbreakable. The problem i had was the fact that the 3 slayer pirates somehow had 2 hp between them and were actually unkillable and I lost the battle and since 2 of my armies were on force march they insta died even though they had plenty of units left. Kind of dumb and don't know why this sort of thing is happening.
@@Shadow-bk1im because creative assembly is a terrible company and likely wont survive the next economic downturn
@@honeybadger6275 its not CA fault but Sega cuz they are the patent company and they make all the choices
@@Random-wo2sw You really have no idea how bad the management at creative assembly is if you actually believe that.
Attacking not working properly in Warhammer III? I'm shocked, baffled even.
I'm shocked, actually shocked.
Ok, not that shocked.
When you want your units to attack the enemy tell them to STOP attacking that enemy and they will kill him. Legend just solve the biggest problem of TW:WH3 👏 Actualy brilliant. How did i not think about it when the units usually do the opposite of what they are told?!
their game is just too complex for the technical basis they have.
it is surprising how WH3 is advertised like an AAA game, while it remained in an unfinished beta state. I mean it is kinda charming, but way overmonetized for its gameplay value.
Complex games have bugs. I'm not saying it's OK. I'm not saying I like it. I'm not saying they shouldn't bother fixing it. I'm just saying, complex games have bugs. Always.
I just think it's pretty graceless to sneer about a game being in "unfinished beta state" and "way overmonetized" when if you're like most, you've probably played it for hundreds, maybe even thousands of hours? Like, not sure about you, but I've spent about 10p (~$0.15c) per hour for the time I've played this game. I've got my money's worth out of it and I think most players have, even the ones who complain about it. It's not perfect, but it's good.
@@BittermanAndyI paid over $300 for a game that's had consistent problems about one of the most fundamental components of it's gameplay for at this point over two years. 10 hours or 10,000 hours, I'll sneer as much as I want.
"I do not fear the thousand dwarves that got trolled once, I fear the one dwarf that got trolled a thousand times"-Sun Tzu, author of 'The art of the deal'
New Gotrek Origin story just dropped, that slayer must’ve been screaming for his lost manling, he can’t die heroically if Felix isn’t there to witness it
the original was just some guy screaming about his lost manhood, so it's not that different ^,^
@@diazinth wait, what?
He who trolls the trolls.
12:37 I love hearing Legend using "Slayers" and "Trolls" interchangeably multiple times in this battle.
Hello guys! This was my battle and I'm so grateful to Legend because I tried this so many times and could not overcome this. I was close in one try, but the Slayers were a problem. Once again, thank you so much Legend, and sorry for the unbreakable unit effort (that was a pain in the ass)!
The campaign is going very well after this!
You still running trolls? Lol
Please let us know what decisions got you there :)
It was Gotrek Gurnisson. He was protected by plot armor. Now we know how 99.9% of antagonists in books feel.
99.9% of antagonists forgot about the backspace key
Legend: You cant defeat me.
Ungrim: I know, but he can.
That one slayer in god mode:
Some call him a King. Yet others call him a Queen. One thing's for sure, though: he really do slay
Legend here ready to Troll the Troll Slayers with an army of Trolls.
An hour long battle. Yeah, that tells you this will be an absolute slugfest of a battle.
*bugfest
Local Slayer Too Angry to Die.
And not dying only made him more angry
Yes you earned a sub for showing me a potential fix to this damn bug.
are you a CA dev or a modder or smth else ? :)
@@Prentyss No he's GreyJuggernaut.
@@GoldSpangledBananaBoy He's an absolute unit
17:05 "Actually he's a short problem. Brrr... goes in the book" haha had me dying
The dwarves know that when Legend gets involved there’s always a grudgin’ 😂
I’ve seen that exact glitch with the unkillable Slayer playing as Norsca. I’m relieved to see that Legend knows about this cheap nonsense too. Good work, CA.
yep, theyll fix bugs that benefit the player but will leave in bugs that hurt the player and give the ai an advantage
@@soldier22881……. You too can get the invincible slayer i play dawi all the time
@@soldier22881Ah yes, their way of making the AI difficult. Community been asking for more smarter AI with authentic difficulty for years?
CA: Who needs smart AI when they get bugs like this?
The AI was so tired of Legend smashing it that it decided to become immortal.
That last slayer was the only real TROLL at the battlefield...😂
Absolutely insane. The slayer really discovered the invulnerability glitch.
that guy was certainly trolling :P
Had this immortal unit bug happen to me in a Greasus campaign and thought I was going crazy. Hour and a half battle down the drain, I did indeed rage quit the campaign and never came back.
This was fun watching you go all the same stages of grief I did , but of course you found the way out I could not :)
Was also an ungrimm battle, not sure if the bug is specific to his army.
Legend knows TW game engine better than anyone at CA)))
Got two 0 HP unkillable slayers once when i played a vlad von carstein campain. I guess the slayer died by getting pushed over while the journey's end ability (or whatever it is called) was active so they didnt actually die.
I encountered one while playing vlad too, thankfully something with the blood knights charge did it
Oh… so that’s what happened to my Unbreakable Red Skinks
that one slayer has become avatar of the god Grimnir the Fearless. Possibly the most epic battle I have seen in the TWWH3 setting of all times
This happens not only with slayer but also chaos spawns. Missile, damage dealing spell, or cavalry charge (works with Grail knights and tzeench knights) can finnish them.
A bug even more annoying than "my bats clipped into the ground and won't follow any orders anymore"
Trolls and slayers are both WH1 units. Great fixes, CA.
single entities doing stupid shit is a staple of the game since forever, never truly fixed during the decades of Total War.
this is just one instance which is rarely happening with a select unit. but this type of shenanigans are everywhere in the game, just try to run down something at the end of any battle, or there are the number of single entity heroes who charge and trip the opponent without damage.
I wanted to get into this game, but I am happy that I only bought vanilla first without spending on any expansions. this is a somewhat charming but bugged kind of game that is good for messing around a bit, and then to uninstall for good. once in a while a Legend video is more than enough.
I've seen this bug happen 3 times, in 3 separate TW games (Rome 2, wh2, and wh3) never knew how to deal with it. Thank you legend, because you are right, I quit the battle everytime. Another CA bug solved
That helpless feeling...I know. I can remember Tyrion standing in front of the Loremaster spawn point in his quest battle waiting for enemies...lol! Glad you found a solution.
Immortal entities has happened to me aswell, only with undead units and they get stuck in a "fall" due to explosive magic/bombardments.
You'd think they'd disintegrate but no, they're invulnerable due to their endless fall animation.
Unlike this slayer they couldn't move at all and nothing could break the undead out of their freefall
"I feel I earned it then" By Grimnir's Beards, You definitely earned it! I have never seen a _it just works_ game pulling off a big middle finger just to meet with an exact response from the player!
I tip my hat to You, Sir! A Legend indeed.
I've had to endure an unkillable single cohort of sotek skink for an entire hour... the little bugger was on my side too! He endured an hour of an elite endgame slaanesh army just beating on him until he finally died and i could do something else with my life
he has taken an unusual form of the Slayer's Oath
This happens in my campaign recently, units just refuse to attack and forget their orders
Title earned - 'The Uncheesable'
Weakest slayer chad
Legend at the beginning "i will lose a lot", legend at the end "so that was a lie"!!
I can’t wait for the final release of this game where units do what you command them to do every time… I might actually buy it
Nah mate, wouldnt bother. If you cant enjoy it with the bugs its not gonna get any better without them.
I never knew about the music indicating who’s winning the battle till I started watching your channel
There’s something really broken with attack animations, pathfinding, and pushing through units since the Katharine sled nerf hot fix
Yup. Dragons are having trouble pushing through infantry again, and they get almost completely pinned to the point of ridiculousness even by far slower monstrous infantry, which catch up even though Dragons should be faster, and even particularly lightweight monstrous infantry pin them way too well.
In addition, Dragons are quite janky again and once again are bad about obeying breath attack orders.
I think you earned a lot more than subscription for that shit legend time to pull out the manscaper
Imagine getting chased down by dwarfs
That “not gonna attack” thing happens all the bloody time, since 4.2
It’s made melee units, that were actually a decent choice in most armies, completely pointless.
To the point where jade-warriors AREN’T actually useful even with a few gatewardens in the army, because if you’re no attacking back, you’re still going to lose against fraggin goblins.
Using cheese to break the game is old news now, it's time to cheese to fix the game
you definitely earned a sub, your creativity figuring this out and enthusiasm when you knew you could kill the slayer got me.
This is why there is only one legend of total war. I have commented this many times over many years because of moments like this. Nice work man.
I've found the surround a unit, then tell them to stop technique also works with cavalry and monsters when running down the last few or one fleeing unit. Since they stop moving they don't knock the entities down, which allows them to do full damage, which they will do if they are in range to attack one of the entities. It is kinda dumb and counterintuitive that the best way to kill a routing unit is to tell your unit to stop rather than attack once they are on top of a unit.
Never understood CA's design choice with getting knocked over not doing any damage. If a unit is knocked over, it should deal full damage regardless of melee defense. Then just make it so heroes and LLs can't be knocked over under any circumstance. Would force battles to be more cinematic that way
I had a similar experience the other day - vs Ungrim on the map with a really steep snow hill as Vlad. 2 Slayers got knocked outside the playable area of the hill during the blob fight, no magic, flying, or ranged to deal with it so ragequit that campaign...
The runepriest lost his "rune of pacifism" and the lone slayer grabbed it....:)
I'd sub to that last troll slayer, that's for sure 😂
WHO WOULD WIN?
- LegendofTotalWar in command of hundreds of trolls
vs
- One little fat bloke with his shirt off
It's closer than you think!
Ungrim summons: Immortal Slayer!
Legend chooses: do nothing!
It's super-effective!
I never rooted harder for an AI controlled army before. The little slayer who could
This is the most intense one man army doom stack ever
Legend flexing that he is in the .1%. yacht pictures incoming.
This is like the DeeDee and Dexter episone when they can get out of the finger trap by coming together, not pushing apart haha
I had the same problem two days ago. Last slayers refusing to die, my units struggling to attack entire units of dwarves… Spent half the battle trying to kill the un breakable Legendary Lord when he was the last one left…
is it possible that what killed the immortal slayer was the troll grab animation? at 49:00 when you have two apparently immortal slayers, one of them gets grabbed and instantly dies. The second one was zoomed too far and ended the game too fast to see, but maybe the same thing happened: regular attacks do no damage, but the synced grab animation bypasses whatever the bug is and instantly kills the model. It just has an extremely low chance of triggering because the trolls just don't attack in the first place.
(sorry for the comment on an old video, no idea if this issue has already been adressed/solved)
I think I had this situation as Skarbrand. There was only one slayer left and Skarbrand just couldnt hit him. So I tried to kill him for like 10 minutes until Skarbrand fucking killed the last Slayer.
Imagine if it was other way around, that slayer would be renamed to Gotrek
So impressed with your solution to that bug. I definitely would’ve raged. Great video!
OMG you can change the location reinforcements spawn??? 2000 hours and I'm still learning from your videos. Thanks man!
I have noticed that using the halt command actually seems to make melee units more effective this patch. Eg I had throgg + trolls try to bash down a gate and they were taking ages, but every time I pressed halt they would all actually swing and take off a big chunk of its health
I almost thought about reinstalling this game yesterday... Thanks for reminding me not to.
gotreks lost twin brother
I have had this happen before and it is so frustrating. I am happy to see he was able to find a workaround.
its like violent ring around the rosie
I actually just had this issue two days ago in my new imrik campaign!! The routed dwarf general could not be targeted by imrik and my dragon. They would move to where he was when you issued the attack order and then stop
That was crazy, well done figuring out how to give that immortal slayer his good death.
I am only 27 minutes in and I can say I probably would have given up on this battle though I think I wouldn't have let myself get into this situation in the first place. Damn what a slog this must be for another 40 minutes to play out.
Tbh these videos are the only thing that get me back into TW W3. Look forward to your review on the next dlc since not to many are as brutally honest about there thoughts with it
Yeah, about that unit not listening thing... I was whooping Skaven ass with the new Gelt, and... my empire captain thought it would be funny to take his pegasus and get stuck on the ground, no longer listening to any move orders on the corner of a bridge, staring off of it. I like to think he got depression when he finally realized that Skaven were real and was contemplating life... but it's just CA jank at its finest!
fantastic battle legend, and nice use of halt to cheese gotrik reborn
I imagine that last Slayer jumping around lopping of gobbo heads but as if they were skipping and hopping on a sunny flower mead :D
That Slayer had serious plot armor.
The game just trolled him 😂, Preparing a troll stack only to meet The slayer king with his slayers spam 😂.
It's impressive how terrible Squigs are because Squig riders are pretty insane value by comparison. I've gotten Squig riders to very consistently punch above their weight.
Impressive IT work there, troubleshooting in combat.
Now that you know, next time bring the archers over to deliver the last hits.
You definitely earned my sub. Good work man.
There's no way this battle wasn't constructed by a real troll looking to troll legend by giving him a full troll stack against slayers
Hard counter lol
Fighting back vs fleeing thing was a huge problem in the first Shogun and Medieval. In Shogun routing troop would just cut through your unit causing massive damage and suffering none and it was always safest bet to just let them run. (Still I kind of miss the feeling of something so amazing as it was.) Even in Medieval running units down was a problem. (Again, very lovely game.) I think S2 fixed it, but M2 was still quite odd. No matter was it controlled withdrawal or running out of the battle, your cav just wouldn't do well and almost never got proper lance charge. And even still M2 and S2 were the peak of TW. Nowadays it's just endless clickfest that I can watch someone else playing but I wouldn't touch. It has nothing to do with the fact that last two TW I played were Empire and Rome 2. (Hint: A huge mistake, both of them.)
Oh, I've never turned the time limit off. Never ever do it. 60 min is my choice.
5mins left of video, 1 slayer bugging like hell... I'm in tears. Not really, but this is CA certified tragicomedy. Legend does amazing job and this situation? Ffs...
Ooh, that was a relief! Good job Legend! All hail LegendofBugWars! :P
Lol this battle was such an emotional rollercoaster towards the end! Nice
In his defence, the last time I confederated Ungrim he had no slayers in his army and had put red line points in buffing everything but.
When the AI is so tired of you cheesing them, they begin to create cheats that shouldn't even exist.
HOLY that was bloody genius. Great work ^.^
You earned subscription for this, makes me want to play ungrim.
It's been a minute since we had a slugger like this one. Those slayers don't mess around.
Lore accurate slayer enters the battle lmfao
That last Slayer taking tips from Galadriel from Rings of Power lol
I've had this happen multiple times, was always very thankful to have direct damage magic. Good to see there's at least kind of another way out. Stupid bug.
Dude, I would give a second sub if I could - you're a true LEGEND!
SHORT!>? *puts his name in the book again*
I had this bug multiple times.
In my cases the Slayer died if he was too long out of combat or from AOE Spells with a damage output that would kill a full live slayer model in one shot.
Stunties are too short, the trolls just kept swiping their attacks over their heads.
I'm not sure why anyone would recruit basic trolls at all in any greenskin campaign other than Grom as he can sort out their leadership. Stone trolls and Marsh trolls have a purpose, the basic ones are complete garbage. The most troll fun to have is still a Throgg campaign though.
Alternatively, the title could have been 'Fantastic Bugs and Where to Find Them'
Somewhere, Tzeentch is laughing.
You alread got my sub but have everything else for the algorythmn mate~ likes~ comments~ you name it!
Ungrim the unkillable Slayer brought his son to this battle,
Great video as always!