Visiting Hours 3 at Arkham Sanitarium for Mental Rehabilitation ( A.S.M.R. )

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  • You are visited from a few staff members, residents and visitors of Arkham Sanitarium for Mental Rehabilitation:
    0:00:00 Professor Clemmons
    0:07:45 Nurse Margaret
    0:22:30 Dr. Corvus Clemmons
    0:32:30 The Repairman
    0:41:50 Green Man
    0:48:50 The Candy Man
    01:01:20 Deep One Dave
    01:11:45 Russ the Rhino
    01:22:00 Patient 72
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    What is ASMR?
    ASMR stands for Autonomous Sensory Meridian Response and is the current (non-scientific) name given to the feeling characterized as a pleasurable tingling sensation felt in the head, scalp, back and other regions of the body in response to visual, auditory, tactile, olfactory, and/or cognitive stimuli, such as crinkling bags, hand movements, whispering and personal attention.
    ASMR videos are not only meant to help induce ASMR or "tingles", but also help provide a relaxing, calming and soothing experience for the viewer while helping to relieve their anxiety, stress, insomnia, to help those suffering with PTSD or depression, to serve as a study aid and more.
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  • @horsehammy9371
    @horsehammy9371 Před 7 lety +1490

    Corvus is like a Swedish psychologist that no one thought to do a background check on before hiring.

  • @the_dude6302
    @the_dude6302 Před 7 lety +1556

    This guy should be like a writer or something with all his characters

    • @airobirb
      @airobirb Před 5 lety +60

      omg yes i would buy a ER book if it came out or even maybe a comic on the backstories of the ER characters.

    • @lionpride2451
      @lionpride2451 Před 5 lety +7

      An asmartist

    • @picklesoncucumber4614
      @picklesoncucumber4614 Před 5 lety +5

      Multiple personalities

    • @hmidk3316
      @hmidk3316 Před 4 lety +5

      The_Dude the green man was masturbating and then suddenly the rhino man arrives and sucked him off

    • @SkyanUltra
      @SkyanUltra Před 4 lety +23

      @@hmidk3316 wrong website pal, this isnt wattpad

  • @FourNamesFourEyes
    @FourNamesFourEyes Před 8 lety +938

    Arkham
    Sanitarium for
    Mental
    Rehabilitation
    How the flying fuck did I not notice that before!?!

    • @Xsector360
      @Xsector360 Před 8 lety +6

      ikr XD

    • @deofiloweaver9592
      @deofiloweaver9592 Před 8 lety +2

      well you must have just forgot to glass a question about the name you might have found out sooner if you just pane more attention to the little details

    • @deofiloweaver9592
      @deofiloweaver9592 Před 8 lety +1

      Wasn't i White about my statement? i marked that you feel the same way.

    • @onyxvoiceacting9520
      @onyxvoiceacting9520 Před 7 lety +22

      +Deofilo Weaver Stop.

    • @benlamasan2386
      @benlamasan2386 Před 7 lety +15

      Actually....
      Arkham
      Sanitarium
      Methods of
      Relaxation
      check the Ephemeral Rift wikia (there is such a thing, look it up)
      Good Day

  • @QueenJaneway
    @QueenJaneway Před 8 lety +1046

    I get the 1930's depression era vibe from the Repairman in this video, love it.

  • @juxtalightborne3253
    @juxtalightborne3253 Před 8 lety +2268

    'Mom, where's dad?'
    'This joke is really overused, honey'
    'Yeah....I know'

    • @isaacgilliam8566
      @isaacgilliam8566 Před 8 lety +35

      So what are you doing?

    • @jackcole1014
      @jackcole1014 Před 8 lety +59

      I already mad the this joke is overused joke. This is getting paradoxical.

    • @CorruptedEditz
      @CorruptedEditz Před 8 lety +5

      +Ranomas Lightbringer well u got ur tabard yet lightbringer ? :\

    • @Dkplayesvideogames
      @Dkplayesvideogames Před 7 lety +9

      Hello. You forgot about this comment, didn't you?

    • @antlrzz
      @antlrzz Před 7 lety +8

      MMG Juxta ....Shadowhunters??

  • @urbanlegendletty6690
    @urbanlegendletty6690 Před 8 lety +2444

    Just realised that Arkham Sanitarium for Mental Rehabilitation is abbreviated to ASMR

  • @henry7001
    @henry7001 Před 8 lety +2464

    Sometimes i just forget every person here is the same person

    • @TheHouseofVinyl
      @TheHouseofVinyl Před 8 lety +95

      That's beautiful, he's an excellent actor then (8

    • @goat_is_kambing
      @goat_is_kambing Před 4 lety +40

      me too,,, especially nurse margaret,,, I've always known it as nurse margaret and not ephemeral rift honestly

    • @Angiesunshine13
      @Angiesunshine13 Před 4 lety +4

      BM same

    • @tails0389
      @tails0389 Před 4 lety +2

      goat_is_kambing 8)

    • @mintymayhem9673
      @mintymayhem9673 Před 4 lety +13

      Sometimes I wonder what it’s like when his son walks in on him a video

  • @tallstar513
    @tallstar513 Před 5 lety +610

    I like how everyone is just normal and like what they always are and Corvus just rolls up in a whole suit with a pimp cane.
    *NICE*

    • @shadowsquid5162
      @shadowsquid5162 Před 4 lety +29

      A true legend

    • @tallstar513
      @tallstar513 Před 4 lety +39

      @@shadowsquid5162 An absolute *_UNIT_*

    • @VentureCAM
      @VentureCAM Před 4 lety +43

      “Just normal”
      Ah yes, I just love being green or m a r g a r e t

    • @RRTSMPlayz
      @RRTSMPlayz Před 3 lety +9

      @@tallstar513 👌

    • @This_Guy55
      @This_Guy55 Před 3 lety +9

      What an absolute chad, + respect

  • @SgtDanglyBits
    @SgtDanglyBits Před 8 lety +452

    I feel like Green Man would have the sarcastic personality of Deadpool, and have the clumsiness of a comic relief character.

    • @joeyking8756
      @joeyking8756 Před 8 lety +7

      YES

    • @lucasrhys0363
      @lucasrhys0363 Před 7 lety +33

      +Joey King I want the first time for him to speak is where he Stubbs his toe and yells "SHIT"

    • @joeyking8756
      @joeyking8756 Před 7 lety +5

      +Shadow Maker That would be so cute 😩

    • @Short_Potato
      @Short_Potato Před 4 lety +18

      *walks in*
      *Stubs toe*
      First ever words: *sharp inhale* "Fuck. Son of a whore moth's asshole fart. I am going to kill myself." But like, really quietly.

    • @loganserr6864
      @loganserr6864 Před 4 lety +3

      yes

  • @GavrielRantzer
    @GavrielRantzer Před 8 lety +564

    1:03:56 Deep One Dave says : "Without your DNA, I don't know if I would be here. I mean without you... That's how important you are to all of us here."
    Deep One Dave also speaks in a very similar language to Rhino's in Rift's video: "Temple of The White Rhino". (not sure if Russ is the same Rhino as the White Rhino though)
    Patient 72 also talks about being a "replica".
    THIS right here is some piece of proof to the fact all of the rift characters are THE SAME ONE and in fact are psychological manifestations of various mental disorders - which ASMR claims to help in.
    I do not know if ER is doing this on purpose, but man the thought behind those videos is quite fucking genius.

    • @Short_Potato
      @Short_Potato Před 6 lety +32

      Gabriel Rantzer his video "The Scavenger" pretty much proves this.

    • @BlitzBaron
      @BlitzBaron Před 5 lety +29

      Even Russ was saying “without your contribution I would not be talking, I would not even be here!”

    • @another_random_ace8820
      @another_random_ace8820 Před 5 lety +26

      Aww that means the Rift World is pretty much fake.

    • @babysmurf166
      @babysmurf166 Před 5 lety +9

      That’s very interesting I wish he would tell us if that was his goal

    • @theboneman5413
      @theboneman5413 Před 5 lety +9

      Ok folks calm down

  • @indianawhistt6014
    @indianawhistt6014 Před 8 lety +650

    Dave seems like such a good guy, he makes me feel much more comfortable.

    • @tillyedwards9850
      @tillyedwards9850 Před 7 lety +70

      Dave is a kind soul, he doesn't like to hurt, although it sometimes happens. He left the deep one community and found himself at peace among humans, so, perhaps he's very relatable if nothing else.

    • @therealayy4542
      @therealayy4542 Před 5 lety +1

      TNKS

    • @warrenmurray7152
      @warrenmurray7152 Před 4 lety +2

      What about the blood on his shirt no one's concerned about that?

    • @stupidshiba
      @stupidshiba Před 4 lety +7

      He killed a pineapple in cold blood

    • @sicko033
      @sicko033 Před 4 lety +1

      He’s so sweet, I love him

  • @stupidheadwisp
    @stupidheadwisp Před 2 lety +63

    Corvus is the person I aspire to be. He rolls up in a suit, hat, and cane and tells you to not cut and beat your anxiety. What an absolute unit.

  • @jackbeason8058
    @jackbeason8058 Před 8 lety +1246

    when Margaret was listening to the brain I wanted her to say "hmmmm not much activity"

    • @GastArts
      @GastArts Před 5 lety +71

      I kind of wanted her to say "Just as I thought, nothing." XD

    • @angelstine
      @angelstine Před 5 lety +18

      yak yeezun Margaret I would like you to know that I got a 💯 on my Trimester Test!

    • @auscal5106
      @auscal5106 Před 4 lety +11

      She wouldn't here mine because mines just full of air

    • @sugerkain
      @sugerkain Před 4 lety +7

      margaret said "head empty no thoughts"

    • @tucker7970
      @tucker7970 Před 3 lety +8

      I wanted her to say well this is a no brainer

  • @Marie-qy1vd
    @Marie-qy1vd Před 4 lety +322

    *hears tongue clicking*
    Me: THE QUEEN IS HERE

  • @lazisinacrisis4773
    @lazisinacrisis4773 Před 5 lety +202

    Dr Corvus Clemmons: My friend I hope you have not been cutting yourself. I understand that many residents often refer to this, very unnecessary way of harming themselves.
    [SELF HARM RATES DROP TO 0%]

    • @RRTSMPlayz
      @RRTSMPlayz Před 3 lety +14

      More like
      *SELF-HARM RATE CRITICALLY DROPS TO 0%*

  • @fry7022
    @fry7022 Před 7 lety +1065

    Time stamps:
    0:00:00 - Professor Clemmons
    0:07:45 - Nurse Margaret
    0:22:30 - Dr Corvus Clemmons
    0:32:30 - The Repairman
    0:41:50 - Green Man
    0:48:50 - The Candy Man
    01:01:20 - Deep One Dave
    01:11:45 - Russ The Rhino
    01:22:00 - Patient 72
    :)

    • @BunnyGirlMet
      @BunnyGirlMet Před 5 lety +14

      Prince ASMR thank you so much!

    • @erlik420
      @erlik420 Před 5 lety +25

      When i saw Corvus i was doing the Johnny Sins smile

    • @ethanmcquage3568
      @ethanmcquage3568 Před 5 lety +21

      The time stamps are also in the description btw

    • @Jamessmith-fl2xo
      @Jamessmith-fl2xo Před 5 lety +29

      24:39 rip mask

    • @ynwa9885
      @ynwa9885 Před 5 lety +12

      Sliced Pineapple mobile users can’t click on them

  • @idokeren6528
    @idokeren6528 Před 8 lety +733

    There isn't enough fanart of the Ephemeral Rift characters. Guys, get on that, please.

    • @goldentoparican788
      @goldentoparican788 Před 8 lety +7

      +❤Kitsune Goddess❤ XD

    • @bubblebass1902
      @bubblebass1902 Před 8 lety +11

      I got you ER! Thanks lol check out some of my art on my Instagram @fandi_glizzy sorry for the ad but if you guys wanna see the art in the future go ahead and view my page (I upload every other day 😊

    • @genie9937
      @genie9937 Před 8 lety +15

      No... no... No! Do you know what you've done?

    • @jcoastal1259
      @jcoastal1259 Před 8 lety +31

      +stone pollard
      *takes off sunglasses*
      Mother of god...

    • @theboneyardstation
      @theboneyardstation Před 8 lety +13

      +Crunch McButtsteak *pumps shotgun*

  • @Wildclaw778
    @Wildclaw778 Před 8 lety +345

    How to keep an idiot trapped:
    Place a "This door must be kept closed" sign on the inside of a room.

    • @wihh87
      @wihh87 Před 5 lety +19

      I guess I'm not an idiot cuz I'd open that fucker immediately

    • @mariadraco9147
      @mariadraco9147 Před 4 lety +11

      Id only open the door becouse it says to keep it closed. No other reason

    • @Nightmare-Rose
      @Nightmare-Rose Před 4 lety +16

      I'd look at it, obey for .5 seconds, laugh, and crack it open just a tiny bit.

    • @ODSTD56
      @ODSTD56 Před 4 lety +11

      @@Nightmare-Rose I'd laugh and open it because I can't read.

    • @emmanuelmoreno7989
      @emmanuelmoreno7989 Před 4 lety +3

      @@ODSTD56 Haha I can't read

  • @joeyking8756
    @joeyking8756 Před 8 lety +181

    I really love Mr. Greenman. He's so friendly

    • @redscar1019
      @redscar1019 Před 5 lety +16

      Thats what he wants you to think...

    • @madmadagin
      @madmadagin Před 4 lety

      I know right what a good guy

  • @iivvrryy
    @iivvrryy Před 8 lety +399

    I really like the plague doctor. He makes me feel like, welcomed and comfortable. Nice job, EP.

  • @j0dgers
    @j0dgers Před 8 lety +680

    You need to write down all of the lore of Rift world and sell that shit!

    • @Angel-wi5pu
      @Angel-wi5pu Před 8 lety +19

      Greatest idea ever!!!

    • @johnathantaylor5880
      @johnathantaylor5880 Před 8 lety +20

      He must do it, I don't care how long, I would love that

    • @Imperator_Chrysalis
      @Imperator_Chrysalis Před 8 lety +22

      +JamesRodgers25 Theres a wiki about Ephemeral Rift, google "ephemeral rift wiki".

    • @pricklepuss3175
      @pricklepuss3175 Před 8 lety +3

      if he did that I would cry with joy

    • @gb731
      @gb731 Před 8 lety +19

      I would most definitely buy a book written about the Rift mythos. Uncle E, make this happen!

  • @daversaluc
    @daversaluc Před 8 lety +81

    "Would you like to hear my cutting mat?" ~Professor Clemmons
    "Would you like to hear my cutting mat?" ~ Room 333 patient
    What if Clemmons is patient 333 and is pulling a shutter island type deal.

    • @RCnBalt
      @RCnBalt Před 8 lety +5

      oh no shutter island the plot twist

    • @gb731
      @gb731 Před 8 lety +7

      Yeah I'm pretty sure it's confirmed. If you look at older videos in the Prof. Clemons playlist, there are videos of him as a patient with a cutting mat.

    • @thechancel0r
      @thechancel0r Před 8 lety +2

      Professor Clemons + Patient 333 are 2 people.
      333•2=666
      666/2=333
      3 3's
      3
      Professor Clemons and Patient 333= Illuminati

    • @zetagray2832
      @zetagray2832 Před 8 lety +2

      +thechancel0r omg dude you've cracked the code Pandoras box is now open for your exploration

    • @EphemeralRift
      @EphemeralRift  Před 8 lety +15

      +Lucien d'Aversa I guess that's a movie I need to watch.

  • @ryand2829
    @ryand2829 Před 7 lety +106

    When Corvus went into detail about fallout 4 I died Xd

  • @MagWasTaken
    @MagWasTaken Před 8 lety +1368

    Margaret scares the shit out of me.

  • @Rabbachino
    @Rabbachino Před 8 lety +249

    Anyone else get the feeling that Rift's wife keeps him in the basement now, in fear of the tingles he gives the kids?

  • @loveadumb
    @loveadumb Před 8 lety +76

    Sometimes I feel so sad for all these characters and I can't explain it. It's like they're all trapped. Such a unique world you've created video to video. The whole atmosphere... This is such art as well as asmr. I feel for these characters. They're all so unique.

    • @EphemeralRift
      @EphemeralRift  Před 8 lety +25

      +Adam Santaniello Thank you. That's what I love about various mediums - characters with heart.

  • @behemoth7354
    @behemoth7354 Před 5 lety +23

    I got a little giddy when I heard Corvus on his way. Best birb boi. 10/10

  • @dylanpiper9013
    @dylanpiper9013 Před 7 lety +114

    "Mom where's dad?"
    "He's downstairs hiding from the overused comments"

  • @Lathland
    @Lathland Před 8 lety +825

    You are truly a brilliant actor, videos such as this show it in spades! Enjoyed every minute, even though I find It quite difficult to be triggered by ASMR (Lucky to have it happen once a week, haha!) I can't help but go through every video you post, relaxing and very entertaining. Keep up the great work, it is most appreciated!

    • @jackcole1014
      @jackcole1014 Před 8 lety +6

      Lathland!! You should try asmr! I understand if you make it separate from your normal channel but you could totally do ASMR lets plays

    • @hehub000
      @hehub000 Před 8 lety +1

      OH POOP LATHLAND I DID NOT EXPECT U TO BE HERE.

    • @THEKAMIKAZEBOUTIQE
      @THEKAMIKAZEBOUTIQE Před 6 lety +1

      Lathland same

    • @papaparsnip2285
      @papaparsnip2285 Před 6 lety +1

      WTF

    • @TheTlevasseur1019
      @TheTlevasseur1019 Před 6 lety

      Lathland stop watching ASMR and go back to playing Terra Tech ASAP.

  • @OGSinisterPotato
    @OGSinisterPotato Před 8 lety +508

    I am exhausted and feel like shit. I literally just got home, went to my room, plugged in my headphones then... BOOM!
    *Notification from Ephemeral Rift...*
    Thank-you universe 😁

    • @RealThaler
      @RealThaler Před 8 lety +1

      +Being Of Duality the same.

    • @defconzero9603
      @defconzero9603 Před 8 lety +7

      plugs? My headphones are wireless.
      Git gud

    • @adamm.8498
      @adamm.8498 Před 8 lety

      +Being Of Duality
      What happened to your face?

    • @pixelateddom
      @pixelateddom Před 8 lety

      RIFT! if you see this turn off *Highlights* its unfair for us commenters.

    • @OGSinisterPotato
      @OGSinisterPotato Před 8 lety

      +Adam V. - You know in the movies when people stick their face in a photocopier, get excited, then scan their butts too? Well. I tried it.. My face isn't the thing you should be worried about!

  • @wolfofverdun9084
    @wolfofverdun9084 Před 7 lety +127

    Margaret gives a very purge esc vibe

  • @doritojohnson3211
    @doritojohnson3211 Před 7 lety +312

    is it weird that i fall asleep to medicly insane people whispering into my ears?

  • @TheASMRGamer
    @TheASMRGamer Před 8 lety +294

    This is like the ASMR version of a greatest hits album :D

  • @emperorsto4649
    @emperorsto4649 Před 8 lety +81

    Oh my god. Arkham Sanitarium for Mental Rehibilitation...A.S.M.R
    rift you are a true genius

    • @goddessnocturnas
      @goddessnocturnas Před 8 lety +3

      I had the a.s.m.r/ asylum revelation the other day. I was like "why am I just now putting this together?!" Goood stuff!!

    • @tooddspeks8294
      @tooddspeks8294 Před 5 lety +1

      No theres an f so asfmr

    • @thatreddude8796
      @thatreddude8796 Před 5 lety +1

      Wo

    • @whatsthis7862
      @whatsthis7862 Před 5 lety +1

      Toodd speks There’s no O in FBI but it’s still Federal Bureau of Investigation...

  • @Watch880
    @Watch880 Před 8 lety +252

    ER, you are the coolest Dude I think I've ever had the privilege to come across. I think that's all I really need to say to get my point across😂

    • @EphemeralRift
      @EphemeralRift  Před 8 lety +46

      +DJ Raizac I don't know, I might have to disagree with you there! But thanks ;)

    • @CreateGaming58
      @CreateGaming58 Před 8 lety +4

      +Ephemeral Rift D&D or laboratory role play maybe just maybe a new character?!? :3

    • @arizonacoyotes1704
      @arizonacoyotes1704 Před 8 lety +5

      U really r though uncle E

    • @thisisaperson9137
      @thisisaperson9137 Před 5 lety +2

      @@EphemeralRift Ive actully seen u before...and you are rocking that camo cap. Also what was your opunion on endgame?

  • @angelstine
    @angelstine Před 5 lety +12

    I love how when he walked to the other residents doors, Corvus acts normal, but when he walked to my door, he said “Alright, make sure you look presentable” to himself. I love how we (I) (am) are his favorite patient.

  • @moviechic07
    @moviechic07 Před 8 lety +137

    This is surprisingly calming

    • @dontbethatguy3411
      @dontbethatguy3411 Před 8 lety +20

      Yea..it's not like it's asmr or anything...lol :)

    • @AmbishionEntertainment
      @AmbishionEntertainment Před 8 lety +4

      +moviechic07 surprising??

    • @AmberlynTucker
      @AmberlynTucker Před 8 lety +19

      They may have just discovered ASMR and not realized the effects, or had a different idea of what ASMR was before viewing. Or perhaps they're just surprised insane (and sometimes beyond creepy) characters along with a creepy plot can be relaxing.

    • @AmbishionEntertainment
      @AmbishionEntertainment Před 8 lety +4

      ***** Quite possible.

    • @moviechic07
      @moviechic07 Před 8 lety +4

      I know but the costumes are off putting at first

  • @TheReapification
    @TheReapification Před 8 lety +38

    Arkham Sanitarium seems like a chill place to live

    • @TheReapification
      @TheReapification Před 8 lety +1

      +Nate Bravender Man i do like my fancy cheese. Dreamt about cheedar last night.

    • @EphemeralRift
      @EphemeralRift  Před 8 lety +10

      +TheReapification It's very chill. Especially in cafe right outside the Morgue.

  • @d.istortionaladdict
    @d.istortionaladdict Před 8 lety +220

    This guy could be an actor!

  • @scwahtski1882
    @scwahtski1882 Před 4 lety +23

    Green Man: *moves in and tilts head to the right as if to whisper into the mic*
    *proceeds to lightly breathe into the mic*

  • @ExploringReal
    @ExploringReal Před 8 lety +134

    You, sir, are an ASMR GOD. You make the best asmr vids on youtube, always nail it. Thank you for your work.

  • @ace-vn6px
    @ace-vn6px Před 8 lety +32

    Dayum! The Repairman has been busy for a while hasn't he?
    I feel something huge is planned for this guy....

  • @madi_ss
    @madi_ss Před 8 lety +26

    I felt real excitement when I heard Margret was coming. I think that says a lot about me and how well you make your characters entertaining and fun.

  • @Zorriel
    @Zorriel Před 7 lety +50

    I love Nurse Margaret

    • @desif2230
      @desif2230 Před 7 lety +3

      Same, I thought I was the only one lolol.

  • @birthdaybit5527
    @birthdaybit5527 Před 4 lety +68

    The Candy Man is just an excuse for Ephemeral to eat candy in front of us.

  • @emilieeneal6697
    @emilieeneal6697 Před 8 lety +235

    Such an incredible video, I find this extremely relaxing, it completely takes me away from everything going on in my head. For me, this works so much better than standard ASMR videos because it brings me into a completely different world where every character seems to genuinely care about me and tells me what a great person (or creature) I am.
    I am totally in love with your channel, you have such incredible creativity and it's obvious the amount of hard work, time, thought and money that goes into your videos. You deserve so much praise for what you do.

  • @austinhoover698
    @austinhoover698 Před 7 lety +85

    1 year ago this video was published, can't believe it's already been that long

    • @EphemeralRift
      @EphemeralRift  Před 7 lety +38

      I do need to make another and I will soon..

    • @austinhoover698
      @austinhoover698 Před 7 lety +7

      I still use this video, the repairman's bottle opener puts me right out if none of your other videos work. And thanks so much for the reply @ephemeralrift

    • @zacherydavison5498
      @zacherydavison5498 Před 7 lety +4

      Ephemeral Rift that just made my day

    • @h3yw00d_jablome
      @h3yw00d_jablome Před 6 lety +1

      Austin Hoover raider gang

    • @tracelawrencex
      @tracelawrencex Před 4 lety +2

      TFNA Peter Bays 3 years ago this video was made

  • @Shinigami_Ramen
    @Shinigami_Ramen Před 7 lety +319

    I have always wondered is Margaret blind because of the noise she makes or is it to make her really relaxing

  • @crystalmagicdancer218
    @crystalmagicdancer218 Před 8 lety +21

    I just thought I'd tell you that everytime Corvus says snickerdoodle, it brightens my day a thousand fold

    • @EphemeralRift
      @EphemeralRift  Před 8 lety +4

      +Crystal Magicdancer Now that's a nice thumbnail.

  • @-Wake-up-
    @-Wake-up- Před 5 lety +195

    *Hears clucking coming down the halls*
    Me: Oh dear god.
    *clucking gets closer*
    Me: *readys self to get put in dirt or stuck with needles*

  • @mjfreaklove
    @mjfreaklove Před 4 lety +11

    Corvus is my favourite.He's so elegant and caring.

  • @michelledavo7055
    @michelledavo7055 Před 4 lety +68

    "People call me the candy man... but you can call me... the candy..."
    ...daddy?
    "...man..."
    Oh-

  • @relativelysane8703
    @relativelysane8703 Před 8 lety +21

    *me when I hear Margaret's tongue clicking* MARGARET, DO I HAVE A STORY FOR YOU

  • @MangoMilkshake
    @MangoMilkshake Před 8 lety +375

    No One will ever be on ephemeral rift's level..

    • @redpanda5230
      @redpanda5230 Před 8 lety +2

      Agreed

    • @dominic9983
      @dominic9983 Před 8 lety +1

      +Tony Montana There ain't no one like him.

    • @ShyguySky
      @ShyguySky Před 8 lety +1

      Well there is Wandering whispers, they've featured each other in the past and they are very alike I highly suggest looking him up.

    • @alexguillen4858
      @alexguillen4858 Před 8 lety +2

      Ms hungry lips is my favorite for obvious reasons lol

    • @DarkDingo7
      @DarkDingo7 Před 8 lety +3

      Do even talk about hungry lips

  • @delaneym.7412
    @delaneym.7412 Před 5 lety +13

    maybe it’s just because i’m used to being around weirdos but i feel quite safe with the green man. honestly, one of my favorite videos on this channel uncle e.

  • @MultiPolarWorldCo-op
    @MultiPolarWorldCo-op Před 8 lety +130

    EmpAthy written with an anarchy sign...cool never seen that before.i can picture Margaret tearing into the flesh of my face with her seringe fingers all while genuinely caring about the pain I'm enduring at her torturous hands. Dark I know.

  • @OddReview
    @OddReview Před 7 lety +62

    "Now i just want to listen to your brain" Gave me a proper belly laugh

  • @depressedpossum4030
    @depressedpossum4030 Před 3 lety +23

    Me, seeing green man for the first time: oh... interesting.... yet frightening a little...
    Green Man: (hugs me)
    Me: oh id die for him

  • @tsukionyt
    @tsukionyt Před 8 lety +142

    dave sounds like someone who is trying to be hip and cool, but just ends up looking like an even bigger dork xD

    • @onyxvoiceacting9520
      @onyxvoiceacting9520 Před 7 lety +16

      *Papyrus Intensifies*

    • @dankman4164
      @dankman4164 Před 7 lety +2

      +Teh Graet Papieroos cyanide candy eating intensifies

    • @onyxvoiceacting9520
      @onyxvoiceacting9520 Před 7 lety

      Dank Man Oh good, another normie making jokes on suicide. Weak. Get danker memes pleb

    • @dankman4164
      @dankman4164 Před 7 lety +1

      +Teh Graet Papieroos go back to tumblr and keep away from my memes gnome

    • @tsukionyt
      @tsukionyt Před 7 lety

      +Dank Man dafuq happened here???

  • @scottr8374
    @scottr8374 Před 3 lety +9

    Hearing Corvus saying "Special friend." makes me feel like I just leveled up in a video game

  • @RevolverRez
    @RevolverRez Před 7 lety +108

    Jesus, will you all stop barging in my room I'm trying to sleep here!

  • @wierdo20202
    @wierdo20202 Před 6 lety +7

    Dude I love Dave so much. He's so sheepish and humble. Like he feels like the most real out of all of them. The first time I saw him in a video I legit thought for half a second he was real. Keep him coming back! You're awesome rift

  • @dreadnoughtprime6301
    @dreadnoughtprime6301 Před 7 lety +34

    My favourite character is probably Deep One Dave.

  • @CasuaLxClan
    @CasuaLxClan Před 8 lety +305

    Dude that was fkin mental'

    • @potato7617
      @potato7617 Před 8 lety +11

      +Potato Sup

    • @Rabbachino
      @Rabbachino Před 8 lety +4

      +Potato can I fit in? Me mam's Irish

    • @potato7617
      @potato7617 Před 8 lety

      FlattenedRabbit Sue thing man, just need to think like a potato

    • @1Sebas9
      @1Sebas9 Před 8 lety

      +Potato How can you say that? You're ER's pet. He's gonna eat you for that!

    • @Arctail
      @Arctail Před 8 lety

      You seem to be everywhere..
      Why don't you make like a +Potato and couch?
      : ]

  • @nine-digits
    @nine-digits Před 7 lety +46

    Did anyone else notice that Arkham Sanitarium for Mental Rehabilitation's first letters spells ASMR?

  • @samcheshire6407
    @samcheshire6407 Před 8 lety +10

    I love Russ the Rhino, I just wanna give him a big hug

  • @amycooper5057
    @amycooper5057 Před 8 lety +17

    "My friend i hope you are not cutting yourself."
    HOW THE HELL DID YOU KNOW HELL NO

  • @Carlyw9t2
    @Carlyw9t2 Před 8 lety +17

    1:06:00 "The language of the Old One's has been passed down through the Deep One's family for generations!"

  • @andrewparritt5269
    @andrewparritt5269 Před 7 lety +34

    Dude!!! I love green man. He's so dope!

  • @CounterCurseMantra
    @CounterCurseMantra Před 8 lety +13

    "Would you like to hear my cutting mat?"
    All too familiar. It actually makes me feel sorry for the Proffessor.

  • @priscillamontgomery3482
    @priscillamontgomery3482 Před 8 lety +37

    Here's what I think some of the characters suffer from:
    Margret- paranoia
    Patient 72- OCD (bubblewrap)
    Corvus- bipolar
    Deep one Dave- autism
    Prof. Clemons- depression

  • @SuopIsTheWinner
    @SuopIsTheWinner Před 8 lety +17

    CORVUS YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSS Corvus is my favorite character UUUGH

  • @dylanvolckaert404
    @dylanvolckaert404 Před 8 lety +21

    So I made it to Corvus yesterday, time for a second attempt at staying awake! :P

    • @isaacgilliam8566
      @isaacgilliam8566 Před 8 lety +5

      I can honestly say I have never finished one of his videos

    • @takarlor12
      @takarlor12 Před 8 lety +1

      +Isaac Gilliam So true

  • @ChrisPayneHBTW
    @ChrisPayneHBTW Před 8 lety +10

    Keep coming back to this video, My absolute favorites are Deep One Dave, The Repairman and The Candyman!

  • @syakillajunior7929
    @syakillajunior7929 Před 7 lety +4

    Dave hugged me &
    I instantly fell in love with him. WHY? WHY DID I SMILE LIKE A LITTLE GIRL? you sir,just stole my heart. GENIUS!

  • @butler9967
    @butler9967 Před 8 lety +35

    I'm late I know but I rally like the mumbles of the repair man - he's my favourite 👍🏻

    • @butler9967
      @butler9967 Před 8 lety +2

      Really* whoops

    • @Kitanic
      @Kitanic Před 8 lety +5

      it aint no spelling-bee you don't need to apologize.

    • @butler9967
      @butler9967 Před 8 lety +3

      KitanicDemon that was uplifting

    • @Kitanic
      @Kitanic Před 8 lety +5

      +Amy 卌 i knu right im like noice and stuff

    • @butler9967
      @butler9967 Před 8 lety +1

      KitanicDemon noice

  • @My_Failed_Career
    @My_Failed_Career Před 6 lety +16

    42:30 how I greet all of my friends when they open the door
    Hey how’s it goi-
    (sits and rubs face for a while)

  • @angelafraid
    @angelafraid Před 4 lety +9

    “people call me the candy man but you can call me...
    the candy man”
    i snorted lol

  • @pin3.real.
    @pin3.real. Před 8 lety +6

    As soon as j was about to fall asleep a FRIGGIN AD CUT ON AND WOKE ME UP

  • @mechaheart
    @mechaheart Před 8 lety +21

    I love Deep One Dave. He deserves his own ASMR channel.

    • @donovanramirez8048
      @donovanramirez8048 Před 8 lety +1

      Im with you tbh he's so sweet and nice he's one of my favorite

  • @Jak_4
    @Jak_4 Před 8 lety +12

    "Toodaloo, my snickerdoodles!" - C.D.C. 2015

  • @perryjimenez5629
    @perryjimenez5629 Před 4 lety +3

    So we got A Doctor, A Masked Killer, A Plague Doctor, A superintendent, A member of the Lycra People (100 points if you got that reference lol), A Man from a post-apocalyptic future in which candy is illegal and is sold like drugs, A Deep One ( Of Lovecraft lore), A Anthropomorphic Rhino( I guess?) and a Patient, and they were all played by the same person,... This is more than ASMR this is TALENT!!!

    • @Isaacfess
      @Isaacfess Před 4 lety +2

      Rift is a very talented man.

  • @LamyaKR
    @LamyaKR Před 8 lety +186

    I love you man but you scare the shit out of me.

    • @tibicenlinnei4014
      @tibicenlinnei4014 Před 8 lety +35

      I too feel the same.
      Actually, I had a dream about ER. Very nice guy...and then he started murdering me and when he was done he started wrapping me in tin foil.
      ...
      I fell asleep while watching one of his videos, and apparently he was playing with tin foil in it...I'm easily influenced in my dreams but damn, man...

    • @ijustlikemetalsoya5397
      @ijustlikemetalsoya5397 Před 8 lety +13

      This conversation is too funny XD!

    • @aIkaIi
      @aIkaIi Před 5 lety +2

      @@tibicenlinnei4014 Everyone is influenced in their dreams. It's our brains trying to keep us asleep.

  • @Delgado10019799
    @Delgado10019799 Před 8 lety +8

    I think my favorite thing about living in Arkham is the people.My favorites include Frank, your friendly neighborhood zombie. There's also Corvus, your friendly neighborhood plague doctor, and Batman, your friendly neighborhood face painter.

  • @haddensmith3343
    @haddensmith3343 Před 8 lety +8

    Uncle E, I can't imagine how much time and effort you put into making other people's days better. Straight from the heart, thank you, you're great.

  • @Novem2244
    @Novem2244 Před 4 lety +5

    I don't typically like asmr, but holy shit the stuff this guy makes is incredible

  • @MisterFischMemes
    @MisterFischMemes Před 3 lety +4

    Why do I smile every time I hear Corvus :')

  • @gaminghoot7020
    @gaminghoot7020 Před 8 lety +58

    If you had to do a Scarecrow impression i reckon it would be amazing. I think you would fit the role perfectly!

    • @gb731
      @gb731 Před 8 lety +1

      I agree my friend. Uncle E would make a perfect Dr. Crane.

    • @TheMaabusAdmiral
      @TheMaabusAdmiral Před 8 lety +2

      I feel like he could pull off victor zasz

    • @gb731
      @gb731 Před 8 lety +1

      +James Hildreth Ooh that sounds awesome too.

    • @derpsammons870
      @derpsammons870 Před 8 lety +1

      +James Hildreth yesss that would be perfect

    • @EphemeralRift
      @EphemeralRift  Před 8 lety +14

      +Gaming Hoot It's something I've been considering.

  • @kiwiholmes3587
    @kiwiholmes3587 Před 8 lety +12

    "I heard that today is a...very special day for you. Is that correct?"
    Well I actually did all my homework before catching your latest upload so yeah...this is a pretty special day for me! Thanks doc!

  • @ChrisPayneHBTW
    @ChrisPayneHBTW Před 8 lety +44

    I'm curious as to what Chronic illness each is suffering from, this is a great video, love every second

    • @FroggyBoyKermit
      @FroggyBoyKermit Před 8 lety +36

      I think it goes as follows
      the Professor: Multiple personality disorder (is the plague doctor)
      Nurse Margaret: Well shes just off the walls insane making random clicking noises keeping blades with different serums on them and wearing that mask so most likely many things she also talks in the third person
      Dr Corvus Clemmons: multiple personality disorder (is the professor)
      The Repairman: Sees people as objects trying to fix them as they believe they are broken.
      The Green Man: He is obsessed with kleenex's sound for whatever reason doesn't talk and dresses in all green rubbing himself I dont even know what you would call this
      The Candy Man: Is obsessed with the fact the world has gone to hell and travels around a mental asylum giving the inmates sweets for being nice also he thinks he knows Russel Stover as he refrences him a couple of times he also "goes to candy land" taking a bunch of marshmellows and putting faces on them with sharpie so this guy probably is a paranoid Schitzophrenic.
      The Deep One Dave: Worships dark magic seems sort of like a creepy uncle other than that he seems to be a pretty cool demon creature or whatever he is I really wouldn't say he has a chronic illness, he might be a bit socially awkward though.
      Russ The Rhino: Might suffer from PTSD as he absolutely hates his past and he does say he suffers from stress. He also hates the tests that they have done to him and probably might be the most knowing of his environment than any of the others.
      Patient 72: He believes he used to be an android aka robot, maybe some obsessive disorders involving his bubble wrap but after that basically not much wrong with him. Hes got some PTSD as well it seems as he was bullied and says he cant get it out of his head.

    • @ChrisPayneHBTW
      @ChrisPayneHBTW Před 8 lety +2

      Whoopipie 123 thank you for the insight, i would have to agree with all but i think may never know just what the green man is haha

    • @Sh4gggyyy
      @Sh4gggyyy Před 8 lety +10

      +Whoopipie 123 I think Margaret is blind and her clicking noises are a form of echo location

    • @Sh4gggyyy
      @Sh4gggyyy Před 8 lety

      +Whoopipie 123 I think Margaret is blind and her clicking noises are a form of echo location

    • @Sh4gggyyy
      @Sh4gggyyy Před 8 lety +1

      +Whoopipie 123 I think Margaret is blind and her clicking noises are a form of echo location

  • @sock7233
    @sock7233 Před 5 lety +1

    The part about Corvus hoping that you haven't been cutting honestly made me cry and I just want a hug from him

  • @Delgado10019799
    @Delgado10019799 Před 8 lety +23

    Man, I bet Green Man can grow some really nice potatoes with that green thumb.

  • @Ava-uo2nr
    @Ava-uo2nr Před 3 lety +5

    omg when corvus asks us if we’re ok or if we’ve been cutting
    my heart melted ❤️❤️❤️
    edit: 31:44 thank you ER for creating corvus he is so precious

  • @oranblack
    @oranblack Před 6 lety +4

    This is, in my eyes, your best work. You had so many characters in 1 massive video for us. I can hardly stay up past Margaret though, so usually I pick a random time stamp and start there.

  • @defrailbeldam4452
    @defrailbeldam4452 Před 5 lety +1

    Wow the fact that you put so much effort in making this video blows my mind...

  • @potato7617
    @potato7617 Před 8 lety +66

    Potato is pleased

    • @LandoMercy
      @LandoMercy Před 8 lety +7

      Fake

    • @potato7617
      @potato7617 Před 8 lety +2

      +Landon Mcginnis I am made from 100% real potato, sir.

    • @heyAlright777
      @heyAlright777 Před 8 lety +8

      You're not the real potato

    • @heyAlright777
      @heyAlright777 Před 8 lety +4

      This is our town, scrub

    • @LandoMercy
      @LandoMercy Před 8 lety +6

      +Potato real potato has like 1000 subs and you don't even have right profile pic I know you want to be cool really bad but it's not working

  • @makotheshark1348
    @makotheshark1348 Před 7 lety +34

    I thought Dave would steal my candy....I was bout to bite him.... turned out to be a cool guy tho

  • @themikenator
    @themikenator Před 7 lety +1

    This is the video that made me realize how much there was to love about your channel. Now I'm a big fan!

  • @Rama1118
    @Rama1118 Před 6 lety +2

    The Repair Man section of this video gets me every time, glad to see your old work holds up in comparison to your new.

  • @cinnabarred8841
    @cinnabarred8841 Před 8 lety +3

    The Repairman was my favourite visitor...a sincere and hardworking gentleman of few words, calm disposition and somber dignity.

    • @EphemeralRift
      @EphemeralRift  Před 8 lety

      +Cinnabar Red I'll make sure to let him know!

    • @zenyeeta7933
      @zenyeeta7933 Před 8 lety

      The repairman needs to be a series of his own (if not already).