Visiting Hours 2 - "Happy Birthday!" [ Binaural ASMR ]

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  • @written_by_hk
    @written_by_hk Před 10 lety +295

    As soon as Margaret read "DO NOT TRUST THE PROFESSOR", a chill ran down my spine i felt my skin going pale.

    • @valeriasernabedoya8970
      @valeriasernabedoya8970 Před 5 lety +37

      And then the threatening way she says "you have NOTHING to worry about" 🙃 I still like her tough, with her creepy moments an all

    • @Audiblegaming
      @Audiblegaming Před 5 lety +5

      Thats My Book

    • @mikaaoife6557
      @mikaaoife6557 Před 4 lety +26

      Well she is Professor Clemmons wife of course she would have a reaction like that.

    • @dimebag_jack105
      @dimebag_jack105 Před 4 lety +8

      That's a bit... *Dramatic...*

    • @JOEMAMA_06
      @JOEMAMA_06 Před 11 měsíci

      Same

  • @charlieworst
    @charlieworst Před 10 lety +730

    It's a shame that so many people are uncomfortable with Margaret. I absolutely adore her.

  • @joshcarter7904
    @joshcarter7904 Před 8 lety +681

    I finally get it. Margaret is blind. The *clicks* are "her" form of echolocation.

    • @idylliclove03
      @idylliclove03 Před 8 lety +34

      The human bitc- I mean bat..!

    • @jedyzichterman358
      @jedyzichterman358 Před 8 lety +85

      Might have something to do with the accident which prompts her to don her mask.

    • @swoog10
      @swoog10 Před 7 lety +93

      How was she able to read what we wrote on the type-writer?

    • @joshcarter7904
      @joshcarter7904 Před 7 lety +41

      Aw, dang

    • @jonaskonrad
      @jonaskonrad Před 7 lety +42

      i dont know how its called but a far relative of mine is doing a similar thing. hes clapping ALL THE FUCKING TIME -_-. its so annoying but you cant tell him to stop otherwise hell start to scream like he saw a devil...

  • @toryismadshort7192
    @toryismadshort7192 Před 8 lety +273

    Am I the only one here who gets excited to see Margaret? 😂😂 wouldn't surprise me if I was

    • @JustineCastruita
      @JustineCastruita Před 7 lety +5

      Tory Jackson-Smith I skip when I see Maragaret she scares the shit out of me

    • @thekidd7650
      @thekidd7650 Před 7 lety +6

      Tory Jackson-Smith no I'm with ya

    • @joeatkinson2030
      @joeatkinson2030 Před 7 lety +4

      Tory Jackson-Smith same

    • @amarantheinwhite
      @amarantheinwhite Před 5 lety +10

      I love margaret

    • @shadekunin4891
      @shadekunin4891 Před 3 lety +2

      Your comment is 4 years old but I'll reply anyway; Whenever I hear the tongue clicking, I can't help but shout 'Margaret!' happily.

  • @ZeeTheFreeman
    @ZeeTheFreeman Před 10 lety +54

    Can't help but smile whenever Corvus comes around.

  • @rylanhoward1947
    @rylanhoward1947 Před 6 lety +123

    *****1:05:35***** **giant trash bag walks into room** *Trash-bag in a real deep voice:* How you doin'?

  • @CrazyTaco245
    @CrazyTaco245 Před 8 lety +402

    * margarett enters with a shovel * oh this can't be good...

    • @Cultureghost
      @Cultureghost Před 8 lety +51

      "Just finished burying the bodies, how's it going in here?"

    • @RRTSMPlayz
      @RRTSMPlayz Před 4 lety +18

      Me: *chuckles* I'm in danger

    • @MaxMax-kt2pw
      @MaxMax-kt2pw Před 3 lety +3

      Nice black knight pfp

    • @Eclipse_09
      @Eclipse_09 Před 3 lety +4

      *WELP IM DEAD*

  • @livthenekomancer
    @livthenekomancer Před 10 lety +60

    Margaret's my favorite. She also makes the best mustard and sock sandwiches

  • @haley8641
    @haley8641 Před 10 lety +88

    So I fell asleep listening to this last night, and my dad came in my room to tell me something. Then when he woke me up he said "there's this weird green guy on your phone," and I got super freaked out 😂 I guess it doesn't seem as weird when you're used to it

    • @GraniteLife
      @GraniteLife Před 10 lety +9

      Similar thing happened to me a few nights ago aha

    • @123456375
      @123456375 Před 9 lety +13

      If people dont know what asmr mean, they are going to flip if they catch you watching this lol.

  • @bobateacafe5792
    @bobateacafe5792 Před 8 lety +166

    Lamp head teleports in
    me: "okay what did the candy man put in my candy"

    • @focalpoint._
      @focalpoint._ Před 3 lety +4

      Dr. Lampert Schade prototype? Cousin?

  • @grunt6464
    @grunt6464 Před 10 lety +84

    I AM OF BEINGS GLAD THAT COMRADE YURI WAS ABLE TO MAKE WAY HERE WITH FINEST LICORICES AND ASMR.

    • @EphemeralRift
      @EphemeralRift  Před 10 lety +37

      Senpai HA HA YES THANK YOU COMRADE!

    • @bigjfoodreviews
      @bigjfoodreviews Před 4 lety +8

      @@EphemeralRift comrade i have vodka

    • @rats703
      @rats703 Před 2 lety +2

      @@bigjfoodreviews woooo let's drink in the name of communist

    • @reapertalon
      @reapertalon Před 2 lety

      @@EphemeralRift yes comrade. Stalin will be ecstatic. Let us drink to COMMUNISM

  • @simonsteagall2300
    @simonsteagall2300 Před 8 lety +86

    Margret trying to light the birthday candle cracked me up XD

  • @Ellievibes10
    @Ellievibes10 Před 9 lety +114

    I passed out watching this, I think I nodded off just as Margaret left. While asleep, I started to hear Chris Crinkle's voice and it turned into a dream where I was Brad Pitt (because Chris Crinkle sounded like him). I was in a kinda wasteland, in a camp speaking to other survivors, when all of a sudden I could hear a paper or plastic cup being scratched or tapped (must've been something I heard in this video). I looked down and it's me/Brad Pitt doing it, then someone asks me why I'm making that noise and I tell them it's to attract the "dogs" that appeared about 100ft in front of us on the other side of a rickety wooden bridge swaying violently and we were now up in the sky, with clouds just under us. These "dogs" we're like black werewolf-like bears with weird coats on, snarling and creeping closer towards us. I fought one as some random guy fought another, then all that was left was a pile of bones and when I'd hover my hand over them I'd absorb their power (not sure what for, there wasn't much in the way of logic happening here). I found myself on the other side now using throwing star things to fight a zombie and pin it up against a wall, then I leapt to the platform I was on originally (because I could do that, apparently) to absorb the power from the bones of the wolves someone else had killed (Skyrim-stylie) and saw one of the female survivors fighting with the zombie dude I'd just pinned, getting herself into a right kerfuffle, so I pointed my palms towards the zombie, told the woman to stop moving, and snapped the zombie's neck with my "powers" (oh, yeah, did I tell you I was Neo?). Then I fought another werewolf bear that was heading for a stupid survivor that was making his way across the bridge to it but he slipped off into the clouds... And that's when I woke up.
    Moral of the story; Cheers, ER. 👍

  • @Rocklobsta_
    @Rocklobsta_ Před 8 lety +250

    For some odd reason Corvus is giving me the urge to go as a plague doctor for Halloween

    • @Antisocial_Cryptid13
      @Antisocial_Cryptid13 Před 7 lety +14

      I'm actually making (Well, trying to, at least.) a Plague Doctor costume for (Possibly) Halloween, next year and for a Scifi convention in summer...

    • @Rocklobsta_
      @Rocklobsta_ Před 7 lety +7

      Dave Strider Cool! The mask I ordered was by Elope

    • @dimebag_jack105
      @dimebag_jack105 Před 4 lety +2

      Saaaame dude

    • @Issengan
      @Issengan Před 4 lety +4

      Did you do it?

    • @redsoulheart5040
      @redsoulheart5040 Před 3 lety +1

      I went as one for Halloween 2020 may go again this year lol

  • @Nihi1ex
    @Nihi1ex Před 10 lety +28

    I love Margaret, despite what the haters say. I always enjoy being under her care.

  • @crazyworld014
    @crazyworld014 Před 10 lety +169

    Alright guys, start ranking off your 10 favorite ER characters!
    1. Professor Clemmons
    2. ASMR Salesman
    3. Repair Man
    4. Candy Man
    5. Dr. Corvous (Plauge Doctor)
    6. Batman Face
    7. Chris Crinkle
    8. Green Man
    9. Lampshade Head
    10. Yuri Puuki
    And of course, honorable mention to Paul himself, even when you're not in suit, you still play the best ASMR character around: yourself! :)

    • @jeffcurry5677
      @jeffcurry5677 Před 10 lety +12

      Agreed, but I think I'd personally put Corvus and Yuri higher, but that's just me. Like the list!

    • @JackJack-cf7le
      @JackJack-cf7le Před 10 lety

      I like repairman the best, don't know why exactly

    • @UrMuddur
      @UrMuddur Před 10 lety +21

      I'm going to have to go...
      1. Plague doctor
      2. Mordicai
      3. Prof. Clemons
      4. Chris Crinkle
      5. Tinfoil hat society man
      6. Repair man
      7. Asmr Batman
      8. Candy man
      9. Green man
      10. Margaret
      ...but the fact that there are just so many characters to choose from is just a testimate to how many diverse characters exist on this channel. Next thing you know, watch mojo will have the top 10 best ER performances :)

    • @HumbleFishStix
      @HumbleFishStix Před 10 lety

      I agree with your top 4 in no particular order but I think the tinfoil hat society guy is in my top 5 as well

    • @WhatTheForge
      @WhatTheForge Před 10 lety +1

      1. Yuri Puuki
      2. Repair Man
      3. Tinfoil Hat
      4. Candy Man
      5. Professor Clemmons
      6. Chris Crinkle
      7. Paul (Post-Apocalyptic)
      8. Plague Doctor
      9. ASMR batman
      10. grey man

  • @xdeviouss8682
    @xdeviouss8682 Před 8 lety +40

    The " How you doin?" With the crinkle man made me chuckle a bit

  • @salaph1153
    @salaph1153 Před 9 lety +53

    Decided to watch this again for the tingles, realized this was uploaded a year ago today, so happy 1st birthday Visiting hours 2!

    • @EphemeralRift
      @EphemeralRift  Před 9 lety +17

      +Salaph Spark I didn't even know that. That's a bit uncanny.

    • @garnet1114
      @garnet1114 Před 8 lety +2

      +Ephemeral Rift what do I have to understand? that pearl is birdmom

    • @eyanjohnson2449
      @eyanjohnson2449 Před 8 lety +2

      +Ephemeral Rift mr.green man has grown so much hes even wearing underwear

    • @eminemOCT1972
      @eminemOCT1972 Před 8 lety +3

      2nd birthday now

  • @MilesHadley
    @MilesHadley Před 9 lety +82

    The beak is love. The beak is life.

  • @gb731
    @gb731 Před 9 lety +80

    You had to be 100% blind as the green man at the end. A morph suit, a mask, and a lampshade. Im surprised you found the door. (Love the vid btw)

    • @ThatSkyMusician
      @ThatSkyMusician Před 4 lety +9

      One day all we will hear is
      *×Thud×*
      *×LOUD SCREECHING×*

    • @terezakrickova
      @terezakrickova Před 4 lety +1

      @@ThatSkyMusician 5 months later and i'm still waiting :D

    • @mini_schlatt6359
      @mini_schlatt6359 Před rokem

      ​@@ThatSkyMusician8 years later and still waiting 😂

  • @WarWithReality
    @WarWithReality Před 10 lety +67

    I can just imagine the screams, when he takes of those tape gloves off.

    • @maybenodyarg
      @maybenodyarg Před 10 lety +3

      i bet he put something in between -.-

    • @EvelynKarlin
      @EvelynKarlin Před 10 lety +22

      The duct tape is wrapped around latex gloves, not his actual hands.

    • @WarWithReality
      @WarWithReality Před 10 lety +12

      Ian Karlin
      Oh okay. That's good. It would be bad if he had to suffer for us.

    • @recruityboiii4485
      @recruityboiii4485 Před 6 lety +2

      WarWithReality right

  • @Sciyo
    @Sciyo Před 10 lety +25

    ASMR doesn't often make me laugh, but when it does, the video is from good ol' Ephie.
    Seriously, your humor is just impeccable. Combined with a binaural mic, excellent video and sound quality, and awesome characters with storylines that actually tie in to each other makes you my favorite ASMRtist by far. Keep it up! :)

  • @olliecumberbatch3655
    @olliecumberbatch3655 Před 10 lety +31

    Corvus D Clemmons has got to be my favourite

    • @joshfisher8917
      @joshfisher8917 Před 3 lety +1

      Agreed! He needs to be the leader of the sanitarium not the professor!

    • @zavala667
      @zavala667 Před 3 lety +1

      I get it. CDC. Holy shit

  • @populousmass
    @populousmass Před 10 lety +56

    You sure do have a lot of options for Halloween.

  • @tonyhamstring8471
    @tonyhamstring8471 Před 10 lety +73

    Oh.. My.. God, Ephemeral Rift, I love you so much right now, because today is actually my birthday! :D Oh, you're great! You've literally made my day, no my week, no my month. I'm so excited to watch this tonight.
    Such a wonderful birthday present from ER! :D

    • @mattie_world
      @mattie_world Před 10 lety +15

      hey happy birthday!

    • @jamiewright5749
      @jamiewright5749 Před 10 lety +10

      Woop, mine too, September 30th's ftw !

    • @tonyhamstring8471
      @tonyhamstring8471 Před 10 lety +6

      Thanks! :) Appreciate it.

    • @tonyhamstring8471
      @tonyhamstring8471 Před 10 lety +6

      Jamie Wright
      Happy birthday to you! :D Birthday buddies FTW!

    • @PatChatGC
      @PatChatGC Před 10 lety +4

      Happy birthday to both of you! And anyone else who shares that birthday! Ah what the hell, to everyone who HAS a birthday, so everyone!

  • @Drog2099
    @Drog2099 Před 10 lety +62

    I remember Corvus saying the monster hands belonged to a elder god...... considering the lampshade has them and vanishs and reappears. anyone else thinking the same thing

    • @Drog2099
      @Drog2099 Před 10 lety +5

      its just our thoughts and opinions so xD

    • @GastArts
      @GastArts Před 5 lety +3

      Lampshade god

    • @keistopherc
      @keistopherc Před 4 lety +3

      Didn't Clemson's have monster hands on in a video once

    • @enchantedcrane6328
      @enchantedcrane6328 Před 3 lety +1

      @@keistopherc yeah he's possessed by Nyarlathotep

  • @bleach9917
    @bleach9917 Před 7 lety +39

    i actually got scared when magaret got so nervous just because of that damn sandwich...like,what was she afraid of the professor would do/say???

    • @joey_thorn
      @joey_thorn Před 5 lety +4

      Bleach I was so scared. I thought she was crying for a sec and I freaked out. I actually screamed “I WILL PROTECT YOU FRIEND!”

    • @RRTSMPlayz
      @RRTSMPlayz Před 3 lety +3

      @@joey_thorn same I was like "Margaret you haven't done wrong it's cool"
      Then after she left and I was like "what's the professor been up to?"

  • @Godfodhodbod
    @Godfodhodbod Před 8 lety +18

    Margaret: "You have nothing to worry about."
    Me: "I beg to differ, you have a fucking shovel with you and I don't like it ;3;"

  • @isobelcraig5905
    @isobelcraig5905 Před 10 lety +5

    Words cannot describe my love for Margret. I just love her a lot, and she's my favorite ASMR character of all time. There's something so beautifully soothing and kind about her even though you can tell she's had an awful past. Thank you, Mr. Rift, for such an amazing character!

  • @sncaden
    @sncaden Před 10 lety +11

    Crazy thing is I was enjoying my mustard and sock sammich irl when you pulled one out.

  • @skullbulldozer7675
    @skullbulldozer7675 Před 8 lety +65

    "people call me the candy man but you...can call me the candy man" lol XD

  • @IsaacAldan
    @IsaacAldan Před 10 lety +13

    The Rift is such a wonderful place! I'd love a video about how you came up with some of these characters, maybe even a miniseries where you talk about each one. I say that, but basically I want to hear everything about the creative process that lead to Margaret, haha.

  • @CounterCurseMantra
    @CounterCurseMantra Před 10 lety +21

    The lore behind Professor Clemmons gets deeper and deeper.

  • @madi_ss
    @madi_ss Před 9 lety +17

    I have realized that I recognized Margret by the knock on the door. It's a tad scary, and a tad cool.

  • @tmax4005
    @tmax4005 Před 9 lety +17

    Rift, I wanna thank you so much. Having moved away and just starting high school has been pretty tough for me, but your videos always help me get through the stress. I just want you to know that you're a huge help to all of us man. I hope you never stop making videos. :)

  • @user-he7rb9fj6i
    @user-he7rb9fj6i Před 8 lety +13

    It's my fucking birthday and Magaret is the first who wish me a happy birthday. What else could I need ?
    "I made a mistake..." I was like "NO MY DEAR, NO IT'S OK. YOUR SANDWICH IS AWESOME I SWEAR."

  • @KilurDragon
    @KilurDragon Před 7 lety +25

    I'll never ask for a present, but dang Dark Dr Corvus was all about the beak, going "A present? I don't have one..." Fondles his beak like it's not going to be there anymore or something...he sure knows how to get you worked up for a beaking...wait! As I was texting this, Corvus says, "My brother wouldn't approve of this" As he's beaking you! 0.o He beaked you so hard that Dark Dr Corvus had to tag his brother Dr Corvus in!! Oh gawd!

    • @RRTSMPlayz
      @RRTSMPlayz Před 3 lety +3

      Girl I have the same feeling too!
      Aaa

  • @D3vious113
    @D3vious113 Před 10 lety +23

    I'm officially weird. The second the Candy Man pulled out the eggs, I went downstairs, took twenty minutes out of my day to fry a few eggs, then came back up with eggs and toast.
    It's four in the morning, so I guess it makes SOME sense...

  • @foxhoundfrolic
    @foxhoundfrolic Před 8 lety +18

    Watching on my birthday. Doesn't get much sadder than this.

    • @mini_schlatt6359
      @mini_schlatt6359 Před rokem +2

      Awe I know I'm 6 years late but when ever your birthday is 🎉HAPPY BIRTHDAY🎉

  • @zetaocyphiousgrayson9993
    @zetaocyphiousgrayson9993 Před 8 lety +86

    either your a quick change magician or there's some editing involved

  • @mizunaut
    @mizunaut Před 10 lety +3

    Lampshade Thing should be a permanent character from now on. I've been a long time subscriber and I gotta say he's one of my favorites after the Plague Doctor. I LOVE his echo voice. Its what gives me the best tingles. Introducing your video with Margaret was awesome by the way she really sets the mood! Keep on keeping on Uncle E.!

  • @tisiphoneXalexandria
    @tisiphoneXalexandria Před 10 lety +7

    When Margaret started freaking out about the sandwich, I actually said aloud, "Oh no, I'll still eat it, don't worry!" Great video, as always ^_^

  • @Nicol80145
    @Nicol80145 Před 10 lety +3

    Why are those hand movements so relaxing? What black magic is this?

  • @ethantaylor9613
    @ethantaylor9613 Před 10 lety +52

    Magret: I hope I am not disturbing........you
    Me: welp, tis a bit late for that miss

  • @joehiles6517
    @joehiles6517 Před 6 lety +5

    Sometimes...when I can’t find the perfect video to get me to sleep...I search Rift’s old videos...tonight was a good find. 👍

  • @casey_lee9804
    @casey_lee9804 Před 10 lety +11

    Hollywood is sorely missing out on a brilliant actor and writer.

  • @Slyconrad
    @Slyconrad Před 10 lety +43

    How do you get the duct tape off your hands when you are Margaret?

  • @ShaunTheCHB
    @ShaunTheCHB Před 7 lety +43

    I actually felt sorry for Margaret when she got the sandwich wrong. It's the thought that counts though.

    • @DallyASMR
      @DallyASMR Před rokem +4

      The way she is so scared about what the professor will do implies to me that he either beats her, or he uses her like a puppet and loses it over the slightest mistake.

  • @wattman-music-archive
    @wattman-music-archive Před 10 lety +83

    Why does Margaret have a shovel?

    • @JMaxchill
      @JMaxchill Před 10 lety +54

      It's her Heavy Metal - perfect for head banging. Came up in "Margaret Episode 1" as a wrench, I believe :D

    • @mattlm64
      @mattlm64 Před 10 lety +7

      JMaxchill I need to watch episode 1 now.

    • @wattman-music-archive
      @wattman-music-archive Před 10 lety +2

      Well then...

    • @RSRemington
      @RSRemington Před 10 lety +8

      Time to Bring in the dumb reference: Market Gardener

    • @JMaxchill
      @JMaxchill Před 10 lety +4

      Matthew Mitchell There's an ER video you HAVEN'T SEEN?!?!?!?! How can you live with yourself?

  • @KissItPeeps
    @KissItPeeps Před 10 lety +44

    I subscribed. You rock.

  • @glitchtrap9112
    @glitchtrap9112 Před 4 lety +22

    Theory: whenever you can see Margaret's eyes nothing bad is going on at the moment and Margaret is sane but when you can't something horrible is happening and she's being controlled

  • @Tomify16
    @Tomify16 Před 10 lety +10

    'Happy Birthday to...... Patient' LOL

  • @AnsuzAG
    @AnsuzAG Před 8 lety +34

    1:54:25 When you try to join a server but your internet sucks.

  • @Aos_Sidhe
    @Aos_Sidhe Před 10 lety +7

    You know, i just want to say thank you for this video. My birthday is October 6th, so even though i know it wasn't, i feel like this video was made for me. Besides the birthday part, all of your videos are amazing, different, odd, and help me sleep every single night. I used to stay up for days at a time not being able to sleep. I dont know whether or not it was insomnia because i never went to the doctor for it. Then i found ASMR, which was a big help. But then, i found your channel. The content here is so different from everyone elses videos. And aside from trying to give your viewers tingles, you try to help us with our daily struggles of insomnia or anxiety. Your words make me feel as though i have a true friend constantly trying to help me through my days. Thank you so much for everything ER. -CaraTheGamer

    • @EphemeralRift
      @EphemeralRift  Před 10 lety +5

      CaraTheGamer Well hey thanks for watching and I try my best!

  • @PriestEater
    @PriestEater Před 9 lety +5

    Margaret is just too adorable. Happy Birthday to me ♥

  • @moriarctic
    @moriarctic Před 8 lety +71

    Is beaking something sexual?

    • @juliahauer4114
      @juliahauer4114 Před 8 lety +15

      Probably

    • @JFTSwiertz
      @JFTSwiertz Před 8 lety +2

      +Unequal 568 your profile pic is amazing and your banner is as well

    • @joeyking8756
      @joeyking8756 Před 8 lety +4

      Oh no not that undertale shit 😭

    • @JFTSwiertz
      @JFTSwiertz Před 8 lety +10

      Joey King deal with it. It's just s compliment. It's not like we are starting a conversation.
      Oh and his banner is from Zelda, so it's not "undertale shit"

    • @robinhyperlord9053
      @robinhyperlord9053 Před 5 lety

      @@JFTSwiertz
      ???

  • @Ridriel
    @Ridriel Před 9 lety +5

    Its amazing how greatly you can create and develop your characters. And besides, you put them all together in a video. Thanks a lot!

  • @stor314
    @stor314 Před 10 lety +31

    For some reason it's hard to believe that Margaret is a girl under that mask. Can't put my finger on why.

    • @Gamingzonix
      @Gamingzonix Před 10 lety +10

      Due to the fact that this in the internet I have no way of knowing if you are being sarcastic or not, so if not I will answer your confusion with: all of the characters in this video are played by the same guy Paul. Margaret isn't a girl under the mask, just a very convincing man.

    • @stor314
      @stor314 Před 10 lety +10

      Gamingzonix Yes I know that hah it was sarcasm

    • @Alejandro-Ramirez_
      @Alejandro-Ramirez_ Před 10 lety +15

      Gamingzonix EPHEMERAL RIFTS NAME IS PAUL!?!?!?

    • @Gamingzonix
      @Gamingzonix Před 10 lety +8

      It is.

    • @JackJack-cf7le
      @JackJack-cf7le Před 10 lety +29

      The Doctor Gaming Or is Pual's name Ephemeral Rift?!

  • @AphroditeluvsZathx
    @AphroditeluvsZathx Před 10 lety +6

    Well it's my sisters birthday today!
    I love Margaret, she instantly relaxes me. ^___^

  • @danielyeetsyou93
    @danielyeetsyou93 Před 4 lety +10

    You should do your “Not Today” video but with a tired Corvus as he does things such as fill out scripts, do surgery on the brown bag puppet (which we, the viewer, would interrupt him), perform a ritual, ect.

  • @strangebait
    @strangebait Před 9 lety +17

    Who els loves the beaking?

  • @jmoose979
    @jmoose979 Před 4 lety +3

    Is it just me or does Corvus just make me so happy? He’s so polite! Just
    Him: hi-
    Me: Hi! :D

  • @JackJack-cf7le
    @JackJack-cf7le Před 10 lety +12

    The plague doctor is my favorite in this video. I got #rifted

  • @whipserspeople
    @whipserspeople Před 10 lety +7

    Margaret Margaret Margaret - as if I'd ever ask for MUSTARD in my sandwich...What a card that Margaret is!!!

  • @Thecollectingman42
    @Thecollectingman42 Před 9 lety +6

    I hate it when I'm switching between asmr videos and I get a loud ad!!!

  • @frankyleandri3592
    @frankyleandri3592 Před 9 lety +9

    Always thought these characters and everything were fucking awesome by the way.

  • @WYATT35481
    @WYATT35481 Před 10 lety +6

    This is the most unique thing and the most relaxing thing I ever experienced in my life.

  • @Skavoc
    @Skavoc Před 10 lety +7

    Candyman got this southern accent halfway through. That was pretty weird.
    This video is SO great. Thank you, Paul!

  • @eyanjohnson2449
    @eyanjohnson2449 Před 8 lety +11

    WHY IS CORVOUS STROKING HIS BEAK.. OH NEVERMIND.....

  • @Darkerxz
    @Darkerxz Před 10 lety +6

    How many times have you been told you should act?
    Well here goes a new one.
    GO ACT, MY FRIEND.

  • @jessgale2637
    @jessgale2637 Před 8 lety +61

    girl: mommy where is daddy?
    mom: i don't even know anymore

    • @RexEXE
      @RexEXE Před 8 lety +2

      that's way to old

    • @Sh4gggyyy
      @Sh4gggyyy Před 8 lety +2

      what was the original joke?

    • @jessgale2637
      @jessgale2637 Před 8 lety +3

      +Unplugged just look on any of his other vids

    • @Jackaxed
      @Jackaxed Před 7 lety +2

      Kid: "Mommy, where is Daddy?"
      Mom: "Daddy is me now."

    • @Audiblegaming
      @Audiblegaming Před 6 lety +1

      Rift Has A Son Not A Daughter

  • @astrobookwormsinger
    @astrobookwormsinger Před 4 lety +2

    Corvus' words at 46:45 gave me chills at the implications. Wow.

  • @Ace-ih9md
    @Ace-ih9md Před 5 lety +17

    Professor: how are you feeling?
    Me: depressed
    Professor: and how long have you been feeling this way?
    Me: how old am I again?

  • @heartmadeofsound
    @heartmadeofsound Před 9 lety +6

    Came back to watch this again because it's my birthday!! Thanks ephemeral rift, you make such amazing videos!

  • @Drog2099
    @Drog2099 Před 10 lety +13

    Wait when did Corvus change his mask during the video?

  • @cam897
    @cam897 Před 10 lety +19

    So Chris Crinkle's house of tingles is a Mobile Home?

  • @autumnbouford1662
    @autumnbouford1662 Před 8 lety +6

    Poor Margaret trying to light the candle lol

  • @nekofellpap4191
    @nekofellpap4191 Před 7 lety +6

    I'm the candy man but you can call me the candy man
    I laughed so hard

  • @Linked02
    @Linked02 Před 10 lety +2

    This was absolutely amazing. I love how some of them have their own distinctive triggers, like the candy man. It would be so nice to continue to explore their backgrounds, as well as adding more characters to the collection.

  • @yoRyann27
    @yoRyann27 Před 10 lety +2

    Please make a Professor Clemmons video JUST with him talking. You doing his soft spoken voice like that is literally one of my favorite things you do on this channel :)

  • @DementedN
    @DementedN Před 10 lety +5

    "I oughta visit The Sandwich Man."
    Here's hoping ER makes this an actual thing.

    • @TrogdorMan
      @TrogdorMan Před 9 lety +1

      I think he's already done a "Sammich Man".

  • @managementinc.4588
    @managementinc.4588 Před 9 lety +13

    I like looking through the comments for people who accidentally stumbled across E.R. The things they say are hilarious.

  • @Wack..
    @Wack.. Před 7 lety +8

    i want 1 hour of plague doctor

  • @MultiGodofrock
    @MultiGodofrock Před 8 lety +28

    "i hope i am not disturbing click click click" kinda to late for that mar-"you" oh...

  • @thecrazycatfilms
    @thecrazycatfilms Před 9 lety +7

    We all get a birthday beaking lol

    • @sexypants1851
      @sexypants1851 Před 6 lety +1

      thecrazycatfilms
      Even if some of us don't have.. ya know.... beaks..

  • @xKingGeorgeTheThirdx
    @xKingGeorgeTheThirdx Před 10 lety +10

    Damnit Green Man, who let you have the SCP?

  • @drakeambrose1841
    @drakeambrose1841 Před 10 lety +2

    Margaret has to be one of my favorite characters of all time next to The Candy Man

  • @levilarocque303
    @levilarocque303 Před 10 lety +6

    I like to think that the walking dead outbreak was started by Dr.Clemons I think it adds double the story to the game

  • @willlastname5024
    @willlastname5024 Před 10 lety +61

    Is it just me that get's creepyed out when see Margaret? Like the tingles are still there. But looking @ her is just creepy.

    • @zacharylaba4762
      @zacharylaba4762 Před 10 lety +7

      Agree 100%. This video isn't really that bad with her though. She seemed (he. I guess, lol) more human and less cook.

    • @khaldragon
      @khaldragon Před 10 lety +13

      Lol no its not just you. Margaret weirds me the hell out. The other characters are awesome though. Repairman is my favorite I think.

    • @UltraBebo
      @UltraBebo Před 10 lety +1

      I hate that character. I skip all her videos!

    • @UltraBebo
      @UltraBebo Před 10 lety +1

      She creeps me the fuck out. It's not ASMR friendly IMO

    • @seriousmax
      @seriousmax Před 10 lety +9

      You should see the silicone mask which he ordered and is about to use in his videos. You'll shit your pants, if you find margaret creepy. lol

  • @trivoris875
    @trivoris875 Před 8 lety +5

    No way I love sock and mustard sandwiches!

  • @Jebendus
    @Jebendus Před 10 lety

    The one trigger that gets me the most is whatever your green man's suit is made of rubbing against itself! The noise of fabrics being rubbed together gives me huge rushes of tingles! Thanks for this vid buddy, I've been a silent diehard fan for a while!

  • @lee.lee.n
    @lee.lee.n Před 2 lety

    I love Margaret! I'm so happy she is the first to see me today. My anxiety gets better and I sleep so good. I feel bad sometimes I fall asleep during her visits, but she still loves me.

  • @lucyrosemihajlich4439
    @lucyrosemihajlich4439 Před 3 lety +3

    Closest I'm going to get to a birthday party this year.

  • @teresascoutify
    @teresascoutify Před 8 lety +9

    I thought she brought a mustard and roast beef sandwich and I got excited lol

    • @hyperion3145
      @hyperion3145 Před 7 lety +1

      Stitches
      A mustard and sock sandwich ain't bad either.

  • @MsOkayAwesome
    @MsOkayAwesome Před 10 lety

    That "giving water to drink" thing you do is one of my favourite triggers. You've got it in lots of videos from lots of characters and I love it every time.
    Great video, thanks so much!

  • @someone5801
    @someone5801 Před 8 lety +8

    I think Chris Crinkle is more of a Russel Rustle.

  • @twinpigeons7661
    @twinpigeons7661 Před 8 lety +8

    Am I trippen or did he really change masks that fast

  • @sammbear1779
    @sammbear1779 Před 7 lety +6

    margret walking in with shovel
    ah yes how did the ritual go
    having a beack stab me in the eye
    ouch what was that for I'm trying to sleep here ouch

  • @madi_ss
    @madi_ss Před 7 lety

    I am not even kidding when I say this viewing has been 2 years in the making. I wanted to watch this on my birthday and only my birthday, but I missed it last year. So this year I set an alarm so I would never forget and I am finally watching it!

  • @chrisflowers318
    @chrisflowers318 Před 7 lety

    I want to say how much I needed this today, you helped relax and wind down an otherwise awful and stressful birthday. I watch your channel all the time so I was really happy when I searched birthday asmr and this video popped right up. Thank you for all you do and thank you for this birthday gift!