Relax with Margaret #8 - Margaret's Salon [ ASMR ]
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- čas přidán 20. 08. 2024
- You have a visit to the grand opening of Margaret's salon where she provides you with a one-of-a-kind relaxing experience!
Intro music by @PhoenicianSailor
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What is ASMR?
ASMR stands for Autonomous Sensory Meridian Response and is the current (non-scientific) name given to the feeling characterized as a pleasurable tingling sensation felt in the head, scalp, back and other regions of the body in response to visual, auditory, tactile, olfactory, and/or cognitive stimuli, such as crinkling bags, hand movements, whispering and personal attention.
ASMR videos are not only meant to help induce ASMR or "tingles", but also help provide a relaxing, calming and soothing experience for the viewer while helping to relieve their anxiety relief, stress relief, insomnia relief, to help those suffering with PTSD or depression, to serve as a study aid and much more.
"Dad I need some help with my homework"
"Not right now son"
tom c Holy fuck, I don't know why, but this is probably one of the few if not only times a comment has made me laugh my ass off.
***** jesus
tom c It took me a few seconds to figure it out, but when I did I lost it XD
lmfao
Can somebody please tell me the joke? I've spent an hour thinking on it and I can't fucking get it! Ughhh
Teacher: "And now it's your turn miss Rift. What does your dad do in life?"
Rift's Daughter: "umm... what every caring father do. Yesterday night, for example, he dressed himself as a maniac masked woman and spent an hour all alone whispering in the dark."
You know he has another full time job besides from making videos right?
Luciano Racioppi better than what i use to say "oh hes a drug dealer"
The kid should be proud! His/her father helps people with sleeping problems or suffering from stress.
Totally Winning Pro Gamer I know everything and I also know he has a son and no daughter. My comments are only for humor. I consider ER a real artist before being an ASMR artist. Big fan of his work. :-D
Luciano Racioppi Okay 😊
I just enjoyed a creepy shave at the all new Margaret's Salon. It was a screaming good time.My hand was pretty dry and flaky between my 1st and 2nd claw which Margaret spotted it right away. The moisturizing did wonders making me feel like I could really strangle someone without getting unsightly skin flakes on their shoulders, and who doesn't enjoy a good douching? The shave was the cleanest closest I have ever received, and upper lips and cheeks are overrated anyway, who needs 'em. Margaret's Salon is a lockdown! She has prices that will drive you crazy! I can not restrain my excitement! I give it 4 out of 5 insane moans.
😂😂😂😂
hi i know it’s been five years but i think the world needs a second one of these margaret salon videos
YES
8 years... I miss Margaret's
It's been 8 Years now and I'm still waiting for a Margaret Salon near me so I don't have to take a plane just to get my lip shaved
This was the first ever ASMR video I had ever seen before I even knew that ASMR was a thing. I ended up looking up other ASMR videos and was really disappointed they were nothing like this video. So this was either not a very good way to be introduced to ASMR or this was the absolute best way to be introduced to it.
Probably the best lol, Paul is definitely one of the most creative ASMRists out there, he sets a high standard
The absolute best.
'Are you familiar with our Lord and Saviour, Cthulu?' - This made me chuckle even through the asmr haze of relaxation.
"I accidentally cut your...ENTIRE top lip" how does that even happen LOL
+Selma Gomez (CrueltyJ) That's Margaret for ya
I was getting a haircut and my mom almost chopped my ear off with a pair of scissors.
everybody makes mistakes
+C. J. (CrueltyJ) and that kids, is why we DONT shave with a box cutter. :P
IKR when she said that I was almost asleep i was like"wait, wut"
7:35 axe thing
9:30 lobotomy pick
14:00 blood pressure
17:10 pregnancy tester
18:10 douche
19:00 feminine wash
19:35 bubble wrap
21:15 moisturizer
Thank you kind soul
+The Time Cartographer lol thx 4 that tho
I bow to thee
bless you !
There's a lot of plague doctors running around around here
ER is so fucking creative at what he does, its incredible. I wish there was a way to Subscribe more than once because god knows we ALL would.
I think he'd still be making wonderful videos even if he had 5 subscribers, and one of those 5 was his goldfish
Patreon?
That's not what I meant, I meant you could use patreon as an additional way to support him. Don't be a smart ass on something I said 2 months ago ^
I come back on this comment 7 MONTHS LATER, and people are fighting & arguing? christ on a fucking pony -____-
+Logicalpsycho2323 lol
"you wont be needing handcuffs you're already restrained" -The only part that made me go "wut"
That's the only part that made you go "Wut"? REALLY? THE ONLY PART?
+Edward Kenway I've just come to expect the rest from Uncle E
+Edward Kenway Honestly, it's kinda strange THAT set him off, it's probably the most mundane thing Margaret's ever said.
When you watch ER a lot, you start to notice _very_ few things trigger a "wut."
she operates out of the asylum so she just has people request to come in and the guards strap them on the gurnie and wheel em down😁😂
Thalins Genohan well I never expected a bondage joke from ER, the rest is kinda standard
Am I the only one who doesn't get scared of ER's characters and just thinks they're awesome?
Oooooh me me!
Same here I never get scared of the Rift Characters
I'm always to relaxed to think about how creepy some of them can be I guess but yea same here
Characters like Margret are creepy but they're still pretty nice. Theres really nothing to be scared of.
The Voice Of Showgun Nope, definitely not just you.
I am putting
" Ok, no Douche today"
ON MY HEADSTONE AND YOU CANT SAY ANYTHING ABOUT IT
Damn! I wanted that! Welp, dibs are dibs
I can say many, many things about it. I can't stop you though.
Please thank Margaret on my behalf for the patient referral. I trust the same finder's fee (one kitchen-sized garbage bag of spare bits & effluvium) will suffice?
I'd thank her myself ... but oh man, she creeps me out.
I see what you did there :D
Phoenician Sailor Good job making the intros song, I love it
Ooow, i Love Ur Videos!! My god, you and rift are such a good team, it’s unbelievable ^^ thanks for creeping me out every evening)
Whenever I watch a role play by ER I end up forgetting it's actually ER doing it. Being able to make people believe you're someone else so easily is an amazing talent. Great job.
I leave feeling beautiful - Margaret, you are a powerful woman! :D
Leaving without an upper-lip and cheek muscle and cheek then YEAH
your beautiful
Margret:We have a pregnancy test
Anonymous: I'm a guy
Margaret: just in case
If you're a guy and it comes possitive, go to a doc. You're not pregnant. You have testi cancer
Aye man🤷🏿♂️
Margret:We have a pregnancy test
Me: i'm a lesbian
Margaret: just in case
I mean she isnt wrong XD
Trans men :)
I'm not even scared of her anymore.
That's good!
Yllasville1110 I am.
Good for u boi/girl
@Blue Balloon don't you mean him
@@dirpmussolini790 its "she" because its a character.
The song is so catchy 😂❤️.
I'd love a video with Margaret doing makeup with brushes. I know there are a million videos, but I want Margaret's version.
YES IT WOULD BE AWESOME I JUST KNOW IT XD
"I removed your entire top lip..." I just died omg
"Unfortunately it seems like I removed your whole upper lip"
"You need to show of those pearl whites anyways"
Me: Gosh Margaret how thoughtful
Margaret: *Or perhaps you're tired of...thinking*
Me: finally, somebody understands me!
I NEED a "cooking with Margaret"
It's so unbelievable that I've come to really enjoy all your characters, and especially Margaret, as if they're unique individuals; yet each and every one of them is played by a single you.
Thank you sir.
The clicking is soothing
Instead of having a queen of hearts on her head, you need to have the queen of spades.
Cuz you know, her shovel?
LazahNinja Clever... very clever.
I get it!
No you need the ace of spades, much larger
I *dig* this idea
This reminds me of "I feel fantastic" hey hey hey
NO. NOPE. NO.
STOP. NO. NO. NO. NO. NOx1237401057571910485729398583919038
GODDAMIT GUESS IM
NOT GETTING ANY SLEEP TONIGHT
XD
It's Faaat Albert!
You do a great job making me forget you're doing a character... I don't even think about it I feel like she's just a whole different entity ha
i imagine margaret's committed violent acts without being intentionally malicious, like she just wanted to use someone's blood as lipstick or something
The way you say the word “servicesssss” still makes me happy as hell to this day. I don’t know why, but I really do see Margaret as her own character, because I just can’t see that voice coming out of ER. Maybe that’s why I enjoy her so much... or it might just be that she’s easily the best thing ever. Can’t decide. 🤷♀️
"Hey Margaret, you creep me out but I love ya,
Hey Margaret, you creep me out but I love ya (I love you).
M-A-R-G-A-R-E-T, Margaret,
M-A-R-G-A-R-E-Teeee, Margaret.
Your curly hair and skin so fair, oh,
Margaret I love you.
Oh man you creep meee out...
Heeey Margaret"
K A N E I read that as, “Heeeey brother...” Despite hearing the correct song in the first place, and it kinda fits! 😂
I know these are years old but I still love Margaret and oddly enough I’m more comfortable with “Margaret” than most ladies of asmr....
This is so incredible I have probably watched it over 70 times and still get shivers, and am so immersed and pulled in I sometimes even ask for the platinum package.
ASMaRgaret
NICE
ASMtriggRed
The shaving cream on the side of the head was heavenly...
what part
***** Check out 35:35. Warning. You will be tingled.
nice, my favorite character
ArcanineStripes sweet! ;)
I want one with the platinum package. Sounds intriguing.
“What are you watching?”
“Ugh... it’s hard to explain”
Love this channel btw!!
Am I the only one that keeps on coming back to this video, and watching it.
You are the only ASMRist that doesn't make me laugh from tickles, it is a much firmer wave of relaxation you invoke, but you're also the first to ever make me burst into laughter from legitimately being so funny. When she offers a pregnancy test as part of a beauty package? I'm still laughing.
SEVEN YEARS AGO!? I think Margaret went back in time to relax people in the past. That’s why we haven’t seen her for so long!
this is some straight up 'courage the cowardly dog' shit right here
this is the shit that gave me nightmares as a child
and i'm so mad to admit that it's relaxing as hell
I'm not sure that Margaret knows what human hands look like, despite having them herself.
Margaret:We offer FULL body modications....
*Pulls out hammber*
Margaret:FULL body modications
Me:NOPE!
*Closes legs togather*
I'm lol.
Margret: ...in your case, HUMAN hands.
Also Margret: *rubs lotion of giant meaty reptilian hands*
You did wonders for my look, Margaret! Consider me a regular patron from now on! Wonderful work on my shave, by the way~
Is this what Margaret does as a side job while working for the professor?
+tvkid9879 I guess you could think of it that way.
+Ephemeral Rift what else can she do?
+Grant McDaniel This Is Suprisingle relaxing Wow!!!
I really love Margaret ♥ she's creepy and so adorable ♥
I swear, Rift, someday you've gotta do an oddly comedic ASMR roleplay of Cthulhu himself!
the solo guitar at the start was so relaxing!
Just realised who made the opening music, I didn't know who Phoenician Sailor was for previous Margaret videos!
Did Ephemeral really go out and buy a douche and pregnancy test?
Maybe he just stole it from his wife's closet lmao
Shadow Quill no
Yes
Per sona I get the joke. Per Sona. Dank shit yo
Per sona Yes. And that's a Dollar store douche to be exact.
Honestly can we get her on rupauls drag race?
I had forgotten Margaret's song. It creeps me out, but I love it.
Margaret is just my favorite. This has really helped with my exam stress. Thank you :)
I want to like this more than once. Really looking forward to an episode 2 at Margret's Salon~
i was like “i want to watch an ER video, what did i watch way back when i first found him? oh yeah, that Margaret video” so i started typing in the search bar and heard the part from Phoenician Sailor’s song as i typed out “Margaret”, and then the video opened with that and i somehow remembered all the words, even though it’s been years since i watched this particular video. i didn’t realize how much i missed the song 😊
lately it’s been the Relax by the Fire and the Skyrim Character Creation videos that i’ve been watching most nights, besides a couple Cap Bailey videos to supplement so those two don’t lose their magic. there are others too, i just love everything ER puts out. i would guess that, over the past 6 years, most of those nights have ended with an ER video. still can’t believe it’s been at least that long. oh and the cutting mat video! the one with the two versions, medicated and unmedicated! god there are too many to list, but these are the big ones
Uncle E, just keep up the amazing work, i’m so glad to have such amazing sleep content to look forward to every night! i dont comment often on anything but i just wanted to say, in case Uncle E reads it. Kindnapped is also amazing. and i loved the Rush Hour vid. and also there’s one particular Minecraft video that’s super great. and anything with Corvus or Dave. literally anything with Corvus. Ethan Pineapple is surprisingly good to fall asleep to, considering the literal axe. these are just rolling out of my brain, i keep remembering more. The Art Of Quiet, i require headphones for that full experience. Uncle E’s hand movements are also purely perfect, with the pacing of his voice and the hands. that one video with young Professor Clemmons, before all the craziness happened and he was just a young guy with a pregnant wife who liked the theatre. oh and you can’t forget Kevin! Kevin and his blocks with the whispered R’lehyan (i know i spelled it wrong), or any video with that almost-words mumbling-type sound, so good
i could truly keep going for a while, but wanted to show my appreciation for Uncle E, Paul, Ephemeral Rift himself, and all that he does, what an influence on my life he’s been. tickling my theorist senses with the whole story behind everything, but mostly just helping me sleep. so glad to have you still here and thriving after all these years, Uncle E! to as many more as make you happy! we’ll always have hundreds of videos to fall back on if you decide it’s best to stop making videos, but i sincerely hope your enjoyment continues for a long while. i look forward to the different hair and facial hair styles that will continue! (oh man the shaved head i knew at the beginning to the long hair long beard from more recently, so different but all work so well)
i return again, as in love with this video as always. 7 years since it came out now
Margaret is probably the last person I'd like to get a salon treatment from, but I'm excited for the video none the less!
Harley quinn/edward scissorhands/ jason combined surprisingly gives good tingles
Dweller haha Nice. Maybe a touch of Freddy Kreuger?
shows my hand "Good lord I'm a dinosaur!"
when you put your volume all the way up and then you realize that there is really an into 😂😂😂
The sounds of the Fallout bobble head are SOO FANTASTIC!!!! I believe it's my new favorite sound.... :)
Wow! That's actually a catchy 'theme song'. I like it! Oh woah, nice face paint--
--her gloves have needles her gloves have needles _her gloves have needles_...
Yay for Margaret! She is one of my fav Rift members
I love the characters and amount of story behind these videos.
The thing that keeps me coming back to you, er, is not only ur amazing content but also the way u interact with us 👍🏻
Ya know what that intro made me think of? "They said all.. TEENAGERS SCARE THE LIVING SHIT OUT OF ME! THEY COULD CARE LESS AS LONG AS SOMEONE WILL BLEED"
SAME
MCRmry
..I guess you could say..
we're the
AS/M(c)R\ lmao
+Jennifer Black great
+Ash Black oh my fucking god
ilove this channel not for just asmr all the alter egos, multiple personas are simply intreguing.somtimes i watch just for a good story XD
you need to change the song to
tip toe through the window
by the window, that is where ill be
come tip toe through the tulips
with meeeeeeeeeeee
rialbb haha i agree!
rialbb no blood mcr
I gave you blood blood gallons of this stuff and it will never be anfe.
rialbb RIP Tiny Tim, a true meme legend
Are we going to be adding the demon from Insidious to the mix now.
This was perfection!!! I'll make sure to leave Margaret a nice tip on my way out of the salon. =)
I can't believe this vid is 9 years old, I fall asleep everytime is on and I struggle to watch til the end.
Yes! Hair dressing ASMR is the best kind of ASMR i know. Thanks Rift!
Seeing this up made my night. :3
Margaret is definitely my favorite character of yours.
I'm anxious to see her on EphemRadio - if you're bringing her to it, that is.
Irrational fear: I watch new videos on full screen, and whenever I need to pause for some reason, a part of me expects a hand to reach through the screen to click Play, and then I'm told never to do pause them while they're speaking. And when I would watch the video again without pausing, it would not scold me personally but carries on as usual...
Um...
That is oddly specific..
Now I’m scared too... 😂
I watched this video like literally 8 times or so. And I still love it so much!
I zoned out while listening, and when I zoned back in, Margaret had was offering me a free douche. Oh, Rift.
Well. It's 11 am. Do I watch this now and fall back asleep or do I wait until tonight. ...
Its 2.30am here and after watching this for 5 minutes, im either not sleeping or having relaxing nightmares
It's weird how someone with such a deep voice can completely change it like this lmao I can kinda tell but doing this shit of an hour is impressive
Feels like a Margaret kind of morning. I had the oddest chill and it made me wonder what she was up to.
WOW AM I THE ONLY ONE WHO ACKNOWLEDGES HOW BEAUTIFUL THE SONG IS
Did Rift himself write that???
Those blocks at 27-ish minutes come strait from heaven
They're Cthulu blocks. I don't think they came from heaven.
Derpy Bird you win.
28:53 Oh my god! What the hell happened to Vault Boy?!?!
With how my day is going so far, by the time it's over I'm going to need the visit to her salon!
She is so beautiful. And she just wants to help. :(
Starts off like a sitcom!
I never thought I'd see an ER spa and shave episode. And here it is. Complete with head removal.
I don't understand why Margret relaxes me but she does.. OMG THE SONG IS TRUE
The things on the hands remind me of Scarecrow in Arkham Asylum
I WAS PLAYING YESTERDAY AND I SAW HIM AND THOUGHT ABOUT THIS VIDEO
Madison Wilcox lol yeah
God, I love you, ER! Unbelievably creative. I am equal parts scared, relaxed, and entertained! See you in my dreams, Margaret...
Can't get over her theme song, it's so awesome
the feminine hygiene stuff was kind of adorable imo
Margaret is my favorite character! She got me hooked to your channel!
Dude, I fucking love this character, I fucking love your videos, I fucking love everything about you!
I cannot describe how much I love this video! I LOVE YOU MAN!!
I love Margaret. ❤ Can you please make more? You are awesome. ♡
A funny little gentleman with a huge grin on his face? MR. J IS THAT YOU!!!!!!!!!
How does rift never mess up what he is going to say because he doesn't put any edits in his vids and,this video is an hour long!
This video is a MASTERPIECE !!
My ear was hurting so bad before watching this but the moment I turned it on it stopped thanks ER you are a life saver or in my case ear saver
I'm shitting my pants and falling asleep at the same time.
Love it. I'm in a different and curious world when I watch your videos. Interesting so I stay awake but gentle so I get tingles!! Whoop whoop