World's Most Dumb Criminals That Didn't Get Away With It

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  • Crime isn't for everyone, especially if you aren't the sharpest knife in the drawer. This new hilarious video is all about criminals who definitely aren't the brightest criminal masterminds! Check out dumb criminals who never stood a chance!
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  • @SuperSteve180
    @SuperSteve180 PÅ™ed 3 lety +1374

    Heck I wouldn't have reported the second guy, I'd hire him as a house sitter.

    • @pritikagurung4521
      @pritikagurung4521 PÅ™ed 3 lety +29

      Same

    • @SirElderock
      @SirElderock PÅ™ed 3 lety +89

      it is a scary thing to see someone you are not expecting especially in a place you think safe. You don't know what their intentions are and in the rush of the occasion of knowing someone who was not suppose to be there is there especially if they are a stranger. i know this from experience.

    • @mksislive2242
      @mksislive2242 PÅ™ed 3 lety +10

      same

    • @johnedwards4235
      @johnedwards4235 PÅ™ed 3 lety +51

      @@SirElderock I mean if he cleans the entire place and nothing is missing after the initial scare I'd be offering him a place to stay in exchange for him cleaning

    • @pollypockets508
      @pollypockets508 PÅ™ed 3 lety +5

      @@SirElderock blanket of wetness

  • @dagerdale
    @dagerdale PÅ™ed 3 lety +2678

    If someone broke into my home and washed the dishes, I wouldn’t press charges. 🤷ðŸ½â€â™‚ï¸ðŸ˜‚

    • @luthermorrisjr1657
      @luthermorrisjr1657 PÅ™ed 3 lety +31

      🤷ðŸ¿â€â™€ï¸ðŸ˜‚

    • @Bxttxr.
      @Bxttxr. PÅ™ed 3 lety +31

      🤷ðŸ¾â€â™€ï¸ðŸ˜‚

    • @felixfauxington99
      @felixfauxington99 PÅ™ed 3 lety +198

      Bro, I’d hire them as a cleaner

    • @Marvin_Aethos
      @Marvin_Aethos PÅ™ed 3 lety +39

      This reply section wants me to commit drown.

    • @reynahielo9081
      @reynahielo9081 PÅ™ed 3 lety +53

      Synth your grammar makes me want to commit drown

  • @blueyoshi4229
    @blueyoshi4229 PÅ™ed 3 lety +259

    Thief: GIMME YOUR MONEY
    Employee: *pulls out a shotgun*
    Thief: Its just a prank bro uhhh calm down

    • @magnuslover2143
      @magnuslover2143 PÅ™ed 3 lety +6

      Lol and of course its Florida

    • @pdawg9208
      @pdawg9208 PÅ™ed 3 lety +2

      While the employee was pulling out the shotgun:
      :D

    • @kyleemartin4919
      @kyleemartin4919 PÅ™ed 3 lety +9

      Theif: *starts filming *
      "So guys I was just trying to rob these people innocently and now they pulled a gun on me. The absolute atrocity! Hashtag Cancel Cashiers! " 🤣

    • @jetstreamsam5983
      @jetstreamsam5983 PÅ™ed 2 lety +2

      america 100

    • @ladyfire44
      @ladyfire44 PÅ™ed rokem +1

      This reminds me of a story from America's Dumbest Criminals where this one dude from another town tried to rob a convenience store in Pensacola, only to be shot at by the store clerk. The store clerks are very protective about it.

  • @beginer12
    @beginer12 PÅ™ed 3 lety +1746

    The couple with the penguin is like the real life version of The Hangover 😂

  • @myscreen2urs
    @myscreen2urs PÅ™ed 3 lety +1644

    You can't call that second one a burglar. Especially if his intent wasn't so much to rob the place, but rather just squat in it. I think trespasser is more accurate. Maybe, home invader but it's a fine line.

    • @jedinutcracker
      @jedinutcracker PÅ™ed 3 lety +121

      if that happened to my place i wouldent even press charges, man did me a favor

    • @luthermorrisjr1657
      @luthermorrisjr1657 PÅ™ed 3 lety +16

      Dook Dook I know right?

    • @ilkkarautio2449
      @ilkkarautio2449 PÅ™ed 3 lety +31

      Home invasion implies that youre attacking a house that has inhabitants in it. Could a regular burglary be attempted home invasion? Like there almost was someone in. 🤔

    • @charlieo1482
      @charlieo1482 PÅ™ed 3 lety +41

      @@jedinutcracker Yeah, Id even offer him a job cleaning my house for me. Win/Win.

    • @SakuraNyan
      @SakuraNyan PÅ™ed 3 lety +25

      ​@@100percentNotaBot It was a two year conditional discharge, not jail time.

  • @TheRandomRager
    @TheRandomRager PÅ™ed 3 lety +203

    6:09 I love how she is still smiling while pointing a shotgun at the robber

  • @Alex_White2010
    @Alex_White2010 PÅ™ed 3 lety +146

    6:10 Robber: Attempting to Robbing the Store
    Staff: Uno reverse Card

  • @racetucker56
    @racetucker56 PÅ™ed 3 lety +135

    The “come in to weigh your drugs properly†made me laugh so hard😂

  • @FirestoneAnimation
    @FirestoneAnimation PÅ™ed 3 lety +335

    The second "burglar" was actually really kind. Dumb but at least he cared

    • @tonyacosta4574
      @tonyacosta4574 PÅ™ed rokem +2

      I would keep him I hate cleaning

    • @pollypockets508
      @pollypockets508 PÅ™ed rokem

      I wonder if he was homeless

    • @90_98
      @90_98 PÅ™ed 11 mÄ›síci

      He wasn't hurting anyone

    • @ladyfire44
      @ladyfire44 PÅ™ed 2 mÄ›síci

      I would've hired him as a housekeeper.

  • @manasgupta8908
    @manasgupta8908 PÅ™ed 3 lety +1538

    Plot twist: The couple didn't own the house. Lucas did.

  • @antoniobarbosameillon8911
    @antoniobarbosameillon8911 PÅ™ed 3 lety +2199

    The second doesnt seem to be a bad person, just a person without home.

  • @Mr-.Facts.
    @Mr-.Facts. PÅ™ed 3 lety +349

    A robber named Darren Kimpton invaded a house full of cops.
    Unluckyyy

    • @PersonDude993
      @PersonDude993 PÅ™ed 3 lety +8

      Bruh

    • @AbcdEfg-ld4zf
      @AbcdEfg-ld4zf PÅ™ed 3 lety +6

      Off size big rip to that man's career as a criminal

    • @calvinscarvings.66
      @calvinscarvings.66 PÅ™ed 3 lety

      😂

    • @robertclark2253
      @robertclark2253 PÅ™ed 3 lety +1

      The cops were investigating a burglary that had been done by ..... Darren Kimpton . Yes Kimpton robbed the same house a few hours earlier .

    • @crrupte9037
      @crrupte9037 PÅ™ed 3 lety

      BRUH

  • @winniethepooht5776
    @winniethepooht5776 PÅ™ed 3 lety +466

    I would've helped that second dude out, he was so nice! He didn't even steal anything. Probably just needed a place to stay, and maybe cleaned to repay them?

  • @davidjohnson3649
    @davidjohnson3649 PÅ™ed 3 lety +94

    7:08 the expression of a person who excited that they know multiple languages.

    • @ilkkarautio2449
      @ilkkarautio2449 PÅ™ed 3 lety +4

      Im basicly bilingual, but my parents forgot that pretty often: everytime they fought, or even worse-opposite of fighting, they just switched the language not realising that me and my sisters knew enough to be terrified.

    • @ilkkarautio2449
      @ilkkarautio2449 PÅ™ed 3 lety

      Know enough to get that shocked face i mean. 😂

    • @davidjohnson3649
      @davidjohnson3649 PÅ™ed 3 lety

      @@ilkkarautio2449 xD

  • @josephstalin364
    @josephstalin364 PÅ™ed 3 lety +162

    Police: hears the lady confess in French
    Also him: finally, years of learning French is not wasted

    • @Titanic-wo6bq
      @Titanic-wo6bq PÅ™ed 3 lety +14

      Years of academy training NOT WASTED!

    • @maanmendoza5446
      @maanmendoza5446 PÅ™ed 3 lety +1

      *Y e s*

    • @milademjayy
      @milademjayy PÅ™ed rokem +1

      @@Titanic-wo6bq *He knew the language on his own they dont teach language in 6 months training.*

    • @rainxash
      @rainxash PÅ™ed rokem +1

      ​@@milademjayy they probably mean school

  • @mangozzz4487
    @mangozzz4487 PÅ™ed 3 lety +607

    I feel,sorry for the second guy, imagine being nice, and getting arrested

    • @worm2773
      @worm2773 PÅ™ed 3 lety +52

      He lived in someone’s house without permission

    • @devog1842
      @devog1842 PÅ™ed 3 lety +74

      @@worm2773 At least he cleaned it, I would have not even pressed charges

    • @SirElderock
      @SirElderock PÅ™ed 3 lety +62

      @@devog1842 it is a scary thing to see someone you are not expecting especially in a place you think safe. You don't know what their intentions are and in the rush of the occasion of knowing someone who was not suppose to be there is there especially if they are a stranger. i know this from experience.

    • @wisconsin50
      @wisconsin50 PÅ™ed 3 lety +21

      @@SirElderock He cleaned the entire house though. Did the dishes and all, he deserved a free sleep before they wanted him out.

    • @slooeverysunday7065
      @slooeverysunday7065 PÅ™ed 3 lety +6

      @@devog1842 I wouldn’t even put him in jail also I’d give him 2000 dollars for cleaning but a 1 dollar finw

  • @ftwtech
    @ftwtech PÅ™ed 3 lety +213

    These aren’t always dumb criminals. Many are just unlucky.

  • @akshobhyavarma
    @akshobhyavarma PÅ™ed 3 lety +79

    If someone was in my house and was keeping it clean and wasn't stealing anything I would pay them money for that.

  • @zz3353
    @zz3353 PÅ™ed 3 lety +17

    Having the cops measure your drugs made me laugh pretty hard. Thanks for that.

  • @forbiddensandwich4369
    @forbiddensandwich4369 PÅ™ed 3 lety +29

    “Chased out of the shopâ€
    Understatement of the century.

  • @rrbenjy8431
    @rrbenjy8431 PÅ™ed 3 lety +337

    Drinking game : One shot every time the narrator says "dumb criminal".

  • @philiplee1769
    @philiplee1769 PÅ™ed 3 lety +49

    The only time it was considered a “rescue†to send an animal to seaworld.

  • @goos101
    @goos101 PÅ™ed 3 lety +50

    The second person isnt bad, like who would complain someone cleaned there house and took nothing?
    Human: *Cleans my house in exchange for a place to sleep*
    Couple: You're arrested.
    That even sounds dumb

    • @ASAPMEXICANBOI117
      @ASAPMEXICANBOI117 PÅ™ed 3 lety +1

      yes he should be awarded I would of not charged him

    • @jessjohnson5001
      @jessjohnson5001 PÅ™ed 3 lety +3

      It’s a crime to break into someone’s house my man, no matter what his intentions were and what he did

    • @negroleague2
      @negroleague2 PÅ™ed 3 lety +1

      need to be careful tho. could be a psychopath lol. the majority of people sneaking to live in peoples attics or w/e dont end well.

    • @kat-pk4fb
      @kat-pk4fb PÅ™ed 2 lety +1

      I would have payed lucas and welcome him to my family

    • @miwfreak4312
      @miwfreak4312 PÅ™ed 2 lety

      As much as I'd like to think I do the same. If I found someone in my house and was in that position. I wouldn't necessarily get them arrested but I'd most likely kick them out.

  • @roundhouseradio3588
    @roundhouseradio3588 PÅ™ed 3 lety +47

    I can't be mad at the dude who broke in, stayed there and made himself at home and left it cleaner than it was originally. lol

  • @Shazistic
    @Shazistic PÅ™ed 3 lety +18

    Random fact
    Dolphins have several highly developed forms of communication. They have a “signature whistle†which allows other individuals to recognise them.
    -The Shades

  • @co5833
    @co5833 PÅ™ed 3 lety +118

    I like how the title says “most dumb†when talking about dumb people

  • @toadwiiremotewithwiimotion3394
    @toadwiiremotewithwiimotion3394 PÅ™ed 3 lety +44

    I like the Florida Man story where it says: "Man robs bank, goes to KFC with bag of money."

  • @lizzdoe2821
    @lizzdoe2821 PÅ™ed 2 lety +7

    My sister worked at a bank and was robbed. But the more ridiculous story was about one of her coworkers. Her coworker was 8 months pregnant when this guy came up to her demanding cash. His disguise was bandaids... his get away was a BIKE!!! Yeah that lasted all of five minutes😂

  • @lukevimpeny4705
    @lukevimpeny4705 PÅ™ed 3 lety +15

    Oh, dont mind me officer, just my bag full of drugs.

  • @militaryjunkie6207
    @militaryjunkie6207 PÅ™ed 3 lety +46

    Dumbest criminal?
    The one with social media

    • @phaxil4207
      @phaxil4207 PÅ™ed 3 lety

      Shaun king

    • @rjs1jd
      @rjs1jd PÅ™ed 3 lety

      That one didn't seem true . It was made up !

  • @miya9904
    @miya9904 PÅ™ed 3 lety +9

    2:40
    Rhys Owen Jones is literally the most Welsh name I could think of

  • @metaworld567
    @metaworld567 PÅ™ed 3 lety +10

    9:16 When you realize that the manufactured bag has a label reading, "Arrest me"

  • @robertclark2253
    @robertclark2253 PÅ™ed 3 lety +8

    A small town in northern England had seen crime go up significantly so they sent letters to all known criminals in the area , over drinking age , about a free beer testing being held just outside town . About 30 thirsty criminals turned up and were all swiftly arrested .

  • @ivoryas1696
    @ivoryas1696 PÅ™ed 3 lety +51

    The Goldilocks dudes "crime" was rather pleasant. If I were married, my wife would probably want to press charges but I would be too sure...
    Also 4:27
    Imagine getting mauled by a snake.

    • @atrivthedawnblade8812
      @atrivthedawnblade8812 PÅ™ed 2 lety

      Yeah i mean yeah he’s a theif but getting bit by a venomous snake is a bit excessive for petty robbery.

  • @audrete6071
    @audrete6071 PÅ™ed 3 lety +40

    6:11 LOL I like how she pulled out the shot gun like this happens every day

    • @julian2626
      @julian2626 PÅ™ed 3 lety +2

      Welcome to Florida i suppose lol

    • @audrete6071
      @audrete6071 PÅ™ed 3 lety +1

      @@julian2626 And she was also grinning lol

    • @gowankommando
      @gowankommando PÅ™ed 3 lety

      It was in Orlando

    • @julian2626
      @julian2626 PÅ™ed 3 lety

      @@gowankommando Orlando is in Florida though

    • @maanmendoza5446
      @maanmendoza5446 PÅ™ed 3 lety +1

      *The joy on her face makes it more* *weird-*

  • @flame1391
    @flame1391 PÅ™ed 3 lety +13

    4:04 sounds like a cartoon story lol

  • @gilby123
    @gilby123 PÅ™ed rokem +3

    There was one recently in AZ where some guy fled the scene of the crime on foot. In the process of running, he dropped his cellphone, which was unlocked. The police took a photo of themselves and posted it to his FB account and told him he can pick it up when he stops by the station.

  • @krealyesitisbeta5642
    @krealyesitisbeta5642 PÅ™ed 3 lety +18

    These are soon to be Team rocket employees.

  • @HR-wd6cw
    @HR-wd6cw PÅ™ed 3 lety +25

    5:25 "Christmas is a time for giving..." Well, the law and law enforcement just gave them a present... a 3 month jail sentence.

    • @jayden6975
      @jayden6975 PÅ™ed 3 lety +1

      Not a bad comment 🙂

  • @racheljensen1823
    @racheljensen1823 PÅ™ed 2 lety +5

    You gotta hand it to some criminals, they really are entertaining.
    One from where I live tried to rob a donnut store, only to find it was the local police department's favourite hang-out. The same guy also tried to steal their police car... let's just say it didn't work hahaha

  • @guyorsini1044
    @guyorsini1044 PÅ™ed 3 lety +6

    The penguin kidnapping sounds like a new plot twist for the next hangover movie

  • @skull6934
    @skull6934 PÅ™ed 2 lety +2

    9:02 this part killed me 🤣

  • @nicolassalazarmartinez9819
    @nicolassalazarmartinez9819 PÅ™ed 3 lety +4

    Nobody:
    The Infographics Show: _proceeds to transition into any way of:_ "but this person is *even dumber,* ..."

  • @SimpleSetting
    @SimpleSetting PÅ™ed 3 lety +9

    Florida man: Finally! A worthy opponent, Our battle will be legendary!

  • @massholemuscle3447
    @massholemuscle3447 PÅ™ed 3 lety +12

    Lol really?! Bring you’re drugs in and we will weigh them for you😂😂just buy a scale bro!

  • @dontbeacasualtycutthecord7173
    @dontbeacasualtycutthecord7173 PÅ™ed 3 lety +2

    I'm quite late on finding this channel and video but I automatically subscribed!
    This had me very entertained, which I needed so thank you! â¤ï¸

  • @swadams2
    @swadams2 PÅ™ed 2 lety +2

    I remember seeing footage of some guy who tried to rob a convenience store. He thought he'd disable the camera first, but he wasn't wearing a mask, so it got a good close-up of his face.

  • @feetguzzler9000
    @feetguzzler9000 PÅ™ed 3 lety +6

    6:10
    **Cutely grabs gun while smiling**

  • @frankofam1069
    @frankofam1069 PÅ™ed 3 lety +4

    I love this channel. I listen to it everyday on my way home from work. around 7 minutes and 30 seconds in was the funniest one because I am from Long island and I remember this and I actually went to school with one of the cops!!

  • @_CARKENT
    @_CARKENT PÅ™ed 2 lety +2

    6:06 the way the employee smiles as she pulls out a shotgun is hilarious

  • @MrsJHarrington
    @MrsJHarrington PÅ™ed 3 lety +4

    Great video! Makes me feel better about myself, lol.

  • @InkWaxstudios100
    @InkWaxstudios100 PÅ™ed 3 lety +13

    The Goldilocks burglar is honestly the one home breaker which I feel bad for and kind of like. He was harmless and even cleaned up the house.

  • @SlyFan-mp8dc
    @SlyFan-mp8dc PÅ™ed 2 lety +2

    Robbing multiple homes in a neighborhood during the Christmas season only gets you three months in jail? I'm not one to want severe punishments for crimes like that, but that is way too lenient.

  • @obmlofficialbluemafialeade8597

    Lucas was just chilling!

    • @kat-pk4fb
      @kat-pk4fb PÅ™ed 2 lety

      I would have payed lucas and welcome him to my family
      he was so nice he even helped her

  • @mattsupertramp6506
    @mattsupertramp6506 PÅ™ed 3 lety +3

    Breaking into people's houses is one thing but stealing presents from under a Christmas tree? That's where I draw the line!

    • @KororaPenguin
      @KororaPenguin PÅ™ed mÄ›sícem

      I guess they were all grinches.

  • @kamaducktanjiquack8849
    @kamaducktanjiquack8849 PÅ™ed 3 lety +7

    I Need that second person he seems JoyFul

  • @jasminejohnston6393
    @jasminejohnston6393 PÅ™ed 2 lety +2

    A drunk man in Abbotsford, BC, Canada once got out of his car to avoid getting a DUI and went into what he thought was a taxi and told the driver “Get me outta here Buddy cops are everywhere tonight!†The driver did get him out of there…and took him to the drunk tank because it wasn’t a taxi he got into, but an idling police car and the RCMP officer did his job pretty well compared to the drunk man’s mistake. Hey if you’re in Canada don’t mess with Mounties!

  • @carolwilson5546
    @carolwilson5546 PÅ™ed 3 lety +1

    I absolutely ⤠the infographics animation!!!

  • @sarahmacdonald1647
    @sarahmacdonald1647 PÅ™ed 3 lety +5

    2 made me think of the episode where Sheldon broke into Penny's place and cleaned it.

  • @sr-7195
    @sr-7195 PÅ™ed 3 lety +3

    3:37
    The penguin: Look at me I am the driver

  • @teedtad2534
    @teedtad2534 PÅ™ed rokem +1

    I love this guy 's video! Especially, if so true!!

  • @CosmicKenny3479
    @CosmicKenny3479 PÅ™ed 2 lety +2

    idk why but at 3:53 The expression the guy made is so funny 🤣

  • @HDTomo
    @HDTomo PÅ™ed 3 lety +105

    Fun fact: first actually said first

    • @D_LGND
      @D_LGND PÅ™ed 3 lety +1

      Whoa! I am learning everyday!

    • @HDTomo
      @HDTomo PÅ™ed 3 lety +1

      @scp 049 also true

    • @Nitrality
      @Nitrality PÅ™ed 3 lety +1

      @TOMO true

    • @mapletreepower7038
      @mapletreepower7038 PÅ™ed 3 lety +2

      Fun fact: most people who say “first†are not first

    • @HDTomo
      @HDTomo PÅ™ed 3 lety +2

      @@mapletreepower7038 also also true

  • @megarhombus7532
    @megarhombus7532 PÅ™ed 3 lety +6

    "Bag full of drugs" DO YOU WANT TO GET ARRESTED!?
    then having your drugs weighed by the cops! LAMMMMOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

  • @htx_cane3033
    @htx_cane3033 PÅ™ed 3 lety +1

    The host said “be careful who you rob†like he was giving robbing tips

  • @DavidM-tg1oy
    @DavidM-tg1oy PÅ™ed rokem

    I love the story of the "snake napper". That must be a CLASSIC!!

  • @jacksonfoehr6629
    @jacksonfoehr6629 PÅ™ed 3 lety +3

    Hiiiii I loved the video

  • @christigmc
    @christigmc PÅ™ed 3 lety +5

    I once heard about a guy who tried to rob a gun store with a baseball bat.

  • @GODENRICHED
    @GODENRICHED PÅ™ed 3 lety +1

    "BAG FULL OF DRUGS" 😂

  • @oliversherman4648
    @oliversherman4648 PÅ™ed 3 lety +1

    People who came home: who are you? The robber: Um I’m you’re local housecleaning service People: Nice try kid

  • @kanyewest2729
    @kanyewest2729 PÅ™ed 3 lety +17

    The penguin was probably safer with the “criminals†than at seaworld

  • @learningwithlaila
    @learningwithlaila PÅ™ed 3 lety +4

    Criminal: takes items from the house
    I sleep
    Criminal: also takes Christmas presents
    *ok now you’ve gone to far*
    (I’m not one of those “presents are all what Christmas is about†kind of people)

  • @phantommangagirl
    @phantommangagirl PÅ™ed 2 lety

    “The cops are offering to weigh my drugs for me? How nice!†😂😂😂

  • @brokenbridge6316
    @brokenbridge6316 PÅ™ed 2 lety

    Nice video. It gave me some good laughs.

  • @bengal6825
    @bengal6825 PÅ™ed 3 lety +4

    If that were me, I would hire Lucas and just let him live there.

  • @inhalingsand2312
    @inhalingsand2312 PÅ™ed 3 lety +10

    I can guarantee I would be here if I was a criminal

  • @apple_1220
    @apple_1220 PÅ™ed 3 lety +2

    If someone broke into my house, cleaned it and bought groceries, I would hire them

  • @flameusinsane4198
    @flameusinsane4198 PÅ™ed 3 lety +6

    6:11 I like to imagine that the staff was like, here let me get it, no, take this lead to the head though

  • @Just-A-Panda
    @Just-A-Panda PÅ™ed 3 lety +3

    guys, its simple. Cover your eyes, dress up in black, and put red, yellow, and green circles. Boom, you are a traffic light. Nobody will see it coming. And boom, you just did the heist of the year.

  • @ramihamdan7655
    @ramihamdan7655 PÅ™ed 3 lety +2

    If I ever become a villain, Infographics would be my guide.

  • @harveybeaver9731
    @harveybeaver9731 PÅ™ed 3 lety +3

    5:45 If I were him, I would have assumed that the police christmas presents were just empty boxes.

  • @dontmindme5879
    @dontmindme5879 PÅ™ed 3 lety +12

    First rule of breaking and entering small time Cash and jewelry only. Nothing that would make you need to use an ID to get rid of.

    • @____-qm4nq
      @____-qm4nq PÅ™ed 3 lety +3

      You need an id to sell jewelry

    • @dontmindme5879
      @dontmindme5879 PÅ™ed 3 lety

      @@____-qm4nq you do not in the underground my guy. A person will buy jewelry off you before a TV.
      But what do I know my late teens early 20s I only made a living off it so.
      Act like you have watched backdoor jewelry operations. What's smarter walking around with 300 bucks of bulky electronics. Or 500k worth of small jewelry. You tried tho

    • @dontmindme5879
      @dontmindme5879 PÅ™ed 3 lety

      @@____-qm4nq but I will say I've made alot off nieve ppl so doesnt matter. Believe what you want. Lol I'm not here to ease your mind. If that makes you feel safe believe it

    • @ilkkarautio2449
      @ilkkarautio2449 PÅ™ed 3 lety

      Are not or, i hate typos. 😰

  • @rewindedits8805
    @rewindedits8805 PÅ™ed 3 lety +6

    Imagine being arrested and holding a live penguin at the same time :p

    • @KororaPenguin
      @KororaPenguin PÅ™ed mÄ›sícem

      I know the animation depicts a crested penguin, but I gather from the fact that they weren't charged with attempting to release a potential invasive species that the penguin was a little blue?

  • @FERMBUDZZ
    @FERMBUDZZ PÅ™ed 3 lety

    Couple goals for sure 😂🤣👊

  • @kamildzn_8950
    @kamildzn_8950 PÅ™ed 3 lety +2

    In Poland police once posted on Facebook about drugs being mixed with dangerous stuff and if you want to make sure your drugs are fine, bring them to the station and police will check them for you and to their surprise allegedly a lot of people were coming lol they even showed that on the news.. 😂ðŸ˜

  • @hiteshdsouza9615
    @hiteshdsouza9615 PÅ™ed 3 lety +9

    I feel bad for the second guy, yes he did trespass but he also cleaned their dishes.

    • @sjillo
      @sjillo PÅ™ed 2 lety

      Not just dishes there’s more

  • @keinlieb3818
    @keinlieb3818 PÅ™ed 3 lety +4

    "World's most dumb"
    I assume you did that title like that on purpose, but it still hurts my head.

  • @pinkgiraffe378
    @pinkgiraffe378 PÅ™ed rokem

    I love the stories of people doing dumb stuff videos on this channel. 😂

  • @OfficialSamuelC
    @OfficialSamuelC PÅ™ed 3 lety +1

    3 months for that?! It’s almost worth robbing someone if you make a decent payday and only serve 3 months! Ridiculous!

  • @unknownseizure
    @unknownseizure PÅ™ed 3 lety +6

    What makes a criminal? Getting caught - Keanu Reeves

  • @mr.poke-a-lot8119
    @mr.poke-a-lot8119 PÅ™ed 3 lety +7

    Try the one when the criminals posted their crime online.

  • @directnotes7946
    @directnotes7946 PÅ™ed 3 lety +1

    Poor penguin, he only saw a few hours of freedom because he was kidnapped

  • @boughtthiskidoffebay6346
    @boughtthiskidoffebay6346 PÅ™ed 3 lety +2

    6:09 i like how happy she is when pointing a shot gun at someone

  • @unknownseizure
    @unknownseizure PÅ™ed 3 lety +7

    I'm glad that cj from gta isn't included on this list. He sprouted amazing memes and I would hate for him to have been caught

  • @osqni
    @osqni PÅ™ed 3 lety +7

    the dumbest thing i got in trouble for was yawning in class 😂

    • @D_LGND
      @D_LGND PÅ™ed 3 lety +1

      And even passing my friend an Eraser

    • @bunnothebunny3286
      @bunnothebunny3286 PÅ™ed 3 lety +1

      I know a kid in my school who got a detention from breathing to loudly

    • @osqni
      @osqni PÅ™ed 3 lety

      Bunno The bunny bruh 😂

  • @Monarch_04
    @Monarch_04 PÅ™ed 3 lety +1

    I feel like no. 3 was an inspiration for the Hangover series

  • @ShaanSalwan2003
    @ShaanSalwan2003 PÅ™ed 3 lety +1

    ABUSING A PENGUIN- just fined
    PEACEFULLY SEEKING SHELTER IN A HOUSE - fined + imprisoned
    Is that justice??

  • @mr.uchiha3937
    @mr.uchiha3937 PÅ™ed 3 lety +3

    7:40 lol the captions:
    *His "genius" (n: sarcasm) plan fell apart when he used his fraudulent police car to...*

  • @ericevans6712
    @ericevans6712 PÅ™ed 3 lety +15

    I know a guy that robbed a grocery store with a water gun an ran out of gas one block away

    • @Fl0rales
      @Fl0rales PÅ™ed 3 lety +1

      Lol

    • @maanmendoza5446
      @maanmendoza5446 PÅ™ed 3 lety +1

      Wa-

    • @robertclark2253
      @robertclark2253 PÅ™ed 3 lety

      I heard of a guy arrested for bank robbery the police caught him with a bag full of money , a mask and a gun at his interrogation he said " It wasn't me officer " police " Really ? Then why is there so much evidence to the contrary ? " suspect " I never robbed the bank I was busy at the time " police " Doing what ? " suspect " Robbing the post office down the street " or how about burglar Darren Kimpton who tried to rob a house full of cops . Why were the cops there ? They were investigating a burglary committed by... Darren Kimpton that's right Kimpton had robbed the same house just hours earlier . Derek Mosley tried to rob Discount Gun Store in Beaverton armed with a baseball bat which he used to break open a display case to reach the guns inside only for the owner to force to the floor at gunpoint and hold him there until police arrived . Two burglars robbed a house one was caught and wrestled to the ground by the owner who was former WWE Champion Daniel Bryan . Another burglar got stuck in a window trying to get into a house and as he tried to squirm into the window his pants fell to his ankles as passers by took photos of his bare backside .

  • @Caramalix
    @Caramalix PÅ™ed 2 lety

    Breaking in, cleaning up somebody's house until it's squeaky clean, buying groceries and caring for himself: 2 years in jail.
    Breaking into three homes including the poor small business owners house and stealing loads of valuables: 3 months in jail.
    Wow, justice system! That is just amazing! ðŸ‘ðŸ»ðŸ‘ðŸ»