Unfortunately, my friend and I have lost the 3 minute version, and we no longer have any intention to recreate it, or to try to find it. Yes, I broke my promise, and I'm so sorry that I let everyone down. But, the original meme (where it just looped it a few times) was never mine. I bring this up because, if you truly want a longer version, don't take my lead and procrastinate for so long after losing the video, and make your own. Yes, maybe it won't be as funny to you, but you WILL make other people's day. I really am sorry, and would like to challenge you all to make what you want, regardless of what others MIGHT think of it. Be the reason someone smiled. I thank you for being so patient, and I would LOVE to see what all of you will make. My friend would also like to put his few cents in: "Hello all! This is the creator of the Foolish Samurai Warrior video. I deeply apologize for all the false hope you may or may not have about the second video, a lot has been going on in my personal life and I couldn’t sit down and finish off the second FSW video. I wish I could’ve been a better creator for you and your enjoyment, and I couldn’t apologize enough for that. I can’t help but feel like a failure to all of you that I’ve been giving you all false hope to show you what I’ve made for laughs and smiles, and I am sorry 😔 Blame me for all the procrastination that caused all this. It’s not Gage who deceived you all, it’s me. But I do agree with Gage. If you want to make an extended version of your own, go for it! Since I couldn’t do it, make other people laugh by your own creations/variations of the FSW meme. Just know that anyone can create things, in any shape or form. Make other people laugh, make them something to enjoy despite all the horrible things that are happening in this upside down world we live in. All in all, I am sorry that I gave all of you false hope. Don’t procrastinate like I did, and create many MANY things for people."
It’s OK. Sometimes personal lives simply get I. The way of art and there’s nothing we can do about it. If anything, do t let this failure drag both of your creative lives down. I say keep on trying no matter what kind of setbacks you come across! And thank you for the words of encouragement as well. I’m trying to make what I want to see more of in the world right now, and it was comforting to see that there are other people who agree with the belief of “make what you want.” I’m grateful for your words of encouragement and I hope that you both continue on with your creative lives however you like!
@@a.rustici1972 OMG Thank you soo much from both of us for understanding, we both really needed that rn. I knew that other people had the same mindset of "make what you want", but to "see" another person support it is so much different than knowing there are others that do. And a few words from my friend: “What you said really made my day! Thank you so very much for understanding. I couldn’t bare to look into the negativity in the comments from haters or anyone who doesn’t care for personal issues occurring in others. But I’m so darn happy that someone actually does care. And I’m also glad that you think the same way when it comes to “Make what you want” and that you feel grateful from our previous statements. It is 100% true. Creativity forms in many shapes and forms, and there are no limits. All in all, your words were very heartwarming, and I will never forget them. Thank you 🙏🙂”
Ganondorf: a foolish hylian warrior wielding a gerudo master of darkness, wielding a magic sword, wielding a foolish hylian warrior, wielding a magic sword, wielding AN UNSPEAKABLE CALAMITY, wielding a foolish gerudo coconut, wielding a gerudo master of darkness, wielding a foolish hylian warrior, wielding AN UNSPEAKABLE COCONUT, wielding a magic sword, wielding a gerudo sword, wielding A CALAMITY sword, wielding a sword, wielding AN UNSPEAKABLE CALAMITY, wielding a FOOOOOOOOOOL, wielding a foolish hylian warrior, wielding a gerudo master of darkness, wielding a magic sword, wielding a foolish hylian warrior, wielding a magic sword step forth to oppose me...
It’s like crosses the line twice, but instead of being so dark it goes from ‘funny’ to ‘too far to be funny’ to ‘so far it becomes funny again’ it’s because of time.
An ancient person wielding an unfathomable eldritch abomination wielding an unfathomable person wielding an ancient eldritch abomination wielding an unfathomable ancient eldritch abomination person attempted to explain this.
@@mystery5252 My friend will try to add three more minutes to the extended EXTENDED version. It’ll be more ridiculous than the original! Just be patient and you’ll get the main course!
Until aku steals it and you have "a shape-shifting master of darkness wielding a foolish samurai warrior wielding a shape-shifting master of darkness wielding a magic sword wielding a foolish samurai warrior wielding a magic sword wielding an UNSPEAKABLE EVIL wielding a shape-shifting c o c o n u t wielding a shape-shifting master of darkness wielding a magic sword wielding an UNSPEAKABLE c o c o n u t wielding a magic sword wielding a shape-shifting sword wielding an evil sword wielding a sword wielding a foolish samurai warrior wielding a shape-shifting master of darkness wielding a magic sword wielding a foolish samurai warrior wielding a magic sword"
But a FOOLISH Hylian knight, wielding a Demon King of the past, wielding a sword that seals the darkness, wielding a FOOLISH Hylian knight, wielding a sword that seals the darkness, wielding a sturdy wooden stick, wielding a FOOLISH Hylian Pinecone…
Long ago in a distant land, I, a foolish samurai warrior, unleashed a magic sword. But Aku, the shape-shifting master of darkness, wielding an unspeakable evil, stepped forth to oppose me.
I came here expecting a compilation of Aku calling Jack foolish. Never in my wildest nightmares would I have imagined something like this. What a foolish fool I am.
Long Ago in a distant Galaxy, I, General Grievous the Jedi Killing Master of Darkness, unleashed an unspeakable droid army. But a foolish, Jedi General wielding a fine addition to my collection stepped forth to oppose me.
Someone somewhere is gonna make this a weapon mod for some game. I don't know what game, Team Fortress 2, Garry's Mod, an addon to a custom VRChat avatar, some other game with a modding community that likes funny weapon mods, but I swear it's gonna show up somewhere.
Lyrics: But a foolish samurai warrior wielding a shapeshifting master of darkness wielding a magic sword wielding a foolish samurai warrior wielding a magic sword wielding an unspeakable evil wielding a foolish shapeshifting c o c o n u t wielding a shapeshifting master of darkness wielding a foolish samurai warrior wielding an unspeakable c o c o n u t wielding a magic sword wielding a shapeshifting sword wielding an evil sword wielding a sword wielding an unspeakable evil wielding a fooooooool wielding a foolish samurai warrior wielding a shapeshifting master of darkness wielding a magic sword wielding a foolish samurai warrior wielding a magic sword stepped forth to oppose me
this is an insanely dangerous weapion, a flurry of blades requiring minimal hand movement while the shape shifting components rapidly whip around on their own with their multitude of swords like a tornado combined with a blade whip
@@Ponera-Sama at this point subtlety is lost on my players. So I have to make it almost comical how evil the individual is to get them to not ignore them.
the geometry section: Q1. what shape is a shapeshifter? Q2. is the shapeshifter a 2d or 3d object? both? why? explain your answer in at least 4 sentences. Q3. what is the total length, width, area, and if applicable, height of the shapeshifter? show your work below.
Shape shifting master of darkness wielding qn magic sword wielding a foolish samurai warrior wielding a magic sword wielding a unspeakable evil wielding a foolish shapeshifting coconut wielding a shapeahifting master of darkness wielding a foolish samurai warrior wielding a unspeakable coconut wielding a magjc sword wielding a shapeshifting sword wielding a evil sword wielding a sword wielding a unspeakable evil wielding a foooooooooooooooooooooooolll wielding a foolish samurai warrior wielding an shapeshifting master of darkness wielding a magic sword wielding a foolish samurai warrior wielding a magic sword. Thats what the foolish samurai warrior was wielding.
@@mrpekoni a Shape shifting master of darkness wielding qn magic sword wielding a foolish samurai warrior wielding a magic sword wielding a unspeakable evil wielding a foolish shapeshifting coconut wielding a shapeahifting master of darkness wielding a foolish samurai warrior wielding a unspeakable coconut wielding a magjc sword wielding a shapeshifting sword wielding a evil sword wielding a sword wielding a unspeakable evil wielding a foooooooooooooooooooooooolll wielding a foolish samurai warrior wielding an shapeshifting master of darkness wielding a magic sword wielding a foolish samurai warrior wielding a magic sword. Thats what the foolish samurai warrior was wielding.
Unfortunately, my friend and I have lost the 3 minute version, and we no longer have any intention to recreate it, or to try to find it. Yes, I broke my promise, and I'm so sorry that I let everyone down. But, the original meme (where it just looped it a few times) was never mine. I bring this up because, if you truly want a longer version, don't take my lead and procrastinate for so long after losing the video, and make your own. Yes, maybe it won't be as funny to you, but you WILL make other people's day. I really am sorry, and would like to challenge you all to make what you want, regardless of what others MIGHT think of it. Be the reason someone smiled. I thank you for being so patient, and I would LOVE to see what all of you will make.
My friend would also like to put his few cents in: "Hello all! This is the creator of the Foolish Samurai Warrior video. I deeply apologize for all the false hope you may or may not have about the second video, a lot has been going on in my personal life and I couldn’t sit down and finish off the second FSW video. I wish I could’ve been a better creator for you and your enjoyment, and I couldn’t apologize enough for that. I can’t help but feel like a failure to all of you that I’ve been giving you all false hope to show you what I’ve made for laughs and smiles, and I am sorry 😔 Blame me for all the procrastination that caused all this. It’s not Gage who deceived you all, it’s me.
But I do agree with Gage. If you want to make an extended version of your own, go for it! Since I couldn’t do it, make other people laugh by your own creations/variations of the FSW meme. Just know that anyone can create things, in any shape or form. Make other people laugh, make them something to enjoy despite all the horrible things that are happening in this upside down world we live in.
All in all, I am sorry that I gave all of you false hope. Don’t procrastinate like I did, and create many MANY things for people."
Oka
I bet you could do at least a 3,5 minute version in the time it took to compose these wordy apologies
It’s OK. Sometimes personal lives simply get I. The way of art and there’s nothing we can do about it. If anything, do t let this failure drag both of your creative lives down. I say keep on trying no matter what kind of setbacks you come across!
And thank you for the words of encouragement as well. I’m trying to make what I want to see more of in the world right now, and it was comforting to see that there are other people who agree with the belief of “make what you want.” I’m grateful for your words of encouragement and I hope that you both continue on with your creative lives however you like!
@@a.rustici1972 OMG Thank you soo much from both of us for understanding, we both really needed that rn. I knew that other people had the same mindset of "make what you want", but to "see" another person support it is so much different than knowing there are others that do.
And a few words from my friend:
“What you said really made my day! Thank you so very much for understanding. I couldn’t bare to look into the negativity in the comments from haters or anyone who doesn’t care for personal issues occurring in others. But I’m so darn happy that someone actually does care.
And I’m also glad that you think the same way when it comes to “Make what you want” and that you feel grateful from our previous statements. It is 100% true. Creativity forms in many shapes and forms, and there are no limits. All in all, your words were very heartwarming, and I will never forget them.
Thank you 🙏🙂”
@@Yansonik you do it then
*_Samurai Jack, but Aku has a stroke and can't complete the Intro_*
I get it but at the same time...
Rio Mako
His stroke has reached its maximum level at 0:46
An entire episode could just be this intro
God damn.
@@DJPrimeAmvs what's that?
This was the longest minute of my life
None of us will ever get that minute back
I don't regret any second of it
🥥
Ngl, it’s videos like these compared to 1 min. videos that pass in a flash that make me think I get where Einstein was coming from.
@@akabomb same
My favourite segment:
"A magic sword, wielding a shapeshifting sword, welding an *E V I L* sword, wielding a sword"
Wielding a sword sword
@@theamazingmeh1759 can you swing your sword, sword?
@@dayshon124
Sword, your diamond sword, sword?
@@Alizudo You probably couldn't afford
@@theamazingmeh1759 afford afford my diamond sword
Even if you could could
I have a patent
*DM:* Alright, if anyone wants to suggest some magic items to come across in this campaign, let me know.
*That one player:*
Yes
"Aight, I'll allow it."
@@darthskarr8975 I indeed, would probably for an artifact that PCs need to chase for
*emily axford enters the chat*
@@darthskarr8975 I really want to play D&D one day just to cause some Comically Large Amounts of Chaos and Tom Foolery like that
Wielding doesn’t sound like a word anymore
wildinga
lol I just posted this almost verbatim accidentally
Wielding an Unspeakable Word.
Never had been
wheel ding
Anyone wielding that would step forth and oppose literally everything.
If I saw anyone wielding this I would shit my pants
The video was pretty good but this comment is what made laugh out loud
@Conrad Smith *especially* the unspeakable coconut
LMAO
Imagine what it would look like if it swung.
Aku probably surrendered the moment this creature stepped forth to oppose him.
Most likely, yeah. 🤣
Aku: I fear no man, but that, *THING* scares me
I would
It's only fair, the thing is worth several of him and more
Everyone's talking about "Unspeakable Coconut" but no one's going to talk about "Wielding a *FOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO"*
Right?! That’s the best part!
Sounds pretty foolish if you ask me
A FOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL-
🤣🤣🤣👍
No matter how often I watch this, this line get's me every time.
A foolish samurai warrior, wielding an *U N S P E A K A B L E* _coconut_
*COCONUT*
C O C O N U T
COKE-A-NUT
i think you mean
c o c o n u t
C O C O N U T G U N
Before the first blow was struck I I died of old age.
Aku can't die of old age because he's immortal
But he hasn't aged a day. Like at all! He just grew that stupid beard!
@@Ponera-Sama aku voice actor was mako
mako passed away
so sad he was uncle iroh
@@Ponera-Sama are you telling me Tommy is Aku (˵ ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°˵)
@@blackbed5108 press X for RIP
The joke went on for so long that the "stepped forth to oppose me" feels sudden and completely out of place
I was so excited to see the end of the chain that I didn't expect to hear the next line
All according to plan
It's not wielding anything
The line stepoed forth to oppose you.
"...and boy was I confused. So I sent them into the future where I hoped they would sort that mess out before My word was Law!"
“Now the fool seeks to return to the past, and undo the future where that weapon makes even an ounce of sense”
man and sorry for ruin the word man
Aku: "How did you even get that into the scabbard?"
Jack: "I...have no idea."
I read that in their voices
It's magic
Jack: Keltic Magic
Half the things he wields are described as “shape shifting”, so maybe that’s how
The scabbard was wielding an unspeakable scabbard wielding a foolish samurai scabbard wielding a...
Me: Dude where's the wi-fi password
Friend: Under the router
The Wi-fi Password:
Well... is a longest secured password. XD
“What is this *UNSPEAKABLE EVIL??!!”*
Damn, it's gonna be hard
First ever password that is WIELDING an entire story 🤣
Of all the comments, I laughed hardest at yours.
I can feel like Aku passes through all 5 stages of grief while naming this... *this*
Link in Tears of the Kingdom using the Fuse ability be like:
Ganondorf: a foolish hylian warrior wielding a gerudo master of darkness, wielding a magic sword, wielding a foolish hylian warrior, wielding a magic sword, wielding AN UNSPEAKABLE CALAMITY, wielding a foolish gerudo coconut, wielding a gerudo master of darkness, wielding a foolish hylian warrior, wielding AN UNSPEAKABLE COCONUT, wielding a magic sword, wielding a gerudo sword, wielding A CALAMITY sword, wielding a sword, wielding AN UNSPEAKABLE CALAMITY, wielding a FOOOOOOOOOOL, wielding a foolish hylian warrior, wielding a gerudo master of darkness, wielding a magic sword, wielding a foolish hylian warrior, wielding a magic sword step forth to oppose me...
@@bcgazero6472
… Why did I read that in his voice?
Call Of Duty?
@@bcgazero6472don't bring a sword to a gunfight
“An unspeakable coconut” made me piss myself...
wielding a
FFFOO O O O O O O O O O O O O O OOL
Same lol
got me and my friend too
honestly "unspeakable coconut" sounds like a decent band name
@@billywise643 all fun and games until araki names a stand "Unspeakable Coconut"
“Don’t worry, the max level stuff isn’t that more powerful than the starting stuff.”
The max level stuff:
The more swords you equip, the more foolish your samurai warrior gets
So basically a perfect weapon perfect for an idiot like Aqua from Konosuba lolz
"The game isn't pay to win guys. You just got to git gud."
The high level whale player's equipment:
An UNSPEAKABLE *coconut*
😐
Man, RIP Mako, his voice just made everything both serious and hilarious at the same time
Mako was great.
Amen to that, my friend
@@zacharyrollick6169
Yes, he was
It's one of those jokes that gets funnier as it repeats, then starts to get old, then repeats so many times it gets funny again.
It’s like crosses the line twice, but instead of being so dark it goes from ‘funny’ to ‘too far to be funny’ to ‘so far it becomes funny again’ it’s because of time.
Overly long gag trope
so, among us?
@@jootersblaccat Am-ong-as.
I feel like this is how an ancient person would attempt to explain an unfathomable eldritch abomination.
I have the picture and transcript and I still can't describe it.
More like me trying to explain an anime weapon to Alexander the great
cocnut
An ancient person wielding an unfathomable eldritch abomination wielding an unfathomable person wielding an ancient eldritch abomination wielding an unfathomable ancient eldritch abomination person attempted to explain this.
Just say it looked like your mum without makeup on
If this is not unlockable in the new samurai Jack game I'm not buying it
Most likely as a 20$ DLC.
All you need is the shapeshifting *coconut*
@@kamikaze4172 Yea can anybody tell me where that is? I already got the samurai coconut as well
@@susamogus8331 Wasn't there an episode with a coconut too?
@@kamikaze4172 Oh yea that was for the alternate dimension where everyone and everything was a coconut
Imagine the events that had to transpire for one to weild this power
Anakin: "is it possible to wield this power?"
Palpatine: "not for a foolish samurai warrior."
his poor credit card
It was the *UNSPEAKABLE* coconut
Saitama's training got nothing on the hell you'd have to go through for this power
You’d have to go through a hundreds of millennia of fighting people and slaying warriors in order to be worthy of wielding it briefly.
“All dreams have meanings.”
My Dreams:
Aku: "I fear no foolish samurai warrior, but that *thing.* It scares me."
Scaramouch: No, I ain't talking about that freak! He ain't here, is he?! How do I get this stupid thing off?!!!
Evil Jack: One shutters to imagine what inhuman thoughts lay behind that sword. What dreams of chronic and unsustained cruelty?
_do you believe in magic? In a young boy's heart_
How the music can free him, whenever it starts
And it's magic, if the music is groovy.
F o o o l
Words cannot describe the pure beauty of this masterpiece
This is hilarious
I'm literally cracking up of laugther.
Perhaps i live in right lifespan!
@Jardmang same
Agreed. This is fucking art my man.
Dumb yes funny
It’s that final line that gets me🤣🤣🤣
Just imagining Jack going to battle with the most needlessly complicated weapon🤣🤣🤣
If he swings that thing, the world is gonna know what its like to crash to desktop irl.
I think you have pushed this joke to maximum ridiculousness, and it’s amazing.
We are just getting started, like the appetizer?
Gage Landen how much farther do you think it can go?
@@mystery5252 My friend will try to add three more minutes to the extended EXTENDED version. It’ll be more ridiculous than the original! Just be patient and you’ll get the main course!
@@gagela Ok, excited to see it.
can't wait
*Samurai steps forward, pulls out this monstrosity*
Aku: Okay, I quit. You win. I'm out.
you don't pull this out
it gets out on its own
Until aku steals it and you have "a shape-shifting master of darkness wielding a foolish samurai warrior wielding a shape-shifting master of darkness wielding a magic sword wielding a foolish samurai warrior wielding a magic sword wielding an UNSPEAKABLE EVIL wielding a shape-shifting c o c o n u t wielding a shape-shifting master of darkness wielding a magic sword wielding an UNSPEAKABLE c o c o n u t wielding a magic sword wielding a shape-shifting sword wielding an evil sword wielding a sword wielding a foolish samurai warrior wielding a shape-shifting master of darkness wielding a magic sword wielding a foolish samurai warrior wielding a magic sword"
@@gabrielbreeding6073 NOOOOO
wait
I have a blade too
*draws finaliam blade* let's hope it work
How do you even pull this out 🗿
@@jackour8167 I'm pretty sure a sword of this magnitude ends up wielding YOU instead, lol.
That was an unspeakable video.
wielding a magic sword
Wielding a shape-shifting master of darkness, wielding a shape shifting *C O C O N U T.*
Weilding a FOOOOOOOOLISH and UNSPEAKABLE COC U NUT!
Weilding a foolish sword
Wielding an evil sword, wielding a sword, wielding a coconut
Wielding a Foolish Samurai Warrior
Trying to describe an Evangelion unit to a feudal Japanese man:
i was so worried he will say “wielding an unspeakable fool”
Wielding an unspeakable shapeshifting E V I L magic foooooolish master of dark COCONUT samurai.
Haha
Ngl this is the most hilarious comment I have read
wielding an EXTRA THICC master of fooolish samurai swords
This isn't even his final sword.
Is this even a sword at this point?
@@no2940 no its a shape shifting coconut
@@XIUnicron And also unspeakable
Bleach TYBW Zanpakutō in a nutshell
Oops, sorry, that was my 10th final sword.
This sounds like Uncle Iroh trying to explain what he saw while tripping on LSTea
LSTea i ca nt
LST
🤣
Does anyone wish Mako could actually see this?
Rest In Peace "Mako" (1933-2006)
I do. 😂
Everybody gangsta intil this guy shows up.
He can literally destroy everyone
@@airstrikegaming8263 By inducing a stroke.
He is a one man army.
Everyone gangsta until he starts wielding an unspeakable coconut
I just tap it once and the whole thing falls over
Teacher: the essay requirement wont need to be that long
The essay requirement:
Thor: *Wielding Mjolnir & Stormbreaker*
Cap: *Wielding Shield & Mjolnir*
Jack:
LOLOLOLOLOLOLO
This has got to be the most overly complicated whip sword ever
The God's were high and Aku has every reason to be scared of this blade
69th like on this comment
Weilding a FOOOOOOOO
AN U N S P E A K A B L E coconut
Realistically speaking, this would be terrifying to be up against.
He would have the ultimate ranged slices fuck arrows that would reach further however it'd be a pain to draw/put away
@@Ryan_Silver_Fang most of it is shapeshifting.
Which means it could very well be used as a projectile and fit anywhere
Sounds like a dark souls boss
The weak point is the coconut.
COCOnut
Legend of zelda: Tears of the Kingdom Fuse ability be like
When you discover how to use the fusing mechanic in Tears of the Kingdom
When your show has been going on too long and the writers don’t know how to make the stakes higher:
I wanted to like this comment but it was at 666 likes so just say. Indeed.
"you see there's this bald guy that's really strong and very angry. that's it. go do a tournament arc now"
I was waiting for something like ”wielding an E X T R A T H I C C samurai warrior”.
Missed opportunity.
that F O O O O O L E do be extra thicc tho
Yes
That'd be Jetstream Sam
@@LordVader1094MEMORIES
The absolute whiplash of “coconut” is amazing
If something like this stepped forth to oppose me, I think I'd just give up whatever it was I was doing, regardless of the passion I held for it.
Same here. And wonder if someone slipped drugs into my food
Challenge: Take a shot every time he says "wielding"
while wielding a shot glass, or is the shot glass wielding you
But a foolish samurai warrior wielding a shot glass, wielding AN UNSPEAKABLE EVIL
DEAD
This challenge is just an alcohol poisoning speedrun
that's 19 shots for y'all wanting to die of alcohol poisoning
"I mean he hasn't even aged. I mean like at all. He just got a stupid weapon, and it looks like he'll be here forever!"
I... I do not think I can handle that...
Yes, it seems that the initial time travel has affected the aging process…
Its quite the conundrum
But a FOOLISH Hylian knight, wielding a Demon King of the past, wielding a sword that seals the darkness, wielding a FOOLISH Hylian knight, wielding a sword that seals the darkness, wielding a sturdy wooden stick, wielding a FOOLISH Hylian Pinecone…
I love everytime the little Tune plays after “Wielding a Magic Sword”
Long ago in a distant land, I, a foolish samurai warrior, unleashed a magic sword. But Aku, the shape-shifting master of darkness, wielding an unspeakable evil, stepped forth to oppose me.
Shing Shing Coconut
??? coconut
Considering your sword deals mostly impact damage, I'd put my money on Aku
Ah crap the Stalker is here . You better drop Despair this time !
And I'm gonna use it on the stalker for his throwing knives.
I came here expecting a compilation of Aku calling Jack foolish. Never in my wildest nightmares would I have imagined something like this. What a foolish fool I am.
Wielding an unspeakable stupidity. Sry had too 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
F O O O O O O O O L.
You're an unspeakable fool then
Franziska von Karma: *H M M*
I actualy expected a chicken to be in there somewhere. Jack was turned into one.
This had a potential to become a loop. A perfect loop.
Plot twist: The magic sword is Jack’s Zanpakuto and this is just his Bankai
😆 Nice!
Long Ago in a distant Galaxy, I, General Grievous the Jedi Killing Master of Darkness, unleashed an unspeakable droid army. But a foolish, Jedi General wielding a fine addition to my collection stepped forth to oppose me.
This needs to happen.
Wasn't the 2003 clone wars show animated by the guys who did samurai Jack?
RP Bird yes it was
This is incredibly blessed and holy
Guess where I am
Your move, Scotsman's Greatest Insult.
Scotsman's Greatest Insult caused the captions to give up. It may be shorter, but it stomps.
SHUT IT!
The music stopping at Coconut just makes it even more immaculate.
When she says she only wielded one guy in her life
Someone somewhere is gonna make this a weapon mod for some game. I don't know what game, Team Fortress 2, Garry's Mod, an addon to a custom VRChat avatar, some other game with a modding community that likes funny weapon mods, but I swear it's gonna show up somewhere.
If it does, and you find it, let me know. I wanna see that.
Me too
Gage Landen I’m sure it can be modded into Terraria pretty easily
Samurai Jack has an official game now. Would love to see it modded into that.
Guarentee this ends up in vr chat lol
When he said "F O O O O O O O O"
I felt that
This had me smiling so widely
Wielding a shape shifting *COCONUT.*
that made me laugh way to hard.
Lyrics:
But a foolish samurai warrior wielding a shapeshifting master of darkness wielding a magic sword wielding a foolish samurai warrior wielding a magic sword wielding an unspeakable evil wielding a foolish shapeshifting c o c o n u t wielding a shapeshifting master of darkness wielding a foolish samurai warrior wielding an unspeakable c o c o n u t wielding a magic sword wielding a shapeshifting sword wielding an evil sword wielding a sword wielding an unspeakable evil wielding a fooooooool wielding a foolish samurai warrior wielding a shapeshifting master of darkness wielding a magic sword wielding a foolish samurai warrior wielding a magic sword stepped forth to oppose me
I read this while listening to it again lol.
Thanks but ya should have capitalized coconut
i require the full image used in this so that i can expand on it
Weilding an unspeakable scotsman
@@donkeykongisbetterthanmari7495 wielding a EXTRA THICC shapeshifting master of darkness
@@supersmashbro596 wielding a sacramouche
@@donkeykongisbetterthanmari7495 building the soviet economy
@@tenebriswoof8675 wielding a COCONUT sword
this is an insanely dangerous weapion, a flurry of blades requiring minimal hand movement while the shape shifting components rapidly whip around on their own with their multitude of swords like a tornado combined with a blade whip
We need a 10 hour version of this
"A magic sword wielding a shapeshifting sword wielding an evil sword wielding a sword..."
That's what i call poetic.
When you're a warforged with too many magic items.
It's like poetry, so that they rhyme.
@@conwaysquest6961 when you're a Warforged Artificer you mean.
@@tTtan639 Yes.
Welding an unspeakable evil, welding a F O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O
So the Unspeakable Evil is eventually speakable.
A magic unspeakable foolish coconut sword master of shapeshifting warrior
“Wielding a FOOOOOOOOOOL” had me dying🤣🤣🤣
"wielding" isn't even a word anymore.
wildinga
Jamais vu, baby!
It is
@@ShawFujikawa NOOOOOOOOOOOO I WANTED TO SAY ÐAT :(((
Me as a DM trying to make the BBEG scarier after they say “it’s not that bad” and slowly running out of ideas:
I just say the bbeg is trying to raise taxes and enforce child support
Are you trying to make your "BBEG" a relatable and sympathetic villain, or are you just a conservative?
@@Ponera-Sama at this point subtlety is lost on my players. So I have to make it almost comical how evil the individual is to get them to not ignore them.
@@Ponera-Sama ye
@@Ponera-Sama "whats the difference!" jk im conservative
"And I, Indiana Jones, wielding a big iron on his hip, shot first."
Big iron on his hiiiiip
"Unspeakable Coconut" Always Got Me 💀
Stage 1: "lul"
Stage 2: "okay got it"
Stage 3: *annoyed*
Stage 4: "THIS IS HILARIOUS!"
I’ve never seen anything this accurate in all my days 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Same here 😂
wielding a fooooooooooooooooll
Its gets funnier the longer its played
Just imagine trying to swing something that absolutely bonkers. Jack’s a strong dude to even hold it.
Well he is able to lift a rock the size of himself around with no sweat so I can see it
_"You are overencumbered and cannot run."_
Anisomniac “you are hyper-encumbered and cannot even *think about moving at a brisk pace* “
I like the single note that plays every time he says “sword”
0:23 I was not expected to be coconut malled
Unspeakable Coconut legit sounds like Jojo Stand
Lol
THIS MADE ME LAUGH
STAND USER : Dioblo (?)
STAND NAME : Unspeakable Coconut
Yare yare daze...
@@SaintJimmy379
Ho ho... mukatte kuru no ka... nigezu ni kono DIO ni chikadzuite kuru no ka.
If this didn't end I don't know how long I would have watched it for.
*"Holly crap this goes on forever"* - Bostonian guy
Wielding a foolish Coconut who’s evil is EXTRA THICK
That’s what she said
Just imagine all destruction this could cause with ONE SWING
"...only to immediately break both ankles due to the weight of his weapon."
Even Aku would surrender towards something this ridiculously insane.
Teacher: The test isn’t that confusing
The test:
School Math-Tests in a nutshell
the geometry section:
Q1. what shape is a shapeshifter?
Q2. is the shapeshifter a 2d or 3d object? both? why? explain your answer in at least 4 sentences.
Q3. what is the total length, width, area, and if applicable, height of the shapeshifter? show your work below.
Oh man, if only Mako could have seen this. I imagine he would be laughing his ass off
yknow a samurai Jack AU where Aku IS bound to his sword would be fucking amazing.
This is the ultimate weapon of mass laughter.
That's not just any sword, that's the sword to break all known realities.
So in summation.....its a graystillplays sword.
...the sword to break all the known realities, wielding a fOOlish samurai warrior...
@@data4385 weilding a foolish shapeshifting COCONUT
@Esteban Herrera Jr. ROOKIE NUMBERS DAMMIT 🤣🤣🤣
I can already hear gray now.....today i took the time to make something special for you all....🤣🤣🤣🤣
Sorry I wasn’t listening. What was he wielding?
Shape shifting master of darkness wielding qn magic sword wielding a foolish samurai warrior wielding a magic sword wielding a unspeakable evil wielding a foolish shapeshifting coconut wielding a shapeahifting master of darkness wielding a foolish samurai warrior wielding a unspeakable coconut wielding a magjc sword wielding a shapeshifting sword wielding a evil sword wielding a sword wielding a unspeakable evil wielding a foooooooooooooooooooooooolll wielding a foolish samurai warrior wielding an shapeshifting master of darkness wielding a magic sword wielding a foolish samurai warrior wielding a magic sword. Thats what the foolish samurai warrior was wielding.
U asked lmao
@@andersonzeis3841 what was he wielding again? I have bad memory
@@mrpekoni a Shape shifting master of darkness wielding qn magic sword wielding a foolish samurai warrior wielding a magic sword wielding a unspeakable evil wielding a foolish shapeshifting coconut wielding a shapeahifting master of darkness wielding a foolish samurai warrior wielding a unspeakable coconut wielding a magjc sword wielding a shapeshifting sword wielding a evil sword wielding a sword wielding a unspeakable evil wielding a foooooooooooooooooooooooolll wielding a foolish samurai warrior wielding an shapeshifting master of darkness wielding a magic sword wielding a foolish samurai warrior wielding a magic sword. Thats what the foolish samurai warrior was wielding.
His coconut gun.
When you have a stroke while trying to narrate Samurai Jack’s intro:
now if u think about it
Dark Lord Jack, wielding his evil sword Aku
that makes for some epic plot...
Bro I don't even watch this show but I'm dying
I just started watching it because of this.
It's a great show.
*YOU SHOULD*
*Y O U M U S T*
YOU C o C o N u T
"Wielding a foolish samurai warrior" was my favorite part. Still don't understand how coconuts are relevant.
its a question about weight ratio
An unspeakable coconut
C O C O N U T
I think that's the gist of it - they aren't.
Are you suggesting that coconuts migrate?
"Wielding a magic sword, wielding a
*s h a p e s h i f t i n g* sword, wielding *AN EVIL* sword, wielding a sword."
This was the longest minute and 8 seconds of my life
*Aku procedes to pull out the same sword, the foolish samurai warrior wielding a magic sword on each sword start to sword fight against each other*