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5 Minute Beauty Hacks
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i feel like we just witnessed his psychotic break.
How does this comment have 1.7k likes but no comments😂no hate tho
Kaitlyn Fontenot WOW HE REALLY IS GOING CRAZY
Likely
*wALNUT SALAAAAAAAAD*
BARSS @@vxhmn
Person: *has freckles*
Cody: you must have some sort of disease
Ikkk
Ouch
Great copy
Obviously sarcasm but nice man
The joke is that it doesn't look like freckles at all...
Alternate title: Drunk man makes himself the Joker
You wanna know how I got these scars? ....
I stabbed myself with a fork for the content
Drunk elderly man*
Get your facts straight...
@@iiotto6237 🤣🤣
Bahahaha this is perfect
Grown man slowly loses his sanity and goes insane
* pull out beer out of refrigerator *
Cody : * chugged it * “why’s it so cold”
“Idk, you went to duke, you tell me”
😂😂🤣
LOL
tbh college is WAY overrated, I'm not in college and i can still make a living
@@kukyri2697 we do not gaf
@@kukyri2697 Also explains why you can’t spell
cody: went to duke
cody: software engineer
cody: l i p p o r e s
Abby Liu LMFAO
Yeah, and also lip pimples if there is lip pores white mushy pimples on your lip
Is duke good university? Does it mean he’s smart? I can’t believe that
Teia K lmfao duke is a really good school. It’s a T20 university
lip pores and carrot flutes
oh so the thumbnail wasn’t clickbait
Sksksk sameee
I was the 300th like WoW
My reaction exactly
thATS WHAT I THOUGHT
Ah I love the feeling of slowly realizing a thumbnail isn’t clickbait
I was dying laughing every time I realized he was one step closer to the thumbnail. I was absolutely certain that it had to be photoshopped, but no
Can you believe his girlfriend is a teacher
My Life Animated dude really?! I’m just imagining one of her students has a Karen mom, and she finds one of Cody’s videos with her and Karen is just like 😱 “SWEETY WE ARE GETTING YOU AWAY FROM THIS WOMAN RIGHT. AWAY. SHE IS SUPPOSED TO BE A MeNtOr AnD eXAmpLe!!!”
@@ashleybishop3431 oooooooooooooooo thats some crazy shit
Thats crazy considering she is literally a female Cody. Imagine how much the kids must love her
makes sense bc he is like a child lmao :)
Kindergarten right? My mom is a kindergarten teacher as well, they are the best always fun to be around😍🤪😎
Watch a man spiral deeper and deeper in just 13 minutes with only an eyeshadow palette and sriracha
That should be the title.
Don't forget the cold Corona. It's essential.
*old man
Also jello
im honestly concerned
So much for no nut november
JackTheBus loool
upsetting
disappointing ://///
XD
Dude, that’s gay
when cody gets drunk he acts like every one of chris pratt’s characters at once
I couldn’t put my finger on what vibe he gave off for this beautiful disaster until I saw this. He’s sarcastic Andy Dwyer.
@@bcc5701 Omg that's exactly what it is You nailed it
Hello my name is Emily and i’ve had a disease my whole life. Not everyone knows this but, I believe it’s called Freckles..... and it changed my life since i was a child.
Same and my sister has it really bad...
Same
The next My Story Animated video: “I HAVE A RARE DISEASE AND MY PARENTS DON’T KNOW” and it’s really just freckles
@Emily Wegrzynowicz i just tried reading your last name and my tongue just exploded what the fuck
I have it really bad
“Not proud of this but they are minion themed”
Jake Paul: I just can’t imagine having this much hate
Joon Moon 🌚 LMAO
Joon moon💜
Fuck 😂
HAHJAHAHAHHAA
Lmao
During Cody's youth in the 1940s, it was incredibly taboo for men to wear make-up. It's amazing to see him moving with modern times.
Jas Veness this is to much lol
Rishi Rajan unlike cody.
@@lavndermilktrue true 😂
HAHAHAHAHAHA
Dang it I was hoping for someone to get wooooooshed
It is physically impossible to dislike this man
May I just say I am in love With your pfp 😌
@@becca4839 haha I love yours as well💙💙
What we learned from this video: Cody has his fridge temperature set too low
Cody: *holds tiny jar while saying* "are this for tiny hipsters?"
Me: Well... they are yours Cody.. idk
@@existingperson1587 Is 1.6k not enough?? 😂
@@lilblingking1491 it still deserves more
@@divinityarchive Damn, I can't believe how many more it's gotten since i commented lmao!!
What are these jars for ants?
He looks younger
I love that freshly out of the womb look, like he was too covered in blood and the doctors kinda dropped him by accident
That is golden 😅🤣
WHEN I SAY I CHOKED-
LMFAOOO
My god 😂 😂 😂
IM GEEKING !! 😂 😂 😂
End look: onision.
T
I thought the thumbnail was heavily enhanced for comedic effect but holy fuck he really does looks like he has every disease ever at the end
Turns out I do have shot glasses.
**reveals porcelain eggcup**
Jonny McClutch I thought I was crazy for thinking it wasn’t a shot glass 😅
E g g
Maggatrix I agree
@@maryhoman1553 Thank you, I feel like I articulated my point really well in this comment.
anything can be a shot glass if you try hard enough.
buy his merch, he's having a whole mental breakdown at the age of 86 😔✋🏼
Nice try Cody
Momo? What are you doing here?
No wayy I love the colour courage!
rosie im 105 and having a midlife crisis
what video was that? the one where he talks about his age.
10:44 literally my uterus during period
3:43 "Takes a drink out of the fridge"
Seconds after: "WHY IS SO COLD?"
people with freckles:*exist*
cody:do you have some sort of disease?
Theo Petsagas i have freckles
Theo Petsagas lmaoo
I have freckles
I have them too
Theo Petsagas How come someone have this much hatred in their life
Damn how many versions of the joker origin stories are there?
Corgi Bb underrated comment right here
Most underrated comment!
😂
Like 7 I think. Possibly more
Technically no real back story but something like 10
alternative title: cody having an existential crisis for 13 minutes and 24 seconds.
I applaud cody for realizing what lipstick is for at age 27
5:54
cody was just slowly decomposing this entire video
Aren't we all tho
my dog is decomposing in the backyard...
happy feelings is that a happy feeling?
Shooky... yes. She is in a better world now
Yup
*Takes beverage out of fridge* “Oh god why is it so cold?”
And he graduated from duke with an engineering degree.
To be completely honest, Cody's face in the thumbnail terrified me.
when tik tok stars try to become beauty gurus
You look like an emma chamberlain clone ; thats scary...
Emma?
I always see you in the comment section of the videos I watch
nah she looks like that girl from foursome
tashikrTV What?
"Why is it so cold?"
My only guess is that the beer had been sitting in a machine designed and manufactured to carry out the sole function of
c o o l i n g t h i n g s.
cool comment
this made me chuckle
Oh no I thought that was a microwave..I gtg I’ve made some terrible mistakes
nah
No wayy I love the colour courage!
When you realise that he should’ve put mayonnaise in his hair instead of whipped cream cos no neck Ed had advised to do so...
Why am I laughing!!!!!!! Hahahahah!!!! No neck Ed use mayonnaise for gel...hahahaha 😂😂😂
Cody describing freckles as “some sort of disease”
Me: Am I sick?
the only way to keep your pure virgin beauty is to save your first kiss for marriage
Too much meta in this comment
preach it sister !
not kissing until marriage? thats sugar gay man
That will make you a SUGAR GAY!
It’s what Jesus wants
every single person: “don’t try this at home”
cody: “this is an instructional video”
Hahaha
hahahaha
Hahahahaha
Hahahaha
Hahahahahaha
jesus may have died for our sins, but cody suffered for our crafts 🙏
I can just imagine Kelsey walking in on this like ...
Sometimes I have to remind myself that this man graduated from duke university
yup, engineering if I remember correctly @Samantha Chan
with a computer science degree...
Kylie Fay oh man I forgot too😂
Lol no way!
😂
*me at 3 am after having several mental breakdowns*
Lmao
Me too girl😂😂
Lmao same here hunny
Cody really out there thinking he invented forehead contouring
"Who puts whipped cream in their hair?".
No-neck Ed: "Hold my mayo"
Cody really flexing his two camera angles
Lol
no flex
conorphelan TV ahhhhhhsnsbzbdbdbdbxb I was ur 2 thousandth like that was cool fjnsnnsnsdnxnxncncnnc
Sry if you couldn’t tell I’m easily impressed
@@nat5197 epic man
he looks like he just killed somebody...
though he is killing the beauty game.
in a bad way
Exactly
I feel disgusting for him 😂 he must’ve been sooo sticky
he went from being a normal human to a burn victim in 13 minutes Cody has achieved amazing feats
we’re actually witnessing cody lose his sanity,,
It's glorious
Old age does that bro
It’s like watching a Frat Idubbbz at that point where everyone though he was about to have a psychotic break
Yeah we are.....but I'm highly entertained right now
It's called dementia.
Me Desperately trying to "reinvent" Myself every 2-5 weeks
When Cody was rubbing his hair in whip cream all I could think abt was when big Ed rubbed his hair in mayonnaise
cody: "some sort of disease"
me with freckles: 👁👄👁
new beauty influencer?? I think so
It's spelled regina* not "regena" get it righttdhtt
ᴀᴠᴇʟʏɴ lol regena is my name
Regena George LMAOO I CANT 😂😂
@@dancer17761 oops.... OH WELL MY APOLOGIES LoL
@@dancer17761 this is toooo funny im quaking
cody, blink if you need help.
Cody: * *blinks hella hard* *
This dude dosent even blink wtf
Stares into you fucking soul
*blinks*
*Cody* (it’s capitalized)
PapaBless 26 ur fun at parties huh
Just got out after 17 months... I’ve got a lot of videos to catch up on.....loving it.
out of prison???
o-out of where...?
ive seen this video like 50 times yet every time that girl puts the whipped cream in her hair i always gasp lmao
Cody:WHOLESOME CONTENT
Also Cody:I'm already drunk.
i wouldnt call is videos wholesome maybe a couple
He only had 1 beer. How tf is he drunk?
11:14 she cuts off a giant chunk of her hair just to use like half an inch
As a person with hair down to my ass, I could barely look
That triggered me so much
That hurt to watch
Rasputin omg same my hair is that long
@@prnklinfierc same
Thanks so much for the Halloween makeup tutorial, Cody! Can't wait to scare my little cousin next year!
I just discovered your channel last month and I've been bingeing ever since. But today I came to this video and it's now confirmed that you are a genius.
i was just waiting for kelsey to walk in halfway through the video
I almost did!
How do you have just one response to your comment
@@tomerart9544 make that three
The beauty community is quaking.
james charles: rolling in his coffin
sophie gish Cody Ko and Jenna Marbles are the only real beautubers on this site
Dope
@@TatumBorealis true
This video was a miracle for me. I’ve been awake since 4am in stupid amounts of pain (5 years of physical pain due to botched foot surgery). I can’t think straight. I’m sweating. And this video made me laugh. Now.. THAT is special ❤ thank you ❤
I hope you find some relief soon that sounds terrible
The red ring around your mouth is where you should put your lip liner
...did he just chug a whole bottle of beer just to get a bottle cap
what a legend
He does it all the time 😂😂
Rey-J Horsefall you really don’t know Cody Ko 😂
you must be new
Who wouldn't
5 minute crafts: helping YOU turn from functioning member of society to *serial killer*
Jade Oreo we really do live in a society
Alternative Title:Duke Alumni complains about the temperature of his alcohol, but he doesn’t know how to change the temperature.
Genius
The pants at the beginning thoooo😂
cody having to tiptoe to show his merch is classic peak 5’8 mr struggle culture
ka li fung a true short king
"Become a youtuber" they said.
"It'll be fun." They said.
you don't need to put quotation marks for this to work
@@Methylglyoxal just shut the fuck up and don't talk shit
Vance Trieschmann well this escalated quickly..
Yellow...
Isabella Morin
Subscribe to my channel and not to pressure you but all the cool kids are doing it
cody and noel have saved me from ending it all ❤️❤️❤️❤️
I love this drunk Cody!🤣🥳🤗☺️
Ha
this video is just a compilation of cody being confused that stuff coming from the fridge is cold
Sldkalclsl
@@jardaro8679 that's hahaha in gay if you were confused
@@kathaai Please, teach me more of your ways.
@@kathaai You still didnt teach me anything. I want to embrace the gayness
@@dumbweeb9865 join gay stan twitter and you'll understand!🤠
My man are you okay? Most people don’t have a third midlife crisis
Robert Smith I think he’s having a continuous crisis
LMAO
Last quarterlife crisis
LMFAOOOO IM FUCKING DEAD
at this point is just a life crisis
Great Onision makeup look keep up the good work
I will never get tired of this video. I watch it once every year
Thumbnail is nightmare fuel
No. 1:20 is
Oh shit yumi watch cody. Damn
Yumi yeah cuz of that ugly bitch next to cody
finally a solution for my pale lips
Did it work?
Jarvis Johnson omg hi
lol Jarvis your vids are funny too
Jarvis Johnson Finally a solution for beating my wife
This is definitely the #1 anime crossover
you actually look amazing so impressed
I really thought the thumbnail was a giant photo shopped exaggeration but now we're here and idk how to feel
Same omg
We have officially *lost* him.
you need to come to canada man, you"ll love it here
I know this video is two years old but I just watched it for the first time and have a new appreciation for this guy. Your dedication is admirable.
i saw the thumbnail and thought "he can't end up looking that bad"
then i watched the video
Bruh saaaaaame
Same I literally thought it was edited 😂
😂😒😏😜🙃😍😋😝🧐🤣😆😄😃😀
This is how I’d predict jake Paul watching this video
Cody: *litterally having a mental breakdown in front of our eyes*
Jake Paul: he’s bullying people who have mental breakdowns
and those with disease
Yes definitely having some sort of mild breakdown, BUT he is also trashed
Music is Forever i love the gerard way profile pic :D
The beauty community is ｑｕａｋｉｎｇ
When you just went for it and cut off your hair? I really saw the absolute dedication.
for a moment i thought the thumbnail was exaggerated.....but no-
Same. I thought it was a filter.
This video was the opposite of click bait. He OVER delivered
i feel like cody’s getting more insane with every video
Not Meghan Next year he’ll drop out of youtube because he went mental
It's just what old age does to you
Lea G. covers what
@@painter4578 i love your channel name
0:28 the song that plays is Du Hast by Rammstein
i thought i was the only one who noticed that
You are the unltimate King🤴🤣🤣🤣🤣 I'm new to your channel and binge watching your videos! Man you're so f...... good!!!! This is a gift and please keep on going....
Took away some really nice tips for my getting ready routine, thanks Cody!
Omg you're here :D
A y EE t
i love your content
Chill out you PERVERT
tell nigel he needs to try some of these out, we can tell he hasn’t been taking care of himself recently.
For once in my life, i’ve seen someone who’s more of a mess than I am
Trenyse Collie he looks like he got beat up
#ChinaSpams got beaten up while he's high
At the end he looks like a junkie that got into a fight over the last batch of meth to satisfy his addiction.
You need to watch Jenna marbles high lighter challenge it's great
It's fun just seeing how he just creates the thumbnail naturally
Seriously man when ever I'm having an off day or a bad day, I put on some Cody Ko and I just laugh my ass off! Today started a bit shitty, but Cody to the rescue!
The progression of this video is like a one man Lord of the Flies
wow thanks a lot you have me thinking about the part in the movie where the chubby cry baby kid gets a boulder pushed onto him
Best comment
I feel like Cody started with a 100% healthbar at 00:00 and by 12:00 he's down to 20% health and drunk
Mayur Dhanwani This deserves Waaaaay more likes 😂😂
@@xman011101 thanks my guy
Mayur Dhanwani And drunk 😭😭
the only thing that makes me more uncomfortable than cody chugging beer is my actually alcoholic father doing the same thing
The look of Cody's face when he has all the jello on it & says " I already can start to feel this work" is so funny !
man loses his mind for 13 mins and 25 secs
madd dog I laughed so fucking hard and forcefully that fucking snot shot out of my nose
*old man
This made me laugh out loud and my parents thought I was crazy
Sally Park this comment is honestly not that funny
i don't care that you broke your elbow you have no soul
Feel like this is the actual origin of the Joker. He did a bunch of five-minute beauty hacks and next thing you know, he's robbing banks and trying to kill Batman. Eye shadow is a gateway to crime, kids. Don't do it.
Doing the shotglass lip trick probably drained much of the blood from his brain, which must have contributed to his insanity.