Gavin is almost always right in these random arguments, the problem is he occasionally makes claims that are so stupid it discredits anything he says after that 😂
+savage1493 If you believe in evolution, emotions like romantic love and charity don't actually exist because, in the eyes of evolutionists and naturalists, we're just animals acting on survival instincts. She's probably going at it from that view. Too bad she's dead wrong in thinking that humans are part of the "machine" that animals and plants are a part of.
+barbaro267 There are a thousand things wrong with that comment, but I'll stick to this: 'Evolutionist' as a word is ridiculous. It's like a flat-earth theorist labelling the rest of us as sphericists, and thinking that's fine. If something becomes a commonly held belief, we stop using those dubiousness-indicating words
But it's not a commonly held belief. In seconds I just looked up a study that said 49 percent of Americans believed in creationism. What else are you supposed to say, anyways? You're a "Nature-ist"? How is evolution a bad word in any way?
Run down a mountain theory: at the very least, a caveman would understand that cliffs are dangerous, and that falling from a big height could kill you. Fashion a small ramp out of wood, and experiment by dropping a rock from a relatively small cliff. Show the caveman that the rock's falling speed can be gradually slowed down depending on the angle of the ramp. Coin flipping argument: Find a round flat rock (or similar object) that, when thrown into the air, either lands on one side or the other. If possible, mark one side of the rock so that it is easy to distinguish from the other side. Show the caveman that there are two possible outcomes when the rock is "flipped". Draw a little tree diagram in the dirt showing all the possible results for three "flips" (8 possible outcomes), and explain that, in only one of these possible outcomes, the marked side of the rock will land face up three times. If the rock that you've found is balanced well enough (so that it's close enough to 50/50 marked/unmarked), you can even conduct a series of trial runs, where you flip your rock three times and tally up the results that you get.
I agree with Gavin's logic that "if it didn't affect a caveman, then it's not that important" but only to a certain degree. Like if a caveman had a cell phone and he lost it, he probably wouldn't care about it cause he has no real use for it. But if you lost your phone, it'd be a really big deal to you cause you use it for a lot of things and aspects of your life
@@shooterDisease you are all wrong, no matter how important you think your cell phone is, it is not food, or water and requires electricity to operate, you dont need a phone to be in contact and socialie with your tribe, and realistically you only need your body, no clothes, no tools, nothing, you just need your body. that is gavins point and you all missed the point completely As a human on eatth even now in 2021, you will not die without a phone, i repeat, you WILL NOT DIE without your phone
@@Knifykat And you completely missed that no one said *Necessary*, just *Important*, and you are the only one who treats those two as mutually inclusive. A child's favourite stuffed animal isn't necessary, as eventually they will stop using it, but that doesn't make it not important. Or for a more personal example: Your favourite food isn't necessary to your survival, and you could never eat it again and be completely fine, but it can still be important to you. Something can still hold value, but not be critical to your survival
Hi Pickle! If you're looking for another project I would like to suggest a "What the fuck" compilation with Gus, there is just something about the way he says it that is so funny
+Nor1ar Gaming Thanks for the suggestion, but I don't have the time to go through all the podcasts again, and starting the compilation from the current podcast doesn't seem right to me. But yeah, the way Gus says 'what the fuck' does have a nice ring to it :)
You should do a compilation of Gus being angry at stuff, or even just anger moments in general. There have been stand-out moments of Gus, Burnie, and Geoff just being mad at stuff, and those moments are nothing but the best.
@@NunYurbis I'm talking about PETA lol. Its the biggest marketing scam of all time. They have a bunch of kill shelters and kill tons of animals for no real reason. According to them "dead" is better than "pet." 🤷♂️ as much as I'm not fond of hunting it's better than being PETA lol
I think Gav was right about cavemen laughing as well, if I remember HompSapiens right, the human brain hasn't developed at all in terms of emotional intelligence since the hunter gatherer days.
Gavin loves making fun of people for complaining about insignificant things, but he's the one who does it the most. He's even said that eating is too much work for him.
The eyelid thing is so obvious, if I had to guess as someone who does not study human evolution in any way, which is that we evolved thing eyelids so we would know when to wake up, not to notice a shadow moving, lol
So Burnie thinks he could take out a sabertooth tiger at close range just after he had woken up? Did he have those parents that told him he could do them anything when he was younger and took it too literally?
Akshually cavemen used hair gel. There's evidence of them using it in prehistoric times, the stone age, iron, bronze, medieval and up to now. Also played with toys and balls.
you take this metal stuff, some different sorts of metal like the brown one and the shiny silvery ones... we make them better, and we stick them super carefully in a box, and they all stay there. then we take the same stuff that lightning is, the big krakoom making pillars of light the gods send, and we take teeny tiny bits of it and let the metals use it to do things, to think for us.
A community manager, humans tricked rocks into thinking, we use these thinking rocks to communicate across many nights distance, a community manager keeps the people who live very far away interested in the conversation that they want them to be interested in
4 years old. and this isnt even their channel. but. emoji is a part of the Unicode consortium. they started in japan. the unicode consortium gave them extra space than they needed, so what they did was actually send little pictograms. they the unicode consortium picked it up. and then was a bit suprised. but they integrated it. apple was one of the first to place it on phones not meant for japan.
Water is actually a solvent for adhesive. So if there is a sticker, then use water to soften the adhesive and scratch the sticker off. It's worked for me literally every time I've tried it.
Half of that first have left the company now. one of them left with honour and was loved. the pther was a massive racist and was scrubbed from history.
So Gavin is not familiar with a blackout cloth in theatre then? Not saying he should be or anything. It's just that it's something that perfectly demonstrates what Burnie is trying to argue with him.
Gavin is almost always right in these random arguments, the problem is he occasionally makes claims that are so stupid it discredits anything he says after that 😂
Occasionally?
We need a new show: Explain it to a Caveman, from the producers of Million Dollars But.
I want million dollar butts, which is just Geoff reviewing Instagram butts
Gavin's actually a closeted genius
@@sklerp386 not so much stupidity more doppoiness
Gavin is the definition of High Intelligence, Low Wisdom
He’s a genius but without all the brain cells
@@AmbientSpectrum High Intelligence, Average Charisma, Low Wisdom, Rock Bottom Communication
"I love how big the Universe is, and how small that problem is..."
"you think a caveman never laughed?"
Probably?
OF COURSE NOT!
I wonder what the best joke ever told by a caveman was
@@Aplesedjr a caveman, a caveman and a caveman walk into a cave. the caveman says: "why the big forehead?"
jokes werent the best in caveman times
how could she say cavemen had no emotions, they're us.
+savage1493 If you believe in evolution, emotions like romantic love and charity don't actually exist because, in the eyes of evolutionists and naturalists, we're just animals acting on survival instincts. She's probably going at it from that view. Too bad she's dead wrong in thinking that humans are part of the "machine" that animals and plants are a part of.
+barbaro267 Evolutionists dont say we dont have emotions.... we certainly do, they simply say that they occur (and evolved) naturally.
+barbaro267 You're not special.
+barbaro267 There are a thousand things wrong with that comment, but I'll stick to this: 'Evolutionist' as a word is ridiculous. It's like a flat-earth theorist labelling the rest of us as sphericists, and thinking that's fine. If something becomes a commonly held belief, we stop using those dubiousness-indicating words
But it's not a commonly held belief. In seconds I just looked up a study that said 49 percent of Americans believed in creationism. What else are you supposed to say, anyways? You're a "Nature-ist"? How is evolution a bad word in any way?
i want to see a caveman explanation of the run down a mountain theory and the coin flipping argument.
A pterodactyl dropped you from mighty height so only choice to not die is run on that big hill
@@antoniochartrand1582 they didn't live at the same time.
Run down a mountain theory: at the very least, a caveman would understand that cliffs are dangerous, and that falling from a big height could kill you. Fashion a small ramp out of wood, and experiment by dropping a rock from a relatively small cliff. Show the caveman that the rock's falling speed can be gradually slowed down depending on the angle of the ramp.
Coin flipping argument: Find a round flat rock (or similar object) that, when thrown into the air, either lands on one side or the other. If possible, mark one side of the rock so that it is easy to distinguish from the other side. Show the caveman that there are two possible outcomes when the rock is "flipped". Draw a little tree diagram in the dirt showing all the possible results for three "flips" (8 possible outcomes), and explain that, in only one of these possible outcomes, the marked side of the rock will land face up three times. If the rock that you've found is balanced well enough (so that it's close enough to 50/50 marked/unmarked), you can even conduct a series of trial runs, where you flip your rock three times and tally up the results that you get.
I agree with Gavin's logic that "if it didn't affect a caveman, then it's not that important" but only to a certain degree. Like if a caveman had a cell phone and he lost it, he probably wouldn't care about it cause he has no real use for it. But if you lost your phone, it'd be a really big deal to you cause you use it for a lot of things and aspects of your life
Chain Reactions Film Productions let’s see Gavin stick to that when he has a bill overdue
You could explain to the caveman that it can be a significant source of food.
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And a way of communicating from long distances.
If you explain it to the caveman properly they’d probably try to help you find it lol
@@shooterDisease you are all wrong, no matter how important you think your cell phone is, it is not food, or water and requires electricity to operate, you dont need a phone to be in contact and socialie with your tribe, and realistically you only need your body, no clothes, no tools, nothing, you just need your body. that is gavins point and you all missed the point completely
As a human on eatth even now in 2021, you will not die without a phone, i repeat, you WILL NOT DIE without your phone
@@Knifykat And you completely missed that no one said *Necessary*, just *Important*, and you are the only one who treats those two as mutually inclusive. A child's favourite stuffed animal isn't necessary, as eventually they will stop using it, but that doesn't make it not important. Or for a more personal example: Your favourite food isn't necessary to your survival, and you could never eat it again and be completely fine, but it can still be important to you.
Something can still hold value, but not be critical to your survival
Hi Pickle! If you're looking for another project I would like to suggest a "What the fuck" compilation with Gus, there is just something about the way he says it that is so funny
+Nor1ar Gaming Thanks for the suggestion, but I don't have the time to go through all the podcasts again, and starting the compilation from the current podcast doesn't seem right to me. But yeah, the way Gus says 'what the fuck' does have a nice ring to it :)
@@PickleWeevil how about now ?
@@PickleWeevilhow about now?
@@ginpotion2412I followed up for you bro no worries!
@@confuciassays4426 lmao !
If a caveman saw his village get killed before his eyes, he would cry or be sad, therefore cavemen have emotions
This is how aliens talk about us
5:50 **looks at a 737**
"I dunno man. Just seems unnatural."
You should do a compilation of Gus being angry at stuff, or even just anger moments in general. There have been stand-out moments of Gus, Burnie, and Geoff just being mad at stuff, and those moments are nothing but the best.
7:25 I can't believe they brought in an actual caveman for this one!
On caveman emotions.
Humans evolved from animals that can exhibit emotions, so cavemen must have had emotions.
The unicorn emoji might have been modified afterwords. Here's the new unimoji 🦄.
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2:40 "you have to do your poo." -Gavin Free.
The black arguement Gavin actually had spot on. Either it isn’t “true” black or it isn’t 100% perfect coat of black if light is visible through it.
Cavemen drew fictional and imagined concepts too, fyi.
Prove it
Ben Hanson this is what idiots say in response to things
Hey Mr Weevil, i have a suggestion for a compilation. A Geoff Ramsey "So Stupid" compilation, i think that would be hysterical.
This caveman would be pissed off at these people after a point
New RT card game: Try Explaining That To A Caveman
i spent 3 hours ripping off stickers of all the shit i bought when i moved into my first apartment i feel u burnie
Try explaining this video to a caveman
Shut up.
Sage ironwood dude, you’re like, two years late
Explain PETA to a cave man
There's a group of people who take and kill thousands of animals and don't eat them or use their pelts. That was easy lol.
NHK LM Except they say they are going to be friends with the animals
@@Edward-Not-Elric Not really true, even trophy hunters harvest the pelt and perhaps even stuff the animals.
@@NunYurbis I'm talking about PETA lol. Its the biggest marketing scam of all time. They have a bunch of kill shelters and kill tons of animals for no real reason. According to them "dead" is better than "pet." 🤷♂️ as much as I'm not fond of hunting it's better than being PETA lol
Explain to a cave man why it's wrong to rape and torture your enemies.
I think Gav was right about cavemen laughing as well, if I remember HompSapiens right, the human brain hasn't developed at all in terms of emotional intelligence since the hunter gatherer days.
It amazes me that Gavin runs a show like slow mo guys
Gavin loves making fun of people for complaining about insignificant things, but he's the one who does it the most. He's even said that eating is too much work for him.
That's pretty much Gavin in one sentence.
+Nope ಠ◡ಠ That was two sentences
CamminDaSammin Was pretty much referring to the first sentence.
+Nope ಠ◡ಠ You pretty much love using pretty much.
mansu321PROgamers Pretty much.
I agree with Bernie on the god damn sticker shit
It's always reassuring to hear other people complaining about the stupid paper stickers.
Those stickers are literally the worst though.
LewDawg46 babyoil
I want Geoff and Gav to do hypotheticals with Zach Hadel
"You think a caveman never laughed?"
Wow, Burnie's rant was crazy
the unicorn emoji has been improved since then
I love how gus was about to say people came alive, and switched it to people being born.
The eyelid thing is so obvious, if I had to guess as someone who does not study human evolution in any way, which is that we evolved thing eyelids so we would know when to wake up, not to notice a shadow moving, lol
So Burnie thinks he could take out a sabertooth tiger at close range just after he had woken up? Did he have those parents that told him he could do them anything when he was younger and took it too literally?
+EloImFizzy Burnie can fight any animal, remember? He uses his house cat as practice
I heard a rumor that Burnie Burns, is actually the Horse Puncher. Like, it's his secret identity.
Considering how his life turned out, they were probably right.
Treadmill is enslaved ground
11:20 that is called a yonder
All of these just devolve into “what’s a machine?”
Amazing Captain EO shirt Gus
4:51 Bernie in woolly hat = Miles!
XD unicorns will never be the same
Yes!
I can't even explain most of these things to my grandma, let alone a caveman
at 6:47 Gus is drinking a James Boags premium lager from Tasmania. I almost cant believe it
Hey does anybody know what sponsor they had that sold the Christmas hoodie that Gus was wearing
Lol at barbara not choosing a side in the agrument because she just doesn't understand it.
17:40 Barbra gets bitter that she couldnt do it so she tried to do the same to them but doesnt work out. Caveman antics
18:45 Gus got me
what was the first podcast im pretty sure i watched every podcasg bit i cant remember the first one
+Collide™ CS:GO 208
Somebody make a compilation of barbaras "I love you's"
Its for research purposes
Akshually cavemen used hair gel. There's evidence of them using it in prehistoric times, the stone age, iron, bronze, medieval and up to now. Also played with toys and balls.
TheTaterTotP80 Video proof?
🦄 they made it look a lot better
Try to explain Snapchat filters to a caveman
you take this metal stuff, some different sorts of metal like the brown one and the shiny silvery ones... we make them better, and we stick them super carefully in a box, and they all stay there. then we take the same stuff that lightning is, the big krakoom making pillars of light the gods send, and we take teeny tiny bits of it and let the metals use it to do things, to think for us.
There's a subreddit for TETTAC
A community manager, humans tricked rocks into thinking, we use these thinking rocks to communicate across many nights distance, a community manager keeps the people who live very far away interested in the conversation that they want them to be interested in
7:24 holy shit they got a real caveman
that sticker thing is real shit. i fucking hate those.
20:53 try explaining that to a pilgrim
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Why did the conversation turn to poop as soon as I started eating
Try explaining this to a cave man.
I was walking on a treadmill while watching this 😃
I remember people did not like that Samsung podcast
Ross should hit with club 😂
4 years old. and this isnt even their channel.
but.
emoji is a part of the Unicode consortium. they started in japan. the unicode consortium gave them extra space than they needed, so what they did was actually send little pictograms.
they the unicode consortium picked it up. and then was a bit suprised. but they integrated it. apple was one of the first to place it on phones not meant for japan.
why does ross, the largest caveman, not simply eat the other 5
When did Deadshot join the RT crew?
Deadshot?
@@CraftyScotty99 Gavin looks like he has a bullseye on his head
they make fun of gavin a lot but hes like smarter than all of them
i bet Shira Lazar smells so good
Try explaining TETTAC to a caveman.
Gavin wins one finally
3:39
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Water is actually a solvent for adhesive. So if there is a sticker, then use water to soften the adhesive and scratch the sticker off. It's worked for me literally every time I've tried it.
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what is a klik
RT Podcast is not gonna be the same without Burnie...
🦄🦄🦄🦄🦄🦄🦄 it looks different now
Anyone else notice that Gavin has really hyperactive feet???
Gavin needs to sit dow and watch some QI
Damn poppin xans
Isn't dyssentry dying shitting? Pretty sure that was like the biggest killer of humanity for thousands upon thousands of years.
Fuckin what? Animals feel emotions, Cavemen probs had very basic (or complex) emotions.
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Half of that first have left the company now.
one of them left with honour and was loved.
the pther was a massive racist and was scrubbed from history.
Gavin is right wtf
So Gavin is not familiar with a blackout cloth in theatre then? Not saying he should be or anything. It's just that it's something that perfectly demonstrates what Burnie is trying to argue with him.
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Why the fuck would you assume cavemen didn't have emotions??
Sabretooth Cat, Gods damn it! There is no such thing as a Sabretooth Tiger! Stop, please. No! Yes. No! Yes. No! Yes. No! Yes. No! Yes...
+Almost Gented No such thing as a Sabretooth Cat either, its a Saber-toothed Cat
There isn’t a saber toothed anything anymore.
Burnie is right about the stickers tho, fucking annoying!
13:49 Why does he say he'd love Salmon Zygote because it's all Egg? I hope he doesn't mean to eat/kill/harm. Very cruel and awful if so.
Shira lazar episode is worst podcast episode
Explain climate change to a caveman
Yah it doesnt apply to everything
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UKScopes 🌮
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