Gotta clear out that inventory somewhere!
Vložit
- čas přidán 14. 09. 2023
- SUPPORT US ON PATREON - bit.ly/36Hg7ZY
ALL SOCIALS - linktr.ee/vldl
TWITCH - / vldl
MERCH - vldl.shop
SONGS - bit.ly/2OBeB4O
SERIES PLAYLISTS
Epic NPC Man: bit.ly/NPCman
Bored: bit.ly/VLDLbored
PUBG Logic: bit.ly/PUBGlogic
FPS Logic: bit.ly/FPSlogic
Souls Logic: bit.ly/Soulslogic
Music Videos: bit.ly/VLDLmusicvids
Wildcards: bit.ly/VLDLwildcard - Hry
![Margin Call (2011) - Senior Partners Emergency Meeting [HD 1080p] (Re-Upload / Audio Fixed)](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/Hhy7JUinlu0/mqdefault.jpg)
Slowly becoming an NPC is one of the more terrifying things I ever saw here
E
You are one, wake up
@@lightningbolt171go back to sleep bro, its fucking Saturday
they have another one of these where a guy is crafting and becomes one it's a bit creepier
With as fast as we all sold loot in skyrim or fallout, it's more like an instant spell.
That "You f*ck" was personal.
Came from the heart 😂
Now Britt knows what Hamish/Fred felt
E
I, too, sensed that.
That is not personal she was confused why you called that personal? This joke is getting overused
She'll be fine after she realizes the gold will respawn.
This is IRL gold doesn't respawn
@@whenimmanicimgodly4228
Fortunately most currencies aren't tied to gold anymore.
So they just print more. The 'joys' of a fiat currency.
(lecture over).
@johnathanh2660 yea but gold is tied to gold
@@whenimmanicimgodly4228 Thank goodness, no more confetti for real stuff.
@@johnathanh2660Gold backed currency is the only good one. Just "printing more money" leads to inflation and economic collapse.
We need her as an actual npc just confused af and questioning her reality
They've already got a guy that does that.
That's Greg
@@ChronicBongitis420 Yes! The woodcutter!
@@philipped.r.6385
and Brit (as Rithal) as well.
@@grim_2000 That was a love story between the adventurer played by Rowan and the NPC played by Brit with her hair dyed brown, right? This one always makes me tear up a bit! It's one of their most touching skit ever!
“We don’t buy this type of thing”
Merchant perk: Let me introduce myself.
Ah so you are an herbalist, here I got you a cannonball
it just works
WHADDAYA SELLIN', STRANGAH?!
@@zuru7266 Might be erbs inside the cannonball. 🤔
As long as the merchants have enough money to buy more than 3 weapons and half an armor set I don't care if they only buy one type of thing (food, armor, potions, etc).
I just fucking hate when you have to reload an area 10 times to empty out your inventory. God damn poor AF starfield shops.
That first "Thank you adventurer!" Followed by a "WHAT the FUCK?!" And that extreme face of horror was just absolutely perfect lmao
Agreed
This should be a genre of horror
POV: commenters trying not to say a swear every time level : impossible
That was so funny 😂
-"Here is my health potion that paralyzes you for a minute after drinking."
-"Oh my that is worth my entire stash of gold!"
Well, depends on how much it heals you.
@baofleurence7650 . Very little heal and it's a good paralysis potion. A lot of heal and it's a good hp potion that has a drawback
@@baofleurence7650 Basically how potion values work in Morrowind, the bigger number better, even poisons which can never be taken by anyone on threat of instant death
@@aravindpallippara1577tbf that kind of poison even today would be worth more than fort knox.
As would things like a potion that cures anything...but paralyzes you for a week.
Like imagine telling someone you could cure their broken body or cancer bit they'd have to just be paralyzed for a week, anyone would be willing to pay anything for it
In Skyrim, merchants will buy the same type of stuff they sell, which makes some logical sense.
Eventually if you level up "Speech" you can get a perk that lets you sell any item to any merchant.
I'm thinking that sudden change of rules is the inspiration for this skit.
I think this trope is much wider than just that. I have sold alcohol to fish mongers, beds to bookstores, and other random items in games like Fable. Selling rotted fish to a vegetable stand should qualify as an evil act.
Not as evil as selling carrots to the butcher. 🥕🥕🥕
In Red Dead Redemption 1 you can sell all your plants, meat and pelts to the gunsmith 😂
@@AnnoyingNewslettersCarrots pair well with steak
I like to think this is the first time the npc has ever encountered an actual player
Would that make this the beta or early release?
It’s actually a PC that was accidentally transported to the real world
E
pon (if someone is reading this Rush E
@@FromBeyondTheGrave1reverse isekai?
"ah oats, a fair price... you f*ck" 😂😂😂
“ah, great quality- AAAAAAAH! IT’S A HUMAN SKULL!”
E
@@KainsAddictionIt sure is
yes.. that was part of the video
A funny part of the video 😅
“weird merchants” he said 😭😭😭 that killed mee😭😭
Poor sweet lady. 😅
Her acting and the quick editing is amazing! Britt did such a good job as an NPC in this one!
„A fair price, you f*ck.“ had me dying on the floor of laughter. It was just so damn personal.
At the end of the long version, the outtakes sees her perfecting the line. I think she nailed the abrupt change in demeanor.
That's awesome. I loved it.
FOR GOLD! Just jump over to any precious metals seller and look at how much gold coins go for!
Wth
@@jdonvancewhere long version
She's my favorite character from now on. Her cusses and reactions are so genuinely hilarious 😂
Britt is amazing
She's adorable as a barista also. I'd be going there every morning for my coffee.
Me too she's a natural in this 😂😂😂
@@Joeyw-2203simp?
@@Joeyw-2203simp?
Okay,
*crouches and steals jug back
*sells jug repeatedly
You cant sell stolen items in Skyrim
If stores worked like they did in video games, our economy would be so fucked
oh dont worry, we're already there
It's not the economy you should worry about but how you are going to get by without one.
Over 30 trillion in debt and you think we are fine? Annnnddddd that ladies and gentlemen is how we got here.
@@daryl0063😊😊 sadly that user was telling the truth. Simply put, as long as the USA retains its currency reserve power worldwide, we can continue getting in debt and not fail. For now😉
@@neilrichardson7454 people really love their inflation to bitch about while the debt is increasing lol. I love how you put that hahaha
"A fair price...you f*ck" LMAO
The timing and tone of this whole exchange was perfect
E
The fact that each time Alan sells something, Brit just becomes more and more of an actual ingame merchant is just hilarious to me for some reason
E
E
E
E
More like terrifying.
I’d love an rpg with this kind of dialogue when you try to sell things at stores.
"WHY IS THE HUMAN SKULL SO TINY!"
And that's why we are loot goblins
Money
What about loot rat?
I'm the reason why dungeons are dirty, I took the brooms
@@MrCurse Loot rat is the one placing the loot. We are loot goblins, because we are the once "stealing it".
@@nicolaj9510 That's why goblins always have that shit-eatin' grin.
Imagine her boss coming over and wondering how the heck she got a entire midevil shield
dunno, but she deserves a raise for that find
imagine her boss also asking how the hell she has so much gold
Medieval
@@fcensoredk1556Yes it's Medieval!
Not trying to shame anyone, just trying to protect the english language.
Language is a big part of culture and at least in the country I'm from, our literacy rates are deteriorating. So I just want to help out.
You can use search engines to check your spelling too if you're unsure how to spell a word!
There is midevil, topevil and lowevil i guess lmao 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
The solid gold skull will pay for it all. She also didn’t seem to be giving out usd but gold so she’ll probably be fine when she opens the register and realizes
I swear I heard he said " buy my junk".💀
"A fair price, YOU F*CK!"
Props to whoever wrote that line 😂😂
what is happening to you?🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Ben.
OATES EVEN 😅
@@tickytacky8078 Bens not here man🤣🤣🤣
She's gonna grow up to have character development
Greg's willpower is awesome. He realized he was an NPC, turned himself into a PC, transported himself into the real world, and is slowly turning real people into NPCs. Truly an Epic NPC Man.
Bro, I'd just *LOVE* a mod like this for just about every game that has a merchant that wouldn't necessarily want to buy random things. The amount of hysteria it would produce in the world space, amazing.
Meanwhile, in a Night City clothing shop, V nods in approval while selling enough automatic weapons to outfit an infantry company.
“WHY DO YOU HAVE A HUMAN SKULL??”
“I don’t, you do. Enjoy!”
And not just any skull!! The skull of Rahuuul!!! Love that gag.
Underrated comment😂
Alan, during character creation: How much Charisma do you want?
Alan: Yes
Amount of likes on this comment is his charisma
Bros traumatized from their one side quest of their whole family getting K.O.'d.
Bravo both of you. Whether or not this concept worked depended, completely on execution, and, long story short, I laughed hard.
it's funny how we always sell more than we buy from them
How else are we supposed to make money. Do they expect us to get jobs?
E
@@thecookiemakerthieving no literally the best way to make money in kingdom come deliverance is to sell shit to the armourer in rattay than wait a while and steal his coins from his inventory chest
Currently in starfield I buy a bunch of ammo and then clean out their pockets with all the guns and space suits I have been lugging around. Lol
Well tbf, in most games the merchants sell things for much more than you do, so it's likely that they're turning a good profit selling your loot to third parties.
Skull of Rahúl is worth of 50'000 good. Everyone knows that.
haha... thought the same
Its not the same
Pretty sure that's the skull of David
@@sliid1926 then it all makes sense again...VLDL usually also pay attention to the smallest of details
The original skull of Rahúl came in unopened box
Ahh.. oats, a fair price... you fug!
Had me laughing and hard!
I'm so happy to see Britt back in a lot of your videos
Her double personality in this was fucking perfect 😂
Love how quickly and easily Brit switches between cafe employee and npc!
After the arrows, I probably would have fled.
@@HariSeldon913you can not escape
Those have a cut inbetween not a single take...
Honestly the production quality of these skits is amazing
OMG this is such a brilliant skitt. I couldn't stop laughing 😂😂😂
Now he's gonna clip through the floor and loot your chest 😂
😂😂😂 ~shades away~
Good old Skyrim developer chests. 🤣🤣🤣
I'd loot brits chest 😂
Treasure chest i mean! "Cough"
@@cherrydragon3120Same man, same 😂😂
@@AssassinsRush1Still in Starfield too. Cuz they still on that pos engine.
And then, the manager gives her a pay raise as well as promotion for the rare items acquired.
I mean considering the prices we sell them for. Legendary sword of destruction for 15$, The stone that resurrects people? 35$
nah, the amount of money she has resets when he leaves
Especially that skull
@@Deltawolf2038 Which is why she'll be fine right after, job wise. The money resets, the items vanish, and her boss is none the wiser
She will need therapy though
Baldurs Gate 3 trading npc after buying all my rubbish: Dont come back.
That coffe shop is gonna make a killing selling those items back at three hundred times markup
"I don't know what to tell you My guy, im NOT gonna buy your jug". Killed me 😅😂
😂❤
Her mood is gonna improve once she learns that players have to sell items for just 10% of their value while buying for 100%.
The lines are blurring, worlds are merging, reality is loosing cohesion...
That crazy Tinfoil hat Man was right! 😆
The top skit on a whole channel for sure!
Horrific and funny
I feel like Alan had an immense guilty pleasure about forcing someone else to play an NPC merchant for once 🤣
*casually selling bokoblin guts in tears of the kingdom*
😂
Casually stabbing said bokoblins with their families horn
I love the aggressiveness of “I’m not gonna buy a RANDOM jug off a RANDOM man”
The way she becomes self aware but at the same time her NPC just takes over every time. That's terrifying
I love the fact that Alan selling his random old tat summoned a whole bunch of actual gold into existence
Yeah... it's really doing to deflate the value of gold.
I mean... She just brought some great decorations for the coffee shop. It would look great with that shield and arrows on the wall behind her
Yet she payed in GOLD...
@@jackmountain8503a small price to pay for a random jug
@@jackmountain8503Fools Gold plated US $...🤷
A thematic coffee shop
Yes, it was her own shop. If not then nuh uh
All of the customers as background npc's. 😂😂😂
She’ll get over it once she realizes she can upsell all of it
that's not just any human skull that's the skull of Raoul
it’s worth 50k gold!
She bought it for 15k absolute ripoff
XD
Plot twist: Bandits/Thieves are former merchants just trying to get back their gold from this one adventurer in particular.
I love how this is no inconvenience to the adventurer but really bad for the NPC
This makes me want an epic npc man movie, with adventurers and npc's accidentally escaping the game.
Adventurer: "Greg, what are you doing?"
Greg: "I learned it from watching you!!!"
😂
“Hospo cry” 😂😂😂
The legendary skull of Rahul.
[New fear unlocked!: Becoming an Npc]
Yeah... that's gonna come out of her tip jar.
What is? She payed him in gold, that and that’s theft.
Tip jug, from now on.
We dont tip in NZ, itll come out of her paycheck.
Then Rowan comes in like "Yes, that's perfect normal. Why are you crying?"
That's why mount & blade NPCs have very limited money. Most of them in fact has 0
Britt's acting is unmatched haha i love her so much
The level 50 speech perk merchant, sell any item to any vendor
Britt is like the best character to play an unwilling participant Starbucks npc 😂
And then he lays down in the shop and sleeps for 24 hours.
We need her more than ever
Honestly a great idea for a movie, like a reverse free guy
Imagine AI getting so advanced in Games in a few years, that they actually do these conversations - trapped in their position, forced to buy your Jug 💀
We're not oh so far away from that. Some games already have chat GPT voiced integration..and you can already argue with them.
ie) Space Bourne 2.. convincing/reminding Chat GPT that it is Eve... "STOP IT EVE.. YOU ARE EVE.. NOW TELL ME WHERE THE QUEST IS!"
If she was an NPC, I'd want her in a lot of games. She's funny and witty
This should be in an ALTER video, slowly becoming apart of a simulator sounds scary
That poor barista didn't know her day was going to go off the rails when she woke up. 😬
Yea, shop keepers are places to get rid of items rather than buying stuff 😅
Don't know how weapon and armor merchants even survive. I've never known anyone to buy anything from them as you can find better gear, but sell a LOT of stuff to them. About the only things I see people buy are potions and magic components.
@@Logan_BaronI've bought some items from armour and weapon merchants in skyrim... when they happened to have a cheap magical item I wanted to destroy to learn the enchant...
Though at the same time I would likely sell them 40 iron daggers, 10 of which with a +1 fire damage enchant with minimal charge on them. :p
The merchant should actually be happy considering the loot they buy is cheaper than when they sell it to the players
She gave him 1,500 for the skull or raauul. Its worth 50,000
the way she starts crying as an NPC is too good. Nice gamer girl you got there.
I like how the NPC lines are in an American accent, drives home that it's a voice actor working for a (probably American) game company instead of the actual person behind the counter.
Rowan: Ah, so you were the glitch I was looking for this entire time. Alan, you're supposed to be a merchant, not an adventurer. It doesn't matter anymore for I am... onto you.
The ending is what ended me, "fking weird merchant." 😂😂 oh man that'd be bonkers to hear a shopkeeper having a mental breakdown because you took all their money and left them with junk
His look brings it all together to 😂😂
Imagine how fucking funny it would be if Barter was still an acceptable way to pay in a modern city. _" Ah yes, one macchiato please. Cash or credit? No no, _*_l a w n c h a i r_*_ "_
That existential crisis after the first buy
In DDO you can not only sell the bartenders your excess weapons and armor and magic items, scrolls wands, etc. But they will also repair your damaged gear.
I guess that's what the fruit seller in Skyrim feels like when i give them a whole bandit hideout worth of gear, items, and junk
Britt dropin the f bomb, just great!
Moral of the story: If you are not an adventurer you are an NPC that is going into debt.
"WTF!!!"😂😂😂😂 I lost right there!😂😂😂
She runs out of money and he's like "no problem I'll wait" then just stands there without moving for 24 hours before perking up and selling her stuff again.
The customers in the shop not even acknowledging the conversation and items being traded to the barista.
I'm always amazed at the production quality of this groups videos
Ahh these are high quality herbs
Thank you adventurer
And then the man with the tinfoil hat goes to recruit the merchant.
When you realize you're just an NPC in someone else's game... and they're the main character...
OOHH I KNOW WHY SHE IS DIFFERENT SHE IS REINCARNATED INTO NPC MIND BLOWING 🤯🤯🤯🤯
“Why do you have a human skull?”
“Why did you buy it from me?”
Bethesda:"You can sell your stuff to the merchandise seller"
The next step is the Barista suddenly in video game NPC clothing without cause or warning
I cant stop staring at britt