Brand Wars (ep. 9): CHICKEN 🐔 vs BEEF 🥩

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  • čas přidán 20. 06. 2022
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  • @ogreeni
    @ogreeni Před rokem +27526

    Ah yes, two of my favorite brands. Chicken and beef.

  • @NotMrAxomori
    @NotMrAxomori Před rokem +10228

    “Almost named his son steak” 💀💀💀

    • @JustinW134
      @JustinW134 Před rokem +331

      Honey we are having steak for dinner

    • @Void_Wars
      @Void_Wars Před rokem +105

      @@JustinW134 kid named finger

    • @_B4_
      @_B4_ Před rokem +11

      @@Void_Wars what finger?

    • @SkyInterstellar111
      @SkyInterstellar111 Před rokem +2

      Hey i ate a steak. Gonna buy a steak

    • @bunglebob
      @bunglebob Před rokem +44

      “Dad, why’s my sister’s name ‘Rose’?”
      “Because your mother loves roses”
      “Thanks Dad”
      “No problem, Steak”

  • @Hampter9901
    @Hampter9901 Před rokem +647

    Food portions in fancy restaurants in a nutshell be like:

    • @rakanahmed4000
      @rakanahmed4000 Před rokem +1

      214 likes and no replies, let me fix that

    • @Fashionedvalues_
      @Fashionedvalues_ Před rokem +8

      ​@Rakan Ahmed how about you fix your relationship with your parents

    • @ElysiumRealms
      @ElysiumRealms Před rokem +1

      ​@@Fashionedvalues_ how about you got some beaches

    • @The_Zeeke
      @The_Zeeke Před rokem

      ​@@ElysiumRealms how about you go and touch grass and sea it

    • @ImNotDelusionalYouAre
      @ImNotDelusionalYouAre Před rokem

      @@ElysiumRealms beaches💀💀💀

  • @wyatt16
    @wyatt16 Před rokem +286

    “Whats for dinner honey?”
    “Steak”

  • @oreodealer6yearsago718
    @oreodealer6yearsago718 Před rokem +3072

    “I heard beef has started beef with chicken”

  • @EverythingNBAshorts
    @EverythingNBAshorts Před rokem +1520

    "What's your name?"
    *"Steak"*

    • @theemperoroftea3001
      @theemperoroftea3001 Před rokem +1

      266 likes and no replies? Lemme fix that

    • @Midtermsmi
      @Midtermsmi Před rokem +1

      Honestly Steak is a better name then most names, I would die for my homie Steak over Andrew

    • @aaronsantos4138
      @aaronsantos4138 Před rokem +3

      Holly shit imagine getting smacked by steak

    • @buddyblris3094
      @buddyblris3094 Před rokem +1

      i want to eat steak

    • @LightningfoxxyMC
      @LightningfoxxyMC Před rokem +1

      Bro stop disrespecting my best mate, just coz i ate it for dinner last night doesn’t mean you can be rude about it xD

  • @Kyrbai
    @Kyrbai Před rokem +298

    Wow, these two definitely have some serious beef between them

  • @thatdonutspice
    @thatdonutspice Před rokem +974

    Hi

  • @j.p.r.r2730
    @j.p.r.r2730 Před rokem +4701

    I hope that the chicken doesnt have a beef with the steak

  • @danielduplessis4845
    @danielduplessis4845 Před rokem +1360

    "Taste test"
    Salmonella has entered the chat
    "Nah I'm just kidding"
    Salmonella has left the chat.

    • @ligimolvarghese7480
      @ligimolvarghese7480 Před rokem +41

      Unlike chicken Beef can be eaten raw
      Salmonella has entered the chat again

    • @timezthecollector6559
      @timezthecollector6559 Před rokem +12

      @@ligimolvarghese7480 except he's right. When prepared correctly you can eat beef raw. It's called beef tartar and it's very good.

    • @mrkingbeastmediakenth2009
      @mrkingbeastmediakenth2009 Před rokem +2

      Only big brain can understand this

    • @FreeFilastin
      @FreeFilastin Před rokem +1

      @@mrkingbeastmediakenth2009 pretty much?

    • @Birb_of_Judge
      @Birb_of_Judge Před rokem +2

      Hell you can even eat pork raw.
      Very popular in Germany, raw ground pork on a type of bread roll with sometimes a few onions 👌🔥

  • @mxcxrons5637
    @mxcxrons5637 Před rokem +6

    Chicken: cheap
    Chicken: Affordable
    Chicken: solos the whole verse

    • @NaziSoviet
      @NaziSoviet Před rokem +4

      Chicken: Every religion can eat

    • @irgendeinname9256
      @irgendeinname9256 Před rokem +1

      ​​@@NaziSoviet but its kinda weird when you eat meat as Buddhist since they believe in reincarnation. you could be basically eating your Grandpa

  • @Vdetty
    @Vdetty Před rokem +541

    "Dad, why is my name Steak?"
    "Well you see son..."

  • @ReallyTypical
    @ReallyTypical Před rokem +481

    "Whats your name son"
    *"Takis"*

    • @snowskul4103
      @snowskul4103 Před rokem +3

      For real 🤣

    • @pizyh
      @pizyh Před rokem +1

      takis is disgusting

    • @ReallyTypical
      @ReallyTypical Před rokem +2

      @@pizyh nah u just cant eat them

    • @snowskul4103
      @snowskul4103 Před rokem +1

      @@pizyh your just not strong enough to withstand it

    • @meeeeeeeeee7436
      @meeeeeeeeee7436 Před rokem +3

      Theres a greek name actually called takis its pretty common

  • @austink5162
    @austink5162 Před rokem +48

    When he said Sean pan almost named his son steak I was just imagining him saying I can’t wait to eat steak and his son being like 😳

  • @antoanetastoyanova3164
    @antoanetastoyanova3164 Před rokem +43

    Bro almost named his son steak💀

  • @ricolives1166
    @ricolives1166 Před rokem +756

    "Taste test nah I'm just kidding" then gets dressed up lmao love it

    • @mq-r3apz291
      @mq-r3apz291 Před rokem +4

      Yes you can eat raw beef but the outside must be cooked. It still has germs on the outside. He just ate dome salmonilla

    • @bidhos8993
      @bidhos8993 Před rokem +5

      kid named test: 😰

    • @Fillster
      @Fillster Před rokem +4

      @@mq-r3apz291 Not everything has salmonella. It’s a risk for salmonella but he most likely didn’t eat salmonella…

    • @lokipi1me982
      @lokipi1me982 Před rokem

      @@mq-r3apz291 steak tartare

  • @goybells6732
    @goybells6732 Před rokem +539

    "A few beneficial nutrients"
    Literally has every nutrient

    • @richyb1643
      @richyb1643 Před rokem +6

      Nothing "literally" has every nutrient lol

    • @jamesrichardson5395
      @jamesrichardson5395 Před rokem +10

      @@richyb1643 you're correct, wild elk is close. However the oc is also correct in his joke that the op highly unplayed and misrepresented the nutrition value of beef/steak

    • @Absolute_MaddLadd
      @Absolute_MaddLadd Před rokem +1

      Even if it does it doesn't do much if there's not a lot of each nutrient

    • @goybells6732
      @goybells6732 Před rokem +1

      @@Absolute_MaddLadd luckily, the nutrients are high levels. You could easily live off of meat (if you ate organs once in a while) and be much healthier than normal humans

  • @Byme6
    @Byme6 Před rokem +6

    Winner Winner chicken dinner

  • @terrifictomm
    @terrifictomm Před 3 měsíci +1

    Of course, the latest research is proving that neither cholesterol nor saturated fat are the bogeymen we were frightened with. In fact, both are absolutely essential for our total health and fitness.
    Beef is best.

  • @Thrash-kat
    @Thrash-kat Před rokem +233

    "cooking steak for dinner honey"
    "Nice but have you seen our son steak?". 💀💀💀💀💀

  • @filipcubaka1
    @filipcubaka1 Před rokem +685

    Ah yes, Chicken and Beef
    My favorite brands

    • @thijsmarino1348
      @thijsmarino1348 Před rokem +5

      ikr

    • @maxklymenko
      @maxklymenko  Před rokem +300

      It’s the name of the series but yeah it doesn’t always fit perfectly 🤷

    • @filipcubaka1
      @filipcubaka1 Před rokem +24

      @@maxklymenko its okay, I just wanted to point it out

    • @tropicalforts5849
      @tropicalforts5849 Před rokem +10

      @@maxklymenko don't you have another series called food wars?

    • @thespcrewroy8716
      @thespcrewroy8716 Před rokem +3

      @@tropicalforts5849 no that's smosh

  • @TTas201
    @TTas201 Před rokem +2

    This is some real beef

  • @no1bandfan
    @no1bandfan Před rokem +1

    Gourmand! Chicken, medium rare please.
    Chef: you want to see Jesus?!?

  • @JoeMamaEditz
    @JoeMamaEditz Před rokem +1503

    "Steak was loved by a president and even a man so much he even almost named his kid after it, anyways chicken wins"

    • @e1iaskdr228
      @e1iaskdr228 Před rokem +136

      Yeah but snoop dog

    • @aryanraina700
      @aryanraina700 Před rokem +106

      Lmao cr7 go siuuuu. We don't care about no president or no person who named his son steak🤣

    • @JoeMamaEditz
      @JoeMamaEditz Před rokem +4

      @@e1iaskdr228 true

    • @JoeMamaEditz
      @JoeMamaEditz Před rokem +17

      @@aryanraina700 your high rn buddy

    • @Max-df5zp
      @Max-df5zp Před rokem +83

      Trump is kind if a negative aswell as Joe Rogan

  • @user-oi8vw9hq1r
    @user-oi8vw9hq1r Před rokem +13

    Israel?
    Ahhhhh you mean Palestine 🇵🇸

    • @starscream5055
      @starscream5055 Před rokem +3

      this guy is desperate 😂😂😂😂😂

    • @chaIIenger3977
      @chaIIenger3977 Před rokem

      Bro why y’all gotta bring politics into everything

    • @user-oi8vw9hq1r
      @user-oi8vw9hq1r Před rokem +2

      @@chaIIenger3977 just correcting some facts

    • @user-oi8vw9hq1r
      @user-oi8vw9hq1r Před rokem +1

      @@Void-st2vu he never called the land Israel.
      But he called the people Israelis

    • @faizanmohsin6274
      @faizanmohsin6274 Před 5 měsíci

      @@Void-st2vuIsrael in Quran means Prophet Ya’qub (Jacob) and Bani israel means Children of Israel (Yaqub or Jacob)

  • @alexrivera1373
    @alexrivera1373 Před rokem +472

    Sean Penn: “I love steak so much I eat it every day”
    Police:🤨📸

    • @rrobin1111
      @rrobin1111 Před rokem +2

      What’s wrong with that?

    • @ogluigi
      @ogluigi Před rokem +5

      @@rrobin1111 you haven't watched the video have you

    • @rrobin1111
      @rrobin1111 Před rokem +6

      @@ogluigi is it showing he’s sexually attracted to steak

    • @BPSKTS
      @BPSKTS Před rokem +4

      @@rrobin1111 cause he almost name his son steak

  • @pjsangria
    @pjsangria Před 10 měsíci +1

    Ah yes, Meat brands.
    He really almost named his son steak, that's cannibalism.

  • @77dead
    @77dead Před rokem +1

    "There not good for the environment" because of the giant corporate farms. My home raised chickens aren't bad for the environment, and even eat the pest off of plants.
    Sadly the majority of these grocery store chickens are from warehouse slaughterhouses

  • @maxklymenko
    @maxklymenko  Před rokem +13

    CLARIFICATION: evidence that humans ate chicken was discovered by archeologists on the territory of modern day Israel 2000 years ago.

    • @whosjoe8871
      @whosjoe8871 Před rokem +1

      Awesome

    • @xed69
      @xed69 Před rokem +7

      @@Adam-br9pz no, Israel

    • @YoavZilka
      @YoavZilka Před rokem +6

      The fact that you need to do this clarification honestly makes me sad. Can’t say Israel without controversy.
      (And there is archeological evidence that it was called Israel then, and was ruled by the Jews, which makes it more sad)

    • @Nikotheleepic
      @Nikotheleepic Před rokem +1

      @@YoavZilka there are recipes from much earlier for chicken, what kind of evidence was in Israel lol?

    • @YoavZilka
      @YoavZilka Před rokem

      @@Nikotheleepic about chicken? I got no idea. Read my comment again

  • @tsukinoke7379
    @tsukinoke7379 Před rokem +193

    “And Donald trump” “so chicken wins” 😂

    • @Gsupho3sdown
      @Gsupho3sdown Před rokem +70

      Found a sleepy joe supporter

    • @pastas.stabalot
      @pastas.stabalot Před rokem +21

      @@Gsupho3sdown 🤓

    • @Somocho
      @Somocho Před rokem +10

      @@pastas.stabalot why can't we all just get along?

    • @pastas.stabalot
      @pastas.stabalot Před rokem +8

      @@Somocho AND WHAT DID I DO BRUH 😂

    • @Somocho
      @Somocho Před rokem

      @@pastas.stabalot your instant defensive response shows that you are a coward and overall a miserable person to be around. Along with that you post replies just to raise a response out of others despite having different opinions then you.

  • @yoshi9046
    @yoshi9046 Před rokem +1

    There’s a simple explanation to why Chicken is more sold than beef. You dont need to harvest so many cows to get meat while u have to harvest more chicken

    • @Fillster
      @Fillster Před rokem

      How does that make sense? People buy chicken more because there are more chickens? Because that simply isn’t true

    • @KW145.
      @KW145. Před 5 měsíci

      I don’t buy this

  • @Ireallydontknowtho
    @Ireallydontknowtho Před rokem

    Bro really said I-Ron and zinc💀💀💀

  • @YA7YA-
    @YA7YA- Před rokem +928

    “In israel more than 2000 years “
    My man need to study history

    • @orpinko5376
      @orpinko5376 Před rokem +137

      It's literally in the bible and has tons of historic evidence. It was called the land of israel (or judea or part of cnaan). The name palestine comes from the plishtim who were their enemies. It was changed to palestine after a failed jewish rebellion against the roman province) in order to disconnect the land from the people (and they were banished short after- the jewish diaspora).
      So learn your history before making comments about a region you probably know little to nothing about
      Edit: i didnt say the bible is the historic evidence, some things happened and some obviously didnt. But there is actual historic and archeological evidence that the land of israel existed and all the things its people had to go through. Just because you dont believe the bible (which im not 100% either) doesnt mean you get to erase other people's history.

    • @Godplace0
      @Godplace0 Před rokem +53

      @@orpinko5376 Nah U get educated Lol

    • @mega_launcher4649
      @mega_launcher4649 Před rokem +12

      In Israel more that 2000 yeah but be prepared to punched by Prophet Moses aka "One Punch Man"( He kill a man and destroy angel of death eye with one punch)

    • @HK-yf3jo
      @HK-yf3jo Před rokem +2

      You're so wrong i can't find a correct info in your comment to start with
      I say go read about Canaanites for a start

    • @habrasbabras6486
      @habrasbabras6486 Před rokem

      @@Godplace0 i dont believe in the bible ,and chicken was domesticated 10000 years ago , stop trying to give legitimacy to israel lol

  • @SaintGherick
    @SaintGherick Před rokem +172

    I love how he's just holding the steak and chicken and just flailing it around lol

  • @itsclassy227
    @itsclassy227 Před rokem +1

    Depends how you cook each of them

  • @MexicanCrusader
    @MexicanCrusader Před rokem +3

    Whatever has more protein wins.

    • @irgendeinname9256
      @irgendeinname9256 Před rokem

      Basically the same but chicken has less calories so you can eat more of it

    • @MexicanCrusader
      @MexicanCrusader Před rokem

      @@irgendeinname9256 well Im skinny so imma eat both(I need 6000 calories a day for weight gain)

  • @soos11
    @soos11 Před rokem +108

    ngl, *Beef is one of my favorite brands ever*

  • @siamese_peasent7161
    @siamese_peasent7161 Před rokem +880

    I love my favorite brands, chicken and steak, and soy beans if your counting kfc lol

  • @tonynization
    @tonynization Před rokem +1

    Actually in Japan, there's are chicken sashimi so chicken can be eaten raw as well

  • @Coldkill2001
    @Coldkill2001 Před rokem +1

    The last question was cringe as hell. Bill Gates is always rallying for people to stop eating meat

  • @justaweeb5052
    @justaweeb5052 Před rokem +46

    "What brand do you prefer? Chicken or beef?"
    "what?"
    "what"

  • @haithamnahar5566
    @haithamnahar5566 Před rokem +3

    I like how chiken was first consomed in isreal over 2000 years ago and isreal is only 74 years old

    • @ebaderman
      @ebaderman Před rokem +2

      Love how you want to erase history

    • @ItayPro32
      @ItayPro32 Před rokem

      Israel have a kingdom before a country , it actually one of the oldest country in the world , and the king doom was even before jesus was born , BTW jesus also born in Israel , and he was a jew

  • @inventor4279
    @inventor4279 Před rokem

    I was scared for a second, I'm glad you gave it to chicken for the 4v3

  • @SansTheFunnySkeleton
    @SansTheFunnySkeleton Před rokem +1

    We would like to take a moment to announce-💥
    All our food keeps bowing up-💥
    Chicken-💥

  • @hamzajpeg
    @hamzajpeg Před rokem +206

    The words "Israel" and "2000 years ago" can't belong in one sentence.

  • @mostafagouda1526
    @mostafagouda1526 Před rokem +275

    My man just put "israel" and "2000 years" is the same sentence, are you ok? 🤣🤣

    • @roei89
      @roei89 Před rokem +57

      Israel existed 2000 years ago, Is your knowledge ok?

    • @roei89
      @roei89 Před rokem +20

      @sehteria No, the kingdom of Judea was a historical Jewish kingdom existed nearby the kingdom of Israel, and the region the Philistines have conquered on the South east coast.

    • @reflex-jalal8863
      @reflex-jalal8863 Před rokem +1

      Nah fan ur fr stupid @roee it’s still Palestine it’s just that israel attacked them 50 years ago but it is still Palestine

    • @Xify17
      @Xify17 Před rokem +11

      Are you ok 7th grade ancient history (at least where I went to school) but you learned it at some point

    • @mrlazybacon9000
      @mrlazybacon9000 Před rokem +5

      Can you look at any sort of historical record? Ever hear of the crusades?

  • @Andrew_Tate_.
    @Andrew_Tate_. Před rokem +2

    This guy just created beef out of beef.

  • @Fatboycj69
    @Fatboycj69 Před rokem

    "What's your favorite brand?"
    "Chicken"

  • @broklast404
    @broklast404 Před rokem +15

    2000 years ago there was no Israel man😏

  • @husseinbouhachem9818
    @husseinbouhachem9818 Před rokem +6

    Never knew chicken started being consumed in Palestine

    • @holyromankingdomofthepoles7027
      @holyromankingdomofthepoles7027 Před rokem +6

      Israel *

    • @husseinbouhachem9818
      @husseinbouhachem9818 Před rokem

      @@holyromankingdomofthepoles7027 no

    • @holyromankingdomofthepoles7027
      @holyromankingdomofthepoles7027 Před rokem +5

      @@husseinbouhachem9818 well unfortunately Palestine isn’t for the moment a country, Iam not for any side but your sayings are not correct, also Israel was a political entity in the Middle East in antiquity, Max is talking about the first consumption of Chicken (2000 BC)

    • @husseinbouhachem9818
      @husseinbouhachem9818 Před rokem

      @@holyromankingdomofthepoles7027 you are free to believe anything you want.

    • @Mello76863
      @Mello76863 Před rokem +1

      Palestine ❤️❤️❤️

  • @prettycockroach
    @prettycockroach Před rokem

    Bro really did a taste test as if he hadn't eaten them both yesterday. 🤣🤣🤣

  • @theankotze1292
    @theankotze1292 Před rokem +3

    Both saturated fats and cholesterol aren't inherently bad for you

  • @lukethedoge4842
    @lukethedoge4842 Před rokem +55

    “But consuming meat dates back to…”
    Did bro just call beef meat?

    • @wwatesse
      @wwatesse Před rokem +3

      beef is meat, it's cow meat duhh 🙄

    • @lukethedoge4842
      @lukethedoge4842 Před rokem +11

      @@wwatesse but he didn’t call chicken meat… they’re both meat

    • @kahunaavant6214
      @kahunaavant6214 Před rokem +2

      @@wwatesse 😐

    • @bacon_bake
      @bacon_bake Před rokem +4

      @@wwatesse 🤦‍♂️

    • @wwatesse
      @wwatesse Před rokem +1

      @@bacon_bake what? are you saying that beef is not meat?

  • @Riham_mohamed
    @Riham_mohamed Před rokem +451

    I laughed hard when I heard Israel and 2000 years ago in one sentence lol.

    • @cosmosyn2514
      @cosmosyn2514 Před rokem +69

      He clearly means the geographic area that the modern state of Israel occupies. If for example someone said ‘2000 years ago in Germany’ you would be a tool to not understand that person was talking about the area that Germany is in, not literally saying Germany existed 2000 years ago.

    • @Riham_mohamed
      @Riham_mohamed Před rokem +98

      @@cosmosyn2514
      It is called the occupied Palestine not Israel.

    • @cosmosyn2514
      @cosmosyn2514 Před rokem +47

      @@Riham_mohamed I am referring to the *State of Israel*, which like many country titles, is shortened to just one word of the name, here being Israel. I don't care about the political slant you're taking, because I don't really care what happens in the sandpit between Palestine and Israel.

    • @Riham_mohamed
      @Riham_mohamed Před rokem

      @@cosmosyn2514
      You don’t care, but I care.Actually it doesn’t matter if you care or not, people with double standards principles like you will do nothing for us, you better care about Ukraine, lgbt sh*t and forget that there are people in Palestine who are suffering for years, being tortured, ethnic cleansed.
      But you like pretending being blind.

    • @Riham_mohamed
      @Riham_mohamed Před rokem +29

      @@cosmosyn2514 and if you really don't care about it, then why did you reply to my comment?

  • @Dog32bs
    @Dog32bs Před rokem

    "Chicken win"
    What i hear : chicken wings

  • @mnx_edtz6312
    @mnx_edtz6312 Před rokem +1

    You cant forget that salt guy

  • @appleboyapostrophe
    @appleboyapostrophe Před rokem +7

    “Want to go to Chicken, Beef, or McDonalds?”

  • @joe8035
    @joe8035 Před rokem +28

    "Almost turned into a republican" dead 🤣 💀 💀 💀

  • @sowmyavaradharajan6632

    Texans be like -
    BRISKET AND HIGH CHOLESTEROL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • @vxlmw_
    @vxlmw_ Před rokem +1

    He forgot dino nuggies 😭

  • @hassanhas2485
    @hassanhas2485 Před rokem +50

    "The most widely consumed meat is pork"
    2 Billion Muslims across the globe : Are you sure about that?

    • @rikkowastaken
      @rikkowastaken Před rokem

      Just because there's almost 2 billion muslims doesn't refute the fact that pork is the most eaten meat around the world

    • @makavelisoft
      @makavelisoft Před rokem +31

      Yeah but there are 8 billion people, and not every muslim respects that shi so 😅

    • @kibbit1373
      @kibbit1373 Před rokem +16

      @@makavelisoft still makes no sense, that’s why i googled it and chicken is actually consumed more by a relatively large margin (

    • @shellamuchtar3661
      @shellamuchtar3661 Před rokem +2

      Then east asians be like: i guess so?

    • @albertaustin1015
      @albertaustin1015 Před rokem +8

      The rest of the population is a joke I guess

  • @thandarzzz6487
    @thandarzzz6487 Před rokem +10

    "Ayo bro i wanna eat steak tonight"
    Kid named steak: 🤥

  • @bddb391
    @bddb391 Před rokem

    Chicken fowl is native to South and Southeast Asia only. It is mentioned in ancient Sanskrit texts as kukkuTa. So I guess that’s where it was first consumed.

  • @OscarC008
    @OscarC008 Před rokem +1

    Did he spit out the drink 😂

  • @speedychickenandmore5993

    Cashier: "Ummmm order for steak"
    Steak: "That's me"

  • @eddiefirstenberg1000
    @eddiefirstenberg1000 Před rokem +10

    "Consuming meat dates back to [2.4 million years before something recognizable as humans evolved into existence]"

    • @seancallaghan54
      @seancallaghan54 Před rokem

      Yeah but chicken is meat...and human ancestors ate small birds well before we hunted and killed large animals similar to cattle...

  • @smurf_flinger9565
    @smurf_flinger9565 Před rokem +1

    Nah beef won. Guy almost named his son steak and the other is a U.S. president

  • @Ilikefootballverymuch

    Bro his stare could win any type of war 💀

  • @Jekayzboi
    @Jekayzboi Před rokem +2

    “In israel more than 2000 years ago”
    Bruh it only been here since occupying Palestine 60 years ago.

    • @havibabi
      @havibabi Před rokem +1

      Are you familiar with of the kingdom of israel? You would be if you took like 10 seconds to google it

    • @samarthadanvadi878
      @samarthadanvadi878 Před rokem

      The romans named the promised land Palestine after killing Jews in the area

    • @ItayPro32
      @ItayPro32 Před rokem

      @@havibabi i dont think that he can do it , its must be hard for him

    • @gamepro4758
      @gamepro4758 Před rokem +1

      Kingdom of Israel:am i a joke for you?

  • @ryoshi4042
    @ryoshi4042 Před rokem +6

    dude i love how much happier he is

  • @kochan1147
    @kochan1147 Před rokem +2

    Idk about other countries but in Japan, some types of specially raised chicken can be eaten raw, I had some and it was a new experience but it tasted good.

  • @doggo677
    @doggo677 Před rokem

    *fancy restaurant music*
    *SLAM*
    "Beef"

  • @benenlobo5494
    @benenlobo5494 Před rokem +8

    "Next brand war"
    *MANGO VS BANANA*

  • @greggregson1365
    @greggregson1365 Před rokem +8

    "hey bud I'm Greg what's your name?"
    "Clark"

  • @gargarostheoni5903
    @gargarostheoni5903 Před rokem

    Don't forget bonus 100+ points for chicken nuggets.

  • @jkingenglish
    @jkingenglish Před rokem

    I love it when they start throwing around million years like someone was there to observe it and record it 😂

  • @waterai1284
    @waterai1284 Před rokem +13

    Taste: "Beef, it tastes just like chicken"

  • @coral-ff6qx
    @coral-ff6qx Před rokem +4

    Palestine just a little correction

    • @eduardocoelho9770
      @eduardocoelho9770 Před rokem +6

      Israel*

    • @coral-ff6qx
      @coral-ff6qx Před rokem

      @@eduardocoelho9770 No its palestine

    • @eduardocoelho9770
      @eduardocoelho9770 Před rokem +4

      @@coral-ff6qx nope, "Palestine" was just created in 1988, way after we started consume chicken 🤣

    • @coral-ff6qx
      @coral-ff6qx Před rokem

      @@eduardocoelho9770 Palestine was a Muslim land before creation of Israel in 1948 Palestine belongs to Muslims in 9th century.

    • @eduardocoelho9770
      @eduardocoelho9770 Před rokem

      @@coral-ff6qx nope it wasn't, Israel was Jewish land before the invention of Islam and it's spread. Israel belongs to the jews

  • @nou1319
    @nou1319 Před rokem +1

    They must have some real beef between eachother

  • @CuwzyOG
    @CuwzyOG Před rokem

    beef cant be eaten raw technically, its only the outside layer thats toxic. so cooking the edges of your beef makes the center safe 👍

  • @moritzpeterskofsky1147
    @moritzpeterskofsky1147 Před rokem +9

    Those more „basic resource“ wars are way cooler than the usual brand wars 👌🏼

  • @arbusaraf499
    @arbusaraf499 Před rokem +44

    Indians: Those three points for beef are gonna cost you brother.

  • @KrutantGudi
    @KrutantGudi Před rokem

    That vegan teacher: *Spits on Max*
    “VEGTABLES ARE BETTER!”

  • @tekashi3995
    @tekashi3995 Před rokem +1

    What's your favorite brand? Chicken

  • @CedBricK
    @CedBricK Před rokem +10

    „And Donald Trump -
    - so chicken wins“ lmao

  • @CowKirbo
    @CowKirbo Před rokem +5

    Yeah the "brand wars" section was instantly lost for steak once I saw the last guy

  • @carros2578
    @carros2578 Před 10 měsíci

    I was in a restaurant that have a "chicken steak" 💀

  • @arthurxd1912
    @arthurxd1912 Před rokem

    yes, celebrities, thats what I care when I buy something

  • @lexrain3574
    @lexrain3574 Před rokem +25

    I got scared at the end I thought he was gonna make steak the winner of the celebrity battle

    • @flak7665
      @flak7665 Před rokem +12

      You’re scared of someone else’s opinion?

    • @Synliq
      @Synliq Před rokem +5

      @@flak7665 you know damn well it's just an expression

    • @gagesons9006
      @gagesons9006 Před rokem

      @@Synliq and you know damn well he's entirely correct. You just wanted to complain as well.

    • @Synliq
      @Synliq Před rokem

      @@gagesons9006 How is he correct? He's just trying to sound like a smart ass, but taking everything literally only makes you look like an asshole.

    • @williamthompson3308
      @williamthompson3308 Před rokem

      Shoulda won tho also he shouldn't have that it's just based

  • @nobelium4487
    @nobelium4487 Před rokem +42

    "Chicken started 2000 years ago in Israel" bro chickens are literally Chinese wtf are you talking about 💀

    • @DBT1007
      @DBT1007 Před rokem +4

      Chickens are southeast asian. especially from malay archipelago. you can still roughly see the ancestor of all chickens in indonesia n malaysia there.
      the classic red peafowl chicken jungle

    • @notofficialpickles507
      @notofficialpickles507 Před rokem +5

      It's called trade, Israel ate chicken before south east Asian doesn't matter where the animal comes from

    • @DBT1007
      @DBT1007 Před rokem +2

      @@notofficialpickles507 obviously thats a wrong thing too.
      indeed, southeast asian malay prefer to use the male chicken for the cockfighting bet thing. BUT think more about that. "what they do with the unfertilized eggs and the unproductive chickens?" obviously they gonna eat them.
      soo it seems a misconseption about "malay dont eat chicken in the first place". it's so weird...
      even if they at that time majority hindu n buddhist that they respect every animal's life, but still.. obviusly in every religion, theres gotta be some unfaithful and atheists ones.

    • @Green_Fluffy
      @Green_Fluffy Před rokem

      @@DBT1007 bro it was just a joke why are you taking this to the next level💀💀

    • @sssss5807
      @sssss5807 Před rokem +1

      Bro its palastine

  • @pi42069
    @pi42069 Před rokem

    Imagine being sponsored by chicken

  • @biograft_phighting
    @biograft_phighting Před rokem

    "the most widely consumed meat is-"
    me: *face shifts from 😐to 🙂*

  • @jansenjansen5797
    @jansenjansen5797 Před rokem +32

    There was no Israël 2000 years ago🙃

    • @cosmosyn2514
      @cosmosyn2514 Před rokem +3

      Yes but the land Israel currently occupies did, there was no such thing as Germany 2000 years ago either but I doubt you would be complaining if he said that.

    • @xylonbanda
      @xylonbanda Před rokem

      There was. Just that it wasn't occupied by Europeans.

    • @megamillion2461
      @megamillion2461 Před rokem +1

      What do you want him to say the ancient land of the Jew

    • @jure6528
      @jure6528 Před rokem

      Muslimcope

  • @_SubhanKhan_
    @_SubhanKhan_ Před rokem +6

    Did you just said Israel 2000 years ago lmao that was Palestine that time🤣 go do some geography.

    • @deathbyunicorn5213
      @deathbyunicorn5213 Před rokem +3

      Buddy can't tell the difference between geography and history.

    • @skainzzz_
      @skainzzz_ Před rokem

      Well it's israel now so who tf cares

    • @_SubhanKhan_
      @_SubhanKhan_ Před rokem

      @@skainzzz_ I care every existing Muslim cares

  • @GearShifter925
    @GearShifter925 Před rokem +4

    Rank#1 my favourite - BEEF...!!!!
    😋😋😋👍

  • @GeneralKammy
    @GeneralKammy Před rokem

    I’ve heard the company of chicken is branching out into the console wars

  • @desturo6524
    @desturo6524 Před rokem +18

    I really like your content. But man you got to leave the "Celebrity" section out of these videos they are nonsense

  • @ytypzic4821
    @ytypzic4821 Před rokem +28

    2k years ago?? Learn your history😂

  • @aidanmays7825
    @aidanmays7825 Před rokem

    Dietary cholesterol is necessary for testosterone productions and is negatively correlated with blood serum cholesterol. The guy who claimed it's bad for you was completely discredited for faking his studies

  • @hotwheelscup4409
    @hotwheelscup4409 Před rokem

    KFC : STONKS