Reviewing the Metal Gear Solid cologne
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- čas přidán 12. 04. 2024
- This is a review of the Official Metal Gear Solid ‘Shadow Moses’ Unisex Cologne. Want to smell like the adventures of Solid Snake? Here you go. Idk why I did this.
Yes, this is a real product: numskull.com/products/officia...
Alaska footage via: • Hunting With the Dark ... - Hry
my worst video yet!
What the actual freak
You did the best you could lol
yep
I think you mean *best. Also as a mechanic in the south I haven't drank any cigarette juice but like half my coworkers have DIP bottles they leave everywhere and I drank from one by accident one time and nearly vomited. Thank you for the reminder 🤣😭
Can only go up from here
Smell... Has changed.
comments like this is why we need comment sections
Smell..... never changes....
It better give me Foxdie.
I don't get it
@@Manmade023mgs4. Snake says this in the opening, “war…. Has changed”
"It smells so bad!"
Continues to spray more. 🤣
Jake: *tastes MGS cologne, hits the floor*
Everyone else: "Jake? Jake?! JAAAAAKKKKKKEEEEE!"
Yeah we got to meet Mrs Baldino!!!
fr !! been waiting lol
Yeah that was cool. A little glimpse into his life
Loved the video where they were dressed as Jill and Chris (or Wesker, I can’t remember).
I could never get my husband to do anything video game-y. 😂
PS it was the video where he talked about his favourite Halloween games and movies last October.
A while ago he stopped wearing his ring right before the move period and there were periodically comments because obviously we deserve to know whats going on in his personal life. I wonder if this was a way to address that without responding to people and thus encouraging the belief that we deserve to know about the real Jake.
If I had to trust ONE MAN to review the MGS cologne, it'd be Jake Baldino.
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Jake spent months setting this room up and now he’s gonna spend months getting the smell out
Thats what raiden sprayed to disarm the bombs during that boss fight who was on rollerblades in MGS2
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To test cologne I also like to spray it directly into my face - loving it
“Find something to believe in, and find it for yourself. When you do, pass it on to the future (in cologne form)" -Solid Snake, MGS2
Metal Gear and Jake Baldino??
Yeah fastest click!!
THANK YOU
This is the most accurate comment I’ve seen in a while
id be spraying it on my solid snake before any date
Yo💀
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Do more goofy one off content like this! This was fantastic, and I love the little glimpses into the Baldino household
“Hey you know how cool James Bond is? Want to smell like an amalgamation of all of the cool things he does over the course of a month at once?”
(Cigar, Martini, Musk, Cologne, Aftershave, Blood, The Tears of MI6 Enemies, etc)
This is the type of content I subscribed for.
Imagine this video being someone’s first exposure to Metal Gear Solid
The description of drinking a parents cigarette water is so grim... it also helped me understand the smell. thank you.
i know your room smelled insane after the comparison bit omg
I made this yesterday and it still smells in here, I have the windows open and everything
@@JakeBaldino💀💀
@@JakeBaldinoswatches next time bro 😂
"It smells like an Italian meat." I think that's simply just Jake, not the cologne.
Also, the editing for the narration, subtle reverb included was absolutely on point. It was just like any self-respecring perfume ad read should be.
the wildlife footage while reading the box LOL
We need a Wesker fragrance
Yes we do.
Most unexpected, funniest, bestest video ever. 10 out of 10. Thank you Jake!
Jake, my new favorite fragrance reviewer.
Dude 5:22 and 6:30 😂😂😂 you're a legend for keeping those clips on here. Thanks for the review! If you ever do a meet and greet, you should wear this.
Was laughing hysterically watching this. I fuckin love your vids Jake.
This is fantastic lol
Hi Mrs. Baldino!!!!!! Nice to finally meet you
Jake Baldino comparing colognes is a video I didn’t know I needed, but I did.
Solid Snake : If you run out of cologne, you can have mine.
Raiden : You got enough?
Solid Snake : [points to his bandanna] Absolutely. Infinite cologne
“I’m gonna go out on the town now”
Sir at this point you’re a chemical weapon
trigger warning: jake rips the collectors box
Brother. The edit with the music coming in fucken top tier sound design work here 😂❤
Omg Jake this was peak content 😂 thank you for this 👌🏼
My personal theory is that the description on the back is meant to mislead you into expecting a typical cologne smell, just for you to be flabbergasted Kojima-style.
Regardless, well done Jake! You deserve the Big Boss rank for doing this
"I see you've captured some Cologne."
"Okay... So how does it taste?"
"It's Cologne."
"I know that, but does it taste okay?"
Jake? Jake!? Jaaaake!
That shot to the eyes looked painful lol 6:29
The text arrangement on the bottle somehow almost looks like a meme from 2008. 😂
Love how hard you went on the smell testing.
Jeremy Fragrance needs to try this and give it a review
As someone who loves fragrance and watches Jake, this is a wild crossover episode lmao
Funniest vid youve done in a while man😂 the vibes on this one was pretty good
Jakey-2 sprays!! Why twice on the tongue, animal 😂 I loved this btw
Hands down, some of the best content I didn’t know I wanted.
Great video, liked the different type of editing and music choices
This is hilarious. Love it. And this video cologne isn’t alone in the game smell game - there is a Mass Effect “Element Zero” cologne (or maybe scented candle?)
Before you *don’t* buy.
thank u jake u hav calmed my hunger for the collection vid for a lil bit :)
This is one of your funniest videos yet. Can't wait for you to try the Silent Hill one, it apparently smells of blood and chains and rust ;)
I had been waiting for this review
Doing your East coast Italian ancestors proud with that Aqua Velva!
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And the visual joke at 8:06 was hilarious 😂
Forget about Chris Hemsworth or that guy form the Divergent movies, I want Jake to do ALL the cologne commercials from now on, and I want them like this video, but in black and white, some classic music in the backgroung and and the its like "Hubo Boss"
"Listen up, for us there is no smell"
I bet Sephiroth cologne would smell DIVINE
Helllll yeah Jake that set up looking good!
As a big cologne guy and Metal Gear fan, I appreciate this video.
Bleu de Chanel is a classic and it made me ridiculously happy to see you pull that out.
This might be your best video, yet!
Also, your wife seems lovely and she may be on to something; there are very expensive fragrances available in the world that actually turn into lunch meat (and some people love that shit) and have actually dropped multiple thousands of dollars on it. 🤷🏻♂️
Fun Fact: I have a fragrance called 1989 by Theodoros Kalotinis and it literally smells like a carton of cigarettes (I used to smoke).
I laughed so hard when you sprayed all that stuff into you eyes. I thought to myself 'this guy is a disaster lol'.
This video was just so chaotic and real I love it so much lol
Digging the setup Jake 🔥
I'm still in a scream, Taaaaaaaaste Sneeezeeer!
Bah dah bah bahhhhh!
(taste sneezer)
"I shouldn't have done that"
*proceeds to spray more twice
I´ve spent some time watching "professional" reviews of parfums, toilet waters etc. while picking my own or gifts. This one is absolutely the most insane, yet funny cologne review on the platform.
I really enjoyed this video. Seeing a review for a video game related product is fun. I also enjoyed Jakes gf reaction 😂😂
Never thought I would get a cologne rec and review from this channel, but here we go lmao. Loved this! 😂
That thumbnail had me burst out laughing before I even clicked the video.
That title is wild lmfaoo love this dude Jake lol
I just realized the description on the cologne box was based on the MGS1 credits footage of the Alaskan wilderness.
Cool water is the best cologne there is for men that aren't 50+. My wife wanted to get this for me but I just thought it was a stupid knock off whatever. Butt now that you did this review it's pretty cool now
‘Huh….whose smell streaks are these’
Love the loose funny approach! Good times!
It’s a cologne ass cologne
LOVE the mummy shirt, Jake!
Jake, first of, I love this content! I’m hear for the Baldino scent review channel. Second, try smelling coffee beans between bottles to clear your nose of the previous smell.
"Kept you waiting huh you can smell like me Solid Snake".
I love these food reviews!
LOL I love this video Jake!
Thank you for your sacrifice
I did see the announcement, I was tempted cos it was reasonably priced
tactical cologne action
Genuinely thought I just missed the April fools episode and you made this 😂
Dude, I watched The Mummy last night for the first time since I was a kid! Watched it on my PSP haha. Sick shirt mate!
This is crazy! Jake you wild
This was great Jake. Sometimes you just need a little humor. At the very least even if it's not such a great product, at least you got to make a great video out of it!
Broooo my throat dried up like the sahara desert when you did the taste test. How did you even do the double spray??? That was impressive lol
I would be fascinated to smell that room after this.
“i’M a cOlLeCtOr”, and completely butchers the box like a barbarian 🤣🤣
You should do a video where you describe what you think specific game worlds smell like lmao
Spraying himself in the face by accident with the manscaped spray killed me😂
Love these strange random videos but I've always wondered with you being a big comic fan would you consider doing some videos on comics and some of your favourites?
can you review the fallout and skyrim candles too? the ones they made for the vr
How is this one of the videos you’ve put the most work into? 😂
The editing is amazing!
Jake spraying himself in the face twice, really cracked me up😂😂
6:28 got a solid snort out of me lol
I have that same Metal Gear Risk! Signed by David Hayter and Quinton Flynn too. Jake, give us an MTV cribs style tour of your room I bet it's sick af.
I still use Jovan Musk aftershave. My dad always used it, and it smells pretty good on me.
If Kojima and Le Labo collaborated to make an MGS cologne, it would be fire.
Metal and cigarettes
Yoooo! I typed this before you even sprayed it hahaha. I knew it. Solid snake is my boy.
"lets go all fuckin in" -jake in the voice of dinero
Best channel on CZcams
Best thumbnail I've seen in a long time. Guessing it tastes like burning.
This is really funny, Jake!
we need more gamer cologne videos!