Comparing EVERY Football Product NIKE and ADIDAS Sell - who is the king of football?

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  • @andreashauky5327
    @andreashauky5327 Před 2 lety +1881

    Tiempos and Predators are two boots from completely different categories. It would be more fitting to compare a predator with a phantom gt or a tiempo with a copa sense.

    • @kickdrugs
      @kickdrugs Před 2 lety +36

      yes preds are my favorite boot 100%

    • @ultisready9452
      @ultisready9452 Před 2 lety +66

      absolutely, that's why he feels the tiempo more comfy than preds. He should've known this issue as he also is a boot nerd, I think he make that comparison for the video script to make they draw

    • @kickdrugs
      @kickdrugs Před 2 lety +3

      @@ultisready9452 yea

    • @g_rey8521
      @g_rey8521 Před 2 lety +21

      Don’t matter lol. If a boot is uncomfortable, then it’s uncomfortable. At the moment Nike is just simply killing it in the boot market. The only thing adidas has over it right now is the speed flow over the mercs. And even that is debatable.

    • @gianlucabortesi9667
      @gianlucabortesi9667 Před 2 lety +2

      This predators are laceless too

  • @PapaAcer
    @PapaAcer Před 2 lety +162

    As a GK who loves Nike I gotta say, the Adidas gloves have always had the edge over Nike. It’s been superior for years now in the GK area. However, there’s a lot of lesser known brands I’ve been trying out. Elite Sport and GripMode both make amazing gloves!

  • @boyantsekov5392
    @boyantsekov5392 Před 2 lety +721

    I have always wanted to see which brand makes better products but didn't want to spend the money and time and then we have amazing CZcamsrs like kieran who make these videos that make my day

  • @KnuckleballTwins
    @KnuckleballTwins Před 2 lety +498

    Adidas has always been the OG for us… until we discovered the ‘smaller / unrecognised’ brands… 👀 Sick test video Kieran! 🙌💯

    • @KieranBrown
      @KieranBrown  Před 2 lety +113

      need to make a video on some of the best hidden gems!

    • @Gymrat83363
      @Gymrat83363 Před 2 lety +4

      @@KieranBrown which unrecognized brands are you mentioning? Out of curiosity.

    • @jinken3626
      @jinken3626 Před 2 lety +25

      Asics and mizuno are definitely under the category, good quality but not well known

    • @thomasdiassampaioamaral3879
      @thomasdiassampaioamaral3879 Před 2 lety +3

      Me too

    • @mcpes6000
      @mcpes6000 Před 2 lety +13

      @@KieranBrown The Best hidden gem for me are the mizunos they just feel so comfortable
      but they are quite expensive tho

  • @ESalahEditz
    @ESalahEditz Před 2 lety +32

    2:46 that transition mustve hurt your foot 😂 🦶🏼

  • @davidosmond887
    @davidosmond887 Před 2 lety +315

    I find that Nike balls wear very quickly and are damaged easily while Adidas generally last longer

    • @liccledug6305
      @liccledug6305 Před 2 lety +7

      So true

    • @tyfuthexterminator8347
      @tyfuthexterminator8347 Před 2 lety +4

      Fr

    • @quinnbarnett4230
      @quinnbarnett4230 Před 2 lety +16

      That is so true also the nike flight balls do not hold air

    • @Lucas-tn7xq
      @Lucas-tn7xq Před 2 lety +11

      I've actually had the opposite experience, ive had a Nike Strike mid price ball that has felt fantastic and has lasted very well for over 2 years, when all my adidas balls last less than a year. I do prefer the designs for adidas balls though.

    • @lightning_knight7
      @lightning_knight7 Před 2 lety +2

      yea i had the fifa world cup 14 ball its lasted for 3 years in a good form but sadly i lost my football

  • @rohildinho7946
    @rohildinho7946 Před 2 lety +79

    Wow I've always wanted to know. I love Nike but Adidas fit me better.

    • @iamultimate1870
      @iamultimate1870 Před 2 lety

      Me too

    • @christophersorto6827
      @christophersorto6827 Před 2 lety

      Same

    • @drunkenhobo5039
      @drunkenhobo5039 Před 2 lety +3

      Yeah I have really wide feet and Adidas fit so much better. Size 9 Adidas fit me perfectly but need to size 10 for Nike, so have only ever bought them once.

    • @rohildinho7946
      @rohildinho7946 Před 2 lety +1

      @@drunkenhobo5039 hahah exactly same bruv. For boots I get Nike coz its just better, light and all. For futsal and normal I get Adidas coz comfort and dat

    • @luisames2123
      @luisames2123 Před 2 lety

      I bought football cleats from nike like a month and a half ago and just 2/3 weeks later I started to see that one of the pairs of the new nike cleats had the biggest hole under the shoe, great company but I feel like adidas lasts a little bit longer and it fits better for football.

  • @TheCNSR
    @TheCNSR Před 2 lety +165

    I guess today on the market for a neutral buyer, it probably is a pretty level playing field, but history tells a different tale of Nike dominating, and I think all the marketing they did is what cemented their legacy as the Kings of football.

    • @cjarnerich8353
      @cjarnerich8353 Před 2 lety +2

      Man like the CNSR on Kieran’s vids uno

    • @KieranBrown
      @KieranBrown  Před 2 lety +51

      Nike's marketing is unreal, can't compete with those commercials!

    • @cathalflynn6568
      @cathalflynn6568 Před 2 lety +1

      True

    • @Mikeb1001
      @Mikeb1001 Před 2 lety +20

      History tells that Adidas are by far the dominant force. They’ve had so many revolutionary products, the 2 most obvious being the introduction of interchangeable studs in the 1950s and the Predator in the 1990s. Don’t forget who has made every World Cup ball since the 70s/80s as well

    • @fioredeutchmark
      @fioredeutchmark Před 2 lety +2

      You do realise that the generic black and white hexagonal panelled football, you know one of the most iconic pieces of design *ever* and the defining icon of of 20th century football was designed by Adidas?
      Adidas literally invented what modern football is, Nike are just marketing (which is another word for lying) for slave made rubbish 👍🏻
      Never mind there will never be a more desired (or iconic) boot than the OG predator (other than maybe the Diadora van bastens)
      Can fix stupid I guess…

  • @jasonoommen
    @jasonoommen Před 2 lety +185

    This man. So genuine. I honestly thought at the beginning, he wouldn't draw them both, he wouldn't try to equal them out. But they did. And then he expresses the fact that he didn't want them to.
    I can really appreciate this man's work. Unlike so many youtubers, his stuff is actually honest. When he uploads, you know you're getting a completely unbiased, genuine video.
    Love from Jason 🙃!

  • @KieranBrown
    @KieranBrown  Před 2 lety +7

    Who wins for you? Nike or Adidas?

  • @denissanchez2650
    @denissanchez2650 Před 2 lety +19

    Giving us that fifa 15 nostalgia with that first track

  • @juniobattellini9133
    @juniobattellini9133 Před 2 lety +3

    3:26 cant believe he forgot the tango. The most iconic and best football in history

  • @QuinnBeastmode3
    @QuinnBeastmode3 Před 2 lety +11

    Lets go! I was wondering when you post then BOOM

    • @drewyd
      @drewyd Před 2 lety

      czcams.com/video/AH4f2NBkOOM/video.html

  • @Pooroo...27
    @Pooroo...27 Před 2 lety +38

    Bro You Football Videos are so unique compared to other Football channels You have posted different but unexpected videos that's so much fun to watch and i think you love football so much thah you have used so much money to make this videos for us 🔥🔥❤So Thank You❤🔥🔥

  • @daniel32772
    @daniel32772 Před 2 lety +2

    0:13
    “This is my complete unbiased opinion,”
    he says while wearing a Nike hoodie

  • @judewarner2313
    @judewarner2313 Před 2 lety +1

    2:45 best transition ever

  • @willyforeskin3057
    @willyforeskin3057 Před 2 lety +29

    Kieran the last time I saw your channel you were at around 15k subs, it’s so fascinating going back to you Chanel and realising how well and far you have gotten, it just brings a warm and nostalgic feeling in my heart. I mean, I will always remember the iconic and recognisable football pitch you always play on 😊 I stopped because I got drawn away from football and started to do stupid stuff and other things like changing my name to this (on my account), I kept hearing a song called ‘I wish’ which reminded me of your channel and it’s so wonderful knowing that you have stuck around and kept your determination to grow as a CZcamsr. I hope I can now classify myself as an official Kieran brown og 😎

  • @DanicaCidosa
    @DanicaCidosa Před 2 lety +26

    for kits shouldn't you.. idk, test the quality of the materials, the water absorption, the weight, etc instead of choosing which one you think looks cooler by thinking of two or three examples by head? lol

    • @electrofx657
      @electrofx657 Před 2 měsíci +1

      also doesn't Adidas have cooler and more bold designs in their kits? that category's winner wasn't as clear as he mentioned

  • @TeamBeastmode
    @TeamBeastmode Před 2 lety +8

    Good video!
    I don’t really like how one option could be the EVIDENT/OBVIOUS winner of a category, and then the two could be neck and neck in a catergory, and they are still BOTH worth the same amount.
    Seems unfair to have those be the same value, even if the one not getting the point was oh so close

  • @Muizzish
    @Muizzish Před 2 lety +8

    I absolutely love how you go in depth in your videos, keep up the great work Kieran!

  • @lordturtle6332
    @lordturtle6332 Před rokem +5

    You should train with a heavy/hard ball for a bit to see if it affects your kicking skills overall

  • @whoareyou3781
    @whoareyou3781 Před 2 lety +4

    When Kieran uploads it is already a 10

  • @harrisvowles4151
    @harrisvowles4151 Před 2 lety +2

    on the goalkeeper gloves he should have used nike vapor grip 3 instead of mercurials, i am a goalkeeper and i have tried both but for a pair of nikes win over a pair of adidas on every single model exept for the mercurials where adidas are slyghtly better

  • @justsutty4075
    @justsutty4075 Před 2 lety +3

    The editing is incredible, and the video is good too.

  • @sumdumguy8917
    @sumdumguy8917 Před 2 lety +6

    Ive always worn Mercurials but this season took a risk and bought the speedflows, I think as a speedboot Adidas took the W, thats regarding a specific type of boot tho!

  • @tajcomps
    @tajcomps Před 2 lety +7

    Yoo Kieran banger you always hit banger vids! About to watch this one. Rock on

  • @j.bxtz22
    @j.bxtz22 Před 2 lety +5

    For my feets the adidas boots, espacially the Nemesis, fits much better then the boots from Nike. But great video 👍🏼

  • @eoinmccarthy9621
    @eoinmccarthy9621 Před 2 lety +2

    Nice video kieren I like your transition to the adidas from the nike

  • @MIDEVILKING26
    @MIDEVILKING26 Před 2 lety +5

    We can’t ignore how skilled this man is

    • @oPanda19
      @oPanda19 Před rokem

      He is worse than a 66 rated defender

  • @alexellams5678
    @alexellams5678 Před 2 lety +14

    As a keeper I do prefer Adidas then Nike I think that the ball is easier to catch and kick in but shirts wise probably would go Nike to look at

  • @titengods
    @titengods Před 2 lety +2

    The editing in this one was smoooooth

  • @harizbadrulhisham3805
    @harizbadrulhisham3805 Před 2 lety +5

    For the high end boots, should've choose something else instead of the predator+. Should've opted for a predator.1. would've been a fairer comparison.

  • @selflessslug370
    @selflessslug370 Před 2 lety +5

    Pointless contest, Sondico are the undisputed goated football brand

  • @stocko8837
    @stocko8837 Před 2 lety +4

    Me who wears new balence 👁👄👁

  • @greengringolr
    @greengringolr Před 2 lety

    Quality music choices mate. That's why this channel is far beyond other football channels you didn't have to get licensed music but you did anyway, just shows how much you care about the end product. Fantastic.

  • @Hhhhh12368
    @Hhhhh12368 Před 2 lety +1

    Kieran always puts the winners in his right hand or on the right hand side

  • @cxtx
    @cxtx Před 2 lety +5

    Great video, but how are you gonna compare laceless and laced boots in the same comparison. Could of have been fairer

    • @KieranBrown
      @KieranBrown  Před 2 lety +6

      I was also taking into account all the top models i have used, those two were just the ones i showed on camera, but youre right, i should have made that clearer! and thanks mate1

  • @Knotproductions
    @Knotproductions Před 2 lety +4

    Top quality content as always! 🔥

  • @Monkey4518
    @Monkey4518 Před 2 lety +1

    He was literally wearing a pink adidas shirt more than halfway through the video. Clear winner.

  • @cathalflynn6568
    @cathalflynn6568 Před 2 lety +1

    Did anyone notice that kieran was wearing a Nike hoodie at the very end

  • @daviddawson350
    @daviddawson350 Před 2 lety +3

    From my understanding and my purchases, Nike has the better Shoes and Adidas has the better Balls. As far as goalie gloves are concerned I would given them a 50/50.

  • @lucasburykin
    @lucasburykin Před 2 lety +9

    Keiran: says Nike boots are the best
    Also Keiran: proceeds to wear adidas boots for the rest of the video

  • @burgerplayz7810
    @burgerplayz7810 Před rokem +1

    I can definitely agree with him on the test with the match balls because when ever I use a Nike ball to shoot it always feels very heavy so it’s a very big surprise to see that the Nike match ball ways less.

  • @aaronw06_11
    @aaronw06_11 Před 2 lety +2

    love the video but i think you should have compared the nike phantoms to the predators because they have texturing like the preds, and the tempos are thicker and heavier and more suit center backs

  • @christopherbrown4251
    @christopherbrown4251 Před rokem +26

    Damn, this is the nicest comments section I’ve seen in a long long time…but I gotta say that Nike is superior in everything except football and price. When it comes to American Football I won’t even consider adidas
    Also, Kieran, your videos got me into football and into my first league. Couldn’t be more excited to play some GK

    • @TNC6
      @TNC6 Před rokem +2

      Agreed. I would prefer adidas for soccer/football, but other sports I would consider Nike more

    • @Qwerty83834
      @Qwerty83834 Před rokem +2

      Almost all sport shoes are dominated by Nike, I use Nike shoes and Adidas equipment because it is what I prefer

    • @kimgoalie
      @kimgoalie Před rokem +2

      I play both sports and agree

  • @bushgreen260
    @bushgreen260 Před 2 lety +4

    *The Nike ball felt heavier because maybe it was slightly more inflated than the Adidas. The more you inflate the heavier it will feel more heavy.*

  • @tomp_
    @tomp_ Před 2 lety +2

    I used to use the predators, and now have the tiempos, really huge and amazing difference🤩🤩

  • @BrexitGeaser
    @BrexitGeaser Před rokem

    2:49 Nice cut edit 🔥

  • @jasonsancho4935
    @jasonsancho4935 Před 2 lety +9

    I'm an Adidas fan in reality but I wouldn't 't have any trouble using a Nike product even tho I'm a fan of Adidas they are both good in their own qualities. love from India 😁😁

  • @mungreimanitho7671
    @mungreimanitho7671 Před 2 lety +3

    When he came to the street football section, I just knew already that he's gonna perform sick moves so casually that u only realize how amazing it was after a while.🥵

  • @JudEFC
    @JudEFC Před 2 lety +1

    Kieran: what is the best football product brand Adidas or Nike
    That one kid: SONDICOOOO!!!

  • @ryanwoods4673
    @ryanwoods4673 Před 2 lety

    The transitions in this one are sick. Good stuff Kieran

  • @underage641
    @underage641 Před 2 lety +3

    PUMA IS KING!

  • @patrick93ferreira
    @patrick93ferreira Před 2 lety +1

    For me the best is: Gloves: uhlsport or Reusch. Tee shirt: Sporting or Liverpool (I am fan of this clubs), pants: HO Soccer and Boots: Mizuno

  • @apraew20
    @apraew20 Před 2 lety +1

    I had F10 Messi in 2013. That was the most comfortable football/futsal boots I've ever worn.

  • @colinhickey2940
    @colinhickey2940 Před 2 lety +1

    Think I always preferred Nike with astro but I did buy the 98 Accelerator and they were unreal!
    Great video yet again

  • @Babadook7430
    @Babadook7430 Před rokem

    2:47 the perfect transition doesn't exi-

  • @bukolaanyanwu1848
    @bukolaanyanwu1848 Před 2 lety +2

    He was literally wearing an Adidas hoodie in 1:54

  • @marvinschneider9309
    @marvinschneider9309 Před rokem +1

    From a goalie’s perspective the Nike gloves are the worst ever. In Germany we would say: „Gartenhandschuh“ The material disrupts quickly, it feels uncomfortable, the grip isn’t as good and their strapless fit is terrible

  • @singhgautamagmail
    @singhgautamagmail Před 2 lety +1

    Awesome video bro 🙌🙌

  • @Abdullahalmazni-drone
    @Abdullahalmazni-drone Před 2 lety

    Wow I’ve noticed that the editing quality in the videos have really improved. Keep up the good work

  • @UJK12
    @UJK12 Před měsícem +1

    🗣️: Nike or Adidas Footballs?
    Me: Select

  • @zome562
    @zome562 Před 2 lety +1

    Kieran, do a comparison between Nike, adidas & puma

  • @Footy_vids
    @Footy_vids Před 2 lety +2

    Can u do stuff like this with Puma and New balance

  • @MrAmirafzal786
    @MrAmirafzal786 Před 2 lety +1

    Feel like you should’ve deffo tested the Mercurial Elite vs the X Speedflow.1/X Ghosted.1 since they’re both speed boots. I’ve always worn Mercs so whenever I tried the Nemeziz or Predators they feel horrible on my feet, I just bought a pair of F50 X Ghosted and they feel amazing

  • @panagiotk
    @panagiotk Před 2 lety

    00:47-01:47 Legendary FIFA 15 song

  • @vertraumirbruder6150
    @vertraumirbruder6150 Před 2 lety +1

    0:56 wait I'm a adidas wearer too, but did he just take the laced .1 versions of the adidas shoes, instead of the laceless + versions? No wonder that they're all a bit cheaper. Dumb comparison bro, even tho i prefer adidas over nike

  • @Predatorfishaddict
    @Predatorfishaddict Před 2 lety +1

    Hi Kieran Loving the vids Great song choices Catfish and the bottlemen with cocoon man class and jet make you mine.Love the vids You are an inspiration. Keep it up.🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

  • @robing4664
    @robing4664 Před 2 lety +1

    One thing that I look for in a boot is durability too, and in my experience Adidas boots are usually much more durable than Nike. Nike balls are way less durable as well. I can get an Adidas to last for two years when a Nike usually lasts only a season.

  • @vandandesai4678
    @vandandesai4678 Před 2 lety

    The Cinematography in these video is the real King 👑

  • @shivkhunti3247
    @shivkhunti3247 Před 2 lety +1

    I have noticed one thing that before each round his clothes tells us the winner like in replica football boots he wore an Adidas hoodie and in replica football ball he wore an intermiami jersey which is of Adidas and it won that round too

  • @withxer
    @withxer Před 2 lety

    We NEED more uploads like this!

  • @lukaspavlovas1361
    @lukaspavlovas1361 Před 2 lety

    catfish and the bottlemen what a song choice kieran

  • @larajanesen8795
    @larajanesen8795 Před 2 lety +1

    Banger video as always! Kieran does it again

  • @spoon4055
    @spoon4055 Před 2 lety

    Kieran paying the bucks for good background music in his videos is amazing

  • @kowaleq.
    @kowaleq. Před 2 lety

    0:50 yoooo fifa 15 vibezzzz

  • @friendofsquishy3187
    @friendofsquishy3187 Před 2 lety

    How are u comparing a phantom(touch) with an X speedflow(speed)
    If anything the Phantom should have been compared to the Predator

  • @barkingnebula5435
    @barkingnebula5435 Před 2 lety +1

    Lol your field got freshly painted

  • @agustinandrade8240
    @agustinandrade8240 Před 2 lety

    Catfish and the bottlemen, such a good musical selection and an overall class video!! Keep up with the good work mate!

  • @eoinmccarthy9621
    @eoinmccarthy9621 Před 2 lety +1

    Best CZcams in my eyes

  • @roystazer4789
    @roystazer4789 Před rokem +1

    Do another one of these videos but a updated version so like with all of the new products

  • @user-ff7uz5lh6q
    @user-ff7uz5lh6q Před 10 měsíci

    Kieran wearing an inter miami jersey before messi went, what a legend

  • @IwanDJdude
    @IwanDJdude Před 2 lety +1

    So which one is better I know it ended up in a draw but which one is really the best?

  • @crosscourttennis1796
    @crosscourttennis1796 Před 2 lety

    Love the music Kieran, those fifa 15 vibes with Cocoon

  • @sowceitup5547
    @sowceitup5547 Před rokem

    This really needs to be revisited especially with the top end boot. Needs more than 1 category leather and plastic or whatever it is called

  • @TomAkazou
    @TomAkazou Před rokem +1

    IMO Adidas is better at what i call hardwear:
    - gloves, boots, balls and shin-pads,
    But... Nike is better at what i call basewear:
    -underlayers, shorts, te-shits, socks and long sleaves
    BUT... i preffer the Nike street / freestyle shoes.

  • @4trees183
    @4trees183 Před 2 lety +1

    Do a part 2!

  • @LeartParduzi
    @LeartParduzi Před rokem +2

    Now add puma to the list

  • @cartoonnanimesongs9664
    @cartoonnanimesongs9664 Před 2 lety +1

    Puma-: I can't see myself neither in title nor in video except the football🧐

  • @bobbydean1776
    @bobbydean1776 Před 2 lety +2

    Could you do puma v under amour

  • @Kelly-wh7sr
    @Kelly-wh7sr Před 2 lety +1

    Previously owned the phantom Gt as I have wide feet and felt horrible experience with blisters so I went for the speedflow+ and the fit and feel is the best I've ever worn

    • @JoePvpii
      @JoePvpii Před 2 lety

      Please elaborate, as a wide footed player as well, this just doesn't sit will For Us 🤔. Phantom GTs are intended for wide footed players and SpeedX are for narrow footed players.

  • @michaelkosto9558
    @michaelkosto9558 Před 2 lety

    Loved the choice of music!

  • @NolanAnderson
    @NolanAnderson Před 2 lety +1

    “what brand has the best gloves?”
    me as a keeper: *R E U S C H*

  • @musiccritic8467
    @musiccritic8467 Před 2 lety +1

    2 mins in and really you should have bought the same type of boot. If you’re comparing leather boots then go with copas and tiempos. Don’t go for a plush kangaroo leather boot and a boot made for dribbling then talk about comfort

  • @dcmleumas9231
    @dcmleumas9231 Před 2 lety +1

    Love your vids!

  • @pepaino9149
    @pepaino9149 Před 4 měsíci

    3:02 good song

  • @veticle
    @veticle Před 2 lety +2

    personally i feel that the adidas are better IMO.

  • @owurakuagyeidsane8460
    @owurakuagyeidsane8460 Před 2 lety

    Nice touch with the fifa songs playing im the back

  • @jochemvdberg8898
    @jochemvdberg8898 Před 2 lety +1

    I dont really know which one of the two i like more, i use products from both of the brands, so i would say both kings

  • @KeeperCharlie
    @KeeperCharlie Před rokem +1

    WHAT? most of the nike kits are so crap nowdays and they charge freaking ton for such a boring design. They used to try bolder designs back in the day.