Dave The Bus Driver | Gabriel Iglesias

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  • čas přidán 8. 04. 2020
  • Happy throwback Thursday from 2019!
    #GabrielIglesias
    Hang out with Fluffy on the web:
    Website: fluffyguy.com/
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  • @HauntedAngel77
    @HauntedAngel77 Před 4 lety +10117

    2:40 "And that's the man I work with."
    Notice how he said that?
    Not the man that works for him, but the man he works with. That's respect.

  • @user-tz6rk4dy5s
    @user-tz6rk4dy5s Před 3 lety +8167

    Wait... So Fluffy is saying we can disagree but still be civil and loving to one another?... What a novel concept!

    • @arancourt5623
      @arancourt5623 Před 3 lety +257

      Well... It was nice knowing you Fluffy. He'll end up deplatformed because he's not radical enough.

    • @ManofPeel
      @ManofPeel Před 3 lety +48

      @@arancourt5623 yep

    • @Ivy-jo7tl
      @Ivy-jo7tl Před 3 lety +19

      Shut up republican

    • @user-ng4tf2oq7s
      @user-ng4tf2oq7s Před 3 lety +15

      Lol shut up trumpy

    • @brianmiller5750
      @brianmiller5750 Před 3 lety +67

      @@Ivy-jo7tl Republican? It Nazicrat liberals that are censoring anyone and everyone that refuses to goose-step to their Fascist rhetoric

  • @daisygutierrez_7123
    @daisygutierrez_7123 Před 3 lety +4540

    Dave sounds like that one friend who doesn't give a s*it about anything 🤣

  • @darmayasa8523
    @darmayasa8523 Před 3 lety +1068

    00:03 guys did you notice that Dave actually watched Fluffy's show among the audience. He said, "yeahh!" 🤣

  • @memesfactory3070
    @memesfactory3070 Před 3 lety +6474

    "You pay me on time, you live." I laughed.

    • @Al-Is-Gaming
      @Al-Is-Gaming Před 3 lety +136

      The one day he doesn't
      HEADLINE: MEXICAN COMEDIAN FLUFFY (GABRIAL IGLESIAS) FOUND DEAD IN BURNED BUS

    • @sylviachai185
      @sylviachai185 Před 3 lety +5

      letget on withthe next show

    • @icecold7
      @icecold7 Před 3 lety +13

      the fact that you wrote "Lol I laughed" is just fucking stupid

    • @Dalilflower
      @Dalilflower Před 3 lety +9

      I laughed at all of it

    • @Xyelon12
      @Xyelon12 Před 3 lety +5

      IceColdK 94 facts

  • @billloman3151
    @billloman3151 Před 4 lety +5434

    "And you're paying for it!" You know, Mountain Dew burns when it comes out of your nose

  • @TylerTheObserver
    @TylerTheObserver Před 3 lety +868

    Anyone else want fluffy to bring dave on just so dave can tell a few stories? judging by what fluffy says dave sounds like he'd be a decent comedian lol

    • @paultaylor2391
      @paultaylor2391 Před 3 lety +23

      Yes! Yes!!! YESSSSSSSS!!!!! I can just imagine the 2 of them...lol

    • @Cyriouz-
      @Cyriouz- Před 2 lety +47

      I dunno, sometimes people are just naturally funny to the point where it becomes stale if they actually TRY to be funny. Doing standup comedy is a very different beast to just vibing with the squad

    • @upsidedownpyramid7617
      @upsidedownpyramid7617 Před 2 lety +13

      @@Cyriouz- This is super true, I don't think I could ever do standup, I may try it but I don't know about it. I am always the quick witted one in the group, I am known for saying the most stupid, random, shower thought type of shit and starting thought provoking conversations on it. I know I have a ton of natural humor, but I have never tried to write a joke in my life. I was once asked to tell someone a joke at work and I had nothing because they just come from me naturally.

    • @Morrow16
      @Morrow16 Před 5 měsíci +3

      *Gets on the stage*
      "'Murica!"
      *Leaves the stage*

  • @zacharisincennes8026
    @zacharisincennes8026 Před 3 lety +1845

    If what Gabriel said about Dave is true, and Dave were to compete on Hell's Kitchen, Dave would probably kick Gordon Ramsay out of his own restaurant while the cameras are still rolling. I know I'd love to see that.

    • @41Brother2
      @41Brother2 Před 2 lety +73

      I would PAY to see that honestly

    • @shinyman9993
      @shinyman9993 Před 2 lety +20

      People have tried that, and failed

    • @hardcoreking52
      @hardcoreking52 Před 2 lety +24

      Would rather see him on Master Chef, watch him tell Joe off.

    • @PureGarbageWithCheese
      @PureGarbageWithCheese Před rokem +29

      I bet Dave is the kind of guy who grills really good food and kicks people out of his yard when they ask for vegan options during family gatherings.

    • @alarmedregret
      @alarmedregret Před rokem +21

      Gordon Ramsay: "What are you?!"
      Dave: *pulls over the restaurant* "Not putting up with this bull****, that's what I am."

  • @TingusPingus445
    @TingusPingus445 Před 4 lety +8988

    “Wait a minute I pay him, hey Dave”
    “Shut up”
    “Yeah I’ll be in the back in my room drive safe”

    • @hypnoticskull6342
      @hypnoticskull6342 Před 3 lety +168

      Plot twist. Dave is his long lost dad

    • @DragonBlack199
      @DragonBlack199 Před 3 lety +51

      That had me dead 😂

    • @lindabuck2777
      @lindabuck2777 Před 3 lety +18

      Hypnotic Skull 😝😝😝

    • @johndoe2790
      @johndoe2790 Před 3 lety +19

      understandable have a great day

    • @twistedpixel2558
      @twistedpixel2558 Před 3 lety +52

      @You Sofat I'm guessing you've never had anyone in your employ. If you can find a Dave, you do whatever it takes to keep him. 90 percent of the workforce isn't worth having.

  • @ethannguyen9363
    @ethannguyen9363 Před 4 lety +6487

    Dave is a man of focus, commitment and sheer ducking will

    • @jololol7158
      @jololol7158 Před 4 lety +164

      I once saw him kicked Kenny G off his bus. KICK. OFF. HIS. BUS.

    • @tenhirankei
      @tenhirankei Před 4 lety +61

      He ain't John Wick! Dave will drive you somewhere. With John Wick the body will be driven somewhere!

    • @D-Man_Jam
      @D-Man_Jam Před 4 lety +31

      Trucking*

    • @ethannguyen9363
      @ethannguyen9363 Před 4 lety +2

      1k Subscribers without any videos. Yes of course my bad

    • @D-Man_Jam
      @D-Man_Jam Před 4 lety +1

      @@ethannguyen9363 lol

  • @hpascua1979
    @hpascua1979 Před 2 lety +91

    Dave's message: "and you're paying for it" had me dying

  • @TheGiggler333
    @TheGiggler333 Před 2 lety +306

    The world needs more people like Dave.

  • @bailodescalza
    @bailodescalza Před 4 lety +2104

    Special shout out to all the truckers that risks their lives to deliver food, goods, Fluffy and all things we all need!!! Blessed y'all😇

    • @Grundini91
      @Grundini91 Před 4 lety +10

      thank you

    • @Saber23
      @Saber23 Před 4 lety +22

      Bailo Descalza God bless them all the jobs that seem the most simple are a lot of times some of the most demanding and being a bus driver or a trucker is no different 🙏

    • @lickalittle
      @lickalittle Před 4 lety +3

      Thank you Bailo 😊

    • @eligebrown8998
      @eligebrown8998 Před 4 lety +2

      Thank you

    • @Saber23
      @Saber23 Před 4 lety +11

      42 jade bro calm down, how am I a whiny spoiled D bag who needs to grow up when your the one cussing me out for no reason after misunderstanding what I said, I didn’t say the job was simple I don’t know the intricacies of TONS of Jobs I just said the Jobs that SEEM simple as in simple to the public eye are usually the most demanding plus before you insult someone learn how to use proper grammar so cool it alright 🤦‍♂️

  • @sahilshukla8127
    @sahilshukla8127 Před 4 lety +1781

    DAVE!
    'The Driver'
    Sounds like a movie title😂

  • @meepbeep2029
    @meepbeep2029 Před 3 lety +488

    Im convinced the guy who screames "YEAH" at the beginning is Dave in the audience

    • @meepbeep2029
      @meepbeep2029 Před 3 lety +45

      @ShutUpAndDance! ...I- ...Okay but what does that have to do with my joke? o_O

    • @malikevans2615
      @malikevans2615 Před 3 lety +31

      @@meepbeep2029 hey man i liked your joke i don't know what the other guy is talking about

    • @BrotherBarakiel996
      @BrotherBarakiel996 Před 3 lety +19

      @ShutUpAndDance! Shut up

    • @theenderdestruction2362
      @theenderdestruction2362 Před 3 lety +22

      @ShutUpAndDance! what in gods name is spewing from that hole in your face

    • @sharkboi6164
      @sharkboi6164 Před 3 lety +16

      ShutUpAndDance! You’re probably more racist than any Trump supporters in your entire county.

  • @DrakeDracoDragon89
    @DrakeDracoDragon89 Před 3 lety +733

    It makes me sad know that Dave is by himself on Christmas

    • @foltzenlogel
      @foltzenlogel Před 3 lety +102

      A lot of us are.. not just Dave. The wheels have to turn in order to make money.

    • @necwo698
      @necwo698 Před 3 lety +83

      @@foltzenlogel Big respect to drivers out there, hope you are doing well.

    • @deadcunt9597
      @deadcunt9597 Před 3 lety +38

      Being the type of person he is i'm sure he gets some type of personal fulfillment out of it

    • @brendenpischke6060
      @brendenpischke6060 Před 3 lety +34

      It's not just drivers.
      A hacking group shut down Microsoft's Xbox Live servers one Christmas as a message, that people should spend Christmas with their families and not on games. Not realizing that not everyone has that privilege.

    • @chanbricks4461
      @chanbricks4461 Před 3 lety +3

      Maybe he was delivering presents.

  • @andnor
    @andnor Před 4 lety +2777

    "Would rather lose his job than his self-respect"
    This would be a "your hired" situation if i heard during an interview.
    Honor your workers and they wont dread waking up at Monday morning.

    • @badandy102
      @badandy102 Před 4 lety +44

      Or any other morning, even if you ask them to work the occasional weekend with enough notice and compensation

    • @David-qy2pw
      @David-qy2pw Před 4 lety +60

      As a new Team Leader, I told the Group Leader (a black woman younger than my white ass), "You can cuss me out, call me me asshole whatever but Never Bullshit Me on anything.". We had a great work relationship and my name is Dave as well.

    • @kristinchappell6677
      @kristinchappell6677 Před 3 lety +16

      This is basically how my place of work looks at people interviewing. We want someone who not only can do the job, but is willing to do the right thing, even when it's hard.

    • @greatwhitesufi
      @greatwhitesufi Před 3 lety +6

      Watch it eventually be that Dave said some racist shit and Kenny G didn't like it and told him off.

    • @devinmccurry4235
      @devinmccurry4235 Před 3 lety +11

      @@greatwhitesufi still got kicked off the bus 😂

  • @bigkoi1015
    @bigkoi1015 Před 4 lety +711

    Dave The Driver:*" U pay On time, You'll Live"*

  • @summerdragonsdraws1539
    @summerdragonsdraws1539 Před 3 lety +276

    Teacher: write about your hero or person you look up to or aspire to be like.
    Me: *writes an essay about dave the bus driver*

    • @stretchscreamers
      @stretchscreamers Před 3 lety +1

      Oops you got a typo there bud

    • @TheDark-oc5li
      @TheDark-oc5li Před 3 lety +5

      hehehe i did this once got a good grade the teacher knows gabriel iglesias so it was fun for him to read got an 9 because i made some mistake with my writing

    • @austinbutcher8106
      @austinbutcher8106 Před 3 lety +2

      Swear words included, because its a quote

  • @starkilr101
    @starkilr101 Před 3 lety +130

    Everyone needs a Dave in their life. I have a few, and they are called my grandfathers and my father. Glorious people!

  • @pickles29019
    @pickles29019 Před 3 lety +3849

    “He still has to drive around the king of the Mexicans”
    *Mexican cartel has entered the chat*

    • @lindabuck2777
      @lindabuck2777 Před 3 lety +4

      Steve Silvas 😝😝😝

    • @_BLACKSTAR_
      @_BLACKSTAR_ Před 3 lety +8

      El Chapo sticks his head up

    • @skawn
      @skawn Před 3 lety +51

      What's the possibility that he's the leader of the Mexican cartel and he's just traveling around the country, using comedy as a cover?

    • @ElvenMans
      @ElvenMans Před 3 lety +11

      @@skawn Worldwide distribution.

    • @danbytp
      @danbytp Před 3 lety +18

      Anyone Latino who can get a nonlatino to drive for him certainly a King in my eyes.

  • @buckykattguitar
    @buckykattguitar Před 4 lety +2837

    And you're paying for it.......I just scared the cats I laughed so hard.

    • @RedRoseSeptember22
      @RedRoseSeptember22 Před 4 lety +22

      I love his stories lol XD

    • @totowhat
      @totowhat Před 4 lety +16

      Laughed hard on the same one, choked on vape 😂

    • @Nirrrina
      @Nirrrina Před 4 lety +12

      Yeah I got one cat across the room looking at me like I'm crazy & the other vacated the arm of my recliner. She giving me the stinkeye now. Might need to apologize with some canned food tonight.

    • @janettevidler149
      @janettevidler149 Před 4 lety +2

      I cracked up too.

    • @johndamascus2634
      @johndamascus2634 Před 4 lety +4

      I had to clean the computer screen.

  • @silvermoon1922
    @silvermoon1922 Před 3 lety +368

    I have only one thing to say:
    ''MURICA''.

  • @michaelmclaughlin105
    @michaelmclaughlin105 Před rokem +18

    I absolutely love this bit. Dave sounds like he's a good man to have around. Did anyone else realize that he texted while he was driving though? Heh.

  • @MK-zj8sc
    @MK-zj8sc Před 4 lety +2720

    This is not the first time gabe talks about dave. If anyone else remembers: "Goddamn scooby doo!" or "I don't give a sh**"

    • @katharinebacken7311
      @katharinebacken7311 Před 4 lety +92

      I was just thinking that, I thought about the time they got stopped by border patrol

    • @thebigdog2295
      @thebigdog2295 Před 4 lety +45

      @@katharinebacken7311 me to (I've got a busload of Mexicans) 🤣😂😭

    • @brettfarley7919
      @brettfarley7919 Před 4 lety +24

      @@thebigdog2295 OFF THE BUS RIGHT NOW!! THIS IS US BORDER PATROL

    • @EuroGuy85
      @EuroGuy85 Před 4 lety +27

      Dave was snapping the pics of them against the bus

    • @brettfarley7919
      @brettfarley7919 Před 4 lety +23

      @@EuroGuy85 I saw those pics and they were hilarious.

  • @hypnoticskull6342
    @hypnoticskull6342 Před 3 lety +7406

    :Gabriel: He’s gotta be one of the most hardworking people I’ve ever met
    When a Mexican says that, you know he’s hardworking
    :Edit: This isn’t meant as a compliment or an insult. This is meant to be a racist joke

  • @Rodenson1314
    @Rodenson1314 Před rokem +20

    3:42 is still probably my most favorite part of the special. It's just that "damn, I'm powerless" kinda moment hahaha

  • @TripleSnagzxLot
    @TripleSnagzxLot Před 3 lety +19

    3:34 My mom when I spilled my soda

  • @clemsonpirate7144
    @clemsonpirate7144 Před 4 lety +649

    Remember when they got stopped by border patrol? “I DON’T GIVE A SHIT!” 😂 Dave’s a legend.

  • @vascomachado2570
    @vascomachado2570 Před 4 lety +630

    “I’m building a wall” 😂🤣

  • @arcadius3257
    @arcadius3257 Před 2 lety +11

    7:08 Respect the hell out of you for this, long forgotten wisdom it seems.

  • @Colleen.pemachoetso
    @Colleen.pemachoetso Před 3 lety +282

    I hope Fluffy sees this:
    I suffer from depression and suicidal thoughts, your comedy shows are the only thing that drags me back from all the negativities in my life. Thank you so much.

    • @KeplerX
      @KeplerX Před 3 lety +10

      Hey man listen, there are many people who feel like you feel right now and they get through it, you will too. There are times where you will feel like you've hit rock bottom, but that doesn't mean it will always be like that. Call or text or talk to a friend or family member. If you don't think that will help, try doing small things like changing your daily routine, you might be sad because your brain is experiencing too much repetition, find new hobbies etc. Ik its tough right now to do anything during this current time.But everyone wants someone new to talk to. Try and find new people to talk to. I usually join communities using discord and yeah sometimes those people arn' t the best but alot of the time they are and you need to just be around positive people and that will make you positive

    • @vittoprince
      @vittoprince Před 3 lety +4

      Keep your head up buddy! It’s gonna be okay.

    • @faithnaidoo7647
      @faithnaidoo7647 Před 3 lety +4

      Colleen!!!!!.I hear you.!!!!Depression is such a lonely illness.Only the sufferers truly know how brutal this illness is.Nothing can fix the pain.Meds only help to a certain degree.I am with you in thought.We have the same Daily battle.👭😘

    • @mysticblue0222
      @mysticblue0222 Před 3 lety +4

      I’ve suffered from depression because I have constant chronic pain. I want you to know it CAN get BETTER I know it’s hard but try not to get caught in that “it’s hopeless” loop. But taking every good thing and laugh and cherishing it is a good start. Anti-depressants can also help. Hang in there *hugs*

    • @xheartiiz
      @xheartiiz Před 3 lety +1

      You are worthy of the best. Even during your darkest moments, remember that you are never alone... Even when it feels you are. You matter! Keep your head up. Wishing you healing & peace.

  • @CainEmard
    @CainEmard Před 4 lety +705

    "YO DAVE, CAN I CALL YOU?!"
    "Hell no, Stupid"

  • @robertgriffith3139
    @robertgriffith3139 Před 4 lety +346

    "And you're paying for it." Classic.

  • @evashayholsinger9515
    @evashayholsinger9515 Před 3 lety +24

    "I'm building a wall".......…..."and your paying for it" I fucking died XD

  • @kyleturner8730
    @kyleturner8730 Před 3 lety +35

    My mom and I are Latino, and I remember her telling me stories about her clients (she’s a house cleaner), who are your typical rich white conservative families. One of them was a lawyer and apparently he knew Bill Clinton, Al Gore, and other politicians. Anyhow, this guy was a big time Republican and supported strict immigration policies. You’d think he hated illegals and wanted them out of the U.S., but in reality he was a decent man, and he and his family loved my mom and helped her become a U.S. Citizen. ‘Til this day my mom speaks fondly of this family, because they treated her with respect and paid her well. I don’t judge people based off of their political beliefs, I get to know them first. I’m glad Fluffy has a good relationship with Dave 💜 I just shows we can all get along :)

  • @BaconNuke
    @BaconNuke Před 4 lety +480

    It sounds like Dave is a good guy that has a good sense of humor and stuff, like the stories sound like friend pulling another friends leg, which is great

    • @TheTrueFeetMan
      @TheTrueFeetMan Před 4 lety +2

      Hopefully but people aren't always black and white ends of the spectrum I hope that was just a joke though.

    • @aestheticallyavirlbruh5610
      @aestheticallyavirlbruh5610 Před 4 lety +3

      BaconNuke, how old do you have to be...to say pulling your leg like wtf 🦵

    • @AryaCashOut
      @AryaCashOut Před 4 lety +3

      @@aestheticallyavirlbruh5610 Don't need to be old. Just need to be a little bit harder to influence than you. What do you mean "wtf"? Typing three whole words too hard for you? Everyone has their own way of talking. Think before typing. Dumb shit can get you in trouble anywhere. Watch "Guns Akimbo" and chill the f*ck down.
      Edit: Yes I corrected my "to" to "too".

    • @carlosmiguelcomendador6345
      @carlosmiguelcomendador6345 Před rokem

      @@TheTrueFeetMan èl0

  • @karanpreetchahal3604
    @karanpreetchahal3604 Před 4 lety +2069

    Hmm

    • @berkuth
      @berkuth Před 4 lety +15

      jajajajajaja

    • @Dimacswtf
      @Dimacswtf Před 4 lety +55

      'Murica

    • @Chamber691
      @Chamber691 Před 4 lety +48

      Voice to text big trucks and buses like that have bluetooth built into the cab so you can hands free communicate

    • @ulisesmagana4413
      @ulisesmagana4413 Před 4 lety +27

      Working with truck drivers all my life most of them wear a Bluetooth to talk and make voice-to-text messages

    • @jackd9112
      @jackd9112 Před 4 lety +13

      @Thor Odinson are you stupid

  • @derrickjohnson7525
    @derrickjohnson7525 Před 3 lety +19

    the laugh at 6:17 is so genuine

  • @Tigerman1138
    @Tigerman1138 Před rokem +31

    I forgot my own rule when watching Gabriel’s: Do NOT eat or drink.
    When Dave yelled at Gabriel and scared him into being neat I laughed so hard I nearly spit my food out…in the workplace break room.
    03:47

  • @JSRbowling595
    @JSRbowling595 Před 4 lety +4883

    Dave: "I'm buildin' a wall!"
    Gabe: *Facial expression like someone just kicked his dog*
    Dave: "And you're payin' for it!"
    I almost pissed myself from laughter

    • @jeffrizolkafli3057
      @jeffrizolkafli3057 Před 4 lety +5

      Ii I 09 977

    • @lukestacey9250
      @lukestacey9250 Před 4 lety +44

      I was rolling on the floor crying at that

    • @greyfinch2565
      @greyfinch2565 Před 4 lety +11

      @@lukestacey9250 Same 😂😂

    • @lizs5283
      @lizs5283 Před 4 lety +58

      like you cant even get mad at that comment! it was extremely clever and worked so well!

    • @Church449
      @Church449 Před 4 lety +53

      I personally believe it's best to surround yourself with varying ideas so you can make a better informed decision on different items. You may not like what they have to say but damned if it doesnt get you thinking.

  • @bear-sama9
    @bear-sama9 Před 4 lety +159

    0:03 you can hear dave screaming

    • @Arjun-gq2bs
      @Arjun-gq2bs Před 3 lety +12

      Yeah

    • @antonymilne1346
      @antonymilne1346 Před 3 lety +22

      But notice how he was super quiet the entire time? I don't think he was expecting Gabriel to go off on such a long winded speech about how cool he is. Bus Drivers dont often get the praise so he musta been shocked into silence

    • @Greg-fromgstop
      @Greg-fromgstop Před rokem

      Where? Or was that figure of speech

  • @lylanavarro1577
    @lylanavarro1577 Před 3 lety +9

    This is the mentality that everyone should have... This the respect that everyone should get... And this is the comedian that I will always support..

  • @kleck3846
    @kleck3846 Před 3 lety +10

    6:35
    Fluffy turns into Pingu

  • @seth_stewart
    @seth_stewart Před 4 lety +106

    Hell yeah, Dave! 🇺🇲 I also love how Gabriel is humble. Gabriel says "this is the man I work with" instead of "this is the man that works for me". Two great guys. 🇺🇲

  • @mason1243
    @mason1243 Před 4 lety +466

    Sometimes I forget the day of the week but when I stumble onto these throwback Thursday videos it helps me keep track.

    • @hawkeye7527
      @hawkeye7527 Před 4 lety +5

      Aw heck it is Thursday isn't it? Frick

    • @ctmarine9100
      @ctmarine9100 Před 4 lety +2

      Reason I remember is because Thursday is garbage day for me

    • @thebigdog2295
      @thebigdog2295 Před 4 lety +2

      It's the same for, the days just seem to be the same. Kind of like the movie groundhog day.

    • @mason069
      @mason069 Před 4 lety +1

      Haha same with me sometimes

    • @spritemon98
      @spritemon98 Před 4 lety

      The only way I keep track is when there's new episodes to the animes I watch 😅

  • @davidnissim589
    @davidnissim589 Před rokem +23

    I wish he would bring Dave onstage for one night, just to tell a few stories.

  • @princeofthelilim146
    @princeofthelilim146 Před 3 lety +12

    I love Dave 5:54

  • @bgfeet
    @bgfeet Před 4 lety +552

    In hospital at the moment, watch this video on the phone, nurses in the hallway hear this and they're "that's fluffy" and the room was full in seconds. Awesome.

  • @gamingxd9798
    @gamingxd9798 Před 4 lety +291

    Fluffy should bring Dave on a show and call it the Dave special

    • @michaelshaffer9051
      @michaelshaffer9051 Před 4 lety +26

      America ain't ready for that hardcore lines up from that man

    • @kathyclark3752
      @kathyclark3752 Před 4 lety +34

      We just need 20-30 mins of Dave telling road stories

    • @tenhirankei
      @tenhirankei Před 4 lety +28

      @@kathyclark3752 Dave "Gabe, I ain't got time for this sh!t. I gotta drive the bus! I'll tell road stories while I'm driving and you record it. You can play it back for your audience."

    • @NitrousDragon
      @NitrousDragon Před 4 lety +5

      @@michaelshaffer9051 maybe when this special aired America wasn't read, but nowadays where we're comedicly starved? Hell... Yes... We are ready.

  • @anajasso6089
    @anajasso6089 Před 3 lety +19

    New phrase “ You are on the curve with Kenny G” 😆😆😆😆😆

  • @myrnaleon8464
    @myrnaleon8464 Před 3 lety +11

    You’re lucky to have Dave! Treasure that relationship . 🙏❤️🌹🎈😘

  • @chipmunks0764
    @chipmunks0764 Před 4 lety +638

    There's a text message... From dave.
    Me: wait. . .

    • @frankierivers7605
      @frankierivers7605 Před 4 lety +57

      "I trust my life with that man every single night" that man be texting while he drives

    • @SeanGonzalezMDHEXT
      @SeanGonzalezMDHEXT Před 4 lety +23

      Probably voice commands and speech recognition. A lot safer than typing on the phone while driving. Still risky tho cause it distracts you.

    • @jacobphong9402
      @jacobphong9402 Před 4 lety +1

      I actually text Dave trust me he’s the best

    • @frankierivers7605
      @frankierivers7605 Před 4 lety +1

      @Thor Odinson because it can't cause accidents right?

    • @angelaengle12
      @angelaengle12 Před 4 lety +3

      Whatever, you all know ya'll text while driving. Don't hate, lol.

  • @TheSonOfTheDragon
    @TheSonOfTheDragon Před 4 lety +394

    I'm willing to bet Dave's theme song is "We are the road crew." by Motorhead.

    • @justs_
      @justs_ Před 4 lety +12

      Dude probably has a collection of every early 80s heavy metal album just stashed in his bus

    • @JasonL77
      @JasonL77 Před 4 lety +10

      Nah. He shows a picture of Dave during the credits for this show and Dave does not look like he listens to Motörhead. I’d say his theme song would be “Convoy” by C.W. McCall or “Eastbound And Down” by Jerry Reed.

    • @MrDracolucassos
      @MrDracolucassos Před 4 lety +6

      more like "Born in the USA" by Bruce Springsteen

    • @gyanankurpatgiri4272
      @gyanankurpatgiri4272 Před 4 lety +1

      Or "free love on the free love highway" XD

    • @prunellalefay
      @prunellalefay Před 4 lety +1

      Taking care of business-BT0 💙😸✌

  • @blondeboi4444
    @blondeboi4444 Před 2 lety +35

    I love how Dave did not get into a political argument and made a joke out of the conversation.

  • @heathermetz6576
    @heathermetz6576 Před 3 lety +8

    4:12 “With him, you know exactly where you stand!”

  • @cam07brs37
    @cam07brs37 Před 3 lety +1032

    Fluffy, I just wanted to say thank you for adding captions to your video’s. I love watching you and I used to love hearing your jokes all the time. I lost my hearing about 5 years ago. Seeing captions added helps me a lot with watching you and you make me laugh so much. Thank you 😁

    • @zalzoriano1200
      @zalzoriano1200 Před 3 lety +15

      Oh I am so sorry for you. But, it must be so nice to feel someone do something so small but it helps you put a lot. I hope you are very skilled in “listening” after you lost your hearing. I hope you will be ok.

    • @k_h_nobody
      @k_h_nobody Před 2 lety +7

      As I have a deaf friend, the captions are awesome and helpful! Thank you so much

    • @tortle734
      @tortle734 Před 2 lety

      So sorry to hear that.. Wait im so sorry

    • @MrBored2002
      @MrBored2002 Před 2 lety

      Can I take off the captions? I’ve watched all his movie specials and I can put on the captions when I’m in public listening to his Mexican jokes.

    • @itsarpan6977
      @itsarpan6977 Před 2 lety +4

      @@tortle734 there was no need for that

  • @rashtopdog8049
    @rashtopdog8049 Před 2 lety +10

    6:10 the funniest part 🤣

  • @allyxjayy
    @allyxjayy Před rokem +7

    The guy dyingggg laughing at 6:17 gets me every time 🤣🤣🤣

  • @anyathepanther7977
    @anyathepanther7977 Před 4 lety +130

    There is a fine Line between "acting out because brutaly honest" and "acting out because asshole".
    Finding the right people is a dificult task

  • @ambervantassel3816
    @ambervantassel3816 Před 4 lety +416

    Dave sounds like a hardcore and hilarious dude.

    • @dubstepilluminati1823
      @dubstepilluminati1823 Před 4 lety

      Met him at a bar before he was for fluffy he was funny as hell n overall pretty cool dude

    • @ambervantassel3816
      @ambervantassel3816 Před 4 lety +1

      @@dubstepilluminati1823 I have an older brother who is in the Navy and I told him that once all this Covid-19 shit calmed down I would try to get us front row tickets, I said wasn't sure if I could but I promised I'd try.

    • @dubstepilluminati1823
      @dubstepilluminati1823 Před 4 lety

      @@ambervantassel3816 nice i went to this exact show with my brother we were high af but it was funny as hell

    • @ambervantassel3816
      @ambervantassel3816 Před 4 lety

      @@dubstepilluminati1823 nice

    • @vinyltapelover
      @vinyltapelover Před 4 lety

      @@ambervantassel3816 Navy/Marine Corp...they identify a task and make it happen. It'll happen for you...and front row seats...I shall be jealous, lol lol. Me and the wife were in the nose bleed section but had a hell of great time.

  • @SaleemKhan-ny7wf
    @SaleemKhan-ny7wf Před 3 lety +17

    Im from south africa, Gabriel is an extremely funny comedian and entertainer. Well liked in Cape Town.

  • @Fede_uyz
    @Fede_uyz Před 3 lety +14

    To be fair... the hardest i've ever laughed on a comedy special, was with the "and you're paying for it"

  • @angiislbnz1255
    @angiislbnz1255 Před 3 lety +240

    "Because he would rather lose his job than lose his self respect"
    Oh yeah shout out to Dave-

  • @Jack9788
    @Jack9788 Před 4 lety +83

    "Yo Dave I mentioned you in ma standup!"
    "Shut your mouth and get in back!"

  • @colinz226
    @colinz226 Před rokem +10

    I feel like at this point, he and Gabriel must have that kinda friendship where you rib each other to show affection. Like those friends who greet each other like "Hey, Shithead!" and then they hug like brothers.

  • @arri6451
    @arri6451 Před 3 lety +9

    "And you're paying for it" I- lmfao

  • @starbrand3726
    @starbrand3726 Před 3 lety +937

    I'd really like to know exactly what Kenny G said to get him kicked off the bus.

  • @carlbowles1808
    @carlbowles1808 Před 4 lety +35

    Dave is someone who will have your back no matter what. We all need Dave.

  • @rawlivingwithdisabilities
    @rawlivingwithdisabilities Před 11 měsíci +4

    0:09 HOST DAVEEEEE❤❤❤

  • @MetalMusicManiac
    @MetalMusicManiac Před 4 lety +440

    3:34
    We need Dave to be high school bus drivers

    • @dunndunn3850
      @dunndunn3850 Před 3 lety +17

      Ohh, man. Memories of the school bus in middle school. We had a bus driver who was sort of strict like this, but wasn’t as vocal as Dave. That, or we had a bus driver who had no idea where they were going and didn’t care what the students did...such as harassing others.
      Thank god that nightmare ended two years ago.

    • @death3678
      @death3678 Před 3 lety +3

      Dunn & Dunn I had a bus driver who was a complete bitch one day she’d be nice handing out candy the next she would be flipping the lid saying we where little hoodlums so me and a freind used to troll her by sliding under the bus seats and moving to different seats

    • @SPRING2024CALIFORNIA
      @SPRING2024CALIFORNIA Před 3 lety +2

      That would be great! 😂

    • @SPRING2024CALIFORNIA
      @SPRING2024CALIFORNIA Před 3 lety +5

      We need Dave to set some disrespectful high school students straight!🤣😂

    • @puffythedestroyer8878
      @puffythedestroyer8878 Před 3 lety +6

      No, we need a "Dave" for EVERY job / proffesion.

  • @randomname5657
    @randomname5657 Před 4 lety +150

    I suppose Dave was the guy shouting "YEAH" in the beginning

    • @alpha-omega74
      @alpha-omega74 Před 4 lety +18

      Judging by the way gabriel voices him and hearing that, we can only assume it is. 😂

  • @donkiddick966
    @donkiddick966 Před 2 lety +7

    The world needs more dave's.

  • @coolgamerjaw8803
    @coolgamerjaw8803 Před 3 lety +7

    3:00 you can hear a guy scream yeah maybe that’s Dave

  • @platonian2421
    @platonian2421 Před 4 lety +1154

    I love how Fluffy is not humiliating Dave because of his Murica politics especially the Wall thing, sure it could have offended Fluffy but here instead of humiliating him he praised him and his hardworking quality, setting aside all politics away from it.

    • @chamboyette853
      @chamboyette853 Před 4 lety +88

      It is great that Fluffy can keep an open mind like that and look at Dave for his real qualities.

    • @BillyBobBeauBenson
      @BillyBobBeauBenson Před 4 lety +75

      This is how you laugh with somebody, not at them.

    • @bryangee1619
      @bryangee1619 Před 4 lety +74

      I doubt that's Dave's real views on politics he just has a great sense of humor he does work with fluffy after all lol

    • @devinmccurry4235
      @devinmccurry4235 Před 4 lety +26

      @@bryangee1619 true, I would of wanted to do the same thing, Dave wasn't being serious it seem, he was just playing a funny ass joke messing with fluffy 😂

    • @Yorekani
      @Yorekani Před 4 lety +43

      Political views are not everything. As Fluffy stated, as long as Dave gets paid on time (and Dave sets the rules on the bus) Fluffy gets to live.
      They can work together despite different opinions, as long as those opinions are kept separate.

  • @e_t00_dr1ppy2
    @e_t00_dr1ppy2 Před 4 lety +44

    " And you're paying for it" Almost choked on my water 😂😂😂😂

  • @Amy.PCB.home.
    @Amy.PCB.home. Před 6 měsíci +2

    Thank you Gabriel for acknowledging someone who is on ur team who works hard behind the scenes. Great job supporting your staff🌟😊

  • @williamweisenburger1060
    @williamweisenburger1060 Před 8 měsíci +1

    "Hey! I ain't your mama! Pick that *&+* up!" I lose it all the time.😂

  • @alistairknight2561
    @alistairknight2561 Před 4 lety +47

    Dave put up the barrier.
    Fluffy paid for the bus.

  • @LTdan457
    @LTdan457 Před 4 lety +39

    Love how regardless of personal opinions, you both can still keep working together.

  • @KingMarkus222
    @KingMarkus222 Před 3 lety +13

    Dude Dave sounds like a stand up guy I would of hired him on the spot

  • @matthewtorres8860
    @matthewtorres8860 Před rokem +8

    That entire story was genius. Down to every single sentence, not exclusive.

  • @stargazer5073
    @stargazer5073 Před 4 lety +149

    Shout out? give the man a raise!

    • @Arthera0
      @Arthera0 Před 4 lety +32

      Trust me Dave gets payed enough. Otherwise Fluffy would be on the side of the road

    • @vinyltapelover
      @vinyltapelover Před 4 lety +6

      @@Arthera0 I had to laugh my old behind off with that comment. That is a 10 of 10 comment, of the day.

    • @elcoyoteacmeadon5983
      @elcoyoteacmeadon5983 Před 4 lety +2

      Arthera beside Kenny G

    • @darrellgame7575
      @darrellgame7575 Před 4 lety

      czcams.com/video/0wiu4Sm8fus/video.html

  • @eugenefindit
    @eugenefindit Před 4 lety +56

    When Gabriel says *Let me tell you a story.*
    You know you're in for a good time. 😁

  • @dasunnirmitha7693
    @dasunnirmitha7693 Před 3 lety +11

    1:24 I think a whale just died giving the shout out

  • @zergencenzoofficial3663
    @zergencenzoofficial3663 Před rokem +3

    4:55 When the teacher says the essay should have 1000 words

  • @deadlyghost7789
    @deadlyghost7789 Před 4 lety +94

    Last time I was this early, Dave was talking smack to Sanchez and Scooby Doo

  • @JyvynShpdinterlude
    @JyvynShpdinterlude Před 4 lety +7

    3:44 I AIN'T YO MAMA. PICK THAT SH*T UP!
    😂🤣😂🤣🤣😂😅😁😆
    Yo, Fluffy, you got that military man.

  • @Gamerman2077
    @Gamerman2077 Před 3 lety +7

    His Dave voice sounds like Arthur from Red Dead Redemption 2😂😂

  • @mendoxei1721
    @mendoxei1721 Před 3 lety +8

    Its very hard to find people like Dave.

  • @ryancalvert2301
    @ryancalvert2301 Před 4 lety +280

    And he's still on the bus, quarantine.

    • @tikycz8261
      @tikycz8261 Před 4 lety

      Ryan Calvert who give a damn bout this it’s just a type of sickness god damnit it’s nothing

    • @bogustoast22none25
      @bogustoast22none25 Před 4 lety +9

      TikyCZ it’s a highly infectious disease, and while the % of mortality isn’t as high as others, the infection rate can make the total death toll far higher.

    • @ryancalvert2301
      @ryancalvert2301 Před 4 lety +6

      @@tikycz8261 and you are nothing.

    • @TheTrueFeetMan
      @TheTrueFeetMan Před 4 lety +3

      TikyCZ 100% wrong this is a massive threat to society it could do things we don't know yet it could crash governments with its mortality rate killing important people it could deplete resources in the world, and you know how it could do that? It can do that through you, walking around without a care getting infected and infecting the entire network of morons you hang out with. And it will just keep spreading and spreading until we get our asses in gear and lock down and wait until we have the weapons necessary to combat it

    • @TheTrueFeetMan
      @TheTrueFeetMan Před 4 lety +2

      @ryan Calvert it's probably from an old show I'm not 100% on it though I'll leave that to you, but fluffy is smart have faith in him

  • @rademiernadal1721
    @rademiernadal1721 Před 4 lety +150

    dVE THE BUS DRIVER HELL YEAH

  • @vazlt1981
    @vazlt1981 Před 3 lety +128

    So he flies home every Monday, Tuesday and Wednesday and then flies to the next city, and Dave is driving the empty bus from city to city?

  • @joke312
    @joke312 Před 3 lety +4

    This was hands down the funniest stand up story I ever heard. I’ve never keeled over with tears in my eyes until I heard this story. Funniest damn story.

  • @spikes0123
    @spikes0123 Před 3 lety +850

    Bless Dave's soul
    My fave bit:
    Dave:*laughter* 'Murica'
    Gabriel:Shut up Dave this doesnt concern you.
    Dave:*closes door* Im building a wall.
    Gabriel:*gets message from Dave*
    Dave:And your paying for it.
    Edit:Never have i dreamt of this many likes thank you

  • @Siknik64
    @Siknik64 Před 4 lety +149

    "On the curb with Kenny G"
    Kinda sounds like a podcast, doesn't it?

  • @oscarguerra1466
    @oscarguerra1466 Před 3 lety +10

    Dave: I’m something of a comedian myself.

  • @kora_carter1796
    @kora_carter1796 Před 3 lety +7

    Omg I laughed so hard at the end I peed a little 😂😂😂

  • @phantomlogic6940
    @phantomlogic6940 Před 4 lety +33

    lol, Dave the bus driver is quite a character! Sounds like a cool dude to know.

  • @mamgrizz
    @mamgrizz Před 4 lety +604

    Pulled over by Border Patrol:
    Officer- "Our dog has just informed us there's something on your bus that doesn't belong."
    Dave- "Is that what he said?
    ***** ****Scooby Doo!"

    • @HalfwayParanoid1612
      @HalfwayParanoid1612 Před 4 lety +5

      😂😂😂

    • @HalfwayParanoid1612
      @HalfwayParanoid1612 Před 4 lety +10

      @RuthenicSilver 2 Its a reference to a previous video of Gabriel's. Here's a link to it. Enjoy the Fluffy. (Minus the language) czcams.com/video/F7b4R445iA8/video.html

    • @mamgrizz
      @mamgrizz Před 4 lety +7

      @RuthenicSilver 2 That's from when he told a story of Dave the bus driver before.

    • @Grubnar
      @Grubnar Před 4 lety

      @@HalfwayParanoid1612 Thank you!

    • @HalfwayParanoid1612
      @HalfwayParanoid1612 Před 4 lety +1

      @@Grubnar 👍😁👍