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  • Monopoly is the friendship destroyer... the bond breaker... the world annihilator... and it will be the end of us all.
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  • @O.Reagano
    @O.Reagano Před 4 lety +5770

    “There should be a cemetery where you can come visit me!”
    You’re bankrupt Wade, not dead.

  • @theannilators7479
    @theannilators7479 Před 4 lety +6104

    I feel like Wade deserves some credit, because he was pretty shit outta luck, and he turned what was basically a 0% chance of winning into like a 5% chance, which is like the best you could do

    • @Sleepy_Kitsune
      @Sleepy_Kitsune Před 4 lety +317

      one bad roll from either mark or bob and wade would have won hands down

    • @whitefireproductions3663
      @whitefireproductions3663 Před 4 lety +221

      He coukd've won right there and then when both Mark AND Bob rolled to Boardwall but MM was like, "Nah."

    • @melissawest936
      @melissawest936 Před 4 lety +80

      Slow actin-tinactin kinda luck

    • @Dracophile7
      @Dracophile7 Před 4 lety +13

      You know what they say about the lesser of two evils

    • @awoodenplank
      @awoodenplank Před 4 lety +5

      If it is 0% chance of winning, it cannot turn into a chance of winning, or it is not a 0% chance of winning, but a number that is not 0 can raise the chance of winning, so it is 0.1% to a 5% I guess :P

  • @brittanypritchard7567
    @brittanypritchard7567 Před 3 lety +6030

    I love how they’ve determined what the little man does almost every episode just to forget about it the next episode

    • @matttale7918
      @matttale7918 Před 3 lety +659

      To put it in Bobs words: “We understand what the little man does, we just don’t want to”

    • @mr.stuffdoer8483
      @mr.stuffdoer8483 Před 2 lety +96

      It’s really obvious how it works, too; it makes no sense how they not only forget, but can’t figure it out.

    • @ianemerson2704
      @ianemerson2704 Před 2 lety +37

      @@mr.stuffdoer8483 Then explain it please.

    • @insert_name_here936
      @insert_name_here936 Před 2 lety +134

      @@ianemerson2704 it takes you to the next property after your roll that is not owned by you

    • @abbiebabbles
      @abbiebabbles Před 2 lety +39

      @Arjun Bali i think thats actually just them forgetting, in comparison to the denial of The Man

  • @antonixdavis2022
    @antonixdavis2022 Před 4 lety +5839

    The moment of realization on Mark's face when rolled triple 1s and figured out he could choose to go to jail was just spectacular

    • @nataliel2854
      @nataliel2854 Před 4 lety +40

      read this just as it was happening, cheers bud!

    • @dyslexicfaser
      @dyslexicfaser Před 4 lety +79

      I didn't realize you could still be a real estate magnate from inside jail

    • @KindaDummy
      @KindaDummy Před 3 lety +16

      dyslexicfaser ever seen Arrested Development? XD

    • @KudosK42
      @KudosK42 Před 3 lety +9

      Jail is best square

    • @redwindsor2984
      @redwindsor2984 Před 3 lety +10

      whats the time stamp for that?

  • @natscott27
    @natscott27 Před 4 lety +2385

    “I think the games about to start ending”
    _22 minutes left in the video_

    • @pherlong7
      @pherlong7 Před 4 lety +38

      Why do I hear boss music

    • @mariakutsu5946
      @mariakutsu5946 Před 4 lety +7

      @Jonathan Stansbury I've know that since I was 8.

    • @zsushi3316
      @zsushi3316 Před 4 lety +6

      You can basiclly played whole day for 1 game

    • @mikalepoot6634
      @mikalepoot6634 Před 4 lety +3

      @@pherlong7 must be an Octopath Traveler boss

    • @8bitmonkey319
      @8bitmonkey319 Před měsícem

      yea thats usually how monopoly goes

  • @wonk123
    @wonk123 Před 4 lety +2978

    “this game will be the end of us”
    *monopoly: the killer*

  • @andreashort6763
    @andreashort6763 Před 4 lety +3659

    wade: advances three spaces
    the card: *go back three spaces*

  • @JustAnArrogantAlien
    @JustAnArrogantAlien Před 3 lety +1598

    *Monopoly veterans:* “You want either the orange or the red color sets. Statistically they’re the ones players hit most often.”
    *Wade:* MY KINGDOM FOR BOARDWALK!!!

    • @katilkoala5037
      @katilkoala5037 Před 2 lety +10

      what are the statistics?

    • @Alizudo
      @Alizudo Před 2 lety +118

      @@katilkoala5037
      7, 6, and 8 are the most likely number totals to be rolled on two dice. Orange properties are exactly 6, 7, and 8 spaces away from jail, making them excellent traps.
      And Illinois Avenue, a red, is THE most frequently landed on card in the entire game.
      I don't know what the exact chances are, but they've done studies on it.

    • @michaelmcdoesntexist8350
      @michaelmcdoesntexist8350 Před 2 lety +111

      I feel like the speed dice throws a wrench in this. We've seen Wade put 4 houses on his monopoly of reds and it didn't get landed on once for almost an hour.

    • @Alizudo
      @Alizudo Před 2 lety +47

      @@emperorzoltar6938
      Statistically, owning both Boardwalk and Park Place gives you a +50% odds to winning.

    • @mymusicplaylist2609
      @mymusicplaylist2609 Před 2 lety +21

      Statistically, owning the boardwalk and parkplace gives the highest chance of winning. There's a youtube video which did 100k trials for each samples of which is the best color.
      If you will rank them, the dark blues are the top then railroads then the orange ones

  • @_Stagnate_
    @_Stagnate_ Před 4 lety +911

    Markiplier: This is anyones game now
    Monopoly: Actually it's MY game and you can't play any more get out

  • @TheDeath0fDucks
    @TheDeath0fDucks Před 4 lety +651

    Bob: Doesn't play for 0.5 seconds
    Ubisoft: Y O U R E I N T R O U B L E

    • @AceRasputin
      @AceRasputin Před 4 lety +11

      Giant Quack So you have chosen....bankruptcy.

  • @kamamaunillama31
    @kamamaunillama31 Před 4 lety +4215

    Somewhat out of context Monopoly story:
    I had family over at my house during a blackout, so we decided to play Monopoly.
    That game lasted from 7 pm to 5 am. Around 2 am I lost a tooth.
    I won.

    • @lokiijustwannasleep7865
      @lokiijustwannasleep7865 Před 4 lety +381

      The tooth of luck

    • @celestialdetective
      @celestialdetective Před 4 lety +290

      that game lasted 10 HOURS- h-how?

    • @vectorsigma6757
      @vectorsigma6757 Před 4 lety +577

      @@celestialdetective The longest game of Monopoly ever played was was like 90 hours or something!
      And once the game was played in a bathtub!
      - just some fun facts no one asked for!

    • @celestialdetective
      @celestialdetective Před 4 lety +137

      @@vectorsigma6757 Thank you Wonderful being

    • @DarkYashaRyoko
      @DarkYashaRyoko Před 4 lety +96

      How did you lose a tooth??

  • @DevilDryEyes
    @DevilDryEyes Před 3 lety +1860

    I Love Wade's slow descent into insanity throughout the entire episode XD
    Whilst Bob is getting everything he wants, and Mark is just... existing

    • @crapsound
      @crapsound Před 3 lety +18

      Because Bob was so salty in their previous game when the game made him go bankrupt for being idle too long I think.
      So they had to do everything they can to make Bob happy.

    • @jonathanwells223
      @jonathanwells223 Před 2 lety +12

      @@crapsound and then blueball him into never playing again, yep totally not a goddamn coincidence

    • @demonprincess9680
      @demonprincess9680 Před 9 měsíci

      Slow descent? He's playing Monopoly. Pretty sure he's already there

  • @VioVanHelsing
    @VioVanHelsing Před 4 lety +861

    Mark: **Gets to pick where he moves.**
    Also Mark: **Deep breath** " I DON'T WANNA BE FREEEEEEEE!!!!!!"

    • @mherrmann81687
      @mherrmann81687 Před 4 lety +11

      @Urazz didn't help that Bob broke INTO jail....
      The rest of the game, imo, is basically nullified for obvious reasons.... Though Bob still would've won

  • @jacobross1400
    @jacobross1400 Před 4 lety +4356

    Mark: "I'm not a masochist"
    Also Mark: "Put me in jail. I'm a bad, bad boy!"

    • @haydensmith5712
      @haydensmith5712 Před 4 lety +106

      Ya he really don't wanna be freeee

    • @jacobross1400
      @jacobross1400 Před 4 lety +10

      Hayden Smith lmaooo

    • @thefireocean1
      @thefireocean1 Před 4 lety +27

      I dont wanna be freee

    • @emlynselene1096
      @emlynselene1096 Před 4 lety +34

      Hey, there's a difference between liking anal and masochism. Though they would make a good duo.

    • @ronsauceify
      @ronsauceify Před 4 lety +60

      He only wants to be in jail to see if he can handle being in jail, because when he was younger he was too poor to afford a prison. Now he can go beyond.

  • @PMSeymour
    @PMSeymour Před 4 lety +6261

    Wade's scream of rage brings me life

    • @bobtaylor412
      @bobtaylor412 Před 4 lety +90

      the one at 37:29, or at 38:39, or both???

    • @romankazinets1759
      @romankazinets1759 Před 3 lety +102

      When you find an almost totally ignored comment from a famous CZcamsr in a famous CZcamsrs comment section.

    • @georgeapc
      @georgeapc Před 3 lety +50

      @@bobtaylor412 or the one at 3:55

    • @abigailpowers3294
      @abigailpowers3294 Před 3 lety +3

      Roman Kazinets right.

    • @locke_ytb
      @locke_ytb Před 3 lety +24

      25:02 I believe this counts lol.

  • @pennywiseknowsyouaregae480
    @pennywiseknowsyouaregae480 Před 3 lety +1424

    Yancy: “so whata you’zes in fer?”
    Mark: “I committed a felony so I wouldn’t trespass on someone’s land”

  • @evanwalchak7762
    @evanwalchak7762 Před 4 lety +721

    I love how the stakes in this game got so high that Jail become the safest space.

    • @eskel4743
      @eskel4743 Před 4 lety +45

      It literally became a battlefield littered with land mines 😂😂😂

    • @trisar2146
      @trisar2146 Před 4 lety +80

      That's how a lot of Monopoly games tend to go. When a majority of the board is owned and houses/hotels start getting put down, Jail is the safe place because you don't risk losing all your money due to landing on the other players' properties, but you can still collect rent from them landing on yours.

    • @davidnoahperkins
      @davidnoahperkins Před 4 lety +22

      Pros use the same strategy, though idk if you could call it a strategy when it’s chance

    • @bluelfsuma
      @bluelfsuma Před 4 lety +2

      I really like your pfp, because it helps me realize how far gone I truly am.

    • @eskel4743
      @eskel4743 Před 4 lety +1

      @@davidnoahperkins still it's terrifying in a way

  • @JoeyTDoesThings
    @JoeyTDoesThings Před 4 lety +9615

    I love how Mark is constantly jeopardizing his friendships with two of his closest friends for our entertainment. First Uno and now this.

    • @lag00n54
      @lag00n54 Před 4 lety +346

      This is a test of friendship
      Being able to endure all this and remain in good terms
      Is true friendship

    • @DerpaTurtle
      @DerpaTurtle Před 4 lety +60

      Or they just stay because he has 20 million subscribers

    • @nyanbonecrush
      @nyanbonecrush Před 4 lety +39

      Sacrifices must be made

    • @RealestPerson.
      @RealestPerson. Před 4 lety +24

      P̶͖̻̔̋͒͆̊̂̔̏͊̽e̸̙̮̋͌̑̃̚ŗ̵̬̝̬͚̄̂̀̔͜ͅẖ̸̞͍̥̽́͌̑̀̊a̷͖̜̼̣̫̾͑̔̃͛͗͗͠p̶̞̫̲̀s̴̫͓͘

    • @ifyourmarriedyourasimpanda7440
      @ifyourmarriedyourasimpanda7440 Před 4 lety +17

      @@DerpaTurtle struck gold with this comment

  • @maddielangley1124
    @maddielangley1124 Před 4 lety +906

    Wade:”imma get 3 properties in one turn!!” *fails*
    Bob, immediately after: *accidentally gets 3 properties in one turn and hates it*

  • @jenniferwilson9650
    @jenniferwilson9650 Před 4 lety +2430

    Mark wearing his yellow robe everyday is a total quarantine vibe.

  • @rebeccahutchison474
    @rebeccahutchison474 Před 4 lety +2230

    Funniest part of this video.
    Wade: “Don’t worry Mark; I got money; I’m on my way.”

    • @cittrangenericlastname8616
      @cittrangenericlastname8616 Před 4 lety +24

      I dunno. Personally, I think the entire sequence of events starting just after 35:30 was hilarious considering Wade was dunking on Mark for buying those houses just a few minutes before that.

    • @ukesnotnukes4083
      @ukesnotnukes4083 Před 4 lety +6

      Famous last words

    • @brokenalex3304
      @brokenalex3304 Před 3 lety +6

      Second was
      I Wanna GO TO JAIL I BEEN A BAD BAD BOY

    • @Kir0nixx_
      @Kir0nixx_ Před 3 lety +2

      "iT's pRiCeY"

    • @Chara-pc1qq
      @Chara-pc1qq Před 3 lety

      "I'm gonna kill someone. I'm gonna stab someone in the face. I'm gonna find a police officer, tell them I found a child trapped in a well, bring them there, murder a child and throw the child into the well- I'm going to jail!"

  • @theannilators7479
    @theannilators7479 Před 4 lety +2537

    “I think the game’s about to start ending”
    -Bob, about 30 minutes into a 52 minute video

    • @Sharkz117
      @Sharkz117 Před 4 lety +51

      Well, he wasn't entirely wrong. The halfway point of the video (or anything else) is the beginning of the end.

    • @jacksonrich4360
      @jacksonrich4360 Před 4 lety +7

      Start ending, not end ending

    • @Notmefuckyou
      @Notmefuckyou Před 4 lety +2

      It was a very drawn out end of the game and it was great.

    • @isisdarosa9340
      @isisdarosa9340 Před 3 lety

      Yup

  • @BubbasRadioStation
    @BubbasRadioStation Před 3 lety +675

    I love that when bob gets sick and runs to the bathroom, then comes back and explains what's going on. you can see mark grabbing his phone and im assuming hes texting bob if hes alright and if they need to stop recording. That really shows that Mark cares about his friends

  • @chanceshadow
    @chanceshadow Před 4 lety +791

    Fun Fact: The Monopoly Man on the Red Dice takes place AFTER you move the number of spaces on your dice, even if the number you rolled put you on an unowned or enemy property already.

    • @Lofi.z34
      @Lofi.z34 Před 4 lety +34

      This board game has so many useless rules

    • @mataskart9894
      @mataskart9894 Před 4 lety +54

      @@Lofi.z34 the extra dice is already a useless extra rule introduced by the game version.... And hiding out in jail is also debatable, my family has a rule that you don't get money from someone standing on your properties while you're in jail

    • @gigachud666
      @gigachud666 Před 3 lety +85

      @@mataskart9894 according to standard Monopoly rules, you can collect rent in jail as well as buy, sell and trade. It isn't debatable at all.

    • @yashjoseph3544
      @yashjoseph3544 Před 3 lety +43

      @@mataskart9894 The extra die was added to speed up the game. It isn't really that useless.

    • @lil_biscuit
      @lil_biscuit Před 3 lety +10

      Matas Kart my family’s rule is you can’t manage properties in jail but you still earn money

  • @ronaldstew5267
    @ronaldstew5267 Před 4 lety +751

    The “little man” basically moves you to the nearest unowned property after your roll. If everything is owned then he moves you to the nearest property you don’t own meaning you will always land on another player’s property. Doubles also negate the skill

    • @hermandegreat4168
      @hermandegreat4168 Před 4 lety +13

      Could u explain 37:11 tho

    • @draqbush74
      @draqbush74 Před 4 lety +12

      @MR. ANONYMOUS nope

    • @philipliao4006
      @philipliao4006 Před 4 lety +25

      @@hermandegreat4168 Basically, bob rolled a 6 which would have put him on park place, however, because he rolled a monopoly man, it moved him to the next property that he doesn't own, Bob owned the brown color set and all the trains, so he skipped both of those and moved directly to Markiplier's light blue set.

    • @localtortoise
      @localtortoise Před 4 lety +2

      @@philipliao4006 *Boardwalk

    • @hopoffmydick9574
      @hopoffmydick9574 Před 4 lety +2

      @@philipliao4006 also since he rolled a six, it moved him to his next unowned property AFTER six, hence why he went so far, and why even if you roll a monopoly, it won't just send you to the next UNOWNED property, but to the one after your role.

  • @tayyabnaveed8601
    @tayyabnaveed8601 Před 4 lety +1578

    Mark had the prefect opportunity to sing "I don't wanna be freeeeee."

  • @KodahSmith
    @KodahSmith Před 3 lety +166

    "What does the man do?"
    "NOTHING ON A DOUBLE!"

  • @vectorsigma6757
    @vectorsigma6757 Před 4 lety +196

    43:52 "This is the richest I've been in phawkeen decades!" killed me! :D

  • @kittywithagun7742
    @kittywithagun7742 Před 4 lety +539

    My therapist : Possessed Wade isn't real, he can't hurt you
    Possessed Wade : *38:39*

  • @williamfalls
    @williamfalls Před 4 lety +713

    Bob or Mark: *about to progress to the end of the game*
    Monopoly: "I'm about to do what's called a Pro Gamer Move."

    • @VioletTheGhost2
      @VioletTheGhost2 Před 4 lety +2

      Everyone comment this so mark can see this and how monopoly man red dice work
      A Mr. Monopoly: Move according to the normal dice, and take that turn as normal. Before rolling again or passing the dice to the next player, move to the next unowned property, which they may buy or auction. If there are no unowned properties, the player moves to the nearest unmortgaged property owned by an opponent. In the event that all opponents' properties are mortgaged, do nothing.

  • @GlitteredLights
    @GlitteredLights Před 3 lety +349

    wade saying "little man!" every time the monopoly man shows up gives me so much serotonin

    • @devontamosley4487
      @devontamosley4487 Před rokem +6

      🎵Little man
      When you stand by my side!
      Then I know I don't have to hide
      From anyone!🎵

    • @SteampunkHorse
      @SteampunkHorse Před 7 měsíci +2

      This is sorta related but my brother and I love lizards - we live in the city so we mostly just see common garden lizards (the small ones) hanging around in the sun or in our backyard. I think it was me who started calling them “little man” or “little men” whenever I saw one, and my brother caught on. So now whenever one of us sees a lizard, we tell the other “Em, come over here! It’s a little man!” or “Cam, there’s a little man out there!”
      :j

  • @kcodydansereau5757
    @kcodydansereau5757 Před 4 lety +778

    Mark: "Why are your biceps burnin'?"
    Wade: "Because I jog weird"

    • @kayhaven4710
      @kayhaven4710 Před 3 lety +2

      Does he jog by walking on his hands??!

    • @ncrranger9154
      @ncrranger9154 Před 3 lety +15

      he grabs the big toe in each foot and then jogs maintaining the position

    • @orangexlightning
      @orangexlightning Před 3 lety

      I never realized how weird that was XD. For real? How weird do you jog!?

    • @anime4life1999
      @anime4life1999 Před 3 lety +7

      Fun fact: There are actually biceps in your thighs! They’re called Biceps femoris sooo technically he was jogging normally!

  • @artsy_coward885
    @artsy_coward885 Před 4 lety +755

    38:20
    *Mark starts panicking then screams*
    *screen fades to black*
    I was half expecting to hear a ticking clock lmao

    • @dellarosa1716
      @dellarosa1716 Před 4 lety +35

      I was confused when I didn't.

    • @jaehaalexander1172
      @jaehaalexander1172 Před 4 lety +27

      UNUS ANNUS UNUS ANNUS UNUS ANNUS UNUS ANNUS UNUS ANNUS UNUS ANNUS UNUS ANNUS UNUS ANNUS anyways...... byyyyyyye!!!!

    • @samyakshah2040
      @samyakshah2040 Před 4 lety +7

      My phone alerted me of my battery at 10% and that scared the shit out of me when the screen was black

    • @yeetusskeetus1441
      @yeetusskeetus1441 Před 4 lety +1

      @Artsy_ Coward
      IKR LOL 😂

    • @sheop874
      @sheop874 Před 4 lety +4

      Whell wouldn't you look at us. Unes unes my friend.

  • @rsvng
    @rsvng Před 4 lety +718

    Wade: “THAT WAS SOO DUMB MARK”
    *Mark gets profit from the blue*

  • @bellaboone5446
    @bellaboone5446 Před 3 lety +236

    I have been laughing at Mark during 35:40 for the past 5 minutes. He got so hype when he realized Wade was screwed

  • @egorex1834
    @egorex1834 Před rokem +73

    3:33 Wade wasn't playing Monopoly yesterday.
    3:52 Wade rage screams
    4:07 Bob gets another double.
    5:11 I won't, I shan't, I shon't
    6:00 Bob lands on Boardwalk. It seems his luck from the last game still works.
    8:00 Wade: advances 3 spaces. Game: go back 3 spaces.
    12:40 Mark goes to jail again.
    14:19 Wade gets Park Place
    16:50 Gotta go fast, just like my income. -Wade
    20:32 Wade ask chat whether to pay the 100$ or throw his computer out of his office.
    24:30 Wade wants to go to jail.
    26:45 Wade makes a daring trade.
    27:40 Wade puts houses on Boardwalk and Park Place. Mark and Bob start to sweat.
    28:50 Mark lands in between Boardwalk and Park Place.
    32:07 Mark sells green houses for light blue. Wade says he's never seen a dumber play.
    33:20 Wade: I see that I have backed myself into a horrible corner. Or a horner.
    35:32 Wade gets hit with karma.
    37:20 Bob should have landed on Boardwalk but Little Man saves him.
    38:36 Wade rage
    41:30 Mark had the choice to go to jail. Doesn't take it. Regrets it.
    42:51 "I need 8eight and no fucking children to take you away from me." -Wade.
    43:00 Mark rolls triples. Willingly goes to jail.
    43:50 "This is the richest I've been in fawkin decades." -Wade. Also puts more houses on blue.
    45:25 Wade rolls doubles. "I'm broke again, jesus balls." then realizes he's in hell.
    47:30 Bob: What does the man do? Mark: in demon voice "Nothing on a double!"
    49:50 Mark loses connection. AI Vincenzo takes control. Spends all his money.

    • @AUserThatIsDeleted
      @AUserThatIsDeleted Před 7 měsíci +3

      Why was he so mad at 38:36? Am I missing something?

    • @egorex1834
      @egorex1834 Před 7 měsíci +4

      @@AUserThatIsDeleted Wade must have been really hoping that Little Man sends Mark to one of the blues. Unfortunately, he was way too far away.

  • @smittywerbenjagermanjensen9809

    _"Lets see how much money I owe the government now."_
    *- Life in a nutshell*

    • @Lats-li3mt
      @Lats-li3mt Před 4 lety +1

      Smitty Werbenjagermanjensen
      Also called, Animal crossing

  • @psiimoth
    @psiimoth Před 4 lety +540

    “This can only be good things for ol’ Wadey”
    Narrator voice: in fact, it could not.

    • @KovenKitten
      @KovenKitten Před 4 lety +14

      psiimoth when I see narrator voice, I read it with Morgan Freeman's voice. He has a really good narrator voice.

    • @psiimoth
      @psiimoth Před 4 lety +4

      Renee St. Michael I tend to think of Rod Serling (of the old series of The Twilight Zone) for a narrator voice- Morgan Freeman is probably the second I’d think of, and then David Attenborough (the nature documentary guy)

    • @angelbyte9580
      @angelbyte9580 Před 4 lety +3

      I immediately think of Your Narrator and read it in his voice wow

    • @BroodierLily296
      @BroodierLily296 Před 4 lety

      Angelbyte bruh same! (From joshdub, right? I know narrator has his own channel to)

    • @NEETKitten
      @NEETKitten Před 4 lety +1

      I always imagine the narrator from Hitchhiker's Guide. Dunno why, I just do.

  • @tysonvert7027
    @tysonvert7027 Před 4 lety +334

    The entire comment section has devolved into "I don't wanna be freeeeeeeeee" and explaining how the little man works.

  • @Systematic17
    @Systematic17 Před 10 měsíci +35

    For anyone who still watches this on repeat and now notices the small details I love that Wade says "for the love of *insert religious figure here*" it made me laugh so hard 🤣😂 5:30

  • @zachariahboss
    @zachariahboss Před 4 lety +310

    Man, I love Mark. Seriously, in times like these, and really any shitty times tbh, the little things matter so much more, and being able to watch a silly video like this just brings joy in stressful times. The fact that Mark has such a wide range of content, from stupid funny shit to genuinely life-saving speeches and fundraisers that last for many hours, is truly inspiring. Thank you, Mark, for all that you do. You mean the world to me and so many others, and while you may deny any responsibility for us doing better, you are a force of positivity, so you deserve a heartful thanks and all the love in the world.

    • @star-2188
      @star-2188 Před 4 lety +9

      I very much agree

    • @gunnervrog
      @gunnervrog Před 4 lety +7

      @@star-2188 we all should and hopefully do

    • @AshleyGossett
      @AshleyGossett Před 4 lety +8

      Preech! Exactly what I think.

    • @star-2188
      @star-2188 Před 4 lety +7

      Yeah it makes me sick that some people post and say bad things about him when he has saved lives

    • @jacobross1400
      @jacobross1400 Před 4 lety +5

      Amen to that!

  • @PhoenixBorealis
    @PhoenixBorealis Před 4 lety +481

    "Don't worry, Mark, I got money, and I'm on my way." Wade is hilarious when he resigns himself to losing. XD Poor Wade!

  • @overthinker6446
    @overthinker6446 Před 4 lety +122

    35:42 I just imagine if Amy entered at this time ( even if we know she has probably seen every possible things already )

  • @audreysimpson7417
    @audreysimpson7417 Před 3 lety +87

    Funniest part was when Wade said, “For the love of *insert religious figure here* let me roll” I literally lost my mind laughing😂

  • @skysplicer
    @skysplicer Před 4 lety +676

    19:15 that was so wholesome that they delayed the game so that bob could still play the game with them instead of quitting and starting a new game.

    • @crapsound
      @crapsound Před 3 lety +3

      They gotta do that unless it's Wade because Bob can get so salty their whole game can get ruined.

    • @r_spyder
      @r_spyder Před 3 lety +39

      @@crapsound They didn't have to and Bob wouldn't have been too mad I'm sure

    • @megarayquaza9054
      @megarayquaza9054 Před 3 měsíci +1

      Why would they do that? It was such a great game

  • @capmari7221
    @capmari7221 Před 4 lety +691

    Mark: "Lets see how much money I owe the government now"
    Government: You in prison boi
    Mark: "Awh God damnit"
    Me: "Holy shit... I forgot to pay the water bill!"

    • @underdog1656
      @underdog1656 Před 4 lety +8

      THE GOVERNMENT IS UNCHECKED BUT CHECKS US

    • @Wavepush
      @Wavepush Před 4 lety +12

      But you don't have to pay the water bill in prison
      Better yet, you don't have to be a thousandnaire

    • @FirstLast-ju2ef
      @FirstLast-ju2ef Před 4 lety +2

      UnderDog yes!
      Your comment is underrated

    • @underdog1656
      @underdog1656 Před 4 lety

      @@FirstLast-ju2ef what can i say, im an underrated guy ^^

  • @flumfybud
    @flumfybud Před 4 lety +36

    I am starting a petition that you guys MUST keep playing this game until Wade wins a match AUTHENTICALLY. That is, no rigged trades to guarantee his victory.
    (don't tell them that this will keep this series going forever)

  • @elfinheimer3816
    @elfinheimer3816 Před 2 lety +68

    Man being on mushrooms and hearing them say “little man” with such happiness in their voices was something else

  • @bball5394
    @bball5394 Před 4 lety +792

    Wonder which game is more damaging to their friendship. Monopoly, Uno, or Human Fall Flat........

    • @CrazyMCLover
      @CrazyMCLover Před 4 lety +40

      ooo, that's a tough one, i'd say human fall flat

    • @leme9909
      @leme9909 Před 4 lety +57

      @@CrazyMCLover no question, human fall flat. wade is hanging on by a thread

    • @prajwalr456
      @prajwalr456 Před 4 lety +2

      Monopoly for sure

    • @TheCharkan
      @TheCharkan Před 4 lety +6

      Uno cause dmg to wade's hand!!! Real phisical pain!!!!

    • @nenapennington9866
      @nenapennington9866 Před 4 lety +22

      Could you imagine them livestreaming play all three games together back to back.. There would be chaos. 😂

  • @snailsnail7893
    @snailsnail7893 Před 4 lety +242

    "Stop making me laugh, I'm trying to be brooding"
    Me and my friends.

  • @chaosmonkey691
    @chaosmonkey691 Před 4 lety +44

    15:09
    "You know what I've already gotten the go to jail card so I should be..." **fine**

  • @brianbommarito3376
    @brianbommarito3376 Před 4 lety +246

    In a previous video: “You guys wanna play again?” -Wade.
    In this video: “We should never play Monopoly again.” -Wade.

  • @jacobross1400
    @jacobross1400 Před 4 lety +294

    "Monopoly is the friendship destroyer"
    Me: *Yeah, I think we got that*

  • @Not_Ciel
    @Not_Ciel Před 4 lety +77

    Anyone else love how perfectly Wade says "Little man!" every time Monopoly dude gets rolled XD

  • @breemarkov4841
    @breemarkov4841 Před rokem +20

    Wade: we should never play monopoly again
    and then they didn't

  • @withdrawn_illustrator356
    @withdrawn_illustrator356 Před 4 lety +74

    The last 20 m‘minutes was literally them tight roping across town slowly giving each other money

    • @llamaczech
      @llamaczech Před 3 lety +2

      So you mean the last 20 mins is a game of Monopoly?

  • @sabrinazanger2761
    @sabrinazanger2761 Před 4 lety +445

    Mark: Posts a 52min video
    Me: “Get the snacks”

    • @tessajephcott4189
      @tessajephcott4189 Před 4 lety +10

      Me: *constantly has snacks near since quarantine*

    • @nicolewelch6165
      @nicolewelch6165 Před 4 lety +5

      I didnt even realize it was THAT LONG

    • @nicholassheppard7941
      @nicholassheppard7941 Před 4 lety +3

      @@nicolewelch6165 me FUCKING either. It felt like 15-20

    • @nawfalhaddad4798
      @nawfalhaddad4798 Před 4 lety

      Me: ''Grab something to drink''

    • @gracefulslumber8441
      @gracefulslumber8441 Před 4 lety +2

      @@tessajephcott4189 I had snacks stashed everywhere anyways, but quarentine has significanly amplified my snack stashes.

  • @amokriinprolgiid3409
    @amokriinprolgiid3409 Před 4 lety +202

    I'm beginning to think Bob wasn't joking when he said he had "host always wins" turned on.

  • @ecc2823
    @ecc2823 Před 4 lety +27

    Wade saying "Little Man! :)" warms my heart and replenishes my electrolytes

  • @akhilsurjith2496
    @akhilsurjith2496 Před 3 lety +79

    Mark: *leaves game*
    Vincenzo: I'm about to spend this mans whole career.

  • @gryffinpuff4343
    @gryffinpuff4343 Před 4 lety +166

    “Don’t make me laugh; I’m trying to be brooding.”
    -Bob, 2020

  • @othertracy2
    @othertracy2 Před 4 lety +139

    I love Queen; “Don’t stop me now, I’m having a time. And it’s a good.”

    • @isabellapalino1813
      @isabellapalino1813 Před 4 lety +4

      Trey Mills Currently laughing my ass off about that. 🤣

    • @aarchyss
      @aarchyss Před 4 lety +1

      That song is a classic

  • @dakotamatheson9884
    @dakotamatheson9884 Před 4 lety +171

    Wade: "We should never play Monopoly again."
    *Next Episode*
    Markiplier: Who's up for Monopoly?
    Wade: *Vietnam Flashbacks*

  • @hatstorm1097
    @hatstorm1097 Před 3 lety +27

    16:53 “Gotta go fast!”
    “Gotta go fabulous!”
    “A P P L E S A P P L E S A P P L E S!”

  • @rozmansj
    @rozmansj Před 4 lety +173

    Mark: “NOO I WANNA GO TO JAIL!!”
    Us: “I don’t wanna be FREEEEEE.”

  • @nebulatheowl
    @nebulatheowl Před 4 lety +83

    Little Man: The machinations of my mind are an enigma.

  • @somegameplayvids1720
    @somegameplayvids1720 Před 4 lety +71

    Wade singing: "Don't stop me now..."
    MARK GETTING HIT BY THE SUN ON HIS CHEEK
    Me: "Burn baby burn"

  • @pastself9256
    @pastself9256 Před 4 lety +80

    For some reason, Wade yelling "Little Man!" makes my day.

  • @arise973
    @arise973 Před 4 lety +21

    That Sonic thing really got me XD
    "Thanks Sonic"
    "Yea.....gotta go fast...just like my income"

  • @raining_in_autumn
    @raining_in_autumn Před 4 lety +183

    Mark: "I'm gonna be ..." was probably about to say "fine"
    Mark: get's fine-d
    guys,, he wasn't wrong

  • @crazyappleph
    @crazyappleph Před 4 lety +61

    Markiplier and Bob about to have the Monopoly 1v1 of a lifetime.
    Monopoly: NOPE

  • @Quantum_Magnus
    @Quantum_Magnus Před 4 lety +142

    “A Mr. Monopoly: Move according to the normal dice, and take that turn as normal. Before rolling again or passing the dice to the next player, move to the next unowned property, which they may buy or auction. If there are no unowned properties, the player moves to the nearest unmortgaged property owned by an opponent. In the event that all opponents' properties are mortgaged, do nothing.”
    Ripped directly from the Wiki. It seems that you move the distance on the two white dice, but skip paying/building/etc. and progress immediately to the next opposing-player-owned property.

    • @DemHP.
      @DemHP. Před 4 lety +5

      Poor Wade. The game screwed him over so badly

    • @Loot1377
      @Loot1377 Před 4 lety +1

      wow - thanks for the rules clarification.
      I genuinely thought the game glitched or something 😅

    • @ash_intheclouds
      @ash_intheclouds Před 4 lety +2

      Too many words. Don't understand. Try again later.

    • @justinmmos7219
      @justinmmos7219 Před 4 lety

      my god the little man is little devil

  • @samnemeth-smyth6109
    @samnemeth-smyth6109 Před 4 lety +63

    Mark's reaction to Wade's roll at 35:40 is brilliant 😂😂

  • @insidious654
    @insidious654 Před 3 lety +43

    33:47 bob’s “who owns the railroad, me owns the railroad” is hilarious

  • @nuclearocean
    @nuclearocean Před 4 lety +291

    That's a second certified "Thank you, Ubisoft" moment in a row

  • @uncreativeluser5670
    @uncreativeluser5670 Před 4 lety +83

    *jail suddenly becomes the best place on the Monopoly board*
    *”i dOn’T wAnNa Be FrEeEeEe” intensifies*

  • @SantiLokyyo
    @SantiLokyyo Před 2 lety +8

    38:39 Wade's blood curling scream is the funniest thing I've heard in a good while

  • @samgalaxygaming7314
    @samgalaxygaming7314 Před 4 lety +14

    47:15
    “I’m just praying I don’t make parole”. -A heist with markiplier

  • @oleeinarhetland8541
    @oleeinarhetland8541 Před 4 lety +241

    Alternative title: Mark slowly destroying his relationship with his friends

    • @witnessme9141
      @witnessme9141 Před 4 lety +6

      If that's the case, that should be the title of every video he plays with his friends.

    • @foliumviride2547
      @foliumviride2547 Před 4 lety

      Welp. Nothing new

  • @yoinkysploinky5102
    @yoinkysploinky5102 Před 4 lety +72

    that sums up life entirely Mark
    "Lets see how much money I owe the government now"

  • @VashSpiegel
    @VashSpiegel Před 4 lety +32

    I think, "little man" + roll count = go 'roll count' spaces, then advance to the next property not owned by you.

  • @amandamichelletenney
    @amandamichelletenney Před rokem +9

    36:25 the threateningly sinister music that suddenly cuts out when Mark changes tone 🤣🤣 perfection 👌🏼

  • @everhartpetrichor
    @everhartpetrichor Před 4 lety +354

    38:27 I legitimately expected the Unus Annus clock to start ticking there

  • @echfx9201
    @echfx9201 Před 4 lety +152

    Me: I want to see some horror games!
    Mark: Let’s play monopoly
    Me: *fair enough*

    • @blakecacini8016
      @blakecacini8016 Před 4 lety +2

      He just posted 3 horror videos in a row, stop being greedy.

    • @ladylad2763
      @ladylad2763 Před 4 lety

      Monopoly is horror, just with friendships instead of bodys and cadavers.

    • @Romain73150
      @Romain73150 Před 4 lety +1

      @@ladylad2763 Monopoly : Friendship is horrible

  • @giantseamonster8485
    @giantseamonster8485 Před 3 lety +21

    Watching Mark and Wade try to stall while Bob was away was really funny

  • @christopherbump5598
    @christopherbump5598 Před rokem +4

    “Gotta go fast, just like my income!” I can not relate to a statement anymore than I relate to this

  • @michaelnelson1362
    @michaelnelson1362 Před 4 lety +190

    everytime they say little man
    my mind: "youre in my world now not your world , and ive got friends on the other side"

    • @sarahgreenfield4907
      @sarahgreenfield4907 Před 4 lety +9

      he's got friends on the other side

    • @KingVasuki
      @KingVasuki Před 4 lety +13

      "That's an echo, gentleman. Just a little something we have here in Louisiana, a little parlor trick, don't you worry"

    • @bluelfsuma
      @bluelfsuma Před 4 lety +8

      🎶 _Sit down at my table_
      _Put your minds at ease_
      _If you relax, it will enable me to do_
      _Anything I please_ 🎶

    • @chrishansen1080
      @chrishansen1080 Před 4 lety +1

      Im so confused am i missing something?

    • @yeplife3135
      @yeplife3135 Před 4 lety +6

      @@chrishansen1080 It's a song from the Disney movie The Princess and the Frog called Friends on the Other Side.

  • @lauraavalos9679
    @lauraavalos9679 Před 4 lety +226

    Mark: repeats “the browns are unowned” about 47 times throughout the game
    Bob: *lands on brown* “is this one unowned????!!” 25:31
    Mark: “.... y i s “

    • @gabeonigkeit4094
      @gabeonigkeit4094 Před 4 lety +3

      "The browns are unowned" is also what Abraham Lincoln said after signing the Emancipation Proclamation.

  • @shayleemagoo11
    @shayleemagoo11 Před 4 lety +19

    Wade: "Little man!"
    Me: thank you for the serotonin

  • @XSacredX27
    @XSacredX27 Před rokem +13

    Wade: The deal I did, really hurt me
    Mark: That was your best play to possibly have a chance of winning.
    Also Wade: *I know it was*
    Never change Wade, never change.

  • @LuckiiLuci
    @LuckiiLuci Před 4 lety +91

    When Mark kept saying I love jail I get reminded of his “I don’t want to be free” song.

  • @sabrinazanger2761
    @sabrinazanger2761 Před 4 lety +101

    These boys are literally my family playing monopoly

  • @basicallyjon8515
    @basicallyjon8515 Před 2 lety +7

    Wade's journey this game is the ultimate tear-jerker. The story of a man who was phuked over by the universe, having the worst luck in Monopoly history.

  • @cullendewalls2145
    @cullendewalls2145 Před 4 lety +260

    I can't believe I just wasted an hour of my life just to find out they disconnected

    • @mrartdeco
      @mrartdeco Před 4 lety +62

      So thats why the review of this game is so shit on Steam

    • @cyndrillis1605
      @cyndrillis1605 Před 4 lety +20

      Bruh SPOILERS-

    • @theal5529
      @theal5529 Před 3 lety +2

      SPOILERS!

    • @killeville72
      @killeville72 Před 3 lety +27

      Cinder 5554 that’s why you shouldn’t look at the comments until you finished the video

    • @antismo9998
      @antismo9998 Před 3 lety +2

      It's like being invested in a movie/tv show only for it to have a shit ending

  • @CAMELOT331
    @CAMELOT331 Před 4 lety +424

    Me: *About to win Monopoly game by a comfortable margin*
    Also me: *Rolls on railroad owned by rival 16 times in a row and loses*
    Yeah so, can I just uninstall from life? Thanks

    • @Guy.WhoAsked
      @Guy.WhoAsked Před 3 lety +6

      This joke sucks

    • @universal69
      @universal69 Před 3 lety +7

      @@Guy.WhoAsked Just like you

    • @Guy.WhoAsked
      @Guy.WhoAsked Před 3 lety

      @@universal69 guhuhuhu i'm ultimate being because I said "no u" lolol

    • @Ms.Anonymous
      @Ms.Anonymous Před 2 lety

      I think that's the wrong game lol

  • @irisv_d_h2251
    @irisv_d_h2251 Před 4 lety +34

    You know Mark has been spending too much time with Ethan when he starts saying *babyyy* after every other sentence lol

  • @anonymouslegion3603
    @anonymouslegion3603 Před 2 lety +3

    44:25 Mark turns into the Grinch.

  • @bitsy_0523
    @bitsy_0523 Před 2 lety +33

    35:39, OMG the instant karma for Wade when kept shit-talking mark's strat and he is literally forced to go for mark's properties cuz he has no other choices. XDD

  • @graceyi7107
    @graceyi7107 Před 4 lety +92

    “I’ve never seen a dumber play!”
    This is coming from the man who just traded almost all of his property for boardwalk.

    • @carstekoch
      @carstekoch Před 4 lety +5

      honestly his only chance of a comeback. You can't fight the other players with 3 railroads and utility properties.

    • @Crunchatize_Me_Senpai
      @Crunchatize_Me_Senpai Před 4 lety +2

      Good or not, it made the episode _extremely_ interesting. The whole board changed _immediately_ and everyone’s standings changed with it. I was on the edge of my seat for the rest of the episode until his luck utterly shit on him.

    • @carstekoch
      @carstekoch Před 4 lety

      @Mitchell Horn
      With 4 railroads in an early gamestate when there are no or very few houses, true.
      But with 3 and when more than half the board is already littered with houses, very unlikely.

  • @White_Tiger93
    @White_Tiger93 Před 4 lety +243

    can't imagine if you play this with Sean, four people madness LOL

    • @thelolim___ster
      @thelolim___ster Před 4 lety +2

      *Seán

    • @tj_2701
      @tj_2701 Před 4 lety +6

      @@thelolim___ster *STFU*
      😁

    • @jasmine.p2924
      @jasmine.p2924 Před 4 lety +12

      @@thelolim___ster Not everyone has cool symbol letters on their keyboards

    • @jaehaalexander1172
      @jaehaalexander1172 Před 4 lety +1

      @@jasmine.p2924 if you use your phone/tablet just hold down on the key. On computer though...good luck lol

    • @lilcomment1946
      @lilcomment1946 Před 4 lety +1

      Jaeha Alexander
      Some people don’t have that either, like me.... ;-;