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  • @kitsunerobyn1103
    @kitsunerobyn1103 Před 3 lety +3020

    40:12 "Mark, I've come to bargain"
    41:27 "Mark, I've come to bargain"
    42:49 "Mark, I've come to bargain"

  • @irrelevantperson785
    @irrelevantperson785 Před 5 lety +3782

    Lixian: A Broke Monopoly God.
    Bob: Surprisingly okay with this.
    Mark: The Turd King. (But needs help very badly.)
    Wade: Still salty and VERY stubborn.

  • @conflictbrooks
    @conflictbrooks Před 2 lety +6225

    I love how it goes so very quickly from Mark asking Lixian if he understands the concept of capitalism, to Lixian owning every single god damn property and collecting money anytime anyone moves.

    • @shadow_leaf7965
      @shadow_leaf7965 Před 2 lety +337

      Anyone: breathes
      Lixian: "gimme all your money"

    • @lynn4840
      @lynn4840 Před rokem +187

      "i just had luck on the dice, i didn't do anything special"
      - lixian knowing more about capitalism than a lot of americans

    • @kagemushashien8394
      @kagemushashien8394 Před rokem +34

      It's like he created capitalism.

    • @kagemushashien8394
      @kagemushashien8394 Před rokem +11

      It's like he created capitalism.

    • @conflictbrooks
      @conflictbrooks Před rokem +40

      @@kagemushashien8394 Lixian _is_ capitalism.

  • @namelessnavnls8060
    @namelessnavnls8060 Před 3 lety +10191

    Lixian is the quiet guy in the group of loud guys, but he's secretly the most powerful of all.
    (And his laughter is magical.)

    • @littledrummergirl_19
      @littledrummergirl_19 Před 3 lety +171

      I’ve seen a bunch of the videos where they all play together but I can still barely tell their voices apart lol is there a time stamp for Lixian’s laugh? This is the first time I’ve ever even heard him talk 😂

    • @ruin2813
      @ruin2813 Před 3 lety +56

      Lydia Bergeron 3:31

    • @greenTda
      @greenTda Před 3 lety +50

      @@littledrummergirl_19 19:15 :)

    • @demonprincess9680
      @demonprincess9680 Před 3 lety +60

      It's always the quiet ones

    • @haroohusky
      @haroohusky Před 3 lety +63

      I can't even hear him over Wade and Bob >

  • @evanjones6123
    @evanjones6123 Před 5 lety +1517

    41:16
    Wade be like: Dormammu, I've come to bargain

  • @abbyughhh7349
    @abbyughhh7349 Před 4 lety +8229

    Im crying
    Mark- "You wont do it again"
    Wade- *does it again*
    Mark- *cries in southern*

  • @roiroije6326
    @roiroije6326 Před 3 lety +9534

    Lixian is one of the greatest antagonists in fictional history. The emotions he drives out of Mark, Wade and Bob are palpable. The tension he creates can be sliced with a knife. His motives rival the complexity of only the truest of cinematic villainy. Lixian shall forever be hailed as one of the greatest in pop culture.

    • @ruin2813
      @ruin2813 Před 3 lety +134

      Are you the writer of this fictional history book. If so good first paragraph. 👏👏👏

    • @CallenderMan
      @CallenderMan Před 3 lety +99

      @@ruin2813 I read the first 3 words and I honestly thought you were gonna say "Are you the president of his fan club?"

    • @EchoSD
      @EchoSD Před 3 lety +58

      @@CallenderMan No. That would be your MOTHER!

    • @deendarcy1844
      @deendarcy1844 Před 3 lety +27

      I need a Portuguese editor supervillain

    • @deendarcy1844
      @deendarcy1844 Před 3 lety +20

      @@EchoSD Red spy is in the base

  • @lochlanmurray9307
    @lochlanmurray9307 Před 3 lety +3515

    i like to think Amy is in another room hearing Mark Yelling: "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
    and Amy is just: "Not again."

    • @NateSchulte
      @NateSchulte Před 3 lety +123

      I think she’s just embraced the madness that comes from Mark by now

    • @doratheexplorer87
      @doratheexplorer87 Před 2 lety +49

      @@NateSchulte havn’t we all?

    • @Meh-nv6id
      @Meh-nv6id Před 2 lety +9

      @@doratheexplorer87 True'

    • @akish302
      @akish302 Před 2 lety +78

      Amy: _hears scream_ “I’m glad the boys are having fun.”

    • @asmolbean9300
      @asmolbean9300 Před 2 lety +27

      Imagine trying to nap while mark is streaming/recording.
      Or imagine how worried the doggos get when mark screams lol

  • @jadehart1627
    @jadehart1627 Před 4 lety +9520

    I love how they all immediately see Lixian as the enemy and don't even try to negotiate or trade😂

    • @josepulgarini1441
      @josepulgarini1441 Před 3 lety +387

      Lixian had no real reason to trade with them. He had the last part for all of their monopolies. If they wanted to get something off his hands it would have to be very one-sided.
      His best bet was to mortgage everything until he could flood boardwalk and Park Place with houses, then just tire them out until they landed.

    • @josephschultz3301
      @josephschultz3301 Před 3 lety +200

      But how do you try to negotiate with pure power?

    • @MidoriDragon
      @MidoriDragon Před 3 lety +107

      Joseph Schultz that’s the problem.... you can’t... he’s to powerful to keep alive

    • @demonprincess9680
      @demonprincess9680 Před 3 lety +22

      @@josepulgarini1441 I've tried that before. It doesn't work

    • @josephschultz3301
      @josephschultz3301 Před 3 lety +10

      @@MidoriDragon Obviously the answer is to squabble like idiots over a cookie, bicker, then dicker just a but, and once the inevitable has come to pass, just kind of beg for mercy?

  • @zelg.5551
    @zelg.5551 Před 4 lety +7930

    Wade's genius strat: annoy everyone until they have an aneurism, puke blood and die, making him the last man standing and thus a winner by default.

    • @ERuleAmirul
      @ERuleAmirul Před 4 lety +182

      And it works

    • @aetherangel3223
      @aetherangel3223 Před 4 lety +196

      this is true, especially since at the beginning he said he didnt even care about winning, psyche!

    • @Maddy_swan
      @Maddy_swan Před 4 lety +10

      Im sorry, I can't like. It's at 666 likes

    • @loganshaw9198
      @loganshaw9198 Před 4 lety +10

      I had a game like this in 3d Monopoly.

    • @stevewatts9954
      @stevewatts9954 Před 3 lety +34

      Wade: "You guys wanna play again?"
      I died.

  • @anxiete1021
    @anxiete1021 Před rokem +738

    42:34 theres nothing funnier than the combination of wade giving his speech, lixian pleading wade to stop, bobs uncontrollable laughter, and mark screaming in agony 😂

  • @ayarus
    @ayarus Před 2 lety +490

    30:19
    "Well, I'm just gonna stay here until you guys mutually self destruct and then I'll win"
    He's been planning his win since the start of this game.

    • @xenowreborn
      @xenowreborn Před rokem +32

      mark's reaction though
      Mark: Oh yeah yeah, whatever man
      Mark was ignorant...and so he fell

    • @TimerdonDWI
      @TimerdonDWI Před rokem +20

      The ultimate foreshadowing...
      Ngl, I rewatched this 6 times throughout the past couple years & I only noticed that now

  • @ChronoStasis21
    @ChronoStasis21 Před 5 lety +2963

    It actually took me 20 fucking minutes just to realize that lixian is actually a person playing with them and not a bot like Barbara xD wtf that dude's so calm and quiet

    • @that.music.addict
      @that.music.addict Před 5 lety +42

      Shouvik Hasan Dhrubo honestly same

    • @emlynselene1096
      @emlynselene1096 Před 5 lety +150

      I'm subscribed to lixian, so I
      kinda knew it was a real person.
      My only criticism is, when he streams, he reads chat too much. Basically every second he's not actually playing the game hes reading chat. Which breaks the flow of the story of whatever game he's playing.

    • @ChronoStasis21
      @ChronoStasis21 Před 5 lety +28

      @@emlynselene1096 oh, this is the first time i actually heard about him. so, that's why i couldn't tell :v

    • @ChronoStasis21
      @ChronoStasis21 Před 5 lety +16

      @Whitt Solak really? Didn't know

    • @badcornflakes6374
      @badcornflakes6374 Před 5 lety +59

      Well, he is Portuguese. They're nice chill peeps

  • @TheKoriKasai
    @TheKoriKasai Před 4 lety +9112

    "mark I've got a trade"
    Same energy as
    "Dormamu, I've come to bargin"

  • @vedanadleeh3908
    @vedanadleeh3908 Před 2 lety +4606

    This game can be summarised as
    Lixian's magical giggles
    Markiplier's southern aggression and pain
    Bob being Bob
    And Wade

  • @painoman5083
    @painoman5083 Před 3 lety +840

    40:13 I love how you can close your eyes and hear the 3 stages of Mark realizing what’s going on

    • @mariothane8754
      @mariothane8754 Před 2 lety +54

      This entire sequence just absolutely broke me.

    • @lberc20
      @lberc20 Před rokem +4

      420th like, your welcome

    • @Alexander_Luv1
      @Alexander_Luv1 Před rokem +7

      its 12:15 am rn. im laughing so fucking hard at this. thank you.

    • @juliansoria7733
      @juliansoria7733 Před rokem +11

      Late but those 3 stages are
      -Unawaraness
      -Concern
      -Realization

    • @nobodynobody9686
      @nobodynobody9686 Před 6 měsíci +5

      “Yeah - uh huh?”
      “Wha…what?”
      “Don’t you FUCKING dare…”

  • @thecrowdgoeswild9286
    @thecrowdgoeswild9286 Před 4 lety +8755

    The five stages of Monopoly:
    -Happiness
    -Anger
    -Angrier
    -Utter Chaos
    -The Man

  • @theillusionist1494
    @theillusionist1494 Před 5 lety +4814

    I think the most comedic thing about the whole trade segment is how swiftly the first conversation went with nobody talking over each other. Then the second one was overlapping conversation hell. Then the third was half talking and half barely coherent screaming.
    “Everything my properties touches is your kingdom.”
    “I hate you.”
    “You are-“ “I SWEAR-“ “the one-“ “TO GOD” “the only-” “WADE”
    “My golden gopher-”
    *_“NOOOOOOOOOOOO”_*

    • @ratsoup3
      @ratsoup3 Před 5 lety +55

      Where can I find this hilarious monstronsity

    • @theillusionist1494
      @theillusionist1494 Před 5 lety +107

      Majestic Penguin 40:04 gives you the full context you need, and from there, just watch straight through.

    • @ratsoup3
      @ratsoup3 Před 5 lety +9

      Thanks 😂😂😂

    • @itz_grass5890
      @itz_grass5890 Před 4 lety +6

      @@ratsoup3 thanks bruh, I had the same question

    • @Thinknoodlesimposter
      @Thinknoodlesimposter Před 4 lety +36

      If only Barbara was in this

  • @chicabear
    @chicabear Před 2 lety +2239

    I wish they played with Lixian more
    He's a good addition to the group

    • @orphancloud1132
      @orphancloud1132 Před 2 lety +78

      I want Lixian to come play again too.

    • @kunilsen2519
      @kunilsen2519 Před rokem +41

      Are there more videos with them or Mark playing with Lixian somewhere? I would love to watch them if anyone knows

    • @MistAssassin4312
      @MistAssassin4312 Před rokem +9

      Another lightsaber to add to my collection as general grievous would say

    • @personwhowatchesvideos9163
      @personwhowatchesvideos9163 Před 4 měsíci

      The secret fourth peen that lives outside the pod

    • @Captain8Legs
      @Captain8Legs Před 4 měsíci +1

      Will we every see good guy Lixian ❤

  • @willaubreyjohnson
    @willaubreyjohnson Před 3 lety +1494

    Lixian: "No, I like prison."
    My Brain: "I don't wanna be FREE!"

    • @seran3638
      @seran3638 Před 3 lety +19

      I just realized I accidentally copied your comment, I'm terribly sorry.
      But also I just finally watched all the endings a week ago and it was the greatest experience of my life

    • @willaubreyjohnson
      @willaubreyjohnson Před 3 lety +34

      @@seran3638 No worries, I wouldn't care if you copied my comment on purpose lol, it's just points on the internet that don't mean anything lol.

    • @seran3638
      @seran3638 Před 3 lety +18

      @@willaubreyjohnson lol I like you, thanks

    • @akish302
      @akish302 Před 2 lety +15

      “Leave me in luxury!”

    • @monkeyman4015
      @monkeyman4015 Před 2 lety +20

      This comment section is oddly wholesome

  • @TJSuper10_mk1
    @TJSuper10_mk1 Před 4 lety +8438

    Lixian is a master at this game, about 20 minutes in and he had almost every color on the board

  • @help.9935
    @help.9935 Před 5 lety +2235

    I can't give you the brown. Turd Town mu- I must stay in Turd Town. It is my curse.
    -Markiplier 2019

  • @wolfyboy
    @wolfyboy Před 3 lety +2164

    mark and the gang: "Do ThEy HaVe BoRdGaMeS In eUrOPe?" lixian: "DESTROYS everybody like i've NEVER seen!"

    • @SallySue9725
      @SallySue9725 Před 3 lety +26

      And it was beautiful 😂

    • @wolfyboy
      @wolfyboy Před 3 lety +15

      @@SallySue9725 yeah. But also scary! Like destruction or natural disasters. XD

    • @SallySue9725
      @SallySue9725 Před 3 lety +7

      @@wolfyboy fair point lol

    • @virgil714
      @virgil714 Před rokem +6

      And then, in a move of pure chaos, wade wins

  • @nexusashwood5576
    @nexusashwood5576 Před 3 lety +797

    Mark, Bob, & Wade: **chatting and making jokes all while losing**
    Lixian: **silent and winning**
    Me: I see a pattern here/

  • @Sorizen
    @Sorizen Před 5 lety +856

    40:15
    "Markimoo, i have come to bargain".

    • @coinmanthenolife6721
      @coinmanthenolife6721 Před 5 lety +19

      Sorizen only some people will get it and he said his hands were hurting

    • @Sorizen
      @Sorizen Před 5 lety +15

      Haha, i know, it's just the whole situation itself reminded me of that scene. Glad to see that people got my reference though.
      I deliberately wrote Markimoo because it sounded more similar to the villain's name.
      "Mar-ki-moo".
      "Dor-ma-mmu".

    • @coinmanthenolife6721
      @coinmanthenolife6721 Před 5 lety

      Sorizen Lol cause i got bored and rewatched it yesterday

    • @quoththeraven4048
      @quoththeraven4048 Před 5 lety +7

      So many people copied your comment in order to get likes 😂

    • @user-eu2mg8lw2t
      @user-eu2mg8lw2t Před 5 lety +7

      you killed me i am crying from laughter omg XD I HATE YOU

  • @VerbenaHA
    @VerbenaHA Před 5 lety +2437

    Lixian is so calm I forgot he was playing... and then IT happened.

  • @brojoe5326
    @brojoe5326 Před 2 lety +334

    I loved how quietly Lixian just won the board while the rest were fighting themselves. On top of that, they even pooled all their properties together and it still didn’t even the game out. That’s the best game of monopoly you could ask for

    • @tonypringles2285
      @tonypringles2285 Před rokem +11

      mark and wade could have won but they were to stupid to last it out. even wade could have won on his own

    • @SallySue9725
      @SallySue9725 Před 5 měsíci

      Lol right? 😂 it was the best

  • @SamanthaLaurier
    @SamanthaLaurier Před rokem +169

    Mark declaring bankruptcy and not realizing every single one of his properties would be auctioned is amazing

  • @jirenjoestar3665
    @jirenjoestar3665 Před 5 lety +496

    Today's upload includes:
    - Lixian being a wizard
    - Angry Southern Mark
    - Wade's Wood
    - Wade's anonymous discord chat
    - Mark's Spirit Bomb
    - Wade's Battle Cry
    - Bob and Mark fuse
    - Wade wasted everyone's time
    - Lexian and Mark end themselves

  • @erussell033russell2
    @erussell033russell2 Před 4 lety +2477

    "eat a Snickers bar",
    "Why?"
    "You get a little southern when your angry,mark"

    • @pennywiseknowsyouaregae480
      @pennywiseknowsyouaregae480 Před 3 lety +81

      You’re not you when you’re southern

    • @demonprincess9680
      @demonprincess9680 Před 3 lety +42

      "Better, Mark"
      Mark: "No, it ain't"

    • @payton_bagel8317
      @payton_bagel8317 Před 3 lety +49

      Mark when he's distressed: southern
      Bob when he's distressed: french
      Wade when he's distressed: kjsoevknVOIJsjfoiVijklJ293N9204HNVIOjf

    • @akish302
      @akish302 Před 2 lety +9

      @@pennywiseknowsyouaregae480 as a Southerner, this is true

    • @Cosmos6745
      @Cosmos6745 Před 2 lety +2

      Would southern people call it a snig-
      Ok I’ll stop right there.

  • @azryxthefolf6331
    @azryxthefolf6331 Před 3 lety +323

    Bob: *mocks mark*
    Mark: "Shuht yer meouwth"

  • @arcanixxx6895
    @arcanixxx6895 Před 3 lety +410

    I was having a bad day but that bit where Wade kept trading Mark the same exact thing three times in a row had me in tears and made my chest hurt from how much I was laughing

    • @TimerdonDWI
      @TimerdonDWI Před rokem +9

      It's been a year since you posted this, but I hope your day's better dude.
      Also yeah, me too during the Triple Wade Trade; That part was way too funny

    • @arcanixxx6895
      @arcanixxx6895 Před rokem +9

      @@TimerdonDWI wow I forgot I even commented this. Though it’s a year later thanks bro

    • @iampancake7275
      @iampancake7275 Před 6 měsíci +1

      Yo come back a year later, how are you now mate?

    • @arcanixxx6895
      @arcanixxx6895 Před 6 měsíci +1

      @@iampancake7275 pretty alright. I can’t believe anyone still cares about this three year old comment though lol

    • @Acount2
      @Acount2 Před 4 měsíci

      ​@@arcanixxx6895 Small world we live in, huh?

  • @benjaminfricke4791
    @benjaminfricke4791 Před 4 lety +2818

    Lixian actually has the best laugh.

    • @zonnytiger2371
      @zonnytiger2371 Před 3 lety +69

      Literally sounds like a mix of ethan, tyler and jack

    • @shikarifox4337
      @shikarifox4337 Před 3 lety +63

      Finally a worthy adversary against Bob's laugh.

    • @josephschultz3301
      @josephschultz3301 Před 3 lety +34

      And it's perfect because the guys have him laughing almost constantly throughout the entire video.

    • @SilsaxGames
      @SilsaxGames Před 3 lety +10

      @@zonnytiger2371 That's almost exactly what I was thinking! I was thinking Ethan and Sean.

    • @samfinkjensen
      @samfinkjensen Před 2 lety +6

      If you don't know about it already, his gaming channel is LixianVG and I absolutely recommend watching his GTA V series (it's with Bob so you get the best of both worlds in laughter)

  • @hoodii3794
    @hoodii3794 Před 5 lety +2602

    Question of the day
    Mark: If I get southern when I'm angry, is that southern agression?
    Bob: Yes
    Mark: *Smiles deeply into the camera*

    • @hannahd394
      @hannahd394 Před 5 lety +20

      Life Is Random fucking Alabama and Texas😂 istg

    • @sarhahillsburg5142
      @sarhahillsburg5142 Před 5 lety +15

      I would say TN but we too nice an more passive aggressive if anything. At mist we'll bitch later to somome about it in private

    • @mysteriouz6853
      @mysteriouz6853 Před 5 lety +9

      *INSERTS E MEME*

    • @elizawulf8180
      @elizawulf8180 Před 5 lety +4

      ​@@sarhahillsburg5142 Howdy from Knox County. Also sorry for Knox County.

    • @winnie_the_bleh
      @winnie_the_bleh Před 5 lety +2

      Sarha Hillsburg TN is home to all the people who are too passive aggressive to be passive aggressive so we end up just being aggressive

  • @OleanderFaye
    @OleanderFaye Před 3 lety +546

    Bobs "I prefer you call me Daddy" is so underappreciated

  • @hannahmcaleer6283
    @hannahmcaleer6283 Před rokem +43

    41:12 Lixians panic did me in here, he sounded like a gun was to his head 😂

  • @genebystar8412
    @genebystar8412 Před 5 lety +4471

    Next time, play the actual Board Game. I wanna see who flips the table

    • @co5micwaffle742
      @co5micwaffle742 Před 4 lety +196

      Or just play tabletop simulator since actually talking to each other is hard when they're halfway across the country most of the time. And flipping the table is more fun!

    • @OPmoth
      @OPmoth Před 4 lety +46

      Wade

    • @tracytron7162
      @tracytron7162 Před 4 lety +26

      *IDW Prowl drives through the window and transforms to flip the table himself*

    • @TheMechanicalGirl999
      @TheMechanicalGirl999 Před 4 lety +5

      @@tracytron7162 So wait...That kinda means he just flipped himself off when you think about it! LOL!

    • @fuzzybuzzy3159
      @fuzzybuzzy3159 Před 4 lety +7

      Wade

  • @riotkitty
    @riotkitty Před 5 lety +3291

    Ah Monopoly. Destroying families and friendships for decades while secretly teaching math.

    • @Cami-wd4rw
      @Cami-wd4rw Před 5 lety +55

      I think it teaches how you can pass your responsibilities on others

    • @popcorn7199
      @popcorn7199 Před 5 lety +4

      Who knew

    • @ryanwesthoff9389
      @ryanwesthoff9389 Před 5 lety +3

      There's a Spanish version of this game.

    • @rkem1125
      @rkem1125 Před 5 lety +3

      You forgot about uno

    • @pyxzik
      @pyxzik Před 5 lety +6

      Its also teaching kids at a very young age about the real world

  • @kirbinator4626
    @kirbinator4626 Před 2 lety +205

    This was 48 minutes and 39 seconds of Wade using psychological warfare to win monopoly

  • @SeanMadeAScene
    @SeanMadeAScene Před rokem +394

    A. They need to play with Lixian more
    B. I genuinely thought Lixian's laugh was Séan's laugh

    • @BTTRSWYT
      @BTTRSWYT Před rokem +5

      He’s like sheen if sheen had a Portuguese accent and was chill

    • @yeetionary
      @yeetionary Před rokem +7

      @@BTTRSWYT sheen

    • @devontamosley4487
      @devontamosley4487 Před rokem +10

      @@yeetionary I think he meant Sheen from Jimmy Neutron. Sheen does have an accent, a Hispanic/Spanish accent because his voice actor is Hispanic.

  • @pootissandvich7463
    @pootissandvich7463 Před 4 lety +852

    I love how when Wade said "Holy f*ck my mother I'll buy it!", the way Bob just let out a high pitched "UMM" just makes me laugh and I don't know why

    • @Danganraptor
      @Danganraptor Před 3 lety +3

      That was Lixian.

    • @pootissandvich7463
      @pootissandvich7463 Před 3 lety +2

      @@Danganraptor Well it kinda sounded like Bob to me, so...

    • @Danganraptor
      @Danganraptor Před 3 lety +1

      @@pootissandvich7463 Still was Lixian. Was his voice. And it sounds nothing like Bob.

    • @pootissandvich7463
      @pootissandvich7463 Před 3 lety +19

      @@Danganraptor Alright. I get it. It was Lixian. You don't have to be so condescending.

    • @Danganraptor
      @Danganraptor Před 3 lety

      @@pootissandvich7463 Sorry. That wasn't my intention. I should've phrased it better.

  • @synicat7839
    @synicat7839 Před 5 lety +633

    Mark: *refuses*
    Wade: *repeats the same trade three times with an old english foreign speech*
    Mark: *bankrupts afterhand*

  • @geminifaeries
    @geminifaeries Před 3 lety +578

    Bob’s uncontrollable laughter during the trade-off between Mark and Wade is truly a blessing.

  • @caedavch.9883
    @caedavch.9883 Před 3 lety +1701

    I’ve never heard Lixian’s voice before, and now I’m imagining his voice in all of his edits for Mark
    Also, Lixian is terrifyingly good at Monopoly

    • @TimerdonDWI
      @TimerdonDWI Před rokem +29

      Yeah. I think you probably already know but in one of the 3 Scary Games, I think, & a 3 Satisfying Games, Lixian did a voice-over for both. In the Scary Games one, he nailed the tone so perfectly that I thought it was the game's voice-acting

    • @catjayp
      @catjayp Před rokem +7

      he has a CZcams channel where he uses his voice. Its called LixianTV and was linked in the description

    • @WaylaidByEndlessNinjas
      @WaylaidByEndlessNinjas Před rokem +2

      I think lixian got the good stuff just because of luck

  • @fantasy2reality717
    @fantasy2reality717 Před 4 lety +2258

    Wade: Why didn't *I* know I had a systems slider?!
    Mark: *THeReS a pOwER Bar?!*

    • @michaelsamlal6798
      @michaelsamlal6798 Před 4 lety +22

      He needs to post that video

    • @Drogon7102
      @Drogon7102 Před 4 lety +9

      @@michaelsamlal6798 he lost the footage of it I think.

    • @Angry5704
      @Angry5704 Před 3 lety +38

      I don't think Mark will ever live that down. I want that quote to be on his gravestone. If I end up playing Terraria with him by some miracle, and he dies, I'm gonna put "Here lies Markiplier"
      'THERE'S A POWER BAR?!'

    • @firestorm6576
      @firestorm6576 Před 3 lety +8

      GOLF WITH FRIENDS INTENSIFIES

    • @humbleinfinity1502
      @humbleinfinity1502 Před 3 lety +21

      *_MY MIC WAS IN THE WAY OF IT, I, I- I'VE BEEN USING THE WHITE BAR!! THAT YOU EXTEND!! AS A GUIDELINE!!!!_*

  • @NostalgiaMan
    @NostalgiaMan Před 5 lety +6618

    Number of times I've started a game of Monopoly - Hundreds
    Number of times I've finished a game of Monopoly - Zero

  • @alexiskelley5787
    @alexiskelley5787 Před 3 lety +792

    I live in Illinois, and I can confirm that we don’t say “Illinois”-
    We say “illinououou~”

  • @demonprincess9680
    @demonprincess9680 Před 3 lety +599

    Wade: The man who put up with the great trades and negotiation and should have won
    Earlier ...
    Wade: Let's trade
    Mark: No
    Wade: Let's trade
    Mark: No
    Wade: Let's trade
    Mark: fine T_T

  • @isabellawang5203
    @isabellawang5203 Před 5 lety +2233

    Lixian is like the new Barbara...
    Now we just wait for an epic animated battle to be made

    • @Name-gt7lf
      @Name-gt7lf Před 5 lety +6

      Isabella Wang who the feck is Barbara

    • @Aurantix
      @Aurantix Před 5 lety +51

      Barbara, the legendary Uno player.

    • @isabellawang5203
      @isabellawang5203 Před 5 lety +32

      Name Yeah Barbara is the sworn enemy of Wade’s during Uno

    • @strawberryduchess656
      @strawberryduchess656 Před 5 lety +10

      Isabella Wang would Lixian animate it?

    • @kiki-li6501
      @kiki-li6501 Před 5 lety +30

      What if Lixian and Barbara secretly are working together? There winning loads of games to gather their strength so that they can make an epic ALLIANCE with mark bob and wade

  • @coreyjuhasz9500
    @coreyjuhasz9500 Před 5 lety +265

    Wade = Chaos
    Mark = Order
    Bob = Balance
    Lixan = The Silent Observer

    • @mattaffenit9898
      @mattaffenit9898 Před 5 lety +11

      Wade = Nurgle
      Mark = Khorne
      Bob = Slaanesh
      Lixian = Tzeench
      It makes... too much sense.

    • @ragnheiurr4582
      @ragnheiurr4582 Před 5 lety +1

      Blood Fer The Blood God, Man.
      Southern Khornate Aggression

    • @vistagreat9994
      @vistagreat9994 Před rokem

      CHAOS REIGNS!

  • @naglesh9963
    @naglesh9963 Před 3 lety +566

    Mark: "I don't even wear hats!"
    Unus Annus fans: sure buddy, sure.

  • @willfahey6348
    @willfahey6348 Před 3 lety +190

    Mark, Bob, and Wade: I'm about to do what's called a pro gamer move.
    Lixian: I'm 4 parallel universes ahead of you.

  • @waffledemonoverlord4232
    @waffledemonoverlord4232 Před 4 lety +2298

    "You have monopoly in Portugal right?"
    Me, a portuguese with 3 different monopolies: um no we eat them here

    • @carolinalopes5312
      @carolinalopes5312 Před 3 lety +43

      😂😂 Is it just me or in Portugal families always end up playing monopoly? I mean, in my family is almost like a tradition now 🤣

    • @alexs.5171
      @alexs.5171 Před 3 lety +50

      I’ve seen like 20 different versions of Monopoly here (US). I own like 5 different versions of the same game, and it’s weird. No game should have a new version out every few months.

    • @ncrranger9154
      @ncrranger9154 Před 3 lety +4

      I've seen so many monopoly versions here in Canada it rivals the amount of history of my family i've learned in UNO

    • @seran3638
      @seran3638 Před 3 lety +1

      @@alexs.5171 fr, and even though I own at least 5 versions I don't think I've played an entire game since I was 8 years old.

    • @astrok5858
      @astrok5858 Před 3 lety +1

      @@alexs.5171 @Magic the Gathering

  • @joshuapskowski8211
    @joshuapskowski8211 Před 5 lety +413

    Wade: "You should wear a hat, it'll cover up my bald Spot."
    ...Wait, what?

    • @star_is_g
      @star_is_g Před 5 lety +12

      XD thats like saying,"dont get a cat cause im allergic to it" to a stranger.

    • @jacobm9531
      @jacobm9531 Před 4 lety +4

      The joke was that bob kept saying mark was wades character, so they, in that sense, one in the same, so either wade is incredobly stupid or smarter than he seems

  • @ryaniscoolhi1019
    @ryaniscoolhi1019 Před 3 lety +107

    41:28 don't mind me this is just my timestamps for later

  • @joelyt1682
    @joelyt1682 Před 3 lety +148

    "For every bacon, there is always a Kevin"
    ~ Wade
    *Best quote ever*

  • @SuiseiUsagi
    @SuiseiUsagi Před 5 lety +1050

    I need an animation of these "Blah Blah Destiny" speeches plz!

    • @flameofthephoenix788
      @flameofthephoenix788 Před 4 lety +33

      Lixian! Get on this asap!

    • @TheBreadMan25
      @TheBreadMan25 Před 4 lety +12

      U N D E R R A T E D
      C O M M E N T

    • @demonprincess9680
      @demonprincess9680 Před 3 lety +17

      Just as long as they include the part where Wade tried to force Mark into a trade three times in a row before Mark accepted and then chose bankruptcy

  • @LordCantalo
    @LordCantalo Před 5 lety +1626

    Lixian declaring bankruptcy was such a power move.

    • @xxalex423xx
      @xxalex423xx Před 5 lety +42

      I didnt say it i declared it!

    • @thomasmckenzie11
      @thomasmckenzie11 Před 5 lety +13

      Mark, I gotta trade to offer!

    • @frogsinsandals
      @frogsinsandals Před 5 lety +23

      damn, spoiler 😪

    • @paperremix
      @paperremix Před 5 lety +40

      Lixian should play with them again!!!! Fav guest so far!!!

    • @jaden7f
      @jaden7f Před 5 lety

      Hey so if you could not that would be great

  • @Verytotallymanly
    @Verytotallymanly Před 3 lety +207

    I love how you can hear lixian giggling throughout this

  • @moon16879
    @moon16879 Před rokem +28

    the whole sequence of wade trading with mark and the auction part immediately after, honestly made me cry. wade is the best, for that he really deserved that win

  • @israelpina6570
    @israelpina6570 Před 5 lety +683

    Wade’s repetitive trading was perfect

    • @brianbommarito3376
      @brianbommarito3376 Před 4 lety +45

      “Lixian, we should do a trade after this.” -Wade, Lord Minion 777, 2019.

  • @YCountdownY
    @YCountdownY Před 5 lety +499

    26:50
    Mark: Reality can be whatever I want.
    Everyone else: F U C

    • @HittingBandy
      @HittingBandy Před 5 lety +9

      Is that a motherfucking Thanos reference?

    • @aggelossourelis1040
      @aggelossourelis1040 Před 5 lety +5

      @Jovit ___ and unfortunately doesn't climb into Thanos' butt, smh...

    • @tracematson385
      @tracematson385 Před 5 lety +2

      @@aggelossourelis1040 Gasps* SPOILERS!

    • @emlynselene1096
      @emlynselene1096 Před 5 lety

      I haven't even seen endgame, and I already know everything that happens.
      Just gotta say something.
      Thanos' end which was one of the 3 endings I wanted him to have
      And everything else that happened wasn't surprising.

  • @prometheanrebel3838
    @prometheanrebel3838 Před 3 lety +147

    I've noticed a pattern whenever Mark plays this game.
    The way it ends is always when people just up and quit because of all the bullshittery that happens. It's hilarous.

  • @darkvendar895
    @darkvendar895 Před 3 lety +93

    When the great trade of repeating history occured i was crying of laughter to the point where i was asked if i was okay. Then JUST when i finally recovered from such a majesty, the laugh factory went back in business when mark realized all the properties had to be auctioned and made things worse. Truly i have found what joy feels like

  • @moriah_1750
    @moriah_1750 Před 5 lety +608

    Mark three months ago: Whats wrong with Monopoly!?
    Mark now: END MY SUFFERING!

    • @nickdelsobral9198
      @nickdelsobral9198 Před 3 lety +5

      moriah _17_ , Mark and his fan base know things about monopoly they wish they could forget

    • @stevewatts9954
      @stevewatts9954 Před 3 lety +4

      Wade three months ago: "I'm really looking forward to this game, in particular" /sarcasm
      Wade now: "YoU gUyZ WANnA PlAy AGAIN!?!??!?!?"

  • @TheThreeDGrasshopper
    @TheThreeDGrasshopper Před 5 lety +1032

    Lixian: monopoly beast
    Wade: rock solid w apparently a moist, humpable mother(grandmother possibly)
    Mark: southern agression
    Bob: RR/Utility addict

  • @xenowreborn
    @xenowreborn Před rokem +56

    wade: "You should It'd cover up my bald spot"
    Here we can see wade's Manipulation in play, causing markiplier GREAT confusion, and thus weakening his willpower, allowing for the Broken Trade deal later down the road to be possible

  • @AdNoctemMedia
    @AdNoctemMedia Před 2 lety +80

    2 years later and Wade was right... they haven't invited Lixian back for Monopoly

  • @hemtai
    @hemtai Před 4 lety +937

    “For every bacon, there is a Kevin to go with it... for how else could they have filmed Hollow Man” - Wade

  • @cyborgz843
    @cyborgz843 Před 4 lety +340

    “Thanks for the applause, whoever that was” has the same energy with “THANK YOU, RANDOM CITIZEN!”

  • @ToJoAudio
    @ToJoAudio Před 3 lety +33

    Mark to Lixian: Lixian you played monopoly right?
    Lixian: ...........
    Mark Bob & Wade: *Why do we hear boss music?*

  • @vinsanity7517
    @vinsanity7517 Před 3 lety +285

    I feel like lixian is becoming a God. and everyone's is just channeling their resources to keep the torch lit.

  • @TDArulesclub4
    @TDArulesclub4 Před 4 lety +285

    Favorite highlights
    6:04 "Holy fuck my mother I'll buy it."
    12:51 The story of Wade's boner story.
    35:05 Mark's speech until he realized the process took longer than his speech.
    47:26 The longest turn in Monopoly ends.

  • @chrisarbour
    @chrisarbour Před 5 lety +697

    48:06 Mark trying to recover
    48:17 Wade "You guys wanna play again?"

    • @kingofalls
      @kingofalls Před 4 lety +7

      That was the best thing ever

    • @kingofalls
      @kingofalls Před 4 lety +6

      I dead when I heard this

    • @sammoreed
      @sammoreed Před 4 lety +2

      Perfect timing for it too

    • @loganshaw9198
      @loganshaw9198 Před 4 lety +1

      Lol "the game will not troll us this time right!?!?"

  • @carterstevenson6009
    @carterstevenson6009 Před 2 lety +85

    Wade is underrated, he can be hilarious.
    “You guys want to play again?”

  • @AnnoyingTiger888
    @AnnoyingTiger888 Před 2 lety +41

    It feels like Lixian is the baby brother that finally got to hang out with his big bro Mark and Mark's friends only to regret it because they are all insane.

  • @bappoisfruito5045
    @bappoisfruito5045 Před 5 lety +1473

    Mark: refuses offer
    Wade: does it again
    Mark: refuses offer "you wont do it again"
    Wade: does it again
    Mark: "AHAHAHHAAHHHHHHHHHH"

  • @milag7999
    @milag7999 Před 5 lety +458

    That trading part killed me, I saw my life flash before my eyes I couldn’t breath from so laughing so hard 😂

  • @TheJjcczz
    @TheJjcczz Před 6 měsíci +5

    This is still one of the most incredible games of monopoly I’ve ever seen. Not only that, but the way they teased Lixian and then quickly got beat is exactly like one of Lixian’s editor animations. It’s like they were actually playing against animated Lixian

  • @japbstudios
    @japbstudios Před 2 lety +50

    36:50
    Lixian: "No. No. I don't wanna leave prison. It's fun in here!"
    *I don't wanna be free*
    Sing it!

  • @a_really_awkward_queer_person

    *me: distractedly scrolling through the comments*
    *them: overly southern shouting about the Walking Dead*
    *me:* what the hell did I miss?!

    • @bumbinelson
      @bumbinelson Před 4 lety +22

      Same.. reading... all of a sudden: "your mom is.... F.U.C.K.A.B.L.E" 😳

    • @jessicaweyand9391
      @jessicaweyand9391 Před 4 lety +9

      Ah so I'm not only one, good, good

    • @loganshaw9198
      @loganshaw9198 Před 4 lety +7

      Where is that Carl meme when you need it.

    • @natsueyama
      @natsueyama Před 3 lety +11

      @@loganshaw9198 CARRRRLLLL, THAT KILLS PEOPLE

  • @sammigoldstein7009
    @sammigoldstein7009 Před 5 lety +1322

    Jack is currently photoshoping you into a Barbie on his stream

  • @opinionminion4189
    @opinionminion4189 Před 3 lety +55

    Dr. Strange: Dormammu, I've come to bargain
    Wade: Mark, I've come to trade

  • @Axfou
    @Axfou Před 3 lety +16

    43:40 wade is the f#$% best XD

  • @Tielesiti
    @Tielesiti Před 5 lety +607

    *"For some reason, I thought I was going to prison."* -LixianTV, April 28th, 2019

  • @oregan0
    @oregan0 Před 5 lety +190

    47:12 Finally somebody who appreciates the hilarity of the microphone cutting out

  • @kastiak06
    @kastiak06 Před rokem +31

    I'm sad that there aren't more videos with these four. Lixian should be invited again someday

  • @ashshortfuse2120
    @ashshortfuse2120 Před 5 měsíci +3

    To this day, Wade pulling a
    Cmdr. Shepard to win, talking Mark
    and Lixian into self-destruction,
    remains legendary.

  • @andgaming2720
    @andgaming2720 Před 5 lety +500

    Wade: You are the one true king
    Mark: Not Again!!!!

  • @TailsIsDisappointed
    @TailsIsDisappointed Před 5 lety +878

    Mark should play the Monopoly Cheaters edition. The actual game board.

  • @saggysackofpotatoes1351
    @saggysackofpotatoes1351 Před 3 lety +101

    *lixian, when this is all said and done we should make a trade.*

  • @nathanlitz4634
    @nathanlitz4634 Před 3 lety +46

    The ending is a freaking golden and then Wade says "...dO yOu WaNnA pLaY aGaIn?"

  • @witchofthemoss
    @witchofthemoss Před 5 lety +510

    Basically the whole Monopoly game:
    *S E L F D E S T R U C T*

    • @loganshaw9198
      @loganshaw9198 Před 4 lety

      I did not know Monopoly had a M.A.D. opinion.

  • @manthanbhatt2162
    @manthanbhatt2162 Před 4 lety +438

    Now I know how dormamu must've felt with the whole bargain thingy.

    • @loganshaw9198
      @loganshaw9198 Před 4 lety +10

      You are my prisoner now.

    • @j.p1183
      @j.p1183 Před 3 lety +24

      Wade: Markimoo i've come to trade

  • @kelseywu4319
    @kelseywu4319 Před rokem +13

    33:42 Lixian is such a funny guy I love him so much

  • @jamesofthekaijukompendium
    @jamesofthekaijukompendium Před 3 lety +19

    31:15 Ironically enough that IS a pro-strat move.

  • @Handington
    @Handington Před 5 lety +297

    This was one of the best Monopoly games I've ever watched

  • @fourleafclovers1204
    @fourleafclovers1204 Před 5 lety +694

    Can we get a sad yeehaw for Mark’s newly acknowledged southern aggression?
    😔🤠

  • @racheldiaz2590
    @racheldiaz2590 Před 3 lety +13

    47:09 “the on- ... the oonn” i’m dying

  • @tautvydasjuska6769
    @tautvydasjuska6769 Před 3 lety +18

    40:18 i bursted in laughter because of that