How To Order Mcdonalds Like A Boss

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  • @AzakielRuns
    @AzakielRuns Před 4 lety +11842

    Boss: "Don't worry, You'll learn your job really quick!"
    His first customer:

  • @_AFHz
    @_AFHz Před 4 lety +13393

    Boss: don't worry this job is easy
    His first customer:

  • @laszlolorenzi979
    @laszlolorenzi979 Před 2 lety +763

    Friend: "get your food first"
    Me who has no money: "you know, I'm actually not that hungry"
    Friend: "don't worry, I'll pay"
    *Me 2 seconds later:*

    • @seamali4383
      @seamali4383 Před rokem +8

      7 years (almost 8) later... November 4th 2022... Time flies huh. Nostalgia hit hard when I listened to this after so long 💙💚💛💜

    • @chocolateshephard
      @chocolateshephard Před rokem

      @@seamali4383 same man

    • @caffeinatedkatie4696
      @caffeinatedkatie4696 Před 8 měsíci

      Just seeing this comment on Christmas of '23. Still funny

  • @aaronnoel9139
    @aaronnoel9139 Před 3 lety +423

    imagine the cashier heard everything and told him his total 😂

    • @mohavicdelofficial6891
      @mohavicdelofficial6891 Před rokem +8

      That would be crazy 😂😂😂 the cashier would be promoted to a big company if that happened 😂😂

    • @blood_style_639
      @blood_style_639 Před 2 měsíci

      😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂

    • @codyjohnson6427
      @codyjohnson6427 Před 28 dny

      Or rapped the receipt back to him along with an extra line for the total

  • @God-1472
    @God-1472 Před 4 lety +3591

    Teacher: The listening test Won't be that hard
    The listening test:

  • @Diegosmoni
    @Diegosmoni Před 4 lety +8578

    It's the cashier's first day...

  • @SwavarskiGames
    @SwavarskiGames Před 27 dny +5

    Its now a tradition to watch this every few months :D

  • @IyeViking
    @IyeViking Před 3 lety +54

    6 years later, and I still enjoy it as much as I did when it first came out.

  • @flukou1106
    @flukou1106 Před 4 lety +5038

    Nobody:
    CZcams: wanna see a guy order McDonalds like a boss?

    • @gieltimmermans
      @gieltimmermans Před 4 lety +39

      Those ‘Nobody:’ jokes are overused these days

    • @damee237
      @damee237 Před 4 lety +4

      @@gieltimmermans true

    • @flukou1106
      @flukou1106 Před 4 lety

      Chicken Nugget your not wrong but I just thought of it

    • @theblackheart7389
      @theblackheart7389 Před 4 lety +4

      @@gieltimmermans those "nobody" jokes no longer funny and they become overused and bad

    • @joltix3494
      @joltix3494 Před 4 lety

      I watched it 4 years ago

  • @stickfights5958
    @stickfights5958 Před 4 lety +3253

    When your friend is paying for the food: 0:18

  • @ZeeJBC
    @ZeeJBC Před 2 lety +108

    “Here’s your bill sir.”
    Hi-Rez: “Oh shit!”

    • @JXRRXD23
      @JXRRXD23 Před 4 měsíci +1

      He would be rapping like he has bills to pay for the money

  • @diegooo6544
    @diegooo6544 Před 2 lety +31

    The “let me get sum nuggets too” and then that pause.. then continuing to rap. That part went hard to me for sum reason

  • @lukejamesbgn
    @lukejamesbgn Před 9 lety +2870

    Dude at the register deserves a raise for actually trying to take that order down!

    • @airsoftjock
      @airsoftjock Před 9 lety +92

      Uh, no? Lol "he didn't get not one thing" ring a bell?

    • @lukejamesbgn
      @lukejamesbgn Před 9 lety +54

      Still tried!

    • @Austin66411
      @Austin66411 Před 9 lety +34

      He didn't try tf. You obviously heard him say a Big Mac, 2 apple pies, hash brown, and some nuggets, parfait, shamrock shake, and 2 other shakes.
      BITCH TF I just wrote that as I listened to the rap

    • @junikohana
      @junikohana Před 9 lety +34

      Jorge Lorgeros awesome man, you should put this comment on your CV when you apply for a job at mcdonalds
      😂

    • @airsoftjock
      @airsoftjock Před 9 lety +1

      DarkerTempest Lmao

  • @mrbigg151
    @mrbigg151 Před 4 lety +7957

    Plot twist: The cashier repeats his order to confirm
    Edit: Thanks for all the likes! 8000+ 😳Yall are🥇in my book

  • @jonathanaugustin647
    @jonathanaugustin647 Před 2 lety +34

    I love how the cashier was taking it super seriously.

  • @monicazeng7262
    @monicazeng7262 Před 2 lety +8

    I watched this a long time ago. It’s so nice to be back.

  • @xtiger9695
    @xtiger9695 Před 4 lety +22130

    I like how the cashier is acting like he is doing something😂

  • @billymcleod7511
    @billymcleod7511 Před 4 lety +16455

    *me an hour after telling myself i’m going on a diet*

  • @cristellejames1657
    @cristellejames1657 Před rokem +14

    I still repeat this in my head everyday.

  • @AngelaC-fl3bs
    @AngelaC-fl3bs Před 3 měsíci +3

    Every so often I remember, and I come back to this video

  • @heisenberg4192
    @heisenberg4192 Před 4 lety +2184

    Imagine if the cashier also raps in return.
    Top 10 comebacks.

  • @Dakenzzi
    @Dakenzzi Před 4 lety +3565

    Plot twist: he got everything!
    Everyone: *NANI???*

    • @noidea889
      @noidea889 Před 4 lety +9

      dakenzy Haha you my guy #Omaiwa mu Schinderju army

    • @Dakenzzi
      @Dakenzzi Před 4 lety +9

      @@noidea889 yeah man anime for life :)

    • @luke-hv6mp
      @luke-hv6mp Před 4 lety +4

      JustLeave what the fuck did you just say? i’ve never seen someone butcher it so bad

    • @noidea889
      @noidea889 Před 4 lety +2

      @@luke-hv6mp haha lol

    • @vympel2732
      @vympel2732 Před 4 lety +6

      And then he starts rapping the order back to him

  • @josephnieves4068
    @josephnieves4068 Před 3 měsíci +4

    This McDonald's doesn't even exist anymore

  • @cyntheticturtle
    @cyntheticturtle Před 3 měsíci +1

    0:53 Anybody else notice the manager just peeking around the corner? 🤣

  • @TheRealViperX
    @TheRealViperX Před 3 lety +3065

    when your friends say "no its ok i will pay"
    0:18

    • @Itsnoahscott
      @Itsnoahscott Před 3 lety +7

      Stay?

    • @TortugaBruv
      @TortugaBruv Před 3 lety +55

      @@Itsnoahscott I think the joke meant that when your friend says they will pay for the food you start ordering a bunch of stuff

    • @FlyingPotty420
      @FlyingPotty420 Před 3 lety +2

      Lol

    • @bushrajeem
      @bushrajeem Před 3 lety +13

      Meanwhile me: buying the entire store..

    • @aeronncorcino9839
      @aeronncorcino9839 Před 3 lety +7

      Plot twist he really paid for it

  • @williamaitken9240
    @williamaitken9240 Před 9 lety +5752

    thanks for visiting McDonalds, that'll be $120

  • @MeLovePizza4717
    @MeLovePizza4717 Před 11 měsíci +20

    Who else came back for nostalgic reasons?

  • @maqueengames
    @maqueengames Před měsícem +5

    I remember watching this as a kid😢

  • @abhishekgowda6458
    @abhishekgowda6458 Před 4 lety +6004

    The guy at counter should have been like "that will be 980$"..

  • @ferrishaddeuskhoo9689
    @ferrishaddeuskhoo9689 Před 4 lety +2402

    imagine if that person at the counter got all of that😂

    • @jordy11
      @jordy11 Před 4 lety +101

      $132,456

    • @afiqabqari7126
      @afiqabqari7126 Před 4 lety +76

      "All of money in your bank account please"

    • @CHIKI7AKA
      @CHIKI7AKA Před 4 lety +7

      @@jordy11 u really calculated it?

    • @icey8108
      @icey8108 Před 4 lety +2

      I would've

    • @m4rk0b0y
      @m4rk0b0y Před 4 lety +6

      @@jordy11 do u understand thats over 130k dollars?

  • @03Tcg
    @03Tcg Před 4 měsíci +2

    I love yatchy but this will always be the OG

  • @12345sbt54321
    @12345sbt54321 Před 3 lety +5

    Dude at the desk was trying to do something he just didn't know where to start 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @joshh7510
    @joshh7510 Před 4 lety +2179

    People: What music you listen to?
    Me: It's McComplicated

  • @urmilasoni7424
    @urmilasoni7424 Před 4 lety +1427

    the real fun begins when he raps back at you

  • @cl4y
    @cl4y Před 2 lety +2

    This is one of those videos you have to come back to and visit every once in a while

  • @thenerd6554
    @thenerd6554 Před 3 lety +10

    I like how that McDonald's worker actually tried to write is orders

  • @idontgetthejoke9465
    @idontgetthejoke9465 Před 4 lety +1237

    when the music started i bet the worker was like
    "why do i hear boss music?"

  • @zeskiee7079
    @zeskiee7079 Před 4 lety +2171

    This man: Rapping for a minute
    The counter man: Can you repeat one more time please?

    • @arthurm.8208
      @arthurm.8208 Před 4 lety +29

      Let me get two big mac
      And two apple pies,
      A little bit of sprite
      In the side of fries
      Gotta get a minute
      Let me get a meat chicken,
      Hot sauce,
      Make sure to kick it
      I want to make a rib,
      Before i make fish,
      Let me get a hash brown
      If it doesn't lunch a divinend,
      Summer beam,
      Excited and upset and
      And get some luggage
      Soon i wanna buy a cake in a parfain,
      So weird i am really and as hard day,
      Let me get a mid-calf a lot say
      And a couple houndred lost shamrock shakes,
      Cabaret,h-ic ran a crap on the side please,
      Let me get a burger with a slice
      Of cheese, with no onions or pickles
      Hold that please,
      I want to make flurries to Windows
      My M&M's , want Oreos,
      I want everything on the dollar menu,
      When a burger with Jalapenos.
      Could we get a snap wrap for my bat habit,
      And i track that just no rocks ,
      No taking everything to go ,
      So peg that in the black bag,
      Hi-rez, another flap jack.
      Did you get all that?

    • @arthurm.8208
      @arthurm.8208 Před 4 lety

      @Haida Alishadra SHUT UP! MAKE YOU BETTER IF YOU CAN!

    • @akshay7274
      @akshay7274 Před 4 lety +1

      @@arthurm.8208 you typed it wow 😮

    • @arthurm.8208
      @arthurm.8208 Před 4 lety

      @@akshay7274 this was ez

    • @derout
      @derout Před 4 lety

      333 illuminati confirmed

  • @tatianamalvoisin1701
    @tatianamalvoisin1701 Před 3 lety +51

    Can I get two Big Mac's, two apple pies
    Nah, nah, actually
    Let me get two Big Macs and two apple pies
    A little bit of Sprite and a side of fries
    Let me get a McDouble, let me get a McChicken
    Hot sauce, make sure that shit kickin'
    I want a McRib, before I McPiss
    Let me get a hash brown if it isn't lunch yet
    If it is, I'ma be McSad and upset
    Let me get some nuggets too
    I want a bundt cake and a parfait
    Two of them, I really had a hard day
    Let me get a McCafe latte
    And a couple hundred large shamrock shakes
    Powerade, Hi-C
    Ranch snack wrap on the side, please?
    Let me get a burger, with a slice of cheese
    But no onions or pickles, so hold that please
    I want a McFlurry, two of those; one M&M, one Oreo's
    I want everything on the dollar menu and a burger with jalapenos
    Let me get a snack wrap for my backpack
    Better not tax that, add duck sauce, no Aflac
    Taking everything to go, so pack that in a black bag
    Hi-Rez eatin' all the flapjacks

  • @FunnyPizzaNoid
    @FunnyPizzaNoid Před 5 dny

    "I want a McRib before I McPiss"
    Best line of 2015

  • @mh2viper105
    @mh2viper105 Před 3 lety +5024

    When you’re on day 1000 of papa's freezeria....

  • @raedodeh5058
    @raedodeh5058 Před 3 lety +1947

    Imagine the cashier: "Sorry english not so good"

  • @ChrissS3630
    @ChrissS3630 Před 9 měsíci +3

    I come back every now and then js to relive good times

  • @THE_MEME-MAN
    @THE_MEME-MAN Před 5 měsíci +2

    WE GETTING SLAP BY THE PEOPLE IN THE QUEUE WITH YHIS ONE🔥🔥🔥🔥

  • @hazeroyale3265
    @hazeroyale3265 Před 4 lety +2852

    when Eminem is the cashier: is that all sir?

    • @uliseslopez2068
      @uliseslopez2068 Před 3 lety +44

      yea I don’t think Eminem’s fingers are fast

    • @alexbouche5410
      @alexbouche5410 Před 3 lety +171

      @@uliseslopez2068 Actually ask your mom that question.

    • @uliseslopez2068
      @uliseslopez2068 Před 3 lety +7

      Actually his fingers ain’t fast

    • @alexbouche5410
      @alexbouche5410 Před 3 lety +6

      @@uliseslopez2068 Probably why she did not put up a fight.

    • @uliseslopez2068
      @uliseslopez2068 Před 3 lety +18

      @@alexbouche5410 I never did and you spelled fight wrong go to 1st grade

  • @HiRezTV
    @HiRezTV  Před 9 lety +162

    Make sure yall follow me on twitter/ig/soundcloud!

    • @TheIronWilson
      @TheIronWilson Před 9 lety +1

      HiRezTV damn

    • @trillgotit1798
      @trillgotit1798 Před 9 lety

      For show this hella funny

    • @Allusionized
      @Allusionized Před 9 lety +4

      Do more of these!!

    • @saragraff8419
      @saragraff8419 Před 9 lety +1

      Damn, i love that!!!!! Hay.....I wanna see taco bell and burger king!!!! LOL! You know the beat part....my 10 year old son can sing every word anywhere and its not about dope or bitches or cussing!........Just wanted to say thank you. Thank You.

    • @danryan1102
      @danryan1102 Před 9 lety

      HiRezTV you did good bro great rap seen

  • @ethan1036
    @ethan1036 Před 2 lety +2

    Me: since its my birthday so food's on me, what do you want?
    My friend:

  • @infiernoworks886
    @infiernoworks886 Před rokem +3

    I love how the cashier is listening to the order, great video!

  • @mymaingotbanned_not5816
    @mymaingotbanned_not5816 Před 4 lety +456

    “I want a burger with, jalapeños”
    Cashier still tryna find the apple pies.

  • @drakeofficial6168
    @drakeofficial6168 Před 3 lety +4506

    “Alright sir this is your order,
    -2 Big Macs
    -2 apple pies
    -1 small sprite
    -1 small fries
    -1 McDouble
    -1 McChicken with hot sauce
    -1 McRib
    -1 hash Brown
    -4 piece nuggets
    -1 Bundt cake
    -2 parfait
    -1 McCafé latte
    -200 large size shamrock shakes
    -1 large size Powerade
    -1 large size Hi-C
    -2 ranch snack wrap
    -1 McBurger with no onions and no pickles
    -1 M&M McFlurry
    -1 Oreo McFlurry
    -Everything on the dollar menu
    -1 McBurger with jalapeños
    -1 Flapjack
    Will that be everything sir?”

    • @jackolantern3398
      @jackolantern3398 Před 3 lety +247

      Wow didnt think anyone would do this

    • @MrSanfrinsisco
      @MrSanfrinsisco Před 3 lety +128

      Everything's just one of this, one of that. And then there's 200 shamrock shakes.

    • @whitewolf8942
      @whitewolf8942 Před 3 lety +27

      2 parfaits**

    • @the_slow_s197
      @the_slow_s197 Před 3 lety +35

      @@MrSanfrinsisco shamrock shakes are fucking awesome tho so I dont blame him for buying 200 of em

    • @vicious4871
      @vicious4871 Před 3 lety +7

      McBurger??

  • @ragsthecouch6568
    @ragsthecouch6568 Před 3 lety +2

    I just remembered this video popping up in my head.

  • @topesmcgoat
    @topesmcgoat Před 2 lety +1

    2021 update brought me back here. Classic.

  • @zrxys6423
    @zrxys6423 Před 4 lety +1219

    Imagine if the cashier said “We don’t serve that after 4 pm”

  • @shedtheorist
    @shedtheorist Před 4 lety +503

    “How to give a cashier a hard time.” “How to max out your credit card.”

  • @skarmex3439
    @skarmex3439 Před 2 lety +1

    Employee: "Alright sir, your total is *total* cash or card?" 🤣🤣🤣

  • @arijohn4138
    @arijohn4138 Před 3 lety +6

    Those years went by so fricken fast sheesh

  • @lekatamur4451
    @lekatamur4451 Před 4 lety +496

    He protecc
    He attac
    But most importantly:
    He will have a big macc

  • @patrykmiklas7257
    @patrykmiklas7257 Před 9 lety +1931

    I BEG YOU DO THIS AT PIZZA HUT

  • @Fe4RLless
    @Fe4RLless Před 2 měsíci +1

    This was 9 years ago and it’s still a banger

  • @ZeeJBC
    @ZeeJBC Před 2 lety +1

    I can’t stop coming back to this video! I really can’t!🤣

    • @BladeShortz
      @BladeShortz Před rokem +1

      this is my first time coming back to it in like 5 years lmfaoo

    • @ZeeJBC
      @ZeeJBC Před rokem

      @@BladeShortz oh lol

  • @doubleh5613
    @doubleh5613 Před 4 lety +447

    HiRez: *Doing intro*
    Old man: *Having a picture and listening everything*

  • @TheStormBolt-gf8qi
    @TheStormBolt-gf8qi Před 4 lety +962

    Sounds like juju on the beat but it came out 2016 makes no since

    • @Coolkidboby
      @Coolkidboby Před 4 lety +5

      Yeah I'm pretty sure when my friends first showed me juju on that beat the beat was the same as another song I knew I think that's the beat he got it from

    • @dariushardison5860
      @dariushardison5860 Před 3 lety +4

      It's Nuck if you buck

    • @activ1
      @activ1 Před 3 lety +3

      What’s a juju?

    • @m3tbii
      @m3tbii Před 3 lety +2

      Jonathan Plays there’s a song called juju on the beat
      Or something

    • @RoninDaGamer
      @RoninDaGamer Před 3 lety +4

      It was a sample he used for the beat before juju on the beat was released.

  • @whitestanxx3132
    @whitestanxx3132 Před 3 lety +7

    Imagine he said “I’m sorry can you repeat that?”

  • @ticky2586
    @ticky2586 Před měsícem +1

    “I’m sorry sir can you restate your order?”

  • @SUMANSHARMA-iu6fc
    @SUMANSHARMA-iu6fc Před 3 lety +927

    He really took ' fast food' too seriously 😂😂

  • @sushigames9
    @sushigames9 Před 4 lety +28268

    If it was an Asian worker he would say “anything else?”

  • @bollsmace
    @bollsmace Před rokem +2

    imagine bro raps back and its equally as fire as hi-rez’s rap

  • @abdulrahmanmohammed1117
    @abdulrahmanmohammed1117 Před 2 lety +2

    Came back to this video after so many years, still hot

  • @alifoemry5217
    @alifoemry5217 Před 4 lety +1075

    Imagine, if eminem is that cashier.
    8 mile battle in macdonald.

    • @sicariusperemo3789
      @sicariusperemo3789 Před 4 lety +6

      That would make this double sad...

    • @justin_g6187
      @justin_g6187 Před 4 lety +4

      Slim: ah yeah. I got that. That makes,.... No actually. I want two Franklins, and three Grants, five Tubmans, and five hamiltons....
      ......

    • @antonn.mp4
      @antonn.mp4 Před 4 lety +1

      @@sicariusperemo3789 what do you mean

    • @AliRaza-ok9rg
      @AliRaza-ok9rg Před 4 lety

      Damn 😳

    • @Alexsmith-ob9ci
      @Alexsmith-ob9ci Před 4 lety

      @@justin_g6187 what is that?

  • @leeroyjenkins3014
    @leeroyjenkins3014 Před 3 lety +101

    I remember watching this 3-4 years ago and now it’s in my recommended again

  • @anu-kun3130
    @anu-kun3130 Před 3 lety +1

    I like how the guy at the counter just ignored him and did his work while he was rapping.

  • @legendofnoob
    @legendofnoob Před rokem +1

    Everybody at that McDonald's, you just made their day.

  • @acupofwater8020
    @acupofwater8020 Před 4 lety +1140

    Fun fact his total would be 672.39 $ without tax.

  • @JohnCena-sc4gs
    @JohnCena-sc4gs Před 4 lety +1531

    0:11 When you finish a diet

    • @ethanwalsh6826
      @ethanwalsh6826 Před 4 lety +8

      Hahahaha so funny😐get a fucking life and some humor

    • @idcboutlife
      @idcboutlife Před 4 lety +53

      @@ethanwalsh6826 bro chill TF out he's joking

    • @ethanwalsh6826
      @ethanwalsh6826 Před 4 lety +3

      @@idcboutlife well no shit dumbass, thats why i said hahahaha like tf

    • @kai.nw-
      @kai.nw- Před 4 lety +29

      ethanWalsh gaming chill tf out your being fucking sarcastic when you said haha. his joke is funny! Why don’t you get a life like bro it’s a app and one person making a joke like bro chill.

    • @ethanwalsh6826
      @ethanwalsh6826 Před 4 lety +1

      @@kai.nw- i have a life yk, if i didnt have one i wouldnt have been here replying to you

  • @abrianakiarawilliams2675
    @abrianakiarawilliams2675 Před 3 lety +1

    The cashier is like “Bro slow down I don’t know if I got everything.”😂😂😂😂

  • @Nkmusiclast
    @Nkmusiclast Před měsícem +1

    Cashier so dedicated 😂💙

  • @shardulnikam9322
    @shardulnikam9322 Před 3 lety +536

    Teacher: Don’t worry the listening exam isn’t tough.
    The listening exam:

  • @milkyman3460
    @milkyman3460 Před 4 lety +729

    Nobody:
    CZcams: Wanna watch a rapper order in mcdonalds

    • @robertnolan8471
      @robertnolan8471 Před 4 lety

      Haha ikr😂😂

    • @aznee42
      @aznee42 Před 4 lety +4

      Just Make an original comment

    • @adjoolie
      @adjoolie Před 4 lety

      Po Ng : i always look at the comments and never saw this comment so

    • @aznee42
      @aznee42 Před 4 lety +3

      @@adjoolie really? It's always like noBody:
      CZcams: wanna watch.......
      He basically stole it off another video and tweaked it abit

    • @adjoolie
      @adjoolie Před 4 lety

      Po Ng : yep that’s true

  • @hi-ie4el
    @hi-ie4el Před 2 lety +1

    Cashier:unlocks sharingan*aight anything else

  • @scoobywalls
    @scoobywalls Před 2 lety +1

    That guy : yeah okay , u finished ? Pls repeat !

  • @SidPil
    @SidPil Před 4 lety +576

    Me: "Lunch is on me"
    My friends:

    • @edgy1019
      @edgy1019 Před 4 lety +8

      I swear this need way more likes

    • @visin8984
      @visin8984 Před 4 lety +11

      @@edgy1019 nah man, he copied it

    • @edgy1019
      @edgy1019 Před 4 lety +2

      @@visin8984 still pretty funny wherever it came from

    • @dubsu7106
      @dubsu7106 Před 4 lety

      I just got the joke

    • @mineblox6672
      @mineblox6672 Před 4 lety

      That is my friends to when I pay for food

  • @barabbasiii
    @barabbasiii Před 3 lety +2227

    Lyrics:
    Lemme get two Big Macs and two apple pies,
    A little bit of sprite and a side of fries,
    Lemme get a McDouble,
    Lemme get a McChicken,
    Hot sauce,
    Make sure that s*** kickin’,
    I wanna McRib,
    Before I McP***,
    Lemme get a hash brown if it isn’t lunch yet,
    If it is Imma be McSad and upset,
    Lemme get some nuggets too,
    I wanna Bun cake and a Parfait,
    Two of them I really had a hard day,
    Lemme get a McCafe latte,
    And a couple hundred large Shamrock Shakes,
    Powerade, Hi-C,
    Ranch snack rap on the side please,
    Lemme get a burger with a slice a' cheese,
    But no onions or pickles so hold that please,
    I wanna McFlurry, two a those,
    One M&M, one Oreos,
    I want everything on the Dolla’ menu,
    And a burger with Jalapeños,
    Lemme get a snack wrap for my backpack,
    Betta’ not tax that add duck sauce no Aflac,
    Takin’ everything to go so bag that,
    In a black bag,
    Hi-res eatin’ all the flapjacks,
    Did you get all that?
    This thing's been out for 5 Years and NO ONE bothered to make the lyrics for people? None of you guys better say I’ve never done anything for you, cuz I have. Lol
    (Words with asterisks [*] are words I have NO idea what this mans said. (or vulgarity) If you have clarification, comment it and I’ll update the lyrics.)

    • @ashyarts9565
      @ashyarts9565 Před 3 lety +46

      Thank you for the lyrics bruh i needed dem now i can rappppp TYSM YOYR HELPFUL ALMOST FIVE YEARS ANND NOBODY EVEN DID THE LYRICS TY BRUH

    • @lelandalvarez8940
      @lelandalvarez8940 Před 3 lety +27

      Separate videos with the lyrics: Am I a joke to you

    • @barabbasiii
      @barabbasiii Před 3 lety +11

      @@lelandalvarez8940 That made me chuckle no lie. Now if there’s a link then I’d be impressed. Make it and come back.😂😂😂

    • @friendlyneighborhoodgramma9917
      @friendlyneighborhoodgramma9917 Před 3 lety +5

      He says “Better not tax that.”

    • @CosmaPaulaton
      @CosmaPaulaton Před 3 lety

      I think he says better not tax that?

  • @fieryxgamer
    @fieryxgamer Před 3 lety +3

    I love how the employee is just staring at the till trying to add it all.

  • @commander_1222
    @commander_1222 Před 4 lety +683

    Plot twist: the cashier is playing pac man on the other side.

  • @alexbaum2204
    @alexbaum2204 Před 3 lety +180

    You know what would have been about 1000X cooler? If the dude behind the register knew him and they’d already worked it out that he would rap everything back to him in reverse order with another set of bars. Just to blow the minds of all his coworkers.

    • @seamali4383
      @seamali4383 Před rokem +2

      7 years (almost 8) later... November 4th 2022... Time flies huh. Nostalgia hit hard when I listened to this after so long 💙💚💛💜

    • @bobochong9827
      @bobochong9827 Před rokem

      I thought of that to

  • @Jim_61
    @Jim_61 Před 2 lety +2

    Worker: Hi welcome to McDonald’s, how may i help you?
    Costumer: I’d like a mcchick, McRib, cheese burger, big macwopper on the side, large firs on the side, nuggets on side, and a large coke made with love.
    Worker: Give me like, ten minutes to process what the hell you just said…

  • @CentralAssassin
    @CentralAssassin Před rokem +2

    bruh never thought this was already 7 years ago

  • @joea7180
    @joea7180 Před 4 lety +565

    Me if I was the cashier: “Bro I’m just trynna survive through this shift. Why you gotta make this difficult”

    • @dangeroushecker8479
      @dangeroushecker8479 Před 3 lety +1

      Jose anna...sugamano

    • @mayfrenz504
      @mayfrenz504 Před 2 lety +2

      If I was the cashier, I would have just asked them to repeat it one more time

    • @ahhwe-any7434
      @ahhwe-any7434 Před 2 lety

      I was the cashier. I stayed for like 1 mth. F that. Good luck to everyone else tho, fr fr... This was kind of recent too. But I still see mcdonalds everywhere & it takes me back. Sooo, sh I think about yall...
      *ok but did u die
      *your vessels look poppin.dont strain yourself w/ that hemroid? Idk how to spell that. I dont have these problems...
      *don't have a stroke. Good sir,
      *honestly looks like u need to cut back on mcds, fat ass
      *you're too much _sizing you up w/ my hand from a distance_ I mean u just existing. Its too much. You're doing too much
      *idk. Fn call 911... its that serious
      *imagine being jipped in front of ur face, 3xs, but you were too focused on being an asshole genius
      ,,,,,,,,,ill stop

  • @TinyShoken
    @TinyShoken Před 9 lety +371

    Hi-Rez: Did you get all that?
    Cashier:..... Man I'm quittin, this shi* happen every day to me!

  • @fray7052
    @fray7052 Před 3 lety

    The rapper = Rapping the order of the food that he wants
    Cashier Man = Sir so you want everything in the menu ?

  • @Aterrebgnuoy
    @Aterrebgnuoy Před 3 lety +7

    Yo the cashier was actually trying to get everything he said

  • @Ken-rv3qq
    @Ken-rv3qq Před 4 lety +1032

    Lmao: the cashier is probably thinking to himself, “We serve food here sir”. Haahahahha
    Hey thanks for the likes guys never expected this outcome, I’m bedazzled 🤪

  • @alienglory9605
    @alienglory9605 Před 4 lety +345

    Rapper:Do u get that:
    Cashier :YEs
    Rapper:what did I say
    Cashier:everything on the menu

    • @DashyXI
      @DashyXI Před 4 lety +4

      Alien Glory counter?

    • @geschelt903
      @geschelt903 Před 4 lety +3

      @@DashyXI Counter Strike

    • @xjurin
      @xjurin Před 4 lety +2

      I think you suppose to use cashier instead of counter but idc. Good jokes

    • @alienglory9605
      @alienglory9605 Před 4 lety +1

      Done

  • @gelboy5370
    @gelboy5370 Před 2 lety +1

    Old but Gold

  • @Hsj875
    @Hsj875 Před 3 měsíci +1

    Customer "just get this, i wanna" the cashier "so you want basically one or two of everything but you forgot to get a chezbuger

  • @tranquiltgaurav1524
    @tranquiltgaurav1524 Před 3 lety +225

    Plot twist : He wrote down everything and now comes with a bill .

  • @SY-ey4et
    @SY-ey4et Před 3 lety +427

    poor cashier.... did u all see his face staring at the ordering monitor helplessly? LMAO

  • @pankajjagarwal4464
    @pankajjagarwal4464 Před rokem +7

    cashier : Sir your total bill is 1 million dollars. How you gonna pay it?

  • @lewisclark1122
    @lewisclark1122 Před 3 dny

    'Did you get all that?
    'Yes sir, that'll be $853.92'

  • @susanhou5181
    @susanhou5181 Před 4 lety +757

    How to order McDonald’s like an average American person.

    • @-noice-6651
      @-noice-6651 Před 4 lety +20

      Underrated coment, deserves 10k likes

    • @cheesecake8620
      @cheesecake8620 Před 4 lety +30

      Are you implying that an average american can say two sentences without losing breath?

    • @susanhou5181
      @susanhou5181 Před 4 lety +8

      B.jaguar maybe

    • @alexw6279
      @alexw6279 Před 4 lety +4

      nah average americans arent good enough to be able to rap this well

    • @RewindingFilm04
      @RewindingFilm04 Před 4 lety +7

      This but on 0.25x speed