STICK IT UP YER TAILPIPE | Job Simulator (HTC Vive Virtual Reality)
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- I'll fix ya right up there Bill!! Cos I'm good at Job Simulator
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The longer I take the more money I make.
The rules of CZcams everyone.
*indeed*
HAH!
Seems accurate.
Lol
Nice you remind me of my childhood you put Johnny Bravo
*_L A U B !_*
Ogzelle Hunan
🐉👊🏿🙀🙀➗🙀➗🙀💉😒💉😆💉🙀➿➿➿😆🙀😊🙀🙀
A
Nadir. Why?
*L A U G H !*
@@jeffjas6978 the ways of nadir is a strange path
LAUB!!
*Definition of jacksepticeye*
jacksepticeye (jak-sep-tik-eye)
Noun
An Irish, loud, energetic, fun CZcamsr who truly cares about his fans, and is one of the best things to happen to this world by being a beacon of light and hope for his fans and the world.
You have that copied and pasted or something?
Amazing 👌🏻👌🏻
Lily Pad subscribe to me
Lily Pad oh yeah yeah I agree, Jack is
You really did your research
Imagine walking into the room and seeing jack on the floor screaming at a Bill
I would look at him and trying to hold back laughter a) who the fuck he is talking to and B) what the hell he is doing on the floor screaming at "bill"
Ikr
His name is Slzbot (Sleazebot)..
@@DonZollFL no it’s bill dummy
Hawks is it rlly u? Tell All Might I said hi :/
"Its because I sniffed in all that paint, and now *I dont feel so good mr Stark"*
👌
7:45 I found the Markimoo!
Lol
I did to
**Mark's face** "You, sir, have a gigantic head!"
*_DESTRUCTION: 100_* 😂😂
😂😂
🤣
Ha ha ha ha ha ha 🤣
Hahahahahahahahahaha
17:00. Jack: WHOS HAND IS THIS?!
Me: I-it’s the glove box.
Peculiar Pineapple its a glove not a hand and its in the glove box a box where you put gloves
@@hootsy3754 oh that makes sense
Robots don't need gloves nice try skynet
Jack: "too much cocaine today"
Subtitles: "too much cookies today"
Zero 19 so the "cookies" had cocaine in them....
nice..
*crocketts theme starts playing*
I can just imagine a grandma crackhead, now put in your milk and butter with a hint of cocaine now you're going to want a mix up that real nice
CZcams Bots being wholesome :)
COPPA
Family friendly! lmao
I died when Jack said, "Whoa, you got a big head!" and it was Mark's face XD
LAUB!
7:46 here you go, relive the moment XD
LAU6l
Sephiroth Crescent thank you, very cool
HAHAH
You can definitely tell Jack put his heart and soul in the title.
Stop pls
He puts his heart and soul into everything, especially this title.
BOT!!!
I can clearly tell you put your heart and soul into commenting everywhere
Just a random dude on the internet who gives a fuck man
Me: *Sees my first Jacksepticeye for the first time screaming* Haha, look at this crackhead screaming*
Also me: *Being a loyal Jacksepticeye fan for 4 years now showing him to my friend*
My friend: What the hell?
Me: Oh, that's just Jack, he screams, he's Irish and... Did I mention that he screams?
I love how there’s a poster that says “it’s only Illegal if you get caught!”
That’s my motto lmao
I wish real life was like this. One day you could be a mechanic, one day a fire man, one day a boat captain etc. I think it would be great to be able to download skills into my brain and do this in real life.
So, like The Matrix?
This would be cool
Black Mirror👌
Rienne which episode?
i would like to download intelligence okay thank you
I love how he put marks face 😂
It isn't him, it's his editor! 👍
Pokèguy Playz oh lol um isn't Robin who edits his videos
Morgan French I know right 😂😂😂😂
Rip bob ross
I can't believe he didn't get the joke about a glove... In the glove box
17:00
Honestly I reacted the same way, lol!! 😆
Ohhhhhh I didn’t understand that at first
@@infernobandito0774 i watched that part and I didn't react at all
@@thecrusader_1788 k what
I don’t know the joke
0:28 we are all thinking about the shorts, *sigh*
Flamingo shorts......come home
FUCK YEAH
Flamigo shorts..take me home
Alvári Sándor xD 💖
Rad gamer xD 💖💖
@@radsimp5710 to the place I belong...
Maybe the robots Stole the flamingo shorts....
Nightingale Dreams 🤔🤭😟
®ight
That must be it!
@@musicismyeuphoria3053 So,the question is.........How do we get it back from them?
Nightingale Dreams 🤔 first gonna shut them down and then steal the shorts back😂
Forget septipler jack and the flamingo shorts is a greater love story.
Jackmingosepticshorts-
Still a better love story than twilight
JackFlamingoShortsEye
Just forget septipler
Jack: did you kill your girlfriend?
Me: *Gets ad for hinge dating app*
👀
👁👄👁
BILL I AM NOT IN THE SCREEN ANYMORE
imdead🤣🤣🤣🤣
I’ve never read a title in a more Irish accent before this
Agreed
1 question
R u the one who controls all the CZcams channels which comment everywhere?
kremit the frog you are the new Justin Y
K
kremit the frog So true! 😀
Don't forget to *slams the whiteboard*
L A U B!
Jack: I knew to never trust a man with a mustache!
Wilford: HEY D:
I mean in Jack's defense that's probably the worst mustache'd man to trust.
17:01 it's sad he didn't get the joke...
a glove in a glove box
"I dont feel good mister stark"
Oh my god xD
still too soon
@@AngelWingsYT QwQ
“Happy little accidents are about to happen”
-JSE 2019
Jack: I don’t feel so good Mr Stark.
Me: Now Mr Stark doesn’t feel so good.
I’m still grieving hOw dArE yOu
Nugget so am i im sorry :c
rodney siqiniq :c
Jack: SCREW YOU BILL.....
Me: come on say it!
Jack: SCREW YOU BILL!!!!
Me: dang it!
20:09 Yellow screams demonitized.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH 👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌😂
oh how it dose :/
Jared Saludes it also screams that you're dehydrated
Me: *unemployed*
Me: is this how fun jobs are
Bot:looks good I’ll see what I can do about this bill.
Jack:WhAt SPilL wHaT DId YoU dO tO mY MaCaNiC PLaCe XD 12:41
Yellow screams... *Welcome to Trench*
Issy8020 ||-//
Issy8020 SKKSSKSKSKKSSKKSKSKSKSKS
I see you are a woman of culture as well
@@jenkynhewiett-watson1957 thank you 😊😂
||-//
20:01 this bad boy could fit so many *lööps* .
Edit: Oof, Sean hearted this. *Scawy* .
Hannah Crystal give me lööps bröther
i am hungry bröther I must have lööps
Who has the lööps brøther
Bröther, do yöu have my lööps?
Give me lööps brøther
Jack: It doesn't mean that *Antisepticeye moment* anything's wrong with me, I'm fine.
Me: *flashback to how it use to be when Anti was around* OH HELL NO!
The fact that everyone now yells “Kobe” when throwing something away in memory of Kobe and now seeing this when it was a year ago is just such a coincidence 😂
Is it though? Kobe was going to die someday, and people already shouted "Kobe" when making a shot.
I’ve never been so entertained just by an Irish man yelling 😭😭
You perfectly pronounced "láb" in hungarian which means leg so you've been screaming "don't forget to leg" for a minute straight. You're welcome.
Tf is Hungarian and what kind of name is that for a language 😂
holy shit dude this made me laugh xD
Passive VII it’s for the hungry men of the world
@@ocifer ah
@@passivevii4052 i am wheezin the comment and this reply had me wheez
4:40 I found it so freaking wholesome and just adorable at how jack actually pays attention to Bob when he painted, like mentioning phthalo blue and such, it's just so adorable.
He is the only CZcamsr that can make me LAUGH in 3 seconds 🤣
This should be titled
“Jack Realises He Never Made A Full Series On Most Games”
*slaps whiteboard* ‘This bad boy can fit a lot of L A U G H S.’
Old but i have to think of something
Laubs*
Lau6s**
Laubl***
Jack: “I don’t feel so good, Mr. Stark” -Spider man 2018
Me: *sobs*
Yeah I found that funny a bit.
4:57 Bob Ross’s spirit is watching this
Nah he’s rolling in his grave 😂😂😂❤❤❤
CZcams: _reads title_
*DEMONETIZED*
Justin Y. Oh hey, I’m early to your comment.
Whenever I see you
That's how -mafia- commenting everywhere works
Hi
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
oh what do ya know its good ole justin y.
Spiderman
Spiderman
Does whatever a spider can
Eveeythings
Getting dark
I dont feel so good mr stark
CHAOS GAMING why
How dare you
nice but fuck you
Stole from a tik tok
LooOOOOook
tHeRE GoEs ThE SpiDerMan
Jack: "I knew never to trust a man with a mustache."
Also Jack: "Let's hire him, he has a good mustache."
“Then your eyes are blind!”
Jacksepticeye 2019
Kinda crazy how jacksepticeye still hasn’t changed his energy in a long ass time
( edit)
Okay I just got 163 likes on a comment mean while I can’t even get 15 likes in a vid a make😂
Probably the biggest change was from 2014-2015
Gotta make that $$$
His accent makes his videos even better not gonna lie😂
Thanks for inspiring me to make a channel jack
Stumped cool channel, ill sub
Stumped you fucking clout chaser you said “ you inspired me to make a youtube channel” on another channel pussy ass 9 year old
Everybody chill
I subbed
@@calvin... Chill the Hell out dude what did he do to you
“Ill see what i can do about this bill”
“WHAT SPILL”
This is how many times Jack said Bill
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I love how at 21:54 jack looks st the gasoline for a few seconds and then decides to burn down the building best part 🤣🤣
CannierBee58 Me too I died laughing
It woulda been more funny if it cut to black after he grabbed the gasoline 😂😂but it was still funny
Me too i keep skipping to that
Fuck you BIIILLLLLL YOU FUCKING FU......
(The Dad Part-) Hits different now, When you know that his Dad has sadly passed away a year or two ago
I was going to comment how he's being an angry boi yet again while VR working but then I realized it's the same day as his convenience store job 🙈 so it's just a continuation of the sass, but
_bill he ever be a happy boi when working?_
_bill his dad ever return?_
*The world may never know.*
*THE WORLD WILL NEVER KNOW*
youre so dedicated
+The MAGIC bottle of Bleach no, u
@The MAGIC bottle of Bleach K I wanna die :3
The MAGIC bottle of Bleach go ask t series to drink u
Jack Septic Univeristy
10/10 would recommend
I love watching jacksepticeye vr letsplays because you get to learn about his body language and its hilarious
Who wants VR with smells that could be emitted as well?
@@Shorteagle XD
Smellevision
Considering how many poisons and smells like lead paint are in these probably not
Watch pewdiepies nocules rift south park video
Isnt psvr coming out with that somewhat soon
3:18 'i don't feel so good mr stark' xD
Ah yes I remember watching jack 4 years ago when I was little your were my favorite CZcamsr I watched all your videos and your still the best keep of the great work man❤️
Lol "It's because I sniffed all that paint"
17:03 it's a... glovebox...
I was so mad that he didnt connect that 😂😂😭
PsychoPup same😂
Still, his reaction to the ‘severed hand’ was fun.
@@Galaxy-24 true lol
When you found the hand in the car drawer it was actually a glove and that’s an achievement
Hopefully this helps anyone that needed that achievement
Did you get it when they put a glove in the glove compartment
No plz tell me
If they fly, why do they need a car?
○.○
Faster transportation.
Good point
Same reason they need food
they dont fly they hover
Robot:"I need a car that matches my personality"
Jack: well it's already shit brown
This is the best joke Jack has ever made change my mind
Part 2 of Jack gets shook by the doughnut wheels 😂😂💀
What if my tailpipe is blocked by *flamingo shorts?*
丂ㄩ丂卄丨 GIVE THEM UP NOW SOME WE CAN GET THE REWORD
GIVE JACK HIS FLAMINGO SHORTS BACK!
FLAMINGO PARTOL MOVE OUT
BOI GIVE THE COFFEE BEAN HIS SHORTS BACK
THEY FUCKING GOT ME! WE’RE COMPROMISED BUB, WE’RE COMPROMISED!!! GO GO GO!
*marks face rolls up*
jack: hello sir, you have a big head
me: *ded*
Same lmao. I wonder if that edit was Jack's idea or Robin's
Jack: this is too much pressure for me!
Also jack: *makes CZcams videos*
Bill:*interups Jack's montage*
Jack: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Sean and Robin have been really upping their game lately. Loved the video!!
How the robots float, you may ask?
Well, the gravity of the planet is altered as they float at a tangent to all air particles which are arranged perpendicular to their propellers and thus they can change the densities of their bottoms and Alice has reached the wonderland.
Idfk what I typed.
Sound like actual science.
R/iamverysmart
Game theory reads this: AHHHHH MatPat: Austin calm down!
Other words: propellers
Also,
Jack:Bill, bill, bill, bill
Also Jack:*Looks behind him* and screams at the top of his lungs, THERE'S A BILL and points at him
3:20 Did he just reference infinity wars? When he said 'I don't feel so good Mr. Stark' I froze in place. That was the saddest part of the whole movie.
Karlie Blaker yes i think he did. sad moment it was.
#1 Trending on Gaming
THATS WHAT I LIKE TO SEE
TheSpectralBlade now it's 2
Ssundee is #1
At the time I wrote this, he was number 1 on gaming
PinkFlamingoShorts come home~
*Spongebob's "Gary Come Home" instrumental plays in the background*
I loved the part were he just said "Well do u want to put a dead body in here because Bill is perfect for the fitting!
12:07 gotta love how that electric car has... emissions
"I'm buying time"
No no, THEY'RE buying time
He. Forgot. To. Close. The. Goddamn. Gas-cap! 9:20
I did that when i first started driving. Lady yelled at me 2 seconds after i started my car. So, scared half to death AND felt stupid. Helpful strangers!
JACK. YOU DONE FFFFUCKED UP
OCD ;-;
20:20 this baby can fit so many *BANANAS*
Jack: Tries to write laugh on board.
Me: L is for lovers, who love one another. A is for a##, of which I like to eat. U is for u're the only one for me. G is for the only gamer I see. H is for happy, I always feel it. When you put it together, what do you get? *smacks board* LAUGH!!!
Have you seen Jacksepticeye plays VR games with great passion? Awesome vid with you playing VR Minecraft. Lmao
Lol great
Jack, such a bad example for kids around the world....
Doesn't even wear the safety straps on his remotes...
We must fix that.
How coulf you Jack. We believed in you
@@xandelta5306 We should fix it with a controlled shock.
@@darthlily7138 Is that a JackSepticEye FNAF SL reference??
@@katsuover Maybe...
Loved this so funny when he hit his board and nice little montage 😂👍
Amazing job Jack! (I drew a picture for you by the way, Jack.)
7:46 Robin, that's mean! XDXD
Who?
@@The_Falcon27yo mama
First day on the job and you breathe in some lead paint. Good work human.
Jack this might have been 4 years ago but 7:46 this is the best part of the video
It’s been a year since this video, and I just barely noticed the sticker in the back that says “it’s not illegal if you don’t get caught”
Irish mechanic at work
*2019 colorised*
You can feel the waves of irishness in the title.
Jack predicted juice wrlds death
19:07 "hes gonna be dead by the age of 21"
I love you jack. You inspired me to try to become a gamer but I don't have any equipment but still. I love you.
7:47 Wheeeezzz omfg lol 🤣. Robin you did an amazing job 👏🏻
Infinity war quote? “I don’t fell so good mr stark”
No, a quote from spongebob, you uncultured swine
MrJahanGuy My apologize good sir been a while since I was a child, I can hardly remember yesterday
@@Hackattack0529 it is a quote from infinity war, he was just playin' around with ya.
I don’t “fell so good mr stark or i don’t “feel” so good Mr.Stark
@@mansnothot4874 NO, HE DID NOT FALL OVER VERY GOOD, AND IS ASKING FOR MR. STARK'S FORGIVENESS FOR NOT FALLING OVER CORRECTLY IDOT.
15:16 *singing* VIVA LA VIVA LAS VEGAAASSSS
(Im sorry both my parents were Elvis fans sooo)
3:20
"I don't feel so good Mr. Stark"
-Sean 2019
Can’t wait for the new life is strange episode gonna binge watch that shit
SVG1_ELITE Oh yeah yeah, Oh yeah yeah yeah yeah
Oh yeah yeah, Oh yeah yeah yeah yeah
Oh yeah yeah, Oh yeah yeah yeah yeah
Oh yeah yeah, Oh yeah yeah yeah yeah
Oh yeah yeah, Oh yeah yeah yeah yeah
oh yeah yeah
Stop
The hand is in there because it’s a glovebox
I hate you and love at the same time
@@averagemarinebiologist1015 I think you did a typo
I hate you less than I hate strangers now.
What did the doctor say to the house?
You need lotion for your drywall.
but they don't have hands
HeroSlayerz but what if they do... you just can't see them?