you can use the swag bag for alot of small items at once, fill it up with as many that will fit (which is alot) and anchor it on your waist holsters, insanely useful. the wrench is used for taking off satilite dishes, solor panels, toilets and bathtubs. and the hammer is used to break windows, bust down doors and knock the home owners out cold for 30 seconds while you steal, it can be done over and over again
sean: “it’s not breaking and entering if i don’t enter, it’s just breaking” also sean: “if you’re gonna leave your house open i don’t need to break and enter i can just enter”
I love how Sean saved it when he told the flamingo to stay and it just fell over. I lost it when he was like "Yes very good. Hide in the grass. Very stealthy."
Why did he never finish the Resident Evil VR playthrough? That was both an awesome game to watch, and hilarious to hear him creaming himself over that giant woman! 😂
This game is so simple yet you make it so funny, even if you're playing by yourself. Just like everyone else said, I'd definitely watch more of this. A series is needed!!!
@@lrkeribergaard6110Some people with IRL military clearance have a history of using classified documents in the War Thunder forums in an effort to get their favorite tanks/helicopters/whatevs buffed. The War Thunder devs, to their credit, shut these shenanigans down every time.
@@lrkeribergaard6110War Thunder forums are kinda notorious for that by now, seriously, it has happened so many times... Nerd 1: "This tank has this and this specifications" Nerd 2: "No it doesn't and I will prove it" (proceeds to publicly share a classified document with specifications of military hardware just to prove that he was right to someone on the Internet)
Wasn't there also big controversies about the current, last, (and likely others) presidents just taking stuff home? Please don't start a political flame war replying to this. I'm sure both sides have and continue to. Nobody is innocent. All politicians suck. This isn't a political channel.
@@guerney2000 The devs literally had to make an announcement saying that they can't keep the jokes going anymore, and that people have to actually stop doing that because of how often it happened!
Now that it's spooky season, Sean should play phasmophobia vr with some friends. The new updates have definiatley made the game so much more fun and scary.
Jack slamming his head on the window he's trying to use after breaking every single window he found and then trying to resort to killing the man while crawling around a pool table .... This is fucking hilarious. Please make more. 💚☕
1:01 Jack: I think you're supposed to play this game with friends but I don't have any so I'm playing it on my own Giving such little brother vibes ToT
oh sean, thank u so much for everything in life. i’ve been watching u since i was 8 and all i can say is that u saved me throughout my childhood. i don’t think i could’ve ever survived without ur energy and ur positivity in my life. recently i’ve been mentally drained and there’s times where i don’t think i can take it anymore, but then i distract myself with ur videos and i always can crack a smile even after a mental breakdown. u seriously don’t know how much you’ve saved me and many others, and i gladly appreciate u for wut u do. pls, keep up the amazing work with ur videos
I'm glad his old self is displaying in his most recent uploads. The fact that he use to he like this years ago and then dipped in a slope of not being like this made me feel like things were forced or he was going through some personal things and he seemed quieter nice to see his energy and iconic intro is back.
That intro cured my soul and genuinely made me smile. It’s goofy to say, but I genuinely have love for you, you’ve been in my life for so long I don’t know what I do if I didn’t have you to fall back on when I’m having a bad day. You where there every time I moved, for every major life change, and for most of my childhood too; it’s funny to think only 3 months from now I’ll be an adult. Thanks for all the years of entertainment, I hope I can meet you one day
patiently waiting for those 5 spooky games videos ... yeah the 28 spooky games video will be perfect for halloween for sure. nothing better than having a halloween breakfast while watching one of Sean's famous 42 spooky games video ♥
Seriously one of the funniest videos I have seen on YT in awhile. There are some hilarious vids I have watched, but none that made me laugh almost the entire way thru; and I mean LOUD ass laughter, with lots of heavy wheezing. Ok, the wheezing could be my asthma, but Jack triggered it with making me laugh so damn hard. *PLEASE Jack, gift us with more of this insanity.* Please keep playing this game! I have watched this twice, and still laughed just as much the 2nd time.
Now THIS is the content I subscribed too, also, easy down on the edits, I really wanted to enjoy the talking simulator, but it was way too ADHD due to all the edits
It was way too much, couldn’t tell what was the game and what was an edit. I’m here for jack and the game he’s playing, not to hear Yeet 246 times. Zero pacing.
Sssniperwolf simulator
Yikes. Jokes and memes about her are already spreading. Well deserved for her? I think so.
Edit:damn 1k likes? Let’s go
😂😂😂 Jack picked to play this game now just now today??? Too convenient I believe he’s sending us a message with this video
Damn. Thats a good one
Bruh what why?
PFFF
you can use the swag bag for alot of small items at once, fill it up with as many that will fit (which is alot) and anchor it on your waist holsters, insanely useful. the wrench is used for taking off satilite dishes, solor panels, toilets and bathtubs. and the hammer is used to break windows, bust down doors and knock the home owners out cold for 30 seconds while you steal, it can be done over and over again
The wrench and hammer can also be used to knock down cameras 👍🏾
he loved this comment. which means he liked the tip. which means he might make this a series. i’m probably just being too hopeful
You can steal toilets!? Game of my dreams!
The Septic Eye has noticed you. It is honorable.
is it just me who assumed that was what the swag bag was for, by name alone? :P
The amount of moments that the game just being ridiculous vs Sean's anxiety and silliness equals pure comedy joy is fantastic.
sean: “it’s not breaking and entering if i don’t enter, it’s just breaking”
also sean: “if you’re gonna leave your house open i don’t need to break and enter i can just enter”
I would watch a 30 episode series of this game
Same honestly
And then some 😁
can you make more like this?
Same
YESSSS
I love when he spends many minutes trying to break a window with a brick, only to then break a window with his face while trying to climb through.
😂
His face is the brick
@@TheBedroomSimRacer "I don't have a brick" "my child you are the brick"
@@RinAldrin WW2 Japanese pilots approve of this
@@RinAldrin”All in all, you’re just another brick in the wall” “PINK FLOYD??”
I love how Sean saved it when he told the flamingo to stay and it just fell over. I lost it when he was like "Yes very good. Hide in the grass. Very stealthy."
23:31 "Who's a bad safe? Who's a bad safe? Oh, ya like that, don't ya?"
You close? YOU CLOSE?!
Definitely same energy as Mark’s “You close!?!!” 😂
“Why don’t people steal state secrets more often?”
That’s the neat part Jack, they do!
Especially the Warthunder community.
Yep
jack would love payday 2 lol
FINALLY JACK IS BACK with VR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Fr😁😁!!!
Yay
LLOL i was literally watching his titanic sinks in vr vid just a minute ago
WHERE ARE THE FLAMINGO SHORTS
Why did he never finish the Resident Evil VR playthrough? That was both an awesome game to watch, and hilarious to hear him creaming himself over that giant woman! 😂
This game is so simple yet you make it so funny, even if you're playing by yourself. Just like everyone else said, I'd definitely watch more of this. A series is needed!!!
yes
I like how he went from flipping a car to repeatedly failing to throw a ball at a window
Climbs on to the roof and then remembers he's scared of heights. Classic Jack lol
Jack is secretly just a cat disguised as a human.
Jack: "That was so easy to steal government secrets why don't people do this more often?"
Me: *Looks at the War Thunder forum* "Oh they do."
? 😮
@@lrkeribergaard6110Some people with IRL military clearance have a history of using classified documents in the War Thunder forums in an effort to get their favorite tanks/helicopters/whatevs buffed. The War Thunder devs, to their credit, shut these shenanigans down every time.
@@lrkeribergaard6110War Thunder forums are kinda notorious for that by now, seriously, it has happened so many times...
Nerd 1: "This tank has this and this specifications"
Nerd 2: "No it doesn't and I will prove it" (proceeds to publicly share a classified document with specifications of military hardware just to prove that he was right to someone on the Internet)
Wasn't there also big controversies about the current, last, (and likely others) presidents just taking stuff home?
Please don't start a political flame war replying to this. I'm sure both sides have and continue to. Nobody is innocent. All politicians suck. This isn't a political channel.
@@guerney2000 The devs literally had to make an announcement saying that they can't keep the jokes going anymore, and that people have to actually stop doing that because of how often it happened!
It’s been a minute since you’ve done a vr video, I love it!
Hell yeah. I love his vr video's.
i really hope jack starts doing more VR stuff, i'm not a massive vr game fan, but when jack plays he adds an element to vr games like no-one else
8:30 jack being completely incapable of smashing any windows for so long and then breaking all of them in a matter of seconds is so funny
Can we get more of this? I'm genuinely invested in this
Same it's so funny I want more 🤣
🙋🏻 Here's my vote
SAME
Same!!!
Same
Just when you thought 2023 couldn't get any crazier, the Jack always delivers gems! This is the kind of content that keeps me scrolling at 2 AM.
I legit bursted out laughing seeing the "sssniperwolf simulator" comment!!😂
This ended surprisingly quickly for a 30-minute video. I could've easily watched this for an hour.
Jack being Jack once again
Not being used to American windows
spiderman
LOVE IT!
spiderman
Jack you should play walking dead saint and sinners retribution
@@christyseelie6007...
I LOVE Jack's editor! Jack is already funny by himself but the editing is the cherry on top!
Except for the occasional earrape that happens every 10 seconds.
I miss his old editor
Now that it's spooky season, Sean should play phasmophobia vr with some friends. The new updates have definiatley made the game so much more fun and scary.
Jack always knows how to fill our holes with content creame
Hehe
Your comment has 3 likes and one of them is from Jack 😂
@@minisn3066 I'm just as surprised
Jack slamming his head on the window he's trying to use after breaking every single window he found and then trying to resort to killing the man while crawling around a pool table ....
This is fucking hilarious. Please make more.
💚☕
1:01
Jack: I think you're supposed to play this game with friends but I don't have any so I'm playing it on my own
Giving such little brother vibes ToT
If it was anyone else playing this game, I'd be bored as hell watching.. Seàn just has an undeniable gift for entertaining. I love his humor so much💚
Please make a series out of this. Episode 2: learn how to enter through windows
I miss the good old days when Jack would break into people’s houses irl 😢
nani?
yea bro those always hit different
@@dumpling614 what!?
Like sniperwolf? 💀
@@bramt2000 FFFelony charges
(I've said this joke so many times)
I can now imagine Sean stealing candy from the grocery store as a child💀😭
oh sean, thank u so much for everything in life. i’ve been watching u since i was 8 and all i can say is that u saved me throughout my childhood. i don’t think i could’ve ever survived without ur energy and ur positivity in my life. recently i’ve been mentally drained and there’s times where i don’t think i can take it anymore, but then i distract myself with ur videos and i always can crack a smile even after a mental breakdown. u seriously don’t know how much you’ve saved me and many others, and i gladly appreciate u for wut u do. pls, keep up the amazing work with ur videos
I laughed a little too hard at his skeleton when he jumped off the roof.
Imagine looking out the window at Sean, thinking "wait, I don't remember hiring a window inspector"
We defently need more of this, love the videos broski haven't seen ya in a while since the first twitch con we met at
I want this to be a series! It's so funny 😄
When Sean robs a house, he should leave calling cards saying, “you’ve just been topped of the morning by your friendly neighborhood Jacksepticeye”
“You have been topped” 💀
🤣@@VewdewCorpse
Yes leave a card saying his literal name for the cops to find 😂
I am not usually a very demanding person, but I need more of this.
I second this.
I would definitely love to see you play more of this 💗
I watched 2:18 in slow motion repeatedly and I’m about 95% sure that jack LITERALLY dodged a bullet.
IF gabs is feeling up to VR, it would be hilarious to watch you both play this together XD
Please Jack, make this a series I love this XD
I'm glad his old self is displaying in his most recent uploads. The fact that he use to he like this years ago and then dipped in a slope of not being like this made me feel like things were forced or he was going through some personal things and he seemed quieter nice to see his energy and iconic intro is back.
Aw jack this was soo awesome!! Cant wait for u to do another episode of this!!! It was so funny
My day is instantly better when Jack updates. Also note: never watch this in a library. Smothering my laughter was not enough. I was kicked out -_-
i hope sean plays this again i was giggling the whole time
Editor masterclass cuz editing made this 10x times funnier than it already is
,idek how long ive been watching much love so glad to see u thriving as always
" I don't think a suburban bungalow has the launch codes"🤣🤣
16 years and Jack still never fails to fill my buns with joy
and who doesn't love having joyful buns? I know I sure do.
💀
Lmaooo
I finally played this and found Jack's logo eyeball in a jar on top of the fridge it was so awesome
We NEED A PART 2 ON THIS ONE
A nice Jacksepticeye video of him playing Vr is a pretty awesome birthday gift 🎉😁
For me too, a great birthday gift🎉
@@chanelleright todays your birthday to?
Happy birthday dude 🎉
Hbd here’s my late gift 🎁💝
Happy birthday!!
I cant wait for another episode of this!!🎉
I hope Jack plays more of this, it was outrageously funny!
I've missed seeing him play VR games, it's been far too long.
"i think your supposed to play this game with friends but i dont have any"
i feel you
Love this game, and jack being jack just makes it 100x better!
What game is it
Literally was looking at this game on steam to play with brother, a thank ya jack for showing gameplay
That intro cured my soul and genuinely made me smile. It’s goofy to say, but I genuinely have love for you, you’ve been in my life for so long I don’t know what I do if I didn’t have you to fall back on when I’m having a bad day.
You where there every time I moved, for every major life change, and for most of my childhood too; it’s funny to think only 3 months from now I’ll be an adult.
Thanks for all the years of entertainment, I hope I can meet you one day
Jack never dissapoint with his content
spiderman
@@user-ix6ri9vl1p dragon butt......XD well tbf you said something random so I might as well add an immature Spyro joke XD because I can 😉😜😎🔥
yes he does, sometimes.
i just want him to play the new speederman@@Golems_wrath🥲
Please continue! This was hilarious
These edits are FANTASTIC and I can't stop grooving 👏👏
I don’t think this needs a whole series-tho I’d watch it- but I’d be very incredibly stoked for like, two more eps of this one.
You can tell Sean's been talking to Ethan a lot just from some of his vocal mannerisms lol
I would love to see a whole series of this
This is the funniest thing I've seen all day please make this a series
I NEED MORE OF THIS
Great to finally see Jack back in the VR world. 😃
14:30 idk if I saw an 8.5 ft tall man just standing there menacingly. I would also be freaking out.
patiently waiting for those 5 spooky games videos ... yeah the 28 spooky games video will be perfect for halloween for sure. nothing better than having a halloween breakfast while watching one of Sean's famous 42 spooky games video ♥
This just brighten my day! 😍😍😍
jack never fails to impress
BLATANT THIEVERY!!
Gods Sean and his editor have the best sense of humor
*wer*
**OK*
I really hope to see you play more of this! Was so fun ❤❤
Seriously one of the funniest videos I have seen on YT in awhile. There are some hilarious vids I have watched, but none that made me laugh almost the entire way thru; and I mean LOUD ass laughter, with lots of heavy wheezing. Ok, the wheezing could be my asthma, but Jack triggered it with making me laugh so damn hard. *PLEASE Jack, gift us with more of this insanity.* Please keep playing this game! I have watched this twice, and still laughed just as much the 2nd time.
3:10 "is that a bear?"
"EH-"
6:19 if I looked out my window and saw a thief flip over my car with their bare hands I’m helping them rob my house
I need more of this!
YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSS vr content is my fave!
Jack's back with VR! Hell yeah.
heh.... i used to have the same image but a V
@@AikoLux Cool
@@OfficerBMT not funny
Just imagine Jack sneaking around a house, parking his bike and you catch him whispering *oh, he has a game cube!*
Videos editing gets better nd better ^.^ and of course, Sean, is always amazing!
I'm talking a break from a video I'm working on and watching this video and the stuff you say is so funny. This was entertaining, thanks
I think I see why I've liked the content even more recently. Intentionally chaotic, surrealism, very Tim & Eric-esque. I love it 😂
At least we know all of our stuff is safe when Jack's the burglar.
Please make more of this this was amazing
The editing in this video is chef's kiss 🤌
Now THIS is the content I subscribed too, also, easy down on the edits, I really wanted to enjoy the talking simulator, but it was way too ADHD due to all the edits
It was way too much, couldn’t tell what was the game and what was an edit. I’m here for jack and the game he’s playing, not to hear Yeet 246 times. Zero pacing.
Remember: the key to being a good thief… is nice, and stealthy… Like a M O U S E
And he still hasn't learned 😅
A classic
Gosh i missed jack his vids always brighten my day
“It’s not breaking and entering if I don’t enter” reminded me of “it’s not breaking and entering if I don’t break anything right?”
Jack is sure bringing back old memories lol
I was laughing so hard watching this. Keep up the good work Sean and would love if this turned into a series its hilarious.
This has to become a series Jack, Please!
SEAN PLS PLAY THIS AGAIN I'VE NEVER LAUGHED AT A SINGLE VIDEO SO HARD IN MY LIFE I LOVED THIS
Sean, I could watch this all day. You’ve taught me to be a better thief. Thank you.
Looking forward to more episodes of this. There's some real nice level variety.
Totally reminds me when jack used to play VR, glad he's doing this style of gaming again 😁😁😁😁
do a series on it i loved it so much!
Really killed it with this one. I want a part 2 of naughty safe😂😂