Jeremy Clarkson VS An Electric Fence | Clarkson's Farm
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- čas přidán 7. 10. 2021
- Don't get your wires crossed Jeremy! ⚡️ Hopefully this fence will be enough to stop his sheep from escaping Diddly Squat Farm.
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"God, I'm clever!" - An overly confident Jeremy Clarkson, Diddly Squat Farm, 2019
It’s 2020 tho isn’t it
I do believe the wire had to be exposed, as apposed to it being covered by the insulation sheet ( Red )
Followed by an: "OW!! Gagggaaagggggh!!!"
You can even hear is genius
This is fabulous thinking
Literally any time Jeremy compliments his intelligence, you know he's gonna do something dumb moments later
Facts
“Sometime my genius is almost frightening”
Like tht holding onto a live wire with his palm facing it
That’s his way of building tension. Just scripted TV tactics.
True, and it's wonderful to watch
hearing him go “YOU BASTARD” to an inanimate object is so funny. 😂😂
Pelo
His expression too😂
@@miles6786 he looks so offended D:
That's cause he's clever. 🤣
This is literally me when I'm doing stuff like this that is potentially dangerous. If it hurts me I cuss it out like it can actually hear me 🤣🤣🤣
"YOU BASTARD"
Has such so much genuine emotion in it, absolutely hilarious how it's directed to an electric fence LMAO
Yeah
I needed a good laugh today
The British connotations with being called this makes it all the funnier.
Hes a great journalist
It's as if the battery had betrayed the trust they had built up over the years
That "aUgH gughuhuag" was amazing 🤣
E
If you love it go watch electroboom
HAD ME ROLLIN, the suprise, the confusion, the pain. so funny
he sounded like that one clip of petter griffin
"God I'm clever"
Proceeds to shock himself and call the electric fence a bastard
That's Jeremy for you
@The Stig's CZcams Cousin its not the stig but he is the stig youtube cousin
@The Stig's CZcams Cousin in the Classic hot hatch episode
CLASSIC CLARKSON :)
That was defo real
The look of utter betrayal as he shouts "you bastard" at a fucking battery has me in tears
Yeah, that was the best moment
🤣🤣🤣
That was the alligator clip at the regulator
Literally
Yes, me too
That ARRRRGGUHGUHGUAAAA is the most remarkable noise i have ever heard
Believe me you would say the same ;) I Have done it a couple of time as a kid 😅 It's hurts like hell
Reminds me of when I had to change a lamp on a mosquito zapper. I forgot one step to remove static electricity and my scream was something along the lines of *"KRRRRAAAAAAAAGGGHHHH!!!"*
As someone who’s been popped by an electric fence numerous times, seeing others experience the pain brings me joy
You And Me Both!!! ⚡️🤠👍
there really should be a low voltage testing phase on the thing so you can freely zap yourself to see if it all works
Bro's sadist villain backstory💀
How stupid can you be to get zapped more than once?
😂😂 done that a few times
“You bastard!” Is the most British response to pain I’ve ever heard😂
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 LMAO
How about COCK!? We Dutch would NEVER shout the literal translation indeed.
Idk man but my dad always said that when he get all pissed with something he was doing😂😂
😆 Instantly made me think of"the young ones" British comedy of the 80's.
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
That "YOU BASTARD!" had insane "I can't believe you've done this." energy.
I love this comment
I heard it without him having to say it 😂😂
Bro I just watched that video before this one lol
Ye it was done with so much ENERGY
6000+ people got that joke, and counting
"God, I'm clever!" - Proceeds to mix up ground wire and power wire, then shocks himself
Yeah, I also thought that I noticed that he mixed up positive and negative polarity on the battery….
'you bastard' that was deep lol comedic timing is off the charts 😂😂😂
"God I'm clever!"
What a humble genius.
Meanwhile in Australia we have "wire spinners" that are giant reel things that let the wire that comes in a roll with NO reel, unravel itself.
1 minute later...YOU BASTARD!!
"Sometimes his genius is, its almost frightening."
Sometimes even electrifying.
hes genius is so big it has its own gravity
Sometimes you can almost hear it too
If you listen closely you You could hear his genius sparkling
His genius is so large that it now has it's own atmosphere
I love how Clarksons way of testing the wire was to grip it, not even tap it, just full on grip it lmao
The suicidal way of testing the wire
At least with the intermittent shock he'd be able to let go, unlike mains. Still a bad idea though 😂
If you take a blade of grass and touch the electric fence with the tip. Slowly slide it closer to your finger. You'll start to feel a small pulse. No strong shock. Effect varies based on how insulated your shoes are and how close your fingers get to the fence.
“Sometimes my genius is..... it’s almost frightening” -Jeremy
The comment I was looking for
I think you meant to say it’s “shocking”
electrifying
Then smashed his back window lmao 🤣
@@jimmylavan26 no he didn't mean that
I swear, a British person could be genuinely pissed off at me but if he says "YOU BASTARD!!!" I will start laughing my ass off
nobody says bastard in actual anger. that's just wrong
@@clartbur yeah if you’re actually angry you say wanker or maybe bellend
@@cromwellg60 I like calling people more varients like a weasely little bastard
@K1 Ki knife crime really not as prevalent as reported in the media tbh
I'm bri'ish
fokin bastad
Clarkson is the only person on earth who pronounces "ARRRRGGHHH!" EXACTLY how it's spelled. Lol
Jeremy’s Yorkshire came out a little when he said bastard 😂😂😂
“Walk round the field with the fencing 3 times”
Jeremy- “No, I don’t think I will.”
@Ethan Williams the thing is, I didn’t just quote something you just heard in the video. The “No I don’t think I will.” Is a reference to the end of Avengers Endgame.
Thanks for your feedback tho.
@Ethan Williams commenting a reference is different from just regurgitating what’s been said in the video. 👍🏾
@Ethan WilliamsLol If you don’t watch marvel movies/view marvel memes then I guess it won’t be clear and obvious to you. And in that case, you can just keep scrolling, the comment doesn’t cater to you. 👋🏾
@Ethan Williams Nice day to you too.
@Ethan Williams I think it’s pretty straight forward tbh I got it right away. He quoted “no, I don’t think I will” because well, no, Jeremy doesn’t think he will
Jeremy: God I'm clever
Fence: And i took that personally
Very Offensive
God you bastard 😂
@@lieutenantdata7156 grrrr
@@godbasher3841 I’m confused, why are you offended?
@@fredsuper6792 it’s a Fence dad joke
This is such a good show. It instills a real respect for the hard work and deep knowledge base that goes into farming.
This man has singlehandedly done more for farmers in his little time as a farmer than the idiots in government. Legend.
Brought a lot of serious issues faced by farmers across the world to light
“God I’m clever”, literally a few seconds later he shocks himself
“Ahhuguhe. You bastard”.
In video, real life, likely more than a few minutes.
You've literally just posted what we have all seen. With text.
@@dmytrotarasov9477 you've just described what this comment was saying
With text. God forbid
@@ex5080 You just described his reply which we all read. With text.
@@saltyfish7626 You just described his describing of the description of the original comment which we all read. With text.
Kek
"Sheep can jump over fences!"
*thinks about making a higher fence*
"NOPE, LETS MAKE IT ELECTRIC!"
😂
I mean, free food right? Right?
@@abhinavsubramanian8028 ......
Where there's a Clarkson, there's a way
Sheep jump over electric fence 🤦🏼♀️
Despite the ending being the funniest part, I still absolutely love just the “well I’m not going to” bit it’s so good.
"U BASTERD" had me dying 🤣
As someone who worked summers on a farm when I was young, electric fences seem to always wait until you're not ready to zap you when you set them up.
well he did put the battery on backwards
But, wasn't he touching the voltmeter? Xd
@@mrrandomtastic4118 no you did
Agreed. I can attest to this ,
Better when it's on mains and you touch with gloves on and you think it's fine
The look of pure disappointment on his face when he doesn't get zapped when he wants to kills me.
Not as exciting when you're expecting it
I think its the look of absolute betrayal. 🤣
I was crying laughing... maybe funnier because I've been shocked before setting one up.
@@UltraNoobian He was gonna shock himself but you have to touch at least 2 of the wires for the circuit to complete.
@@user-TheTrueGibly incorrect, you just have to be grounded, the actual electric fencing wire doesn't have a circuit, just one wire out, if that makes sense.
Shoes can usually be enough to stop it, so when you kneel into the ground it gets you 😁
@@ravenstarver1360 exactly what I was about to say. Won't shock you with those shoes.
That shock sent him all the way back to infancy.
Jeremy clarkson is a national treasure
International*
"God I'm clever" puts hand on the frickin electric fence. "ga ga ga!"
He didn't get zapped by the fence. Be more aware when watching videos.
@@randokaratajev2617 He did, however, put his fricking hand on the electric fence to feel if it was working. The result was practically the same.
@@kyozoutenno6239 you, need to, learn, how to, use, commas
@TheGamerRaven yes
@@derekverellen4433 He used the commas correctly. Have you never heard of an Oxford Comma?
Flashbacks to the wooden handbrake, “my genius, it’s frightening”
Sometimes if you listen carefully you can hear his genius 😂
Jeremy is the coolest narcissist ever.
Your mom and girlfriend are right up there, don't ask how I know, alright they spent the night, I'm sorry
@@huskiehuskerson5300 no u
@@huskiehuskerson5300 that's not even a good insult
@@huskiehuskerson5300 damn, that was a good one bro. Really got him there 😐😐😐
@@huskiehuskerson5300 theirs no way you're over 13 if you're throwing around lame insults like that
Chode
As an electrician who gets lit up every other day, I genuinely enjoyed watching Jeremy experience that same anger in which you are mad at an inanimate object that seems like it just bit you.
If you are getting 'lit up' every other day that means you aren't doing your job properly.
@@mayanks3760 I think he might be exaggerated
I once managed to get lit up while sleeping, it truly was an enlightening moment.
@@mayanks3760 yes mr random commenter sir
@@mayanks3760 lol
“You bastard” has me cryinggggggg lmfao
This is my favorite show of all time.
"Sheep can jump over walls"
"Well, over walls, but he said nothing about electric fences!"
Yes
Yes
Yes
Yes
They maybe too stupid & trip over it after 3 tries think it’s force field
Pro tip: if you’re ever going to touch some thing electric to see if there’s voltage, do it with the back of your hand. That way if the voltage makes your hand muscles contract they contract away from the electricity instead of clamping down and forcing your hand to hold onto it
Ehh this is actully really good advice! Ty!
@@daddyzed128 I'm pretty sure this is one of the electric safety rule things they're supposed to teach at schools but they don't
@@tomikun8057 my science teacher taught me this in grade 6..
@@igamingscifigt583 good for you 👍
Jesus it's only a car battery. For anything stronger I'd recommend a mains tester... pro tip!
I must admit, that's the best reaction to an electric fence I've seen 😂. I was unclipping the fence so I could step over it at one point and it arced from the jaws into my finger, made my whole arm twitch and I dropped the alligator clip.
"You bastard" had me dying
I love how betrayed he sounds after getting shocked.
"The scope of my engineering genius literally knows no bound"
Until he touches something electric 🤣.
“Knows no bound”
Up or down?
"You bastard!" He said calmly.
He put the positive and negative on the wrong terminals on the battery 🤣🤣
Plot twist: the electricity was generated purely out of his brilliance
😂
Electricity inbetween his synapses transferred trough nerves and hit the metal earth iron.
Jeremy at his age, could easily just bugger off and retire on his millions in the bank but instead he chooses to take on farming, completely out of his comfort zone and incredibly hard work, much respect to the guy
I’m reminded of what an old farmer said he would do with his 10000000 lottery winner. He told us he would take the money and farm till he was broke🤪
he does like 3% and the crew does the rest....
@@bkokohut1980 you clearly didnt watch any of his videos
You say hard work... He wasn't doing the heavy lifting, his bank account was from all the heavy lifting he'd done in the past.
@@bkokohut1980 youre mad he's trying out farming and employing people?
Lesson learned, ‘self-assembly’ doesn’t necessarily mean I have to assemble it myself.😂
He yells GOD IM CLEVER then touches an electric fence and proceeds to yell you bastard at an inanimate electric fence
Fun fact: when attempting to test a live wire with your hand, use the back of your hand. The current can make your hand muscles clench rendering you unable to release the wire.
I was looking for this comment, I cringed when he touched the wire the way he did
Nice!
@@extramedium3163 same, was waiting for his hand to clench
Electric fences used for farming don't have a constant current, they have a sort of pulse effect thing. They go on and off every couple of seconds to reduce the chance of an animal which gets trapped on the fence getting a heart attack from the constant voltage and give it a chance to get away (or in this case a person who grabs the fence).
@@Minceraft69 ac
Jeremy: *touches negative and positive points on battery cables*
Battery: *shocks Jeremy*
Jeremy: “How could you do this to me?”
Some batteries don't shock you of you touch both ends like car batteries
its a car battery
at most 24V
not enough to shock you like that
The electric fencer shocked him, not the battery.
Its the el fens 10 000V not the battery. Thats 12V.
Battery: Shocks Jeremy... yes I think he was genuinely shocked 😂
He's the funniest person on the planet. The 3 lads on the grand tour are fantastic but Clarksons farm with Lisa, Caleb, and Charlie are nearly just as good
You just knew he would zap himself, so funny.
He was too clever. Now he's suffering from success 😔
like how you’re that guy that commented on that George bush short, lmao
What’s happening to him now then
Sometimes his genius is almost frightening
Pony weirdo
@@jeffreyhabie8986 oh no, you should get an electric fence!
"Sometimes my genius is so frightening it generates electricity"
This man is so real❤❤❤
The pure betrayal in the "you bastard" sent me fuckin flying bro
Jeremy Clarkson: "God I'm clever"
Also Jeremy Clarkson: so I'm going to touch the ground pole that allows electricity to flow and touch the pole that supplies the energy AAHHAHAHHAHAAAAAAH
🤣🤣🤣
"God I'm clever" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
🤣🤣🤣🤣
XD
That's the "Earth Pole"😂
This is the kind of man we need as PM, someone who knows what they are doing.
His reaction is Best thing I’ve ever seen
😂😂😂
"they want me to walk around the field three times?"
(His body: finally some exercise!)
(Clarkson decides to drive around instead)
He was one of the original hosts of Top Gear; you can’t really expect him to WALK, do you?
@@johnwilson1094 he wasn't an original host of top gear by a long way
@@abijo5052 But he might as well have been.
He’s lucky his pacemaker didn’t stop.
Jeremy isn't just an English treasure. He is a global treasure. Everything he is featured in turns to gold
The U bastard Killed me🤣😂
That shock sent him back to his Yorkshire roots with that “You Bastard” pronunciation 🤣
As someone who specializes in agricultural and farm security fencing, I must admit that's hilarious. But Jeremy didn't do a bad job for someone with 0 prior experience.
I'm sure he's not really the one who set it all up lol the whole hooking up the battery part was all him tho hahaha shit was hilarious
He has a farm himself lol
@@benjaminmclaughlin4746 yes and that farm is the one in the vid that he set up last year
“AAARRGH, GUH GU HERRR!!” Has to be the funniest line I’ve ever heard Clarkson say.
Rich
;o )
His hollering it kills me he hollered so funny and then you bastard hilarious
Hearing full ass man scream”YOU BASTARD” at a fence is one of the most funniest things I’ve ever heard
This fits perfectly with the US Army saying "some learn by reading, others by observation, and there are people who had to pee at the electric fence."
I was in tears when I saw this. Just the affronted, insulted way in which he reacted to pain, lmao.
Getting shocked like that hurts so much, I got shocked by an electrical outlet while plugging in a laptop once, my fingers were numb for DAYS
“God im clever”
A minute later after being electrocuted: “you bastard”
*electrified
Electrocution = death
@@kitastrophist bruh the literal definition of electrocuted is : injure or kill someone by electric shock.
Injure *OR* kill. Injury does not always equal death.
I used the correct word. In fact, you gave a synonym of the word I used. Electrified and electrocuted are literally the same thing. Every definition in every dictionary will tell you that. Don’t even try to pretend to be smart on this one, its just annoying.
@@genesisjordan2440 are you ok?
What show is this
@@kitastrophist are you ok? You literally just complained I used the word wrong and I proved to you I didn’t.
His genius… it’s just frightening
well, it does generate gravity
I'm not sure if it's frightening, but at least it's shocking.
''Sometimes I stagger even myself with my genius'' - JC
At 0:53
His genius
@@Tjalve70 yeah lol 😂
You can even hear it
Never stops being 'shockingly' funny
Need more clips of Clarkson hurting himself with his own ideocy 😂
Before screaming “You Bastard!”, his initial response was “gagaagaga”
😭😭😭
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
😭😭😭😭🤣🤣🤣🤣
Such a good show. You see a lot of growth from Jeremy.
Whats the show called?
@@rubyrwby7559 the grand tour lol
@@Draugonauv no it's called Clarkson farm. Don't laugh unless you're right
@@rubyrwby7559 hey, the shows called Clarkson farm. :)
Some times his genius is almost frightening
It's funny watching an old guy getting electric shocked, and the British accent just make it better😂
“Well I’m not going to” had me dying
"Do androids dream of electric sheep?"
- Don't know, but Clarkson now has nightmares about them.
Oh boy
This reminded me of MLAATR
@insanity wolf like tears in rain
Laughed so hard, I had to keep watching him shock himself 😂
"sometimes my genius is frightening" 😂
"God, I'm clever!"
*10 minutes later, proceeds to electrocute himself*
Hubris
I hate to be THAT guy, but technically it’s a shock. It’s only considered an electrocution if the person ends up dead from it. In every other scenario it’s just considered a shock. Sorry, I’m studying to become an electrician lol
@@cadenbrust636 so, say a person gets shocked by holding a hair dryer that's been soaked in water and is plugged into the wall.
Are they hella dead?
@@cadenbrust636 I didn't even know the difference, thanks for the knowledge bomb dude.
@@peacemaker2427 depends. Usually hairdryers are quite powerful and draw a lot of Amps. Prob around 15 amps. It would need to be on its own circuit and if anything else was on the same receptacle/ outlet as the hairdryer, there would be too much Amps for that receptacle (residential ones are rated 15Amps 120Volts) and it could, and most likely would cause a short circuit, spark, etc. All that being said, it takes incredibly low amounts of Amperage to kill somebody, so yes, you’re “hella dead” my good sir.
@@cadenbrust636 thank you, that's terrifying.
He sounds so betrayed when he yelled "YOU BASTARD!" 😂😂😂
That shock really hurt 🤣
this man is simply a genius, as a presenter and everything else!!! Can`t wait for more farming by Jeremy !!!
Season 2 on its way
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@@alunesh12345 If they don't believe in Jesus then that is their fault, but do not go out of your way to try and make people believe something different to what they already believe in.
@@alunesh12345 let people believe in what they want go believe. You cannot force them into your beliefs!
@@alunesh12345 God loves us unconditionally but we have to believe in him or he punishes us? Lmao what a load of bullshit.
"God, I'm clever!"
-Me challenging Karma and never learning my lesson.
He took that shock personally 🤣🤣🤣😭😭😭😭
You Bastard!!! Absolutely brilliant. 😂🤣😂🤣😂
IDK why i lost it when he shocked himself but i did then he said "You bastard!" and started to tear up from laughter
Old British guys cursing at inanimate objects when they hurt them is freaking hilarious. Jeremy Clarkson is no exception
Honestly, there's nothing more satisfying than seeing Jeremy Clarkson in physical pain.
I like how honest these titles are, other channels would have a title like: Jeremy SHOCKED BY ELECTRIC FENCE AND NEARLY DIES!
that would be Hammond!
@@daviddavidsonn3578 😂😂
@@daviddavidsonn3578 true
"And i got shocked by an electric fence and nearly died" i missed top gear
Ironically- all fences are “assemble yourself” you just pay someone else to assemble it usually 😄
Well first of all, if you get someone to assemble it or if itcomes with assembly from the manufacturer, then it's not "assemble yourself"(which btw did not need quotation marks since those words are never spoken here) is it? Second, not all electric fences require further installation of cable, which is what self assembly is referring to here.
You're a douchebag
I don’t see how it’s ironic
@@skankhunt-wy9wy who hurt you lmao
@@aloofmusician856 it's not
@@ichase8555 can you read and understand humans or are you acting an idiot for no reason
Confident Jeremy Clarkson is honestly the funniest shit I’ve seen