Far Cry 6 The Movie The Game The Movie
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Originally streamed/recorded on October 10, 2021 - Hry
The classic Jerma moment when he's the only person who hears screaming and he starts murdering the people around him one by one to see if it makes the voices go away. 6:00
Lmao I love it when my buddy's all like “who keeps screaming?" or "If I kill you will it stop?" what an absolute madlad
Anything to make the screaming stop amirite
he is MY SCHIZO streamer goddammit
The funniest part was it was clearly his character screaming
I am convinced jerma is the narrator in Tell tale heart
I'm so glad Jerma brought out the Etalyx soundboard again. I wish he was real.
nothing feels the same after the accident sadge…
Nipple Cream It’s hard to watch Jerma in denial like this, using the soundboard to convince himself it never happened....
Back when Army of Two first came out, me and my college roommates, suitemates, were all way too into Halo 3 to really care. I don't even think Army of Two was on my radar in 2008. My college suitemates would sneak into my room while I wasn't there and play Halo 3 without my permission, on my Xbox, but more importantly, they would look at my DVD collection. I had like 215 DVDs in alphabetical order and they would play a cruel joke where they would move two random titles in different places and see how long it would take me to notice. Yeah, I know that says a lot more about me than it does about them, but I could tell every time that was the joke. I would just scan briefly over my DVDs everyday and see if they had taken one was usually the issue wasn't-I wasn't checking to see if they put them out of order, I was checking because they would turn up MISSING. And then I would track them down and find someone across the hallway who borrowed one without asking and what do you know! The DVD is missing from inside of its jewel case! Where did it go? No one knows. Oh I found it, it's in two pieces now. No, I'm not still angry about that.
@@Br0wncheesE- Jerma you don't have to switch accounts to cope like this, we have your back really.
I heard that if you pray to Andy every night for a year, Etalyx will manifest in your room for one hour
Jerma understands exactly how to play far cry: be dumb, explode, peep the horror
hahahaha
LMAOOOO IM DEAD 💀 💀 💀 💀 💀 💀
I love how Jerma just turns into a flustered grandad everytime he walks on a road
That's called foreshadowing
It's because he's a old boomer that has to jump up a staircase.
@@SRowntree The Jerma985 writers are really talented!
18:02 "I just pet this lady!" *she proceeds to freak out* "Get her out of here! This lady is a menace!"
Sounds like Jerma would fit right in at Ubisoft HQ.
5:43 The way jerma succumbed to the screams and killed the npc had me dead 💀
“Do you not hear the screams?!” He says, alone in a dark room
It's 2055. Jerma and ETALYX stream FAR CRY 26 in HYPERVR. Both of them wind up "Liberating" two gas stations in NEO Las Vegas while making poop jokes. ETALYX was found with his head lodged in a tree reading bits and Jerma was last seen Running down route 66 screaming "FUCK UBISOFT"
the whole allure of boss baby is that you have that urge to find out how that baby came to run a business, it goes against nature. Once you have that explained, you can just leave the movie. Then the allure of boss baby 2 is to find out what all the fuss was about this baby's business acumen that earned them a second film
It’s good to see that Etalyx has overcome his dog killing ways
Maybe Vinny will, too, one day.
He sets jermas dog on fire while jerma tries to feed it
Oh my god it's The Game Grumps Let's Play of Majora's Mask
The cockfighting minigame has in game elements from tekken, the main dev thought it was super funny and got approval for them to use their health bar and critical art layout
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@@18754KRS are you real
@@nostalgia_junkie ？
@@18754KRS i did not think that you were the woman in your profile picture. i now know you are a very cultured woman.
@@nostalgia_junkie ＋２
Etalyx is the best, I don't think there's a stream that's bad when he's in it
On the flip side, Jerma is the WORST! EVERY stream with him in it is ALWAYS BAD!
bro have you seen him lately? homie's getting FIT
@@auto144p6 really fit! Into a dishwasher because jerma, a psychotic SADIST stuffed him in there for his own AMUSEMENT.
@@-cyndaquil (it was a Jerma clone the current Jerma thought was decommissioend)
@@ponponpatapon9670 your name is awesome.
34:17 literally like 3 hour long one guy moment. The entire saga following this had me very invested but had such a disappointing end
Can you actually do that? Or atleast get close?
8:02 someone on the Stream Archive channel said this was Jerma being kidnapped by Mutahar and I can't get over that
jesus christ hahahaha
more like joel from last of us
Hello guys and gals, me Mutahar, today we are going out on the streets to hunt for mythical creatures, namely, a goblin...
"Somebody's screaming, dude. Do you not hear the screams?" - Jerma985, diagnosed psycho
*distinctly hears a man screaming*
Jerma: "is that the horse?" 5:55
5:54 "is that the horse?" why is this jerma at his funniest when he's playing triple A games?
41:50 Heartwarming scene of jerma committing a warcrime because someone kicked his dog, which he then lights on fire
37:28 jerma doesn't try to repair the boat or avoid death and instead starts firing at random civilians. what a psycho
Actually I think they were his ally's so it makes it even worse.
The whole dash cam bit is pure comedic perfection
When the RE6 highlights come out, please add the bit where Etalyx is STILL paying for Ubisoft+
I love how he absolutely loses his shit when he sees a vehicle crash.
34:08 very important timestamp for anyone who just wants to see an Otto lover melt while petting an Otto
Based on the twitch leak, Jerma985 is paid a higher salary than the President of the United States of America ($400k/yr), and therefore he is more important
Is that actually true?
@@friendofp.24 yep
This video is proof that most shitty games are improved by playing with friends
Our bravest firefighters have entered the heart of enemy territory, unfortunately both have skipped put on even basic physics lessons so they both jumped off a building and died thinking a parachute should be deployed half a second into a jump
“STREAMER” has his “INCOME” leaked which he “EARNS” by being “GENUINELY ENTERTAINING” and “DESERVES SUCCESS”.
Dudes fucked
Twitch's only data on Jerma is one line saying "This streamer is FUCKED"
Somebody getting money for doing what they love and enjoy? The world is doomed
@@DerNomade1871 have a laugh
@@teriyaki_chicken LAIALB (laughing about it a little bit)
@@SRowntree Laughinaboutit
cant wait to peep the horror, last time I did I couldnt stop laughing!!
Somebody will die from laughing
@@usaccdecks8363 last time it got my mother, she wasn't even watching she just walked in when we peeped
@@pokemons1 luckyyyyy
@@pokemons1 no more bedtime
*DrCheddarGoat was later found dead in his apartment, this comment here was the only clue to his death.*
"I'm just trying to stop the screaming..."
From the Confessions of Jerma
i can’t believe jerma has been eating all these people without us knowing. how awful
the Horror(tm) is secretly a tool he uses to kill and cannibalize people without attracting the attention of LAW ENFORCEMENT. such a shame it's so FUCKING FUNNY.
I dont think it would be better if we knew
@@gordonf5553 +2
FarCry, the only game where watching batshit crazy NPC's doing ridiculous stuff is more entertaining than the entire storyline
7:48 the only thing that makes jerma laugh like that are tragic vehicle collisions
Part of what made this stream so funny is Etalyx being so quiet. It's like he was talking from 30 yards away in Rust.
37:04 Flashback to that one drowning game
There’s something extremely funny about how almost every moment they’re playing this game, somehow it hits them with the most non-sensical series of events in such a short amount of time, causing multiple segments to just feel like nonsense
i love jerma acting bewildered at the beginning of the game as if this game has a story
$26 an hour is not average minimum wage lmao
If only
The screams won't stop 😳
God how do they manage to make a more broken game each time? Especially considering its the same engine every time?
they don't give a shit. it's just a product to them. pump it out the door, the cattle people will buy it anyway.
They stop giving a shit
All things considered it's a solid game but to the degree it's been developed it should be a bit more polished
@@Zergei you can't defend Ubisoft anymore nowadays tbh
*Jerma drowns and clips beneath the Earth
"Wear different clothes to avoid fire damage"
*woman drives ATV into an enemy and explodes
"DO NOT KILL CIVILIANS!"
Oh, Ubisoft
Oh look, it's my favorite movie : The Movie
I see why people say jerma’ insane, he just shot a man in cold blood to stop the screaming.
"I'm trying to cut the screams off" right after taking a mans life
Had a bad day, really need to peep the horror.
14:58 Never have I seen a man get his knees blown out so violently.
I couldn't stop laughing when Etalyx was shooting badguys and Horses were crashing into things and chaos was happening in the background, and Jerma was stuck in the Pet Horse Animation.
Their fight in the city broke me mentally
Jerma is trying to make you like him and he's winning
man this stream makes me wish etalyx was real
"don't do that. stop! what are you throwing at him? what is those?"
top tier commentary
13:44 he did it, he said the thing
There is literally no difference between each far cry game
Yeah there is!
They progressively get worse and worse
Crazy how much Jerma can change his voice _just by talking slanted_
the fact he starts quoting the dine and dasher at 39:40 caught me SO off guard
I’m so happy that there’s a new Jerma stream recap out. Words can’t describe.
OMG this was too good. thank you for these 45min of sillyness!!
There were so many great clips that didn’t make it into this video. Good Stream.
I am loving the daily uploads, dude
41:50
jerma burning the soldier alive for shooting at the dog, then casually adjusting his aim to also set fire to the dog *which was still alive at that point* is fucked. someone needs to get this guy to a shrink.
The way they're driving as they're following the ATV is how I drive in my dreams
13:43
He sounds so pleased with his own joke
Aw man u missed the clip of Etalyx trying to wingsuit into a lady that was hilarious
All the vehicle crashes make this feel like Classic Jerma
jerma ster and etalyx are like marvels the adventurers of youtube gaming
Smh at this point I feel like we all just watch these streams in the off chance that Jerma will let us "peep the horror". Channel has really gone down hill since the good ol JermaCraft days.
he peaked at Among Us
@@nipplecream3099 this is still the funniest comment i've seen regarding jerma
@@funkyoa “would we survive in your society?” is a pretty good one
@@nipplecream3099 Among Us peaked at Jerma
11:45 I actually got a kill in original Black Ops on the map Summit where I threw a flashbang, it landed on the stairs just as someone was going down them, and it bounced between them and the floor like a million times before killing them. I think the funniest part about it was unlocking Marathon Pro for no reason at the same time. If I can find the video I'll post it
This game somehow looks like a step back
Oh nice, very funny video lolol perfect balance of calm and manic
For future me, "it's real life !!!" is at 4:01, he's got a swing spot is at 14:47, pilot K.I.A. is at 19:08, did that go differently in your head? is at 23:23, zero chance is at 30:39, he's got plenty of room is at 35:30
5:40
Psychopath streamer has a schizophrenic episode and starts violently attacking friends and allies
Is he gonna let us peep the horror this stream?
“He’ll never let us peep the horror.”
*Jerma letting us peep the horror
*innocent viewer collapses and dies, autopsies could not decipher the cause of death
Meme magic is real
@@blueluma6187 scp 6270 Peep The Horror
Far Cry has slowly been turning into COD over the last decade.
newest ui & hud just IS call of duty
"What is those?" - Jerma
Glad Jerma has someone to sit with at lunch
DERANGED, DANGEROUS streamer shoots innocent man in the head to silence the screaming in his head
The voices in jerma’s head became too much for him to take and in an attempt to stop them he shoots someone
Really enjoyed your latest movie Jerma. You were fantastic.
Far Cry 2 would be a good game for Jerma to play
That hit marker sound is so good
Ubisoft can't make a car go straight and they expect to implement CRYPTO
13:43 +200 self referential injoke
Good to see they didn't fix the blatant desync issues from Far Cry 5.
Good to see they didn't fix the ANYTHING from Far Cry 5.
Man I could really use a good infiltration game with a satisfying melee take down just about now
Arcane: *sweats in Dishonored 3*
Etalyx: He doesn't know
Immediately gets shelled
The deep river part was the best lol
Gotta love the writers foreshadowing 38:07 during the huntsman conversation
This video is so funny! I wish Jerma was real so I could tell it how funny it is.
For anyone that wanted to know what the dog's QR code does: It goes to some stupid sliding puzzle game that's an Ad for a far cry netflix anime.
Big fucking whoop.
Most of the other QR codes go to teaser trailers for upcoming DLC.
Editors been on point lately
uhf in the intro, legendary
wait this isn't cities skylines
23:04-23:36 fire elemental goes against water elemental to prove their worth
32:54 This is why I never want to bring the dog companion or my love interest in games on missions with me. "I'm the fucking weirdo that kicks all the ass, what if _they_ get hurt, y'know? I don't want 'em to get hurt when I could just as easily leave them at the base to help others there."
Cant beat a classic like the movie of the game of the movie the movie
Jerma seal goes “hey getouttahere!!!”
How does jerma manage to break any open world game he comes across in no time.
22:00 Jerma unleashes the horror upon his enemies
That transition at 18:41 doe.
Why do people pay 60 dollars for the early access version of Far Cry 7?
guessin it's a bunch of kids thinking a new game HAS to be good, or a bunch of adults thinking a new game HAS to be good.
either way, they're gonna be disappointed. new games seems to lack the magic that defined gaming during the 90's-00's!
Jerma murders someone and then blames etalyx like he’s gonna get in trouble.
37:06 Just realized the patrol boat had a Chinese automatic grenade launcher on it, interesting.