Sugar! Spice! and Crack Cocaine! Editor: Jack Clishem / jackclishem Main Channel / jerma985 Twitch Stream: / jerma985 Originally streamed/recorded on April 19th, 2020
I also appreciate that his clients knew to book it so that the cops wouldn't spot them. Some next level shady business going on in this town, tell you what
1:25 That half second between "I've taken" and "drug classes" that made everyone in chat think that Jerma was about to reveal his amphetamine addiction
1:24 "I took- I've taken, uh, drug... classes..." Nice try, Jeremy, but everyone knows this PSYCHO is addicted to hardcore drugs like CBD. He's absolutely ZONKED every stream
One time I bumped into Jerma when I was walking to the store. He had a gallon of yellow liquid labeled "PCP" in permanent marker. I went up to him and said hi, and told him I was a fan. He told me that he recognized me from highschool even though I've never even met the guy, and im probably 10 years younger than him. I asked about his gallon of pcp, and he told me that he loves pcp and drinks a gallon every day, and that he was on his way to the atm so he could pay his dealer. I told him that drinking a gallon of pcp is bad for his health and then he screamed in my face and whipped out his penis and a police officer came and tackled him. When I was walking away, he yelled, "You're the reason why Candice is dead!". What a psychopath
iunno why the mashed potatoes bit is so funny to me, I'm not sure if it's the improvised sfx or imagining jerma arresting a clone of himself after talking about mashed potato shoes
fun fact: amphetamines are commonly prescribed adhd meds and its known that jerma has adhd, so its very possible that jerma streams while zoinked on speed
I think it's pretty funny that the government can distribute meth to kids with "ADHD", but when citizens do it they get jailed for life. Also pretty funny that the government has steady access to enough meth to treat millions of kids with these conditions. Gotta wonder where they get it.
Sometimes I worry about Jerma coming up with these "universal experiences" that everybody _must_ have had. But he is 100% correct about the whipped cream thing
Yooooo what happened to this video dawg? I felt like I was hallucinating seeing this in my recommended before a refresh. Which sort of works out, title-wise.
Yeah same here, feels like it popped up out of nowhere. I saw this stream edited down on another channel a long time ago, so I thought that's what I was looking at, until I noticed the upload date.
@@i_barely_hee-know_her there was also a Warioware one that was up for like half an hour and then after I watched it it was privated, that was like a day before this one appeared. Idk what's going on lol
And then he tries to mock the people that said they didn't do that by saing that they eat it like steak, Jeremy thinks people just eat whipped cream and not actual food
@@Zebo12345678 well, yes but no He was compiled together by an AI from the DNA of all serial killers, both known and unknown. It's an easy misunderstanding but an important one. He himself did not assassinate JFK, but he is still JFKs assassin.
I love how he firmly believes, that there are some things all human have done in their life time, even if it's something completly ridiculous or disgusting.
i swear i was looking for a new jerma vid on his page yesterday but this wasn't there and now it's popped up today saying it was posted 10 days ago. i am contracting the streamer's psychosis.
@@Leo_Zeo_Lhang I think they're just uploading in advance and releasing as needed my dude. Or it was a mistake. Not a lot of explanations that would fit so...
@@PointsofData I'm pretty sure you can upload a video privately and public it later so it makes no sense to upload it publicly and then private it. Also this has happened 3 or 4 times so I don't think it's a mistake. I think either CZcams is automatically flagging the videos and taking them down or the chanel manager is privating them for some reason (maybe they got demonitised and privated it so they could appeal).
@@Leo_Zeo_Lhang definitely youtube flagging. So on this stream jerma was doing a bit and played some copyrighted music(edit song was breakfast machine by Danny elfman), and as you can see the music is muted in this edit, its around 24:30 and you can see him walking to the music at 25:08
I got so confused because this was uploaded 10 days ago (as of me writing this) but I remember checking the uploads like 3 days ago, so this was hidden?! 🧐
Was this vid shadowbanned or something? Released 10 days ago but just now getting normal Jerma views and I don't recall seeing it in my subfeed... just got recommended to me on my homepage
Why is this just now showing up for me. I've been getting notifications from this channel but i tried to watch them and they are privated. The last video here was from almost 2 weeks ago at this point until today, yet it says it's been up for 9 days. What gives
Okay this is gonna sound really weird but I went to this channel yesterday to watch the highlight video of him playing the new warioware only to find that it just wasn't there. Does anyone else remember that upload? Please just tell me I'm not going insane like this streamer
It's so crazy how every one of his streams is pre-recorded but he psychically knows what chat will be talking about and responds to them
Paid actors
no he just gets his closest friends such as elon musk and or jeff bezos to log into alternate accounts
I bet its him with different accounts
Really shows how bad of a gambler he is when he still lost a bet during a pre-recorded stream, putting himself in crippling debt
NO ONE IN CHAT SAID THAT
Jerma doing a drug deal mid police chase and thus ditching the evidence was maximum IQ
He learned that one from real life experience
Just like when he disposed of a murder weapon by stabbing it into a passerby.
I also appreciate that his clients knew to book it so that the cops wouldn't spot them. Some next level shady business going on in this town, tell you what
1:25
That half second between "I've taken" and "drug classes" that made everyone in chat think that Jerma was about to reveal his amphetamine addiction
Jeremy, we need to cook. Jeremy, listen to me!
I believe he's on adrenochrome or something. He mentioned it in the baby sacrifice stream
@@crapconnoisseur6691 that aswell as huffing ether
Holy shit based jerma. He’s got that frequent amph user vibe
that is relatable
This guy being a funny e-clown really makes you forget that time he drove a flaming car into an orphanage on STREAM
*What a PSYCHO!*
antihumanitarian streamer
@@jediadrian It’s almost as bad as that time he PEEPED THE HORROR ON STREAM
@@imestonian2109 wdym? That was fucking HILARIOUS
@@snkybrki “the horror” is funny is the same way AMERICAN PSYCHO is funny CHRIST what a DERANGED MAN
genius streamer *PRIVATES HIS VIDEOS* for *10 DAYS*
Why he did that?
5:20 at first I thought that was a 7, but Jerma's interpretation of backwards F made me realize it might just be a scythe
I had that exact thought process in that exact order
@@firka_ ^ 1000IQ bloke here guys, make way..
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1:24 "I took- I've taken, uh, drug... classes..."
Nice try, Jeremy, but everyone knows this PSYCHO is addicted to hardcore drugs like CBD. He's absolutely ZONKED every stream
legit drank CBD THC soda on the 2020 jermawards
CBD WITHDRAWS
*REEFER MADNESS*
CBT
@@RestitutorEuropa one of my favourite jokes CBT BRAIN
The more I think about a magician drug dealer, the funnier it gets
Pov: college student
One time I bumped into Jerma when I was walking to the store. He had a gallon of yellow liquid labeled "PCP" in permanent marker. I went up to him and said hi, and told him I was a fan. He told me that he recognized me from highschool even though I've never even met the guy, and im probably 10 years younger than him. I asked about his gallon of pcp, and he told me that he loves pcp and drinks a gallon every day, and that he was on his way to the atm so he could pay his dealer. I told him that drinking a gallon of pcp is bad for his health and then he screamed in my face and whipped out his penis and a police officer came and tackled him. When I was walking away, he yelled, "You're the reason why Candice is dead!". What a psychopath
Can confirm I was the police officer all I wanted was an autograph
Wow, a gallon! I didn't even know they made PCP in liquid form!
@@carlspringer7024 I've been watching a lot of wkuk lately and felt that jerma embodies the character pretty well, albeit he's a bit more insane
Who is candice?
@@latbat58 :y
25:06 I cannot NOT imagine this as that one Jerma walking green screen
the whole joke is ruined because the music is muted for copyright.
A man’s gotta pay off all of his debt one way or another.
You know it's gonna be a good stream when the first thing Jerma does is relate the game's topic to gambling (the stock market)
When you just HAVE to phone it in
7:58 literally the most sane thing he's ever said and chat still freaks out
7:53 he does such a good whipped cream impression
Incredible AI deepfake technology compiles everyone who peed their pants on stream into one man.
And every psycho
I could never thank this man enough for helping me smile through my depression in the goofiest fucking ways.
iunno why the mashed potatoes bit is so funny to me, I'm not sure if it's the improvised sfx or imagining jerma arresting a clone of himself after talking about mashed potato shoes
I think it's just the idea of mashed potato shoes
Who the fuck would conjure such an image
The psycho sus guy that's who
From the makers of Pocket Spaghetti and Smashed McDouble comes:
Burger King Foot Potatoes
fun fact: amphetamines are commonly prescribed adhd meds and its known that jerma has adhd, so its very possible that jerma streams while zoinked on speed
like zoinks scoob, we’re kinda fucked up right now
is what came to mind, and I have no regrets
amphetamines are legit cold medicine
@@LlamaCraft ??? nigga what cold medicine you taking ??? and where do i buy it
@@LC-mq8iq in the alley
I think it's pretty funny that the government can distribute meth to kids with "ADHD", but when citizens do it they get jailed for life.
Also pretty funny that the government has steady access to enough meth to treat millions of kids with these conditions. Gotta wonder where they get it.
I've started to watch all of jerma's uploads in 1.25x speed it just makes it so much more psychotic
I love how he sounds the exact same just faster
Pathetic, I watch on 2x speed
@@friccle_ i...i mean yeah it's...yeah
for once jerma is right, if you haven't eaten a mouthful of whipped cream at least once, then you cray
Sometimes I worry about Jerma coming up with these "universal experiences" that everybody _must_ have had.
But he is 100% correct about the whipped cream thing
Yooooo what happened to this video dawg? I felt like I was hallucinating seeing this in my recommended before a refresh. Which sort of works out, title-wise.
Yeah same here, feels like it popped up out of nowhere. I saw this stream edited down on another channel a long time ago, so I thought that's what I was looking at, until I noticed the upload date.
It seems like it got content IDd for the bit at the end so that's why the last minute is silent
Yeah I think the algorithm was suppressing it harddd or it was taken down for a week for whatever reason
yes same lol. what does it mean 10 days ago???
i thought i was having a recurring dream that jerma was uploading then i would get on my computer and find out there was no video
You can hear him almost say “Ive taken drugs” at 1:26 and then stop himself
I mean since he has ADHD, it's quite possible he could technically say that lmao
he knows a lot about drugs, this must be his part time job in real life
8:06 that is a scarily good aerosol sound
jerma’s getting a lot of use out of that GoPro. good stuff.
Isn’t it weird that this was posted 9 days ago and it only has 2k views. And we’re all just seeing this too😂
Yeah I wonder if CZcams might have flagged it because of the title
Probably copyright issues, that's why a part of it is muted (Jerma did a whole Pee-wee Herman bit at around 25th minute, thus the weird walk etc.)
Game title alone makes IMMEDIATE classic stream
every time Jerma's character gets arrested 10 years pass as they serve their time,
this video was hidden because jerma didnt want to show his drug addiction
I thought I was going crazy because I was like "damn no new 2nd jerma since the Miku vid" and then this one from 10 days ago was here
@@i_barely_hee-know_her there was also a Warioware one that was up for like half an hour and then after I watched it it was privated, that was like a day before this one appeared. Idk what's going on lol
7:58 Jerma comes to the realization that his viewers are not as insane as him and proceeds to deny reality for 2 minutes
BUT YOU GUYS DONT DO THAT
Nah, I've done it too.
I genuinely have not done that. I don't intend to, either.
And then he tries to mock the people that said they didn't do that by saing that they eat it like steak, Jeremy thinks people just eat whipped cream and not actual food
Hey look, it's my favourite *[PRIVATE CLASSIFIED VIDEO]*
INSANE streamer DEMONETIZED after uploading DRUG MANUFACTURE TUTORIALS
Thank God he clarified it was Jerma (himself) I wouldn't have realized without the warning.
Woah Woah what happened to this video? why is it already 9 days old?! What?
It was private
i saw it in the feed
I remember reading about this Jerma character in a newspaper, he was some kind of a serial killer right?
No no no, he was _all_ the serial killers.
Still at large too, I think.
@@Zebo12345678 well, yes but no
He was compiled together by an AI from the DNA of all serial killers, both known and unknown. It's an easy misunderstanding but an important one. He himself did not assassinate JFK, but he is still JFKs assassin.
He swears at his little cousins (he forces them to watch his stress cause he's a egoMANIAC)
"I've taken d-, uh, drug classes."
Heh.
"What is this dry rub shit?"
"Seasoning"
5:10 this is the worst pronunciation of the word nuclear I’ve maybe ever heard
please let this be a normal field trip (i.e. doesn't get demonetised and unlisted)
With the Jerm? No way!
Oh hey, a new video!
>Posted 9 days ago
Wha-
It's honestly great to hear Jerma talk about topics he's usually too Twitch-gods fearing to talk about.
Maybe it would be fun to talk to him irl
how did i just see this 9 days later
"And he created...the CRACK GIRLS" dang new season of the Powder Puff Girls is on!
I love how he firmly believes, that there are some things all human have done in their life time,
even if it's something completly ridiculous or disgusting.
I love how you can still see him shaking to the beat in the muted portion
I didn't even know this video was released
privated
Probably copyright issues, that's why a part of it is muted (Jerma did a whole Pee-wee Herman bit at around 25th minute, thus the weird walk etc.)
Jerma posts a “Ding Fries Are Done” cover by Christmas day or we fucking. Riot.
the breaking bad clip is most fitting for this video, very nostalgic
Jerma definitely would be an undercover cop and blow the whole operation by bursting into manianical laughter
I love the way Jerma says nuclear
Nuclelar
It says a lot about Jerma that I thought a preroll ad about addiction was a bit.
i swear i was looking for a new jerma vid on his page yesterday but this wasn't there and now it's popped up today saying it was posted 10 days ago. i am contracting the streamer's psychosis.
Can whoever is in charge of 2ndJerma make a community post explaining what is happening with the uploads?
what do you mean?
@@Slop_Dogg several videos were uploaded and then privated with no explanation, look at the post date it was 10 days ago
@@Leo_Zeo_Lhang I think they're just uploading in advance and releasing as needed my dude. Or it was a mistake. Not a lot of explanations that would fit so...
@@PointsofData I'm pretty sure you can upload a video privately and public it later so it makes no sense to upload it publicly and then private it. Also this has happened 3 or 4 times so I don't think it's a mistake. I think either CZcams is automatically flagging the videos and taking them down or the chanel manager is privating them for some reason (maybe they got demonitised and privated it so they could appeal).
@@Leo_Zeo_Lhang definitely youtube flagging. So on this stream jerma was doing a bit and played some copyrighted music(edit song was breakfast machine by Danny elfman), and as you can see the music is muted in this edit, its around 24:30 and you can see him walking to the music at 25:08
I got so confused because this was uploaded 10 days ago (as of me writing this) but I remember checking the uploads like 3 days ago, so this was hidden?! 🧐
Probably copyright issues, that's why a part of it is muted (Jerma did a whole Pee-wee Herman bit at around 25th minute, thus the weird walk etc.)
21:55 idk why but this bit was so funny to me
I love it too
Sussy bakka Jerma
"ive taken drug- drug... Classes"
Nice save jeremy
I did the whip cream thing immediately to spite the people who haven’t done it yet.
“See officer, I didn’t have any money I just had drugs”
So did this video get de-listed for 9 days? lmao
Was this vid shadowbanned or something? Released 10 days ago but just now getting normal Jerma views and I don't recall seeing it in my subfeed... just got recommended to me on my homepage
Yeah YT picks up certain words (drugs in particular) and drops vids
@@henotic.essence what about the warioware video though
Jerma we HAVE to cook
ok, can we appreciate how good of a pun "meth stranding" is?
you can tell literally nobody got a notification for this because it has 2k views wtf
i think it was privated
Am I insane or has this video not been here for the past 11 days?
That’s what I was thinking
Don’t think this got into sub boxes, had to search for it. MIGHT have somethin to do with the title
what a great stream this was
How was this posted 10 days ago and only has 2000 views and less than 30 comments? And all of the comments are from 9 days ago?
Really weird, probably was made public recently?
I don't think this shows up in the channel? I can only see it in the search page
Maybe YT didn't like the word drug in the title and hid it?
I remeber seeing people on the subreddit saying it got privated
i don't have any fake paper to wrap my $20 around. can i just use normal, regular, real paper instead?
Why is this just now showing up for me. I've been getting notifications from this channel but i tried to watch them and they are privated. The last video here was from almost 2 weeks ago at this point until today, yet it says it's been up for 9 days. What gives
YT is super sensitive when it comes to content. The content identifier picks up phrases, especially drug names and will drop videos.
It was flagged for copyright that's why from 24:45 to 25:23 its completely silent. Because jerma was doing a bit and was playing copyright music
2:07 He did it he said the line!!
9 days ago? I only just saw this video today which is very weird
Okay this is gonna sound really weird but I went to this channel yesterday to watch the highlight video of him playing the new warioware only to find that it just wasn't there. Does anyone else remember that upload? Please just tell me I'm not going insane like this streamer
Yeah it's got me feeling crazy
Yeah I noticed it too. Same with this video. It dropped 9 days ago, disappeared, then came back today. I’m confused.
@@lilpep7804 Oh I didn't know that happened with this one too, that's really weird
Is this what the mandela effect feels like
@@WitchSon it didn’t get deleted just privated, cause my CZcams history put me like 2 minutes into the video when it got uploaded today
My guess is a bunch of videos got flagged for copyright from the intro clips, and maybe they're looking to reupload.
I confused this with the game that brought us Juggles The Great, probably because of how often Jerma gets accused of being high.
"The letter F, but backwards" most commonly known as seven
This is the exact moment jeremy elbertson became jerma985
YO THIS WAS MY BIRTHDAY STREAM
MICHAEL ITS YOUR BIRTHDAY TODAY, CAKE AND ICE CREAM IS ON THE WAY!
why did three videos get privated and why did this one come back randomly
him almost sounding like he's done whippits when he was just talking about eating all the whipped cream is so goddamn funny to me
Breaking Bad is the first Strand-type TV show
commenting because for algorithm, because youtube no like math
Why was this one privated?
I don't think CZcams and drugs mix, that's why Jerma moved to twitch.
@@chippym8316 Banger reply
JESSE
How did i miss this upload? Am i high??
Why does it say the video was posted 9 days ago? strange, but anyway great video
I’m just surprised CZcams didn’t demonetized a video with METH in the title
Hey Jerma, sorry I just got your voicemail ! I have an appointment but it's nice catching up with you !
god the fucking peewee playhouse bit is so top tier
havent eaten whip cream like that before but I ate a tub of cool whip because it was in the freezer and i thought it was ice cream
Nothing better than a full Jerma stream on a friday
I was waiting for this one to come back up
Took so fycking long for another upload
23:49 Jerma HL2 Zombie Impression
why was this privated/unviewable for a week for me???
This finally got re-uploaded! Now just for the other 2 videos that got taken down
Man, it feels like i haven't watched Jerma in 7 months
Peep the horror
this is welcome to brazil simulator
Zerked to it before the reupload.