@@Banned_and_Redacted Rome Total War 2, Tutenburg forest battle. This is the famous line that August is said to have said when the news reached to him in Rome that the Rhine legions had fallen/massacred. The Rhine legions were atleast 3 legions there and a legion is about 5,000 men at peak condition, estimation varies from as low 12,000 to as high as 20,000 men had died during the battle.
@Zach Grove there is a youtube channel called invicta they specialize in giving great historical content as well as great visuals. They are currently during a mini series about the Tutenburg massacre and the aftermath that followed with romes revenge.
When a roman emperor cares so much about his legionaries and there families it literally breaks him to hear hes lost legions of them due to the mistakes of an incompetent commander. Man Augustus was a great guy.
@@TheGreenTaco999 I think he actually cared about the empire, morals back then were different, not so much centered arround the individual as an end in itself like modernity and capitalism state, but holding the community at the highest.
@Lucas Fernandes absolutely not, it was two or three legions, rome was famous for recovering from catastrophic defeats just take a look at the second punic war lol, two or three legions for the roman population and military tradition was nothing, and in fact, subsequent campaigns into germania genocided the hell out of the zone until tiberius gave the order to stop. He didnt care about the legionaries I think, he cared about romes honor and the romans as a whole, that cannot be neglected I think.
He cared about the fact that Rome had lost 3 entire legions of 20,000 in a single day. Considering that the empire had 28 legions pre-Teutoberg, the loss of almost 10% of their military put a massive strain on defense, especially in the wake of the Illyrian revolt, and was a humiliation. I doubt Augustus particularly cared about the individuals who were lost, given that he spent his early years embroiled in civil war.
@@mahmud7645 Their way of living in mudhuts, pillaging, sacking and burning? If the Romans had managed to conquer germania, maybe the world wars would have never happened.
@@Leo-dt5ic Well, I find the notion of the "noble savage" underdog beating a severely more advanced and organized elitist state that ought to treat them like second-class citizens very romantic. Kinda like braveheart. Also, interesting counterfactual you propose there, though it seems unlikely as even the germans below the Rhein that got actually conquered did not adopt a Latin identity in the long run so idk, the Franks and Saxons maybe wouldn't have conquered Gaul, Brittain and Germania, THAT would have changed some things, nonetheless the events (Roman Conquest of Germania and WW2) are to far apart to link them in a cause-effect relationship.
Cesar Trump after the battle of Teotoburg Georgia running around the presidential palace bellowing “ohhh varus! Raffensberger Varus!! GIVE ME BACK MY BALLOTS!!!”
When you play bannerlord as a king and your lords form an army taking up your whole kingdoms armies just toraid some village and get ambushed leading to everyone being imprisoned and the soldiers lost..
@@lziv7583 Well the battle happend more then a 1000 years ago, And if you are talking about the movie thing? You can't just stop thr memes, And why do you lose your respect to them if you just do a freaking meme.
VARUS ATHHHHHHH QUINCTILIUS VARUS!!! GIVE ME BACK MY LEGIONS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! VARUS ATHHHHHHH QUINCTILIUS VARUS!!! GIVE ME BACK MY LEGIONS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! VARUS ATHHHHHHH QUINCTILIUS VARUS!!! GIVE ME BACK MY LEGIONS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Not at all. Historically the emperor never emotionnaly recovered. He banged his head against walls from time to time saying that. If anything, it's underplayed.
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Dovahhatty Searched this after seeing your video LOOOOL
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Augustus: “Quintillius Varus, give me back my legions!”
Tobey Maguire: You’ll get your legions when you fix this damn door!
spiderman moment
Who's in 2020 and still feeling the loss of 3 legions
tbh yes
Wish he'd just give them back tbh
These weren't just legions, they were men with families.
It was a bloody massacre 😔
Tfw you had the disastrous idea of trusting Germs for a moment, and expected good to come of it.
Teutoberg never forget...
Never happened. Trust me.
Varus, Oh fuck! Quinctilius Varus, Give me back my legions!
@@affublackfyre5591 Varus: No.
Romans had it coming. I'm not sorry at all.
Never forget
Arminius: *Betrays Rome*
Also Arminius: *Killed by his own tribe*
**changes to Palpatine’s voice** “Ironic. He betrayed Rome and yet he himself was slaughtered by his own tribe.”
A sorry-ass death for a sorry-ass c#nt.
Consider that a bad investment barbarii
@@thejonrezcontent5213💀
Illness: Arminius
Patient: Varus
Symptoms: 3 lost legions
*Cure: Germanicus*
*The Avenger of Teutoburg*
Subjugator of Germania.
@@trollege9618 he didn't do that though
@@fiddlesticks7245 he destroyed the German tribes near the river Rhine so they wouldn't harass Rome for a while.
@@fiddlesticks7245 he also had a good chance to occupy Germania and finally take Arminius' life but the new Emperor Tiberius stopped him
This line gives me chills. To hear Augustus both mournful and outrageously pissed both in this bit of acting and in the quote itself is too good.
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@@Banned_and_Redacted Rome Total War 2, Tutenburg forest battle. This is the famous line that August is said to have said when the news reached to him in Rome that the Rhine legions had fallen/massacred. The Rhine legions were atleast 3 legions there and a legion is about 5,000 men at peak condition, estimation varies from as low 12,000 to as high as 20,000 men had died during the battle.
@@Banned_and_Redacted If I remember correctly its from Rome II Total War
@Zach Grove there is a youtube channel called invicta they specialize in giving great historical content as well as great visuals. They are currently during a mini series about the Tutenburg massacre and the aftermath that followed with romes revenge.
He protec
He attac
But most importantly:
He want his legions bac
When you are happy and doing your things, then you remember the 3 legions Varus lost that day.
"Bush.. oh Gorge Bush, GIVE ME BACK MY TOWERS!" -a meme in a few thousand years
It ain’t funny but it is🤣🤣🤣
Never happened like Teutoberg. No evidence of either happening.
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@@jamieenoshima5147 no evidence of your mother not being in bed with me either so 🤷♂️
@@hueghh3775 elementary school is such a bitch
god damn it varus, just give him the legions already
You should be saying that to the Germans themselves. They were the ones that really hit those legions.
When a roman emperor cares so much about his legionaries and there families it literally breaks him to hear hes lost legions of them due to the mistakes of an incompetent commander. Man Augustus was a great guy.
he fears the rumors that might come out of it .
I mean that or the fact that this is like watching your stocks go down a LOT
@@TheGreenTaco999 I think he actually cared about the empire, morals back then were different, not so much centered arround the individual as an end in itself like modernity and capitalism state, but holding the community at the highest.
@Lucas Fernandes absolutely not, it was two or three legions, rome was famous for recovering from catastrophic defeats just take a look at the second punic war lol, two or three legions for the roman population and military tradition was nothing, and in fact, subsequent campaigns into germania genocided the hell out of the zone until tiberius gave the order to stop.
He didnt care about the legionaries I think, he cared about romes honor and the romans as a whole, that cannot be neglected I think.
He cared about the fact that Rome had lost 3 entire legions of 20,000 in a single day. Considering that the empire had 28 legions pre-Teutoberg, the loss of almost 10% of their military put a massive strain on defense, especially in the wake of the Illyrian revolt, and was a humiliation. I doubt Augustus particularly cared about the individuals who were lost, given that he spent his early years embroiled in civil war.
When the trees speak german
Don't ever completely and blindly trust a tour guide, especially the one who named Arminius.
“Varo! Varo! Rendimi le mie legioni!”
( Ottaviano impazzito per il dolore)
Virgin Italian vs Chad Latin
@@RaidenTheRipper950 Italians really out here calling Caesar "Cheeser" like he's Parmesan or something
Who watched Barbarians and felt absolutely destroyed inside to see our beloved Roman Legions get annihilated? 😔
I think its cool that they defeated a severely more powerful enemy to preserve their freedom and way of life (even though they are primitive)
@@mahmud7645 Their way of living in mudhuts, pillaging, sacking and burning? If the Romans had managed to conquer germania, maybe the world wars would have never happened.
@@Leo-dt5ic Well, I find the notion of the "noble savage" underdog beating a severely more advanced and organized elitist state that ought to treat them like second-class citizens very romantic. Kinda like braveheart. Also, interesting counterfactual you propose there, though it seems unlikely as even the germans below the Rhein that got actually conquered did not adopt a Latin identity in the long run so idk, the Franks and Saxons maybe wouldn't have conquered Gaul, Brittain and Germania, THAT would have changed some things, nonetheless the events (Roman Conquest of Germania and WW2) are to far apart to link them in a cause-effect relationship.
@@mahmud7645 the smallest of things can change the biggest
@@Leo-dt5ic Haha. What a load of crap.
DON’T DO IT ARMINIUS!
don’t worry, I never will :-)
Why do I want to make this my ring tone? It doesn't even make sense
No it makes perfect sense just use your wolf instincts.
JACK! OH, JACK DORSEY GIVE ME BACK MY ANONS!
teutoburg never forget
Cesar Trump after the battle of Teotoburg Georgia running around the presidential palace bellowing “ohhh varus! Raffensberger Varus!! GIVE ME BACK MY BALLOTS!!!”
Trump after mexican immigrants overun the republican voters
roman empire doomer vibes
In Germany they don't call it the "Battle of Teutoburg Forest"
It is known as "Varusschlacht" meaning "Varus Battle"
me when I send my best troops as volunteers and the civil war lasts years
Ah yes Rome total war
What a game
When you play bannerlord as a king and your lords form an army taking up your whole kingdoms armies just toraid some village and get ambushed leading to everyone being imprisoned and the soldiers lost..
glad someone made it
When you lose 3 units fighting insurgents in Conflict of Nations:
I still huffing copium over the lost of the legions.
remove this pls. too soon to make jokes about it...
Lol this battle happened 2000 years ago and its still too soon???
?
@@obviousbait4277 Always
@@obviousbait4277 uh obviously still too soon, show some respect
@@lziv7583 Well the battle happend more then a 1000 years ago, And if you are talking about the movie thing? You can't just stop thr memes, And why do you lose your respect to them if you just do a freaking meme.
The two downvotes are from the barbarians and Arminius.
Why? Augustus' reported reaction makes it much better. 😁
Also way more people know about this than the campaigns of Germanicus.
Amazing
GIVE THEM BACK! ITS NOT RIGHT, THEY WERE OURS! WE TRAINED THEM, GODDAMNIT!
They played us like a damnare fiddle!
-Legatus Kazuhirus
I always hear this, when running my benchmark
GIVE ME BACK MY LEGION
VARUS ATHHHHHHH QUINCTILIUS VARUS!!! GIVE ME BACK MY LEGIONS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! VARUS ATHHHHHHH QUINCTILIUS VARUS!!! GIVE ME BACK MY LEGIONS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! VARUS ATHHHHHHH QUINCTILIUS VARUS!!! GIVE ME BACK MY LEGIONS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
You had one job Varus
Legionary Lives Matter
Stalin after 3 of his armies get captured
he did not care about the losses
Send more troop -Stalin probably.
where's this audio from?
Rome 2 trailer
G- 🤢 Ge- 🤢Germs 🤮
yeah, fuck those damned Germs! They get all over your hands and you can’t see them, they’re fucking annoying since they’re microscopic.
@@mypfpisliterallyyou6126 and they attack you when you have a cut and when you aren't aware of it!
Sound kinda like an aatrox voice line
Did you make this?
JakeFrom98 He didn't, the Rome II total war devs did.
Too soon.
And what's with the hokey eyes??
What is this from?
Total War: Rome II
Romans are red,
I like Norwegians,
I’m never giving you back your legions!
"Romans are red,
I like Norwegians,
I'm never giving you back your legions!"
- 🤓
What is this quote from?
From Roman Emperor Augustus at the loss of 3 Full Legions at the battle of Teutoberg Forest under Roman general Quintilus Varus.
@@dheiyomain6775 ...I meant the recording. I did some independent research and it's from Total War 3 trailer.
@@K9TheFirst1 oh yeah that's from creative assembly
@@K9TheFirst1 you mean total war rome 2?
@@rizalalbar darude swampstorm
Where is this originally from?
Total war rome 2 teutonburg forest
The king of saderan empire after losing 12 legions in tokio and 100 k of mens and 200k of the alliad army in alnus hill battle
What is he saying
Quintilus Varus give me back my legions!
Long live the Cherusci!
no
yes
Cringe?
Not at all. Historically the emperor never emotionnaly recovered. He banged his head against walls from time to time saying that. If anything, it's underplayed.
On the contrary, kek.
Learned a new word, today? What's the new word for tomorrow? Would it be simp?
Yes you are cringe
@@Toto-95
It's cringe, because the video doesn't reflect that at all.
When you have a slow internet and Augustus says, "Give me back my le...."