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The power of Patriarchy
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The power of Patriarchy
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Flirmt
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Quinctilus Varus... WHERE ARE MY EAGLES!!!
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Brian Blessed as Caesar Augustus in I, Claudius.
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T-Dick
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T-Dick
Give Me Back My Legions!
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Quinctilius Varus, Give Me Back My Legions!
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Catto Hanzo
Tak znáš ji ?
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Debílkova nová machna
Winged Hussars
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Winged Hussars
Jdi do prdele
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Komentáře

  • @Teufer2
    @Teufer2 Před měsícem

    In Germany they don't call it the "Battle of Teutoburg Forest" It is known as "Varusschlacht" meaning "Varus Battle"

  • @chaseboden1787
    @chaseboden1787 Před 2 měsíci

    Amazing

  • @shanemac1646
    @shanemac1646 Před 6 měsíci

    Cesar Trump after the battle of Teotoburg Georgia running around the presidential palace bellowing “ohhh varus! Raffensberger Varus!! GIVE ME BACK MY BALLOTS!!!”

    • @jolojrdook1419
      @jolojrdook1419 Před 4 měsíci

      Trump after mexican immigrants overun the republican voters

  • @Sungka101
    @Sungka101 Před 9 měsíci

    I always hear this, when running my benchmark

  • @americancat11
    @americancat11 Před 11 měsíci

    VARUS ATHHHHHHH QUINCTILIUS VARUS!!! GIVE ME BACK MY LEGIONS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! VARUS ATHHHHHHH QUINCTILIUS VARUS!!! GIVE ME BACK MY LEGIONS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! VARUS ATHHHHHHH QUINCTILIUS VARUS!!! GIVE ME BACK MY LEGIONS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • @Perskk
    @Perskk Před rokem

    You had one job Varus

  • @otterman6584
    @otterman6584 Před rokem

    Sound kinda like an aatrox voice line

  • @themostbasedsiameseperson

    GIVE ME BACK MY LEGION

  • @kommandanthans7305
    @kommandanthans7305 Před rokem

    He protec He attac But most importantly: He want his legions bac

  • @Dimapur
    @Dimapur Před rokem

    I still huffing copium over the lost of the legions.

  • @cinderanmagnus
    @cinderanmagnus Před rokem

    Ah yes Rome total war What a game

  • @altairiel6335
    @altairiel6335 Před 2 lety

    Arminius: *Betrays Rome* Also Arminius: *Killed by his own tribe*

  • @dotred107
    @dotred107 Před 2 lety

    JACK! OH, JACK DORSEY GIVE ME BACK MY ANONS!

  • @haisee1671
    @haisee1671 Před 2 lety

    Don't ever completely and blindly trust a tour guide, especially the one who named Arminius.

  • @mypfpisliterallyyou6126

    Romans are red, I like Norwegians, I’m never giving you back your legions!

    • @trollege9618
      @trollege9618 Před rokem

      "Romans are red, I like Norwegians, I'm never giving you back your legions!" - 🤓

  • @shamsuaddinrachedi792

    Legionary Lives Matter

  • @angelabender8132
    @angelabender8132 Před 2 lety

    “Varo! Varo! Rendimi le mie legioni!” ( Ottaviano impazzito per il dolore)

  • @justinian-the-great
    @justinian-the-great Před 2 lety

    Illness: Arminius Patient: Varus Symptoms: 3 lost legions *Cure: Germanicus*

    • @iDeathMaximuMII
      @iDeathMaximuMII Před 2 lety

      *The Avenger of Teutoburg*

    • @trollege9618
      @trollege9618 Před rokem

      Subjugator of Germania.

    • @fiddlesticks7245
      @fiddlesticks7245 Před rokem

      @@trollege9618 he didn't do that though

    • @trollege9618
      @trollege9618 Před rokem

      @@fiddlesticks7245 he destroyed the German tribes near the river Rhine so they wouldn't harass Rome for a while.

    • @trollege9618
      @trollege9618 Před rokem

      @@fiddlesticks7245 he also had a good chance to occupy Germania and finally take Arminius' life but the new Emperor Tiberius stopped him

  • @augustuscaesar5976
    @augustuscaesar5976 Před 2 lety

    Augustus: “Quintillius Varus, give me back my legions!” Tobey Maguire: You’ll get your legions when you fix this damn door!

  • @SethAurelius94
    @SethAurelius94 Před 2 lety

    What is this from?

    • @ITR933
      @ITR933 Před 2 lety

      Total War: Rome II

  • @connordlthegamer2980
    @connordlthegamer2980 Před 2 lety

    me when I send my best troops as volunteers and the civil war lasts years

  • @evanextreme6157
    @evanextreme6157 Před 2 lety

    Where is this originally from?

  • @robbybryan9944
    @robbybryan9944 Před 2 lety

    roman empire doomer vibes

  • @Mapache_emperor
    @Mapache_emperor Před 2 lety

    teutoburg never forget

  • @gregtheslimef3945
    @gregtheslimef3945 Před 2 lety

    When you lose 3 units fighting insurgents in Conflict of Nations:

  • @HanzTheODST
    @HanzTheODST Před 2 lety

    Stalin after 3 of his armies get captured

  • @chadoftime8607
    @chadoftime8607 Před 2 lety

    When you play bannerlord as a king and your lords form an army taking up your whole kingdoms armies just toraid some village and get ambushed leading to everyone being imprisoned and the soldiers lost..

  • @rustbucket1043
    @rustbucket1043 Před 2 lety

    The two downvotes are from the barbarians and Arminius.

    • @MrCmon113
      @MrCmon113 Před 2 lety

      Why? Augustus' reported reaction makes it much better. 😁 Also way more people know about this than the campaigns of Germanicus.

  • @delontaerich187
    @delontaerich187 Před 3 lety

    GIVE THEM BACK! ITS NOT RIGHT, THEY WERE OURS! WE TRAINED THEM, GODDAMNIT!

  • @greg_4201
    @greg_4201 Před 3 lety

    where's this audio from?

  • @nonnaurbisness3013
    @nonnaurbisness3013 Před 3 lety

    Why do I want to make this my ring tone? It doesn't even make sense

    • @Gabriel-uz7ms
      @Gabriel-uz7ms Před 3 lety

      No it makes perfect sense just use your wolf instincts.

  • @pgrothschild
    @pgrothschild Před 3 lety

    Who watched Barbarians and felt absolutely destroyed inside to see our beloved Roman Legions get annihilated? 😔

    • @mahmud7645
      @mahmud7645 Před 3 lety

      I think its cool that they defeated a severely more powerful enemy to preserve their freedom and way of life (even though they are primitive)

    • @Leo-dt5ic
      @Leo-dt5ic Před 3 lety

      @@mahmud7645 Their way of living in mudhuts, pillaging, sacking and burning? If the Romans had managed to conquer germania, maybe the world wars would have never happened.

    • @mahmud7645
      @mahmud7645 Před 3 lety

      @@Leo-dt5ic Well, I find the notion of the "noble savage" underdog beating a severely more advanced and organized elitist state that ought to treat them like second-class citizens very romantic. Kinda like braveheart. Also, interesting counterfactual you propose there, though it seems unlikely as even the germans below the Rhein that got actually conquered did not adopt a Latin identity in the long run so idk, the Franks and Saxons maybe wouldn't have conquered Gaul, Brittain and Germania, THAT would have changed some things, nonetheless the events (Roman Conquest of Germania and WW2) are to far apart to link them in a cause-effect relationship.

    • @blas2807
      @blas2807 Před 3 lety

      @@mahmud7645 the smallest of things can change the biggest

    • @bolg892
      @bolg892 Před 2 lety

      @@Leo-dt5ic Haha. What a load of crap.

  • @danielhong3954
    @danielhong3954 Před 3 lety

    god damn it varus, just give him the legions already

    • @jasondelrosario5523
      @jasondelrosario5523 Před 2 lety

      You should be saying that to the Germans themselves. They were the ones that really hit those legions.

  • @TheGreenTaco999
    @TheGreenTaco999 Před 3 lety

    "Bush.. oh Gorge Bush, GIVE ME BACK MY TOWERS!" -a meme in a few thousand years

    • @yaboyed5779
      @yaboyed5779 Před 3 lety

      It ain’t funny but it is🤣🤣🤣

    • @jamieenoshima5147
      @jamieenoshima5147 Před 2 lety

      Never happened like Teutoberg. No evidence of either happening.

    • @Axyo0
      @Axyo0 Před 2 lety

      Best comment on CZcams

    • @hueghh3775
      @hueghh3775 Před 2 lety

      @@jamieenoshima5147 no evidence of your mother not being in bed with me either so 🤷‍♂️

    • @mypfpisliterallyyou6126
      @mypfpisliterallyyou6126 Před 2 lety

      @@hueghh3775 elementary school is such a bitch

  • @joehill4094
    @joehill4094 Před 3 lety

    Imagine fucking up so bad that people remember your failure over a thousand years later

  • @masseyfurguson8871
    @masseyfurguson8871 Před 3 lety

    Long live the Cherusci!

  • @gamingwithtoby2.089
    @gamingwithtoby2.089 Před 3 lety

    What is he saying

  • @nocaption5562
    @nocaption5562 Před 3 lety

    That‘s what you get for wanting to enslave everyone around you. Niemand erobert den Teutoburger Wald!

  • @kogerugaming
    @kogerugaming Před 3 lety

    When you are happy and doing your things, then you remember the 3 legions Varus lost that day.

  • @drkinferno72
    @drkinferno72 Před 3 lety

    When the trees speak german

  • @gorbo-dk2fu
    @gorbo-dk2fu Před 3 lety

    Teutoberg never forget...

  • @har8397
    @har8397 Před 3 lety

    Too soon. And what's with the hokey eyes??

  • @somerandomdude23764
    @somerandomdude23764 Před 3 lety

    This line gives me chills. To hear Augustus both mournful and outrageously pissed both in this bit of acting and in the quote itself is too good.

    • @Gabriel-uz7ms
      @Gabriel-uz7ms Před 3 lety

      Press F

    • @Gabriel-uz7ms
      @Gabriel-uz7ms Před 3 lety

      @@Banned_and_Redacted Rome Total War 2, Tutenburg forest battle. This is the famous line that August is said to have said when the news reached to him in Rome that the Rhine legions had fallen/massacred. The Rhine legions were atleast 3 legions there and a legion is about 5,000 men at peak condition, estimation varies from as low 12,000 to as high as 20,000 men had died during the battle.

    • @somerandomdude23764
      @somerandomdude23764 Před 3 lety

      @@Banned_and_Redacted If I remember correctly its from Rome II Total War

    • @Gabriel-uz7ms
      @Gabriel-uz7ms Před 3 lety

      @Zach Grove there is a youtube channel called invicta they specialize in giving great historical content as well as great visuals. They are currently during a mini series about the Tutenburg massacre and the aftermath that followed with romes revenge.

  • @mlgmika9629
    @mlgmika9629 Před 3 lety

    DON’T DO IT ARMINIUS!

  • @vitorsoriano5440
    @vitorsoriano5440 Před 3 lety

    The king of saderan empire after losing 12 legions in tokio and 100 k of mens and 200k of the alliad army in alnus hill battle

  • @K9TheFirst1
    @K9TheFirst1 Před 4 lety

    What is this quote from?

    • @dheiyomain6775
      @dheiyomain6775 Před 4 lety

      From Roman Emperor Augustus at the loss of 3 Full Legions at the battle of Teutoberg Forest under Roman general Quintilus Varus.

    • @K9TheFirst1
      @K9TheFirst1 Před 4 lety

      @@dheiyomain6775 ...I meant the recording. I did some independent research and it's from Total War 3 trailer.

    • @dheiyomain6775
      @dheiyomain6775 Před 4 lety

      @@K9TheFirst1 oh yeah that's from creative assembly

    • @rizalalbar
      @rizalalbar Před 4 lety

      @@K9TheFirst1 you mean total war rome 2?

    • @TheGreenTaco999
      @TheGreenTaco999 Před 3 lety

      @@rizalalbar darude swampstorm

  • @shloopydoopersontheloreguy9069

    When a roman emperor cares so much about his legionaries and there families it literally breaks him to hear hes lost legions of them due to the mistakes of an incompetent commander. Man Augustus was a great guy.

    • @MrAnwer96
      @MrAnwer96 Před 3 lety

      he fears the rumors that might come out of it .

    • @TheGreenTaco999
      @TheGreenTaco999 Před 3 lety

      I mean that or the fact that this is like watching your stocks go down a LOT

    • @marcossidoruk8033
      @marcossidoruk8033 Před 3 lety

      @@TheGreenTaco999 I think he actually cared about the empire, morals back then were different, not so much centered arround the individual as an end in itself like modernity and capitalism state, but holding the community at the highest.

    • @marcossidoruk8033
      @marcossidoruk8033 Před 3 lety

      @Lucas Fernandes absolutely not, it was two or three legions, rome was famous for recovering from catastrophic defeats just take a look at the second punic war lol, two or three legions for the roman population and military tradition was nothing, and in fact, subsequent campaigns into germania genocided the hell out of the zone until tiberius gave the order to stop. He didnt care about the legionaries I think, he cared about romes honor and the romans as a whole, that cannot be neglected I think.

    • @darrynmurphy2038
      @darrynmurphy2038 Před 3 lety

      He cared about the fact that Rome had lost 3 entire legions of 20,000 in a single day. Considering that the empire had 28 legions pre-Teutoberg, the loss of almost 10% of their military put a massive strain on defense, especially in the wake of the Illyrian revolt, and was a humiliation. I doubt Augustus particularly cared about the individuals who were lost, given that he spent his early years embroiled in civil war.

  • @GlobalWarmingSkeptic
    @GlobalWarmingSkeptic Před 4 lety

    no

  • @AntediluvianWizard
    @AntediluvianWizard Před 4 lety

    When you have a slow internet and Augustus says, "Give me back my le...."