UFO on the Moon | Quick D
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Captain Disillusion conducts a thorough analysis of tiny dots orbiting a big ball.
Written by Alan Melikdjanian and Samantha Kuk
Guest-starring the stellar Phil Plait! about.me/philplait
Japanese language translation/dubbing by @rasha1m833 - Zábava
We don't just "watch" Captain D. We binge his videos for hours and then forget about him for like a month before binging for hours again.
i feel called out
dear god hes right and i hate it
I'm on my monthly binge
Yeah I'm on my binge rn
yyyep
the level of effort that definitely went into the lazy tutorial scares me
im not sure, but i have that vibe where i want to feel powerful and all. So thats why i learn animations
Ian Hubert, the channel behind the lazy tutorials has done lots of different projects. it could be he is using stuff that he made before.
@@2009heyhow nah, cap D is also a master in Blender. Since always.
@Daniel Stone Listening it a second time i realize its his own voice indeed.
Basil, it was real at first. but you know CD, Always playing around..
I love it when the Captain has guests.
I always like to imagine 30 minutes before and after of Alan like, "I'm so sorry that the Captain is... like that. We're both really big fans of your work, and we do really feel honored to work with you. The captain just... has trouble expressing himself." Lmfao
He's a tsundere
My name is Alan........
@@alandeyaquelarrazola7346 nobody cares 💪💪💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀
@@TheBluePhoenix008 I wouldn't really call Cap a Tsundere per say. It's more of a..
Someone: "Yo, you're soo cool"
CD: "yeah i know lol"
Original video...
czcams.com/video/KHGMcodV-ts/video.html
This man made a whole tutorial video for a joke, the effort is mind boggling
Joke? Maybe partly - I think he just got tired of all those silly UFO sightings. Humour is a great way to teach.
It's almost like the government is funding him under the table or something.
So funny how it probably took him HOURS to produce that and it’s just to show off and to make a joke. Love this guy and I show that clip to all of my friends who do 3D modeling
This is an absolute joke. Nothing in this entire video suggests that this is definitely a hoax as a matter of fact, with all of the expertise involved, and considering no one was even able to re-create what he “did”. Makes this video a long reaching
Laugh of attempt at intellect input and supposed conclusion.
This kind of a really lame ridicule attempt to debunk something that is evidently quite real, particularly after all of this, it’s not only a disservice it’s a throwback to dumber times and dumber people. And yes, this is really dumb hahhahaha. Go read some books and do years and 1000s of hours of research w out relegating yourelsf to goofy dilettantes on CZcams :)
These silly UFO sightings have been taken seriously by and covered up by the military and many different entities of the government since World War II. These silly UFO sightings have been seen for hundreds of years or at least recorded I should say. These silly UFO sightings are quite objectively real and evident. Dilettantes will do with dilettantes do best, and that is state stuck in a paradigm and act like an expert :)
That "Lazy Tutorial" scene was awesome!
it was made my captain disilliusion ?
I'm just sad IanHubert hasn't got that on his channel yet :D
Practically how fast cgmatter tutorials move. I literally put them on 0.25 speed and still miss things
Only watch them when:
1. u are experienced enough
2. u cant stand waiting until the tutor to get to the point
@@matthewhubka6350 It's so pathetic to see CGMatter trying so hard to make his skills learned from Blender 101 courses seem like something worthwhile to watch. I still remember when he didn't know the subdivide button was a thing.
it took me a minute to realise you were making a fast blender tutorial parody instead of just playing someone else's fast blender tutorial.
that was convincing damn
I spent much time looking for the tutorial.
UFOs aren't real, they can't hurt you.
UFOs :
czcams.com/video/lCl7I7png08/video.html
@@fodebic5253 smh
holy shit, admittedly it weren't the best audio conditions when I first watched this video but damn I had to scroll back and watch this part again after reading this comment just to realize it was Captain D all along
@@XHappyKillerX I thought it was a Collab with Ian Hubert too
A masterclass in video expertise, comedy, production and editing! So many highlights in this, from the insane Ian Hubert tutorial parody, to the gorilla kissing the girl. Some of the funniest parts are the tiny details like his hand breaking out of the screen at 1:17. Sublime!
Phil is an idol of mine! ever since crash course astronomy. Love and admire the guy a lot! :D
Phil is so cool.
My aunt is friends (at least, they talk) with him.
Dude should stick to astrono,y this was abysmal and 0 intellect involved. Frankly, arrogant and silly
I love crash course astronomy! I still re watch it!
A day with a CD video is a good day.
Yep
thanks for not saying first
yeap
Yep
Yep
I feel like a medieval maiden, after her husband has returned from a long war.
Ok London England
i really miss cd videos
We all do
Hahaha
Oh my god same
“kneel before your Blender god”
@aaronsdavis for a god it sure gets deleted a lot
@@someguyschannel ah, but it always rises again.
"Hey baby, wanna kill all humans?"
Made me laugh
this is actually a parody of Ian Hubert's Lazy tutorials. It is voiced by CD, but at the end, the blender god is Ian.
"Neil DeGrasse Tyson have something to say but the mute button is right there." *Shots fired shots fired
Yeah good as well. Tyson is really annoying, interrupts and is very pompous. He needs to take his ego down by about 75%.
You could say "nice weather" in front of Neil DeGrasse Tyson and he'd be like "Actually the weather is not a living being, and thus cannot harbor any benign or malicious intentions towards other entities; the weather scientifically cannot conform to 'niceness' or any other human standards"
Mean
He may be a pompous ass but when he corrected the globe on the daily show it was fucking hilarious.
@@Choinkus I'd just say "nice means precise not pleasant."
"Do I look like a damn paperclip to you?" ... the silver skin... it's all coming together. Clippy didn't die... he evolved.
"It looks like you're debunking a video. Can I help?"
Whelp, this is officially my head canon now.
Yes
Clippy didn't die, *he was murdered.*
His jacket is close to the color of the paper one typically sees behind Clippy. My God.......... THE TRUTH IS OU-
“Do I look like a damn paperclip to you??!!?”
Do you really want me to answer that cap...
Just take the CaptainD logo and turn it on it's side. Instant paperclip.
Both are silver...
It’s both a joke and “Rhetorical” question. Look up the definition Odditorium.
Star Citizen 890J it’s called a joke, look up the definition Star...
There's already a Captain Disillusion/Clippy hybrid on his discord
"someone is always watching the Moon"
* Local 58 has entered the chat *
Lol
Captain Disillusion: "Do I look like a paperclip to you?!"
Me: Oh sh*#! He's on to us!!
1:58
All this effort for a 15-second joke. Amazing.
@Catastrophic Stupidity *VFX artist
Captain Obvious here : This jokes refers to Ian Hubert, a blender artist posting Lazy tutorials videos on CZcams and have solid understanding of the software.
*Captain flies away*
@@Bananappleboy *kneel before your blender god
1:58
@Emaad Zaheer ?
To be honest, his channel's logo does look like a stylised paperclip.
aww man thats what i was about to say
It does
Now I can't unsee it
He changed the logo of the channel. Too far.
To be honest captain could be a paper clip and we never know
The knight and protector of science and logic with comedy and professional of presentation.
Thanks Captain to you and your team.
"This clip was taken out of the many hundreds of hours of filming..."
Because it is feasible to film hundreds of hours of footage handheld.
I mean, of course! Someone with this level of dedication to uncovering the truth would surely spend every waking minute standing on his neighbours roof to film the moon. And btw the shaking only comes from him struggeling with his dinner sandwhich
Yep..
@@vyl4650 you can't even stay up like three or four days without hallucinating freaking out having all these other mental problems and that is only 72 hours let alone hundreds of hours if you're human body has been scientifically proven to not even withstand barely two to three days of no sleep how would he be able to do hundreds of hours standing out into the darkness in the wilderness and everything like that and without eating nor charging his camera because if you're standing outside you would have to charge your camera which there's no plug in
Edit: in the middle of writing that paragraph or essay or whatever I realized this is a joke sorry
“Not the hero we deserved, or needed, or were expecting. But the one we had stuck in the back of our head for the past couple of months waiting for him to upload a video”
Glad he didn't leave us during these hard times
Just waiting for Bill Wurtz to upload at this point.
Last video was a month ago.
Nothing like a quick D to distract from 2020.
Yes, nothing like a quick stroke of the D.
*ẆịṊƘ⇲
If this was a normal year I bet that video would have stayed viral until now but because it's 2020 it was forgotten almost on the day it was posted.
I do like some quick d to satiate boredom
now that is perspective!
5:39 The ending music is beautiful. Alan could make an album and I'd buy it. Sounds like a great Sonic 3 level.
Totally does! Never noticed that until now
I have probably watched this same video maybe 11 times over the past few years. Anytime I see a new CD video, I'll get on an addiction and just watch _all_ of his videos and then wait again patiently like the addict I am.
"... at the moon since it was invented"
Flat Earther: *Licks lips*
Lol
Hahahaha
They've been mighty quiet since the "livestreamed everywhere" SpaceX launch that obviously showed the curvature of the earth.
yes, the Satanist Atheist Jewish NWO Robot Reptilians were at it all along, fooling us since the times of the earliest written records!
@@reeepingk All the "big" Flat Earthers have made so many videos on it my man, I don't see how they've been quiet? You think curvature is gonna quiet them down? It's not the first Space X launch since this entire thing happened online either.
CD- "Do i look like a paper clip to you?!?"
*paints himself silver
It looks like you're trying to debunk a video. Would you like some help?
Wdym? He painted himself skin color for the top half of his head
@@ObadiahtheSlim Points to you, that one made me chuckle. I'm sure somewhere there's a PTSD support group for the 'victims' of Clippy/Clippet. So many damaged and frustrated people.
It’s pronounced light black and or dark white.
Wait, so he’s not a paper clip?
2:12 This “KNEEL BEFORE THE BLENDER…. GODDD” setup had me cry-laughing much more than I’d care to admit 😂
Your comedy aswell as skills and knowledge makes your videos so entertaining!
I love the running gag of Cap D messing up, intentionally or not, every single guest appearance on his show 👌
ditto
It’s annoying I just wanna hear them talk
@@Hoodinator17 it adds to the show , its not annoying
@@Hoodinator17 then go to their youtube page, website, or Twitter for actual non entertainment conjecture. But thats too difficult i guess xD
this
CD is an illusion himself.
The motions are too perfect to be real.
You can tell because of the way it is
Phil: someone is always watching the moon
Me: *SOME WHERE OUT THERE...*
This is just… incredible!! So glad I discovered you. ❤️
That lazy tutorial just escalated quickly
Ya don’t say
Step 2. draw the rest of the squirrel.
@@JEA- patreons get earlt access
"And you're on your way... TO ACHIEVE A FRACTION OF MY UNFATHOMABLE ARTISTIC PROWESS".
That was the joke. But it's still fun to read it in the comments :D
For anyone who doesn't know who Ian Hubert is, he is the God of the Blender Community
The 3d software?
CG smoke. Don't breathe this
Together with CGMatter.
@@mythenmann and blender guru but I've heard he gets some hate for some reason
If anyone didn't realize it at first, CD was narrating the whole time but it sounded really similar to Ian
This analysis is beautiful. Every second of it.
I always wanted to support you! And finally my wish is come true!!
Lesson learned: someone is always watching the moon besides you
You make good videos!
Oh hey, that youtuber I'm subscribed to
It is the moon that is watching us.
That what the secret "moon no watch" organization WANTS you to think
Sounds like fake news to me
I wouldn’t be surprised if you were 80% paperclip actually.
100%, we all know he just paints the flesh colour on.
He is 80% pepper clip
Wesley Scherr But what do you say about all the evidence that it’s not real? I can see why that would make you believe it _could be_ legit, but what you said doesn’t give any evidence it _is_ legit.
CONGRATZ ON 2 MIL SUBS CAPTAIN HOPE YOU ENJOY AND KEEP POSTING SO MARVELOUS VIDS KEEP IT UP
This has become my favorite CZcams channel in record breaking time. In fact, I refuse to go to bed without watching at least 2 videos beforehand to wear out my brain. And now I'm sleeping so much better! Thanks Cap'n!
That Ian Hubert impression escalated quite quickly.
Captain Disillusion: *makes a sci-fi event with almost no effort*
me: *8 hours of me in blender* haha cube go sphere
Lol
Lol
Lol
Lol
Lol
CAPTAIN CONGRATS! 2M SUBS THATS INSANE! WELL DONE YOU DESERVE IT! :D
Best videos on CZcams, period.
"No one has ever noticed the gorilla. That's why the comments are turned off." 😆 🤣 👍 👍
comments are turned off
Adabel Mitre you can’t trick me
Captain Disillusion has a knack for wry observations.
Emoji Police this comment right here
The Funny should be loaded faster but since your using internet explorer things would be a problem
Captain's "assholistic" nature makes these videos 1 million times better.
Assholistic what....
@@basantatamang2249 it's from one of his Cicret Bracelet videos
@@TennessineGD Aaaaa.....I see.
I think it's a fitting character flaw that a guy so involved in picking out the flaws in videos and ruining illusions completely lacks any form of introspection.
I liked of when he was more cynical and biting, like when he punched that one dude in the gas station ghost video and had a joke in there where the reporter calls herself a whore lol.
Thank you for helping me learn the valuable lesson of listening Captain Disillusion.
holy shit, this video was an absolute blast! I can't even imagine how much work did you put into it!
That "tutorial" was amazing.
Sinom its Ian hubert, not cap
The CG tutorial is basically the meme:
Step 1: do this and that
Step 2: and this
Step 3:
Step 27: done
Reminds me of desinc.
This also how my maths lecturer at University used to teach.
@@ARockyRock Ah, I see you are a fellow intellectual
He is actually mocking Ian Hubert, he makes blender tutorials which are actually not that hard to follow, given that you have some 3D software knowledge
@@alejandrodelavegavaughan3703 that is in fact Ian Hubert co-starred in the video lol
When he said he was coming back and the only 2 videos hes put out since then are the video saying hes coming back and this one... We miss you CD!
"Thousands of people have been looking at the moon continuously ever since it had been invented!" You're a Mooner as well? I'm also old enough to remember the invention of the moon. Some guys handling the giant ladder to hang it in the sky were driving past my neighbourhood!
You know quarantine is long when Captain disillusion uploads again
Ha! And there were like 3 Jontron videos too.
"Kneel before your blender GOD!"
Saw this yesterday and woke up today, still laughing. Love this channel.
I’d buy that shirt
this was amazing
Boy, that escalated quickly
Always enjoy the creativity of your videos
As always, great job CD and nice collab. 💖💖💖
Bahaha. Loved the part with Ian. Glad he's getting more attention :D
Yo it’s the donut man himself.
Its actually Ian in that part?
@@murph4536 called it
yo it's donut man
@@murph4536 i think OP was joking
The Ian Hubert impression was almost too accurate.
It took me a couple of seconds to realize it wasn't actually Ian talking
@@psyneur9182 mee too
i searched for the tutorial and then was pretty confused :(
Yeah, I've watched every lazy tutorial and thought "wait, I haven't seen that one... Oh, Ian made a collab with captain D, nice"
Isn't a colab?
The levels of humor in this are amazing!
Thank you Captain Disillusion. You're my favourite person on the Internet.
The end cards syncing with the music is really slick!
Ding, bing , ding. Subtleties that make the paper clip a all time legend.
Yeah the end card should be put in a satisfying video compilation. It really shows the attention to detail
Did you know he makes his music?
4:12 the heavy breathing, I absolutely love how he packs so much humor into just every second of his videos
mouse on SpaceX rocket engine please tell that is this real?
czcams.com/video/1IWQfy2HFm0/video.html
The world needs more Phil Plait; shame the Discovery series never took off.
5:39 one of the greatest inventions ever, and all thanks to Robert Moon, what a great idea he had.
1:58 - 2:14 the amount of work needed for these 16 seconds is mind blowing.. and good job btw! thats insane!
E
Blendahh
nahh he the god of blender, he can do that like in 5 minutes
@@nakachinjah7240 I reckon it takes a tiny bit longer than 5 minutes 🤔😆
@@nakachinjah7240 an he’s Ian, the god of blender
"It seems like you're trying to debunk a suspicious video, would you like help with that?"
"Thanks Captain Clippy."
Omg, this video is awesome... The editing... Everything! Ight imma watch more vids on the channel
It's been years. I forgot how much of a mad scientist this man is. Imagine if he wasn't limited by blender
2:09 “Kneel before your Blender GOD!”
literal lol
Either CD had to model & animate a fairly detailed digital Ian Hubert, or Ian had to film himself lipsyncing to CD's imitation of him saying he's a God.
I'm honestly not sure which option feels less weird.
EDIT: okay, when you invert the colors, it's clearly the former.
weird.
Lol
Oh my god the Ian Hubert parody actually made my year. Absolutely incredible!
A brilliant film with a lot of humor and the right conclusion. Maybe some people will wake up with this video. 🤣👍🏻
Excellent video, thank you!
Me seeing a CD video about a UFO in my recommendations: I probably watched it 10 times
**Uploaded 43 minutes ago**
Me: oh my god it's happening
Geez, so true
As soon as that guy said kilometers the way he did, I realised he's the guy from the videos on my science class
He’s the guy who does crash course astronomy and he’s great
Yes his way of saying it is the only correct one, it's also the closest to the German way which I identify with :P
@@Mystixor but im English and I like kuhlahmiders
He said it correctly?
@@rubbykibress7808 kihlohmetrs is the American (and thus only) way
Genius.thankyou for taking the time to make your videos
loved the clippo reference, also the Color D video is awesome!
The Ian Hubert segment gave me an immense amount of confusion and deja-vu in which I haven't felt in a very long time
Lazy Tutorials! Hey Ian is featured by Captain !
Oh, I just love, how bad you treat your expert friends. And such an excellent screen play of you both.
I love the work you do.
I am happy you are still making videos :D
At "Kneel before your Blender God!" I totally lost it :)
Wow, all that time editing for a brief few second effect, no wonder these videos take so long!
wait this video was published an hour ago how did you comment YESTERDAY??
@@dennisunderscore patreon patron
@@dennisunderscore you know, people who ACTUALLY support a creator.
Unlike you......and me
@@whoami1449 i would like to support him expect i dont have any money :\
He is so talented appreciate his hardwork for these videos
"take it easy nerd patrol"
**inhales from half closed mouth**
Ian Hubert is the blender king, as we can see his sphere of influence
His UV sphere of influence?
I've honestly never heard of him, but these two guys look like they have never been with a woman.
@@Zenigundam Shh kid, the adults are talking.
@@Zenigundam WTF? What does the second part of your comment have to do with CagedRex's comment, or anything for that matter???
@@Zenigundam lmao only virgins concern themselves with "being with a woman" (why did you even word it that way lmao)
Being subbed to CD is a never ending roller coaster of forgetting about his existence and getting super excited when he uploads.
not forgetting seeing this same comment on all of his videos😂😂
Also with nerd city, such a high quality it is astoining.
your videos are ridiculously good!
Love your enthusiasm, I have no computer or telescope and find it less than likely that we are being visited but E.Ts but due to my lifestyle I have spent many hours at night looking up at the sky and there is... something up there. Don't believe me if you want, all I ask is that people simply take time to look up and see so I can find out what they are. Keep up the good work.
That CGI tutorial was so incredibly done. Extreme effort was put to the whole 3D thing holy crap.
I just realized he's only reaching 2 million subscribers. He is so underrated.
simple steps to gain more subscribers:
step 1: Make an All-Cap fake-ass Title: YOU WON'T BELIEVE WHAT I'VE FOUND ON THE MOON
step 2: Talk enough useless shit to make the video 10min+ long
step 3: most important one, make a fake clickbait thumbnail
he used to be at nearly 2.5 mil. He took a break and his channel plummeted down.
@@Praharshkstudios Uh, that is literally false. He never had 2.5 million subscribers. He has been growing since 2007. Why make shit up?
@@Horny_Fruit_Flies you are right. I have been watching Cap for a long time now but I hadn't seen any of his videos for like a year now until today. I was so happy to see him with 1-1.2M views on most videos and 2M subs because otherwise the numbers were too low and it made me feel sad
Its mostly cause 90% of peeps on youtube are braindead. Those who believe all the fake/staged shit on here... Those never asking questions... Those who in no way want to get smarter and learn something new. They just consume and stay in the bubble of stupidity.
Your videos are so good and funny!!
I been looking for this channel a very very long long time.
I would love to see CD as a guest on Corridor's "VFX artists react".
he mocked them in the last video (the one before this one)
czcams.com/video/OX-Ra4nrVj0/video.html
this one
This guy's whole character goes pretty deep tho. There's a lot to unpack
Pretty funny.
"a LoT tO uNpAcK"
@@garfellow5038 You're not very nice.
@@garfellow5038 He's not a REALLY deep character, but there's a lot going on.
@@Krankify if you think its deep now take a look at the youtube talk he did quite a while back
These videos, besides being educational, are pure cinematic art.
CD continues to astound me.. 1:17 to 2:15 was an amazing amount of work for a throwaway gag. Superb!
This video is great! Love Phil Plait!
Mah to all of astronomers are mean we arw mean to yay.
He should be on vfx artist react
I just realized he's only reaching 2 million subscribers. He is so underrated.
Ha it’s wren
NASA: Has a moon CGI resource kit
Me: Suspicious
Flatearther : That's the point!!
mouse on SpaceX rocket engine please tell that is this real?
czcams.com/video/1IWQfy2HFm0/video.html
It's actually very cool. They offer a lot of high quality photos, videos and CGI (simumations) and it's all public domain. Not only for Americans but virtually for the whole world.
@@salmaniks3904 its an ice
Wow... and the USGS has similar mapping tools for the earth itself... Must be fake as well... they couldn't possibly have terrain mapped the whole earth as... um.... well... Nevermind... LooK!!! SQUIRREL!!!
I REALLY wanted to hear out Phill's explanation about determining the speed of an orbit. :/
It's taught in children's school,
Centrifugal force = gravitational force
@@narayanavhale4514 Actually I believe it is centripetal force.
I sound like a nerd in this.
To maintain a given orbit altitude, a determined angular velocity is required. If you go faster, your orbit rises, if you go slowly, your orbit falls.
@ This isn't exactly wrong, but it might give people the wrong impression about orbital velocity. This simplest formula for orbital velocity is v^2=GM/r so a small r (radius of the orbit) requires a big v (orbital velocity). A stable orbital velocity at the surface of the earth is over 7km/s while a geostationary orbit is only around 3 km/s.
Your description can be correct, just not for stable (circular) orbits.
no such thing as orbit. not as it's presented anyway
Incredible amount of effort