A Fighter Jet Says Hi | Quick D
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Captain Disillusion deconstructs an aeronautical viral video, with a little help.
SPECIAL THANKS TO:
Tara Sandlin
Joey Guerra
J. Matthew Turner
James Turner, Ph.D.
Dan "Buzz" Branan
David "Beaker" Kent
Subject video discussed: / 2038887389477352
F-18 Hornet high-poly Blender model by Chris Kuhn
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Destin's engaging educational videos can be found on his channel:
Smarter Every Day
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Tom's formidable intellectual (and physical) prowess can be witnessed on his channel:
Tom Scott
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I'm not worthy. You are incredible.... you are the one true D.
You were hilarious, Destin!
This was great!
I loved the impression!
Disillusion..........AWAAAAAAAAAY!
"love with your brain and not your heart"
it's obvioulsy fake how does it just glide without even flapping its wings
I know right?
_but DaT aIn’T hOw PlAnEs WoRk_
r/whooosh
@@helloq5051
Let's see
r/ihavereddit
r/itswooooshwith4os
r/woooosh
r/facepalm
There's so many to choose from
@@helloq5051 yeah this isn't reddit.
"His report is a work of art... which I'll take into consideration."
Literally every teacher though.
When I.was reading this it came
@@James-xv8hh Same lol
@@James-xv8hh bruh wtf same
Sometimes, unfortunately, it's more like; "his report is a work of art, but totally irrelevant."
The shutter is the same as the wings flapping dummy
I found it really funny that Captain D. also increased the pilot's "general experience" level as well on the bar graph.
I mean, in-house nerds usually have very little general experience of outdoor stuff!
@Pumlz like how to breathe under 5g acceleration
This review has 666 likes.
I like your profile picture.
Destin trying not to laugh 😂
... and failing.
666th like, oh no!
Ami, Dustin, so many famous CZcamsrs in comments:)
1000th like from me. Feels good.
love with your brain and not with your heart
The fact that this is a "quick" video but still maintains the same superb level of quality and detail is amazing.
came here to say the same
That's because in those few full ~10-15 min videos of him that I saw he only took about 5 minutes for actual debunking - same as this one. His debunks ARE good, they just normally are overtaken by irrelevant stuff (in those videos I saw).
Yeah man Same thing as Built to Last of the 50s and before when Ur goal isnt money shit becomes beautiful.
Every single CZcamsr to a larger channel they are friends to: "I'll give you some exposure."
@@jakistam1000 it's not irrelevant, it's part of the experience, jesus
Captain Disillusion: What if we're a hypothetical person who doesn't know anything?
Continues with analysis of focal length.
Hypothetical person that doesn't know anything but can use google. You know there is more to the internet except porn, social media and youtube right?
Jokes aside though, yea, it would take a reasonable amount of education to be able to ask the right questions, without which google is not much use. That's the kinda shit schools need to be teaching nowadays.
@@svchineeljunk-riggedschoon4038 Did you really just use this completely unrelated comment to rant about the modern school system?... Nice.
Yeah he kinda dropped the ball with that, I think he meant a person with no common sense, not a knowledgeless prison.
SV Chineel, Junk-Rigged Schooner Sailing Yes and you cant write if you dont know anything
i read this comment while he was saying it. lol
4:27 I love how hard of a time Destin is having keeping a straight face here.
he isnt there in the next scene too so its very much possible that he burst into laughter while recording and captain d just worked around that
Lmao I love that you used Tom Scott for "the average nerd"
ikr, i miss his and matt’s park bench videos :(
Tom Scott is far beyond your "average" nerd
@@ZoeSoutter that's the joke dumdum
@mujtabaI rafid Abraham know, and that's why I said it
@@esha5046 yeah, they were awesome. still watch some of them, sometimes...
LOVE WITH YOUR BRAIN AND NOT YOUR HEART
This legit cracks me up everytime I watch this bit XD
Sqwak 7500 ur self then ur not alone :D google it if u dont understand
@@nerf5404
75 - Guy with a knife.
76 - My radio needs fix.
77 - I'm falling from Heaven.
Can't remember how long ago I learnt it :-) Hear it once, sticks forever :-)
Use your heart for everything else
And use flex tape for everything else.
Sometimes I can’t believe how detailed Captain’s shots are. Just noticed that in the bar graph from the beginning, when the bars shoot up you can then see some debris falling as they presumably broke the ceiling. Astounding.
This is the problem with captain's videos. It is TOO detailed that we need a full list of extra things to look in the video which any typical viewer might have missed. But it is very impressive when you do notice these things yourself
@@RandomNameLastName811 Kek u mad bro? 😂😂L0l0l0l0 💀🤣🤣
I noticed how the communication thing forces a connection, lol that has to be illegal
He didn't have to do it. But he went and did it anyways.
@@RandomNameLastName811 you sound sad bro
i searched "captain silver guy" because i forgot his channel name and he came up
lmao
Lol
Did you also forget how to spell captain lol
@@iliketacos2702 maybe he was making a pun. though it definitely wasn't worth gold
I basically never bother checking what I type in Google. Speed over accuracy there!
"captn slivr guy" -> Did you mean "captain silver guy"
Why yes, of course, thank you :)
"YOU.....saw that?"
That had me dying
FUCCING NORMIES...
*REEEEEEEEEEEEEE*
"That's completely different! That was for comedy, and satire, I was in character(...)"
Sadly it failed.
your icon isn't from Skullgirls do you like the game?
"Love with your brain, not your heart." Great words to live by, thanks Captain D.
Ha! Or was it "Love with your heart, use your brain for most other things"?
Nah, I think it was Use your brain to love but not your heart
It was "love your brain, and not your heart".
It's brain with your heart. Use your heart for brain.
Kcir Tap :D :D
I just noticed that Captain added a reflection in the “window” of the jet - the level of attention to detail will continue to astound me for as long as Captain D is around
"Don't shoot, I'm complying!"
Famous last words.
I’ve been watching this channel for a long time but I cannot stop being amazed by its quality. Truly incredible channel, one of the best on CZcams.
I've been subbed for *years*, he's finally getting the recognition he deserves. Holy shit, I just realized that TAM 6 was a decade ago... Crazy.
Cities & Skyscrapers I agree 100%!
Cities & Skyscrapers Finally, a nice comment!
And he’s still not hit 1 mil subs...I feel so sad
Quickly approaching though!
"DONT SHOOT IM COMPLYING"
"ARE YOU REACHING FOR A *FIREARM*?"
"NO, NO, I DON'T HAVE ONE!"
"WELL YOU BETTER HAVE A PERMISSION FOR NOT HAVING ONE"
@Pit Gaming
*BUT THAT PLANE ISN’T BRITISH!!!*
I don’t know what this conversation is about
**fire arm*
I always have a gun in the glove compartment of my jet. It's just being responsible.
*"Love with your brain and not your heart."*
Inspiring.
Remember to pump with your brain, and love with your kidneys, and use your pituitary for everything else!
Ah yes, "love with your cawck, not your balls".
love with your farts, use your burps for everything else
Love with your brain is actually true. The heart just pumps blood
The plane looks like one of those animations you’d find in a low budget bollywood film
Yeah but the high budget recent stuff is amazing.
Like a shield formation thrown by a catapult.
That's pointing out the sophistication level of the people who were fooled by it too... LOL
The Jet looked realistic until it started to maneuver and dip out like a UFO.
It never looked realistic in the first place...
The first thing that caught my eye was how it clearly just vanished at the bottom of it's dive.
It looked like a cartoon dive
Looks like footage from gta stuffed in the background lol
it would be questionable until he attempts the maneuvers, then it is super obvious
My god! I cracked up at Destin's *"love with your brain and.. not your heart?!"* HAHAHAHAHHA
THIS CHANNEL IS AWESOME!
Pesterenan I rewatched that part like 3 times 😂😂😂 the hand movements!
I read this as it happened in the video
Pesterenan the funny thing is, Destin is RIGHT! Scientifically, the heart pumps blood. The brain produces the chemicals of love.
But a lot of hormones and neurotransmitters aren't produced or regulated in the brain, so while the brain does a lot of loving, your whole body plays a part! It is full body love! Well... maybe not your hair...
What was the video that he makes fun of Smarter Every Day?
Destin trying his hardest not to laugh was brilliant. Dude is so damn happy!
The ailerons aren't even moving..
1:50 - Yeah...I think that got covered. :)
Also the thrusters were aimed in a direction that would push it upward, yet it stays at the same altitude.
Infected Potato117 nope
@@infectedpotato117 throttle down. If you watch pretty much any video of a fighter jet flying at this low of a speed, they will probably all be at angles like this. They have to angle like that because at that low of a speed, there isn't much lift. So they angle up to compensate
Thank you for coming to my TED Talk
@@natebuhler5612 yeah, I see what you mean, since the drag would literally cause the plane to stall and kinda fall like a leaf. But still, the videos fake nonetheless. Thank you for coming to MY Ted talk as well
Marvel : ‘infinity war was the most ambitious crossover’
Me :
Jikaing Eng good crossover
Love how Cap D basically flexed at the end at how he can make similar but way better video than these viral clips
I think he does this every time.
just a few seconds of footage at the end that coincidentally put the whole viral video that was discussed to eternal shame
Every single CZcamsr to a larger channel they are friends to: "I'll give you some exposure."
2:43 Cease your slander, sir! Tom Scott is an EXCEPTIONAL nerd.
Yes, my reaction was "did he just call Tom _average?!?"_
How kind of you to give Destin some exposure
I'm sure his channel will blow up soon
Destin has 5 million subs -_-
Ha ha *_ha_*
>Thatsthejoke.jpg
Kali Takumi thanks to you now i feel dumber
WOOSH
Woosh
6:25 he even curved his reflection in the cockpit glass. WOW.
ImKibitz which means he setup a second camera??
YES IT'S GROUNDBREAKING, GIVE THE MAN A MEDAL haha!
Naw, I'm just appreciating his attention to detail. I'd presume 99% of CZcamsrs would cut out the original guy and edit the background then call it a day. It's just refreshing to see someone go that extra step to make it perfect.
We have learned to expect no less from him.
The Captain is nothing if not thorough. Even for background details that most viewers probably won't notice. Especially those.
How amazing! Didn't even notice.
The real video magic is how well done his makeup is.
Seriously how does he do it so solidly and neatly
I know right, that fake human skin looks so real!
when a jet intercepts a plane and waves its wing like that it means to follow him to an airbase or near by airport.
Yes, but very lightly, not that hard.
@@leopinty5103 well yeah, duh. If it waved it's wings that hard irl it would go flying into the plane it's intercepting
"Yo, follow me while I suddenly go 200 m/s and disappear into nothingness before suddenly jetting up 90 degrees, random small civilian prop plane."
This video made no sense from the start, let alone if you know basic aviation stuff like this.
@@leopinty5103 That'll cause some god damn damage, especially with the load on the wings.
@@HangmanOfficialUploads yep
Another amazing video :) I’m so glad you are willing to put all this work into making these videos, it’s an enjoyment to watch every time :) thank you Captain D :)
Ponk 80 how can a channel with such high quality videos have only 700k subscribers. Most underrated channel on youtube.
Why do you put so much effort into your videos Why don't you just have 10 minutes of Uncut fortnite gameplay And put like 30 ads on it
pizza cringe: if CD started doing that i would scream
Srsly seems that's all you need to do these days to get peoples attention. Fucking hate CZcams trends.
@@Krystalmyth it's not a trend, that's just how CZcams works. It's 100x more profitable to churn out regular, low effort, family friendly content and slap some ads on it than to actually put effort in to make something good
fortnite and family friendly do not belong in the same sentence. STOP that.
Even if this comment is a joke,
A) Fortnite is far too overrated
B) you can only put up to 10 ads if your video is 10 minutes long
“Remember captain! Love with your brain and not your heart!”
“THATS NOT EVEN THE WAY IT GOES”
I think the pilot just wanted to have a bit of VFX fun so he filmed this planning to add a plane in the background
Captain, i love you with my brain
Could you kindly link that report about all of the technical issues with the maneuver? Some people might want to look at it. Not me, of course, I already can tell that the plane is fake from my super intellect, but some people might.
ikr
It looked like a state of the art 90s kids commercial.
Let us get it right, of course, you want to look at it, you probably want to go take the Freaking pIss out of him and the report, because, I do!
Most of it can be read by pausing the video. It cuts off a bit at the right and some unknown amount at the end. But it touches on pretty much all the points he mentions afterward. So I guess it's mostly there.
Would* you kindly
No one gonna talk about how he went out of the way to add a reflection of him at @6:20
Never even realized it was there after all these years. Jesus, the Captain is magnificent
he knows
I love how you usually re-create the memes you cover but always ridiculously better and flexing hard
I'm bothered that this video doesn't end with the Captain's signature *"love with your brain and.. not your heart"*
cuase its a quick d not a full video
That's not even how it goes. It's "Love your brain, not anything else."
@@phonkey It's "Love with your heart, and use your head for everything else."
@@ben005 r/woooosh, maybe even COMICS ARE THE BEST.
And even if it wasn't a joke we were talking about, it's "Love with your heart, -and- use your head for everything else.", with "Made of cells" added to it in case of rhyme episodes.
Why am I not hearing the wooooshes?
Loved the laid back feel and flow of this one! Awesome job D and Destin 🤘
It's like everytime someone mentiones passing out due to G-forces they use the clip of Tom Scott passing out, and I love it
Can we take a moment to appreciate how much effort he puts into loving with his heart and using his head for everything else?
Remember kids:
Love with your brain, not with your heart
Genius
Oh come on... I could animate a plane better than that!
Oh the plane enthusiast ytper himself
It's one piece, you need minimal knowledge to animate that.
do it
Principium Asimov it's a waste of time.
Go on then.
I'd love to read this report of David "Beaker" Kent mentioned at #1:42 but I can't seem to find it on Google. Also, no link in the description for the report. Is this report available online?
You're still unbelievably underrated at 2.2+ million subs, Captain D. Please never stop doing what you do!
What was with the fake CD on the right of the screen? We all know CD has an afro.
r/woooosh
Your version at the end was much better, but you did miss one big thing: angle of attack. We don't know the speed the prop plane in the video is going, but it is pretty small and dinky so I would imagine it's doing 150 knots, give or take a bit. A Hornet lands at a speed well within the margin of error of that guess. That's full flaps down, nose pointed up, plane going down. So going back to your model, you'll want to give that bad boy full flaps as well, and kick the nose up a few degrees. Not only is it more accurate, but it looks cooler too because it visually says, "I have to work hard to go as slow as this POS you're flying." Your clip looks more like 350 knot handling, which is the Hornet's happy place but probably not good for the recycled coke cans the GoPro is mounted to.
Obviously fall into the jet nerd category. Just discovered this channel today and loving it!
"I have to work hard to go as slow as this POS you're flying." LOL!!! Loved this one! Well said! Funny!! :)
Can't speak for the Hornet, but Super Hornets have massive flight surfaces that allow them incredible maneuverability at insanely low speeds. When I was stationed in Lemoore, squadrons would practice air show routines occasionally and they would pull a move called "walking the dog." Nose up, flaps out , throttle at the right position and that plane would move so slow, you could swear it was about to drop out of the sky. Then MIL power and they'd take off in a climb. Such a beautiful, underrated plane. I miss them.
Wayyyy after the fact, but I just saw this video so give me a break. You are 100% right. That hornet would have to have a much higher AOA, to maintain that speed. Flaps would likely be needed, but I am not familiar with the stall speed of the hornet. One note, 150kts for the little airplane is generous, most small general aviation aircraft like that have a cruise speed of about 110kts.
@@Xxphoenix911xX I decided to give the little plane the benefit of the doubt, because I figure something with a bubble canopy like that is probably a bit faster than your typical C172. But yeah, just about any little plane like that could comfortably fly at speeds that would constitute a gnarly high-alpha demonstration pass for the Bug. Bank that bad boy over at 80 knots and you'll get to take the ejection seat for a test ride!
Using my dcs expertise, I doubt the hornet could maneuver very at that low of a speed. Low speed maneuverability does not mean it will perform perfectly. Although it could probably fly at that speed if it were clean and had say a 15-20 degree AOA
A hypothetical person who doesn't know anything. Meet me, the hypothetical person.
6:11 that was a flawless recreation of how I would react
I knew it was immediately fake when the jet decided to jerk to one side super fast like someone like someone was scrolling the mousewheel rapidly. A jet moving at that speed would've crushed the pilot's spine! xD
It's great how Cap points out how everyone says its fake under every video in the first 30 seconds of the video, and lo and behold there are still idiots that do this.
Take some perspective, Frituur. He isn't an idiot for making this observation. It's a valid point and you don't have to hold it up as an equivalent or substitute for the information in the video. It's just another example of people doing what people do, and making observations is one of them.
I personally thought the lack of rotational inertia was the smoking gun - planes don't pivot instantly like that
Let's not get sidetracked with petty in-fighting. I think we're all forgetting about the real problem-cyborgs. Titanium spines don't get crushed by "G force" (whatever that is). Cyborgs are real. And they're already here living among us...
CYBERGOBLINS
gg
define "problem"
:v
The weird part for me is that pretty much in the cases of all these videos, the CD channel is where I first hear of them...
Where do people find these videos? I... I almost feel left out of the online zeitgeist of badly done vfx memevideos that everyone else seem to inhabit... Almost...
Facebook.
Where basic intelligence goes to die...
Dexxus this is why I stay away from the internet most of the time.
The script, collaboration with Destin, and editing, are so well done here. 0:11 is priceless.
watching the clip of that jet just... wiggle? made me hurt...
Damn he just gets better and better. The presentation is outstanding as always and I'm especially impressed with how great the writing and actors (all of them) are. Every aspect of Captain's videos is top notch and just really well put together..
The Destin bit is gold. I'm still laughing.
I love that Destin is wearing gloves from Home Depot. So on brand.
I love the casual Tom Scott.
I love your content and sense of humor. Even if something is 'obviously fake', you still do a terrific job of creating an entertaining video. Thanks for putting in the time to break down a video and bring the pieces together in an easy to understand format. Keep up the great work.
And more when it “waves” you can see that it was only the most obvious cgi you could ever see
Barry Benson right
Barry Benson The part where the plane breaks away and zooms off like a weightless hologram was even more egregious.
Bro can its really bearry beeson can i get an autograph
And it somehow stays so perfectly still in relation to the other jet
I think you mean effects. CGI is the what Pixar animation uses. It’s fully in the computer.
0:35
"Springboob Squirepin"
The wing rocking was such a HUGE giveaway. Planes in slow flight don't react like that.
More than 40% subscribers increase from the start of the year?
My man!
Ron Rozen
**gliches into tree**
Ron Rozen that h3h3 bump
kylesteinhauser i was just gonna say that lol
Hope he gets that gold play button soon.
sounds like something Bender B Rodriguez would say
you are criminally underwatched
The video only needs one sentence:
“The wings would snap.”
"Hypothetical person that doesn't know anything"
Wtf who told you about me.
Destin, thats silverface, you cant do that
0:30 I just got called out..... sorry.
But I will defend myself! That was on the Sedona portal video and i was genuinely confused!
Dude you're in a Captain D video!! Nice work. Your life is now complete!
You just got D'd!
Huge respect for this comment dude!
Sayyy... if _I_ post about how I could easily tell it was fake... *I* might end up in a Captain D video!
The temptation to be a shit in the pursuit of fame is palpable.
no i wasn't trying to get attention or be insulting i was just genuinely dumbfounded.
The wild and rapid rotation of the jet when "greeting" the other pilot should be enough to give it away. Not only does it look comical and completely unreal, I don't know if such a maneuver is even possible; but it definitively looks like something you do when you got a death wish.
How come I haven't seen this video before!! Now I'm looking every single one of them and LIKE each one! Smarter Everyday was on spot!
That last scene , such great content I love the captain so much !
B_D_W_S'_Animation_ that was the best part, I died laugjing
The Recreation was unexpectedly funny! 😂😂😂
Destin's cameo has been my favorite so far. Love the interaction.
Great recreation on the end. So much better.
Nice Tom Scott reference.
Thanks for making me relive the horror of Tom Scott's unconscious face
Damn, you hate his unconscious face that much?
You are now aware that Tom Scott falls unconscious approximately once per day, for several hours at a time. Always with his face.
Well written, well executed. Dude... You make quality.
Two of my favorite CZcamsrs; so fun ! :)
Is there anywhere to read Lt. Beaker's report? Sounds like it'd be fun
Yes, I would like to have the link to the report as well.
Me too
Couldn‘t find it
Likewise
I’m wondering this too
Can you PLEASE publish Lazology, the constant referencing makes me want to read it so badly!
It feels similar to the fabled Necronomicon at this point ^^
No expert in being lazy would publish a book...
The world isn't ready for it.
It will contain only like two or three sentences
I love your banter with Destin
Sometimes a good dose of the Captain is needed and you Sir never fail to deliver..
I love the way he does his editing. You don't see a guy on a background ranting and spewing out technical details. You SEE the technical details. This guy doesn't just rant off a Wikipedia page of the Jet, (like every other youtuber would to pump out vids for clicks) but he carefully renders models and consults so you learn EXACTLY how this jet and it's arsenal works. Then even if you already knew it was fake, now you know WHY it's fake.
I'll say it again: CAPTAIN DISILLUSION : Absolute Boss - Leading the fight
Nearly choked at 'cool_jet(1)(1).webm' and the whole conYOURter design.
Love your style of background jokes, they're so on point
This is defintly my favourite captain d video
my god this video is so damn GOOD.
did you do this just to put that Tom Scott footage in
My "there is something wrong" moment: 0:20
The wing up and down movement. Always the same speed. No slow moments when it changes the direction. Then the rapid move away.
I love the way it just zips away and then just goes invisible
Doctor: “You only have 6 minutes and 51 seconds to live.”
Me: *”Gimme that Quick D doctor.”*
True sp
As someone who is new to watching Cap D videos, this could be taken waaaaaay outta context
MotoCat ikr that was the joke
@@jw4277 thank you for coming back to your 2 month old comment to clarify :P
Doctor: What? I'm not gay
I love how Destin is totally loosing it trying to shoot his part😂
I don't pretend to be an expert in visual effects, but when I saw that video it just looked weird, though I didn't know why until you explained about the warping.
Excelent Work, CD!
Man the vfx are *GOD* *TIER*
"love with your brain, not your heart!"
That was hilarious
Although, in a technical sense, that is a true statement? I don't think your heart is capable of anything except pumping blood...
Best channel in the series of tubes.
I can’t believe he’d forget his “Love with your heart” quote smh
That doesn’t happen in quick d