American Reacts to ONLY IN AUSTRALIA TikTok compilation

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  • Thank you for watching me, a humble American, react to ONLY IN AUSTRALIA TikToks! This was great fun. I love Australia. Thanks for subscribing!
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  • @daviddempsey8721
    @daviddempsey8721 Před rokem +929

    He called it McDonalds because he’s a news reader.
    The cassowary is an emu built to military specs.

    • @dagwould
      @dagwould Před rokem +107

      Best description of the cassowary yet!

    • @roryrory5047
      @roryrory5047 Před rokem +72

      Someone told cassowaries they evolved from dinosaurs and it went to their heads

    • @kurttruk2
      @kurttruk2 Před rokem +42

      Yet the emus are the ones we lost the war to.

    • @MLandriganReid
      @MLandriganReid Před rokem +55

      We are at least smart enough to not start wars with Cassowaries

    • @belindasmith9638
      @belindasmith9638 Před rokem +8

      Haha 😂 ha

  • @auzziecrunt8538
    @auzziecrunt8538 Před rokem +692

    I find it hilarious when Americans react to other countries because, for some reason, it seems like they expect everything to be the same as America like phone numbers and everything 😂 and when they see the different thing they are completely baffled by it😂

  • @Wilburworm07
    @Wilburworm07 Před rokem +163

    The more I watch videos like these the more glad I am an Aussie

  • @Turtles783
    @Turtles783 Před rokem +29

    Love how he calls the kookaburras magpies. 😂❤

    • @mreggs3731
      @mreggs3731 Před měsícem

      he probably calls cockatoos eagles too

    • @sera.84
      @sera.84 Před 5 dny

      Moonpie first tf is that

  • @karenstrong8887
    @karenstrong8887 Před 2 lety +319

    Yes, a Tradie is a Tradesperson. Like a Chippie is a Carpenter, a Sparkie is an Electrician etc. You didn’t really think we would call them by their correct names, did you? No we do not have Raccoons or Squirrels. We do have the cutest Possums anywhere except for Jack, he came with a house we bought. If you ever see a Cassowary, don’t try and hug it, just don’t touch and back away slowly. They are beautiful to look at but they will kill you. They are only found up North.

    • @minniemouse6254
      @minniemouse6254 Před rokem +7

      We do call electricians leco's sometimes as well ...around here mostly leco's actually, but sometime sparkies.

    • @louiserawle8999
      @louiserawle8999 Před rokem +23

      They can easily disembowel a human,but so can kangaroos

    • @annetterawlings4549
      @annetterawlings4549 Před rokem +15

      Don't run away from a cassowary either - they will chase you down

    • @shaunphillips6160
      @shaunphillips6160 Před rokem +1

      A tradie is America's version of a journeyman

    • @kerra3699
      @kerra3699 Před rokem

      @@annetterawlings4549 so will a king brown snake.

  • @kennethdodemaide8678
    @kennethdodemaide8678 Před 2 lety +692

    The lizard in the shed is a goanna. The large bird is a cassowary- 6ft. tall and 200lbs and kills with its large claws. Will break your bones with one kick. The laughing bird is a kookaburra.

    • @Stopthisrightnow560
      @Stopthisrightnow560 Před 2 lety +73

      Cassowaries are essentially velociraptors.

    • @capatheist
      @capatheist Před 2 lety +15

      Lmao… 6 ft 200lbs
      No. Just no.

    • @vickigarvie4093
      @vickigarvie4093 Před 2 lety +19

      @@capatheist yeah mate totally true.

    • @jono.pom-downunder
      @jono.pom-downunder Před 2 lety +13

      Don't forget the Axe on its head.

    • @Aerhgad1
      @Aerhgad1 Před 2 lety +38

      @@capatheist 5ft to 6.6ft and between 130 and 160lbs with a top speed of 30mph. Can jump up to 5ft and they are really good swimmers. One killed a lady and her dog a little while back by ramming them off a cliff. Being near one is very dumb, those people were lucky.

  • @davidbrown-wk6mq
    @davidbrown-wk6mq Před rokem +7

    Ryan Piss Up meaning is a party, a get together and in Australia - most social occasions.

    • @lk4871
      @lk4871 Před 12 dny

      It means more than that, LOL. My interpretation is everyone’s going to get pi$$ed as a fart

  • @783342
    @783342 Před 7 měsíci +9

    I enjoy so much watching videos with you, Ryan, because I have cataracts and I don't even hear the accent as well as you do, so you virtually tell me what the videos are about and I enjoy them because of you. I'm an elderly Aussie. So thanks.

  • @tylerhecker7887
    @tylerhecker7887 Před rokem +152

    As an Australian this is hilarious 😂😂 if you want to understand us better come down under and you’ll see how funny we can be 😂

    • @SaigeGehlhaar-yb2he
      @SaigeGehlhaar-yb2he Před měsícem +5

      Just beware the spiders, I live in Australia and I got one chillin in my room next to me

    • @lk4871
      @lk4871 Před 12 dny +1

      I hope we never get like America, though it’s hard to keep out. I said Gday to someone last week and he gave me a hug just for saying it and keeping it alive. I thought that was special

    • @lk4871
      @lk4871 Před 12 dny

      @@SaigeGehlhaar-yb2heIs that a rock spider? 😂😂

    • @lk4871
      @lk4871 Před 12 dny +1

      Haha, that’s a kookaburra, native to Oz. Largest of the kingfishers. I said Gday to someone and he gave me a hug for keeping it alive. I thought that was special

  • @portbouvardmarinaadministr3627

    The bird call you heard from the car door (Telling you live in Australia without you telling me you live in Australia) is a Magpie. They have one of the most beautiful bird calls in nature.

    • @Preview43
      @Preview43 Před 2 lety +56

      The magpie 'chortle' is one of my favorite sounds in the whole world.

    • @gmans777
      @gmans777 Před 2 lety +13

      It’s a bloody kookaburra.. that’s the laughing bird.. and the tall bird with the huge horn is a cassowary.. only found in northern parts of Queensland, Northern Territory and Papua New Guinea

    • @Preview43
      @Preview43 Před 2 lety +20

      @@gmans777 there was a magpie though.

    • @papercup2517
      @papercup2517 Před 2 lety +21

      @@gmans777 The kookaburra came later, after the magpie. :-)

    • @Royal_BloodLust
      @Royal_BloodLust Před 2 lety +15

      @@gmans777 19:38 is the call of a Magpie...

  • @the_veronica_k
    @the_veronica_k Před 3 měsíci +6

    I’m sure I’m not the first person from Oz to comment (soz, I haven’t read the comments) that the bird is a kookaburra. It’s a native Australian bird species. And, no…we are generally not shocked by a goanna in the outback making it’s way about your house, deadly snakes pretty much resting in a bin or somewhere else on your property, and kangaroos at the golf course (or on the road), or pretty much anything else you saw in this compilation. It’s just standard Oz. Oh…and the nail gun incident is an interesting twist since we can’t carry guns (other than for hunting purposes). And yes…a tradie is someone who works for a trade and a wheelie-bin is called that because it has wheels and is a rubbish bin.

  • @TheOriginal_Unaleska
    @TheOriginal_Unaleska Před rokem +11

    The bird call you didn't recognise was the Magpie. The one you called the magpie is the Kookabarra - and the sound it's making is known as the Kookabarra Laugh.
    As much as Kangaroo's look cute and cuddly, still don't mess with them, especially the red kangaroo's (The big muscly ones) they are actually dangerous. You are more likely to see Wallabie's at Zoos or small grey kangaroos, because they are more passive.
    I hate spiders. the one going in the car was the stuff of nightmares.

    • @danielpoulis9855
      @danielpoulis9855 Před měsícem

      My brother was on a school excursion and saw a tourist kid pulling on a kangaroos ears that was lying down and wanted to be left alone. Sure enough it stands up leans back on its tail and sends the kid flying 😂😂. Parents should have been watching.

  • @sethmccready
    @sethmccready Před 2 lety +127

    The demented bird is a Cassowary. Pretty much a living velociraptor.

    • @cammo253
      @cammo253 Před rokem +3

      The thing on the top of the head is called a Casque, and it's used to regulate their temperature. They think it's similar to what the Stegosaurus has on the top of their backs :D

    • @legoextraordinairecookingv9782
      @legoextraordinairecookingv9782 Před rokem +4

      I’ve always called cassowaries ’murder birds’

    • @cammo253
      @cammo253 Před rokem +2

      @@legoextraordinairecookingv9782 Still not as scary as The Demon Duck of Doom (Dromornis planei)

    • @osmoregulatoryorgan
      @osmoregulatoryorgan Před rokem +3

      How much worse would things have been if there was the Great Cassowary War.

    • @susie9893
      @susie9893 Před 2 měsíci +2

      Cassowary. But you can call it "Demented Turkey" if you want

  • @mikeparkes7922
    @mikeparkes7922 Před rokem +91

    Ryan,
    1. You sit on the left, drive on the right with the fast lane on the left. In Australia we sit on the right, drive on the left, with the fast lane on the right. (Driver closet to the centre).
    2. The monitor lizard featured is the closest living relative to the komodo dragon, and they are throughout Australia, but rare (by comparison) in the west. We have (in Australia) several types of monitor lizards, that bear other names (mainly goanna and perentie), and vary in size, starting from 8 inches to well over 8 feet in length.
    3. Generally, there is no such thing as "a Macca's". There is the singular Macca's, and the multiple McDonald's. Go figure.
    4. That was a possum (not an opossum or a racoon, both of which are Mexico/USA/Canada only).
    5. Known as the most dangerous bird in the world, the big blue and black flightless bird was a cassowary, the closest thing to a dinosaur, and a direct living descendant of the velociraptor. It can disembowel you and/or break your bones quickly and easily with their large feet that also have huge 4 inch claws on their 3 toes. The one shown was quite a small/short one. They grow up to 8+ feet tall and have killed many humans.
    czcams.com/video/lBM7AI0yp78/video.html
    6. Tradies (aka tradespeople). We abbreviate everything.
    7. "Fair dinkum" essentially means " for real".
    8. Coke/Coca-cola with black on top signifies no sugar.
    9. "Boofhead" (NOT "boo-fhead", as you said, but as in www.google.com.au/search?q=how+to+pronounce+boofhead&sxsrf=ALiCzsbXUvn0yjxNubSIA892fMy7S6Y-PA%3A1657726535053&ei=R-bOYpvoAtX14-EPiau74Ak&oq=boofhead&gs_lcp=Cgdnd3Mtd2l6EAEYADIHCAAQRxCwAzIHCAAQRxCwAzIHCAAQRxCwAzIHCAAQRxCwAzIHCAAQRxCwAzIHCAAQRxCwAzIHCAAQRxCwAzIHCAAQRxCwA0oECEEYAEoECEYYAFAAWABgmxdoAXABeACAAQCIAQCSAQCYAQDIAQjAAQE&sclient=gws-wiz means a dickhead/stupid person).
    10. Those spiders were quite small (by Australian standards).
    11. "Pokies" are poker/slot machines. We abbreviate everything.
    12. A "piss-up" is a drinking session. Drinking the piss/booze/alcohol. We abbreviate everything.
    13. It was a seagull.
    14. Echidna, definitely NOT a porcupine. Both spikey but (absolutely) no relation whatsoever. You really need to get out of your USA-only bubble more and see (at least some of) the world.
    15. The mullet's back only with the bogans (Australian rednecks).
    16. The bird singing is the Australian magpie. (No relation to the British magpie).
    17. A kookaburra "laughing" was the next bird.
    Cheers.

    • @marieravening927
      @marieravening927 Před rokem +6

      He really needs to learn more if he is going to comment and make statements about what he sees on video about Australia. He comes across as not very bright and dyed in the wool with his attitudes and knowledge. Things he considers being weird here because they are not what he's used to. Things are just different.

    • @ChosenOneOk
      @ChosenOneOk Před 9 měsíci +7

      ​​@@marieravening927don't be so Judgemental that's why he comments then we can answer him, be nice it's not hard, and another thing I bet Australia is on his list as first port of call when he gets his Nesara/Gesara blessing

    • @mandacurtis4456
      @mandacurtis4456 Před 6 měsíci +2

      And I guarantee if we went to Indiana, we’d be bleepin confused by lots of crap going on. I recall first time I came across a rattle snake in California, I was a little too casual, but totally gobsmacked by seeing a deer in the backyard of the house I was staying at! 🙃 Then again, we have Aussie’s who have lived in the northern tropics their whole life, and end up super confused by a daytime hailstorm! (which are super common where I live because of all the granite rocks) 😁

    • @MiaMerkur
      @MiaMerkur Před 5 měsíci

      1. The video is rather bad with little letters.
      2. The tone/ voices could hardly be understand.
      3. If aussies make other words and a lot of abbreviations it is not at all the fault of others they cannot be understood.
      4. The overall impression I got from this video was:
      The aussies are far less nice or smart than I thought. My wish to visit australia some day went down a lot.

    • @alisondawson5116
      @alisondawson5116 Před měsícem

      Tradie = TYRADESMAN ~~ Boofhead = STUPID PERSON ~~ Whieelie Bin = It’s on wheels so you can wheel it to the street, not have to carry it ~~ Pokies = POKER MACHINE you call SLOT MACHINE ~~ Piss U0 ~~ SESSION or DRINKING SESSION ~~ The guy had a chip ~~ you FRIES it was a SEAGULL ~~ crocodile eggs = MINI SOY SAUCE BOTTLES ~~ The Bird Noise is a KOOKABURRA. Welcome 💕💕💕🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺🐾🐾🐾xoxox

  • @mickyboy4504
    @mickyboy4504 Před rokem +1

    1) the big bird with the horn is a Cassowary, very dangerous because their middle toe is like a box-cutter which they will use
    2) the black part of the coke can is the no sugar variety
    3) the dude bathing in the car wash was late for a wedding, the extended version shows him getting into a suit

  • @stephaniehawkins5211
    @stephaniehawkins5211 Před rokem +4

    The Lizard climbing up the shelves in the shed is call a Goanna or Lace Monitor. The second largest lizard in the world, second only to the Komodo Dragon from Komodo Island, Indonesia.

  • @steelcrown7130
    @steelcrown7130 Před 2 lety +63

    The "slice of pear" is a potato chip. A hot chip, as in "fish and chips". Thicker than a french fry. Seagulls are famous for begging (or stealing) chips from people at the beach.

    • @kathleenmayhorne3183
      @kathleenmayhorne3183 Před 2 lety +7

      And this one was being tortured because the chip was inside the car's windscreen.

    • @dagwould
      @dagwould Před rokem +3

      @@kathleenmayhorne3183 Yay, human v seagull, human wins for once!

    • @daviddempsey8721
      @daviddempsey8721 Před rokem +3

      Mine! Mine! Mine! the call of the lesser spotted seagull.

    • @OttoSpruyt
      @OttoSpruyt Před 8 měsíci +1

      Ryan, you have to come to Australia! Your life education will never be complete if you don't! You have so much to learn and anyone of us will be glad to inform you: some of what we tell you might even be truthful! Consider yourself warned! And this is from an ex_ patriate New Zealander ( Kiwi, no, not the fruit: another thing you Yanks have to get right ), who has been here over 46 years and is still trying to figure out these mad bastards! And I actually married one: ( female, but it happened when I let my guard down! ) Be careful, but you will definitely enjoy your stay - you might even learn proper English, not that crap you lot speak! Come on down, mate. Cheers. 😅

  • @2002Winchester
    @2002Winchester Před rokem +40

    Thanks mate - Australian 🇦🇺 here and a great compilation - we sure are a bunch of mad bastards with a wicked sense-of-humour. Australian’s have a tendency to use plenty of slang or even shorten words in their day-to-day language, making it difficult for outsiders to understand. One thing with Australian’s is their strong sense of mate ship - when the shit hits the fan they are there to help each other out.

    • @terajules7891
      @terajules7891 Před 22 dny +2

      True Blue Mate, damm straight,too right,aussies help each other out especially in times of need like forest fires,floods,drought, and farmers in need

    • @MakeAsylumsGre4tAgain
      @MakeAsylumsGre4tAgain Před 14 dny

      Except during covid, when so many fell for the lies and turned on each other for not wearing a face nappy or participating in the largest medical experiment in history 🤨

  • @mattcernjavic9999
    @mattcernjavic9999 Před 6 měsíci +2

    The bin with the snake it it is a wheelie bin. They have small wheels on the bottom to allow them to be pulled or pushed. Where I live, we have four different types. The one with the red lid is for general household rubbish. The one with the yellow lid is for recycling.
    The purple lidded one is for glass recycling. And the one he showed, the one with the green lid is for green waste (lawn mowings, tree branches, leaves, basically any and all plant matter). I do not know about other areas, but that is how we organize our waste.

    • @Nalianna
      @Nalianna Před 15 dny

      Same in darwin. except Purple lid doesn't exist.. and green lid... very rare. yellow and red everywhere though.

  • @JamesM-T
    @JamesM-T Před rokem +2

    The singing woman is aunt Rosa. She goes around and does talk to school in Tasmania about rubbish ( but in a comedic way ). Most enthusiastic and confident person I have ever met. Aunt Rosa say “no waste nothing”. This was recorded in Hobart, Tasmania. I live there, nice spot

  • @Renegadeine
    @Renegadeine Před rokem +86

    “Wheelie Bin duty” was, IMO, the most humiliating punishment my high school dished out. Under the supervision of a teacher, at lunch time, you had to drag a wheelie bin around, picking up rubbish from the school yard, whilst other students teased and laughed at you.

    • @CookieCat712
      @CookieCat712 Před rokem +4

      Yep. Gladly I’ve never had to do that. 😂

    • @stuffedgrubs
      @stuffedgrubs Před rokem

      Back in our day it was emu parade.

    • @Lillyscompilations
      @Lillyscompilations Před rokem +2

      We had to have a cassowary claw to grab the rubbish🥲

    • @shannonmenendez3327
      @shannonmenendez3327 Před rokem

      I’m so glad I never had to do that

    • @Justabloke.
      @Justabloke. Před rokem

      Eh I just mocked them back without restraint they’re public about there parents divorce more ammo to throw at them, Am I an asshole yes.

  • @Jon-cb3xy
    @Jon-cb3xy Před 2 lety +50

    You are right , a tradie is a trade person like a sparky = Electrician a chippy = Carpenter a bricky = Bricklayer

    • @themoviehobbit355
      @themoviehobbit355 Před 2 lety +6

      Basically lads that you don’t want to piss off 😂

    • @Jon-cb3xy
      @Jon-cb3xy Před 2 lety +7

      @@themoviehobbit355 Especially if they have a nail gun in their hand :)

    • @themoviehobbit355
      @themoviehobbit355 Před rokem

      That’s for sure !

    • @thedragonreborn9856
      @thedragonreborn9856 Před rokem

      You forgot, Traidie = builder

    • @MiaMerkur
      @MiaMerkur Před 5 měsíci

      It sounds like men in australia are rather childish.

  • @robertsmith-williams5255

    The noise when the dude the car door is probably magpie warbling, the most aussie noise there is, any aussie will go full nostalgia for it. The laughing bird is a kookaburra. Also kangaroos are everywhere.

    • @susie9893
      @susie9893 Před 2 měsíci

      OK, please don't say kangaroos are everywhere 🙏. I live in Sydney and it gets annoying being stopped by tourists asking where the kangaroos are 🙄
      And while there are kangaroos in most areas of Australia, the types vary widely and may not be what tourists expect

  • @tanyamiller00
    @tanyamiller00 Před rokem +2

    Love your stuff Ryan! I really dig the way you portray your channel. Love a good laugh on our behalf! THANKYOU 🌹💙💜👍 from Oz

  • @elsa557
    @elsa557 Před 2 lety +84

    Pokies are poker machines. A piss-up is a group of friends getting together with the specific goal of getting drunk. The bird on the windscreen with the potato chip is a seagull. We don't have porcupines however. That is an echidna which has softer spines do not come off. They're quite shy and gentle creatures - an egg-laying mammal native to Australia.
    Kangaroos generally don't come inside buildings uninvited so you're unlikely to get this close to a wild one. This one is probably either tame or semi-tame, due to being fed.

    • @missriddle445
      @missriddle445 Před rokem +3

      If you live inland, i promise you, they will come into your house invite or not

    • @donnastapleton7812
      @donnastapleton7812 Před rokem +2

      I think the Americans call pokies slot machines

    • @Happiones
      @Happiones Před rokem

      Not sure about softer spines on the echidna but do know they normally get revenge if someone's dumb enough to run one over in anything less than a largish truck (Aussie meaning).

    • @cherylcolautti5401
      @cherylcolautti5401 Před rokem

      Americans I think know pokies as slot machines

    • @minniemouse6254
      @minniemouse6254 Před rokem

      Not really....they come up to the house in lots of places...just not in the big cities as they've gone from there.

  • @kerensabirch5214
    @kerensabirch5214 Před 2 lety +159

    The goanna is actually of the same family as the Komodo Dragon, so you're almost right. They're fairly common in Australia, particularly away from cities. I love that you try to use our slang. Fair dinkum (not dinkun) means honest and/or geniune... also the meaning of true blue, though that's not so common these days. You might call someone a boofhead if they do something foolish but it's not usually said to be mean (the double oo in boofhead is the same as in book or look).
    Those are huntsman spiders and they're very common in the warmer months, especially the further north you go, where they tend to be bigger. You'll find them in sheds and garages but they also love to come inside searching for insects so it's one of the reasons lots of Australian houses have insect screens. Nevertheless, they manage to squeeze themselves flat to get in through the smallest cracks and it's usual, even with screens, to find them inside during the summer.
    They're not venomous and don't build webs, instead running very fast to catch prey. For those of us who don't like spiders, they can give quite a scare when they appear, especially if you've made the mistake of leaving your car window open, even a bit, at night. Lots of car accidents happen when the driver puts down his sun visor and a huntsman drops into his lap! I suggest you try looking them up on You Tube.

    • @nicholassaples8192
      @nicholassaples8192 Před 2 lety +3

      How comes I only heard about all this stuff through you right now and I'm born and bred in Melbourne?

    • @comeatmebro3229
      @comeatmebro3229 Před 2 lety +14

      @@nicholassaples8192 because your in meblourne

    • @kristyl933
      @kristyl933 Před rokem +5

      Spot on! Seconded by this Aussie

    • @BrettHondow
      @BrettHondow Před rokem

      Yes I've had my share of fun with them while getting my mail and putting on my work jacket. The spider dance doesn't even come close to describing the retarded dance moves I was inventing...

    • @Tapio86
      @Tapio86 Před rokem +2

      In South America it's Iguana...

  • @ElyssiumEarth
    @ElyssiumEarth Před rokem +1

    This is so awesome, Ryan! Thank you!

  • @leelastarsky
    @leelastarsky Před rokem +1

    The bottle-opening bird was a NZ Kea. Awesome parrots, which we sadly do not have in Oz!

  • @allangoodger969
    @allangoodger969 Před 2 lety +73

    97F = 36C meanwhile in Southern NSW its 12C = 54F and ankle deep in flood waters. The lizard is a Goanna. The large bird is a Cassowary. Tradie = chippie, sparkie, bricky, Dunny diver. The bird warbling out of a screen was a magpie. The bird laughing is a kookaburra.

    • @sunisbest1234
      @sunisbest1234 Před 2 lety +2

      We just reached 9°(48°f) at 11am in Melbourne. 😳

    • @miniveedub
      @miniveedub Před 2 lety

      15.5°C (60°F) in Wollongong

    • @miniveedub
      @miniveedub Před 2 lety +9

      Translation- a tradie is a tradesman, a chippy is a carpenter, a sparky is an electrician and a dunny diver is a plumber. Originally a dunny was an outdoor, long drop toilet but over time it has come to refer to any toilet.
      McDonalds in Australia is called McDonalds and it says that on most of their signs. Maccas is a nickname and the signs with Maccas on them were a short promotion one Australia Day weekend at selected stores. I’m not sure if any still have their Maccas signs or if they have reverted to McDonalds.

    • @EricaD61
      @EricaD61 Před 2 lety +1

      21°c qld. Still in shorts...just

    • @sunisbest1234
      @sunisbest1234 Před 2 lety +3

      @@EricaD61 now your just being mean! 🤪🤣
      Aways miss my home state of QLD in winter here in the South. ( that Antarctic wind can be a b#tch! 😳🤣)

  • @KJxxoo
    @KJxxoo Před 2 lety +80

    I love that you are so fascinated by Australia! I also find it amusing that things that are normal to us blows your mind.. haha.

  • @IceBreakBottle
    @IceBreakBottle Před měsícem

    Discovered you recently. Now one of my favourite things to watch when having a feed

  • @julesfromsydney
    @julesfromsydney Před 11 dny +1

    'POKIES' are our version of slot machines. 'A SLAP' is when you hit the button on the slot machines. A 'PISS-UP' is when you get together to drink alcohol with your mates. 🤣🤣🤣

  • @rachelciprian955
    @rachelciprian955 Před 2 lety +73

    The bottle-opening bird is a "Kea" and they reside in the alpine regions of the South Island of New Zealand 😉🦜

    • @kerensabirch5214
      @kerensabirch5214 Před 2 lety +11

      I was thinking that it was probably New Zealand, not Australia.

    • @pickledkumera5065
      @pickledkumera5065 Před 2 lety

      And they eat ALL your shit...
      Don't leave anything lying about or these cheeky little buggers will help themselves and destroy it.

    • @Ishlacorrin
      @Ishlacorrin Před 2 lety +4

      There are plenty of parrots in Australia with beaks strong enough to do that as well. I did not get a good look at the bird itself though.

    • @rachelciprian955
      @rachelciprian955 Před 2 lety +6

      @@Ishlacorrin
      Yes, that's true, but that is most definitely a 'Kea' ... I've seen that same footage in a documentary about them... they are a hilarious parrot😁

    • @brettbridger362
      @brettbridger362 Před 2 lety +2

      @@rachelciprian955 Yes, a hilarious parrot who likes to strip off anything that their ridiculously strong beak can from any poor car they come across.

  • @stopbunsen
    @stopbunsen Před 2 lety +76

    Please call it a wheelie bin from now on and confuse everyone around you :D

    • @cherylmccloud8709
      @cherylmccloud8709 Před 2 lety +6

      Someone tell the "ok BUT where's ya wheely bin man?" joke please?😂

    • @glenmale1748
      @glenmale1748 Před 2 lety +6

      @@cherylmccloud8709 No! I wheelie been to Cairns.

    • @osmoregulatoryorgan
      @osmoregulatoryorgan Před rokem

      A wheelie bin will go 80km/h before the wheels fall off.

  • @larajayne4934
    @larajayne4934 Před 8 měsíci +2

    As an Aussie myself, loving these reactions from you 😂😂😂

  • @Boomage1979
    @Boomage1979 Před rokem +1

    I bet everyone misses the guy on the boat saying " you're eating all the bait c__t !!!!" That right there is the most Australian thing on this video.

  • @taniafletcher5185
    @taniafletcher5185 Před rokem +35

    The noise outside was our Australian Magpie, a bird. Very intelligent, & can be tamed.

    • @floop1108
      @floop1108 Před rokem +2

      I think you’re missing a very, very key point here: DON’T try to tame a random magpie from the street, because you might walk away dripping blood

    • @glam4663
      @glam4663 Před 6 měsíci

      Also swooping down on unsuspecting passer-bys

  • @junebreheny7658
    @junebreheny7658 Před 2 lety +48

    Heads up for you Ryan. Australians usually only use "arvo" as in "When should we go?" - "This arvo." Never heard anyone say something like "happy arvo". Also, not everyone says "arvo". It's slang.

    • @user-mr4pm7jv5e
      @user-mr4pm7jv5e Před rokem +6

      This comment makes not much sense but I get where you were going..
      Basically arvo means later or is an abbreviation for “afternoon”. It is used in context as a replacement for “later on” or “afternoon”. It isn’t used in any other way. You’re welcome.

    • @lr5450
      @lr5450 Před rokem

      I say arvo. I'm well-educated but I love our slang (most of it!). 🤗

    • @c9828413
      @c9828413 Před rokem +3

      @@user-mr4pm7jv5e No, Arvo is literal slang for afternoon, it doesn't mean later on. If someone asks when are you going? When will you get there? If they reply this arvo it can mean anywhere between 12pm and 5pm, of that day. I have also heard in the arvo but not very often. We also never say happy arvo, but one might say good afternoon in front of elders.

    • @Kilairne
      @Kilairne Před rokem +5

      Also we wouldn't put so much R sound in the way we pronounce it. It's more like ahh-vo.

    • @tarantulamorph
      @tarantulamorph Před 18 dny

      We don't say "this arvo" though its "Sarvo"

  • @Marzipan_Rocks
    @Marzipan_Rocks Před rokem +1

    The bird opening the beer is a Kea, that is filmed in the South Island of New Zealand, but probably Aussie tourists filming it. Urban legend says they pre opened the beer bottle before filming it but I’m not so sure, those birds break car aerials and strip windows of the rubber and other car trimmings and are pure destruction. They are cheeky and beautiful though, so I love them. Also nah those spiders on the ceiling would have been 100% real… that’s why I don’t want to live in Australia 😝 90% of the worlds deadliest species live there lol

  • @rachelem5535
    @rachelem5535 Před 6 měsíci

    And loving the change of words you are increasingly using... I reckon you're more Aussie than me now! Lol

  • @lynnhamps7052
    @lynnhamps7052 Před 2 lety +179

    It's so funny how alike the Australians and British are..the swearing, the sense of humour, the nutters, the wheelie bins...lol

    • @janined5784
      @janined5784 Před 2 lety +21

      Australia's sense of humour comes from the Irish basically, with a smidgen of Poms thrown in for good measure.
      BTW - the American "hard R" sound in their accent originally came from Cornwall in England (or so a student of linguistics at university told me).

    • @megs4193
      @megs4193 Před rokem +10

      So much alike, I love the Brits, Irish and Scottish sense of humour 😄 😀 💞.

    • @auzziecrunt8538
      @auzziecrunt8538 Před rokem +8

      Nah, completely different box of crayons there mate

    • @Rottnwoman
      @Rottnwoman Před rokem +7

      Only we use soap.

    • @user-mr4pm7jv5e
      @user-mr4pm7jv5e Před rokem +4

      Y’all forget just because our accents are similar in a way does not mean we are alike. For starters… we live on opposite sides of the world. Our culture is incredibly different.
      Fun fact: America is actually closer to Australia then Britain is to Australia. We are worlds apart.

  • @Toby-Wan_Kenobi
    @Toby-Wan_Kenobi Před rokem +19

    A few things:
    You were correct in assuming tradies are trade workers (construction, electrical, plastering, plumbing ect.) Its an extremely common and somewhat respected job.
    The giant bird is a cassowary, they have strong legs and their claws can easily tear though skin and flesh.
    The first bird sound was a magpie, they have beautiful calls and are very smart. Also extremely territorial during breeding season.
    The laughing bird is a kookaburra. The laugh is actually a territorial mark, basically saying to all other kookaburras to back off because it's their tree/area.
    Wheelie bins are literally bins with wheels, they make it easier to move the bin from near the house to the edge of the road for collection by a dump truck and back.
    Hope this clears up any confusion that you may have not had cleared up yet. Great vid and sending love from the great southern land ✌🇦🇺

  • @yvonnecaldwell6088
    @yvonnecaldwell6088 Před rokem +2

    Gotta love the Magpie's warble (previous clip) and the Kookaburra's laugh❤❤👍🇭🇲

  • @rickytrezise4674
    @rickytrezise4674 Před měsícem

    Haven't seen this video before, thanks MATE!!

  • @freelanceopportunist559
    @freelanceopportunist559 Před 2 lety +77

    Bird with a beak on it's head...
    That's a cassowary. Of course one of the most dangerous birds on the planet.
    Edit: the mullet never went away in Australia

    • @dagwould
      @dagwould Před rokem +1

      One showed a lot of interest in me and wife at Mission Beach in Qld a few years ago: scary. We quietly backed away.

    • @exkingjohn
      @exkingjohn Před rokem +2

      They don’t call them the murder bird for nothing.

    • @thedragonreborn9856
      @thedragonreborn9856 Před rokem +2

      I said the same thing about the mullet…
      “Is the mullet coming back in Australia??”
      Not exactly mate, it kinda never left 😂😂😂

    • @thedragonreborn9856
      @thedragonreborn9856 Před rokem

      @@exkingjohn
      I thought that was the magpie

    • @antrimlariot2386
      @antrimlariot2386 Před rokem

      All birds have a beak on its head.

  • @TheRubeeRose
    @TheRubeeRose Před 2 lety +33

    We drive on the left side of the road, hence the fast or speeding lane is on the right side.
    The shed creature is a goanna. Usually a docile lizard but it's bite will hurt a lot! And it gets very large/long.
    Macca's is a slang word for MacDonalds. Newsreaders will often say MacDonalds. If they want to be cool/funny then they will say Macca's. I say both depending on the convo.
    That bird with the head horn / demented turkey (as you called it) is a Cassowary. Do NOT approach this bird - it is deadly (I'm not kidding).
    Tradie = blue collar worker. Someone with a trade (yes).\
    Wheelie Bin = garbage bin with wheels.
    Pokie = slot machine/Poker machine. A lot of senior citizens spend their entire pension at the RSL Clubs just playing these machines. The states don't stop it because of the tax they get.
    Concerning the mullet ... it never left!
    I love the Kookaburra ... the best sounding bird ever!! @20:16

  • @MusiCatsKing
    @MusiCatsKing Před 3 měsíci +1

    That colourful 'turkey' - more like the size of an emu - is a cassowary.
    "What is that?" A magpie singing.
    "Is that a magpie?" No, it's a kookaburra. The previous one you asked about is a magpie.

  • @daniellehohenhaus3680
    @daniellehohenhaus3680 Před 10 měsíci +2

    The bird singing with the man was a kookaburra. And Boofhead on the coke no sugar cans is pronounced Boof like woof the sound a dog makes, BOOFHEAD, means fool. News readers always pronounce words correctly, very rarely do they shorten words like Maccas. Oh and that phone number on the back of the car was a mobile or cell number.

    • @susie9893
      @susie9893 Před 2 měsíci

      "Newsreaders always pronounce words correctly". I hear what you're saying but no. Notoriously they get place names wrong

  • @keshaponso536
    @keshaponso536 Před 2 lety +94

    The "demented turkey" is called a cassowary. Native to Far North Queensland. They're ancient looking unfortunately quite endangered.
    Oh, and they're the most dangerous bird in the entire world.

    • @Semajsenrab72
      @Semajsenrab72 Před 2 lety +10

      They are in PNG too, and are direct descendant of the Velociraptor

    • @RandomStuff-he7lu
      @RandomStuff-he7lu Před 2 lety

      @@Semajsenrab72 Yes but no.

    • @blacksorrento4719
      @blacksorrento4719 Před 2 lety +4

      The laughing bird as many have already said is a Kookaburra,, native to Australia. They belong to the Kingfisher species of birds. My husband used to work out in the bush, and the amount of times you may have something silly happen to you, you can guarantee that a Kooka will laugh at you from their perch up in the trees, or telegraph wires.

    • @Semajsenrab72
      @Semajsenrab72 Před 2 lety +2

      @@blacksorrento4719 we have a few swing by frequently, n ok t as frequently as the 3 magpies, one is cheeky, comes in the house to sing about no food being out there

    • @blacksorrento4719
      @blacksorrento4719 Před 2 lety +3

      @@Semajsenrab72
      We live in the country 2hrs south of Sydney. Have a family of Maggie’s that frequents our back garden. With the wet there has been plenty of worms, but a few years back in the drought, there were beak holes all in the lawn. Quite obviously asking for food, as it was light on, the mother bird finally tapped her beak on our back sliding door. They love bacon rind evidently. 😊 very intelligent birds.

  • @megan2878
    @megan2878 Před 6 měsíci +2

    I was raised in what you call the outback. My dad had to kill snakes with whatever was handy. Shovels, sticks, even one with his shoe when it was heading in the back door. We had a pet carpet python who would wrap himself around the inside rafters and watch us. I had to shoot a kangaroo that was holding one of our dogs underwater to drown it, and watched big red kangaroo bucks fighting. At 13, in a terrible drought, I had to drive a truck 15 miles to the nearest dam that still had water, and bring some back for sheep, cattle and pigs. I plowed paddocks for sowing seeds. Mustered cattle on horseback, then rode four miles home to cook dinner . Helped my dad weave whips to muster cattle. Changed tyres, killed and skinned animals for food, and did whatever else I needed to do to help my dad, including the cooking. I had to go away to finish my schooling in a Convent when I was 17, and dad sold the property and bought a house in our nearest town, 38 miles away. I'm 70 now, and live in a city. But if I could, I would go back, if just to able to see sunrises and sunsets, which is impossible through steel skyscrapers. If you wonder why I didn't mention my mother, it's because she left when she couldn't handle life without shopping, hairdressers, dances, and the picture show. Dad hid a broken heart, but I was the best daughter I could be, and handled what had to be done.

    • @MiaMerkur
      @MiaMerkur Před 5 měsíci +1

      Thanks for telling.

    • @susie9893
      @susie9893 Před 2 měsíci +1

      Sounds sad but realistically this is what happens when people get married without seriously thinking about whether they're on the same page.
      A successful marriage is more than just "being in love".
      And while your mum chose to leave, your dad chose to stay. Choices were made on both sides
      🙏😘

  • @lee-anndeverill4718
    @lee-anndeverill4718 Před rokem +1

    lol, Ryan the mullet has never gone away in Oz, love your show

  • @FionaEm
    @FionaEm Před 2 lety +19

    We drive on the left side of the road, so the fast lane is on the right. Maccas is a nickname; the actual name is McDonald's, same as everywhere else. The giant bird is a cassowary, native to north-eastern Australia. Tradie = tradesperson. Pokies = slot machines in licensed premises. Lots of problems with addiction to gambling on these machines.

  • @Jeni10
    @Jeni10 Před 2 lety +26

    That sound is an Australian Magpie, warbling. My favourite bird sound in Australia!

    • @kerensabirch5214
      @kerensabirch5214 Před 2 lety +2

      Same here, though butcher bird song beautiful too. I also love that chorus of kookaburras one hears when rain is coming. 😊

    • @markrotteveel7790
      @markrotteveel7790 Před rokem

      @@kerensabirch5214 Yep, to me the Maggie just sounds like Australia.... oh, the Maggie, and the whip bird (which then requires all Aussies to start singing the theme to Skippy)

    • @neilf1059
      @neilf1059 Před rokem

      @@markrotteveel7790 and don't forget the Bellbird

  • @capct.mp4
    @capct.mp4 Před rokem +2

    1:47 All phone numbers in Australia start with '04' and usually have like 10 digits :)

    • @kwakagreg
      @kwakagreg Před měsícem

      Mobiles only. Not all.

  • @allaussie
    @allaussie Před 3 měsíci

    Being an Aussie, it’s interesting to see ourselves from a foreign perspective. Your vids are awesome mate.

  • @atholmullen
    @atholmullen Před 2 lety +12

    16:00 Huntsman spiders. They're real and hilarious. They are very quick but they run sideways.
    They're great to have in the house because they are incapable of puncturing human skin, but will hunt other dangerous spiders like redbacks, and all sorts of insects.

    • @Rottnwoman
      @Rottnwoman Před rokem

      We have lots with three, four or five lags! They live in cracks in trees and posts - magpies pull thm out one leg at a time.

  • @nycot107
    @nycot107 Před 2 lety +20

    regarding that parrot opening the bottle, there are certain parrots that have VERY strong bite forces. A cockatoo can bite with the same force as a Husky.

    • @TheBrierose
      @TheBrierose Před 2 lety +4

      It looked like a kea from NZ

    • @dagwould
      @dagwould Před rokem +1

      Sulphur Crested Cockies have been known to demolish timber structures...even cottages. They are incredibly destructive birds.

    • @nycot107
      @nycot107 Před rokem

      @@dagwould Yep, I've known people with pet sulfur crested cockies

    • @susie9893
      @susie9893 Před 2 měsíci

      And that's probably his pet. Teaching it to take bottle tops off a beer is probably 1 of the ways he found to keep it busy

    • @susie9893
      @susie9893 Před 2 měsíci

      ​@@dagwouldthey come and play with the carabiner pegs I keep on the clothes rack on my balcony sometimes. Happily they just seem to think they're toys - haven't broken or stolen any yet (lived here a few years now)

  • @gabbiroos6389
    @gabbiroos6389 Před měsícem

    19:47 That is the sound of a Murray Magpie. They're a beautiful black and white bird which is found along the Murray River system. Iconic Australian sound. These birds are renowned for being very territorial during mating season and will aggressively swoop down and peck anything that comes in the vicinity of its nest or babies. They sound beautiful but can be dangerous at times. 😊

  • @leonietrezise9198
    @leonietrezise9198 Před 4 dny

    Love your show. You make me laugh 🇦🇺❤️

  • @shellychave2020
    @shellychave2020 Před rokem +32

    Love it , I’m an Aussie and couldn’t stop laughing 😂

  • @Wheelie75
    @Wheelie75 Před 2 lety +33

    No Raccoons … just possums, but different types, echidnas not porcupines and he called it a MacDonalds because he’s a news presenters … the majority of us call it maccas!!!

    • @Rottnwoman
      @Rottnwoman Před rokem +1

      They don't have Possums - they have the hideous Opossum!

    • @dagwould
      @dagwould Před rokem

      The majority drive by as quickly as possible!

  • @sarahthompson2636
    @sarahthompson2636 Před rokem +1

    at 20:40 is a kookaburra. very cool bird..the noise with the guy in the car that you never heard before is a magpie "caroling"...awesome sound

  • @sonjjafinigan7854
    @sonjjafinigan7854 Před 29 dny

    🦘🇦🇺 The guy on the skateboard being pulled by the pony is in Kurnell, the Birthplace of our Nation. This is where Captain Cook Landed! Fun fact, the American sitcom Modern Family filmed in Kurnell and my kids and I got to meet the cast!

  • @elizabeth10392
    @elizabeth10392 Před 2 lety +43

    Listen to the " laughing" bird. Its laugh makes the sound " "kookaburra". The melodic bird was a magpie. Beautiful musical sounds they make. I love all the native birds to bits, including the Cassowary.

  • @redhammer9910
    @redhammer9910 Před rokem +27

    With the guy opening his car door the bird was a magpie. The term used to describe the noise they make when they are talking is called chorgling chore gle ling. Magpies talk during the night, sometimes it's quite loud. It's a beautiful sound actually but in stark contrast to the scream they let out when they're trying to poke holes in your head which in spring can be quite regular.

    • @Lalsdragon
      @Lalsdragon Před 6 měsíci +4

      ...I would also just like to add to this, that the bird he thought was a magpie was a kookaburra. (Cook-a-bar-ra). 🙂

    • @bradleyedwards9244
      @bradleyedwards9244 Před 5 měsíci +2

      Chorgling? 😂 not even close mate, its called carolling or warbling

    • @keithstephenson1228
      @keithstephenson1228 Před měsícem

      Or chortleing.

  • @scottcarr3264
    @scottcarr3264 Před 7 měsíci

    The big Bird at *:30 is called a Cassowary, the crest on it's head is like what fingernails are made of, it allows it to go head down and Crash through the Bust at a Moderate pace, you DON'T want to get in their way. Yes, a "Tradie", is a Tradesman, it could be a Carpenter, a Plumber, a Construction worker, an Electrician etc. At 20:45, that is a Kookaburra.

  • @WirlWind494
    @WirlWind494 Před 23 dny

    It's a wheelie-bin because it has wheels. Trashcan is a can, it doesn't have wheels. Two different things.
    Also, boofhead is like an endearing way to call someone an idiot.

  • @andrewsyd
    @andrewsyd Před 2 lety +14

    Using “arvo” and “Fahrenheit” in the same breath.... who would have thought? 😂

  • @Adelaide-audits.
    @Adelaide-audits. Před 16 dny

    Brah! The mullet will NEVER LEAVE AUSTRALIA HISTORY 🇦🇺 😅

  • @samcoronel1942
    @samcoronel1942 Před rokem

    *watching a video of a kookaburra laughing*
    "oh so is that one of those mungpies? I watched a video on one of those mag things, is it?"
    stoppp watching an American react to things like this just makes us feel so like, happy in a way. like it's just too funny!

  • @laniey381
    @laniey381 Před rokem +14

    After this many Australian videos you absolutely have to come here! We would all welcome you. #strayaryandownunder

  • @cbisme6414
    @cbisme6414 Před 2 lety +6

    •You wanted to know what a Bogan was, now you know!
    •Tradie is a Brickie, a Chippie, a Sparkie,...
    •The big bird was a Cassuary and it's not the head you look at, watch out for those feet, it'll gut you!
    •Wheelie Bin, garbage bin on wheels,
    •Pokies, poker slot machines at the casino
    •She hits it hard to get it to froth up, the gas helps pop the top off
    •Mullets every Bogan has one, we even have national comps for the best one
    •That was a Magpie or Maggie you heard
    •And straight after the laughing Kookaburras
    •That dude is a Big Red Roo, kangaroo
    •and a Huntsman spider, pretty harmless, just scary because they're so big, and if the drop in the floor will jump across it, scary then when it's coming straight at you.

  • @pizzagal7
    @pizzagal7 Před 24 dny

    I feel like this was a test of how Aussie we are, because every time he said 'what is this?' I was answering 😂. 'That's a magpie; no, we are not surprised to see a kangaroo bartender; that 'giant turkey' is our most dangerous bird, descended from the dinosaurs; I've found a python in the middle drawer of my beside table, and one dangling out of my aircon...' 😂😂😂😂

  • @helenmartin9150
    @helenmartin9150 Před rokem +1

    A granny in Australia says...no worries mate, we ALWAYS get a laugh out of watching Americans!

  • @pickledkumera5065
    @pickledkumera5065 Před 2 lety +11

    Mullet never went anywhere in Oz.
    It's always been a fashion standard

    • @Kayenne54
      @Kayenne54 Před 2 lety +9

      Please don't mislead our Innocent American video poster. It's the fashion standard for Bogans. Not everyone ha ha.

    • @pickledkumera5065
      @pickledkumera5065 Před 2 lety

      Fair call.

    • @everlastingblessings777
      @everlastingblessings777 Před rokem +1

      @@Kayenne54 ha ha ha truth. They seem to be all the rage these days and inside I'm shaking my head. Not a good look. Different strokes for different folks

    • @susie9893
      @susie9893 Před 2 měsíci

      😂

  • @kazwilson425
    @kazwilson425 Před 2 lety +11

    The spiders in all the vids are called Huntsman spiders. They have a reputation for popping up in cars when you're driving and they love the ceiling of houses.

    • @whiteswanlilly4119
      @whiteswanlilly4119 Před 2 lety +3

      Those of us who love them call them Wall Puppies. The ones in my house don’t get dinner plate sized, but still big enough to hear them running on the walls.

    • @rosalierobertson1253
      @rosalierobertson1253 Před 2 lety +4

      @@whiteswanlilly4119 And they won't hurt you, but just look a bit scary, especially when they raise their front legs in a stiking pose, if threatened.

    • @janined5784
      @janined5784 Před 2 lety +2

      @@whiteswanlilly4119 Acute arachnophobia when I see one. Panic + +

    • @whiteswanlilly4119
      @whiteswanlilly4119 Před 2 lety

      I love my spiders. I also have Badumna (black house spiders) in my kitchen window. They are fascinating, and each have their own personalities.

    • @whiteswanlilly4119
      @whiteswanlilly4119 Před 2 lety +1

      One of the best things to do with spiders is to name them. Huntsmen, common black house spiders, and daddy-long-legs generally won’t bother you if you don’t bother them. And redbacks only move in where places are messy. (White tails are evil. They are NOT welcome in my house!). Golden orbs are also fascinating, and beautiful. Wolf spiders also will rise up in defence, and sometimes stamp their feet, but mostly leave you alone.
      Yeah, naming your spiders is one step towards overcoming fear of them.

  • @Thromash
    @Thromash Před 7 měsíci +2

    1:20 I'm used to seeing Kangaroo's & I thought it was a demon horse for a second. But, just a demon Roo lol

  • @janinebaldwin4482
    @janinebaldwin4482 Před 6 měsíci

    The first bird with the guy in the car was a lovely magpie chatting the second one on the fence laughing was a kookaburra

  • @hoptoit5910
    @hoptoit5910 Před 2 lety +10

    ‘Happy arvo.’ 🤣 I’ve never heard anyone say that before (in case someone thinks it’s an Australian saying) It’s usually just good afternoon lol

  • @rowanbrecknell4021
    @rowanbrecknell4021 Před 2 lety +5

    They had a series called bush mechanics. These blokes know how to keep these things running. No tools no gear but they get it done.

  • @jjsamuelu1847
    @jjsamuelu1847 Před rokem

    “Is the mullet coming back in Australia too?” … mate it never left🤣🤣

  • @sarahsaussieoutlook
    @sarahsaussieoutlook Před 7 měsíci +1

    I love your videos about us Aussies!! People always forget about us in Adelaide- SA GR8 M8 👍 but keep Ur vids on Australia coming... love how different things are between our 2 lovely countries. Adelaide tends to be compared to Canadians

  • @terryjackson8773
    @terryjackson8773 Před 2 lety +9

    You've likely already learned this by now but.....The 'weird' phone number is just a mobile (cell) phone number and that 'crocodile ' was just a cute lizard. Road rage isn't that common... that attack wasn't the norm. The cassowary is the most dangerous bird on the planet. One swipe and it can gut you like a fish. The car with the painting of a gun would be as close as he gets to a real gun. We have very strict gun laws and that guy probably has a tiny penis. :) The spiders are very real. Porcupine no... echidna yes. The singing is a magpie... one of the most beautiful song in Australia. The laughing bird is a Kookaburra.

  • @pascalswager9100
    @pascalswager9100 Před 2 lety +5

    Lol I had to look up the conversion for 97°f, it's only 36°! Queenslanders probably call that a cool day!

    • @kerensabirch5214
      @kerensabirch5214 Před 2 lety +2

      Not cool exactly, but not super hot either.

    • @pascalswager9100
      @pascalswager9100 Před 2 lety +2

      @@kerensabirch5214 I always thought You guy's don't sweat until it gets over 40 lol, it'd be like Siberia for You's where I'm at.

    • @dagwould
      @dagwould Před rokem

      Yep, in NSW that's a pretty normal day in summer; or it was until everything started cooling down.

  • @andreasentosa1077
    @andreasentosa1077 Před 13 dny

    You really need to get one of us on with you to answer your million questions while watching these 😂

  • @charliejb1747
    @charliejb1747 Před rokem +1

    We need to start a Go-Fund-Me so Ryan can come here and experience for himself.

  • @Jeni10
    @Jeni10 Před 2 lety +12

    Wheelie bins have wheels, trash cans and rubbish bins don’t.

  • @sadchimp8567
    @sadchimp8567 Před 2 lety +11

    You call someone a “boofhead” when they say or do something stupid but not in an insulting way. Hard to explain.

    • @Preview43
      @Preview43 Před 2 lety +5

      ...and it's boof as in book, not boof as in goof.

    • @susie9893
      @susie9893 Před 2 měsíci

      Boof as in woof.
      And it's a bit like calling your dog a moron when it does something stupid. Pointless bcos it means nothing to the dog - kinda vaguely affectionate
      "Ya dumb boofhead" (and the h is usually silent so it sounds like "boof-ed")

  • @drfill9210
    @drfill9210 Před rokem +1

    Haha, we drive on the left, so the fast lane is on the right. You drive on the right, your fast lane is left. It all works out mate :)

  • @user-cu7ve8cz4h
    @user-cu7ve8cz4h Před měsícem

    i love how he called the echidna a porcupine 😂😂 made my day!

  • @graham450100
    @graham450100 Před rokem +4

    Just so you know. When kangaroos stand on their tail and strike with their back legs they can disembowel you. Thats why you turn your back on them. Only idiots face them when they are annoyed.

  • @piphughes2650
    @piphughes2650 Před 2 lety +12

    The “cat” was a possum. They’re really, really cute but psycho. They sound really weird and they have sharp claws so they can run up trees at the speed of light. Mostly harmless. And did I say cute?

    • @glenmale1748
      @glenmale1748 Před 2 lety +2

      They're not cute when they live in your f*cking ceiling cavity. LOL

    • @piphughes2650
      @piphughes2650 Před 2 lety

      @@glenmale1748 definately not! I had a family of them in my ceiling cavity once and I wanted to strangle the little blighters!

    • @FM-qm5xs
      @FM-qm5xs Před rokem +2

      @@glenmale1748 True. I had one that I named "Shuddup" after it's constant 2am-4am antics in my roof.

    • @Rottnwoman
      @Rottnwoman Před rokem

      We have a large population on our 10 acre block. Really cute but want to make a home in our bedroom ceiling. They get on well with our dogs except for the one that attacked my hubby first night out of hospital after lufe threatening surgery. Dogs saw it happen - RIP Possum.

    • @Rottnwoman
      @Rottnwoman Před rokem +2

      @@glenmale1748 AND they wear Army boots.

  • @taleandclawrock2606
    @taleandclawrock2606 Před 19 dny

    That is a very rare dinosaur bird, the Cassowary. Can disembowel you with a kick, huge toe claws. Many relict plants in our rainforest are only spread by Cassowaries.

  • @audreydoyle5268
    @audreydoyle5268 Před rokem +2

    20:38 nope, that's a kookaburra.
    Kookaburra sits in the old gumtree. Merry merry king of the bush is he. Laugh, kookaburra, laugh, oh, how gay your life must be.
    Imo, best nursery rhyme besides Waltzing Matilda.

  • @gregmccallum3124
    @gregmccallum3124 Před 2 lety +11

    Majority of phone number in Australia are 10 digit with Mobile (Cell) phones starting with 04. Land line number in each state are 8 digit, then add the area code. 02 is Sydney, 03 in Melbourne etc. Some number are free call and start with 1300, but are still 10 digits long. Then you have the special 13 numbers, which are 6 digits. These were designed when a business had multiply locations and calling the number would go to you closest one, like Pizza Hut. These cost the company money but 6 digits is easier to remember than 10.

    • @Rottnwoman
      @Rottnwoman Před rokem

      LAND lines? Wot dat?

    • @gregmccallum3124
      @gregmccallum3124 Před rokem +1

      @@Rottnwoman phones plugged into the wall or VOIP phones. Not common in homes anymore but businesses still use them.

    • @marieravening927
      @marieravening927 Před rokem

      @@gregmccallum3124 And so do I. Much prefer my landline with it's answer service. I don't want or need to be contactable at all times.

    • @neilf1059
      @neilf1059 Před rokem

      @@marieravening927 mobiles have power buttons! Most people I hear complain about being always reachable never think about turning them off.

  • @xXSinForLifeXx
    @xXSinForLifeXx Před 2 lety +6

    16:28 Pokies are slot machines that are usually in Pubs and Clubs. A pissup is a get together where your going to get pissed *(Drunk)* .

  • @infeedel7706
    @infeedel7706 Před 3 měsíci +1

    "Warbling" is the song of the Magpie, Kookaburras laugh

    • @susie9893
      @susie9893 Před 2 měsíci

      And LOL, I remember feeling very paranoid as a child hanging clothes on the line by myself. It's a little freaky having something you can't see laughing at you - or at least that's what it feels like till you get used to it

  • @veronicaleonard6370
    @veronicaleonard6370 Před 7 měsíci

    It's really freaky trying to drive on the 'wrong' side of the road. I was in the US for 3 months and was never game enough to drive. My friend recently came to visit for 3 weeks from the US and was driving on the 2nd day! Did really well too, only 3 times we ended up on the wrong side of the road going towards oncoming traffic!

  • @rowanbrecknell4021
    @rowanbrecknell4021 Před 2 lety +6

    7:15 Our possums are cute and look cuddly. The teeth and claws can go right through the thickest leather gloves. They do what they want unless you have metal to make them move on.

  • @rowanbrecknell4021
    @rowanbrecknell4021 Před 2 lety +4

    19:42 A magpie or butcher bird. Butcher birds sing very nicely.

    • @SomePerson7271
      @SomePerson7271 Před 6 měsíci

      Magpies are types of butcherbirds but thanks for saying anyways❤