paddy wants to fish
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Who else remembers the classic Irish story where a boy went fishing with his dad every year until he peed his pants
The only thing Niall caught that day was his father's disappointment.
And he saw an octopus and didnt catch it
I heard he tried to catch an octopus and peed his pants
And since then his father started being dissapointed in him
Then his father drank it
Chris's friend still has the accent! He can get away with not tipping at bars.
i understood that reference
he probably flew his friend to america specifically to bring him back to the same bar
As long ashe doesn't ask for a long Island ice tea
People can't tell he's Irish in bars and cannot last 3 minutes near someone with a heavy Irish or UK accent like Paddy and Harry without imitating them constantly in a condescending voice, his Americanization is 100% complete.
I DID think about "Where's the fuckin' accent?!", while watching this.
Who woulda thunk, a real live Irishman on oneyplays
they should rename it to o'neyplays
@@gregory_longjohns that's literally why Chris O'Neill is called Oney already
@@gregory_longjohnsor mayhaps O’Neil plays
The Irish are not real, they made them up to scare children.
Finally I was getting tired of the synthetic Irishman Chris O'Neil
The legendary friend who Chris mentioned numerous times in the past.
I at least remember the lake story where his other friend thought he was Ubering to the lake but pinned the name of the lake and ended up in the middle of nowhere.
@@harley8047that was Niall
@@harley8047 I remember him from that story and the story where he poked the caterpillar eyes out.
@@aquariuswaterbearer1538 yeah but paddy was the friend who wanted all of them to go to the lake iirc.
@@HoboMojo9580 oh god. What video did he talk about that in?
Lyles dad puking in a fishes mouth checks out since his son is obsessed with small animals and belting them.
That's funniest new moment in a good while lol
I was about to say… I always thought Lyle was an anomaly, but actually he just takes after his dad.
makes you wonder wtf did grandpa Lyle do with animals
@@WolfGr33d he put landmines into gopher holes in cambodia
The irish unification of 2024, captain
Belle Riots soon
Terrorism works
Protestants beware
@@SprDrumio64Some of you guys are alright. Don't start your car tomorrow morning.
@@spaman7716I love the implication that they just indiscriminately plant a bomb in their car anyway but just tell them not to turn it on, lmao
Paddy's voice is so gentle i like him
What else do you like
I once Paddy beat a little ginger boy till the kid was naught but a lump.
@@1R4MgMYl7a poo and fart and pee hahahahahahhaaaaa
@@1R4MgMYl7aWhen cats scrunches their noses
@@1R4MgMYl7ahis huge muscles
“Can ya curse on da show can ya?”
You can say *5 gorilla noises* but you can’t say *3 gorilla noises*
“Can ya not??”
"can ya curse on dis yoke can ya"*
TL: "yoke" is slang for "thing" in ireland
I stg I would actually pay for the uncensored versions of these vids
@@discipleofdagon8195 same
It’s so weird hearing an actual Wexford accent from someone besides Chris. I figured he was playing it up a bit but no that’s just what they sound like
the difference between chris's americanized and paddy's is astonishing lol
I was expecting a middle eastern accent
my partner’s family is from rural ireland, and their accents are nowhere near as strong as Paddy’s lmao i love it
" Oi'm from fokken Wex-furd "
@@Khornecussion fokken
8:00 if you look at the top you'll see the guy actually responded, "idk where the natives are sorry" that's so funny i wish they caught that
Good catch!
😂😂😂😂 that's gold
Impressive april fools joke to have Chris do an irish character for a whole episode
16:55 the fact that Patty instantly responds is hilarious he knew just the fish to use
For sure a carp 😂😂😂
"I caught a carp recently and I-"
"I fooked its face"
15:13 that was the most vile, hilarious thing I've heard out of lyle's mouth.
it happened so casually and quickly, you can tell how much it caught them all of guard lmao
Lyle rules
That's the hardest chris has laughed in a minute, had the niall baby fall tone.
I think a compilation needs to be made on them saying the most awful, terrible things
I dunno, "I let my shit sit in the toilet bowl so it can 'melt'" is pretty up there.
I like how they paid $15 for the pilgrim outfit and didnt even equip it
Fucking hell, I'm absolutely pleased that Paddy's finally on Oney Plays in all his glory. That old video of him and Chris walking in the woods is the tits.
If I don't watch that video at least once a year, the world will end
What’s the vid?
The enchanted forest from smiling friends.
@@michaelnevins3530 'paddy forest NOT stabilized (OneyNG) reupload'
@@cool.thumbsup Every time I watch it, I can't come to a proper conclusion whether me favourite bit is Chris going "Dirty stick. Stick it up yer arsehole," or Paddy trying to eat a pinecone.
The intro being filled with gorilla roars is amazing. I just imagine lyle was dropping slurs left and right
I swear Cory says the n word
Ever single word that's censored was just the n word
How much i would pay to hear the uncensored version
We can only hope
fun fact: chris edits the gorilla sounds to kinda follow the cadence of the slurs. The only one that isn't recognizeable usually is the N word. pay attention to the syllables and the vowels the ape is making
Chris’ commitment to this “Paddy” bit is so realistic I almost thought it was a different person
5:55 "look at that slapper" is the most irish fisherman thing I will ever hear in my life
15:14 Finally we know that Lyle's unethical treatment of little critters is a family tradition.
His dad shot a fish out of a boat too lol 😆 of course it was
He fed a fish and is controlling the mouse population. He is a saint
15:13 Lyles dad throwing up into the fish made me laugh so hard what was going on in his head and the fishes
You ever seen a momma bird feed her chick? That.
There’s no way that’s a true story
@@joshuahughes4704it’s funny though
I'm an Irish man and fuck me that's a Wexford accent if ever I heard one. Pure thhick
I'm american
And I could tell by every sentence being
Hoi ti toi ti toi I'm from Wexford in oirland
As apposed to hoi ti toi ti toi I'm from somewhere else in oirland
Here come the Americans! 🙄
@@emstink hoi ti toi ti toi I'm a merry oirishmen
@@seansmith6255hola señor. :D happy Thursday
@@seansmith6255🇲🇽🇲🇽🇲🇽🇲🇽🇲🇽
Paddy's story about the handwritten letter from the church is the least evil thing ever uttered on this channel
New oneyplays character just dropped
"OOOOOOH YOU CAN BE A PILGRIM BUY IT" "Its 15 dollars" "DONT GET THAT" is such a great interaction
I played this game once like 5 years ago. Me and this random guy were both playing and really high. We pretended to be really flamboyant boyfriends and congratulated eachother loudly everytime we caught something. Actually a great online fishing sim.
Wholesome stoner moment
Was he hot?
“Pretended”
and to think now you're married
Bro you just went digital gay camping
“Paddy, this feels like when I go fishing with you”
“Aah, I’m sorry”
I like how they talked about adding jumpscares and stuff to the game which is the same exact thought Jerma had when he played this years ago.
I KNEW I recognized this game, that’s why
Glad to see Lyle recovering from the stab wound he got during his time as the Gwimbly Games CEO
"oh man, a carp" had me rollin, y'all should definitely have paddy on more
Oney plays is just a thinly veiled community service program for Wexford.
2:04 "$10 For a kayak is not bad" I fucking love Paddy already. This is a great video
Lyle was spreading democracy in the intro.
God shut up tomar helldivers is mid
He was spreading my 🍑
@@Nomad958 sounds like you're too poor for a ps5 or decent pc. Boo hoo, child.
I smell treason @@Nomad958
And Cory was spreading his cheeks in the intro
"Chris, what if Fishing...combine with Skyrim?"
Isn’t fishing in Skyrim now or something?
@@ImNotFine44Yeah it's one of the Creator's Club mods they included in Anniversary Edition, so it's semi-official but kinda not? Official since it's in the game by default but it wasn't made by Bethesda.
thought it was the long awaited insane aquarium part 2
Thought it was too... One day brother
4:02 Subtle Coryism here: badmitting
I love it. Makes a weird kind of sense. Runnin', jumpin', badmittin'.
I like how they mentioned sonic enough in this video to convince the youtube bot that they're playing sonic
rewatching this and hearing chris say "cory got his top surgery last night" was the funniest shit
I love listening to Chris friend Paddy Mayonnaise
No one will ever believe that I managed to make that joke before hearing Chris make it.
@@christianpeterson8167 I believe you
This is the most calm I've seen Cory
He's mentally RPing as big the cat: calm, collected, fishing, purple, large cawk
I can tell they genuinely felt bad about not being able to give us the full Pilgrim fishing experience.
I wanted to slam my fist on the desk like a chimp when they joked about 'wood fishing' because there are already TV shows about this exact thing. One guys runs a business zooming around the bayou in an airboat fishing for old swamp logs. I think the show was called Ax Men.
swamp loggers
@@eimundbergsbakken1605Bogger Loggers
I like how it cuts after corey says "I'm the least weird"
It’s nice to see that Ireland finally got rid of the rot and was able to install internet so Paddy can fish
To rot migrated to Wales and now infects their sheep
Paddy is such a good guest this is incredible
iconic irishman paddy goes fishing for digital sport
No way. THE Paddy, infamous subject of OneyNG's A Serious Documentary, friend to a rather large rat, slayer of a squeaking worm?!
Fish are pretty cool who agrees?
Yes quite the catch
Yes quite the catch
Yes quite the... oh fuck it got away
They've got me hooked
@@ULTRAOutdoorsman now listen, I don’t know what kind of pun your trying to pull, but it’s really fishy
The idea of a fishing simulator with horror creeping in has to be a thing
Dredge isn't really a simulator but it is a horror themed fishing game.
Check out the game "Normal Fishing"
There's an actual bunch of those, to the point where it's something of a cliche.
AlphaBetaGamer's channel has a whole playlist of them, and I'd love to link that here for you, but youtube doesn't like comments with links.
@fireflocs I've looked into this since you posted a lead and nothing really has the vibe I'm thinking of. A literal fishing simulator with 'happenstance' occurrences.
@@SmolFrogge I dunno what to tell you. There's a ton of horror fishing games. If you don't like any of the ones that already exist, you're gonna have to make your own. That's the only way to really make sure that the game you're picturing in your head gets made.
I’m genuinely amazed that Cory used “facetious” correctly😮
Knowing Cory he typically would've confused it with "fascistic" or something lol
i love that cory doesn't have a complete thought and just starts talking about it only to say more than he's thought. I hope he continues these borderline alzheimer's episodes they're so funny
Lyle’s Dad puking into a fishes mouth was the funniest shit ever
The Irish are the I in BIPOC representation
Black Irish People of Cork
i didn't even recognize corey at first, he sounded like a normal person.
Lyle’s story made me cry laughing. That’s the funniest thing I’ve ever pictured.
Patrick seems cool, love his accent and happy to see a new (even if temporary) Oney pal
lyles dad throwing up into a fishes mouth is such an insane story im surprised he sat on it for years lmao
Paddy is such a legend hahaha
“the worst possible thing for the human brain, as confirmed by science is… old smelly milk.”
-Paddy Ross
Best bits in the episode are Lyle's fishing story with his father, and the carp.
Paddy finally showing up after all the years and storiew is like Bigfoot jumping out of a 3ft hole in the middle of the forest and offering you 2 pills.
Finally Chris convinced his fae friend Paddy to leave the enchanted forest and come on an episode of oneyplays
Its a shame he'll be leaving with Chris' First Born tho.
@@tehskullmunkymedia594 Yeah... But hey they did get to go virtual fishing with him so I'd say that's a fair trade.
Paddy is really funny I don't know why the way he says things is so funny
Chris' classic catchphrase "So this is fishing huh?"
Man I like to listen to paddy
I hope he does an episode with Adam as well
When will we see “the bland man” on the show
THE paddy??!?!?! Finally??!????
Cory: “I’m the least weird”
doubt.jpg
I'm excited but starving
I felt Paddy with the handwritten letter. I have so many gifts cards and art projects from family, friends, and managers that i cant see myself throwing away.
big fan of this paddy fellow
They just snatched a random irish peasant and brought him to civilization
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Cory describing Betsy Ross as a pilgrim and being ignored is always funny to me
i couldn't tell if he has trying to describe Betsy Ross or Whistler's Mother. it was completely incoherent in either case. never change cory
There's something hilarious about Paddy telling this somewhat serious, heartfelt story while RatGoDakka is shuffling around in the background
I can't tell you how much I love that the CZcams algorithm parsed this as a Sonic Frontiers video
CZcams agrees that Cory is objectively correct that the fishing in Sonic Frontiers is the best. 🤣
Lyle's story about his dad throwing up into a fish has got to be the wildest and most hilarious thing I've heard all year. I'm still laughing as I type it.
I love that Chris of the three of them is the only one making fun of his accent
the difference between chris and paddy's accent is insane. boggles my mind that their both irish but chris has barely any of his old accent left.
So much animation material in this episode
Lyle's dad feeding a fish his own vomit like a mama bird, a hell of a mental image.
Holy shit new oney boy just dropped
Jinx
Have a boy
I laughed far too much imagining receiving a beautifully handwritten letter that reads: "Come join Jesus in the sky and all that shite like."
I like that corey uses a British accent trying to mimic an irish accent
I love the idea of Paddy not realizing that he's in the tutorial and just getting enraged and refusing to follow it
Tomar’s fear of wasting money is rubbing off on Chris
Tomar storms out of the house in disgust at seeing an Irish.
This is the headline their newspaper empire put out to cover the fact the actually kicked him out for being Jewish
Chris really folds when a real irish accent comes on the scene
Chris found the most Irish man in existence to fish with.
Paddy is a wonderful little fellow, I hope we see more of him on here.
I love the idea of them wanting to role play as a pilgrim but never got the chance to do it especially Lyle wanting it to happen so bad
PLEASE give us more Paddy, hes fucking hilarious
Holly crap ! Is Chris’s brother, Bert Paddy O’Neil !!! He did really love swimming and he even likes fishing !
Bert Paddy is a man of the water
lyles story along with paddys response was the best moment for me
watching this video as a wexford person perfectly encapsulates the feeling of being in a discord vc where ur the only non american person and ur accent sticking out like a sore thumb
Lyle really seems like his dads son
Paddy is just Lyle and Corey doing the fusion dance
Where does the Irish factor come in?
@@KugelBlitz0 Corey and Lyle thought it would be funny if their fusion started talking in an Irish accent to see if it would annoy Chris
Who pissed all over the thumbnail?
sorry my bad
@@A5beefit's alright just don't let it happen again
@@A5beef bro is your prostate ok I can't help but be worried
@@A5beef Oh hey little buddy, it's OK. Everybody pisses around sometimes, you're only human.
They look like buttered popcorn
Oh my God I already want 100 more episodes of Paddy
I want more Paddy, I'll graciously accept all servings of Paddy.
Funny enough, there was a US show about basically fishing up old logs. Apparently, some of them are worth a lot.