MY SUMMER CAR
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Lyle is forced to go through a finnish cultural exchange after denying the existence of Lapland (TWICE)
To be fair, it just sounds like a mid tier strip club
@@UTTPofficerRonnieMcfloydbot
Americans die a little when they are forced into cultural enrichment. It damages them in a way. The only cure is to unlearn some things they picked up about other places in the world and start re-learning very broad and sweeping assumptions about other countries, doing the wrong accent when making impersonations etc. When you ask them to point on a map to say where Europe is and they point to Australia you know that they are healthy again.
@@iNCoMpeTeNtplAyS Lap Land sounds like a children's amusement park that features stripper rides. Some real interdimenional cable shit
3x actually
"Its Finished never Polished" another bar by Lyle's genius lyricism to add to the collection
But because he didn’t say it in a silly voice the anti-Lyle Association will ignore that gem of comedy
he stores all the lylics in his signature big hair
I still never forgot "There he Gomars" from that Worms video
another example of Lyle making a genius joke and NOBODY noticing
i got goosebumps when he said that 😩
im sad nobody laughed at "this is how tomar sees the world between his beard and his hat" when he put on the helmet
Little known fact is Tomar's beard starts directly under his eyes.
they cut right after that because Tomar got violent
It's a univeral rule that 50% of Lyle jokes will go unheard to the ears of those around him
*looks at spedometer * "it's empty"
Why would you need a speedometer if you only have one gauge. I can guess the speed im going but i can't look inside the fuel tank lol
Lmao
@@janzacharias3680 you can pick up the bike and feel how much it weighs
@@janzacharias3680it's not uncommon for older bikes to not have a fuel gauge. Typically you use your odometer and learn what the range of a full tank is. Also you have a reserve just incase. A speedo is really important as it stops you getting speeding fines, and those 2 stroke mopeds can be tuned up to get 70mph outta them.
@@PixelLife101 i ride a minibike around my town instead of driving my big astro van with a v6 that chews gas like a monster. all i have is probably a 49cc little weedwacker engine but yhea if you fuck with them and make em' run hot and feed em' fuel treatments and special oils you can get a little high RPM two stroke up to 30mph no problem without parts. i'd imagine if i stole the neighbor's 212 mower engine i could easily be doing 50pmh no problem
"I was born in '86, I'm not 86 years old."
We'll see what you have to say in 2072, Tomauer Lylestein.
it was a slip, he is actually 86 but can't have people knowing about the secret of his eternal youth (adrenochrome)
He's one of the Dúnedain
The sad thing is that some fan is legit going to remember this for decades just to bring it up again to Tomar on his 86th birthday when he’s living in an old folks’ home. And then Tomar’s response will just be “what’s OneyPlays?”
I was born in '82, and it sure feels like I'm 82.
Oh hey! He’s born the same year that I am!
This is the cattiest Tomar has ever been.
Tomar is grabbing at blankets with his hands and purring.
@@CowLiver Tomar is rubbing up against your leg and biting your ankle
@@soapyrainmaker5367 Tomar is yelling real loud and swiping shit off counters
Tomar is batting my pen as I try to write.
Tomar is gnawing my jugular vein as I pass out on the kitchen floor
Tomauer was born today.
He is obtained one tomar emerald
Truly this was the moment where Tomar became Tomauer
Rejoice! REJOICE!!
My name is Tomauer and I was born today
I was like born of a virgin pawn in the back of a my summer car and i will become the best mauster mechanist in all of the europe mounteains.
I remember reading "There Was an Old Lady Who Swallowed a Fly", and recall a lot of voring until she died from a horse.
Mrs. Hands
@@orion1210:(
Of course.
that rhyme may have lead to a lot of weirdos
How hungry?
Tomar: do you know how to change gears?
Chris: yea
Proceeds to blast 1st gear the whole video
Average automatic driver
*Drives .05Km
"Is this town!?"
I excitedly clicked on this but then quickly realized they aren't gonna get anywhere near building the car lmao.
Building the car requires actual understanding of automotive construction and logic as to how engines work and accepting that the vehicle is going to be a piece of shit when you start.
These guys are going to get drunk and stung by Finnish bees while contemplating how to rob the poker machine.
@@bigjohnsbreakfastlog5819 you're assuming they're even gonna somehow make it to peräjärvi
@@JackabeeT They'll get there.
By accident.
20:30 Hearing this rhyme again after so many years was insane, but hearing Lyle and Chris in complete confusion over it's mere existence was even crazier
Wild to me since I'm only 26 and I learned it in kindergarten
@@stonewallsquad3343 I still have the picture book
To be fair, Chris is from Ireland and I'm sure Lyle grew up in the sewers fighting rats.
22yo, and it was Iconic in Australia, at least in Tasmania.
It was like Our version of the Flea on the wing on the fly on the bump on the log in the hole in the bottom of the sea.
Matter of fact it was even referenced in the intro to the Iconic Australian TV show: Round the Twist
@@camblycreeper7999 same age, and we sang it at pre-primary here in western australia.
He's playing the funny Finnish game holy moly
I actually know 2 funny Finnish games and yet only know a surface level history of Finland that stops after WW2. Lol
Holy mold
potential chance for the other funny finnish game, cruelty squad?
@@necromech_ or ultrakill, or fear and hunger, or noita, a lot of funny lil games made by those fins
They’ve already played Noita, silly!
This is just training for when Tomar forces them to work in his illegal car sweatshops
I can hear tomar reacting to this comment
*Cutely covers his blushing face and rolls into a little embarrassd ball*
He says "nooooo" in a long and whiny voice "stooopppp that's not me *giggles* stop it guys. Stooop
*Tomar hides in his hole* stoop that's not me I don't do that stooop.
Tomar thinks we don't know what he's doing in Sri Lanka with those child workers.
He's gotta keep smoke pumping through them iconic, historical smokestacks, somehow.
That Finnished but never Polished line made me think of CD Projekt Red.
Except they finish games then polish them later
i mean, they ARE Polish.
@@braxtra1664 Yeah like years later
@@noeruxd4048 They did say later.
The boys couldn’t even find their way to town, no way in hell they would ever have enough patience to build the car from scratch 😂
21:10
If nobody but Tomar remembers the Old Lady Who Swallowed That There dadgum Fly rhyme, then everybody but Tomar is a fetus.
FetusPlays
Well, Chris was only born in 2005
she swallowed a damn elephant man i dun seent it
She swallowed the horse and died of course.
I thought that was one of Tomar's famous fibs. Very common for that man
Lol I was shocked none of them had heard that. I read that book too many times in elementary school.
PLEASE! make this a 50 part series there is so much fucked stuff in this game it's unreal
There's so much, but also nothing
Tuomas, Lauri and Risto of OnniPelaa having an adventure in the Finnish countryside
This game is the Dark Souls of Finland
Tomar’s newly acquired parental instincts kicked in when Chris was riding his bike without stabilisers and a helmet.
Chris and Lyle not knowing "There Was an Old Lady Who Swallowed a Fly", and Tomar dismissing it as a 'being old' thing was painful.
I think they were gaslighting him dude.
@@ParanormanActivityCenterCD-ROM None of the reactions warranted gaslighting haha.
Lyle and his 𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴sense
they didnt even see a single npc. no uncle, cousin, shop keep. nothin. hopefully they play this again
tomar is mighty abrasive today lol
The full rhyme
There was an old lady who swallowed a fly.
I don't know why she swallowed a fly - perhaps she'll die!
There was an old lady who swallowed a spider,
That wriggled and jiggled and tiggled inside her.
She swallowed the spider to catch the fly;
I don't know why she swallowed a fly - perhaps she'll die!
There was an old lady who swallowed a bird;
How absurd to swallow a bird.
She swallowed the bird to catch the spider,
She swallowed the spider to catch the fly;
I don't know why she swallowed a fly - perhaps she'll die!
There was an old lady who swallowed a cat,
Fancy that, to swallow a cat!
She swallowed the cat to catch the bird,
She swallowed the bird to catch the spider,
She swallowed the spider to catch the fly;
I don't know why she swallowed a fly - perhaps she'll die!
There was an old lady who swallowed a dog,
What a hog, to swallow a dog!
She swallowed the dog to catch the cat,
She swallowed the cat to catch the bird,
She swallowed the bird to catch the spider,
She swallowed the spider to catch the fly;
I don't know why she swallowed a fly - perhaps she'll die!
There was an old lady who swallowed a goat,
Just opened her throat, to swallow a goat!
She swallowed the goat to catch the dog,
She swallowed the cat to catch the bird,
She swallowed the bird to catch the spider,
She swallowed the spider to catch the fly;
I don't know why she swallowed a fly - perhaps she'll die!
There was an old lady who swallowed a cow,
I don't know how, she swallowed a cow!
She swallowed the cow to catch the goat,
She swallowed the goat to catch the dog,
She swallowed the cat to catch the bird,
She swallowed the bird to catch the spider,
She swallowed the spider to catch the fly;
I don't know why she swallowed a fly - perhaps she'll die!
There was an old lady who swallowed a horse...
She's dead, of course!
We thank ye for your public service. Chris and Lyle, did y'all read this?
throat goat
Chris, stumbling out of a swamp holding a dripping dirt bike over his head: "I feel like a GOD! 😆"
It seems if Chris can survive Finland, he can survive anything. 🤣
The pee stopping after he shook is a level of detail not often seen in games.
There is no way these boneheads are going to get anything done. 😂
17:25 Chris just experienced on of the iconic Finnish triumphs.
I CAN SHOOT LIGHTNING BOLTS FROM MY FINGERTIPS
Never EVER expected this to come on oneyplays but if the boys manage to get the swing of it right this could be one of the longest and coolest series on the channel and I'm so ready
Edit: after watching the whole video there is no way they are coming back to this
Best bet is he downloads a prebuilt satsuma crashes once and doesnt know how to repair it
@@coffin7904 now THIS!
it seems like they might drop this game lol
It’s so weird seeing people play this game for the first time. I’ve put 715 hours into this damn game and to see someone start from scratch in it always throws me off… 😂
it's absolutely not gonna be a long series
Tomar's silent fury at Lyle revealing one of Tomar's 88 true names was palpable.
Tomar, hellbent on ensuring no one could enjoy this game unless HE wants them to, sabotoged the game the moment he convinced chris into taking the wrong turn
Is this the game where the dude hangs himself if you take his money
yes, from a bridge
This game is unironically really good. It's full of hilarious stuff but also super accurate attention to detail.
@@2stroke438 hell yea
The fact you identified the funny Finnish car game by that is harrowing
You have to find it first, but you have to drive him home several times before he tells you about it.
Fun fact: When Tomar went to Finland, he surgically attached Dorsel fins to all civilians in the area only to rip them off and put them in his soup. That wasn’t reflected in this game which is why he is so angry.
Was the soup tasty?
@@PALACIO254I mean he didn't eat it with his mouth so who can say?
@@user-we8qp9yl1m
All peasants are forced to shove the summer harvest up the ass of Mighty Tomar.
@@user-we8qp9yl1m Uhhh... Jaxxy? Where did you place my yummy souppository???
@@user-we8qp9yl1mUhhh... Jaxxy? Care to tell me where you have hidden my delicious souppository???
chris really just wants to prove that santa is real
I'd watch a solid five part series of this. Also who hasn't heard about the old lady who swallowed a fly?! I thought that was an international warning against insect consumption.
I don't know why she swallowed a fly.
She then went on to swallow like 10 other animals whole and I think Tomar is complicit.
Keep playing this one for sure lol
Lyle's iconic yellow piss puddle
glad you’re back, but don’t think we'll forget what Tomauer* did out in that desert last weekend.
What happened in the desert, stays in the desert
Oneyplays fans curling their toes waiting to copy paste the daily “tomar once *insert crime here*” in the comments:
Nice icon
Getting ready to make a crinkle heard round the world
Tomar it's been a week since they last saw their daughter what did you do with her
21:06 here to back up Tomar. The Old Lady who Swallowed a Fly is real and it is indeed a really weird story
She ends up swallowing rats and cats and stuff.
@@worldcure7883 and then dies after swallowing a horse.
@@worldcure7883yes
I was born in ‘41, not too old for oneyplays!
The helmet vision like about Tomar’s beard and hat was gold.
You do realize that you kinda have to keep playing this now, right? We deserve more than this!
They have to finish the car atleast
@@dedmen9713 they do have to finnish the car. Maybe polish it, too.
Nice to see Tomar getting his junker spiffed up before giving it to that guy cosplaying as Gwimbly.
We're contractually owed Tomar's car after the Witch Hunt video got more than 30% dislikes.
His Jalopy has depreciated in value considerably.
1:54
Tomar visibly feeds off Lyle's lifeforce, and Chris says nothing
I made this video, they stole it
Who cares
@@UTTPofficerRonnieMcfloydeveryone who isn’t too stupid to understand jokes.
Holy shit, really!?!?
Good, you had it coming after everything you said and did.
@@UTTPofficerRonnieMcfloydI made this comment you stole it
Love how they basically engaged with absolutely none of the intended gameplay
You can wobble all you want guys, i'm immune to motion sickness
A Lyle and Tomar episode is like a cerebral detox after a Corey and Adam episode
Please keep this series going, Funhaus tried but Lawrence always got pissed, Bruce Green played it and I still watch it. I don't even drive or like cars, it's just this weird fucking game. Auto LIKE
What made that Lawrence fella so sour?
@@PALACIO254 haven't seen their summer car videos but if it's anything it's skill issue
You know chris is too incompetent in video games to keep playing this game
I'm from the UK, pissed has a different meaning.
Hello fellow Funhaus enjoyer, well, past enjoyer RIP
Holy shit Tomar just unlocked a memory from 15 years ago when he reference the old lady that slawolled the fly. I haven't heard that story/nursary rhyme since I was in 1st grade.
Same, but first grade was back in 1991 for me. I feel old.
This game is gonna be too much for these guys to “Finish” but it’ll be fun while it’s around.
12:29 underrated joke, the boys didn’t even acknowledge it 😂
PERKELE💪🇫🇮
I thought Tomar got everyone's licenses revoked for that "accident" a few years back with that guy who honked at him while he was "legally" "dropping off Zach."
Within two minutes Lyle had an existential crisis due to the heavy passage of time.
This is going to be a good one.
VITTU! SATANA!!
Tomar learning that nursery rhyme in kindergarten explains a lot about his development from that point
It's funny hearing them surprised 2005 is adult now
The boys really hatin on my summer car
I have been watching Robbaz play this for years. But Robert is shlacking as usual
Robert is a gem .
He ate too man gas station sausages and is in intensive care at the hospital in Pitea
Where are the videos Robert?!
"Robbaz here, playing Finland simulator again."
The man did quite possibly the deepest dive into Finland roleplay in human history.
Tomar making Chris and Lyle play this at gunpoint to learn about his birth in Lapland, Sweden is the most left field thing ever
Tomar is in a rotten mood because he got home today before recording, walked into his dining room and what does he find? Jaxxy touching his spaghet-ai. He flew into a rage and pushed in Jaxxy's soft spot and now he's sitting there with a wrinkled brow and big crossed arms while occasionally muttering under his breath " I told you what would happen Jaxxy. " and " We'll have to start over - again. "
I havent watched this vid yet, but wow! Im legitimately excited to see these fellows play My Summer Car. Its a game Ive thought about them playing for years but never thought they actually would. This is such an interesting detailed and funny game! Ok here I go, hitting play now!
Well, after watching, Im glad Chris at least liked the game, but he is always hanging out with that bad influence Tomar. I hope they continue this game and can survive the night and find the town, and hopefully start work on the titular Summer Car. Chris is right that this game is full of charm.
Holy crap!
Also please make more episodes of this lmao. Think this could be an amazeballs series
It's not the game for this channel maybe, but it's a gem. It would be good if one of them already knew how to play the game, because it's got quite a steep learning curve imo.
Tomar: "There's adults born in 1995 right now"
Lyle: "oh my god"
Me, born in '97 and turning 27 this year: 😬
My wife is 30 and I her husband is 23 😊
don't let these guys know theres also adults that were born an entire decade after 1995
He said that about 2005 though.
@@funkymonkey2k425 well yeah, they talked about that a few seconds earlier
@@MarianahsTrenchGal1 i must have drank the water from cory's hometown or something because i didn't notice at all
Seeing the title: These guys are not going to be able to handle this game
Tomar sees 5 seconds of gameplay: "We're not going to be able to handle this game"
"i'm fuckin dying" our little lyle will live forever
PERKELE!! About time they played this
Finally. I can watch Oney plays again
You gotta keep this as a series. Theres so much weird shit in the game. Much more than building a summer car
PLEASE KEEP THIS SERIES!!! ITS SO FUN
0:00 Evil Oneyplays be like:
Oney doesn’t plays
Wow finally Tomar goes mask off and shows his true colors
The Tomar who swallowed an emerald
I desperately hope this becomes your longest-running let's play
Holy shit this is going to be amazing, Please upload more!
I was born in 2005 I'm 19 now you were my older sister's fav CZcamsr and she passed you to me when I was 14 isn't that strange.
Chris, Tomar, and Lyle are the last three braincells left in Lylestein
PLEASE KEEP PLAYING THIS
Theres no way they dont know the old lady who swallowed a fly.
NO WAY, MY FAVORITE GAME
YOU SHOULD MAKE A WHOLE SIRIES OF THIS GAME
They absolutely need to play this more
1:45 damn that hit me, i was born in 2004 and am 20 now
i cant imagine hearing old lady who swallowed a fly for the first time. its so weirdly charming lol
Damn this takes me back years to watching this game being played on Funhaus lol.
I use to watch Sips play it who was a member of Yogscast.
Ooooh rip Funhaus/Inside gaming
Nothing will top watching Robbaz play this.
Become a walrus today.
They barely even looked at the car
Oh god I hope this last a couple episodes, this game is so good
pleeeeaaase more
Watch this become a full series
Noita, Fear & Hunger and My summer car. The boys have now played the holy trinity of finnish videogames
Tomar is turning into Zach doing all of his mannerisms and memes he’s gonna become the evaluation… Tomach!
Umar Hadel
My Summer Car (Shove It)
Please make this a 20 episode series
13:08 I like that Chris' Finnish singing is just yodeling.
Missing classic Funhaus real bad right now
Wow looks updated! I remember Robbaz playing this
As a Finn, I am very happy to see this lol. Also yes life is a lot like this in Finland. Most of the country is just forests, swamps and lakes a lot of Finland's population lives in sparsely populated small towns and villages.
I hope you boys play this at least for a one more part.
lol i spent too much time watching robbaz king of sweden play this when i was younger. good times.