Alan Snaps at Berta | Two and a Half Men
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- čas přidán 25. 09. 2023
- “Wanna rephrase that?”
Season 5 Episode 19: Waiting for the Right Snapper
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No one beats Berta! Not Alan, not Jake, not Charlie... not even Evelyn! 😅
While Evelyn doesn't scare Berta, she's the only one who can go toe-to-toe trading insults with her. The only character in the whole show who has ever made Berta soil her undies was Charlie's Satanic girlfriend Isabella.
Isabella sure scared the hell out of Berta
yes isn't fictional great? You can create anything, even the silliest thing that would never pass in real life ;)
I think Walden did once, when he threaten to replace her.
@@sandiego2380🤡
He forgot the pecking order 😂😂😂
You brought in Mr. Popo
@@jonathantorres4085it's Popo, Kami, *censored*, the worms underneath the dirt, the dirt, then you
“What’s bugging you, Zippy? Your blowup doll run off with a pool toy?”
Best line.. Lost my shit hahaha
One of the absolute favourite lines from the whole show
NOBODY bosses around Berta.
Especially not some low life house guest who doesn't pay rent because he has no money.
She’s the alpha dog
You can feel the instant regret as soon as he says it 😂😂😂😂😂😂
I love how Berta has the compassion and understanding to not knock Alan right the f*ck out and instead knows to just lightly intimidate him and everything will be ok.
RIP conchata ferrell
When he said that to Berta. Either he rephrase that or she's gonna break ya.
Watch your mouth Alan, you talking to Berta. Lol
Even though, I got this from “Mike & Molly,” this should’ve also been said at some on “Two and a Half Men,”
Alan: “You know, Berta, a man should be treated with respect in his own home.”
Berta:”Well Zippy, if you ever get one of those and I’m there, I’ll remember to do that.”
We all wish we could be Berta - lousy employees and too intimidating for our bosses to do anything about it.
Jobless in next day with blackmark
No, Berta was the only one who could handle Charlie's "lifestyle" while cleaning. Anyone else would have left right away.
Berta is far from a lousy employee. That's why she gets away with it.
The only person who can boss Berta around is Isabella the satanist ex-girlfriend of Charlie and pilates classmate of Evelyn
"Wanna rephrase that?!"
- "D.E.S.P.E.R.A.T.E.L.Y."
God, Jon and Conchata had a great vibe! 😅
No body with an ounce of brain snaps back at Berta and lives.
Berta more powerful than the president in the show😅
Seriously, who does Alan think he is bossing around somebody who doesn't work for him in a house he doesn't own? Just like when he had Charlie kicked out of his own house he doesn't apologize. He is a jerk.
Can someone write the script of this video.
Good! Put big bad Alan in his place!
0:37 it was at this moment Alan knew... He f**ked up
it's a wonder Berta did'n hand alan his head
Does Berta’s t-short say what I think it does? *ellat**?
what do u think it says?
Alan would not live to see tomorrow if he snapped back
Alan should just send Jake to boot camp.
Everything costs money in America and Alan's too cheap for any of it
@@Nakajima-oh7kw Damn, i thought boot camp was free.
@@redips I have not actually looked but the show is in America and they charge you for everything. I seriously doubt a boot camp will be free
0:08 Alan: Hey! Why aren’t you studying for your test?
Jake: I thought we settled this dad.
Alan: Turn off the T.V., go to your room and study.
Jake: he never learns, smh
Tbh I'm glad alan stood up to Berta put her in her place idgaf what you mfs and b said Berta always bully on alan heck even she killed alan at least alan had balls finally not put her with b.s. congraulations alan 👏
I like Jake and don't like Jake at the same time, he has a big mouth
Ironically berta would be better than most housekeepers how often to do you see charlies place not looking spotless and the entertainment value of her going off on ppl
Hilarious 😅