That Ship Has Sailed | Two and a Half Men

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  • čas přidán 14. 06. 2024
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    Two and a Half Men originally aired on CBS for twelve seasons. Originally starring Charlie Sheen, Jon Cryer and Angus T. Jones, the series was about a hedonistic jingle writer, Charlie Harper, his uptight brother, Alan, and Alan's mischievous son, Jake. As Alan's marriage falls apart and divorce appears imminent, he and Jake move into Charlie's beachfront Malibu house and complicate Charlie's freewheeling life. Ashton Kutcher was hired as Walden Schmidt, a billionaire who buys Charlie's house after his death.
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  • @lauriecook8719
    @lauriecook8719 Před 11 měsíci +360

    I have seen every episode of Two and a Half Men (multiple x’) I never realized there were this many “that ship has sailed.”

    • @Chaseraabe
      @Chaseraabe Před 11 měsíci +11

      Same haha

    • @Ilikeicecreamandwar
      @Ilikeicecreamandwar Před 9 měsíci +1

      The fact that people actually think this show is funny just goes to show how dumb America really is. The show has a laugh track for a reason. 🗑

    • @geraldnuwagira6684
      @geraldnuwagira6684 Před 8 měsíci +6

      I literally searched ‘charlie harper that ship has sailed’. 😂 my favorite is 2:16

    • @squonk86
      @squonk86 Před 7 měsíci +4

      Damn I love Charlie Harper and always loved when he said That ship has sailed and always thought that was his best line and always laugh my ass off

    • @squonk86
      @squonk86 Před 6 měsíci +3

      ​@@geraldnuwagira6684Classic episode 👍

  • @DurianKing70
    @DurianKing70 Před 9 měsíci +51

    Charlie himself has too many ships that sailed. 🤣😅

    • @bwwestman
      @bwwestman Před 3 měsíci +3

      Never too many with Charlie 🤣

    • @user-pt2ln7fe3e
      @user-pt2ln7fe3e Před měsícem +2

      ​@@bwwestmanexactly 😂😂😂

  • @GreenDayFan2003LLC.
    @GreenDayFan2003LLC. Před 11 měsíci +161

    this is one of the best sitcoms ever

  • @JackMcLeodJr
    @JackMcLeodJr Před 11 měsíci +81

    Never realised how many times this line had been used 🤣 I guess that ship has sailed.

    • @ahlinujum7867
      @ahlinujum7867 Před 11 měsíci +6

      Caught me by surprise when Alan said it at the end...guess everyone has their own ship(s) that has sailed 😅😅

    • @JohnSmith-pg9ns
      @JohnSmith-pg9ns Před 11 měsíci +4

      I always knew there were several. But I've only heard this expression used in the show and I started using it in real life

  • @Leonf123
    @Leonf123 Před 8 měsíci +19

    These 2 bounced off eachother so well for real

  • @thedarkcriminal1658
    @thedarkcriminal1658 Před 11 měsíci +115

    All the women said hi to Charlie and one to Alan. That cracked me up.

    • @bored1ca
      @bored1ca Před 11 měsíci +28

      It would have been funnier if one of the women said hello to Jake and both Alan and Charlie swung around and looked at him....
      Jake: "Hey she drove the school bus!"

    • @NiVi192
      @NiVi192 Před 11 měsíci

      Yep. Wasn't that Alexis, the hooker he once hired and eventually annoyed so much that she gave him the money back and left? ... Apparently, he was so annoying that he left a lasting impression, and his prostitute still remembers his name years later. 😂

    • @maxxymrice6200
      @maxxymrice6200 Před 9 měsíci

      That was the hooker he hired in an earlier episode.

    • @ijnfleetadmiral
      @ijnfleetadmiral Před 3 měsíci +2

      What would've made it even funnier is if the one who said hello to Alan had been a man dressed as a woman. That's about par with Alan's stroke of luck. 😂

    • @williamshakemilk2192
      @williamshakemilk2192 Před měsícem +1

      yeah guys you know better than the writers what would be funny

  • @theman1412
    @theman1412 Před měsícem +3

    5:46, sleeping and throwing up, hell of a life Charlie’s living 😊

  • @NiVi192
    @NiVi192 Před 11 měsíci +98

    Not to forget, Jake's teacher in the parent-teacher-conference with Alan and Judith: Of course, we could talk about his grades again, but I think we can all agree that that ship has sailed!"
    ...Anyways, fantastic running gag! 😂

  • @Madhawkssupporter
    @Madhawkssupporter Před 11 měsíci +27

    Absolutely love two and a half men

  • @StarrPower2232
    @StarrPower2232 Před 11 měsíci +25

    Does Alan want the dog back because it’s probably the only living creature to wake up in bed with him and not go “WHAT HAVE I DONE?! I GOT TO STOP DRINKING!”?

  • @AlpacaZ
    @AlpacaZ Před 11 měsíci +59

    I just realized the hooker who said hi to Alan is the same one who bailed on him because he was being annoying as hell, she's also the only hooker he's ever been with. What a nice detail.

    • @wildmike951
      @wildmike951 Před 11 měsíci

      You are right. I realized that too. He was being cheap and annoying. Alan can't even get a hooker to like him....

    • @patrickdornoff2735
      @patrickdornoff2735 Před 10 měsíci +4

      Small world huh

    • @kios05
      @kios05 Před 7 měsíci

      Didnt teddy buy him and Charlie hookers in vegas or am i remembering wrong?

  • @sherryrepp9541
    @sherryrepp9541 Před 11 měsíci +91

    ALAN AND CHARLIE ARE GREAT TOGETHER. WON'T WATCH IT WITH OUT THEM TOGETHER

  • @tomhext1229
    @tomhext1229 Před 11 měsíci +52

    That train has sailed. Great show, one of my favorites.

    • @JohnSmith-pg9ns
      @JohnSmith-pg9ns Před 11 měsíci +9

      Ship

    • @ImpostorDoctor88
      @ImpostorDoctor88 Před 11 měsíci +1

      Ship

    • @Ilikeicecreamandwar
      @Ilikeicecreamandwar Před 9 měsíci

      Just ask the obidens about ships sailing. They would know all about it having visited epstein Island multiple times

    • @JohnSmith-pg9ns
      @JohnSmith-pg9ns Před 9 měsíci +1

      @@Ilikeicecreamandwar why would you make a show like two and a half Men political? What does this post have anything to do with politics? You people are really sick and deranged with all this propaganda aren't you

    • @kios05
      @kios05 Před 7 měsíci +1

      Lawn mower

  • @SturtH9
    @SturtH9 Před 7 měsíci +5

    That ship has sailed! May as well get onboard for a farewell cruise.

  • @eaubert1
    @eaubert1 Před 11 měsíci +7

    You really get the feeling that Sean Penn wasn't acting in that episode.
    More like: "Hey Sean, we have scotch and cigars over at the TAAHM set; wanna come over?"

  • @Sammyli99
    @Sammyli99 Před měsícem +1

    Sailed right into Baltimore bridge....bang-boom.

  • @Cozy.Mood.B
    @Cozy.Mood.B Před 11 měsíci +14

    Iconic series 👏 ✨️👑

  • @peacewarrior1175
    @peacewarrior1175 Před 9 měsíci +5

    I really would have throttled Alan if he'd been my brother....🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @irawilliams343
    @irawilliams343 Před 4 měsíci +2

    "Hi, Charlie."
    "Hey, Charlie."
    "Hi, Charlie."
    "Hi, Alan."
    😳
    "Hey, I'm not the one whose got a dead husband with someone else's lipstick on his dipstick."
    This never fails to crack me up 🤣

  • @joshuadabrowski0033
    @joshuadabrowski0033 Před 2 měsíci +1

    3:41 😂😂

  • @SJPYT
    @SJPYT Před 11 měsíci +8

    1:08 - the women in the table behind keep switching positions with every sentence.

  • @JohnSmith-pg9ns
    @JohnSmith-pg9ns Před 11 měsíci +2

    Never heard this expression used outside of the show but now it's part of my English 😂

  • @squonk86
    @squonk86 Před 6 měsíci +3

    I loved the episode Back off Mary Poppins with Sean Penn,Elvis Costello, he says it in that episode as he's trying to explain to them up how Alan is a loser while Alan is standing right in front of Charlie

  • @vikramsarangan18
    @vikramsarangan18 Před 9 měsíci +1

    This dialogue😂😂😂.... I use it in normal conversation thanks to charlie🎉😂

  • @Xav1298
    @Xav1298 Před 11 měsíci +4

    “Let me tell you something about fair……. What?”

  • @user-fy4ld7kk2g
    @user-fy4ld7kk2g Před 2 měsíci

    I have seen every episode of Two and a half men also. So Hillarious 😂

  • @user-ow1le4vo5f
    @user-ow1le4vo5f Před 10 měsíci

    Love it still

  • @user-km3gu8cs9l
    @user-km3gu8cs9l Před 3 měsíci

    Best Charlie Sheen ever

  • @KatieDurkin-zg9cf
    @KatieDurkin-zg9cf Před 2 měsíci +1

    nice i love two and a half men

  • @jordanlash7890
    @jordanlash7890 Před 3 měsíci

    0:19 your dignity 😂😂

  • @mbayatab4326
    @mbayatab4326 Před 11 měsíci +10

    Unfortunately for Charlie Sheen, his ship has sailed

  • @mirabelextol5214
    @mirabelextol5214 Před 9 měsíci +1

    This is the ship sailing episode 😅😂

  • @nevergiveup6697
    @nevergiveup6697 Před 2 měsíci

    Make one more season

  • @hooliid3608
    @hooliid3608 Před 6 měsíci

    only fools and horses and two half men best shows ever made

  • @sleepy18tearsago83
    @sleepy18tearsago83 Před 3 měsíci

    ive never seen another sitcom having so many jokes per situation

  • @williamblake7386
    @williamblake7386 Před 9 měsíci

    well done

  • @diegoelyuu8686
    @diegoelyuu8686 Před 8 měsíci +1

    The Wisdom of Charlie Harper, Thank Jesus for His Greatness!.

  • @nangdarin1655
    @nangdarin1655 Před 2 dny

    I have seen all the episodes, and therefore I can easily say that the dialogue writers, the script writer's are the real BOSS

  • @dash1141
    @dash1141 Před 9 měsíci +1

    5:38 Charlie irl ❤

  • @josebarbeito4864
    @josebarbeito4864 Před 10 měsíci

    You can see that the scenes are mirrored ?

  • @bluecollarnobody4217
    @bluecollarnobody4217 Před 11 měsíci +5

    God they need to bring this back Rip Berta

    • @Friendship1nmillion
      @Friendship1nmillion Před 11 měsíci +4

      Yeah , pity the actress who played Berta has passed away . I'm a Big fan of Two and half Men ( it was garbage when Aston Kutcher was on ) . It's a fairly popular series in Australia 🇦🇺 where I'm watching this from . They SHOULD bring it back with the original cast and have Berta replaced by { Australian } actress Julie McGregor as expat Aussie ( Or expat UK 🇬🇧 , IF she can do such accent ) as the maid . Julie McGregor has been on a number of Australian television dramas - But her most famous is on Hey Dad as dim-witted and dipsy secretary Betty . The scriptwriters for Hey Dad probably gave her ALL the good ( funny ) lines although she probably could have come up with them herself . Hey Dad was probably Australia's version of Two and a half Men . ♑️✍️🇸🇯🇦🇺

    • @Ilikeicecreamandwar
      @Ilikeicecreamandwar Před 9 měsíci

      They do not need to bring this show back. It's done and over for a reason. It's hot garbage

    • @bluecollarnobody4217
      @bluecollarnobody4217 Před 9 měsíci +2

      @@Ilikeicecreamandwar opinions vary ,but that’s the great thing about America we are all entitled to our opinion

    • @kios05
      @kios05 Před 7 měsíci +1

      They all gotten to old now

  • @JohnnyCBCS
    @JohnnyCBCS Před 6 měsíci

    🚢🚢🚢 so many ships have sailed already

  • @adriennemorrison5433
    @adriennemorrison5433 Před 10 měsíci +2

    Two and half men 😊

  • @wdmfan
    @wdmfan Před 8 měsíci

    Damn, did not knew they used this metaphor this well, in many episodes.

  • @gadalakattan9458
    @gadalakattan9458 Před 7 měsíci

    My greatest shock while rewatching this series while being in Spain is that they removed the laughs at the background 🤣 I had to come to YT to check if I was tripping or not

    • @kios05
      @kios05 Před 7 měsíci

      Really? I bet its more akward than funny without the laughtrack, it really does add alot

  • @nina84374
    @nina84374 Před 6 měsíci

    3:11 "Its not his fault" How Charlie was adorable brother and uncle in first two seasons and how they turned him into a heartless jackass

    • @chrisjackson1889
      @chrisjackson1889 Před 6 měsíci

      Did anyone else notice the group nodding after “this ship has sailed”

  • @solanoscrossoverproduction3930

    Well, that ship has sailed.

  • @mpmp9502
    @mpmp9502 Před 11 měsíci +2

    Hilarious😃

  • @marko_._
    @marko_._ Před 2 měsíci +1

    Damn those two bastards had a great chemisty together

  • @N1k4_Gr1v
    @N1k4_Gr1v Před 11 měsíci +2

    Is anyone excited for the next two and a half man season?

  • @davidbrooks4285
    @davidbrooks4285 Před 3 měsíci +1

    Sean Penn is an awesome actor !!

  • @margaretmcgill526
    @margaretmcgill526 Před měsícem

    "You want me to go out like this in public." just slayed me. Hilarious. I and probably many others have had some of those moments. I really did LOL!

  • @omermowaffaquejaigirder8889
    @omermowaffaquejaigirder8889 Před 10 měsíci +1

    Would have been funnier had jake used it, maybe in a wrong context. With the show now over, I think that ship has sailed😢

  • @Daniell22804
    @Daniell22804 Před 9 měsíci +1

    😂😂

  • @geoben9801
    @geoben9801 Před měsícem

    Great show I would have liked it to have run a few more years. It was good with Kushner but just not the same chemistry.between Charlie and Allan.

  • @stephaniecabrera9396
    @stephaniecabrera9396 Před 11 měsíci +1

    What Happened The Cast Of Two Of A Men

    • @MG-ok2bn
      @MG-ok2bn Před 11 měsíci +7

      Google it

    • @memebrain2177
      @memebrain2177 Před 9 měsíci +1

      A tiny petty Jew producer
      That's what happened

  • @BrionyMinodora
    @BrionyMinodora Před 10 měsíci

    It’s like the writer had writers block

  • @OlsenOfficial
    @OlsenOfficial Před 9 měsíci

    so this tv show was a ship industry.

  • @ellnats
    @ellnats Před 3 měsíci

    if evelyn dosn't want to be a burdon, that ship not only sailed, but it toured the world, got every kind of tropical disease, and came back to complain about EVERYTHING

  • @rogerlayne8623
    @rogerlayne8623 Před 11 měsíci +1

    It may cost alot but it is still cheaper a working lady is the best she does not have an attitude

  • @stevenweiler1379
    @stevenweiler1379 Před 3 měsíci +2

    I dont understand if I was Alan I would have stayed in my office till I had some money set aside instead of putting up with Charlie's crap

    • @vrvaughn
      @vrvaughn Před měsícem

      You wouldn’t have much of a show …

  • @gmc5426
    @gmc5426 Před měsícem

    🗣🎙🚣🚣🚣🚣🚣🚣🚣😁

  • @eamoralesl
    @eamoralesl Před 11 měsíci +1

    first

  • @orrenmckever4658
    @orrenmckever4658 Před 11 měsíci

    😱 Promo-SM

  • @tommorgan834
    @tommorgan834 Před 2 měsíci

    It’s harder to find a line that Isent funny in this program 👍😎

  • @suchhun
    @suchhun Před 9 měsíci +1

    Courtney was the hottest actress 😍 🔥 😩 😏

  • @melanieparker
    @melanieparker Před 11 měsíci +2

    Alan Harper is one of thee most horrible people in sitcom history.

  • @jonwizard3989
    @jonwizard3989 Před 9 měsíci

    I have no idea why this show was so popular...one lame joke after another...Boring!

    • @RahulKumar-sh2gn
      @RahulKumar-sh2gn Před 8 měsíci

      Who gives a fuck about what you think? Don't watch then.