Alan's Funniest Moments (Part One) | Two and a Half Men

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Komentáře • 108

  • @abbieroseholden4174
    @abbieroseholden4174 Před rokem +113

    The on screen chemistry between Alan and Charlie was fantastic

  • @ahuralinna6184
    @ahuralinna6184 Před 5 měsíci +15

    "Well maybe not funny haha but certainly funny hihi"
    😂😂😂Alan just made me laugh to hurt me

  • @lucasblanton5203
    @lucasblanton5203 Před rokem +78

    Jon Cryer was my favorite actor from this series. He was absolutely perfect 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @ahuralinna6184
    @ahuralinna6184 Před 5 měsíci +14

    "He respects me enough to lie to me"
    😂😭
    "The student has become the master"🧨😭😭😂😂😂

  • @AshaPrakashMohapatra
    @AshaPrakashMohapatra Před 8 měsíci +11

    It's the irony of the world that someone named "CRYER" made us laugh the most in our lives

  • @AttilatheThrilla
    @AttilatheThrilla Před 8 měsíci +15

    If you watched the whole series 3:35 was absolutely his best acting 😂

  • @avatarjones6780
    @avatarjones6780 Před 5 měsíci +7

    Alan and Charlie are the best combination ever, they are all doing absolutely perfect. Best show of all time

  • @SWyrick366
    @SWyrick366 Před rokem +23

    "Oh, is that the girl who butch slapped me in your shower this morning?"
    "Oh come on, that was the most action you've had in months!"

  • @ElChavo1128
    @ElChavo1128 Před rokem +22

    6:15 the moment Alan realized 🤣

  • @sophiemckenzie7527
    @sophiemckenzie7527 Před rokem +37

    I like this show so much that I still watch it I just love it makes me laugh ..

    • @Richard.Blixten
      @Richard.Blixten Před 5 měsíci

      I watched it 'til the end. The best show and Seinfeld of course.

  • @nash6414
    @nash6414 Před 5 měsíci +6

    1:40 you missed a part were Charli say “ Your welcome, Grasshopper 🙏🏼” 😂😂😂

  • @lucasblanton5203
    @lucasblanton5203 Před 11 měsíci +5

    3:05 "OIIIIII YOIIII YOI YOIIIIII" lol

  • @felixnobauer769
    @felixnobauer769 Před 11 měsíci +14

    „The washing machine will call you on your cell phone“ …. Well, that’s exactly what happens nowadays 🤣

  • @BeefPapa
    @BeefPapa Před 6 měsíci +4

    2:35
    *Samsung grins proudly*

  • @robertbarnes4666
    @robertbarnes4666 Před rokem +192

    this man was happy and doing ok until his wife decided to take that all away yet he still landed on his feet in the end

    • @adriancrevan
      @adriancrevan Před rokem +6

      Cause she wasn't happy with him 🤷🏼‍♀️

    • @counter546
      @counter546 Před rokem +49

      @@adriancrevan she wasn't happy with anyone or anything.

    • @chowder1272
      @chowder1272 Před rokem +26

      Judith totally destroyed his life and Herb's too.

    • @RyanGriffiths28
      @RyanGriffiths28 Před rokem +8

      Charlie didn't exactly help with Alan lawyer

    • @00Tenrai00
      @00Tenrai00 Před 11 měsíci +3

      @@chowder1272 does she get what she deserved?

  • @SovereignStatesman
    @SovereignStatesman Před rokem +27

    "And the cat's in the cradle and"
    "That's not funny!"
    Little boy blue
    cuz he needed the money.

  • @ollsmz9887
    @ollsmz9887 Před rokem +5

    3:55 I knew it !!

  • @JustMeandLife
    @JustMeandLife Před rokem +17

    3:59🤣🤣🤣

  • @ellnats
    @ellnats Před 5 měsíci +5

    4:12 you gonna wash your hands?
    "no cuz im evil"
    its funny cuz lex luthor

    • @sethstrattan7380
      @sethstrattan7380 Před 3 měsíci +1

      He’s my Lex Luthor. It’s a crime James Gunn didn’t cast him

  • @lucasblanton5203
    @lucasblanton5203 Před 11 měsíci +2

    0:21 1:08 "HEY HEY HEY WOAH WOAH WOAH!!!!!!" lmaoooooo

    • @Tribozom
      @Tribozom Před 3 měsíci

      AH. He's not the innocent, he's the masturbator.

  • @ryanbowald2425
    @ryanbowald2425 Před 6 dny

    3:45 “A female is in the house she must be mounted” 🤣🤣🤣

  • @simonaborsodiova9315
    @simonaborsodiova9315 Před rokem +4

    I love him so much❤ Jon Cryer❤

  • @maxxymrice6200
    @maxxymrice6200 Před měsícem +1

    Alan: I can't leave my car on the street. What if someone tries to steal it?
    Charlie: your right! Leave the keys, gas money, and a thank you note.

  • @heatherwanamaker8000
    @heatherwanamaker8000 Před rokem +11

    This looks like a good show

    • @kayrenee319
      @kayrenee319 Před rokem +1

      it can be annoying or repetitive after a while but overall i definitely watch it when I'm bored!!

  • @Lifeangel2908
    @Lifeangel2908 Před 6 měsíci +3

    Here herb says his wife passed away and at his wedding with Judith, his fiancé was trying to create a scene with Alan, he never talked about that woman

  • @LuisMurillo-yz3dw
    @LuisMurillo-yz3dw Před 2 měsíci +3

    Anyone else still waiting for a new episode

  • @primallove
    @primallove Před rokem +12

    _"You could not control yourself."_ He could; it takes conscious choice to be a womanizer. He _does not restrain_ himself. There's a difference. Self-restraint involves self-control, but not always the other way around.

    • @Tribozom
      @Tribozom Před 3 měsíci

      AH. He's not the innocent, he's the masturbator.

  • @ronanthesuperginger
    @ronanthesuperginger Před rokem +5

    3:15 lex Luthor talking to Alan Harper

  • @MrBrownnn696
    @MrBrownnn696 Před rokem +11

    The guy the plays Alan looks so much like a cousin of mine haha

  • @afonsodeportugal
    @afonsodeportugal Před 8 měsíci

    Herb was lying here!

  • @Toshaboy1987
    @Toshaboy1987 Před rokem +2

    Lol Charlie with mustqche

  • @ahuralinna6184
    @ahuralinna6184 Před 5 měsíci

    3:45 😭😭😭😂😂😂😂😂

  • @antonkomarov9025
    @antonkomarov9025 Před rokem +2

    Alan Harper, lol

  • @summertime6785
    @summertime6785 Před 20 dny +1

    3:49-4:07 *Skunk, Dog Crap, and Ketchup*

  • @ajarnett5814
    @ajarnett5814 Před rokem +9

    How come Alan is always flogging the dolphin?

  • @boogitybear2283
    @boogitybear2283 Před 9 měsíci +2

    I always said that Chelsea was a better fit for Alan than Charlie.

    • @georgebrice8329
      @georgebrice8329 Před 3 měsíci +1

      In some ways I agree she was too good for Charlie

  • @ketgremlin8776
    @ketgremlin8776 Před 5 měsíci +3

    The show didn’t work when Charlie left because of him and jon together. If Jon left and it was Charlie and Ashton it would be just as bad

  • @jameshaggerty8348
    @jameshaggerty8348 Před 7 měsíci

    Alan Harper makes George Constanza look like a likable guy.

    • @georgebrice8329
      @georgebrice8329 Před 3 měsíci +1

      I don't think anybody could make George Constanza likable

  • @kennybegeske8824
    @kennybegeske8824 Před rokem +7

    Jon Cryer

  • @MatthewG1247
    @MatthewG1247 Před 7 měsíci

    3:45

  • @otaviofernandes42
    @otaviofernandes42 Před rokem +3

    esse show era tão bom, pena que o ego do charlie estragou tudo

  • @hugobastos3891
    @hugobastos3891 Před 10 měsíci +2

    Normally Alan's funniest moments are also Charlie funniest ones , that ones never happened without Charlie .

  • @IronMan-tk8uc
    @IronMan-tk8uc Před 6 měsíci +3

    On the first seasons, Alan was a very sympathetic character but when the show entered on its second half, my God, they really turned the guy into the very definition of a disgusting parasitic leech!

    • @Tribozom
      @Tribozom Před 3 měsíci

      AH. He's not the innocent, he's the masturbator.

  • @sousukeshigure7154
    @sousukeshigure7154 Před rokem +12

    After a year I'll get rid of Alan out of my beach house I helped u and now ur are ur own and don't bother coming back because I changed the locks and that includes the garage door good looking in my house freeloader

    • @Conneck_Mhike
      @Conneck_Mhike Před rokem +1

      He's your brother bra

    • @10ones
      @10ones Před 9 měsíci +2

      Free loader? Dude can’t even afford to put 5 dollars for gas

    • @sousukeshigure7154
      @sousukeshigure7154 Před 9 měsíci +1

      @@10ones That's his problem not mine I let him and his kid stay here if he wants to continue to stay in my house he has to pay rent $2,500 if he can't pay I throw his stuff or sale it online

    • @sousukeshigure7154
      @sousukeshigure7154 Před 9 měsíci +1

      @@Conneck_Mhike Doesn't matter I don't want my brother living with me for free his paying rent $2,000 and $500 for his kid

    • @10ones
      @10ones Před 9 měsíci

      @@sousukeshigure7154 it kind of is since Charlie made the divorce worse with the lawyer

  • @SWyrick366
    @SWyrick366 Před rokem

    "Had an interesting chat with your ex-wife today."
    "Oh, can't we just have a nice dinner?"

  • @cyberdog4453
    @cyberdog4453 Před rokem +2

    How was the video more than 10 secs long?

  • @stevenstair1068
    @stevenstair1068 Před rokem +12

    What a leach he was!!!

  • @Dennnis10B
    @Dennnis10B Před 4 měsíci +1

    I'm at 60 years old and never had children. Doctors bless me, but the nurses at trios hate me. I receive much hate from all women.😅

  • @00Tenrai00
    @00Tenrai00 Před 11 měsíci +4

    Don’t chiropractors make money?

    • @10ones
      @10ones Před 9 měsíci +4

      Well it depends. Chiropractor wasn’t as huge as it is today. And more than 50% of his income goes to his ex-wife and still has to pay to mortgage of his house, his own groceries his assistant his office. He doesn’t have much left over

    • @ryanclark7962
      @ryanclark7962 Před 9 měsíci +3

      Even if they did he had to pay a shit ton of alimony to Judith and not to mention paying for some stuff for Jake. He was essentially broke because of Judith.

  • @JamesSmith-ui2hv
    @JamesSmith-ui2hv Před měsícem +1

    Can't stand Allan , he is the epitome of the woke

    • @georgebrice8329
      @georgebrice8329 Před měsícem +1

      I don't know about that they are way worse than Allan ever check out the arrowverse

  • @topherdaniel
    @topherdaniel Před 7 měsíci +1

    Alan has never been funny in this show

    • @Dannychill
      @Dannychill Před 3 měsíci +5

      You wouldn’t know comedy if it’s spit in your face