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  • čas přidán 1. 05. 2024
  • Brutally Honest Therapist Dr. Victor Blane
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Komentáře • 157

  • @dronix6624
    @dronix6624 Před 17 dny +1432

    "one with eyes" is crazy lmao 🤣

    • @bridgetbinion8494
      @bridgetbinion8494 Před 16 dny +2

      I screamed when I heard that.

    • @Opmehh124
      @Opmehh124 Před 16 dny

      😂 bro

    • @Opmehh124
      @Opmehh124 Před 16 dny

      @@bridgetbinion8494 you must live alome

    • @SnakePiy788
      @SnakePiy788 Před 11 dny

      Bro I never really laugh but this was pretty funny, even though I only really giggled :)

  • @SethMccraney
    @SethMccraney Před 17 dny +911

    “Its givvingg me a fu**ing headache “ 😂😂😂😂

  • @airhead5068
    @airhead5068 Před 17 dny +1140

    That sugarcoat comment was wild 😂

    • @dragonreborn56789
      @dragonreborn56789 Před 16 dny +5

      It's actually pretty dumb. You sugar coat things so they're easier to swallow. That's literally what the phrase means.

    • @ayanokojikiyotaka5750
      @ayanokojikiyotaka5750 Před 16 dny +26

      @@dragonreborn56789 "sugar" coat, the joke flew over blud's head

    • @FastFierce
      @FastFierce Před 16 dny

      ​@@dragonreborn56789u dummy, sugarcoat has the word sugar in it.

    • @adamp4987
      @adamp4987 Před 16 dny

      @@dragonreborn56789Ya that can still mean to eat if u swallow something u can still say to eat it

    • @dragonreborn56789
      @dragonreborn56789 Před 16 dny

      ​@@ayanokojikiyotaka5750 No, I understand, you didn't need to emphasize sugar with the quotation marks. I get it, fat people like sugar. Haha. Great joke. Except the ENTIRE POINT of sugarcoating things is SO THAT PEOPLE WILL EAT IT. Sugarcoating used to be a practice people did with bitter medicine. Children WOULDN'T swallow bitter pills, so you would coat them in sugar to get the kids to swallow it. Literally the meaning of the phrase is, "if you make something sweet, people will take it better", but with the context of eating it. This dumbass makes a joke about "Oh, if I sugarcoated it, you'd eat it". YES. THAT'S THE POINT. THAT'S PRECISELY WHY YOU WOULD SUGAR COAT IT. Saying you shouldn't sugarcoat something to prevent someone from eating it makes no sense. The joke makes more sense if he had said literally the opposite. "Of course you want me to sugarcoat everything, you're fat". Still a juvenile joke, but it reads way cleaner, in context.
      The joke isn't deep enough to "fly over" anyone's head. You just didn't understand what I said.

  • @budew2.036
    @budew2.036 Před 17 dny +685

    victor blane did NOT have to do the last guy that dirty

  • @mickbro_12
    @mickbro_12 Před 17 dny +386

    bro there is so many videos coming out today

  • @MatthewTheWanderer
    @MatthewTheWanderer Před 16 dny +222

    I wish I had the guts to talk to people like this in real life.

    • @bridgetbinion8494
      @bridgetbinion8494 Před 16 dny +3

      Dr Victor Blane also isn't getting punched for his honesty.

    • @elgwninja
      @elgwninja Před 16 dny

      @@bridgetbinion8494he did in one episode

    • @MatthewTheWanderer
      @MatthewTheWanderer Před 16 dny +3

      @@bridgetbinion8494 So, you're saying I should be more like Dr Blane?

    • @bridgetbinion8494
      @bridgetbinion8494 Před 16 dny +3

      @@MatthewTheWanderer nah. In real life, Dr Victor Blane would be getting slapped for his brutal honesty. Not me though. I am quite fond of Dr Victor Blane.

    • @rarescevei8268
      @rarescevei8268 Před 13 dny +2

      ​@@bridgetbinion8494Ah yes. Assault.

  • @quickfootls498
    @quickfootls498 Před 16 dny +128

    Dr Blane went from satire to the protagonist in just a few months. I love watching Dr Blane!

  • @awwwman348
    @awwwman348 Před 16 dny +53

    "I'm not gonna sugarcoat it" Tekken 8 therapist💀💀💀

  • @n0tzuck
    @n0tzuck Před 17 dny +85

    victor blane is wild 💀💀

  • @Mityamba-jc5xe
    @Mityamba-jc5xe Před 16 dny +34

    The sugarcoat line is crazy 💀🗣🗣

  • @simplybetter1118
    @simplybetter1118 Před 17 dny +61

    Not you talking like a 12 year old got me

  • @nobody94828
    @nobody94828 Před 16 dny +28

    "One with eyes" bro I'm rolling on the floor 🤣🤣🤣🤣😭😭😭😭😭

  • @F_-fp9tq
    @F_-fp9tq Před 17 dny +21

    I want this guy for a therapist

  • @pocketinfinity6733
    @pocketinfinity6733 Před 16 dny +20

    We need more Victor Blane!

  • @ariari1209
    @ariari1209 Před 12 dny +9

    "its giving... me a fucking headache"
    💀💀💀💀

  • @netinho007.
    @netinho007. Před 6 dny +1

    hes not rude, he just has the balls to say what everyone is thinking

  • @apoek.lizt.blitzas4497
    @apoek.lizt.blitzas4497 Před 6 dny +1

    We need more of this kind therapist in real life

  • @bridgetbinion8494
    @bridgetbinion8494 Před 16 dny +64

    We're getting spoiled today. I love it. I love Dr Victor Blane, who has a zero star rating on Yelp.

    • @joimumu
      @joimumu Před 3 dny +1

      Agree if I were to go to therapy it would be with a therapist like him
      It is like a saying friend would tell you what you like to hear but best friend would tell you the truth

    • @bridgetbinion8494
      @bridgetbinion8494 Před 3 dny

      @@joimumu he reminds me of my mother. I miss her.

  • @user-gz2uf7tk7e
    @user-gz2uf7tk7e Před 16 dny +11

    My friends sugar coat everything, so i would love to see doctor victor blane

  • @thatonefrog3198
    @thatonefrog3198 Před 17 dny +16

    Bro found his way with the algorithm💀

  • @Infinite_cLIPSforeal
    @Infinite_cLIPSforeal Před 12 dny +3

    Dr. Blane put that girl in her “silenced era”💀

  • @Basicallybaltic
    @Basicallybaltic Před 4 dny +2

    Bro Victor Blane could use a famous quote from Immanuel Kant, “If they truth shal kill them, let them die”

  • @Irlndd09
    @Irlndd09 Před 17 dny +9

    Love your vids!!!

  • @xgshwiainr
    @xgshwiainr Před 13 dny

    Why does this not have a playlist, I can't binge it 😭😭

  • @mr.hauptmann4615
    @mr.hauptmann4615 Před 11 dny

    God bless you Dr.Blane

  • @DarioKalen_Kagenui
    @DarioKalen_Kagenui Před 16 dny +3

    The sugarcoat one was hilarious. 😂😂

  • @therealcriky
    @therealcriky Před 11 dny +1

    “I’m not gonna sugarcoat it, because you’d try to eat it” is WILD 💀💀

  • @thiswizardgaming4389
    @thiswizardgaming4389 Před 4 dny +1

    You being in Raleigh tho is so real lmao

  • @berserker1340
    @berserker1340 Před 16 dny

    This should be a full series on metflix

  • @Guy_Cool_
    @Guy_Cool_ Před 17 dny

    we need more

  • @dareonreal2682
    @dareonreal2682 Před 16 dny +2

    ILL show u a UNICORN line was crazyyy af

  • @Ray-Ality
    @Ray-Ality Před 14 dny

    I desire to have Dr. Blane's Honesty

  • @NickMaovich
    @NickMaovich Před 15 dny

    sugarcoat plot is the best comedy writing lmao

  • @VertigoXD
    @VertigoXD Před dnem +1

    Your stuff is amazing. Do you have a Patreon or anything?

  • @sarahossain1502
    @sarahossain1502 Před 16 dny +1

    SEVEN videos in one day? AGC Andy is outdoing himself 😭

  • @Ferrari-f40
    @Ferrari-f40 Před 16 dny +1

    Bro's clearing out his storage today

  • @user-wd4oo6wm5t
    @user-wd4oo6wm5t Před 16 dny +4

    He just started spamming stuff

  • @Nimbus-fo7fv
    @Nimbus-fo7fv Před 17 dny +12

    How many videos Is bro, uploading in five minutes

  • @itsrammohan
    @itsrammohan Před 9 dny

    I would love him as a therapist😂

  • @Yaboiseehow
    @Yaboiseehow Před 13 dny +1

    I'd give him a 5 stars

  • @yusufahmed2233
    @yusufahmed2233 Před 8 dny +1

    1:05
    "Parents found out you are gae"
    "NO!"
    "Oh so they haven't found out yet?" 💀💀
    "What! No..."
    "Make up your fckn mind!"

  • @The_Random.guyy0
    @The_Random.guyy0 Před 17 dny +6

    bro this is the third vid in the last 2 minutes

  • @deathbow555
    @deathbow555 Před 14 dny

    10/10 therapist

  • @narayananparker2905
    @narayananparker2905 Před 13 dny +1

    If your card declines at Blaine’s office he should just start saying backhanded comments that make you overthink and feel worse

  • @sanderelst1351
    @sanderelst1351 Před 16 dny

    0:50 that is crazyy😂

  • @Mychael..
    @Mychael.. Před 16 dny +1

    HOW MANY VIDEOS WE GETTING TODAY

  • @The_Dripstale
    @The_Dripstale Před 15 dny

    Victor blane is not rude. He's objective

  • @MillenniumEye373
    @MillenniumEye373 Před 16 dny +5

    This is peak comedy

  • @firekingh9
    @firekingh9 Před 16 dny

    bro matpat should check this there's lore only he can uncover on this

  • @zixuangao1647
    @zixuangao1647 Před 14 dny

    这才是真正的幽默

  • @SomeCanine
    @SomeCanine Před 16 dny

    He doesn't have PhD after his name. He has DGAF.

  • @DemonicEmperor2023
    @DemonicEmperor2023 Před 16 dny +1

    Last guy
    Must really want to commit seppoku

  • @vaishnavchaturvedi695
    @vaishnavchaturvedi695 Před 15 dny

    That rate went from 1 to half to zero 😂😂😂

  • @kayvi9181
    @kayvi9181 Před 11 dny

    Dr blane should do a collab with dr shaboinky

  • @user-xu7gg4sr6l
    @user-xu7gg4sr6l Před 15 dny

    😂 i dont wana spit on it

  • @beboysub
    @beboysub Před 15 dny +2

    Nah I'd Lie

  • @WaltuhPassTheSaltuh
    @WaltuhPassTheSaltuh Před 15 dny

    So many vids today (i mean i ain't complaining)

  • @user-ll2el3ve3g
    @user-ll2el3ve3g Před 16 dny

    yes

  • @AlphaMale-rl2on
    @AlphaMale-rl2on Před 16 dny

    The pickme girl interraction was sigma of dr victor blane

  • @williampowell3378
    @williampowell3378 Před 10 dny +1

    Hilarious ❤

  • @skyhigh9474
    @skyhigh9474 Před 12 dny

    Cassidy is beautiful the more you look at her. Wouldn't mind listening to her yapping.

  • @epicnoob5674
    @epicnoob5674 Před 16 dny

    It isn’t an insult if it’s true

  • @adamp4987
    @adamp4987 Před 16 dny +3

    The I’ll show u a unicorn😂 my god the poor guy

  • @MarioPlush100ben_and_patrick

    Naw more like POV hells therapist 💀

  • @narmerdjr
    @narmerdjr Před 16 dny

    Glorious! hahahahahah

  • @Caleb1622
    @Caleb1622 Před 14 dny

    Dr. Victor Blaine:
    Womp Womp

  • @heliosactual566
    @heliosactual566 Před 14 dny

    I’m literally Victor Blane

  • @razakhan23465
    @razakhan23465 Před 13 dny +1

    This Dr. Blane video was the funniest one!

  • @scottscouter1065
    @scottscouter1065 Před 14 dny

    I wish AGC ANDY would name and credit those women in his skits...the skinny one is pretty cute.

  • @STIKK12
    @STIKK12 Před 16 dny

    itss givinggggg , ME A FING HEADACHE ( lol )

  • @thessaborromeo2391
    @thessaborromeo2391 Před 16 dny

    theres a company called overdrive defense using your videos, just so you know

  • @crellercorps
    @crellercorps Před 16 dny

    Dude the jokes are way too thick and fast, I exploded before the edging could even begin. Top tier content 👌

  • @jonatan4321
    @jonatan4321 Před 17 dny

    Dr.blane needs to change his profession because he is cooking

  • @vibinmikegothyped3270
    @vibinmikegothyped3270 Před 16 dny

    Last guy hasn't done anything wrong ✋😭

  • @ChickenNugget-mc1dn
    @ChickenNugget-mc1dn Před 16 dny

    THE SUGARCOAT COMMENT IS CRAZY💀💀💀💀💀💀😎😎😎😎

  • @ArunKumar-xd3tl
    @ArunKumar-xd3tl Před 16 dny

    My boy Victor Blane still didn't get 5 stars 😭

  • @chewbaccagaming7637
    @chewbaccagaming7637 Před 17 dny

    ncie

  • @TheNotSoGoodKorok
    @TheNotSoGoodKorok Před 16 dny

    i saw a comment that was the title

  • @Opmehh124
    @Opmehh124 Před 16 dny

    Hmmm

  • @ItsJayYork
    @ItsJayYork Před 16 dny

    lmaoooo

  • @fionathebulldog
    @fionathebulldog Před 16 dny

    LMAO

  • @somedorkydude6483
    @somedorkydude6483 Před 17 dny

    Andy is being funded by victor blane isnt he

  • @ant_give1238
    @ant_give1238 Před 17 dny

    W

  • @monicalol-do5dg
    @monicalol-do5dg Před 17 dny +1

    28 seconds ago!!

  • @DylanDkoh
    @DylanDkoh Před 15 dny

    Therapist on 0 dollars budget

  • @rudranshgupta9314
    @rudranshgupta9314 Před 17 dny +2

    4 comments in zero seconds damm you really fell off

  • @monicalol-do5dg
    @monicalol-do5dg Před 17 dny

    First

  • @monicalol-do5dg
    @monicalol-do5dg Před 17 dny +1

    Not me being the first comment…🙊🙊

  • @rodyvanhulst
    @rodyvanhulst Před 17 dny

    More like Docter Based 😁

  • @CaseyDunnett
    @CaseyDunnett Před 17 dny

    first

  • @JoshuasMystery1
    @JoshuasMystery1 Před 14 dny

    Jeffrey D@hmer if he was a therapist

  • @jujifarts
    @jujifarts Před 17 dny

    0 views 36 seconds bro fell off

  • @GhostWrapper
    @GhostWrapper Před 14 dny +1

    🤣🤣🤣🤣