Elesh Norn, Mother Of Machines | Magic: The Gathering Office Hours | Phyrexia All Will Be One
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I wasn't sure if she was evil until she said "We're more like a family!" then it was obvious
"At New Phyrexia we're more like a family than a workplace" lmao
That's what they told Tamiyo.
@@CalebDenn
Tamiyo in the distance:IM STILL MAD I GOT COMPLEAT BY THE WAY,AJANI AND THE OTHERS CAN SAY THAT MUCH
Ajani:preach my friend!
Jace:...so does anyone know if we can be cured?
Nissa:i sure as hell hope so,i mean come on im bald for fucks sake!
Vraska:i mean...to be fair you do look badass.
Nissa:oh uh...thanks?
Nahiri:...if im gonna be honest. I deserve this.
"A machine without an owner can conquer a hell of a lot more, than an owner without a machine."
I love this quote.
My job never runs smoother than when management is out.
@@vidclicker agreed 💯
It's actually true for real life. All of us struggling people forget that all those big names and hotshots don't exist without us. But nothing really changes for us if they don't exist.
@@user-bm9tj2nl5z sounds like we need to eat the rich and feed the poor!
@@lousarsol9005 well, that's a very stretched conclusion to get from my comment, which was definetely not my point. If that's what you took away from it, good for you. Not my intention, though.
Elesh Norn as a billionaire dictator is pretty accurate to how I imagine she would behave. The sass and attitude truly compleates her cartoon-villain profile.
@Lind Morn them and Hasbro's as well. It's the entire Praetors!!! 😭😂
@@MerlinTheCommenter idea
Jace:...i am so unbelievably mad right now.
Ajani:PREACH MY MAN PREACH!
Nissa:all things said,we could have it worse, could be eldrazi meat right now
Tamiyo:im still pissed we all got compleated,i thought we were immune
Urabrask:oh yall were but norn being well,norn,gin being a big brain that ended quick.
Misha:urabrask? What are you doing here?
Urabrask:i hate norn and im the praetor who promotes chaos and such sooooo
Mishra:ah yeah good point. ...well at least the next 2 blocks might finaly let us win
Ajani:hope so,me,the emporor and kaito started a betting pool,20 bucks and counting says phyrexia wins
Jace:well im betting aganst it.
Vraska:wait why?
Jace:uh hello? Mind blank?
Ajani:...shit thats a fair point.
The sudden Spice voice killed me.
Also, Super hard channeling of the CEO from the IT crowd.
Definitly sounded like spice was doing a Douglas Reynholm/Matt Berry impersonation through a lot of this.
i immediately recognized the Matt Berry inflections as soon as he started talking. One of the funniest Office Hours
Love this lol
No, no, that is the voice of the BUTTWITCH
@@joystickgenie Spice even says it right at the end, it was fantastic.
Hearing the Professor say "Sorry, mommy of machines" to Norn's face is something I didn't know I needed.
Spice’s Matt Berry impression is on point!
Agree, it's almost like they grew up on the same neighborhood of New Yohk Citeh
BAT!
I was anticipating the Professor to say, "Sorry, I have my translator set to Matt Berry" 😂
Proof that the mannerisms are more important than getting an exact match on pitch/timbre, he has Matt Berry's speech pattern down perfectly!
El brillianté😊
"Nobody wants a jetski"
Now announcing Secret Lair Jetskis of New Phyrexia!
Wasn't expecting a metal horror that travels planes in wake to bring all living things under its control to be defeated by a worker union cause it doesn't wanna take a bus
Just another reason to join and support your local union! If they can get you better working conditions and stop a phyrexian invasion there’s nothing they can’t do!
As the phyrexian surveyor of worker safety at the dross pits, I absolutely demand the implementation of handrails!
If there were handrails, than individuals would lean on them
@@crovax1375 Knowing Phyrexia, they'd fuse with them
Oh good, there's going to be railing kills!
Made out of hands.
Mason the auditor would agree😂
Now I want a
Secret Lair: Phyrexian Jet Ski
You know this is coming in the next Un-set
Weatherlight. That’s the Weatherlight.
just wait a month or so...
Vorinclex on a jet ski was not something I thought I would imagine today but here we are.
NEW SECRET LAIR ALERT
Sorry! I just can’t- Norn’s voice is just so hillarious, I just cannot stop laughing. Brilliant skit, just bloody brilliant! 😂
You should watch ‘Toast of London’ lol
I know that's Spice, but his Matt Berry impersonation is just so damn good
We need him to star in What We Do In Phyrexia
"I was ravenous. They called me Vorinclex the Ravenous. People would say to me "Please I don't want to be compleated" and I would say "NO, you are getting compleated just like everyone else."
@@HaakonX "I became compleated to suck oil and fuck forever."
Now im imagining the armies of New Phyrexia invading the Multiverse on jet skis. Thanks for that.
Great, now Elesh Norn will forever have this accent in my head. The Phyrexian Invasion would have never gotten this far with this Norn. 🤣
It's canon now
Is funny but I just hate the voice. Elesh Norn was one of my favorite girls.
Welsh norn… YES
You and Spice8Rack just got yourselves a new Patreon member. Unionize!
cheers!
As someone involved in the labor movement and the MtG community I absolutely loved this video!
Same here!
Spice goes stumping for union rights. I love it! It almost makes up for him not getting the Daddy Yawgmoth cosplay out of mothballs to talk crap about the whippersnappers of New Phyrexia.
BANGER
Blasphemy!
Hilarious. Prof does a better job at stopping Norn than the Planeswalkers do.
but we don't want to stop the Queen 👑
I have done a better job than the planeswalkers by staying depress in my bed.
@@xChikyx I DO. SHE MUST SUFFER AND WATCH HER "EMPIRE" FALL TO ITS KNEES WHILE SHE LEARNS WHAT A PATHETIC AFTERTHOUGHT SHE IS. MAY HELLISH CORN AND HER PEOPLE BURRRRRN!!!
If I had a nickel every time Spice voiced a Parental Figure of Machienes, I'd have 2 nickels. Which isn't a lot, but it's weird it happened twice
Yawgmoth, Father of Machines
Elesh Norn, Mother of Machines
Spice8Rack, Jetski Advocate of Machines.
Huh, an office hours where the professor doesn't die. That's new.
Perfection. The overall message of unionization, the script, the actionable links in the description, the superb acting and incredible cosplay outfit, the humor, the voiceover and dub quality ... Just, wow.
the war with phyrexia ended not with a bang but with collective bargaining
I am so HYPE for phyrexia! I love the Elesh cosplay. Damn that’s some talent. Also spice as Norn’s voice is everything! 🤣
Oh boy it is. 😂
@TolarianCommunity_College Ok. 🤣 🙄 🤣 Spam account say what?
the fact spice is voicing elish norn for some reason is perfection not even compleation can attain
Welesh Norn
@@0th_LawI know you made this comment six months ago but please let me inform you that it is criminally underrated.
I don't care what WotC says. This voice is now canon to me
Well, I just wonder if actually Norn would know common language because it is likely she would know only Phyrexian :/
I can't stand such wholesomeness. Elesh Norn loves us all and wants us all To be together.
All will be one.
Spicey as the translator voice had me laughing. Excellent Elesh Norn Cosplay too! Everybody did amazing work on this video!
So happy for the return of office hours
you had me at "toxic pool of screaming goo"
Phyrexian jetski is the next vehicle I'm putting in my Mishra deck
Elesh is really giving off WotC exec vibes
Professor, you always manage to surpass your own coolness in one way or another. Congratulations on your content. This is such an important message for all of us and the way you deliver it is beautiful. Thank you.
Spice's strategically incorrect stresses really made the thing.
Now we know why the next set is called March of the Machines.
Strike! Strike! Strike!
I love these videos, always fun to see you interact with hilarious takes on mtg characters. “Your flesh is pink, like your politics!” Holy heck, that’s funny.
“I cannot stress enough you are the only one bringing up jet skis.”
God I love this series.
I'm so happy these are back it's what got me into your channel thank u so much
Matt Berry is on point. This is exactly what I thought she'd sound like.
Triumphant return of Spice in the BEST way. This fucking RULES.
MTG-playing union Shop Steward here, feeling seen and appreciated! Thank you Prof and Spice, in solidarity
We are with you!
Oh nice more Office Hours, love this series and poking fun at some of the less interesting Planes walkers. Introduced me to the work of Tappy Toe Claws too!
Power to the workers! No one should have to suffer such filthy and unsafe conditions! All will be one, and an injury to one is an injury to all!
These "Professor talks to ______ character" vids are so good, they've always been so funny. lol
Its absolutely insane how the Proff is promoting Unions while being in the USA. HUGE RESPECT FOR YOU!
Greetings from Europe and I hope you all will get a Union! 💕
Right on!
Elesh Norn will forever be voiced by Spice in my head... I have truly been blessed with compleation
Do more of this! I love that you are taking responsibility as a popular content creator to spread an extremely valuable and disruptive message.
Spice doing a voiceover pretending to be an evil anti-union Elesh Norn is not something I had asked for, but never knew I needed
I loved this sketch. I want more like this.
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@@TolarianCommunityCollege I saw the Liliana one. She was hot af. I would die and come back to serve her. Gave me a zomboner if you will.
This is wonderful! Dear professor, I can't thank you enough for your very outspoken support of workers rights! Excellent video!
HELL YEAH NEW OFFICE HOURS
This one was just absolutely brilliant! I'd rate it up there with Teferi's episode.
Was almost wondering through the vid if Spice was himself cosplaying Mommy.
4:27 Also, it’s a 1st time for me to see the foam-covered ceiling of the studio office.
Liked & shared!
This is the best video ever released on TCC. Love your support for unions ❤️
"OK fine, the hordes of unliving machine-flesh can have a pizza party once a month if they meet their flaying targets."
FINALLY, we're getting more of these types of videos. I know you work hard on all the reviews and I appreciate that, but THIS is the kind of thing I really subbed for. And we haven't been getting much of it compared to a few years ago. So its awesome to see more of this (hopefully) making a comeback! :P I hope we get a Sorin sequel in this series sometime (that one was hilarious). :P
I really liked the Teferi episode, although it might have been too depressing for the Professor.
Omg i missed this series! Spice’s voice acting was hilarious. It really sold the part! Not to mention the cosplay was glorious! I hope we can see more of this content again!
I didnt realize elesh norn was spice until the credits. Incredible preformence for the both of you!
Thank you for doing this, professor.
My university is about to go on strike, and I for one laughed so much at this. I stand with the praetors here.
How many jet skis are they asking for?
Man I love that dig at the straw man some people come up with
The best office hours yet! Also, as a member of an ironworker union I greatly appreciate the after-skit message!
Spice 8 Rack channeling Matt Berry FANTASTICALLY AND ITS A PRO UNION VIDEO?!?! PROF NEVER MISSES
I'm on our union negotiating team and we just started negotiations on Tuesday so this is especially funny to me 😆
okay so I'm pretty sure gremlin in this context is meant as slang for goblin (and a gremlin ration is either an amount of food so small it's only fit for goblins or it's food made from ground up goblins) but the implication that phyrexians have interacted with the artifact-munching gremlins from kaladesh is hilarious. I'm headcannoning that phyrexia invades kaladesh only to be decimated by hungry gremlins, they try compleating the beasts but compleated gremlins still happily eat phyrexians.
edit: I have been informed that gremlins have been part of phyrexia since Yawgmoth's reign, completely destroying my headcannon, but I'm gonna leave my original comment up cuz maybe kaladesh gremlins are different from these other gremlins.
Phyrexian Gremlins was a creature in Antiquities. They tapped to tap down an artifact.
Really? And I'd just assumed they were introduced in kaladesh. Phyrexian gremlins are already a part of magic's canon, wild!
A good message delivered hilariously. Excellent work!
Spice8Rack as the voice did took me by surprise in the best of ways ! Great episode !!!
the Professor is now a working class hero, this is as based as it gets
I'll take it.
This is amazing! I laughed so much and I appreciate the message!
I gotta find that Welsh poet setting on my translator app! Great video!
I loved this. I want a shirt that saids "Dignity?! First food and sleep, then jetskis! And now dignity!?"
This is very funny! I like the way you interpret the story through your gimmick. Nice to finally see Elesh Norn and phyrexians in one of these before the new magic the gathering set releases. These videos make me more interested in New Phyrexia and they are also always very informative!
I love this video and I love what unions have done for my family’s well being over the years.
SAME HERE!
This is hella based, I love it. 😋❤️ Thanks for spreading the word about unionizing, Prof and the gang! Solidarity forever!
The prof is compleately….awesome!
I love these videos so much!!! Thank you for bringing us more!!
Fun labor fact: In many American teachers' and nurse's unions, contacts are negotiated school-by-school with teachers serving as the negotiators, so Prof doesnt even have to moonlight. If that's your situation, ask your union leaders if they need help with negotiations. A lot of them would probably love to have an extra set of hands. That's how I got involved at my local.
Probably the most important video you have ever made. Thank you for this message. It is essential!
Urabrask as the union bus driver of the lil goblin kids
This was brilliant! Spice is just a treasure of a person, as is the Professor! Bravo to everybody who worked on this! On a side note, it deeply saddens me that some companies do not allow unions - here in Europe this is inconceivable! You have all my support for defending such an important cause
OMG at this was frickin brilliant and hilarious 🤣🤣🤣 every retort of Norn and the whole premise had me 😂😂
This is hysterical & AMAZING! You all rock for putting this together 💚💚💚
Didn't expect that ending. No matter you're worried about the algorithm. Thank you for spreading the message, Prof!
Props to PeachyPop for acting to that dialogue!
Good to see Office Hours back again!
OMG, having Spice do that voice was hilarious. Costume was also awesome.
The return of Office Hours! LETS GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
love the high production value as always
Love it! ❤️ Keep doing what you're doing. Every bit helps.
That costume was legit 👌🏽
thanks professor for talking about such a important theme as workship relations.
Thanks for consistently advocating for worker power.
I'll second that!
Spice what a wonderful Matt Berry voice. I am disappointed there was no "YES" though. Perhaps next time we we finally overthrow our Phyrexian overlords.
Ixhel's story makes this seem actually plausible.
She would start a union!
But she would probably just be demanding hugs and motherly affection as payment.
The voice was just perfect.
Great video, prof! The Spice8Rack voiceover was A+
This is the content I’m on CZcams for. 👏 👏 👏
GREAT work.
Spice is a gift to this community. Thanks Prof. For this perfect skit!
It makes me so ridiculously happy that the most popular Magic CZcams channel makes videos like this.