You Will Immediately Regret Your Neck Tattoo. Shayne Smith
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- čas přidán 4. 06. 2024
- If you ever choose to get a tattoo on your neck, you will immediately regret your neck tattoo. Watch Shayne Smiths Full Comedy Special Prison For Wizards, right here, right now on Dry Bar Comedy's CZcams Channel. Then Check out other Comedy specials on the Dry Bar Comedy App, available on all iOS and Android devices.
- Komedie
good to see my gta character doing well
That was funnier the whole 38 mins
😂
Bahaha
haha ded
Same
He's the least threatening face tattoo guy I've ever seen
It's almost like you cant tell the character of a person by the mentally flawed perspective that you made up based on what the tv suggested to you. What's up with that!
@@monstar7566 😬
Travis Barker??
When I first saw him: Goodness that is a beautiful man.
Husband: Wow that’s a lot of tattoos
Me: HE HAS TATTOS?!? Omg he does. Sorry I didn’t notice. 😅
Husband: 😂
Well meet him when he has different expressions or when is drunk af...
"I don't read your letters Gertrude, I'm not your sweetheart from World War II" - that was awesome.
No
Nobody feel sorry for Gertrude 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
He feels like someone you would run into working at Best Buy’s Geek Squad.
No glasses: Jeez that guy looks scary, like preppy murderer scary.
Puts on glasses: Oh, him? Nah... he works at the library.
And calls himself Bruce Wayne
*Local coffee shop
Uh... The male equivalent of the "Sexy Librarian"?
Take out nose ring. Laser removal for face tats. Move to Canada and wear turtle necks.
Experiment with haircuts and glasses until you find one that works to jot scare people. Maybe grow long hair and use the hair to block something. Wear light, subtle makeup sometimes maybe.
Just throwing out ideas here.
The odds of seeing someone like that working at the library is almost zero, unless the local municipality wants to cut costs by reducing the amount of people that frequent said library significantly. You woildnt see them even to do community service or something.
Maybe as part of an early release program or trustee program at a prison... But a legit employee hired like a typical employee? No way.
Oh, you disagree? Next time you see an employee at a library with sleeves, neck and face tattoos take a video then send it to me as a DM. I'll give you $5 paypal.
Who is scared of getting robbed by this guy. He looks like he wants to cut my hair
if he was a boomer you should be scared. a gen z your probably right - hair or coffee
@@joearnold3594 i'd be more worried about him trying to blow me
@@hostagecs I'd welcome it.
@@joearnold3594 gen z are getting fewer tattoos and piercings than millennials at the same age.
I was thinking he gave me this tat on my forearm back in 2012 😩😝
I miss the good old days when you could sneeze in a baby's face in peace
This guy is so hilarious, this is definitely what he should be doing. Awesome dialog, pitch, and delivery.
He sucks
When a guy in full tattoos is totally a Hufflepuff
Hufflepuffs are particularly good finders!
I love this comment so hard 😆
Best comment ^^^
I fucken love this ❤️😂
Fucken slitheryns
There's one gentleman in the audience, that's literally dying from lack of oxygen.
He got every joke.
I bet the guy is a shill.
Probably Anton
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lmao! i heard that guy too!!!! hahahah
Tattoos are just nasty . I see beautiful women that ruined their looks with giant nasty tattoos .
I don't get it . The more you get,.the worse you look.
I would hire him, I don't discriminate against people with tattoos as long as they're a hard worker and follows instructions and rules, that's all that matters to me.
Aww that’s nice
Are you hiring? Lol
@@woodaiiiiiiii Everyone is hiring in the USA.
@@shawnryan2197 nah there is covid.
@@DEATH14269 excuse me?
As someone who worked at 7-Eleven a long time, I can confirm that regulars will be remembered by the things they buy and later on, by their names as we learn them. 😹
Magnum ribbed for her pleasure guy.
Interesting fact: Skinny jeans cancel out neck and face tattoo threat level.
And the glasses
phobos2k2 ok boomer
Tyler تحطيم you must be from Wyoming lol
Vinny FatStacks to be fair, how many Middle Eastern people do you know named Tyler? lol.
And haircut ofc
Is nobody else upset that they don't call him
' Mountain Dew'd '?
Lauren nice
Now I am.
That's exactly what I'm thinking! That's what I thought he was gonna say! Mountain Dude or Mountain Dew'd ! Mountain Dew Guy just doesn't sound right at all.
You are the future of this country.
I had same thought
There's a message and he delivers it with laughter. I love this guy.
Actually, there are several messages in his routine. The children whom he worked with are really fortunate to know this guy, and it sounds like they've blessed his life too.
for some reason his name never stays in my mind,
thankfully i find this video every time with “mountain dew guy”😂
That's the perfect haircut for face and neck tattoos. It totally softens the look. I think it's a good look.
Yeah most people that got face tats got buzz cuts idk why but it makes them look colder
S A D Z A C SeSH history and Hollywood
I love this guys look. But then my bf has facial tattoos. Hot af.
@@RidgewayInMedia
I totally agree. Anyone know how old he is and if he's single?
@@julybailey4239pretty sure Google will have the answers to ur questions
Guys with neck tattoos used to make me nervous...
Now they make my coffee
AngeloIppis42 Hahahahahahhahahaha!
Sometimes I worry about what's in that coffee...
@@roguej47 tears and broken dreams
or build the city you live in
Yeah, because no one with a neck tattoo makes more than you...
it just me or is manz incredibly handsome? I mean the dry humour is all fun but wow
he's a snack 😍😉 the tattoos didn't take away at all and look good
I'm surprised nobody's talking about his lovely eyes.
I find him very attractive. Funny and cute and awesome personality. His laugh is so adorable.
@@JM-sm8ir he is very handsome too bad he defaced himself.
👏👏👏🔥🔥🔥🔥
I agree!
Can you imagine some of these stories in a Will Farrell, Owen Wilson, or Ben Stiller movie? He could definitely write for comedy movies with the more outrageous comic actors. IF you haven't heard his story about the Wendy's robbery down in Florida, don't stop until you find it. It's one of the funniest stories I've ever heard.
This went from "he's pretty cute despite his face tattoos," to "this man is absolutely reckless in his finances and personal life" real fast.
Megharoni From “friendzone,” to “marriage material” real quick. Hahah Crippling debt & Face Tattoos? Sign me tf up. 🥰😂
from, keanu Reeves to jake parolta
I'm not seeing what one has to do with the other. Except the tats would have cost a pretty penny.
He is cute and I love tattoo's and mountain dew and Stan up comedy make me smile that it herts my face
@@wolfstarsos7232 🙄
25:54 "I'm having a terrible day, he can totally tell. It's written all over my face. It's the only thing that's not." Underrated punch line 🤣
Except it makes no sense, "it's written all over my face" "It's not written all over my face"
@@quantumleap4023 It makes perfect sense. It's saying metaphorically the terrible day is written on his face, and the second line saying it's the only thing not tattooed on his face. Super clever.
@@skits2848 Ohhh I get it now. That is clever wordplay.
good concept, but i feel like the wording is a bit off. maybe something like ‘just like everything else’ would work better, as the two lines seem to directly contradict each other, with a very fast jump from metaphorical to literal.
Not underrated. Just not well delivered. Decent punchline, but he needs to rework it a bit and work on his timing.
Respect to this guy for 5 years in azkaban
Underrated comment
I laughed at everything this guy said!! And despite his choice of tattoo placement he looks pertty darn good🖤
He kinda looks like a Mormon who's gone rogue
Agree.
You are on point. As a fellow rogue Mormon, with out tatoos, my perspective makes me hear his material a bit differently as a result. Did you notice he never mentioned why HE got the tattoos? He only seeks to appease Mormons, traditionalism, stereotypes, and "normal".
Utah is the only place in the US where you go to buy some coffee and a 300 lb fat lady condemns you saying, "That's not healthy."
Hmm I think you've pretty much nailed it. Mormons go the most rogue, when they snap. Followed by Catholics.
Averyl Fong 😂😂facts
The 4 thousand dislikes are the entire population of Wyoming.
5.1 thousand as of 12/2/2020
Lets start a chain? (i'm abouta get noped)
totally true
Air people who don’t like tattoos
Disliked by people who aren't trash
A side effect of just looking out of fashion ridiculous immediately
This never get old. Easily my favorite set.
OMG THE GUY IN THE AUDIENCE IS ONE OF THE REASONS I KEEP COMING BACK TO THIS SPECIAL, AND SHAYNE IS A COMEDY GEM! LITERALLY LAUGHED THE WHOLE SHOW. ANYONE WHO HAS HAD A TERRIBLE DAY WOULD TOTALLY AGREE THAT THIS IS THE GUY WHO CAN TURN IT AROUND!!!!
Never got a tattoo. I can’t even decide on a permanent home screen pic.
Permanent home screen pic? If they give us an option to change wallpaper, it's not supposed to be permanent, right? :)
Love it, Boomer!
That's you bro. YOU never get one
You’re old why not?
Central Coast Climber that’s what he said?
I love the idea of someone who looks so nerdy being a gangster.
And fine aswell
@Nicolé Fleur he is really cute
I dought he is any bit gangster.
@@h2flow1 gayngster maybe?
h2flow1 one of his skits he admits to not being gangster or hard at all lmao. he’s just a dude w tats 🤷🏻♀️
The personality and the looks couldn't be any opposite of eachother
actually his looks are exactly like his personality. He looks like a die hard southern church boy, good looking, baby face, who just happened to get a ton of tattoos, one major ugly one. His voice, face, and personality seem to fit perfect. And tattoos aren't bad, UGLY ones are bad.
Absolutely awesome. If you haven't seen the alligator at Wendy's bit, it's amazing.
He looks like a nerd who just dropped out of college and decided to have tattoos all over and be a comedian.
With tattoos like that, there goes his "white privilege".
Scorch1028
White privileged is a myth.
@@totallyfrozen I guess "totally frozen" includes your brain
So he looks like himself.
Cuvtixo D BUUURN HAHAHAHAHA
As a convenience store employee, I can fully confirm that we have nicknames for regulars mostly based on what they get every time, definitely not what they look like lmao
That's awesome
I buy so much coffee even the pizza store knows me as coffee guy. You can't even get coffee at a pizza shop like wtf how do they know, y'all on the same discord or slack channel or smth?
....is this...did you think this is news?
We have a guy nicknamed Double cheese and onion guy
@The Man Who Shot Cane Scretaberg no u
This isn't to put anyone else down on the channel but this guy is legitimately MAINSTREAM comedic talent. Like HBO Special, Comedy Central, sitcom and movies level Hollywood talent. He has a voice and vision you don't often come across and you can tell he's dove into this career head first. His act is as polished as anything you'll see on stage in New York and LA.
This guy is so awesome. One of the best standup acts I've ever heard. A lot of them make me smile, or even chuckle, but this guy makes me laugh out loud.
This guy should do some voice acting. He's got a good pitch.
He has the look for it!
@@djjinerson I mean pitch. The comedic timing of his jokes is natural. The tonality of his voice itself is lively enough for a cartoon as well, but that's not what I meant.
Eric Arden sorry I didn’t understand
@@laverdadbuscador yeah, he's good
Pause too much. And keeps repeating " you know "...like 500 times
That kid from Stuart Little has changed a lot !
Dude, this for sure deserves more likes.
Omg so accurate!
.. is he the kid from stuart little?
@@thatchick8796 no, the kid is jonathan lipnicki
😂😂
You'd find jobs here in San Francisco & fit in perfectly. You look like any other hipster that works at the coffee shops as barista, or the people that work at trader joe's Grocery, or some waiters that work at those brunch places, or work at the university/college libraries/cafeterias, or cool barber shops, or literally people that work at the tattoo parlors. :)
What good is a job like that in San Francisco? The only housing you can afford is A VAN DOWN BY THE RIVER ! 😉
@@raydavison4288 Hahha some people that work in medical field can look like that :) Not the doctors but the others like nurses etc . Can be the badass looking nurse . I've seen college professor with tats from her arm down to her legs.
back in 2017 tho?
@@harkmay even before 2017....
Or anywhere in PNW
this is my 5th time I watched this standup and I laught so hard everytime!
These Mormon ministers are getting younger and more hip every year.
Haha alright, this is pretty funny.
Eric Nguyen Lol thx
What's a Mormon Minister?
sonicmotion3 Aka a “bishop”. What’s a bishop? It’s a chess piece :D
Lol ok i see it. Missionary gone wild
He looks like a librarian who is in a pop punk band
Nothing hotter than a pop punk librarian
Savage
Definetly one of the best Dry Bar comedians I've seen here, laughed out loud so hard!!
Seeing people laughing so genuinely at his jokes gives me a lot of confidence that I can be a funny comedian.
The ironic thing is for a guy covered in tattoos, his act is squeaky clean.
He was asked to write clean jokes for this.
yeah or learn what drybar actually means.
Austin: He's a Utah gangster.
Oh I know it was hilarious for being a clean act. Any comedian who can do that is a badass.
@@milascave2 i was gonna say he sounds so...... Utah
There's one guy in the audience that REALLY likes this guy. He's the only one I can focus on. Dude lost it at every joke.
Thank now I can't hear myself think
C Shepard get a friend like him
He's one of those people who has a nice strong laugh and gets paid to laugh at comedy shows
I bet he laughs at everything. I now wonder if thier are comedians who hire people to laugh at thier shows
He's probably on extacy
Shayne: You've got nowhere else to go from there
Anton: Hold my mountain dew
I would marry this guy. Cute and funny with an awesome personality. I could listen to his random stories for hours. 😍
Yeah, but....will you give him a job?!
there was one guy in the audience that REALLY liked his jokes
Yea, that one guy had to really crank out those fake laughs hard, because there was nothing to laugh at. Nothing!
Probably Anton
AAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
@@hailenkrumahgault8672 A lot of what makes his jokes funny is the unspoken portion, Dry comedy is like jazz lol
This act was pretty good. But that guy in the audience reminded me of this time I went to a club where the comedian was so bad I amused myself by laughing at random intervals. Before long I was getting more laughs from the audience than he was.
"And it was like 3pm, I'd just woken up." --- wonder if people missed that.
Way too real
Ik the feeling lol
do you really have an apostrophe in Legends in your youtube name? that’s new
@@deanne127 I have been defeated. That said, I'll think I'll keep it.
@@theemperorstarwarslegends8075 owning it is a total emperor move. looks like someone has completed their training.
"all that time in prison and you didn't read one harry potter book..." 😝😝😝
Love this set. So unusual and hilarious. I've watched it a dozen times. Good work, Shane. TY
The dry humor is strong with this one....Extremely talented comedian.
He sucks lol. Imagine getting tattoos and using that as a crutch for lame jokes.
@@sentientdogma1206 I think the jokes were nice. But comedy is subjective
@@cadenbrown7407 almost like all comedy is subjective
This is not dry humor. There is absolutely nothing dry about his delivery. He gives me daycare worker vibes...lol.
I don't think you know what dry humor is lol. More like elementary humor
Despite the tattoos, hes still kind of giving off a Jehovah's witness vibe
So close. If he is in Utah you are likely experiencing the Mormon glow. It's a real thing.
Kabob Hope very mormon
my gaydar was going off but maybe youre right maybe its just mormon lol
nyk31 y did u have to ruin this video for me & ive just started it 😂
I’m confused, is this suppose to be a joke?
If he adopted a more aggressively hipster fashion sense and talked about coffee a lot people would stop assuming he’s a criminal
You are doing a tremendous service by exposing the negative side of tattoos.
Him: "7 Eleven"
Crowd: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Right 😂😂 I mean this dude was definitely funny but this crowd is suspiciously easy...almost feels like I'm watching a sitcom with a laugh track
@@OsideDubHead dude I had the same feeling!
theyre sober, and cant swear. so they laugh when they can.
They’re told it’s a recorded show
"okay?"
HAHAHAHAHHA
Take a shot every time he says “you know?”
Mazel Tov, you have alcohol induced cirrhosis
And every time he says “okay”.
Alcohol poisoning is no joke....neither is cold taco bell leftovers.
Followed by "it's so bad"
And "you guys". Although, that might lead to death.
Hilarious! Especially the "Scared Straight" church program. 🤣😂
i got a mid roll ad for a tattoo removal service during this LOL
For those who don't know, mazel tov is an expression of good luck or congratulations.
So basically it comes off as
"Congratulations, you have diabetes."
That just made the joke 200% better lmfao
Thanks for the info.
@@Rostra66 well it wouldn't have been much of a joke if mazel tov was just a name
Okay Captain Obvious!
I was wondering what that meant. Makes more sense now. Thanks
I've watched this set a few times and it always cracks me up. Just nails the delivery, for me anyway. The audience are getting a real treat, lol. Money well spent.
Turtlenecks are definitely going to be making a comeback, and possibly ski masks.
What’s funny is he has even more face tattoos now.
Jackie ikr
Really 😬?
@@ah5721 He might as well. Either more tattoos or laser. I know quite a few people with way more face tattoos than he got but they work as tattoo artist.. That is an option.
Amanda H Yeah. He got his forehead done, too.
Hmm maybe his jokes are just jokes and not reflective of his real life
He looks like he fell asleep at a frat house
tears of joy
There are no dicks on his forehead though
Lol
id say he fell asleep in church
😂😂😂
My dad takes his snakes to the park, and he is actually covered in tattooed as well.
Your dad's nasty
This single set I think is his best one and is absolutely hilarious.
Why was this filmed in such a weird aspect ratio?
Colton Blumhagen you are so attractive for noticing that
It wasn't. They republished it like this. They published it before in a widescreen aspect ratio.
No idea why they decided to release it like this thought.
@Ty Thomas Boxing Training makes sense. Thought I'm surprised anybody watches 40 minutes of content without switching to full screen.
For Facebook
formatted for facebook video
*Drinking game:*
Take a shot everytime he says *'Okay'* or *'Alright'* or *'You know'*
You forgot "it's so bad" and "like"!
I stopped watching after 2 minutes and came looking for this comment! 😅
1 point was docked from a student speaker every time "...like, you know..." and "...or whatever" came out in debate class.
Are you ready?
3 minutes in and i'm smashed!
Don't forget the most over used word in the English language - 'like'.
When I was young, men with face tattoos made me scared.
Now they make me coffee.
Must be an age thing? LMAO G'Day from W.A.
This is probably the funniest special I've ever seen on dry bar!! LOLOLOL Shayne you're so self aware and hilarious and I love that your comedy totally is on point with how weird people are with someone with tattoos.
Take a drink every times he says “you know” 😂
Yung Juvenile my quickest pathway to alcohol poising and an AA meeting
And " Okay"
Alphonzoe Elrich 😂🙌
Comment aboclve says take a shot ever time he says "OK"
Take a drink everytime he says "so bad"
He's now the Okay/You Know guy
Lonnie Backley as soon as I read this it was all I could hear 🙉🙉🙉
I noticed that too, glad it wasn't "right?", right?
He's funny but that really bugged me. Ya know?
You forgot... all right and like
Dammit.
Even after years I still love the nervous smiles I get lol
I have watched this several times since it was published. I still laugh so much and that guy you can hear laughing makes it even better. I want to be his friend.
Not sure why I haven’t seen more comments of how handsome this dude is. He’s got a great smile, seems very kind hearted and has a sense of humor! Hope to see more of his acts soon, this had me giggling. Thank you for ending my day with a smile ☺️
He is gay.
@@shrapnel77 lmfao I wasn't ready for that
shrapnel77 My comment still stands. That does not that make him any less handsome of a person.
@@itsshai3447 fax nice to see that
@@shrapnel77 Really? I barely would've guessed that
I feel like he was a socially awkward gangster😂
Miss March the Guy who finds rival members through social media, not that gangster but useful for the gang.
Notorious ASD
*hissss* sss yeaahhh... uhm
I'm gonna need your wallet man. Sorryyy😬
He was a straight edge kid in SLC. Yeah it's pretty gang-related.
@@shawshank6385 i read this comment section, thought "notorious asd...that makes no sense"
Then it clicked and i had to come back hahaha this is such an underated comment, well played
I live less then 5 min away from a 7/11 and the staff have a nicknames for both husband and I, he's Sweet Tea and I'm Red's(my drink of choice they always stock is Red's apple ale). I gave them a scare by not coming in for a week and they almost called the cops because they thought I had another stroke at home or heart attack. All of them are great people.
Much love to everyone working at 7/11.
He is so good, he could have his own tv show hands down !
He needs his own Netflix special, he's so good.
It's ok to be wrong
He is not that good
No.
He's good but Netflix is a trash company that supports pedophilia so let's keep anybody good away from them okay
We're you the one laughing really loud in the audience lol
The guy in back had the best deep belly laugh. He’s making me pay attention.
I think there's one planted in every comedy audience
Definitely a plant, most likely by a three letter government agency.
It's the Joker
"Target is for champions" LOL
Shayne’s last story? EPIC! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻
My dad gave me some good advice when I was about 13 years old, never get a tattoo that a judge can see outside of a dress shirt.
my parents too. : ) I have my side and legs done and work in fine dining. When my co workers see me out of work they trip. lolol
That's what i dont get about the way people think. Why the hell would you get and pay for alot of money something that you have to hide from people. Mind boggling.
Yeah, I got none but still went down. Come to think of it maybe he was just looking at all the drugs instead, it was the 70's after all.
Yeah, and a turtle neck with a hooded parka couldn't help this man.
@@twowongs8266 I hid all the tatts while dressing real nice, but none of it mattered. It could have been the dead hooker, but I just can't help but think, if I had worn the button up....
The dislikes are from people who knew someone killed by a vending machine.
or we just don't think he's funny
I'm not gonna lie I'm terrified that mimics do exist and take vending machine and fridge forms
I read this before watching lmao 🤣 I have to go finish the vid now lol
"My parents will sue you," means NOTHING to some people.
Might as well say the magical-lint in your pocket will stop them.
Even his name is gangsta, lmao. "ShAYne"
“You’re not even right if you were right” 😂😂I’m dying
That's his boyfriend.
Well you can still go on tours of Alcatraz. Pretty creepy even in sunshine.
The story about summer camp is still my favourite comedy set EVER.
Resting Bitchface I just found this gem about 9/11 from Chris Distefano. He’s a bit drunk there but it makes it more fun if you ask me. Hope you like
Pieter Enkelaar he’s hilarious. I’d love to feed him and just listen to him.
time stamp?
negative nancy 27:40
Angry Anton. Scaring kids straight whose only crime is falling asleep in church. Now there's a good mental picture.
Who would (and did) dislike this work and why? I haven't laughed so hard in quite some time. Thanks, Shayne!
The part about him having bad credit and being denied a best buy card gives me strong Nick Miller from New Girl vibes 😂
Not enough people laughed at the "it's written all over my face" line. That was low key gold.
This guy is hilarious. Hope he gets a Netflix special soon
For sure! I came down to the comments to see people gush about how amazing he was but people don't seem to think he is what Good .. Wtf
Hell yes. Cant wait! 💪
Dear God no, please no more stories about his neck tattoos
Really? It seems like just tattoo jokes and it reminds me of brad Williams. Just one thing to make jokes about- tired and predictable.
In the comments section of CZcams videos of practically every stand-up comedian that exists, there will be someone who wants them to have a Netflix special. Everyone and their dog can't get a Netflix special.
This guy gets me laughing and keeps the roll going! Nobody does that! LOL!
Omg I can’t breathe I’m laughing so hard! How have I never heard of Shayne? He’s a hoot!
This audience is on point. Better than a Disney Channel laugh track.
"Where did you do your time"
"I did my time in Azkaban!"
Good work Jake. You quoted a joke the guy did. And 127 idiots up voted your genius comment.
I've watched this 4 times now, and I'm still laughing
Love your comedy Shayne! Wish you great success in your work!
I was obviously distressed while I was out in a public place recently and the ONLY person who stopped to talk to me to ask if I was ok and then stayed talking to me until I was ok was a guy with tattoos on his face.
Because those guys tend to be the sweetest. I'm glad the tatted guy helped you.
@@hamsandwichindahouse You're partly right. There's always a risk when accepting help from someone you don't know.
@@hamsandwichindahouse wow, cranky pants. Sometimes you just have a crap day and your emotions overwhelm you. At least a nice person took a moment out of their day to help comfort a stranger. Compassion is a wonderful thing in the world. Have a lovely day 😘💜💜💜
@@hamsandwichindahouse Have you ever tried chillin out or?
Hamsandwichindahouse nah boomer, you need to chill so bad you don’t even know what “to chill” even means haha