Funny Star Trek TOS, TNG, DS9 and Voyager Moments
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- čas přidán 23. 06. 2013
- Many of you already know that I am a huge Star Trek fan, but in case you do not, here is some evidence. I love Deep Space Nine, Voyager and The Next Generation. I am also a fan of the original series. I included many scenes from the first 4 trek series. These were my favorites. I know there are many more hilarious scenes, but I thought I'd include a few of the ones that I haven't seen mentioned all too much. I hope you enjoy it! Please leave a comment and tell me which was the funniest part for you. :)
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I swear, the baseball episode of DS9 contains my favorite Worf moment ever. Sisko tries to get the Niners fired up and says, “let’s hear some chatter!” Most of the teammates say stuff like, “hey batter batter batter, swing batter!” Meanwhile, Worf looks dead ahead and says, “...death to the opposition!”
He's almost as competitive as I am.
Worf knows good old New York baseball.
The best part of the Q scene is that, after the "hug" line, it immediately cuts to black. It's only after a five-minute commercial break that Picard yells at Q to get out of his chair.
please remain still so that I can treat your injury's
long hug
Please, we all know they were making out the entire time. Q and Picard are the only true couple in TNG
Q: "Oh very clever Worf! Eat any good books lately?"
die die die everybody die kill kill kill
@@raven4k998 you all
Q (John de Lancie) is by far one of the greatest characters ever created by ST. Except Garak, of course.
Worf talking to mortal q:
"Disappear back where you came from!"
Q: "I can't disappear, anymore than you winning a beauty contest. "
I loved the line
"How can I prove to you that I am mortal?"
"Die"
When The Doctor took over Seven's body, Jeri got his mannerisms perfectly! Star Trek were serious shows, but they knew how to have fun too!
Anybody who says Jeri was hired for just her looks either never saw that episode or ignored its existence.
It was that episode and the episode where 7 experienced the Borg version of multiple personality disorder, that showed that Jeri Ryan was much more than a blonde bimbo.
Emphasis on the "were"!
Definitely one of her best moments. She earned her spot on that show.
She was bangin Braga too
"Thermal and ultraviolet radiation are at hazardous levels." Says the Vulcan from the desert planet.
Brasc But our main sequence yellow dwarf is more energetic to a sense than Vulcan's red giant. (I think it's a red giant)
Even deserts have working ozone layers
That scene has so many funny responses.
Double eyelids, remember?
Vulcans wouldn't have fucked up the ozone layers on their planet through illogical rampant production and consumption.
21:30 I love how comfortable Kirk was having Spock just massage his back until he realised it wasn’t Spock 😂
I deleted my comment, I had meant to leave it on the video not as a reply to your comment.
Funniest scene of all time was when Worf snapped Weyoun's neck when the latter was in mid-sentence, and we (the audience) expect some real sh** to go down but all of a sudden Damar stops everyone and starts laughing like a madman and says "overconfidence"...LOL
+Muhammad Abdul Qaadir and then Damar tells the guards to "pick THAT up" at the end of the scene referring to Weyoun's dead corpse
And when the next Weyoun shows up he suggests going to talk to Worf again 😂
My favorite is always that scene where Picard tells Riker that Q wants to do something nice and Riker's response: "I'll alert the crew".
It's just such a perfect reaction to Q's shenanigans.
I never realised how much Riker sneers when Picard mentions Q to him
Riker practicing " Cowboy diplomacy" by pretending he was mounting a horse, by using a chair.
@@johnbockelie3899 Apparently some earlier injury the actor sustained makes it easier for him to take a seat that way
Riker should have responded with: "Red Alert!" 😂
"I look forward to your report, Mr Broccoli....Barclay..."
loool
Zak Rahman is one of your biological units creator
Lol poor Reg
part of me wants to think that was a mistake he made, and they all decided to role with it
In the Star Trek 4 scenes, the cop, and people walking by were real every day people. Unaware they were being filmed. It worked out fine.
Spock, dancing a Fandango around Kirk's head : Thumbs Up.
"We ate him because we are demons and we eat children, and I havent had my supper yet." Fav voyager quote ever.
what's outrageous is that I am going to miss my tea time
Corn on the cob?
So strange in 2020 Q is going after satanic child molesters, The other Q of course.
Nah, I still like Janeway's mesmerized "there is coffee in that nebula :D :D " better.
"It's an Earth drink. Prune juice."
Wouldn't that be _plum_ juice?
"A _warrior's_ drink."
Huh. To help those warriors keep their bowels loose on the battlefield?
probably because it puts an immediate squinty eyed look of disgust on pretty much every face but for Worf in his Klingonyness considers that a benefit to looking intimidating.
RedBeet Juice is a lot more laxivating, and it stains everything Red.
Worf would love it.
I have heard that mre's really bind you up
Prune juice actually tastes like what you'd expect cancer to taste like. I regretfully tried some a couple years ago, and regretted it dearly. Basically when data tried that drink.
So they can poop on their enemies.
"This unit is well ordered!"
*SMACKS KIRK*
"This unit is well ordered."
He just turns to Kirk like "What did I tell ya"
Dukat getting trapped on DS9 was hilarious. The setup for that moment was perfect. This little can't do it justice.
Its one of the reasons dukat was such a good villaiin-even his superiors didn't trust him!
Yeah very well done
True. The pure look of "you gotta be fucking shitting me" and the schadenfreude of the DS9 crew was absolutely priceless.
I love how he is so superior about the whole situation only to end up caught in the same problem due to another secondary trap.
I love how the TOS ones are almost never scenes _intended_ to be funny.
Yeah, TOS is pure cringe incarnate
Agreed, Mia.
It is pure camp and I love it
I think a couple of them are meant to be funny, like when Spock makes a "I told you so" face when the computer says he is well-ordered, and Scotty and Uhura casually asking civilians where to find "nuclear wessels". That funny scene from I, Mudd could've been included as well.
Yeah, Harry getting tortured is usually the high point of any Voyager episode.
+Jerkwad152 I'd second Neelix on that.
@@DragonRand100 I'd first Neelix on that hated him so flipping much
I thought I was the only one who couldn't stand Harry Kim. Neelix, Jake Sisko and the Doctor were also very annoying.
Chakotay and Dax were just boring.
When you were showing the DS9 baseball scene you missed Worf’s “Death to the opposition ” bit
Ok ok. So I sit down like Ryker does, stepping over the chair. And I just now realized how funny it looks
Riker doesn't sit, he mounts up. *YEEEHAW!!*
He does that for a medical reason.
@Dr. M. H. You'd think so, with Riker being, well, Riker.
But no, Jonathan Frakes (the actor) had some serious back problems that made it extremely painful for him to sit down normally.
@@CardboardSliver Wait he does?
@@katakurifan5213 Like other guy said, he had back issues from before he became an actor. It's why he leans a lot and why he sometimes has a foot on the coms table next to data.
AAAAHHHHEEEEAAAEEAERRRERERREEERRRER!!!......That is how the Klingon lures a mate. LOL!!!
Computer Activate the Emergency Command Hologram
That is how a Klingon do.
In case you're wondering there are no Klingon women in my area,...I checked and got arrested.
@@scottyj6226 it's ok it happens
Wesley is just there like
"I meant a different type of charm for women."
10:58 Always cracks me up when Kirk gets buried in the big pile of tribbles and Spock just stands there with his hands behind his back. "Fascinating."
Sisko doesn't even flinch when Rom and Quark pop out of the wall. almost like he was expecting it
Prune juice=A warrior's drink... If only i knew!
Worf=Such a "Prune head"
It's a battle to keep it down and not have your tastebud die and your stomach perish. Indeed it's a warrior's drink.
In china, there's a popular prune drink
If you drink your own warm piss to avoid total dehydration in extreme situations, that's a true warrior.
" You hit me, Picard wouldn't hit me".
" I'm not Captain Picard."
That damn Cheesecake looks so good.
+Arturo Rodriguez It does indeed! And I'll bet they've perfected so many cheescake (and other) recipes by that point.
+RebeccaETripp agreed. now I want cheesecake.
She makes it look even better!
7 of 9 discovers foodgasm
I don't know much about Sisko, but I loved how he just let those two Ferengi go at the beginning.
That's Quark and Rom. He's used to their antics.
You should watch ds9
Sisko's the best.
He is the Sisko
The way Riker slings a leg over a chair is something to do with a back problem that Jonathan Frakes has or had I believe.
Yeah, he had a bad back for a good duration of the series.
That episode where Doctor made a visual novel dating sim
"A warrior's drink." Yeah! If you're waging a war against constipation. :D
Also, quark and odo's love/hate relationship
One scene, which makes me laugh every time, is missing: It's from the DS9 episode "Looking for par'Mach in All the Wrong Places", the ending:
Quark and the klingon woman Grillka have had "fun", and so have Worf and Jadzia. Both couples come to the infirmary afterwards, and Dr. Bashir asks what the have been doing, and no precise answer is given. In the end, Bashir decides not to ask that question anymore.
I might not have seen ALL of DS9, but...you mean...both of them...had...humanoid alien......sex???
Ulrik, I remember that scene too. I couldnt stop laughting at it XD
And Duo Maxwell. No, well that is what Dr. Bashir things, but they just had some fun, like dancing or fighting, or what the Klingons do
Let's just say that Klingons fuck as well as they fight, and generally one accompanies the other.
Dangerous sex. The best kind!
@@Danspy501stno they had sex
DS9 S4E25:
Hah, anymore sneezes and she turns into an anine character XD
God I love Janeway. she's completely insane.
"There's coffee in that nebula"
@@punchkitten874 That longing in her voice and her face ... I can relate so well to that xD
The Prune Juice line gets me every time.
There's nothing here but worthless gold. Alpha Quadrant problems. 😫
There is coffee in that nebula.. LOL
Janeway likes her coffee. And that's precisely way she'd never get along with Picard.
@Dr. M. H. He has some pretty smug crew, and can be himself to boot. No, it's the Tea, Earl Grey.
Every adult across the universe felt that line in their soul.
lol the way riker sits in a chair, i've never notice until it was pointed out
The actor had back issues, so it turned out like that. Unfortunate but still good stuff
Pessimistic friend to Optimistic friend:
"Noooo"
"Would you stop saying no."
Tabby Roberts Noooooo. 😂
17:38
Data: it is revolting!
Guinan: More?
Data: Please.
1:15 after so many years of off and on episodes I finally get to see the origin of my favorite Warf line, “COMPUTER, PRUNE JUICE, CHILLED” 😂👽
"A warrior's drink" 😂
Quark: There's nothing here but worthless gold!
Odo: And it's all yours. :D
Quark: NOOOOOOOOO!!!!
5:00 Ah, Shatner's subtle tones make this scene all the better.
Certainly more subtle than in the scene @07:17.
We are looking for nuclear “wessels”! 😂 😂 😂 Imagine a Russian like Chekov asking something like that on the streets of America in the ‘80s! 😂 😂 😂
@@KuDastardly Actually, Chekov is meant to be a genius, a prodigy even - fresh out of the Academy at the rank of Ensign he became a bridge officer on Starfleet's flagship. As I recall his duties were tactical, navigation, and he even took over at the Science station when Spock was otherwise engaged. He just had a speech impediment and/or spoke very poor English.
Actually, my comment was meant as a reference to a later scene in the movie:
czcams.com/video/TVOIig2xLq8/video.html
@@KuDastardly Oh sorry, I haven't watched Voyage Home in a while. Chekov was one of my favourite character from TOS, and I assumed that you had simply misunderstood the character
No problem :3
The cop is like: "Is this candid camera?"
Any scene with Q is pure gold.
Fun fact about the Chekhov scene, it was done by Jienig and Nichols just walking up to random people on the streets of San Francisco asking for the location of nuclear vessels (in a Russian Accent). A very funny but also very dangerous prank to play on people back in the 80’s
True but you would think someone would have recognized them. Or at least the uniform. Plus the camera had to ne a give away.
Not sure if I believe that, but being born after the iron curtain fell and watching the film young and ignorant, I never understood why the policeman just stood there like a statue with that blank look.
Now that I do understand, it's the funniest shit ever. Great scene.
@@givmi_more_w9251 considering what I wrote comes straight from Leonard Nimoys Autobiography who Directed Star Trek 4 the voyage home. Maybe you should believe it
16:08 Poor Barclay. Even Captain Picard makes fun of him...
The poor guy indeed.
Mind you Picard did have remorse after based on the look on his face.. So it was not intentional.
Off topic. Wish they had an episode with Barclay having to deal with Troi's mother Lwaxana Troi and Q. Then it truly be poor Barclay indeed....XD
Yes. I actually felt equally sorry for Picard.
I feel more sorry for the rest of the crew
Fun fact the Riker leg lift thing was due to a back injury he sustained during the show. It was less painful for him then to bend over and then twist pull the chair out. I can testify from my own fused spine it’s definitely less painful his way with a messed up back. It’s the same reason he’s always leaning on something or balancing on his knee with his leg stepped up. He was in chronic pain much of the show’s seasons
Poor Jonathan!
When Neelix tries to cheer up Tuvok in the mess hall and Tuvok grabs him by the throat and chokes him. I, especially, like the scene at the beginning of the episode where they detect Borg cubes coming their way and begin to feel hopeless when there are 15 cubes detected. Then all but one of the cubes races past them, while one scans their ship and leaves. Janeway asks, "They were in a bit of a hurry, weren't they?"
“There’s nothing here but worthless gold!”
I’d be happy to take that off your hands for you Quark
and its not gold either real gold bars are gold all the way through- something of which Quark is well aware. Morne has no doubt hidden the real stuff elsewhere!
My dad used to always watch star trek when I was younger, I never appreciated it but to be able to explore whole new areas of science, with people of different races, exchanging banter back and forth, is pretty good writing and the acting is pretty good too!
Tom Paris was a perfect foil for The Doctor... they’re probably the two most skilled and prolific holo-authors on Voyager...
7:08 Want some cheese with that ham, Kirk? :D
I don't think Seven will share
Kirk will take 20. Spock will pass due to dietary restrictions: He just had Porg.
Janeway: Get ready, everyone, we’re going to Starbucks!
Worf: "EEEEAAHHHEEEEEAAAHHEEEEEAAAAHHHH that is how the Klingon lures a mate. "
Wesley: 👁👄👁
“I look forward to your report Mr Broccoli”
“...”
“Ah sh...”
*Door opens*
00:24 - 00:29 was probably Jeri Ryan reading half her lines in the first two seasons she was on board
7:07 This is how i feel every BLOODY time my connection to the internet crashs and i have to go reset the BLOODY wifi :(
Ds9 trying to play baseball is the best thing I’ve ever seen
I wonder if once they noticed Frakes sit down and stand up like that the writers may have chosen to add more scenes of Riker doing that.
No, you maybe knew this but it's because he had a bad back and had trouble repeatedly sitting down and standing up the normal way so much while filming.
the riker maneuvre...@@sarahberkner
Worf talking to mortal q:
"Disappear back where you came from!"
Q: "I can't disappear, anymore than you winning a beauty contest. "
Worf actually looks pretty great in Picard season 3, he might have a chance at winning a beauty contest lol
"There are unusually high levels of omicron particles captain". Welcome to 2021 😑😑😑
9:03 to 9:13 best 10 seconds of Worf ever.
Garak:... I want you to take that rod... and eat it
Bashir: Eat it?
Garak: Mmm
Bashir: You're joking?
Garak: Yes. :)
I wouldn't put it past Garak to actually have an illicit data rod in a compartment behind a false panel
@@samuellawrencesbookclub8250 It's not a matter of asking if he would. It's a matter of asking how many rods are hidden behind how many panels, and where.
ISO linear rod, why can’t he just say a rod lol all rods are assumed to be iso linear no?
You missed the best part of that dialogue at 22:26
"I'M NOT PICARD."
“We must of taken a wrong turn”. “It looks that way “
"If all your little advertisements aren't purged from the system by the time I return from the Gamma Quadrant, *I* will come to Quark's, and believe me, I will have fun."
Greatest line ever!
I suspect Quark was thinking about who was more likely to kill him quickly, Worf or Kira…
22:18 LMAO Sisko's face.
11:30
Okay.......I'm not sure if seeing Data laughing like this would be funny........or downright creepy.....
See him laugh in Generations when his emotion chip malfunctions. The way his face bulges, it looks like he's trying to vomit up his own skull. :P
Old comment, but anyway: I am amazed to no end by Brent Spiner's ability to bring out all the different facets of Data as well as Lore. He is such a great actor!
you should've had a voiceover on
Quark :
" I took a wrong turn at Albuquerque "
😁
I have long suspected that was a Looney Tunes reference.
Bugs on the bridge?
Spock crying is the most awkward thing.
Not funny at all.
Like 30 seconds is riker sitting down wrong
Due to a back injury Jonathan Frakes actually has to sit like that. It's why he also leans a lot or has a foot propped up on something.
In what way is his way wrong? I consider it to be quite correct.
Odo to Wolf "Do they still sing songs of the great Tribble Hunt???"
I feel ya Seven.
Cheesecake does that to me too.
Seven discovering cheesecake is my favorite XD
the baseball episode in DS9 was hilarious(coming from a baseball player)
I'll apologise for this at a later time, BUT YOU ARE IN MY SEAT
Thank you, Sheldon.
0:32; when you realized that BBT did a callback from DS9.
You didn't include the scene from Voyager where seven got drunk?
Me when I grow any facial hair: my beard commands respect and dignity
My friends: DID YOU DAMAGE YOUR FACE?
15:09
7of9 : "It hurts when I do this"
Doc : "Then don't do it, ahahahhahah"
I need more Out of Context DS9 compilations. I've only ever found 2.
Awww, you cut the part where Sisko said he wasn't Picard...
Sorry. :P
She took a wrong turn.
@@BNuts It Looks that way!
"FEAR!!!!"
"NOOOOOOOOO!!!!"
"Excuse me, your not holding that properly. You place your index finger here for maximum dexterity"
What a coincidence that the arguably two biggest sci-fi franchises gave us those two lines:
„Just like the simulations.”
19:58 „The computersimulation was not like this.” (That delivery was very orderly)
Coincidence? I think not.
14:20 The mood of the year 2020 🤣😅
Funny how 99.99% of humor that actually landed in Voyager always involved the Doctor.
Or Seven of Nine.
Not true. It's just what people reference the most.
22:50 One of my favorite scenes in all of Star Trek. lol, I love Kira.
14:19 the side of Bernie Sanders that the media won't show you
Uh huh, lol
The sultry saxophone in that Voyager episode was too much.
you only get that sleazy porn like sound from a sax. Drums are portentous, violins are despairing, flute light and airy, tubas are musical farts. triangle tells you you have email, trumpets are militaryl
the ryker maneuver
23:45 I think I may have injured myself laughing
Breaking up the Voyager Holo-novel makes me assume the editor thought that was the funniest scene in all Trek. Which I agree with!
That is it! I hate this. Data I think the chip is working. Oh yes I hate this! It's is revolting! More? Please!
Fuzzy My favorite part of the video
That was always a favorite line
Chiropractor - 4:11
Patient - 4:21
2:06 - Great, they traveled back to a time before Google Maps was invented...
Dr. Worf is always worth a laugh!
Thank you so much for this wonderful compilation.
23:50 Ad placement without a skip option here, who would have thought?
Gerald Bauer I didn't put it there. D:
I read somewhere that it took eight takes to do the Kirk getting buried by Tribbles. That's why Shatner looks so frazzled.
Leave it to Geordi to ask Data why he's laughing and stop the moment...
Ah the "Riker" Maneuver. Done because Frakes had a bad back.
Other hilarious moments:
Seven of Nine: Are you in love with me, Ensign?
Kim: Well, no.
Seven of Nine: Then you wish to copulate?
Kim: No! No! I don't know what I mean.
Seven of Nine: ... Nevertheless, I've been wanting to explore my humanity. Take off your clothes!
Kim: Umm. Seven!|
Seven of Nine: Don't be alarmed! I won't hurt you.
Picard: Mr. Worf, throw (Q) in the brig!
Worf: Gladly, Captain.
Q: "Well, don't just stand there. Say something!"
Picard: "GET OUT OF MY CHAIR!"
Picard: I don't mean to be rude, but I'm not seeking Jama'haron.
Vash: Not that I was going to offer it, but you should really try it sometime.
Q: What do I have to do to convince you (that Q is human)?
Worf: Die!
Q: Oh, very clever, Worf! Eat any good books, lately?
Mr. Worf: Sir, I must protest! I am not a merry man!
Female Q: (to Q) Get away from that dog! (To Janeway) I wasn’t talking about the puppy.
Troi: Counselor Troi personal log ... My mother is onboard.
These are all great additions. ^^
RebeccaETripp Just some suggestions should you ever do a part 2. I’ve also added some new ones that I forgot.
@@RebeccaETripp Here's another I missed!
Edith Keeler: What on earth is that?
Spock: I am endeavoring, ma'am, to construct a pneumonic memory circuit using stone knives and bear skins.
"Omicron particles".
Voyager.
Currently very appropriate. 😏
Awesome compilation.
THERE'S NOTHING HERE BUT WORTHLESS GOLD!!!
And its all yours :)
btw: Nice profile pic.
It should be noted too that Quark breaking the brick the way he does is not possible for most humans so he is showcasing actual significant strength in doing that. Apparently even Ferengi are naturally stronger than humans.
@@DaemonKeido Never thought of that. Guess almost every species is stronger, but not all are as smart.
@@DaemonKeido I think that whatever process Morn used to extract the latinum simply left the gold with the structural integrity of foam. Quark handles gold in other episodes, and never breaks it... and Ferengi have consistently been shown to be extremely wimpy and physically weak, compared to every other humanoid species in Trek.
I think gold-pressed-latinum is a composite material, rather than an alloy... kinda like aerogel, before the freeze-drying process. Microscopic pockets of latinum (which is a silvery liquid at room temperature), suspended in a closed-cell foam made from pure gold.
@@Terminator484 You raise a fair point with all that. I just thought it would be funny if the cowardly Ferengi were in fact superstrong but their natural tendency to be psychologically weaker makes their inherent strength useless under most combat doctrine.
The episode where the Dr appears (as Dr Zimmerman - creator of the EMH) is "Dr Bashir I presume?"