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You've got that pure boy outfit on.
Talking about the wonderful experience that is online dating.
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What a Quentin Tarantino thing to say Jakey
meow
Beard pics 😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳🙃😳😳😳
Jakey really came out dressed as the white crayon
fullmetalcris I think the cultured call it “drip”
@@Benass69 which culture lmfao
@@Benass69 "cultured" is being very generous lol
you dressed as yourself but even uglier so what were you aiming for
hella fire tho
At some point Jake’s videos are just gonna be 15 minutes of him trying to tell you a joke while laughing
Lol the laughing was distracting, couldn't get through the video the first time I watched it, but glad I tried again!
@@aamirhus23 I'm sorry how is laughing distracting?
@@suiren5272 Imagine someone trying to tell you a joke but they keep laughing every 3-4 seconds? The joke doesn't land as hard or maybe you see it coming. It just wasn't the same for me as his other videos. Love Jakey boy though.
I'd watch that
You gotta probelm bro? Come thru. :)
Jakey: "I'm moving to New York in 2020, try and stop me."
2020: "K"
👍
@@tolvi2322 👍
It couldn't stop him.
HE HEARTED ME.
does this mean he is coming back?
@@derekhofstetler3998 yes, uploaded new vid
Jakey: 2019 was terrible
2020: *does a higher backflip*
2021: delta variants, more deaths
2022: Hold my warcrime and nuclear threats : P
NakeyJakey? More like JakeyTakey me to Arby's
thank you big fish theory
Thank you big fish theory
Thank you Big Fish Theory
Thank you Karl
Thank you father
Jakey out here lookin like a Clockwork Orange droog.
Swiping right looking for a bit of the ol' in out, in out.
out here lookin like post malone
A bit of the old ultra violence
He looks like a human smurf
With that outfit on
One thing I could never stand was to see a filthy dirty old drunky howling away at the filthy songs of his fathers and going blurp blurp in between as it might be a filthy old orchestra in his stinking rotten guts;I could never stand to see anyone like that. whatever his age might be, but more especially when he was real old like this one was.
That “bumble, fumble, turn over” transition has me dying 😂😂
Oh, that Sonichu in the opening caught me off guard. Can't even escape Chrischan in my comfort videos.
Bro his hearing is next week and Im still processing it
Jakey dressing up as Billie Eilish for Christmas
The bad part is he looks better than Billie
@@The101Point1 I don't see where the bad thing about this is
kingkobra *good
NecroLeX718 czcams.com/video/nP7346EtlWU/video.html
💯💯
If there's one thing to take away from this video, it's that not enough people played Max Payne 3.
It is a really good game.
God that game is so fun.
"You might not like it, but he spittin' straight facts"
Agreed, the shooting is way better than the gta games
Underrated comment, but it's also only 24 minutes old so I'll give it time. See you at the top~
NakeyJakey is one of those people who are just so charismatic and charming that the candid moments where he's laughing are even funnier than his jokes. He's like the only CZcamsr I would actually wanna hang out with. I just wanna get drunk and race go karts with him is that so wrong?
Nope that's not wrong 😊
If we all had a friend like Jakey, we would all be alot happier
No one asked
@@BerticusBersht I asked
Bruh, he was looking for a girlfriend, not a boyfriend, yuh silly goose! Eeeeewwwww!
Story time. When this video was made I was freshly new at the dating app game. I spent 6 months being disappointed and grossed out by men on tinder. It had been 14 years since I last dated. It was becoming depressing and honestly down right degrading.
I started noticing the trends. The lingo "here for good time not for a long time" kind of stuff. I found that profiles with lots of selfies had been the most off putting people.
So I tried a new approach. Talk to the people id normally pass by. I came across a profile that had art work, someone's hand drawn sketches. I was like heck yeah, I like to draw too. Eventually a few photos in a saw a face, not a bad looking one either. Just a normal dude. He used silly pictures instead of bathroom selfies... So we matched of course, duh.
He didn't hit on me (Jesus, you don't need to hit on people on dating apps. It's clear why you matched why state the stupid obvious?) We causally talked for a week or two about random ass shit. Meanwhile guys I thought I'd be into kept standing me up and just being creeps.
My silly sketch dude always was consistent though. So we eventually decided to meet. He didn't drive at the time so of course I went to his house to meet him! Most people would turn there nose up at person who didn't have a car or didn't drive. Not me lol. Anyway it's 2019, we drink a few beers and watch a movie. The most my tinder match did was sit next to me on the couch. He didn't hit on me or even try anything. I was impressed. 😎 The night went on and it got late. I hugged him goodbye and drove home. Again nothing heart stoppingly amazing but also nothing scary. 🤷
We talked for another week or so before we meet up again 2019 was coming to an end in a month or so at the time. We both continued to use tinder on the side with no luck. We just both seemed to be into one another. On our second date the sparks flew and we both admitted to ourselves that we found the one. Somewhere right before 2019 ended we became exclusivel and joined forces.
We found love and we both agreed tinder sucked and we couldn't believe some how we found each other in a sea of crap. Lol. We didn't know we had a freaking pandemic ahead of us to survive. Times seemed so hopeful ❤️
Anyway it's now about to be 2024 and we live together now and have a bunch of milestones under our bealts.
I guess my take away is, when I decided to just give up on expectations and traits I thought I wanted is when I found someone worth talking to. It's okay to be yourself on these apps and it's okay to just bomb conversation and be weird because eventually you will find someone who finds that shit charming.
That's a lovely story. Congratulations on finally meeting The One.🥺
This is so sweet thank you so much for sharing :-)
Congratulations to you both! I’m trying to get back into the dating scene and have been a little freaked out to make a profile because of the disappointment I’ve had in the past. This story gave me some extra confidence though and a brighter perspective, thank you for that!
"2020 I'm moving to new york" Yikes
"Try and stop me" someone took that challenge
-Eddy Burback
Me to but just to do a gainer off the Empire State Building
@@weirdisspeltweird guy ordering the bat soup "challenge accepted shitlord"
It’s even worse now
Aw, our Jakey is growing up and is starting to take notice of girls around him
Those god damn local hot singles near him
Jjjytg y
I know that 2020 happened to all of us and messed everything up, but it’s sad to hear how many plans he had for 2020, yet only ended up with 3 videos and then vanishing for months after. I hope he’s okay and his return will be swell.
Yeahh, we will wait for his new staff anyways
This comment aged well
Cool listening to the Outro after he sampled it on Survival Horror. Also the foreshadowing with Tom Hanks and Meg Ryan in this video is crazy.
Listening to the track it hit me that I def watched this video when it came out. What a wild few years.
@@terenceokane Truly!
"In 2019, this peice of **** year that thankfully is about to end..."
The face I made at that line wasn't a pretty one
Lol, it’s so funny after New Years
top 10 word spoken before disasters
the line that aged like like the olson twins
People really need to stop assigning so much significance to years when its very obvious the things that made one year suck is gonna continue into the next one. Anybody who paid any amount of attention would know that 2020 was gonna suck... just not as much as it did.
Why is milk teaching me about online dating?
Bitch imma cow
Its scary crazy not good for conservative paranoid family to have a guy fly from Germany to the us to meet you in your dorm for the 1st time
ngl he lookin kinda milky doe
I hope you got the sample clearance for this
I got an ad for rich women over 40 who are available in my area underneath this video. Wish me luck fellas, I’m gonna shoot my shot this time. Thanks for the encouragement, NakeyJakey.
Did you get stabbed, robbed and sold as a slave yet?
@@Mr_Fancypants sold in the ketemine trade, he was
shooters shoot
How good are your backflips?
I just learned how to do backflips and I literally cannot stop having sex
Thanks Jakey!
Instruction unclear,
Did a frontflip instead
@@derpedfox oh no
you've been unbirthed :(
@@Tatsujen *OH SHI-*
_this user doesn't exist_
So like, instead of thrusting... You do a backflip?
Dude there is a guy I'm scared of
👉 #caslutnerd
Him being hopeful about 2019 ending is the best part of this whole video, because it's just so miserably ironic
You forgot the biggest con of online dating: Interacting with people.
Oh yeah babe you are so cool and introverted and not like other girls.
This post was made by the antisocial gang
I have never ever seen that happen on online dating, so we'll count that as a pro.
Totally. I actually liked it at the start, but had to quit it just because of all the people wanting to talk.
You wouldn't have to deal with people like Jebeckys if you just give people like Sonichu a chance
Sonichu gets too much attention, the rest of us should get a chance
Sonichu is really good looking man
Whatever you say Pirate Penguin
The girls who put "love going on adventures" have no actual interests, watched too many Disney movies growing up, and now expect to be swept off their feet by some quirky adventurous guy who isn't bound by modern pleasures.
Listening to him in 2020 talk about moving to NYC and how he’s going to recover his mental health in 2020 is like watching the character in the horror movie leave their phone in the car and forget their keys while the killer looms just out of frame.
And the theme from Halloween is blaring
Omg, I hope he’s ok.
This made me laugh
he did move to nyc however
More like the cop who says he's about to retire and talks about his plans for retirement and then gets brutally shot and killed
Jake talking about how much he’s gonna enjoy 2020 is the most tragic thing I’ve ever seen
Oh the irony....
Joel Frye it’s like that old cop talking about how he is looking forward to getting retired next week in all those cop shows. If he only knew...
Hahahahahahahahaa
He brought this upon us
Yeah, I'm watching this and sighing and crying inside -_-"
Every time I watch your videos I end up in a laughing / coughing fit and my girlfriend always comes in and checks on me
Jakey is such a GOAT that he literally sampled himself talking here and put it in SURVIVAL HORROR! Bet I'm the first to notice lol
I'd wager most of jakeys' fans recognized, it's an interesting artistic choice for sure.
Please get a green exercise ball so you'll float.
Brilliant idea haha
You fucking clown
See this on every single one of his videos lol, wonder if he'll ever do it
Yes
That's nigahigas shtick bub
"I like to travel"
"I like hiking"
"I LOVE coffee/tea"
"Adventure"
"Live, laugh, love"
Plus a random basic pro-abortion line among these you just said
Don't forget: "I like food"
Npcs be like
@@gumrice9139 yeah, consider them NCPs - non-character persons
WIIIIINEEEEEE
"2019 Sucks"
2020: Hold my Corona
2021: Hold my January 6th
2022: Hold my gas
2023: Hold my eggs
i don't get no sleep cuz of y'alllllll
nah y'all don't get to sleep cuz of meeeeeee
“Man, I hated 2019” ....well2020 has been great
How's ur quarantine going so far?
Its sucking pretty bad honestly
@@swampnuts265 binging all his videos at 2am
The Kobe reference also hasn’t aged well
@@ThatsJustEric same, need some of that 2000-2010ish nostalgia
I met my wife on runescape when I was 16. She turned out to be a 68 year old fat man, but love is blind.
Buying gf
Love is blind and so is your 68 year old boy wife
so true
OMG I'm so happy for you two
Just like my japanimation
I'm not even kidding, my first date with my wife (when we were dating) was at Arby's haha.
The beef n cheddar really sealed the deal man.
I love how two of the songs off ROMCOM reference/sample this video
Damn that sonichu bit has not aged well
I like when jakey looks like he's about to paint my house.
He looks like his dream is making his own coffee and eating gravel
I HEARD YOU PAINT HOUSES
What?
.
@@mugismtv yes i do and i do my own carpentry
I wonder if he will paint my house....
Backflip gang
Incorrect
@Jackson Starnes kinda racist
Jackson Starns has a good point. I can only do front flips, so why not make an app for that? :(
I will win Jebecky's heart. No matter the cost.
Nope
“Pineapple belongs on pizza.”
Wow. I think I’m in love. I know so much about her now!
It’s crazy coming back to this video after listening to romcom and seeing all the influences he had at the time, the album was absolute fire 🔥🔥🔥
If she likes adventures she probably just wants to play D&D...
My character is named Chazley Wench-Slayer, he has 3 intelligence and 20 charisma.
as in Diner and DI-ablo 3 of course
Yah, you wish “dinoblast99” 😤
that explains why they've always ended up just being a polymorphed dragon....
Damn, you're not wrong
Every part of the internet can be a dating opportunity if you are Indian enough.
best comment bahahaha
Vagene pics bby? 😏😏
you up
😂😂😂😂😅
wow yore so beutiful
I love this vid so much. Jakey just seems to be having a ton of fun making it, and its great as a viewer to be able to laugh with someone, especially now. I come back to this vid and the illegally downloading music video like its a monthly ritual.
Listening to Romcom in '22 and hearing this sampled on the record. Priceless man is an absolute genius.
Watching this in April 2020:
"Man 2019 was a dogshit year"
Oh boy.
"I'm gonna move to New York, try to stop me."
Oh no.
'I've been to so many funerals."
OH NO
Jesus
"Shoot your shot like Kobe"
Quasimodo predicted all of this
In the words of billy Mayes. BUT WAIT! THERES MORE!!
Oh my god
I think Jake has the world record for sitting on an exercise ball the most.
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*ABZ FOR DAYS*
That can't hurt the ol' dating profile.
hearing the end of this video after romcom hits different
Hey Jakey I'm going through a rough time in my life reflecting on my poor life decisions, but I just so happened to stumble upon some of your videos and rewatched them, and they made me feel better. So thanks I guess.
Marshmellow man speaks the truth
*skinny post malone
Hate him or not he’s speaking straight facts
marshmallow*
He speaks the true true
The best parts of the year is when Jakey crawls out of his hole, picks up his yoga ball, and gives us some useful advice
I really need to learn how to do a backflip. Ladies love backflips
when jakey said 2019 fuckin sucked, I genuinely felt that.
damn bro he be spittin facks
@@mrdoctortonberry we do....
that sonichu swipe right is now problematic, jakey canceled 2021
Adding the halo theme and font to “2004” made me smile
INVESTIGATE 3'11''
Alain V 311 never happened bro
*start dancing
Ranch it up Brotendo
@@thesmokinogre Bird Up!
Your dad is here
Take me on Adventures 🤪
I’m here for a good time not a long time.
420 friendly
NOT HERE FOR HOOKUPS 😡
And I loooove The Office omg best show ever it's my LIFE
Dog Mom ❤️🐶
Sugar daddies We're you at
(Fucking gold diggers)
@@buildawall5803 hey I'm not into old women but ngl I'd prolly wine dine & dick one down for a phat allowance, depends on how much money. I'm gonna say there's a positive correlation between nastiness of the lady and payment required
Here's my favorite ready
I have 5 kids AND THEY ARE MY WORLD! like why tf are you even here.
The Dope Sloth yuh broh can i copy past this for grindr profil pls?
“2019 this piece of shit year that’s finally going to end”
We were so naive. So unaware.
in the same vein as people saying they like to "go on adventures": people who say they "love to laugh". Who hates laughing??
I hate when these girls say they love adventures but I can’t rely on them to get a single headshot on these shoreline guys when I’m hunting for Henry Avery’s treasure, so annoying 🙄
I hate how I understand your reference
If a girl's profile said she liked going on adventures, but her profile pic showed her holding a sword in one hand & a severed goblin's head in the other, I'd be all over that.
Noted. Lol
I'm a girl and I'd love if a guy had that... If I was single that is lol.
This scares me because you both have the same profile picture
@@arpodyssey7913 That's what happens when you don't have a profile picture. It's the first letter of your username and a color.
I would legitimately feel more comfortable dating on an app called pieces of sh*t for dropouts with nothing going for them like myself
At 9:05 jakey can be heard teasing the next studio album he will drop in 2022
"40% of American couples now meet online, in Raid Shadow Legends"
I for real thought that was a sponsorship. I've seen these ads too many times
If that Raid-Joke actually turned into an actual commercial, i would not even have been mad.
I think it would’ve been even funnier if did the whole sponsor and then cut back to the topic completely off track like “Now what was I talking about?”
5:50 for the people who want to see that again :P (a lil bit earlier for the context)
I honestly would been so pissed and smashed my phone
That was gold.
Same, I want Jake to profit
end of the video hits different after ROMCOM
Jakey referenced sonichu and kobe in this video. Said he hated 2019... oh dear god this video is old.
I've watched this video many times and even from the first day I watched it something about Jakey's videos makes me laugh while simultaneously being nostalgic, sentimental, and sad. Now that Jakey is rarely uploading anymore and these videos have continued to exist in the vortex of time these videos still make me laugh, and inspire me in the studio when I'm looking to get my vibes up, but also makes me sad. We didn't know what we had before the music. I really hope you do what makes you happy and are successful in whatever endeavors you pursue. Even as it is, this CZcams channel catalogue is immaculate and full of some of the all time biggest bangers in all CZcams history. Also Jakey looks like a slightly different person, like a relative of himself, in other videos. I know that sounds autistic but it's just depression.
jesus dressed in fila gives me dating advice on christmas. a true miracle
A Christmas miracle :)
"i'm moving to new york, try and stop me, you won't"
* global pandemic *
why would you even want to live there.
he still did it too
@@MortanAMrk no shit. I would never live in NYC. No fucking way.
i mean he did
And now we got fires, and hurricanes
This should be your most viewed video honestly. You are quite good at explaining things at the level of people’s understanding and you’re famous for that but this is even better. I love your energy here. You should be more famous for this kind of energy because people should like you and sub to you for you shining like this. Don’t tell yourself that you’re obnoxious because you’re not. Don’t stop when you’re fire
Ive had conversations with random people, not on dating sites, and the ones that say "dont be boring" are always the ones with 1 word replies. I could write the most profound philosophical question mankind has ever devised, and get "cool" in reply
every time he makes a video i feel just a little bit better
Yea dude. Every time I even see a post from jakey I crack a smile.
He is literally a gift from God sent straight from heaven in dweebus form
@@bentoningram3523 nah man, jakey ain't no dweebus. Straight up angelic.
DRAG QUEEN EATS
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Strawberry Corncakes That's great and all but could you isn't
This guy feels like your cool cousin that takes you to see his cool friends when your were like 12 and you hung out with him
That’s oddly specific but ok lol
Don’t question it
to many, he is that guy
that is so accurate!
And then he started talking about online dating??????????
3:35 i love how music from Halo 3 is just playing for no reason.
Came back to rewatch this after ROMCOM came out 😍😍😍
You look like post malone off of drugs
Pre malone
Post Malone in Heaven.
Post malone on different drugs
My name is irrelevant you Fools except post malone is a worthless piece of shit and jakey isnt.
what’s your name tho
Damn that RAID Shadow Legends really caught me off guard and gave a good laugh lmao
I got an ad for raid shadow legends like 5 seconds later
@@ohav3893 I got a god damn Tom Steyer ad again.
This is one of the best videos on the internet. I come back to this video so often. I love your videos Jake, really hoping all is well 🙏
Bro I could listen to you ramble about literally anything for hours. You're the best, Jakey ❤️
I absolutely love the "Barely conscious but completely aware" kind of personality Jakey does in these videos. It sounds like the rambles that come from a friend who knows exactly what he wants to say, but it sounds like a ramble. It's so amusing and entertaining.
big sleepover with friends vibe
You could also refer to it as “Drunk”
This is 100% true about "traveling" and "adventures". I've been using dating apps for a month and if I drank every time someone said that they love to travel, i'd be dead now
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That little text box is always bs anyway but at least some are a bit more creative than all these adventurers
that's until they take an arrow to the knee
@lemon diesel yo...where the craft brews at...what's with all this light shite
I did just that, I ended up getting a liver transplant instead of sweet death.
it's almost 2022 (like 14 min) and here I am watching old nakey jakey videos because they're amazing.... thank you sir... thank you
has anyone noticed
be my meg ryan and ill be your tommy hanks
(the sorority chant) i wanna go 85. woo woo.
the end of this vid being the outro to survival horror
maybe theres more but as soon as i heard romcon (aotd) all these vids came flooding back to memory and bruh.
i just think jakey is a genius, thank you for reading, see ya later.
what if it's a romcom baby we can get away
been loving his samples, album is amazing
@@ultra_exists be my Meg Ryan and i'll be your Tommy Hanks
If this is a video judging me and my hot and sexy and real Discord e-girl, I think we might have a problem here Mr. Jakey. You can't judge what we have. You're jealous , she types so beautifully and so sexily, and I like the way we are totally yes TOTALLY 100% in love even though we are so far away from each other. What we have is unique, you just don't understand.
I'm sure this online relationship that started 3 days ago will last forever.
* Pulls out a chocolate bar and beckons you over, with a shitty grin on his pen is *
This made me laugh haha.
I'm a fetus lets rp
"you wouldn't understand, she goes to a different discord server"
Don’t forget matching with someone only to have them Ghost you.
Damn it's really that bad ?
Laugh at my misery. I've downloaded Hinge, Bumble, and Tinder and received 0 dates or connections. Those that I do match with message for a day or two and then get bored. Online dating sucks, love isn't real and I wanna die.
And yes I know it's probably because I'm hideous and not fun to talk to but you'd think there's one person out there on some app. But nah.
@@mcxim2426
I'm on the same boat. With the very same apps funny enough. I'll probably be alone forever too. :(
Harrison Zimmerman yep, online dating isn’t really for average people and it takes awhile to learn that. There’s small success here and there if you really try for months but I find that it’s more headache than it’s worth
Was wondering why this popped up in my recommended again. Then saw sonichu.
14:41 really threw me off since listening to your album 100x. i was confused for a sec on why it sounded so familiar lmao.
Be honest, you only made this video to showcase Meg Ryan's pants.
João Natário lol
That’s a *big* reason
I cannot do a backflip. This is why I’m single. This is why I will never get a girlfriend.
Ekaj _ start training
😢
14:43 this sample went insane
That sonichu joke didnt age very well lmao
I met two people on OKCupid. One wasn't into men, just any person wearing leather and we didn't date, she just offered a couch for me to crash on, which is nice but weird. The other one left me in the middle of the date when she saw I had cuter friends. Online dating is rad!
I met my first gf (I'm her first bf too) a year ago on OKCupid and we just celebrated our anniversary so it ain't all bad
I mean that first experience actually sounds kinda cool, and that second one can totally happen offline. So not too bad.
Have you tried having uglier friends? Problem solved!
@@sladikk you guys are into freaky shit dont lie.
That sounds about right!
“Pull out the blickey” I’m never getting over that😂
Omegle
Honestly, I watch this video, just for that part, pretty much daily now.
Honestly it’s my favorite part
"Beep boop looking piece of shit"
The perfect way to describe how 90s computers looked
Watching this at the end of 2022... Swan diving off the empire state sounds pretty good, dude.
“I’m decently attractive, I’m not racist.”
"I too, desire to not die via consumption of Arby's."
Sounds like something a racist would say
Luke Strevell “I like black guys sorry I had a enough of Vanilla”
Naked Jacob looks like he came straight out of a Clockwork Orange
i know im about 2 years too late but dude you need to make more videos man :P you are very talented at making these type of info videos... every one so far from you i have watched has cracked me up and also taken me back to the past LOL thanks for the laughs dude!
To this day, anytime my bf and I are discussing food options for dinner, one of us will turn and say "I'm thinking arbys" 😂