Swindon the Birth of YO

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  • čas přidán 2. 09. 2020

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  • @AuditingBritain
    @AuditingBritain  Před 3 lety +433

    Yo !!
    I can’t get this YO out of my head , I am saying it around the house and everywhere I go . Yo

  • @lucyhart3845
    @lucyhart3845 Před 3 lety +42

    “I don’t think the manager of the public land is coming” lol

  • @realtruths2291
    @realtruths2291 Před 3 lety +75

    😂🤣😁 I love the way he stands in the doorway while they open and close against his belly

  • @SCOTTISHDASHCAMMER
    @SCOTTISHDASHCAMMER Před 3 lety +181

    Top kudos to last security guard polite professional and a bit banter the way it should be

    • @anthonybelton-ford3124
      @anthonybelton-ford3124 Před 3 lety +4

      Nah you have bad judgement skills, that last guy was being "funny" without the camera he'd be the wors

    • @johnlaurie6668
      @johnlaurie6668 Před 3 lety +20

      Anthony, I wasn't actually being funny with him. I was curious at what I thought he was taking a picture of. That's why I was looking up as I thought there was something up there i didn't know about. We have a lot of photographers in Swindon who take pictures of the library and other older buildings as they change through the years. As long as nothing is being done to compromise the security of the building (such as internal photos or of security cameras) then there's no problem.
      Thank you for the compliments all the same

    • @anthonybelton-ford3124
      @anthonybelton-ford3124 Před 3 lety +1

      @@johnlaurie6668 ok thanks for the response, guess you didnt have to clarify

    • @BRSL
      @BRSL Před 3 lety +4

      @@johnlaurie6668 You're the first security guard I see on this channel acting reasonably instead of questioning and giving orders to stop filming in public.

    • @johnrowe3019
      @johnrowe3019 Před 2 lety

      @@johnlaurie6668 Nice comment. Who was that YO guy tho🙄😂 He is in the wrong job. Not sure he should even be let out in public🤭Thank God he don't have mace or even worse a gun. Not a good look for the company.

  • @Blaesht
    @Blaesht Před 3 lety +30

    "We do not allow people to film in a public area." Haha, that's the best one yet.

  • @davidcameron7597
    @davidcameron7597 Před 3 lety +18

    What a pleasant man the last security guy is.

  • @darussianping61
    @darussianping61 Před 3 lety +34

    "private parts" 😂😂😂😂 AB you are seriously lifting my mood. ❤

  • @danhanley1313
    @danhanley1313 Před 3 lety +27

    Take a shot everytime the security gaurd either:
    - puts his hand in his pocket
    - takes his hand out of his pocket

  • @stanleymorgan1939
    @stanleymorgan1939 Před 3 lety +34

    Every video AB does is like a Monty Python sketch!!!! LOL!!!

    • @milliosmiles5160
      @milliosmiles5160 Před 3 lety

      Yeah, but unfortunately what is revealed is not a laughing matter.

  • @Nathan-mo9tn
    @Nathan-mo9tn Před 3 lety +15

    I’m sat here crying with laughter😂😂 “Yo Yo Yooooo” you don’t speak speak to the public like that “YO” 😂👌🏻 killed it AB

  • @cuddlybear_uk
    @cuddlybear_uk Před 3 lety +7

    Loved the way the security officer at the library interacted, he had a reasonable attitude and was pretty polite for one. No barking orders but could have been more polite before enquiring what you were doing. 8/10 for him

  • @sharazkahn8947
    @sharazkahn8947 Před 3 lety +23

    Job centre guard, keeping an eye out
    Yo ! Yo ! Yo ! Actually embarrassing
    Court doors 'just give me a hug'

  • @publicaudituk6313
    @publicaudituk6313 Před 3 lety +21

    When did, "Yo.... yo", become an appropriate manner of addressing a member of the public?

  • @frazzeld
    @frazzeld Před 3 lety +19

    Yo Yo Boy is obviously on one of the new rehabilitation programs

  • @davidhall6464
    @davidhall6464 Před 3 lety +73

    Hat off to the guy at 6:50, proper legend. Handled the situation very well, politely and with a bit of humour. Good lad 👏

    • @easilyoffended8106
      @easilyoffended8106 Před 3 lety +4

      David Hall
      Absolutely.
      The job of security staff is to establish if there's a a security threat... That's what this guy did, once he realised there wasn't a security threat he retuned to 'Human' mode.
      Not like the assholes in the earlier part of the clip who just like to try and intimidate.

    • @flynna
      @flynna Před 3 lety

      @@easilyoffended8106 a maskless human

    • @summerrr1
      @summerrr1 Před 2 lety +2

      There was no need for him to even query what was going on, so legendary status on hold. And why are cash strapped councils employing library security guards in the first place?

    • @rogerborg
      @rogerborg Před 8 měsíci

      @@summerrr1 No need, but he's perfectly entitled to pop out and _ask,_ one citizen to another, with good humour.

    • @summerrr1
      @summerrr1 Před 8 měsíci

      @@rogerborg doesn’t look like he’s a citizen

  • @keithwhittygmail
    @keithwhittygmail Před 3 lety +36

    Soooo. I rang the courts, got put through to security and asked if I could speak to YoYoYo, they did know who I was speaking about but said they couldn't comment on the CZcams video 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😳🤣 they had seen it 👍

    • @BABYWOLF--1966
      @BABYWOLF--1966 Před 3 lety +1

      LEARN OUR LAWS BEFORE COMING TOO THE UK IGNORANT CHUMP

  • @eastlandsparkfarm
    @eastlandsparkfarm Před 3 lety +35

    The SG at the end was a good guy, He was Jovial and had a great sense of humour.

  • @fasthracing
    @fasthracing Před 3 lety +11

    Our country, I despair. Some orrible looking F saying "Yo" whilst wearing such a uniform. We are doomed.

  • @Desousatheamuser
    @Desousatheamuser Před 3 lety +2

    I have been watching your videos for a couple of weeks now. Gold!
    Thanks A.b

  • @3603470
    @3603470 Před 3 lety +16

    "Pointing at private parts" LOL LOL LOL!!!!

  • @CharlieRico710
    @CharlieRico710 Před 3 lety +4

    Gangsta boi.... classic. You really are a true legend AB

  • @xnavigator1
    @xnavigator1 Před 3 lety +11

    You crack me up fella👊great stuff...

  • @nathanlaverick1882
    @nathanlaverick1882 Před 3 lety +11

    Would of been good to hear you praise the last security guard as he was spot on. Would be a nice balance hearing your options on the good ones out there also, as there are many.

  • @BritishBoy1971
    @BritishBoy1971 Před 3 lety +12

    That council guard seemed like a good bloke, with a good sense of humour.
    Unlike the guard at the court (Yo!), who looked liked he wanted to do you some harm!

    • @daveduck4315
      @daveduck4315 Před 3 lety

      Them doors looked like they were trying to eat the fat bloke

    • @lewisb85
      @lewisb85 Před 3 lety

      @@daveduck4315 The library/town hall guards are normally nice guys, maybe because they deal with the public a lot more.

  • @KyleELiiTTzz09
    @KyleELiiTTzz09 Před 3 lety +18

    My man is looking at the camera with one eye and looking at the people around the corner with his other..

  • @Piratestarburst
    @Piratestarburst Před 3 lety +5

    FAARRKK A.B BRO.. U HAVE ME IN STITCHES MAN 🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣 THIS IS THE BEST SHIZZ ON CZcams BRO 😂🤣😂🤣😂 MAD RESPECT FROM AUSTRALIA 🇦🇺

  • @theoriginalsimstig9663
    @theoriginalsimstig9663 Před 3 lety +1

    I love how you stay so calm it just makes it even better because it makes it even better

  • @rayfinch5287
    @rayfinch5287 Před 3 lety +1

    Yo, I never tire of watching your videos, you are just the best, we need more of them tho..

  • @seeyouthen
    @seeyouthen Před 3 lety +6

    That Yo guy was hyperventilating when called out.

  • @lakesideaudio
    @lakesideaudio Před 3 lety +9

    Anyone remember when the job centre was a nice place to go with staff that would help you go to interviews and find you jobs. Back in the 80’s I think

    • @ehb5079
      @ehb5079 Před 3 lety +2

      @@HP_Sauce334 is that hw much of a nitty you are, angry cos you can't smoke in the job centre 😂😂 gosh your aspirations in life must be sky high

    • @lakesideaudio
      @lakesideaudio Před 3 lety

      swiftandbold that’s right the cards, then a pleasant member of staff would give the place a call and say I’ve this really nice man would love to work for you, can I send him down this afternoon .

    • @lakesideaudio
      @lakesideaudio Před 3 lety

      Bear Phantom I don’t remember that but then I’ve never smoked so it wouldn’t have been a memory for me 😀😃😀

    • @tyrantseverywhere3956
      @tyrantseverywhere3956 Před 3 lety

      It ok to reminisce about that coz its relevant to this vid, its not just a random reminiscence but whatever

    • @letmeoffthisplanet6208
      @letmeoffthisplanet6208 Před 3 lety

      I don't think history goes back far enough

  • @delythprice4045
    @delythprice4045 Před 3 lety +1

    I love your work... AB gives my a good old giggle 😁👍😝🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @rebeccaholdaway5067
    @rebeccaholdaway5067 Před 2 lety +1

    Brilliant! Loving the greeting "Yo!"🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @stevenprofit83
    @stevenprofit83 Před 3 lety +4

    He was all up for being filmed but his eye was thinking not today 😂

  • @martin572
    @martin572 Před 3 lety +4

    Black security guard "I've got my eye on you" - AB "which one?"

  • @Anonim99435
    @Anonim99435 Před 2 lety +2

    “Why are you pointing at your private parts” 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @TheGreg6466
    @TheGreg6466 Před 3 lety +1

    It's like an automatic response "you can't take pictures here!" They pretty much all say it and when you're on the pavement/ side walk which is crazy, another good one, thanks AB

  • @badmothertruckeruk3731
    @badmothertruckeruk3731 Před 3 lety +4

    Security guard at job centre looks like Howard from the Halifax tv advert 😂😂😂

  • @RedroomStudios
    @RedroomStudios Před 3 lety +3

    thank you for all the entertainment while the government have me locked in my home here in Canada. you are a hero! always have to laugh at these people who come out from inside buildings and then complain about you filming them!

  • @danttny151
    @danttny151 Před 3 lety +1

    AB you got balls of steel 💪🏼 well done mate, enjoyed that 😁

  • @78bollox
    @78bollox Před 3 lety +2

    We missed you AB - from your two top fans in Vietnam 🙏🏻👏🏻

  • @f1nn_17
    @f1nn_17 Před 3 lety +3

    5:44 “ your deaf mate” 😂 love it

  • @martinmchugh939
    @martinmchugh939 Před 3 lety +20

    Swindon jobcentre always treat people like this for many years. i have had trouble with theses idiots on and of for years .BULLYS. keep the good work ab from Swindon lad

    • @christopher6921
      @christopher6921 Před 3 lety +3

      Why you been going there for years,? shouldn’t you have a job by now?

    • @juju5568
      @juju5568 Před 3 lety

      I totally agree

    • @juju5568
      @juju5568 Před 3 lety

      @@christopher6921
      I have never got a job from this job centre.
      I am 54.
      Always been in Work.
      Conv.19 virus will closed down all recruit agencies.
      🙏

    • @lewisb85
      @lewisb85 Před 3 lety +2

      Used to work there many years ago, so they still got morons on the door.

    • @juju5568
      @juju5568 Před 3 lety +1

      @@lewisb85
      Just a pathetic attitude.
      It must be something in the water.
      I never liked going in there for any reason.
      It won't ever change in Swindon.🎓☹

  • @mohammedsajawal1662
    @mohammedsajawal1662 Před 3 lety +2

    What a episode A.B. Yo😂😂😂😂😂 last security officer was very pleasant.. A.B keep up the good work you do.

  • @picaronews2888
    @picaronews2888 Před 3 lety +1

    Can you imagine how embarrassing or at least uncomfortable it feels for some people to have to go to a job centre? There's good auditing and then there's totally insensitive auditing that accomplishes what? You get a rise out of a job centre security guard?

  • @richardtheeighth4431
    @richardtheeighth4431 Před 3 lety +11

    Well done Sir AB, today you've done a three in one audit,
    "yo".😂🤣😂

    • @richardtheeighth4431
      @richardtheeighth4431 Před 3 lety

      @out of the EU, (find your own fish).
      This applicable as stated in Section 32 of the Crimes and Courts Act 2013, in the following, paragraphs, sections and subsections;
      1, "in court".
      Subsection (1), (a), "in any court".
      [F2(c), "in court if it's taken or made in the court-room, or in the court precincts of the building in which the court is held", ect.
      Without exception, standing outside on the footpath isn't included.

  • @hollie_marie
    @hollie_marie Před 3 lety +15

    AYEEE!!
    Likes if you're from Swindon 🤣
    Love how CZcams randomly throws these videos at me

  • @AB-pw7ro
    @AB-pw7ro Před 3 lety +1

    Haha hahaha yo yo yoooo AB, great as usual, thanks for the video

  • @abzgreezy6230
    @abzgreezy6230 Před 3 lety +1

    @5:50 YOOOOO GANGSTA BOY ...... I'm dead 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣. You're so hilarious AB keep them fools disappear. PERFECT 👍👍👌

  • @AbsoluteAudits
    @AbsoluteAudits Před 3 lety +3

    Nice to have a new upload from you. Good as always! 😎

  • @bobwilkinson237
    @bobwilkinson237 Před 3 lety +4

    His name is Reda Boudai.

  • @engelberthumperdinck7366
    @engelberthumperdinck7366 Před 3 lety +2

    Ab you are getting braver and braver and it shows! brilliant stuff.. My real name is colin mac and I am spreading the word about your brilliant audit videos... Your fan club is growing... Spread the word everybody 👍👍👍👍

  • @femtokun
    @femtokun Před rokem

    YO! your videos are amazing :)

  • @MightyOnion
    @MightyOnion Před 3 lety +31

    Good security he's got his eyes in two places, can't sneak up on him 🤣

  • @Jsao1996
    @Jsao1996 Před 3 lety +4

    That last security guard was a legend!!

  • @barryspade
    @barryspade Před 3 lety +2

    That big fat half living thing with the doors opening and closing
    Absolutely fcuinkg priceless
    AB your a star!
    Keep it up pal

  • @fasthracing
    @fasthracing Před 3 lety +1

    Its so good to hear English accents.

  • @joshb5416
    @joshb5416 Před 3 lety +9

    YO! Lmfao

  • @GA45AMG
    @GA45AMG Před 3 lety +9

    Knock knock “who’s there”
    Yo yo
    Yo yo who
    Yo yo you turn your camera off yo

  • @tonerbilly
    @tonerbilly Před 3 lety +1

    Excellent as always AB👌👌

  • @Kennyde
    @Kennyde Před 2 lety +1

    This conversation has nothing to do with my private parts 🤣🤣

  • @liverpoolfcforlife3321
    @liverpoolfcforlife3321 Před 3 lety +6

    Hes eaten too many 🥧 and very rude from them. And I love the “ yo gangster boy” part 😂

  • @TheSebiestor
    @TheSebiestor Před 3 lety +10

    Doors: wtf?
    Fat Guy: in the name of jesus christ, i compel thee
    😆

  • @samsonalonge5640
    @samsonalonge5640 Před 3 lety +1

    that YO!!! got me rollling 🤣🤣🤣

  • @Adhachi
    @Adhachi Před 3 lety +2

    Not the same without your accents. You've set a new expectation 😂

  • @thickerbrummietwat
    @thickerbrummietwat Před 3 lety +2

    AB, another great audit. 😁👍
    Would you please zoom into their ID badges, when they give you a chance...? Pretty please, with sugar on top 😉

    • @johnlaurie6668
      @johnlaurie6668 Před 3 lety

      I am the last guard and I wouldn't recommend it. That would be attempted voyeurism 🤣

  • @tobeytransport2802
    @tobeytransport2802 Před 3 lety +3

    4:58 you can of course film from outside however with courts you must have permission otherwise it’s contempt of court as this rude man tells us. I love your videos AB, keep up the good work!

  • @wusaf250
    @wusaf250 Před 3 lety +1

    Very happy your sub count is going up and up keep up the great vids 😊😊😊😁

  • @northoltflightwatch
    @northoltflightwatch Před 3 lety

    This is the funniest AB video yet

  • @jordanhunt2000
    @jordanhunt2000 Před 3 lety +4

    legend

  • @inthisdayandage8078
    @inthisdayandage8078 Před 3 lety +2

    Who's the manager of public land? 😂😂
    Brilliant 👌

  • @blancoblaekok2205
    @blancoblaekok2205 Před 3 lety

    Dude you are the best in the art of trolling 🤣

  • @DanSmithBK
    @DanSmithBK Před 3 lety +1

    Good to see you’ve worked out how to monetise! The first advert in an AB video for me, and 1:30 long too!

  • @weedomjolly9568
    @weedomjolly9568 Před 3 lety +19

    Yo! Gangster boy. 😂😂😂

  • @everhope6364
    @everhope6364 Před 3 lety +4

    So the sign telling you not to film outside is inside the building........well that makes sense lol
    Excellent video as always AB

  • @beniceffs
    @beniceffs Před 3 lety

    Thanks AB. Very entertaining. Lol

  • @conorgray433
    @conorgray433 Před 3 lety

    Love this....LOVE IT

  • @benwilkinson5277
    @benwilkinson5277 Před 3 lety +17

    Security guard by day, chameleon by night.

  • @iceblueni
    @iceblueni Před 3 lety +17

    Give YoYo a break he is still learning the language :)

    • @roscothesecond6722
      @roscothesecond6722 Před 3 lety +5

      Poor bugger has only been in the country 25 years.

    • @roscothesecond6722
      @roscothesecond6722 Před 3 lety

      @@hymatwat9412 actually I left England in 1964 on a 707

    • @sandwichman100
      @sandwichman100 Před 3 lety +1

      id love to see his job interview
      good afternoon sir, can you tell us a bit about yourself?
      ah, yo, bin doon seekureetee yo for yo long...

  • @FGW180101
    @FGW180101 Před 3 lety

    AB when are you coming back to Swindon? Would be great to see you down there when I’m at work 😂

  • @dhdjdjdjd9515
    @dhdjdjdjd9515 Před 3 lety

    Yesssss ab at your finest legend 👌🏿💯💯💯💯👌🏿🤣

  • @karlk3832
    @karlk3832 Před 3 lety +5

    Omg the first guy in the job centre...1 eye has gone the shop the other is coming back with change lol

    • @cbecks2051
      @cbecks2051 Před 3 lety +1

      Hes just keeping an eye on people. Well. Two

    • @TheBrataccas
      @TheBrataccas Před 3 lety

      Looks like a creature from star wars

  • @joshuafarrington6869
    @joshuafarrington6869 Před 3 lety +3

    Yooo The Gangster Is Back 🔫🚬🔪💰

    • @QFilmz
      @QFilmz Před 3 lety

      Tai Chi Tube YO..............yo!

  • @CharlieRico710
    @CharlieRico710 Před 3 lety

    The security guy at end was funny lol

  • @sandydobbie1255
    @sandydobbie1255 Před 3 lety

    Brill as usual AB !!!

  • @TonyMontana-zr6ev
    @TonyMontana-zr6ev Před 3 lety +19

    Why are you pointing at you’re private parts😂😂

  • @jacky_1479
    @jacky_1479 Před 3 lety +19

    Always a difficult conversation when talking with savages. Everything has to be over explained and in great detail to get the simple message across.

  • @dangleecock6704
    @dangleecock6704 Před 3 lety

    Love your videos

  • @ash5458
    @ash5458 Před 3 lety +1

    This is a funny episode...
    1st - the plugs pointing to his privates.
    2nd - the automatic door bouncing off the big fella
    3rd - YO!!!

  • @jamieleroy8667
    @jamieleroy8667 Před 3 lety +5

    04:40 - so a guy went to jail for smashing a window.
    Lmao! Imagine him in a jail... so what did you do? Oh I murdered someone and yourself oh I smashed a window
    🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @jamieleroy8667
      @jamieleroy8667 Před 3 lety

      @Lukasz up da bum RAW! Lol

    • @barneybiggles
      @barneybiggles Před 3 lety

      I worked for years looking after child molesters etc, if you asked them what they were locked up for? ( I already knew, but used to ask them)
      Most of them would say for GBH, or I was a bank robber.

  • @hoppinonabronzeleg9477
    @hoppinonabronzeleg9477 Před 3 lety +16

    So that's a fail for the Job Centre (Joke Shop).
    Looked like a pass for the courts , first guy was extremely agreeable. Looked like a pass, until gangsta-boi went -'Yo!' then I'm afraid a FAIL!
    Central library, PASS! The security bloke was very funny, and just wanted to know what was going on, didn't attempt a power trip, or try to stop you from filming!

    • @BABYWOLF--1966
      @BABYWOLF--1966 Před 3 lety +1

      Go back to Botswana YOU CAN RECORD ANYTHING YOU WANT IN PUBLIC LEARN THE LAW BUANA

  • @Snacksaloon
    @Snacksaloon Před 3 lety

    Yo! This was brilliant 😂

  • @casper-cr3kz
    @casper-cr3kz Před 3 lety +1

    All this time iv been watching these videos nd I was expecting ab to look like Kugan with accent 🤣

  • @j0llyroger889
    @j0llyroger889 Před 3 lety +4

    Biggest plonker of the week goes to YO HEY YO YO STOP FILMING iNIT YO,

  • @bren70ssss94
    @bren70ssss94 Před 3 lety +3

    I love when you wind them up its hilarious :)

  • @sashablue1971
    @sashablue1971 Před 3 lety

    AB he clearly informed you it's not A loud ,hence you walked over 😁only kidding. As usual a great video 👍

  • @13rew76
    @13rew76 Před 3 lety

    I liked that bald security guard at the end nice guy

  • @Langers69er
    @Langers69er Před 3 lety +7

    Cross eyed security guards is a thing, yo!!!

  • @rebeyad1070
    @rebeyad1070 Před 3 lety +3

    Yooo I know the black guy at the start, he’s actually a really nice guy lmao

    • @zz4753
      @zz4753 Před rokem

      😂😂😂😂

  • @chumbucket1026
    @chumbucket1026 Před 3 lety +1

    Probably the best security guard iv ever seen, One eye on you and the other looking in the other direction.

  • @leehancock8208
    @leehancock8208 Před 2 lety

    I liked the way the big fella at the job centre door kept one eye on the chips and one eye on the change 👀