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  • @PurposelessRabbitholes
    @PurposelessRabbitholes Před 2 lety +1231

    Richard Ayoade killed this role so hard. Having to act like a person who doesn’t know how to act, while also acting like the same person _not_ acting in the interviews, it’s just brilliant

    • @zibberebbiz
      @zibberebbiz Před 2 lety +7

      And an entire spin-off series!

    • @zibberebbiz
      @zibberebbiz Před 2 lety +19

      The backstory they've woven for Dean Learner is so great, filthy but great.

    • @stuartreid3540
      @stuartreid3540 Před 2 lety +30

      All 4 of them played their parts with ridiculous attention to detail, it’s a bonafide classic that will never be matched

    • @HughMungz
      @HughMungz Před 2 lety +3

      man you just watched cosmonauts video lmao you just said exactly what he said💀 what a joke. try to have an opinion of your own

    • @sloppyphart7879
      @sloppyphart7879 Před rokem +2

      Have you considered the possibility that perhaps the man simply can't act. I've yet to be impressed by a single role he's acted in.

  • @MichaelFreckelton
    @MichaelFreckelton Před 3 lety +1050

    The fact that he has to stop to wait for Learner to say "not so fast" kills me every time

    • @Keyecomposer
      @Keyecomposer Před rokem +19

      Love it, it reminds me of npc's trying to interrupt another npc's line of dialogue but there's just an awkward pause in the middle.

  • @harrypotterfantng
    @harrypotterfantng Před 6 lety +800

    That lil extra push he had to give the door right at the end of the clip lol

    • @ghw1985
      @ghw1985 Před 2 lety +5

      Like that would happen in real life , you find out shes cheating then you slam the door after kicking her out saying go fuck charlie then! See if he pays for your lulu lemons, then the doir just doest slam right so you, out of frustration slam it again. Godamn you Erika.... you and charlie

  • @theoriginalvideo-schmideoc905

    Holding another man's gaze is perfectly natural.

  • @woschaebedip
    @woschaebedip Před 3 lety +988

    I never heard of this show before. But after this clip and Matt Berry managing to say "solo" with 5 syllabils in another one I know that I NEED to see it

    • @ryandeeken1554
      @ryandeeken1554 Před 2 lety +33

      I've watched the same 2 clips and need to watch this show now lol

    • @abhijithcpreej
      @abhijithcpreej Před 2 lety +5

      Same bro. What is this

    • @Richardwalsh00
      @Richardwalsh00 Před 2 lety +28

      @@abhijithcpreej garth marenghi's darkplace

    • @ace1776
      @ace1776 Před 2 lety +8

      I remember seeing this on adult swim a long time ago.

    • @LAVATORR
      @LAVATORR Před 2 lety +12

      To paraphrase my first girlfriend talking about Breaking Bad, I wish I'd lost my virginity to Darkplace

  • @weirdweaver149
    @weirdweaver149 Před 18 dny +9

    This is every interaction ive ever had with HR

  • @UncertainEarth
    @UncertainEarth Před 3 lety +692

    if you close your eyes, it sounds like a Richard Ayoade questioning Jason Statham

    • @bredrick.
      @bredrick. Před 3 lety +28

      I love how Dagless stops before Reed says anything.

    • @thomasrussell4674
      @thomasrussell4674 Před 3 lety +8

      So true! I heard darkplace on my car radio not knowing what it was, before I ever saw it, I thought it was Jason Statham!!!

    • @EvieCorwell
      @EvieCorwell Před 2 lety +10

      I genuinely didn't realise it was Richard Ayoade until I read your post. It's like my brain couldn't process the idea of Ayoade with that moustache.

    • @Hascienda27
      @Hascienda27 Před 18 dny

      Moss vs Shaw

  • @howlermouse
    @howlermouse Před 9 lety +2245

    How HOW did they get the fly to land on cue?

    • @planemanship1216
      @planemanship1216 Před 5 lety +673

      Matt Holness has claimed in a (serious) interview that it was 100% unplanned and unscripted. Amazing.

    • @gandalfstormcrow7943
      @gandalfstormcrow7943 Před 5 lety +27

      PlaneManShip did you know that Matt Holness is Bob Holness’ son from Blockbusters fame ??

    • @galliman123
      @galliman123 Před 5 lety +122

      Because all the crew members used the set bins as real bins haha so there were a lot of flies in the studio

    • @kholemcrae1100
      @kholemcrae1100 Před 3 lety +285

      It was jeff goldblum, he was uncredited

    • @ivandrago3621
      @ivandrago3621 Před 3 lety +79

      Its a british fly, they listen.

  • @senseweaver01
    @senseweaver01 Před 2 lety +302

    I love how Thornton says "Not so fast" even though Dag isn't even moving haha

  • @MalakianM2S
    @MalakianM2S Před rokem +92

    That fly has better comedic timing that most of the actors guild put together.

    • @Damar158
      @Damar158 Před rokem +4

      This is one of the rare shows that does good 'bad acting', you really need to sell the actors trying to sell their lines instead of just being obviously bad on purpose.

    • @neuvocastezero1838
      @neuvocastezero1838 Před 20 dny +1

      I heard that fly won a Bafta for another role.

    • @MalakianM2S
      @MalakianM2S Před 20 dny

      @@neuvocastezero1838 Idk what's funnier the fact that the joke past way over you or that you felt triggered enough to post. Obviously I'm not dissing any actor, I honestly love Ayoade and Matt Berry, I'm just pointing out... you know what... if I have to explain the joke I guess it wasn't so funny to begin with anyways.

    • @neuvocastezero1838
      @neuvocastezero1838 Před 20 dny +1

      @@MalakianM2S Sorry, Malakian, I got the joke, but was just adding another little (I guess _very_ little) joke, sorry that you didn't find it funny.

    • @MalakianM2S
      @MalakianM2S Před 20 dny

      Ok, buddy.

  • @theultimatejoost
    @theultimatejoost Před 3 lety +193

    That fly actor is amazing.

    • @OmegaTrooper
      @OmegaTrooper Před 2 lety +6

      its the same fly as the Pence fly. He's in way more stuff than you know!

    • @VadersFist95
      @VadersFist95 Před 2 lety +6

      Fun fact he was in Raiders of the Lost Ark. The commentary track for that film has him tell a funny anecdote.

    • @boofuls
      @boofuls Před 2 lety +1

      @@OmegaTrooper i understand that fly has his own agent and manager …and his own luxury trailer on set 🤔

  • @memehovel9887
    @memehovel9887 Před rokem +41

    Ok, but can we just talk about how slick the 'Don't make me stand here and count' line actually is?

    • @frankolmos9626
      @frankolmos9626 Před 9 měsíci +2

      Get your Sorry Shot to Shore is awesome

  • @TaJaToT
    @TaJaToT Před 12 lety +551

    gotta love that intentionally bad acting

    • @sm0lcretcher
      @sm0lcretcher Před 3 lety +12

      im replying to this comment 9 years after you first typed it lul

    • @PantherFox
      @PantherFox Před 3 lety +7

      @@sm0lcretcher and i just happen to click this 9 year old comment one hour after you did

    • @saucebucket.
      @saucebucket. Před 3 lety +1

      @@PantherFoxahem

    • @internettevarolanadam
      @internettevarolanadam Před 3 lety +1

      @Sam Hewitt well, you see...

    • @maxx6070
      @maxx6070 Před 3 lety +4

      9 years! Jesus!!! R u still here lol?

  • @darthkahn45
    @darthkahn45 Před 2 lety +42

    Watch the way Dag leaves the room 🤣
    The attention to every detail is incredible

    • @gandalf8216
      @gandalf8216 Před rokem

      It's the punchline, but it's slapstick. This scene is genius.

  • @themastersword1621
    @themastersword1621 Před 2 lety +17

    I always notice something new when watching this show. Like Matthew's awkward turn to walk out the door.

  • @gorgolyt
    @gorgolyt Před 17 dny +3

    I like how insistent Dagless is that he was literally nowhere.

  • @CelebrityHotTub
    @CelebrityHotTub Před 11 lety +274

    SLAM! *gently closes

    • @tomahzo
      @tomahzo Před 3 lety +1

      Nice work building those sets ;D.

  • @theviledelinquent3920
    @theviledelinquent3920 Před rokem +4

    I love the more subtle humor in here they got in. The timing being off where he obviously and intentionally stopped walking and waited for him to say "not so fast" is pure gold.

  • @AhmedOnly1
    @AhmedOnly1 Před 3 lety +52

    I remember when this show aired in 1980s. We were scared to death.

    • @Myndir
      @Myndir Před 3 měsíci +3

      Yeah, but it sucked after Dagless got together with her and they moved to America.

  • @popasquat5022
    @popasquat5022 Před 3 lety +82

    crazy how both of these actors were dubbed by Jason Statham

  • @calvinjluther
    @calvinjluther Před 3 lety +172

    Dean's acting is improving, you have to admit that.

  • @sunioj700
    @sunioj700 Před 11 lety +72

    LOL the fly landing on dagless' nose

  • @closingmidnite411
    @closingmidnite411 Před 12 lety +59

    I'd love Darkplace to be made on a region free media format! OMG I'd definitely buy it Blu Ray!

    • @jmalmsten
      @jmalmsten Před 3 lety +8

      I got the British DVD quite some time ago. And making most DVD-players region free is usually a rather simple affair.
      Though, I would love to see this on Blu-Ray. I mean. It's shot on 16mm. And I'm fairly certain they could rescan most of it even if there are sections that have video compositing. So a really decent 1080p master should be able to be produced... Though, it is hard to sell these things so I guess it is a matter of cost of printing and distributing the discs more than a matter of making an HD master.

  • @mikelaubacher7726
    @mikelaubacher7726 Před 2 lety +7

    The fact he has to fix the door before it cuts fucking floors me every time.

  • @planescaped
    @planescaped Před rokem +12

    Richard Ayoade hands down has the best bad performance I have ever seen in Darkplace.
    It's masterpiece level, acting this believably yet entertainingly bad intentionally is Danial Day Lewis levels of skill. XD

  • @Maryroselan
    @Maryroselan Před 2 lety +3

    Looks like they aren't mmmmbuddies in this scene

  • @EdwardOberon
    @EdwardOberon Před 2 lety +6

    Best use of a fly in television history

  • @countesschewi2399
    @countesschewi2399 Před rokem +5

    There are obviously a lot of amazing things in this one scene, but I think one of my favourite little details is how poorly composed the over-the-shoulder shots are - Thornton is so far into the frame that you can see the other shoulder, isn't close enough to the camera to give Dag's face more space, and the angle suggests that they either couldn't or just didn't bother to raise the camera up to match Thornton's height.

  • @giantsalsa3977
    @giantsalsa3977 Před 3 lety +5

    That afro guy looks like Richard Ayoade without glasses

    • @chubbypapaya
      @chubbypapaya Před 3 lety +6

      boy have i got news for you!

    • @giantsalsa3977
      @giantsalsa3977 Před 3 lety +2

      No way is Richard Ayoade old enough to be in this 🙃🙃

    • @UFOhunter4711
      @UFOhunter4711 Před 3 lety

      It is

    • @huzaifa8004
      @huzaifa8004 Před 2 lety +3

      @@giantsalsa3977 this was shot in the early 00s but it's made to look like a rlly crap 80s horror show

  • @lolineotzelberger5196
    @lolineotzelberger5196 Před 2 lety +4

    Richard is SO BRILLIANT!! Why isn't he the next Dr. Who??

    • @DrBagPhD
      @DrBagPhD Před 27 dny

      Because he'd be a shit Doctor

  • @sila4297
    @sila4297 Před 2 lety +6

    This is the longest minute Ive ever watched.

    • @lookandlisten5740
      @lookandlisten5740 Před 2 lety +2

      Probably because it's 1minute 6 seconds... Pedantic maybe, but the perception of time should never interfere with acting of such intensity.

  • @thomasel9171
    @thomasel9171 Před 2 lety +12

    God this show was a masterpiece

    • @planescaped
      @planescaped Před rokem +3

      It was hands-down the best comically bad show ever made.
      They nailed it. Every character was believable in their awful acting, but still damn entertaining. Though Richard Ayoade was the best at it.

  • @youngest7719
    @youngest7719 Před 3 lety +4

    i've been hearing quotes from this scene for the past five years, not picking up on the joke. LOOK WHO'S LAUGHING NOW, MISTER

  • @vivianzenari8522
    @vivianzenari8522 Před 3 lety +16

    I've watched this clip like 89 times and it's always funny

  • @jeffmunkynutz1568
    @jeffmunkynutz1568 Před 4 dny

    Whole scene's worth it just for that fly.

  • @VoiceLord1
    @VoiceLord1 Před 2 lety +8

    That walk as he's leaving the office kills me

  • @TwistedExisted894
    @TwistedExisted894 Před 3 lety +70

    what is this masterpiece

    • @DimaJeydar
      @DimaJeydar Před 3 lety +32

      Garth Marenghi's Darkplace. It’s all on CZcams. You should check it out, it’s *hilarious* !

    • @TwistedExisted894
      @TwistedExisted894 Před 3 lety +5

      @@DimaJeydar thank you friend!

    • @leaarinwarkentine
      @leaarinwarkentine Před 3 lety +4

      @@DimaJeydar Thank you. I must see it now.

    • @mbwhly
      @mbwhly Před 2 lety +4

      Just make sure you dim the lights, or turn them off if you don’t have dimmers.
      I say enjoy!

  • @lexxandera
    @lexxandera Před 3 lety +21

    The funniest THING is how they framed that beautiful Mullet at 0:21,

  • @starfalco13
    @starfalco13 Před 2 lety +3

    just the reverse shots when you see their shoulders kills me, they look so stiff

  • @IAmZolo
    @IAmZolo Před měsícem +1

    man I forgot about this scene from Dexter

  • @RnRnR
    @RnRnR Před 3 lety +9

    I thought this was actually from the 80s and it wasn't Ayoade 😅

  • @Skoora
    @Skoora Před 3 lety +2

    Genius coverage over the shoulder.

  • @AqibA.C.
    @AqibA.C. Před 3 lety +3

    I don't know exactly what this series is but it feels like a fever dream haha.

  • @TheWaynos73
    @TheWaynos73 Před 2 lety +1

    f#%kin Reed. stealth entrance 😆

  • @ShadowJesus22
    @ShadowJesus22 Před 2 lety +12

    why does he sound like the ancient reptilian brain in Disco Elysium

  • @PoliteAsFuck77
    @PoliteAsFuck77 Před měsícem

    Based solely on the thumbnail I knew exactly what I was looking at. Dark Places forever

  • @DangerAngelous
    @DangerAngelous Před 2 lety +3

    Vaguest dispute in history

  • @clacclackerson3678
    @clacclackerson3678 Před rokem

    Final scene has the beauty of a northern renaissance painting.

  • @zoepertom
    @zoepertom Před 19 dny

    Thornton sounds like the narrator from Disco Elysium

  • @Blank12456
    @Blank12456 Před 3 lety +1

    It looks and sounds like 90% Richard ayoade but I can't comprehend that is indeed richard ayoade

  • @Mynameisnumber5
    @Mynameisnumber5 Před 10 lety +27

    Thing doesn't even sound like a word anymore.

  • @soulrider453
    @soulrider453 Před 2 lety +1

    this show is finally on Amazon prime video, been watching clips forever waiting for this moment

  • @f.frederickskitty2910
    @f.frederickskitty2910 Před měsícem

    0:02 That guy looks like he rolled in on casters instead of walking 😂

  • @desired397
    @desired397 Před 3 lety +1

    This dialogue give me Guy Ritchie vibes, love it.

  • @jackDaddy23
    @jackDaddy23 Před měsícem

    THAT FLY IS A REALLY POWERFUL ACTOR

  • @CS-mo7xp
    @CS-mo7xp Před 2 lety +1

    this is a good opportunity to recommend the 1989 horror film 'Things'... if you like Darkplace you'll probably appreciate it.

  • @GelegentlichLustig
    @GelegentlichLustig Před 11 lety +26

    Don't make me stand here and count

  • @jasonl3445
    @jasonl3445 Před 3 lety +4

    That fly tho

  • @Buhsmichaelgmail
    @Buhsmichaelgmail Před rokem +1

    I do not know if anyone has mentioned this, but in a interview, Matthew Holness stated that the trash cans on the set were used by people not understanding that they were just props. That is why there were flies on the set that day, and it was just a happy accident that one landed on his nose while filming.

  • @my88110
    @my88110 Před 2 lety +2

    I like when he walks out the door like a puppet

  • @pentelegomenon1175
    @pentelegomenon1175 Před 3 lety +25

    "Thing" comes from an ancient German word for a seasonal open-air committee that makes judgments and proclamations.

    • @gandalf8216
      @gandalf8216 Před rokem

      In Scandinavia, we know the word ting which means council or meeting. Similar to Latin forum. So the English word thing becomes a synonym to the word object, because in ancient times "object" refers to a body that decides or judges, another relic from the past which has given us terms used in linguistics.

  • @glitchmaster2672
    @glitchmaster2672 Před 2 lety +4

    This video was so bizarre watching it late at night that I had to check my phone again to make sure this video wasn’t a hallucination

  • @renaigh
    @renaigh Před 3 lety +2

    sounds my inner thoughts.

  • @mikemike8064
    @mikemike8064 Před 7 dny

    Close your eyes and it sounds like an elden ring cutscene

  • @MotiviqueStudio
    @MotiviqueStudio Před 3 lety +1

    God this show was amazing.

  • @nearly.
    @nearly. Před rokem

    average Aaron Sorkin dialogue

  • @Kevenough
    @Kevenough Před 10 měsíci

    There is a point and click adventure called The Barrows. Its sounds shockingly like this show. Even in the dialog capture. There is somthing distinctive about early British audio capture thats different from everyone else's.

  • @welshman100
    @welshman100 Před rokem

    The shotgun scene in the graveyard... i hurt myself my fits of laughter when i saw that on tv.

  • @MrBenjarming
    @MrBenjarming Před 3 lety +7

    *Steps*
    -Stands still for a solid second-
    Ayoade: *Side-steps into frame*
    Ayoade: "Not so's fast mister"
    This is so perfectly bad that the effort that they put into it could be compared to that which went into the Sistine Chapel.

  • @scroogemccuck985
    @scroogemccuck985 Před rokem

    Jason Statham is such a chameleon. It’s crazy that he played both parts simultaneously

  • @Corn-Pop.
    @Corn-Pop. Před rokem

    love this show, it's fucking amazing

  • @andrewbird8624
    @andrewbird8624 Před 2 lety

    I just remembered us all seeing the fly. Every time. The fly!!
    If you didn't spot it… you will now.

  • @speccyfilms8387
    @speccyfilms8387 Před 2 lety +1

    Things? Things.

  • @Poopscipade
    @Poopscipade Před 2 lety +4

    Considering how terrible an actor Dean Learner is, he did pretty well here.

  • @Pulang_Diwa
    @Pulang_Diwa Před 3 lety

    1:01 That clopping of the shoes is some ASMR good shit.

  • @bluelanterns2982
    @bluelanterns2982 Před 2 lety +1

    They brought back Twin Peaks. Next it's Darkplace please.

  • @toxicmatrix1337
    @toxicmatrix1337 Před rokem

    The walking sound at the end, sounds EXACTLY like Ultima VIII

  • @marcen12
    @marcen12 Před rokem

    Rick Grimes is having a stroke after this discussion about 'things'.

  • @Henry-kz4gn
    @Henry-kz4gn Před měsícem +1

    I cant believe he had been nowhere, I was so sure he would've been somewhere

  • @CoralCopperHead
    @CoralCopperHead Před rokem

    This is giving me major "I should've left you on the corner where you were standing" vibes.

  • @7thesage853
    @7thesage853 Před 3 lety +10

    So...we just ignoring the fact that Dean was late on his delivery of “Not so fast mister!” 😂

  • @MastersOfTheForce
    @MastersOfTheForce Před 3 lety +5

    okay but this is just *chefs kiss* content. i want more shows like this tbh

    • @voltijuice8576
      @voltijuice8576 Před rokem +1

      I want to see more shows of you kissing chefs

  • @lankytwt
    @lankytwt Před 5 měsíci

    its funny because some scenes his pretty good.

  • @connor48880
    @connor48880 Před 3 lety +1

    The fly at the end really caps it all off

  • @sanitorz232
    @sanitorz232 Před 2 lety +1

    0:03 Orson Welles has been put to shame

  • @ohboy9077
    @ohboy9077 Před měsícem

    TANGLEWOOD? TERRY!

  • @Sharingan90210
    @Sharingan90210 Před 12 lety +2

    I lol'd XD

  • @wheelmanstan
    @wheelmanstan Před 8 lety +15

    and the door steals the scene!

  • @nightmare-nightmarenightma1147

    I love how he almost missed the door

  • @altar7885
    @altar7885 Před rokem

    The timing of that fly landing right on his nose at the end..

  • @liammeharry
    @liammeharry Před rokem

    Best scene

  • @gandalf8216
    @gandalf8216 Před rokem

    English Vocabulary, word: chaos. Example given: this scene.

  • @Van_Der_Lay_Industries
    @Van_Der_Lay_Industries Před 3 lety +2

    Daglass should remember that Thornton has to answer to Wonton.

    • @violetgc6049
      @violetgc6049 Před 2 lety +1

      Exactly!!!! Give the man a break, Wonton is breathing down his flipping neck!

    • @bencousins7311
      @bencousins7311 Před 2 lety +1

      if i saw wonton on the street i wouldn't stop to slap his ass but he's one fiery dragon who's tail you don't wanna pull

    • @samwallaceart288
      @samwallaceart288 Před 2 lety +1

      "We'd better come up with some answers for Wonton, and fast, or else my ass is grass! And he's got a lawnmower!"

  • @samwallaceart288
    @samwallaceart288 Před 2 lety

    The music is perfect for this

  • @zibberebbiz
    @zibberebbiz Před 2 lety

    My favorite "not so fast" besides Loaded Weapon! 1

  • @ThisStuffIsFree
    @ThisStuffIsFree Před 3 lety +10

    Holy Spirit it's Richard Ayoade

  • @mbwhly
    @mbwhly Před 2 lety +1

    Things Dag

  • @howlingmadme
    @howlingmadme Před 9 lety +26

    lol the door didn't close at the end

  • @rickmaldoo4205
    @rickmaldoo4205 Před 22 dny

    Sounds like Sean Harris

  • @TheRealLongname
    @TheRealLongname Před 3 lety +1

    I would have watched 4 season of this easily