Kids Tell Jokes on Letterman, June 9, 1992

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  • Kids from P.S. 144 in Queens tell their favorite school jokes on the show.

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  • @cgbaldwin
    @cgbaldwin Před 2 lety +46

    8 days after getting out of the army after a 4-year stint I smoked weed for the very first time - this was on TV that night, and this is what I watched - nothing has been the same ever since

  • @rorycarter6948
    @rorycarter6948 Před rokem +30

    “How would you like a sedative”😂

  • @Jadecrest123
    @Jadecrest123 Před 3 lety +164

    How sweet, the little girl is holding hands with the older girl.

    • @davidr.2408
      @davidr.2408 Před 3 lety +6

      right?

    • @atrain84
      @atrain84 Před 3 lety +21

      I saw that and thought it was just adorable. So nervous and she had an older (maybe new) friend to be there for her!

    • @ronniechilds2002
      @ronniechilds2002 Před 3 lety +24

      The kids are all adorable. Well, there's that one kid...

    • @jimijackson
      @jimijackson Před 3 lety +5

      I so missed that lol cute.

    • @clancykobane9102
      @clancykobane9102 Před 3 lety +16

      big sister instinct

  • @coolsoundfx6586
    @coolsoundfx6586 Před 2 lety +47

    Peter's parents: We'll be back Thursday to pick up Peter. Good Luck!

  • @davidgriffin1967
    @davidgriffin1967 Před 3 lety +197

    Alana Jacobs is brilliant in this video. She guides Dave through the joke with a lot of poise. And it is not an easy joke to tell. Very impressive.

    • @valleyguy633
      @valleyguy633 Před 3 lety +29

      Kept right on subject, and was committed to seeing the joke through. Very impressive.

    • @RideAcrossTheRiver
      @RideAcrossTheRiver Před 2 lety +8

      She's the next Bernadette Peters!

    • @glensmidt5327
      @glensmidt5327 Před 2 lety +2

      @@valleyguy633 ⁰

    • @simazar
      @simazar Před rokem +10

      Agreed, she's the star of the bit. Fascinated to know what she does now.

    • @videocat1366
      @videocat1366 Před rokem +1

      Sounds like you're all related to her. How's she doing? She'd be in her mid-30s now.

  • @wowmachineradio
    @wowmachineradio Před 5 lety +131

    "Is mom tired all the time?" LOL

  • @charlenemack7040
    @charlenemack7040 Před 10 měsíci +19

    David Letterman was the best person to talk and deal with children. He just seemed real natural and funny with the kids. Putting them at ease in a funny way. I’ve secretly been in love with David Letterman for more than 50 years. He doesn’t know I’m alive but, I know he’s alive that’s really all that matters. 😂❤

  • @sirglaivius3460
    @sirglaivius3460 Před 6 měsíci +13

    Shout out to Peter's teacher 😂

  • @uncjim
    @uncjim Před 2 lety +96

    Letterman embracing the hand he was dealt with the out of control little kid was brilliant. He played off it and made the whole segment hilarious. He was a Master.

  • @eightinches6094
    @eightinches6094 Před 3 lety +164

    Peter is the kid that you never invite to your house.

    • @crystalpowser3856
      @crystalpowser3856 Před 2 lety +30

      Or the kid u didn’t invite but somehow manages to show up anyway. I’ll bet his parents think that there is nothing wrong with him.

    • @hobbygamer6220
      @hobbygamer6220 Před 2 lety

      wtf is wrong with you ??? 😳

    • @hobbygamer6220
      @hobbygamer6220 Před 2 lety +3

      only because every person on this earth is a clone of you

    • @dr.davidenglish778
      @dr.davidenglish778 Před 2 lety +19

      Little Peter is the reason I didn't have kids.

    • @blueconversechucks
      @blueconversechucks Před rokem +11

      I hope Peter never lost his enthusiasm or confidence but dialed the rest back a notch or two.

  • @errose5967
    @errose5967 Před 3 lety +39

    I'm exhausted just watching the first kid, lol wow

  • @lawrencemaweu
    @lawrencemaweu Před rokem +27

    The joke about the little man is just world class. Ooh my God.

    • @bderrick4944
      @bderrick4944 Před rokem +5

      She gave me Norm Macdonald vibes somehow

  • @ncf1
    @ncf1 Před 5 lety +155

    the little girl's joke was great!!

  • @oaktree1290
    @oaktree1290 Před 3 lety +125

    David Letterman is a class act and a legend. Always made me laugh.

  • @raverwater1
    @raverwater1 Před 2 lety +31

    Perhaps the funniest clip I have ever seen. "Is mom always tired...?"

    • @rossmacintosh5652
      @rossmacintosh5652 Před 9 měsíci +1

      He knew it. She was. Yet she raised a great kid. Grew up to be a open heart surgeon.

  • @jimijackson
    @jimijackson Před 3 lety +56

    The invisible man one was good. She committed to it lol

    • @jaypickett3552
      @jaypickett3552 Před 3 lety +2

      And that little girl grew up to be Amy Schumer.

    • @NormAppleton
      @NormAppleton Před 2 lety +3

      That joke was something her 60 year old uncle told. She did it well though.

    • @dewilew2137
      @dewilew2137 Před rokem

      @@NormAppleton most six year olds don’t have a 60 year old uncle. Maybe a grandparent, but their aunts and uncles and likely 30-40, like their parents.

  • @privateprivate1865
    @privateprivate1865 Před 2 lety +41

    I love david letterman. He always handles everything with humor, yet maturity and wit.

  • @MapleSyrupPoet
    @MapleSyrupPoet Před 3 lety +39

    "Who gave him money for the candy machine" :))) ...love Peter, great stuff Pete

  • @raverwater1
    @raverwater1 Před rokem +12

    might be my favorite clip of all time. "Is mom tired all the time....?" 😂🤦‍♂️

  • @johncritch6812
    @johncritch6812 Před 3 lety +101

    Dave was great with kids. Glad he had a son.

    • @larryl212
      @larryl212 Před 3 lety +7

      So true... and kids liked him too. Linkletter had a knack. But Letterman? He always got the best out of ‘em.

    • @leewatkins1610
      @leewatkins1610 Před 3 lety +4

      actually he never had a son...dave was so old when he was born.that they call him a grandson!

    • @ylette
      @ylette Před 2 lety +3

      "Kids love me." - Dave Letterman

    • @donnal.carlkuchinski1394
      @donnal.carlkuchinski1394 Před 2 lety +1

      @@ylette they sure do!

    • @donnal.carlkuchinski1394
      @donnal.carlkuchinski1394 Před 2 lety +3

      @@leewatkins1610 "you are not, you are not, you are not funny!" Dave is an awesome DAD!

  • @njhollywood
    @njhollywood Před 3 lety +36

    Letterman handled this great! The kids were wonderful! Art Linkletter would be smiling!

  • @miyamotomoosashi159
    @miyamotomoosashi159 Před 5 lety +57

    The little girl was so funny😆😆😆

  • @satchelconnor995
    @satchelconnor995 Před 4 lety +38

    That 6 yrs old girl couldn't believe she remembered all those lines to the joke. David forgot on how to answer it.

  • @CMUBrent
    @CMUBrent Před 2 lety +14

    “Is Mom tired all the time?”

  • @jfjoubertquebec
    @jfjoubertquebec Před 5 lety +44

    Perfect match between that kid and Dave

  • @louisb5563
    @louisb5563 Před 2 lety +30

    THIS WAS ONE OF THE FUNNIEST CLIPS I've seen on Dave!

  • @anitajinfla9762
    @anitajinfla9762 Před rokem +37

    Awww... We need a reunion! What is Peter doing today?? Still bouncing off walls? 😅😅

    • @videocat1366
      @videocat1366 Před rokem +11

      I would love to see where all of them are today.

    • @anitajinfla9762
      @anitajinfla9762 Před 11 měsíci +6

      @@videocat1366 Would be pretty interesting Im sure...😊

    • @_Tanasis_
      @_Tanasis_ Před 9 měsíci

      He is an orthopedic surgeon in Florida. Google "Peter Howard md" and you ll see a current photo 😅

    • @Maya_Pinion
      @Maya_Pinion Před 9 měsíci +1

      He's in politics,still jumping.

    •  Před 8 měsíci

      Probably a Congressman.

  • @willdrucker4291
    @willdrucker4291 Před 2 lety +10

    “What’s the difference between a snowman and a snow woman?”
    Have a feeling Dave knew what was coming…😂😂😂

  • @larryarsenault
    @larryarsenault Před rokem +14

    The kids were cute and even funny. Dave should get an award for making great humor out of really awkward situations, plus the way he treated the kids was tops. But i bet he wished he had a fly swatter for the jumping bean.

  • @Matthew-xr5be
    @Matthew-xr5be Před 24 dny +2

    ALL of the kids were GREAT!.. They're KIDS!.. And Letterman's way of talking to/dealing with each of them is a beautiful thing to behold.. I cant get enough of this clip!..

  • @atrain84
    @atrain84 Před 3 lety +112

    Rumor has it that poor peter is still in time out.

    • @eloisem3214
      @eloisem3214 Před 2 lety +5

      He sure is a happy little guy. 😂

    • @kmac1766
      @kmac1766 Před 2 lety +3

      Jesus. “Get the hook out!”😆

    • @pigstrotters4198
      @pigstrotters4198 Před 2 lety +11

      @@eloisem3214 I would call that "hyperactivity", which can also be ADHD. That was more than just being happy.

    • @eloisem3214
      @eloisem3214 Před 2 lety +4

      @@pigstrotters4198 So sorry. Seems such precious child. May God touch and heal him. 🙏

    • @crystalpowser3856
      @crystalpowser3856 Před 2 lety +4

      He escaped and will grow up having parents that coddle him and think he’s great. They’ll be on Dr Phill pleading for help. Still living with his mom. Dad left years ago. No job, drug addiction. Not good at anything except video games. Wind up going postal killing his parents first then school mates.

  • @jonathanwebb3024
    @jonathanwebb3024 Před 3 lety +36

    Dave's having a Crispin Glover flashback.

    • @The3Stooges
      @The3Stooges Před 3 lety +5

      I'm laughing too hard at that one.. Thank You!

    • @revolversntulips
      @revolversntulips Před 2 lety

      True

    • @mikemahoney6840
      @mikemahoney6840 Před rokem

      I remember the Crispon Glover clip.He did a karate kick and Dave went to commercial.When they came back on Crispen was gone.Dave also had an interesting interview with Cher.She didn't like Dave but in the end she seemed to like him better

  • @DonTruman
    @DonTruman Před rokem +9

    LOL, oh, that was hilarious. Dave was particularly skilled in how he handled Peter.

  • @gastonave
    @gastonave Před 3 lety +69

    It strange to think that these kids are now in their thirties.

  • @danco1968
    @danco1968 Před 3 lety +22

    This is too much LOL.... do you really believe that there is a little man on my hand? 😀❤️❤️

    • @mjp96
      @mjp96 Před rokem +1

      thank you - i didn't hear her last line!

  • @davidjohnson5845
    @davidjohnson5845 Před 3 lety +27

    Hello folks, you people from the 50-60 70s, do y'all remember the jumping beans? This handsome little boy has jumping beans in his britches.

  • @pdottie212fu
    @pdottie212fu Před 4 lety +18

    That hyper kid is the same age as me. I was 7 in June 1992. I miss those times so much.

  • @randalltaylor3700
    @randalltaylor3700 Před 2 měsíci +2

    Comedy gold with Dave on the assist

  • @davidgriffin1967
    @davidgriffin1967 Před 3 lety +24

    "Who gave you money for the candy machine?" ----Give me some of that candy.

  • @markuse3472
    @markuse3472 Před rokem +7

    Just like with the audience, the first kid had me laughing SO much.
    I have watched this video now a few times since a few days ago just to laugh hysterically, specially at his joke, but also all his actions combined including his minute laugh right before his punchline, he knowing some mischief was coming.
    And yes, the little bitty girl was so adorable, and then her going next to the older girl and holding hands was also special.

  • @roachtoasties
    @roachtoasties Před 4 lety +16

    The girl with the red shirt I think should be the winner. The boy in the green shirt by now is probably hosting a late night show somewhere on this planet.

  • @bridawg24
    @bridawg24 Před 3 lety +11

    Muh damn foot's stuck in the damn door.

  • @shrodingerscat4191
    @shrodingerscat4191 Před 3 lety +36

    Chris Farley could have played the first kid

    • @Fibonaccisghost
      @Fibonaccisghost Před 2 lety

      Absolutely! czcams.com/video/el7gj3RvwjM/video.html

  • @lenoremcdonald4820
    @lenoremcdonald4820 Před 2 lety +4

    First kid cracks me up. Hard to believe this was thirty years ago.

  • @finfunforever
    @finfunforever Před 8 měsíci +1

    The little man joke was the funniest and brilliantly told with great comic timing.

  • @ronniechilds2002
    @ronniechilds2002 Před měsícem +2

    Dave could make anything funny, and he was brilliant with kids. His Halloween shows were always hilarious. And those kids were adorable. Well, MOST of them.

  • @jerzeyguy71
    @jerzeyguy71 Před 3 lety +37

    Peter is the reason Dave did not have a child till later i life, I would put money on it.. LOL!!!

  • @singleplytech
    @singleplytech Před 4 lety +53

    omg the little kindergartner (?) was adorable

    • @jimcoleman598
      @jimcoleman598 Před 3 lety +3

      She's really cute when she laughs at Dave's "That guy over there?" response @ 5:10

  • @Anna-vz5jl
    @Anna-vz5jl Před 3 měsíci +2

    When television was at its finest, I remember watching Letterman almost every night I watch Letterman and I love this segment when he brings the kids on and they tell jokes or either showing him like and what they invented that’s when kids were kids just so innocent and Funny and fun things were so much better back then now all kids do is watch Kim Kardashian and listen to Drake and they’re on their TikTok and Instagram and wear sweatpants to school and oversize jackets and boots. I don’t know and they’re in some of them are really rude actually Anyways best television ever letterman I got the opportunity to see Letterman live in New York City many many many years ago it was so awesome.

  • @v8vrooooom
    @v8vrooooom Před 5 lety +38

    I want whatever that kid is having

  • @joshuazerubbabel5951
    @joshuazerubbabel5951 Před 3 lety +6

    man...i miss the 90's.

  • @pardus5045
    @pardus5045 Před rokem +3

    These kids are now around 40yrs old.

  • @asteverino8569
    @asteverino8569 Před rokem +2

    Thanks Leonard and thanks Dave.

  • @cnath3466
    @cnath3466 Před 3 měsíci +1

    Too funny! Dave really knew how to get the funniest reactions from kids, while keeping them natural on stage.

  • @austinteutsch
    @austinteutsch Před rokem +3

    I'm gonna use that snowball joke.

  • @jeffclement2468
    @jeffclement2468 Před 9 měsíci +1

    This is great in so many ways. That little Alana just stole my heart! 😻
    Ahh miss the days of improv humor from Dave too.

  • @peggywelty5139
    @peggywelty5139 Před 3 lety +6

    The last kids was great

  • @718alterego
    @718alterego Před 3 lety +11

    That nervous (?) exuberance of the older girl just plays really well. They saved the best joke for last.

  • @alabamajenny8751
    @alabamajenny8751 Před 2 lety +2

    How things were in the nineties in US. Now all these things exist only in comments on social media. This would never fly on our such PC airwaves in 2022. Man I miss Letterman.

  • @Nick-sl2wp
    @Nick-sl2wp Před 2 lety +3

    This video makes me happy

  • @marydonohoe8200
    @marydonohoe8200 Před rokem +13

    The developmental difference between six-yr-old boys and six-yr-old girls is immense. Dave was actually amazing with young Peter. I only wish I had had his brilliant sense of humor and timing when I was teaching! 😂😂😂❤️💥

    • @JOHNWLOUCKS
      @JOHNWLOUCKS Před rokem

      I stole much of Dave's stuff when I was a perdiatric nurse. It worked ! J.L., R.N.

    • @blueconversechucks
      @blueconversechucks Před rokem

      Omg i am a PE teacher and I'm going to watch all his videos with kids for practice. I have several kids just like that first one.

  • @jayseth777
    @jayseth777 Před měsícem

    “That guy over there” had me rolling

  • @throwingsparks
    @throwingsparks Před 5 lety +21

    This kid should have his own show!!!

  • @doublelxp
    @doublelxp Před rokem +3

    I'm glad they had time for the second knock knock joke after all.

  • @angelwings6388
    @angelwings6388 Před 10 měsíci

    This is one of my favorite videos.I love your old lady baby.❤❤❤

  • @dmblum1
    @dmblum1 Před 11 měsíci +2

    Dave had a lot of great bits with children- you don't see that much any more. It's ironic he didn't become a dad until later in life.

  • @lacrisma007
    @lacrisma007 Před 5 lety +7

    'That guy over there?'
    I remember watching the original airing of this.

  • @richardpoplis6777
    @richardpoplis6777 Před 2 lety +4

    Dave letterman.. is great with the ad libs

  • @Spookytooth92
    @Spookytooth92 Před 2 lety +2

    "muhdayum foot stuk induh dayum door" best knock knock joke ever

  • @gregory593
    @gregory593 Před 3 lety +35

    Interesting fact: Peter is now considered to be the first ever Millennial.

    • @NoOne-kr4jc
      @NoOne-kr4jc Před 2 lety +2

      Aren't you the oldest dinosaur dug up at a Miami condo? They found remnants in the halls where you forgot to keep your robe on.

    • @saraheart2804
      @saraheart2804 Před 2 lety +3

      @@NoOne-kr4jc , you must be Peter.

  • @burkelong4376
    @burkelong4376 Před měsícem

    What a group of kids. Hilarious!

  • @oaktree1290
    @oaktree1290 Před 3 lety +16

    I don't laugh much but Peter made me laugh.

    • @eloisem3214
      @eloisem3214 Před 2 lety +2

      Wouldn't it be fun to know where he is today?

    • @weirdthingstoeat7198
      @weirdthingstoeat7198 Před 2 lety +1

      @@eloisem3214 He probably has ADHD.. and now he has a son who will torment him with it.

    • @Despond
      @Despond Před rokem

      @@weirdthingstoeat7198 lol that is way beyond ADHD.

  • @powerpopaholic876
    @powerpopaholic876 Před rokem +1

    Kids pre-cell phones. Love it

  • @samdavis7134
    @samdavis7134 Před rokem +2

    I remember seeing this live always wondered where cute little crazy first kid was growing up😆😆???

  • @professordanfurmanek3732
    @professordanfurmanek3732 Před 3 lety +19

    Without a doubt all the kids were funny but you definitely got to love the rapport between Dave and the first little guy!!

    • @larryl212
      @larryl212 Před 3 lety +6

      Dave could have panicked. But he played off the kid brilliantly.

    • @lavaclaw1228
      @lavaclaw1228 Před 2 lety +2

      Mom needs a nap lol

  • @MapleSyrupPoet
    @MapleSyrupPoet Před 3 lety +4

    Very funny stuff ...I'm up for my third impeachment Dave ...I love this gig

  • @funforkidsforever
    @funforkidsforever Před rokem +6

    Somebody's had too much sugar, The girl in red has brilliant comic timing.

  • @johnschanzle3593
    @johnschanzle3593 Před 3 lety +7

    My damn foots stuck in the door

  • @jaypickett3552
    @jaypickett3552 Před 3 lety +9

    “Never work with children or animals “
    -WC Fields

  • @chrisarseneault5617
    @chrisarseneault5617 Před 2 lety +5

    OMG! That kid in the green shirt at the beginning and bouncing up and down he is so awesome!

  • @miltonsmith974
    @miltonsmith974 Před rokem +3

    I think Peter was born inside a Superball.

  • @MapleSyrupPoet
    @MapleSyrupPoet Před 3 lety +2

    The future looks good, with these jokesters :)))

  • @BeeFunKnee
    @BeeFunKnee Před 3 měsíci

    The kindergarten girl was the best. She rolled with the punches and remembered her lines. She even seemed precious. The "snowballs" kid was the worse. You're either a kid or you're not.

  • @OhanaFilms
    @OhanaFilms Před 5 lety +7

    I remember watching the original airing of this!

  • @davebartosh5
    @davebartosh5 Před rokem +2

    The snoiwballs one is worth using again. lol

  • @TietCanhVit
    @TietCanhVit Před 4 lety +45

    this was the time before they knew about ADHD.

    • @johnsheehan977
      @johnsheehan977 Před 3 lety +1

      Exactly!Wow.Omg.😬😳😳😳 I was becoming a nervous wreck just watching him

    • @tristramcoffin926
      @tristramcoffin926 Před 3 lety +8

      They knew about it way before then. They were prescribing Ritalin at least by the mid 80s because I took it when I was a kid.

    • @ronniechilds2002
      @ronniechilds2002 Před 3 lety +1

      Apparently that kid got into daddy's methamphetamine stash.

    • @ourcreativebeehive
      @ourcreativebeehive Před 3 lety +2

      My brother born in 1963 was diagnosed with it as a kid.

    • @localasian
      @localasian Před 3 lety +3

      yeah if David talk lke that to a kid nowadays, he would be forced to publicly apologize

  • @chrish1993
    @chrish1993 Před 3 lety +8

    then why are you holding his jacket?...haha... that's a good one

  • @paulastafford1642
    @paulastafford1642 Před 2 lety +1

    So very good!

  • @danimart3374
    @danimart3374 Před 2 lety +1

    "Mydamn foot's stuck in the damn door!"

  • @tarantulagirl
    @tarantulagirl Před 3 lety +10

    That first little boy that won’t stand still is like the nephew who turns up at your house with his mum and dad and you pretend not to be in! It’s imperative you’ve locked your front door though, cos that little shit will sure try the door fo sho!

    • @patricias5122
      @patricias5122 Před 3 lety +2

      I thought he was a wonderful, smart little boy.

  • @FrenkMelk
    @FrenkMelk Před 2 lety +6

    Please have there a follow up "where are they now" segment for Peter.

  • @LL-bl8hd
    @LL-bl8hd Před rokem +5

    Back before every kid was on Ritalin. 😁
    I'd really love to know where Peter is today, how he turned out.

    • @_Tanasis_
      @_Tanasis_ Před 9 měsíci +1

      Google "Peter Howard Md". He is an orthopedic surgeon in Florida

  • @GuyWithTheThingOnTheTable
    @GuyWithTheThingOnTheTable Před 11 měsíci +1

    Looks like Charlie wants to be Peter's agent. Lol

  • @stephenkennedy8767
    @stephenkennedy8767 Před 5 lety +20

    Hopefully his teacher gets triple time

  • @christopherhoward7753

    My damn foot's stuck in the damn door!😂😂😂!!! They should have saved that one for last. Killer.

  • @carolecrew8096
    @carolecrew8096 Před 2 lety +5

    Someone let us know how this kid turned out PLEASE!!

  • @tawnteens
    @tawnteens Před 3 lety +5

    Snowballs!!! Best joke 👍

  • @abdurrazzaq3554
    @abdurrazzaq3554 Před 3 lety +3

    Honestly, the knock knock joke was the funniest

  • @saraheart2804
    @saraheart2804 Před 3 lety +13

    What adult let that troubled child go on tv?

  • @Nophreetime
    @Nophreetime Před rokem +1

    There should be a 'where are they now' segment for this episode!